the jewish gf edition
>>73390566
still prettier than anglos
hmm
How do we solve the goyim problem?
seeing a prossie at 11
>>73390502
>>73390575
i posted this song fucking AGES ago and none of you CUNTS (you)d me
>>73390577
I'm actually a great poster, I was just """raised""" by a terrible single mother.
>>73390641
Pics
literally me
anon please buy me bokkles
>>73390641
bit late for a prossie to be working ain't it?
on a sunday too
>>73390566
has she gone full rorke or is she still an-cap?
unless you've got a literal 4/5 incher you'll be alright desu
t. 7x5 and almost everyone ive been with has complimented my size
>>73390647
Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilaaaaar,
Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilar,
I'll retari nakesiri ona tar, (Aoouuuuuh!)
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!
(Hua!) kys
work tomorrow
>>73390566
Kill it with fire
>>73390621
this
white people are now impregnating brown wombs
>>73390639
a genocide, perhaps?
>someone in the last thread posted an HOUR long video of women talking about liking big willies
what is going on in his head
>>73390566
>pass user
rolling an exceedingly cheeky spliff
>>73390668
He took that a few hours before my birthday :3
>>73390652
nah
>>73390670
not really
there's money to be made
in my experience women value girth over length - in general
weed is reddit tier
>>73390698
as it should be
just did an unbelievably stinky fart, good grief
>>73390706
link?
>>73390686
>kys
dont think he says that bit mate does he
>>73390736
in your experience of having both a long thin willy and a short fat one?
>weed is reddit tier
>>73390614
>>73390698
want to suck her toes
>>73390736
they still like a nice 1 like one mate. not even that big myself but not sure why dicklets try to deny it. so pathetic. women love big dicks
haven't smoked weed in over 24 hours
going to start a fire tomorrow and throw the rolling machine on it
>>73390698
how do i get /BrownGF2017/ lads
>>weed is reddit tier
>>73390768
kek
Going to a Sunday afternoon BBQ with the lads before pub trivia tonight
Should be a good time lads
Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eee,
Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eeeee,
Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,
Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,
U'll the muri gemmi onli albahar , (Aoouuuuuh!)
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!
Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,
Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,
On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,
On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,
I'll gerent the ersoni koinar, (Aoouuuuuh!)
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!
How would the world look like if becoming fatter meant your cock would be fatter (and thus girthier) too?
need an assadist gf
>>73390783
>>73390698
youre welcome lads
>>>/s/17362485
thread was passable an hour ago or so
Now it's dire
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587f8e2307338
>this triggers the dicklet
watching cultural films tonight lads
cara 2bh lads
>>73390799
i actually had one girl tell me she doesn't really care, though she also told me how i hurt her with mine but it wasnt a 'bad kind of pain' so i dunno
>>73390768
xDDD
>>73390814
why tho
What's your political ideology and why should I follow it?
was bend it like beckham the film about the lesbian paki girl who played football
so called wife unironically wants to name our kid daryl
>>73390887
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
wrote a little ditty lads
>>73390872
thats 1 girl m8 and how can you even trust what she says, by and large women really like big dicks
>>73390846
would vaginas also scale to fatness?
>>73390881
only way to salvage the ol' mental health
going to take a fat shit, have another beer and then top myself bye x
>>73390884
radical centrism
because it's the only one that makes any sense
>>73390939
Villalad?
>ywn have a big dick
>a woman will never tell you how big you are
>a woman will never have a shocked and delighted look on her face when she undresses you
>>73390943
good lad enjoy
>>73390884
>political ideology
doesn't exist
>why should I follow it?
you shouldn't unless you believe in spooks
>>73390884
>what's your idealogy
apathist
>why should I follow it?
takes less energy than caring about things you cannot conceivably control or influence in any meaningful way whatsoever
>>73390943
sounds like a good plan apart from the topping yourself bit, replace that with getting a curry x
reminder there are guys with 5 inch dicks here right now who have literally convinced themselves that women dont prefer bigger dicks
>tfw don't get hard easily then cum in like 50 seconds with the gf
End it.
Any tips?
>>73390964
prefer not to say
>>73390887
yeah
the actress still looks pretty good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parminder_Nagra
>>73390998
HOWLING
hair on the sides of my head is thinner than the top and back. My scalp is visible in the sides if i dont comb it.
I noticed this when i was 17. 23 now and it's still like this, anyone know why? I dont have a receeding hairline or that corner temple stuff.
>>73391021
Can I have your rolling machine as a memento to all the good times we've had?
>>73391012
state of you mate, i can cum 4 times and can last over an hour
>>73391058
you just have thin hair
pick one runt quality :
hyper-underbite
no chin
5" dick
freckles insta-burn skin
ginger
stoop
shoe size less than 10
manboobs
Never liked an artist's music but disliked them as a person as much as I do with grimes
>>73390998
and there are lads with big willies here who have never had sex
mad world
>>73391091
>>73390987
>>73391104
shoe size less than 10, easy
>>73391091
>20 quid note
was gonna take the piss out of you for having a rolling machine by why have you got 20 quid in america
>>73391093
that doesn't sound like advice, jog on.
every night I can hear someone violently coughing and phlegming in the same spot outside
what the fuck is it
>>73391104
Already have freckles insta-burn skin, so I'll take that. Not like I go out in the sun anyway.
Muscles all over my body keep twitching. Losing strength in my arms and hands.
Pretty sure I have early stage ALS.
ignorance is your new best friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8XVA5bT4c
>If you could rewind your time
>Would you change your life?
>Do you like you?
>Do you love your wife?
>Or did you pick what
>You're told was right?
>>73391104
>freckles insta-burn skin
this one deffo
>>73391104
>shoe size less than 10
I'm size 9, what's wrong with that?
>>73391104
>shoe size less than 10
already have this so I'll pick this
>>73390943
>>73391091
post your address and I'll send it to you
>>73391155
It's mine
>>73391128
haha yeah what losers
*looks at my 7.5x6 virgin willy*
haha...
>>73390922
yeah i know mate i also left what i said open to the fact she could have been lying, she said she doesnt care but also made a point that it was a nice kind of pain that i gave her, i reckon she was just trying to seem nice or something
>>73391155
So I can by rolling machines
Duh
Like the other poor devils in China, India and Japan
>irish """people"""
>>73391216
t. cougher and phlegmier
>>73391114
'rimes mentioned
kek
>>73373647
>>73391209
xxxDDDDD
>>73391251
>rolling machines
howlin
wish i had a mate to talk about pavement and test cricket with
havin' a spot of the ol' 'za la's
How the fuck do I find a misses lads?
>>73391342
Maybe if you talked about actually interesting stuff you'd make friends
How much weight can I feasibly lose in 2 weeks? Going on a vacation to Rich Coast
>>73391382
they find you
>>73391382
stop being Irish
>>73391251
reddit: the machine
*Stares you down and laughs in your manlet face*
>>73390768
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/1488577111336/
howling at the state of you
>>73391382
alri trump
I'm leaving this ale with you lot just don't touch it will you? be right back
>blacks aren't whi-
>>73391421
BRAVE
America
decided against the prossie I booked for 11
>>73391437
*carefully places a pube in there*
>>73391459
wish I lived somewhere that comfy
>>73391437
*downs it*
>>73391422
SAD
>>73391401
probably a stone if you go crazy
>>73391344
what toppings
>>73391421
ICONIC
the polish have good bant- >>73391437
Assad is a dictator
Which should topple his regime
Also Jordan is looking too stable for my tastes lads
Really quite tempted to buy a Nintendo Switch, but it's £280 plus £55 quid for a game plus £60 for a proper controller for it.
Fucking mad how expensive shit is these days.
>>73391459
this lads
>>73391534
pepperoni
>>73391459
see, i would move to the us if i could live somewhere like this. so fucking comfy
fuck living in nyc, miami, los angeles etc though
>>73391555
t. douglas murray
>>73391437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-S2lho5zRI
>>73391564
PS3 was 6 hundo when it dropped
*be brown*
*do thing*
*become hero*
ah yes, equality
America is the greatest, most influential, most iconic, most beautiful country in the world
Nothing even comes close
want to go maccies and buy a double cheeseburger but you don't get monopoly tickets with them
hmm
>>73391585
Fuck off we're full
>>73391459
Reminds me of Wyoming. Favorite place of all.
>>73391564
only good game is zelda though and you can get that on wii u which you can get for much less
>>73391564
Sounds like a bargain to me, perhaps you're just poor? In which case you have only yourself to blame in this capitalistic society
>>73390884
Constitutional Parliamentary Monarchism
Nationalist
>Preserves the nation and tradition by preventing focus groups and parties from gaining too much sway , as the government is itself based on tradition and reinforces its own culture/values just by existence
>prevents tyrannical laws and measures being introduced because of tabloids and conniving, due to the role of the monarch and barons who dont need to care, and so preserves the rights of the people
>allows some representation of the general views/feelings of the people while avoiding the corruption and contradiction present in full liberal democracy
>puts all of government in public light, preventing the existence of a "deep state"
>>73391603
It was £425. I would know. I bought it launch day.
>>73391634
fuck off were full in this thread yank
>>73391578
why do jews lust after blonde shiksas?
>>73391618
good post
anglos crossed with germanics literally made a super race
>tfw all your good memories are actually bad ones because they end shit
>tfw life is shit so living in the present is rubbish as well
>tfw no future to look forward to either
well, guess it's booze and fag then
https://www.fiverr.com/the_rarm
weirdo from school made a fiverr thing lads
>>73391661
that was about $600 at the time
>>73391585
remember you'd be surrounded by americans in america though
not really worth it
my mate said if you get to 30 and haven't started to bald yet you'll probably keep your hair until you're really old. is this true?
>>73391646
Shovelknight too. Heard Snakepass is fun as well and it has David Wise doing the music, so it's guaranteed to at least sound good.
>run fingers through hair once
>count 9 hairs in total in my hand
so this is the power of genetics
pavement is surely the most 4chan band
have to get used to this lactose intolerant thing I have
no more dairy product ahaha
>>73391710
i hope so
t. 30 and full head of hair
just going to leave this here
>>73391661
>>73391699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
amazing how the ps3 recovered to be the best console of the generation
The blonde girl in westworld is literally my dream gf
I would never even come close to getting someone that good looking in real life
>>73391699
>$
FOY
>>73391710
My da didn't start balding until he was 50. Then it came in at the sides very quick, but then stopped again, so he can easily hide his receded temples with some brushing. Hoping I survive that long on the hair front. Doubt I will.
>>73391618
shame about the americans though
>>73391725
just shave it all off before your hairline disappoints you at its extent
might have to go to Erdoganland and have me one of those cheap Turkish hair transplants in a few years
>>73391755
I bet she has a nice tummy
He drove his tongue inside her, setting off another shattering moan that was music to his ears. She was quite an instrument to play, so finely tuned, and if he touched her right, she made the most glorious sounds — raw, intense, absolutely delicious noises of pleasure as he plundered her with his tongue. She grabbed his hair, yanked and pulled him closer as he’d told her to do. He thrust one finger inside her, crooking it and hitting her in the spot that turned her moans into one long, high-pitched orgasm. She shuddered against him, her legs quaking, and when he finally slowed to look up at her, he saw her hair was a wild tumble, and her face was glowing.
state of the fucking irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo
>>73391750
>30 and still on 4chan
wew
in 7 years I'll know this feel
>>73390884
Fairly libertarian. The government should make sure the murders are punished and our state is secure, after that stay the fuck out of society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdNmZ6HwNoM
>>73391755
She's got a proper block-head. Thandi and her giant knockers is better
just found out the unbelievably attractive girl i work with split with her bf because she caught him going thru her phone and reading messages between me and her
feels nice lads
someone explain to me why black bulls have strong seed
>>73391829
t. 23 year old
>>73391710
the earlier you lose it the more aggressive it is. so any initial loss after 30 surely wont be very aggressive
t. a literal expert on many things including male pattern baldness, test cricket, non-small cell lung cancer, uncut penises and pavement
>>73391104
Have nearly all of these
>>73391814
Wish I had a farmer gf that loved tractors as much as she loved me.
>>73391848
could bounce a coin off that jaw of hers.
>>73391829
I started browsing when I was about 23
those years have gone by fucking quickly
>>73391770
>My da didn't start balding until he was 50. Then it came in at the sides very quick, but then stopped again, so he can easily hide his receded temples with some brushing. Hoping I survive that long on the hair front. Doubt I will.
same with my dad, though he started a bit earlier
>He drove his tongue inside her, setting off another shattering moan that was music to his ears. She was quite an instrument to play, so finely tuned, and if he touched her right, she made the most glorious sounds — raw, intense, absolutely delicious noises of pleasure as he plundered her with his tongue. She grabbed his hair, yanked and pulled him closer as he’d told her to do. He thrust one finger inside her, crooking it and hitting her in the spot that turned her moans into one long, high-pitched orgasm. She shuddered against him, her legs quaking, and when he finally slowed to look up at her, he saw her hair was a wild tumble, and her face was glowing.
>>73391814
that accent doesnt sound too far off icelandic
>>73390566
eternally btfo by pisspiggranddad
drink driving to maccies
>>73391877
And a 3" willy
>fed.jpg
gf made me a stuffed bear for our 1 year anniversary and I left it at uni for the easter break and she just found out today and now she's not speaking to me
doing a contemplate the ol' 'cide
>>73391844
what is he actually crying about?
>>73391915
Don't forget a road soda and take pics along the way
>>73391915
Hope you die in a fiery but entirely isolated solo crash.
>>73391770
if he ever went actually bald, then he definitely would have had at least some subtle signs of balding before the age 50
>>73391897
I started when I was 14, been here for 9 years
going to be my 10 year anniversary in a few months haha
bokkles
need a rural gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFAZMolCCJk
>>73391962
Happy Cake day!
>>73391848
yeah she does a bit but shes still class
don't know why you'd choose a coloured hooker instead of qt farmgirl
>>73391814
What's your problem?
>>73391959
Like I said, he receded at the temples only. My granda's the same. In his 70s with a near full head of hair.
Is 12.40pm in the middle of the day or at midnight
>>73391915
let us know when you get there lad
just want to know that you're safe xx
>>73390675
She is a poor who apparently spent a lot of time with diversity growing up.
Her "libertarian" exterior hides a "fuck niggers" interior. Because she knows who is going back into manacles and haciendas in ancapistan.
>>73391952
I'm taking my beer with me
>>73391958
shan't
>>73392028
day
imagine my astonishment upon discovering that an autistic NEET is exactly what he spends every waking hour screeching about
>>73392043
Good lad
>>73392010
hes an (((ulster))) scot
all he does is post ""bait"" until someone replies then he tries to shoehorn nigerians and the IRA into the conversation
derovolk is back
excellent
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
Just been to /cum/....
Jesus Christ lads, how are their 'gimmick's' so bad
>>73390861
8 1/2?
>yanks
ACK!
FOY
>>73391943
His suicide bomb didn't go off
Not even joking
Next scene is him successfully blowing himself up, with a smiling picture of his face imposed over it
ISIS are fucking mental tb h
>>73390884
libertarian marxism
>>73392088
>a scot
im actually not even from england i moved here about 17 years ago from europe
>>73392099
this was in my recommended yesterday too
what is youtubes end game
>>73392021
yeah . i would say that no loss by 30 tells yoyuthat you wont ever go completely bald, ever. but certainly doesnt rule out some kind of loss later on. i would say quite minimal loss tho, at least until youre very old
/brit/ is a lot ore cheerful than I remember
hate londoners
either middle class hipster twats or cold twats
>>73392059
>I think the most I've ever spent on a jacket is £50
respect for owen jones has diminished even further
>>73390566
>tfw no gf to make chosen babies with
>>73392152
something nefarious
>>73392099
>getting chat up by a paki and giving out your email on a video that gets millions of views
Many a mistake
>>73392180
gib jew gf :3
wish I could sing, my voice is so fucked I cant even shout or scream
>>73392180
actually gonna use this pic for the next /mena/ thread if im still awake when it reaches bump limit
>>73392159
There are some salty bitches but it's usually fairly upbeat really
>>73392180
>meanwhile ahmed has had 3 kids by the time hes 24
step up your game shlomo
>>73392223
I've never had a gf or sex, how am I supposed to give you one?
>found the muslim thread on /s/
willy is hardening at an alarming rate
>>73392180
how do I get a jewish gf?
does it help that I look kinda jewish?
i used to be genuinely a likeable guy and had so much going for me and i didnt even realize it, now i have cancer and would just give anything to have those edgy '''''''depressed'''''' times back
>>73392244
This is why we kill so many of them.
>>73390884
>>73392255
yeah cos i linked it earlier and yesterday as well ya mong
likkle milk bokkles
>>73392252
That's pretty selfish, aren't you guys known for your generosity?
>>73392159
i could be more melancholic if you'd like
honestly if I fail uni again I might kill myself really
nah
rather I'll move to venezuela and have someone else do it so I at least go down like that into the wild mong
>>73392292
No.
>>73392267
>realize
fuck off yank
>>73392221
ISIS videos are top notch man fuck me
>>73392221
for fuck sake he must've leveled the place
any more context on this? Was that the army or just civilians he attacked?
>>73392238
All autismo yank/Liam bitching about everything he doesn't like
>>73392283
>being really proud of the fact you made a man's willy hard and being eager for acknowledgement
slightly gay
but that's alright x
I like cats, but they just cannot invoke the same emotional response as oppossed to when it involves dogs
A means of verifying a user's humanity, perhaps?
>>73392316
>>73392317
>micks in total awe and wonder of car bombs
hmmm
haha left this on my mates toilet hes gonna be mad
dogs are shit-tier animals and pets
>>73392282
>tribalism 100%
>liberalism -100%
how does one become this much of a rorke
>>73392265
Be a fat black lesbian.
>>73392317
Army in Mosul
>>73392282
link
Might watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8QOzetdVo
>>73392336
shut the fuck up already and fuck off to reddit if you don't like it. I know you are a literal nigger, get lynched coon
>>73392399
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
Imagine knowing that this could just come round the corner and speed towards you at any second
Honestly would not be fucked to join the army, no wonder they all come to Europe.
>>73392372
lmao nah not the act itself just the production values are unreal
https://mobile.twitter.com/undefined/status/850098330432622593
guess he didn't like my youtube comment lads
>>73392372
Kek
>>73392282
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
>>73392474
aren't they worried about the houses/civilians nearby?
Look at him cry lads haha
>hur dur reddit
>hur dur nigger
Ahahaha
>>73392539
hahahaha (we're laughing at you)
>>73392537
You do know this is ISIS right?
>>73392312
oldfag advice: do whatever makes you happy
wish i had like several thousand pounds so i could rent a hotel room in london and a prostitute and just have a great night
>>73392313
Would you please
drink-drive lad
are you alright?
cats are shit in every way
Dogs are superior
>>73392539
t. literal nigger
last night there was this 40 year old bald bloke named chris djing
he was the best of all of them tbqh, he played old skool techno with some really nice mixing and the others just stuck to gay house
>>73392443
Really makes me think.
>>73392035
I'm here mate x
>>73392595
He died
just remembered that yanks call snakes and ladders "chutes and ladders" the fucking goblinoids, had to get my epi pen out
>>73392443
Conservative Total-Isolationist Nationalist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -67%
would've thought I'd have got more tribalism desu
>>73392582
ah thought it was US
>>73392221
>>73392383
using the older guys to do this too
quite clever
>>73392586
Doing a screech, why are non-whites so easy to divide and conquer?
>>73392589
haven't seen a Venezuelan on /brit/ in a while
how you holding up lad?
She's actually gotten better looking as she got older.
Face looks less goofy, does a better job on her eyebrows and makeup.
When she started her political camwhoring career she looked like Harold Ramis lol.
>>73392653
Why does this exist?
imagine being killed in a horrific car crash and it gets captured on some distant dashcam and then gets thrown around liveleak and /wsg/
how miserable
Ah yes
>>73392653
>>73392586
do blacks think they're the only people in the world to have some form of tribal culture?
>>73392634
Driving suicide car bombs?
>>73392664
Can't complaint
>>73392643
Retard
>>73392664
Probably waiting for a rat to comeby and eat thanks to Socialism
>>73392680
wouldn't care since i'd be dead lol x
>>73392653
>.ca
hmm
>>73392696
Looked like a drone strike but I wouldent be surprised if they did
how do brazilians seem to be so normal when their country is literally worse than syria in terms of violence and instability
like my mate is married to a hue and no-one even seems to care, but everyone would lose their shit if he married a syrian..
>>73392729
2nd from right
>>73392729
>those noses
hmm
>>73392696
>that makeshift breach charge
properly mental, that
>>73392710
>Probably waiting for a rat to comeby and eat thanks to US sanctions
agreed
>>73392729
actual pedojew
>>73392729
gas
if ISIS don't get their caliphate they can easily find work doing movie editing
>>73392780
The Brazilians in Gort are meant to be alri
>>73392729
1/6,000,000
>>73392729
Would probably call me a goy, divorce me then take everything i own / 10
>the jew is also a nonce
i'd say i'm surprised but i'm not
ah yes
the so called "master race"
>>73392825
should have gone to the next block he could've gotten 2 more
>>73392833
NEW
>>73392806
>oy vey the big bad US
Socialism is shit and doesnt work get over it
>>73392780
It's like how your northerners don't give half a fuck about bombs and shootings in their country. They're used to it
>>73392806
hmm yes the non existant US sanctions are always to blame for thr failures of socialism
>>73392780
theres a civil war in brazil?
5 fucking people in the club... I know it's going to get busier but right now it fucking sucks blasting out bangers to an empty room
>>73392443
>Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs.
meme quiz desu
>>73392729
Farthest right is cutest but they are all prison/10
need a secular or christian levantine arab gf
>>73392802
Yeah they go ham at it with a sledgehammer shouting allahu akbar as well
Quite scary to think they could just move across the city like that without ever going to street level.
>>73392934
I'd cut my arm if a catholic lebanese girl asked me
>>73392780
because theres 200 million Brazilians and only the relatively wealthy can get away to Europe
>>73392947
fuck me, imagine being in the iraqi army, holed up in some isolated sniping position with maybe 2 other lads and then suddenly a sledge hammer comes through the wall
>>73392443
Wew.