/brit/

>>73379409
>>>/vp/

got lung cancer lads

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Normal Eevee was always the cutest one

>>73381103
why do yanks post here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hns3WJUDBvU

me and the gf

for me, it's jolteon

robot wars final in 10 minutes lads

betting my house on that black and red flipping robot

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39528663

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miss playing football with my mates as a kid at lunchtime

any of you lads fancy a kickabout?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSeTC08h3ec

this song is just fuckign amazing holy shit

*glances up at the commotion*
Listen to your mother, son
*looks back down at my copy of MMM (Milf Minge Monthly)*

>racemixing your pure eevee
disgusting

>>73381170
heads & vols or wembley?

*snaps your blue shag band*

heh

>>73381154
ah yes... the license fee

>>73381154
me on the left

>>73381170
*Kicks your ball into the 60 year old nonce's garden*
Go ask for it back mate

need some advice :/

>>73381170
*boots your ball over the wall and into the road*

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First time rolling, rate

>>73381131
newcunt
this website is 80% american posters
this is the culture exchange board

>>73381205
>prefect grammar
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE

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>>73381170
*punts this, sodden wet in your face in the middle of winter*

aha sorry mate

taxation is theft

>>73379409
>not espeon
you SEETHING casual

>>73381191
omg!! I forgot about those

>>73381229
no way are 4 out of 5 4chan posters american.

>>73381224
well it looks reasonably tight around the roach i guess

>>73381224
Did you use a sandwich bag for paper?

When I was young I had no sense.

>>73381117
same m8

>>73381212
he's your grandad, you go ask for it mate

>>73381187
Headers and volleys was fucking quality

Wish I could play it on a nice day like today but no mates anymore

>>73381260
80%, not 4/5ths dumbass

>>73381187
it's called "no bounce" you little cunt

>>73381297
you're going to have to try harder than that

>>73381297
kek

>>73381300
kill yourself

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>>73381297

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don't use bio oil

Why do they call it a hamburger when it's made of beef?

>>73381273

rizla papers matey

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>still liking golem

why do they call it a hot dog when it's made of... dunno really
but definitely not dog

anyone got a photo of that paki's spliff?

makes me cry every time

>>73381328
because it's named after a place called hamberger in switzerland

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>>73381187
>>73381300
>>73381323

you fucking vile animals it was called one touch

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work tomorrow

Why is there two different kinds of mincemeat

>>73381378
IT'S FUCKING ONE BOUNCE YOU MONG

>>73381327

Why?

>>73381378

This. You from the south lad?

Was never really good enough to keep up no bounce for long
One bounce was the best in a huge group on the school field

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>>73381373

first for nba

diagnosed myself with terminal lung cancer lads. what shall i do with my remaining days?

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*buys a size 3 ball from JJB and does keepy uppies in the garden because no m8s*

>>73381397
>This. You from the south lad?
yup

it was called heads and vols

ahem:
Keepy-uppy

Britain will always be a conservative country

>>73381403
let me have the first go on that zoot

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yeh heheh, ima "work tomorrow" kinda guy yuknowwhatamsayin

just fuck mashittup, youknowmasayin

had to play footy with a tennis ball at school cause the older kids kept nicking my ball

>>73381432
this

Just found out I'm pregnant

bouncy castle

knockouts>>headers and volleys

headers and volleys lacked real consequence

>>73381362
>The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, with one thought being that it came from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat, starting in at least 1845.[22] In the early 20th century, consumption of dog meat in Germany was common.[23][24] The suspicion that sausages contained dog meat was "occasionally justified".[25]

>According to a myth, the use of the complete phrase hot dog in reference to sausage was coined by the newspaper cartoonist Thomas Aloysius "Tad" Dorgan around 1900 in a cartoon recording the sale of hot dogs during a New York Giants baseball game at the Polo Grounds.[22] However, TAD's earliest usage of hot dog was not in reference to a baseball game at the Polo Grounds, but to a bicycle race at Madison Square Garden, in The New York Evening Journal December 12, 1906, by which time the term hot dog in reference to sausage was already in use.[22][26] In addition, no copy of the apocryphal cartoon has ever been found.[27]

>Early uses of hot dog in reference to sausage appeared in the New Brunswick (New Jersey) Daily Times (May 20, 1893), the New York World (May 26, 1893), and the Knoxville (Tennessee) Journal (September 28, 1893).[26]

>>73381432
This

we always called it footy but it only counts if you score from a header or a volley

>>73381403

what the fuck is that

ONE BOUNCE, HEADERS AND VOLLEYS AND WEMBLEY ARE 3 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAMES YOU FUCKING SPASTICS

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>>73381425
good post
this was the GOAT ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_Bao_AJDc&index=1&list=PLB0B023A804F18E44

>>73381387
There aren't.

bulldog > footy

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2017/04/09/someone-hacked-every-tornado-siren-in-dallas-it-was-loud/?utm_term=.d0842e95e09f
top banter

>>73381391
this, christ

i've always been horribly inept at footie any any other sport i've tried

i as always that lad in defense who did fuck all but stand around and pretend to help haha remember me?

>>73381462
wow I read all that and I still don't know.

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>>73381432
>>73381448
>>73381463

>>73381494
they had to ban bulldog at my school because kids kept getting injured hehe

>>73381475
fuck off newshit

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Absolute banger

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just copped this for 5-a-side

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>>73381478
my next door neighbours' kids kicked one of these bad boys over once, brand new, used to take it to school every day and the lads loved me

>>73381505
hahaha me too

>>73381505
i was in 3 team sports in secondary but then i found anime girls desu lad

>>73381520
if I see this stupid frog picture one more time today I'm going to do my nut in

>>73381479
CHOON

Really wish I had a job that were a lifestyle, if that makes sense.
I'm finding it really depressing spending 90% of my time in work wishing I weren't there and to only have a small amount of time to myself being bored and dreading going back to work

>>73381528
hmm your bait is pretty obvious but people still might fall for it

>>73381524
do these belong to ar Rosie?

>>73381524
those boobies are big

>>73381505
I was alright but I never really put in too much effort

did this amazing bit of skill once though where i played this dummy pass with my backfoot and it went though the legs of the best footballer in the school and we scored

was probably the best moment of my life so far

>>73381522

Pretty sure it's banned everywhere in the UK now too.

They even forced touch rugby during PE for us. Takes the piss desu.

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>no robot wars or top gear this evening because of fucking golf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just watched Warcraft from amazon prime

orcs are so masculine that all human men looked like benders

>>73381536
huge

>>73381566
i know what you mean my lad i just wanna find an actual career but im not interested in anything

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>>73381555

>>73381536
literally got every single one of my footballs from the family three doors down - their son used to boot them as high as possible and about once every 4 months we'd get a brand new football in the garden

was mint

>>73381601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw

>>73381601
i played a lot of WoW back in the day and never cared about the lore even slightly

so shan't be watching

>>73381566
i'm a photographer for a local newspaper in cornwall, i suppose that's sort of like a lifestyle job

Anyone know how much old fivers are worth?

remember when i was in on goal and heemed the ball right for top bins and this little geeky cunt on my own team ran in the way

when the teacher wasn't looking i swept his leg and he landed in a mud puddle, still remember the look on his face when i did it

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>orcs are so masculine that all human men looked like benders

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*jams my football in on top of my PE kit*

>>73381601
shit film

>>73381596
>watching any of those
alri 'tismo

i believe its called "dont let the ball touch the ground" assuming we're thinking of the same activity

>>73381642
£5

>>73381642

about five quid ahahah xDDDDDDdD

>>73381626
my brother used to do that too, i remember kicking his arse once when he booted a football i got from my birthday into a garden like 5 doors away

>>73381661
*swings over helly hansen jacket*
*fastens rockports*

off to power league

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>an (((anti-war))) candidate starts the biggest deployment since Vietnam

hold onto your butts boys

>>73381642
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. dunno mate........................ id guess....................... roughly around..................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. i dont know......................... about five pounds

>>73381632
the lore is literally the only reason i kept playing after wrath
quit after warlords tho

>>73379409
Umbreon was my favourite

Haven't played any pokemon games since Platinum/Heart Gold. Kinda want to catch up with the series but it's daunting.

i'm a tot
je suis un tot

>>73381642
Think they're at around a fiver

>>73381677
FOY

I remember in secondary school some knob punted the ball onto the roof of the school. I, being the madman that I was, climbed up the piping alongside the wall and climbed right up to the roof, punted the ball back down to the lads like a hero and made my descent. As I was lowering myself down I slipped and was about to plummet to my early demise but luckily the wallet in my pocket caught the guttering and I survived to slowly climb back down the piping

>>73381524
rah...

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>>73381642
>>73381684
>>73381691
>>73381713
>>73381724


/brit/ is so fucking predictable don't care if you're replying ironically

watched The Founder yesterday

fantastic film

didn't think it odd that in the early 90s my dad was getting me and my brothers christmas presents of the greatest goals of the late 70s/early 80s videos

fucking loved watching them tapes whenever I got the chance. you reckon a 10-year old today would enthusiastically watch the best goals of the late 90s/early 00s?

What are you abnormie mongs talking about?

>wembley singles/doubles
every man for himself against a keeper, sometimes pairs
>one bounce/touch
balls allowed to bounce once, each player allowed to touch once, try to keep going for as long as possible
>headers and volleys
rules differ between who you ask but the basic premise is to score as many headers/volleys past a keeper, if you miss or the keeper catches it then you're in goal
also the keeper is likely to get a beating if he concedes 5 goals

>>73381596
Good. Golf is excellent, watch it and stop being a pleb.

>>73381710
literally nothing is happening

>>73381715
I quit after that stupid jousting patch in wrath
never got to kill arthas but I was past the point of caring

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Got shit on my hand while wiping lads

>>73381601
>>73381667
I heard that it did REALLY well in China and Asia though

>>73381751
haha triggered. faggot.

>>73381751
This post is predictable too mate, you're part of the chain

>>73381764
literal autism was behind this post

>not calling it cuppies

tragic

>>73381774
*licks it clean*

>>73381791
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>73381774
*licks it off*

>>73381782
chinks have no taste

Keeping a house clean and presentable is so much fucking work.

Thinking of hiring a maid or something.

>>73381809
>>73381818
cretins

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>/pol/: ISRAEL AND AMERICA SUPPORT ISIS, THEY WANT THEM TO WIN THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR SO ISRAEL CAN TAKE OVER THE MIDDLE EAST
>ISIS has been getting the shit bombed out of them by America and have been in constant retreat for 3 years

Hmmm, not sure what to make of this one.

in my robe again and writing a cover letter

i'm a 27 year old big bouncing baby boy

>>73381766
he's sending 120 000 troops into Syria
the initial stages have already started in partnership with Israel

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>>73381751

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>>73381760
my granddad used to give me the dvds they used to give away in the sunday papers

>>73381782
every film does well in china they gotta distract themselves from the memory of their mum being shredded in an escalator

>>73381809
>>73381818
concerning posts

seriously lads. i have terminal lung cancer. how do i manage this?

>>73381829
Takes me an hour to thoroughly hoover the house

>>73381632
who searches lore in these days movie
just look those fit as shit orcs

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>>73381855

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stupid anglo filth, we're taking your women honhon

>>73381796
so is yours

>>73381831
in Iraq, and not by the US but by Iraqis

the US has honestly done very little and their "bombing" is fairly ineffective.

plus that was under Obama

>>73381871
may as well take up smoking

>>73381841
looks like (((Donald Trump))) swindled his base again

>>73381744

Fuck me thats lucky

A lad I knew climbed the school roof to get a rugby ball, stood on the fucking skylight like a mong and cut himself up bad, most eventful moment at school.

>>73381871
Well, at least you can smoke now without worrying about your health.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhPYaM-RoU
CLASSIC VIDEO LADS

>>73381871
fuck off
shit gimmick

>>73381891
you too

if i had terminal cancer i would travel the world and live every day like it's my last, not whore it out on 4chan for (You)s

>>73381831
reminder that /pol/ is never right

Do I have terminal lung cancer? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

>>73381871
Do everything you ever wanted to do as soon as possible and achieve your goals.

>>73381873
I did the front garden today and that was enough to knacker me out.

>>73381829
fuck off tarquin, do it yourself

>>73381871
Cancerwanker loves his cancer

>>73381774
all the way up your palm?? whats your technique like boy?

actually starting to wish lung cancer anon would die already so I can stop hearing about it

>>73381760
Lol, I used to get those too, I got a video that was every goal scored by Liverpool for a certain year. A youtubetube video now used to be £10 physical product.

>>73381841
no he's not

Really want to get fit but I lack the motivation

why is it impossible to find fresh jalapeno chillis in this country

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>>73381878

>a fucking thumbnail

>>73381913
forgot about this
howling

>>73381893
>the US has honestly done very little and their "bombing" is fairly ineffective.

Mate, they're currently losing Raqqa and Mosul simultaneously and they haven't made a successful lasting offensive since 2014. Not sure what your definition of ineffective is, they've been utterly crushed in Syria and Iraq..

US have declared war on Russia

How do I remove dust in the air? Live in an attic room with my house mates and it's rediculously dusty.

>>73381930
howling

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Who from /brit/pol?

any good american or british TV Series with a cooking and western cuisine theme?

>>73381964
you can't want it that badly then

assad/paul 2020

>>73381996
clean it

>>73382004
great british bake off

>>73381982
Can't get anything decent in this country it's all ready meals and shit. The most "exotic" and interesting thing you can get in British supermarkets is thai chilli sauce

>>73381760
kids these days dont know they're born

>>73381871
prove it

>>73381996
leave a hoover on overnight

>>73382027
great british beat off

>>73381996
ever heard of vacuum cleaners and dust cloths you fucking moron?

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you learned how to drive yet lads?

>>73381996
Remove dust from the surfaces in the room and then it won't get into the air you stupid fucking twat.

>>73382004
Come Dine With Me

>great reddit reddit off

>Marine Le Pen: My role is to protect France and the French. It is ISIS which is coming to kill our children in France, not Assad.

cant argue with that

>>73382005
I don't want to go to a gym where people can see me. If I were fat I wouldn't mind but I'm skinny so I'd be embarrassed

business idea: fight between phimosis and lung cancer lad

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>/brit/pol

>>73382004
masterchef

>>73381926
same. would even live it like there was no past

>>73382004
Bob's Burgers

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toilet bog fart

>>73382057
why not a woman too?

thought we were equal

any reason /brit/ always has alot of canadians?

Did anyone do gay shit in secondary school?

All the lads used to slap each other's arses when walking between lessons. I remember in the common room we used to rub each other's thighs and see how close we could get to each other's genitals without chickening out.

Lads do you reckon I will get done if I watch the latest IS vid from Mosul over uni wifi?

Want to get my nasheed/VBIED fix, but I'm scared about Mummy May getting angry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZXw3sLyPcc

>>73382100
mainly me

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>>73382078
Top lads on there.

>>73382075
Get fat then. It's pretty easy.

>>73382057
jokes on her I cycle

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is phimosis terminal?

>>73382075
Kill yourself then, you're pathetic and will never do anything if you don't push yourself.

>>73382090
(((kushner))) compromised him

>>73382075
probably wise. I would never mock a fat person in a gym but a hungry skeleton with spindly limbs, yes, they do get mocked a lot

>>73382057

No, but I'm not 26 yet.

I'm becoming very Hitchens-esque too and coming to prefer public transportation.

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>>73382004
Floyd on France, it's what sparked my interest in cooking

>>73382057
yea and I have a car

STILL can't pass my 3rd level licence text though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38
chin up lads x

>>73382075
nobody cares except braindead normies and who cares what they think

>>73382157
ontario yank

>>73382137
he's been gobbling semite cock from day 1

Bored of work

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Family has a history of cancer, I smoke, drink heavily, AWFUL diet, no veggies

>>73382053

I dust it but it still remains in the air

>>73382150
He died of alcoholism

>>73382137
trump has always been a jewboo

>>73382113
i like you mate wanna shag? x

Bored of life.

>>73382001
fuck off back to your tripfag thread

>>73382004
nigella

>>73382159
ironic because this song always reminds me of that scene at the beginning of kidulthood where the girl hangs herself

I'm 26 and haven't eaten a single veggie in my life and I'm doing fine.

>>73382211
bit gay

dont care

>>73382192
Yes.

>>73382073
If she had half a braincell she would realise that ISIS winning the war would have guaranteed her the Presidency.

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anyone remember this show

>>73382057
>individualist neoliberal cunt hates the idea of public transport
wow, what a surprise
will never forgive the IRA for not taking her out in 84

Wish some Saudis would crash a plane into my bollocks

the 'cide called me last week but I gave it the busy tone haha

>>73382246
would love to empty my seed in her mouth if you knwo what i mean

>>73382057
ye here's me taking ur sis for a ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qajtW4D5kQc

who /at uni/ here

>>73382208
>>73382186
bannon was leading him on a better path though

bannon would never have advised him to bomb assad he knows it was the jews but he can't say anything

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>>73382233
We bullied them all away now lad.

>>73382236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0joVkXvPDK8

>>73382303
yea

All of you people try to impress each other with these funny >green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my time on "addictive and funny" 4chan

>>73382192
Do not understand where the pleasure is in this tb h

>>73382338
bye

>>73382338
VERY stale copypasta

>>73382236
Good post
The kidulthood soundtrack is a GREAT album

>>73382057
nah

before im 30 maybe

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HE
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
THIS

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got a 'inder 'ate in 'alf an 'our

rate the 'fit lads

>>73382334

which one lad

>>73382338
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

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>>73382349
no
death to thatcherites

>>73382405
>gif
fuck off

>>73382394
hello u cunt

>>73382057
my dad's one of those weirdos who has a license and a car but still takes the bus to work

going to try to organise a wank for myself

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>>73382388
>You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures.

ok this one fucking hurt

>>73382385
look like a twat mate

>>73382305
Bannon is an even bigger Jewboo than Trump. Breitbart is probably the single most pro-zionist website in the world you mong.

jfc /pol/ really are idiots

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491762045837.webm

I'm liking this American Goy
American Goy

*walks towards you*

business idea: move out 50% of the population to somewhere else
then knock down half of the country and give everyone a comfortable detached house with a fair amount of land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-9dPX9GTxM

Doing a watch

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What's his end game?

>>73382462
*crosses street*

>>73382458
>Breitbart is probably the single most pro-zionist website in the world

hmmmmmmm

>>73382458
so poll is #woke to the lies of the mainstream media but still believe bannon is a jew-wary white nationalist

they really are a tragic case

DAN

>Mr Johnson had been due to fly to Moscow tonight for a series of meetings with Russian diplomats tomorrow, but after speaking to the US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson he decided to cancel the trip and allow Mr Tillerson to take the lead with a visit to Moscow later in the week.

Cucked by the Yanks again lads.

Boris can't take the heat

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>>73381964
>>73382075

if you work hard enough maybe one day you'll have a body like me x

Dunno why you would possibly enjoy waiting around for a big dirty smelly tin can to come pick you and the other losers up so you can be stuck in it with a bunch of loud ugly idiots until you get dumped out somewhere closer to your destination but still not there.

Just be an adult and get a car

Who else shouts randomly in public

>ah yes let me just drive my car along with all the other cagers and clog up the roads, thus making public transport worse
>nah, I'm not going to bother with public transport, I'm a selfish car owner!
>what? no! public transport totally wouldn't be better if lots more people used it and there was more funding for improved infrastructure and vehicles
>don't be silly!

society only exists because we cant usually beat a lion in 1 on 1 fight

... swipe down will set you free ...

uni runts need to sod off 2bh

I'm so used to doing everything with you
Planning everything for two
And now that we're through
I just don't know what to do with myself

>>73382502
he is hillary's puppet

>>73382075
just do bodyweight exercises at home lad
private and saves you money. you don't need a gym

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>society only exists because we cant usually beat a lion in 1 on 1 fight

don't get why people are insecure about being skinny
I'm rail thin and walk around outside in my undies

>>73382388
at last I truly see
>goes to reddit/facebook/twitter to waste time there

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cars should be banned in cities

dumb cagers

>>73382555
You've never read Tarzan

>>73382546
screaming and hollering

>>73382502
Running the weak degenerates >>73382546 out of the country

>pays obscene price for car
>has it sit on the road depreciating in value every second for 80% of the time
>pays rediculous insurance costs
>pays rediculous tax costs
>pays rediculous fuel costs
>pollute the environment
>get fat and lazy sitting on your arse all day

>"haha, at least I don't take public transport!"

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slag commented that heart eyes emoji on my facebook pic lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YEtOUWfIuc

>>73382614
regret not getting a road bike, current shite is too slow and heavy now

Who else wanks randomly in public

>>73382635
all the girls who were bangtidy in my secondary school became fat fucks after getting a car

>>73382550
it's scenic and you can ogle the gyaldem

>>73382668
and salam alaykum to you too

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Ah yes american unis

have a car but I rarely use it
walk to work
haha
might get rid of it

>>73382635
>implying
haha alri Deano my man

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>society only exists because we cant usually beat a lion in 1 on 1 fight

listening to d'sound

>>73382388
yea maybe i should learn from somewhere else, so that i can be intelectual enough to create a big unfunny coment about how unmeaningful everyones life is

http://www.timesofisrael.com/bannon-said-to-call-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-as-tensions-between-them-escalate/

lmao

might watch Kidulthood tonight

going to the one stop

want anything?

No sleep, 2 keys made my nose bleed
Lately I been feeling ghostly

Imagine being such a loser you take the train lmao

>>73382635
Entry level cars aren't expensive and nobody will ever take you seriously in any business after you show up late to meet them because you got held up trying to take the bus to meet them. It's as low class as it gets.

Bloody good point

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FOY

>>73382697
same things happens in british schools where we have to write essays criticising the nazis

it's all jewish propaganda

>>73382816
um wow racist?
nobody is "killing egyptian christians", silly drumpflets

>>73382816
bit offensive to muslims

>>73382840
>adblock and ublock
why

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>>73382632
like this lad

>>73382553
silly post
I'm a cager and would rather use public transport but in a city as big as Birmingham, we have nothing but buses (it would take me over an hour on 2 buses to work or a 20 minute drive)

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>>73382697
>tfw you write an essay critiquing Trump for not being hardline and right wing enough

>>73382635
>rediculous