Why aren't you dating a German girl?

I haven't met any in canada

i have never met one

I live in the south :(

I am not muslim

Because I'm holding out for an Italian girl

>>73392302
Because none of them would want to date me

>>73392437
That's a bad choice

>>73392302
german girls ar trash

>>73392302
>Why aren't you dating a German girl?
no....

because I am a German grill :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>73392465
why? Italian girls are pretty cute and have beautiful skin

>>73392561
they're the most dramatic living organisms on earth

Can't afford to import one.

Don't want black grandchildren

>>73392302
ours are better looking, more smart and drink more beer

a) they are ugly b) women don't like me ;_;

>>73392482
t. virgin

Whats not to like about German girls?
>they are very open
>make it clear when they like you
>dont mind doing the first step
>you know exactly what you can expect from them in a relationship
>they dont mind buying you a beer when they feel like fucking

>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls

Get over yourself.

Ich kenne keine

>>73392536
Wanna join my harem? I'm collecting foreign women.

The only prerequisite is that you must be blonde and blue-eyed.

>>73392583
I can live with that if they are smart enough

>>73392624
they are trash

>>73392624
>>they are very open
that's not good, conservative girls accepting the female gender role are the better partners. Girls have to be shy and introverted.
>>make it clear when they like you
see above
>>dont mind doing the first step
see above
>>you know exactly what you can expect from them in a relationship
scat games and cuckoldry? Nice
>>they dont mind buying you a beer when they feel like fucking
see #1 and #2
>>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls
Swedish girls are even bigger trash

>>73392302
They have faces like man

>>73392583
The mountain jew knows.

>>73392583
listen to the medkit, he's telling the truth

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tfw not dating a certain half brazilian half german girl right now

>>73392410
Well you're getting visa-free travel so come anyway.

>>73392726
>Girls have to be shy and introverted.
at least they arenot whores

Are you one? If so please be in

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>>73392624
>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls

but they do

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European women typically HATE Canadian men

>>73392302
They're taller than me

german women are trash

>>73392302
Because there's none in my state.

>>73393808
everyone is taller than you

wealth gap

>>73393904
this

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>>73392302
>tfw had a crush on a super qt german exchange student in high school
>tfw never got beyond a few kisses
>tfw she left after 3 months and I never saw her again

>>73394804
could be worse :^)

Not normie enough

>>73394904
How so?

im not black

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>>73392754
>listen to the medkit

>>73392302
because im was dating an argentinian, the german one was a year ago.

Because I'm too autistic to get a gf ;_;

>>73392302
Because German women are tall, strong and confident, which scares me.

Germans are boring. I have two german friends so i know.

Too weird and blunt. Shit chat. I've got to know a few and I just never got close enough to them to want anything further, I just dont tend to get on with them in a personality sense

>>73392302
I don't know how to get a regular girlfriend let alone a greman one

>white women

>>73392733
This

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>>73392302
I don't want to dilute my Iberian blood by mixing with those people, half people.

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I-i think she might be too good for me.

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I rather keep my chocolate elf

>>73392302
>Why aren't you dating a German girl?

Because I'm not into scat.

>>73392302
Because German girls aren't interested in me.

>>73396886
>flag
really ulcer my bladder

Please send one to me ;_;

>>73396449
POO

Because I'm white

>>73392624
I don't like it when they speak German unironically

>>73392536
PLPASELALS AMP PLEASE NE PLASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND PLEEEEEEEASEAS

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>Meet a German girl on tinder
>Talk for week and then go out once
>Keep talking
>One day she ghosts me
>Month later
>Turn on Tinder again
>She matched me again
The fuck does she want

>>73397078
Ello Katie Hopkins

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rate my pure german ex gf

What's so great about German girls? Is it because they can dominate us Beta American boys?

>>73397212
That's a man baby

>>73397234
german girls are free for all

>>73397212
7/10

>>73392302
I don't like masculine pussy.

>>73397234
It's the fetish to cuck german men probably.

>>73397302
7/10

>>73397302
Spooky

>>73397302
forehead/10

>>73397302
>>73397384
Its not the forehead
Its the eyes

too autistic

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guess her age

>>73392302
Wrong flag, ya dip

>>73397479
36

>>73397479
30-35

>>73397517
>>73397525
she is 24

>>73397572
How unfortunate

>>73397572
Hmmm. I cant figure out what is making her look older

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>>73397572
W-whah? How?

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I just keep dumping my facebook contact.

guess her age

>>73397492
Newfag

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>wanting to date a German

They have man faces.
They dress like shit.
They have high standards on anything without offering much in return.
They don't know how to be self-confident and feminine. They think that this means emulating masculine behavior.
Netflix and cardio and that's all. Basic bitches.
They get away with rude and blunt behavior because betas will still suck up to them.
They are in constant bitch-face mode. You know the kind of girls that tell you that they have a boyfriend when you approach them in order to ask them whether the seat next to them is free on the bus.


Sure I'm not saying that other nationalities are perfect but a lot of them are better than German girls. Once I started dating foreign girls I never went back.