/cum/ empires edition
>>73390388
This map is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Why do I love it so much?
Fuck Drumpf
>>73390473
That Valentine's Day was a good day desu
nothing wrong with being autistic
can't tell if girl wants the d...
>nothing wrong with being autistic
>>73390473
all this proves is Im terrible with women
not exactly a secret
there are people that save months old screenshots on their harddrives just so they can try to prove that other anonymous posters are gay
wow just wow
t-thanks OP
Cum, tell me about Montreal. Do they speak French in international companies over there?
>ask someone out 3 times
>"im not autistic im just bad with women"
>>73390599
play francais games, win francais prizes
>>73390586
here is the reply you are expecting
>>73390611
getting rejected doesnt equate to being autistic
D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE
More /cum/ posters need to use Tinder or get gfs so I can save pictures if it.
>>73390599
>Do they speak French in international companies over there?
Businesses that employ over 50 people have to use french for everything, although interpersonal conversations take place in English in some firms obviously
>>73390650
no he already posted that one, I was expecting the one he posted
>>73390658
THREE
TIMES
>>73390728
she was pretty cute
>>73390730
But that's New Mexico
>>73390753
YOURE STILL SAVING IMAGES OF HER LEGS
>>73390780
I dont have any pics of her legs
I cant save it from snapchat without her knowing
>>73390780
post them
>>73390599
>imolying french will ever be a lingua franca
>>73390828
It used to be. Lingua Franca literally means French Language, anon.
>>73390810
If you do *64 before a screenshot she will never know
i take it we're all fans of qt japs here ...
>>73390810
youre fucking trying though
you are actually fucking instagram satlking her
dude
u
d
e
>>73390388
Can we have a seperate general for each of these regiions?
>>73390900
I'm a fan of qt girls in general desu
>i take it we're all fans of qt japs here ...
cum
>>73390917
not stalking
she added me and we occasionally chat
>>73390931
good lad
>>73390919
did you not remember the balkanization? they all died. only /dixie/ is still alive
*cums*
I smell pretty good
>>73390900
cum loves oriental women
>>73391032
Same
>tfw use cologne so my clothes can smell nice
>>73391047
haha
no
>>73390988
wow if you guys are so close then i see no reason why you dont want her to know youre saving images of her legs
>>73390388
>edmonton empire doesn't even include edmonton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want you all to never fall for the marriage meme
If someone of Latin American descent is born in the US and doesn't speak a work of Spanish, are they still latino?
>>73391065
I already told you, I dont have any pics of her legs
stupid alert message would give me away
>>73391079
married my waifu, bud
>>73391079
couldn't even if i tried lmao
>>73390758
>New México
There's a new one??
I don't need to use soap or cologne to smell good
>>73391095
Latino is a stupid word and mostly just used to call people a Mestizo because people don't want to say Mestizo.
>>73391070
the capital is slave lake
>>73391064
He's right you know
>>73391079
married my waifu, bud
so ... errm .... i really like america and want to visit one day ... but i'm not sure where to go ... can you tell me what the most fun place to visit is?
>>73391142
Yes and it's full of sociopaths.
>>73391079
I want to fall for the marriage meme.
It is a GREAT day outside today.
>>73390388
Add Pennsylvania, all of New York, Michigan and Illinois to Greater Québec and you might have something. Industry, Finance, Food, Raw Materials, Art, Science, Etc.
>>73391214
what kinda climate you looking for?
city? Farmland? Forest? beaches?
>>73391214
chicago unless u a bitch nigga
>>73391214
California, Florida, or Texas.
>>73391116
dont dodge the question
>not stalking
>she added me and we occasionally chat
>>73391259
Forest please
lmao guys there's this one loser who already asked me out three times but i rejected him every time
i keep sending him pictures of my legs to fuck with him
if he ever screenshots one of my snaps i'm going to get chad to break his thumbs
>>73391276
>florida
>>73391258
>killadelphia
>chiraq
>nyc jews, spics and blacks
>detroit
>flint
no thanks. Greater quebec is like 80% white in the pic
>ate f**d for the first time in a week
convince me not to throw up
>>73391352
west coast/montana/wyoming is really good for that
>>73391394
>Florida
>not a fun place for a tourist
>>73391394
wow what a racist post
>>73391455
god dammit, forgot the pic
I haven't eaten anything but coffee all day
>>73391544
you dont eat coffee dumb*ss
cum ranking in terms of attractiveness
Men:
1. Canada
2. Mexico
3. USA
Women
1. USA
2. Mexico
3. Canada
Weird isn't it
>>73391467
im a racial minority myself, but american minorities are violent reprobates
>>73391456
miami-dade and broward counties are shitholes, the keys are overrated and disney world is for children
the most fun to be had in florida is drinking beer with racists in the pandhandle and shooting gators
>>73391493
>even the cat wants to leave her
>>73391571
You eat iced cappuccinos
>>73391571
Excuse me but I exclusively consume solid American Coffee Blocks like a real man should
>>73391519
theres quite literally more forest on the east coast you buttplug
>>73391606
>>73391079
want to get married and fertilize a woman's egg multiple times producing numerous children
>visit new brunswick
>get shot by junkies
>tfw I don't live in Maine
wish I could fall in love with a woman
>>73391638
but the BEST forest is out west
>>73391668
>the thing is terrified
i wonder what it is about her that cause people to leave
>wanting to live in Canada-lite
Only places I would move:
>another part of Oregon
>Washington
>Massachusetts
>Vermont
>New Hampshire
>Maine
>>73391740
thats why its the best you dumb chicano
>>73391722
cant argue with that, old growth is beautiful
>>73391730
finally a fantastic british post
Ah yes, Orange County
business idea: move to antarctica before i kill myself
>>73391730
I'd love to her pet
Ungrateful kot
>visit quebec
>die of aids because french so is fucking gay that just hearing it gives you aids
>>73391792
>tfw one of the last cyan blue counties in the state
>>73391772
patrician taste, PNW + New England for ever
>>73391792
ah yes sacramento
>>73391772
the best places in US are leftist states. Coincidence?
>>73391834
quebec is quite nice and french is a very nice language, you take that back right now, mister
>>73391847
?
>>73391783
careful sunshine
i'd fuck u up
>>73391394
I never said I wouldn't support forcefully returning the ethnicities to pre world war 2 levels. The modern inhabitants didn't build and create most of the shit in places like NYC, Chicago or Detroit.
cascadia meetup tomorrow
>>73391591
>the place where beaches are consistently the best in the US
>the beaches are even busy even in the winter, usually in West Palm, Daytona, and Tampa
Miami hasn't been an important place since the 80s. Tampa's probably in its peak though 2bh, but it's far from being N'Orlins tier
>>73391865
lots of nice hwite people too 2bh
don't want to be near chicanos
>Diversity, our strength
what did Toronto mean by this?
>>73391912
>Motto(s): Eureka
Bris are trying to steal my uglyfu, what do i do.
>>73390566
>>73390566
>>73390566
>>73391818
she's pump n dump material m8
>>73391884
sorry
>>73391493
I thought she had a Scottish Fold cat, did she sell it to a Korean.
>>73391865
the best places in US are white states. Coincidence?
>>73391974
its for the discovery of Gold, nitwit
>>73391987
adopt taylor swift as your new uglyfu?
>>73391792
i live in solano county
send help
>>73391865
It also has a low basketball-american population
Hmmm
>>73391988
She's waifu material
>>73391973
before we got cucked by the provincial government in the 90s it was Industry, Intelligence, Integrity
>>73392019
ah. eureka, as they say
>>73392039
are the hills by Adobe Rd as horrible as they look from I-80?
>>73392039
why?
tfw only 21% Hispanic
*starts making out with you*
Everything outside the red are is not Toronto and might as well be glassed
>>73391965
>>73392000
>>73392049
This is just a coincidence
The first few minutes of this song are inappreciably beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4NKzmfC-Q
*fucking kills you*
>>73392050
she's just a dick enchantress
What is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0qIARknhMg
*revives and starts making out with you in front of everybody*
>>73392119
Remember that this "Hispanic" figure includes the massive number of people who are half-nonwhite hispanic and half-white. People like Tony Romo, Ted Cruz, and me, who look and sound just like most other Americans and the only thing that connects us to "just hopped over the border" mexicans is a surname. We have as much in common with them as Bill O'Reilly does with the average man in Dublin.
>>73392000
No. Everyone knows that, they just won't admit it publicly. If they are forced to many resort to mental gymnastics creating b.s. excuses.
>>73392183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfsKQfhziM
The best places in the US border Canada. Coincidence?
Power ranking:
New England>PNW>>>Midwest>>>West>>>>>>Rustbelt>>>>>>>>>>>>South>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Southwest
>the further north you go, the whiter the county gets
>>73392178
Nah m8, she's a classy lady
>>73392246
Grant really is a shithole
If I were black I'd unironically identify as basketball-american
>A-black-and-white-photograph-of-Abraham-Lincoln-with-a-full-bro-bun-hairstyle-and-long-hair.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTp5PH8ot6Q
>>73392183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AQukaVqkk
People keep making more web-hosting/design as a service companies run by like 3 people that prey on a couple small businesses.
Worst shit in the world
>>73392183
My ceiling fan goes
weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, ...
>>73392232
>Coincidence?
The further north you go, the fewer nonwhites you have.
>>73392285
ok
>>73392354
Dank
Reminder.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH RED ZONE POSTERS
>>73392352
they provide the tech solutions for small businesses? how is that not a valid service?
skinny legs make my dick hard, buds
>>73392352
If small businesses wanted to they could literally search on the internet how to host their own website. But they don't.
i love to gobble cum YUM
*engages with red zone posters*
hmmm oops
*engages with red zone posters*
*engages with red zone posters*
*engages with red zone posters*
*posts from a red zone*
*engages with red zone posters*
>>73392473
>>73392476
>>73392504
>>73392505
>>73392532
>>73392526
*engages with*
73392464
quintessential Chilean post
>>73392441
It's a completely valid service, but most small companies don't realize that there's only a couple reasons to have a website and about a couple hundred not to. Most of those websites probably get a dozen hits a month by real people if they're even online.
Social media organizers are much more effective at marketing right now.
*engages non replier*
What's your opinion of the Mariners?
>>73392554
Ugh, what gives Canada?
>>73392597
not a fan
>>73392597
They suck like really really bad.
>not saying oops
come on guys
I really don't care about mariners.
Oops
>>73392609
i dont care about engaging with red zone posters, but repeating posts is reddit tier
Oops
>>73392597
fuck sake
muh dick is in pain
>>73392675
shut up you rude quadroon
a
I usually say whoops
Oops
>>73392597
ggggggg
>>73392716
Hi latvia
How's it goin?
good thread
>>73392094
yes, but right now everything is nice and green so not as bad
i prefer oops, thank you very much
>>73392675
>repeating
I didn't repeat it. Only reason my post was even out one second after his was because I fucked up the Captcha.
aayy latvia, what's up?
poops
>>73392580
so theyre tricking mom and pops into paying a monthly premium to have a useless website that shows where they are on google maps and says their phone number?
*farts*
oops are for fags.
>>73392769
haha not much, what's up with you my man
Girls with blue eyes look weird
*devours feces*
How do we convince the Dane to go to bed?
lel, you forgot your proxy?
>>73392845
Why? I do wish more had green eyes though
>Girls with blue eyes look weird
Sup fags
no not really i just want to steal latvia's (You)s
and no cana i'm not going to bed
>>73392877
>tfw I have shitty brown eyes while my sister has grey eyes
It's not fair
Green eyes are superior desu
>stealing Latvia's (You)s
>:O
*seduces the dane into bed*
The last time I got invited to a birthday party was middle school
This was also the last time I got invited to someone's house
>Corn Caliphate
cana, not tonight i have shitposting to do, babe
>>73392597
OI OI
More of the bitch
STOP NOT REPLYING YOU FUCKING FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73392978
I already have the whole album desu
>>73392979
sorry
>>73392800
For the most part
I can't imagine who would want to work for them. Sounds like such a drag
Who shouldn't we replied to?
Who is the best California poster?
>>73392944
smae
>>73392997
from here?
https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/7337345/cute_barista_eleni.html
>>73393039
Yep
>>73393029
that anon that doesnt use county flags
I don't know, but I feel like I'm gonna overdose on these cough drops I'm taking.
>>73392977
Comon babe
>>73393031
You can come over to my house if you want
My room probably looks weird though. There's nothing in here but my computer and a dresser
>>73392921
>a literal nigger has lighter eyes than you
god hates you
>huskies
Just got off work buds, now for another 3 (three) days of psuedo-neetdom
>>73393142
<3 <3 <3
>my eyes are green, but I have bushy eyebrows that block out the light so they look brown to most people
>>73393216
the problem with green eyes is that they often dont look light from afar
>>73393181
Comfy
Where is mexico?
Sounds wop ish
Had some pigs-in-a-blanket.
They're as good as I remember.
>>73393255
below america
>tfw someone posts the fedora image edit you made
it's the little things in life
>>73393243
come closer, see my eyes
>>73393255
i killed him. This thread was too small for the both of us
>I have brown eyes and dark brown hair
>Mom says my eyes are "hazel" because she doesn't want to admit how brown they are
I'm a bad haircut away from being italian
Only reply to this post if your state has Publix
>>73393216
Sup Ulfsson
yesterday I learned we have a jimmie johns
>>73393286
Don't.....don't come any closer please.
>>73393314
>employee-owned, American supermarket
Is this what Marx dreamt of?
>>73393314
>people ITT don't have a publix
>>73393258
What are those
At least I don't have a round Slav head desu
>>73393314
A publix opened up near my house a year ago and I have never been. I don't really eat much. I'm actually basically able to live off of what I steal from work
my ass hurts
>>73393314
i can do you one better
So boys, what are you gonna do for the upcoming WW3?
>>73393369
well stop inviting canada to your bed
More euros post in cum the mexicans truly sad state of affairs
Is it true that California has dutch now?
>>73393375
Die
>>73393358
Mini wieners wrapped in biscuit dough, then baked.
It's heavenly.
meet my gf
>>73393369
from what?
>>73393398
we've had DB's for years
>>73393369
R A R E
A
R
E
Sorry about that
Just had Irish cut oats for the first time, I can feel the health benefits flow through my cholesterol ridden blood.
>>73393286
what colour would you say mine are
>>73393375
Your mother lmao
>>73393419
Millenials have created the most atrocious memes
>>73393452
I would say green, look similar to mine
>that tfw when ywn will never be a kid again
>>73393442
i post here everyday.
sometimes too much.
>>73393476
do you have a hazel/mustard ring in the centre too?
>>73393374
Fuck you, Wincofags are the worst! We should have a containment board for you faggots
Say something nice about my gf
>>73393375
Join in
It's bound to be a laugh
>>73393496
REMEMBER THE NIIIIINTIIIIES?????????
>>73393367
kek.
where do you work
I am unironically dependant on weed
I got my medical card in the beginning because it helped with insomnia but I literally smoke it every night and have been for more than a year.
I can't sleep well without it either, just like before I smoked it in the first place.
It's expensive and I don't want to smoke it any longer
I'm just going to drink myself to sleep until I start being able to sleep sober I think
>>73393524
She has nice lips
>>73393524
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>73393524
>send nudes daddy
>>73393524
needs a hot dicking right now
>>73393419
>>73393524
white women are a mistake
>>73393358
these bad boys
bacon wrapped around sausage
Am I white
>>73393496
i actually hated most of those shows
I'm always surprised by how I look in the mirror
>>73393524
she's a keeper
just like are tay
>>73393535
At your freakin' mothers house FUCKER
>>73393622
REEE
ROASTIES OUT
Fun fact: If you ctrl+f and search "(You)" you can see how many (You)'s you've got.
>>73393550
alcohol dependence is much worse than weed dependence
>>73393622
What color are your nipples and how straight is your hair?
>>73393689
I'm a boy. I just have very long eyelashes. People thought it was cute when I was a kid
>>73393663
>alcohol dependence is much worse than weed dependence
>>73393748
How old is this guy? Does he have kids?
>>73391590
t. thirsty Canadian
I'm sensing a bias here
alcohol withdrawal can kill you
Hi,
I'm quite new to 4chan, as you can see my name is still Anonymous. What I'd like to know is if there is any opinion of women who have penises.
Specifically what I'd like to know is if it is considered gay to be attracted to women if they have penises, but only if the penis is very feminine.
Legalize meth
>>73393512
yeah same thing
I was going to take a pic, but Im too lazy
>>73393801
something something copypasta fuck off
>>73393835
My editions are better
going to jail lads
>>73390388
Calgary-kun is cute. Cute!
>>73394761
Come take a look at deez swollen infected nutz
They be gettin better :>
>>73390388
But is it the end of the world as we know it?
>>73390388
What would the Pacific Empire flag looks like?
>you will never live on the Oregon coast
What do we do about Canadian women? It is a problem.