/brit/

someone tell me about burger sauce

writing a formal complaint against the janny

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>>73379397
are drugs okay? No tranny porn, just talking about pingers

wish finding new music that I like was easier

found literally two artists that I like in the past two years

>>73379443
its horrible orange shit enjoyed by runts

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cara 2bh lads

>>73379458
hitchens thinks drugs are more dangerous than radical Islam

>>73379443
It's the chicken connoisseur's favourite condiment

>>73379443
yank cum

>>73379482
because he's a fucking spacker

>>73379443
I think it's that shit that comes on macdonald's burgers.

>>73379473
hmm... that's quite something

>>73379482
worse than that, he thinks drugs cause radical islam

anyone want some of my burger sauce ;)

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Innn Yo-uu i'm lost

wish it was 2007 again lads

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taxation is theft

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>>73379526
>>73379473
IT'S STILL GOING

>>73379535
good female

*sparks up spliff*
*inhales*
*skin goes brown*
*grows scruffy beard*
inshallah you western infidel bastard dogs, takbir

>>73379471
Bet you don't even use spotify lmao twat

i have stage iv lung cancer with mets to spine and brain but i'm going to be happy anyway and nobody can stop me

>>73379555
I was even more depressed in 2007 than I am now.

>>73379556
>paying for services is theft

fat chips

i was gassed

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Post patrician comedies

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>>73379480

>>73379587
not a braindead normie so why would I?

I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun xD

>>73379595
paying for services you don't use is theft

>>73379591
did you do the black gf gimmick last year?

>>73379555
I really don't, that was a rubbish decade mate
miss when 90s nostalgia was the hot meme, even if it was Reddit it actually brought back good memories. Now we've got a bunch of 15 year olds trying to convince everybody that Blairism and Soulja Boy is something to fawn over, get a life.

>>73379595
>subsidizing ahmed and gazza
>services

>>73379594
I haven't been happy since about 2000 but 2013-2016 were really bad, oh and about 2007-2012 I was a orbiter to some girl who really didn't like me so that was shit too

>>73379629
Because you want to find related music?
I've found so many gems on discover weekly and release radar but you carry on being a contrarian runt pal

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>>73379634
You use most of these though

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nothing degenerate about moderate drug use 2bh

the people who do pills every weekend and party from friday night to sunday evening are pretty degenerate though.

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>>73379595

>>73379591
I'd be happy if I knew I was going to die soon desu.

>>73379629
..to find new music, the exact thing you were just complaining about

fool

>>73379595
>being forced to give your robber your s7 in return for his iphone 3g

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>degeneracy

need a bf

>>73379591
sorry to hear that lad x
how long hmm?

>don't drink
>people can't comprehend the idea of not drinking
>presume I'm just an ex alchie

It's bizarre desu

don't like paying taxes

but it is clearly not theft

>>73379688
I assume I was happy as a child, but I can't remember it now.

>>73379755
sheed

>>73379640
im not a troll. im a genuine and sincere guy

>>73379704
>welfare
no
>health
no
>state pensions
no

well shit there goes half my tax dollars already

>>73379760
yes it is idiot

>>73379721
That makes no sense

>>73379580
>be lorry driver
>murder prostitute like any other day
>go through her pockets, find a bag of coke
>rack up line, sniff the lot
>suddenly my bacon sarnie disgusts me, this is haram
>throw it away, drive lorry to get away from it
>I've gone down a pedestrian street but I do not care, they were all kuffar
>get shot

why do girls with fat asses gotta jog around in skin tight clothes lads i cant hide my bloody hard on in public

realistically, where do i find girls to shoot porn scenes with?

all "escorts" require you to use condoms but porn vids with condoms don't sell..

>>73379746
depends how i respond to treatment, theres some promising ones nowadays

i still feel quite well for what its worth

>>73379801
no it isn't patrick

>>73379755
could you sheed any harder

>>73379755
not drinking is weird though. its a massive part of human culture and has been enjoyed for millennia. (apart from muslims, but they're not really human)

>>73379704
>welfare
not a runt
>health
don't go to the doctors
>education
havent been in school for ages
>pension
not old
>national debt interest
not responsible for the country being in debt
>defence
i have a cricket bat
>criminal justice
not a criminal
>transport
don't leave the house
>business and industry
never used business or industry
>administration
aka beauracrat do-nothing jobs
>culture
britain has no culture
>environment
only good one
>housing and utilities
i pay my own rent
>overseas aid
JFs should learn to fend for themselves
>EU
soon to be gone

>>73379822
>asses
fuck off yank

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post wholesome slags

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there's a fine line between esoteric psychedelic drug use and degenerate normie party drugs

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>>73379755
>don't drink
>don't drink
>people can't comprehend the idea of not drinking
>people correctly presume I'm just an ex alchie

>>73379591
how old are you

>>73379645
just something comfy about it, not sure why. Think coming on here and seeing posts about razorlight, skins and ipod classics has made me feel weirdly nostalgic haha

>>73379844
nope it's a pretty thick line

>>73379629
Hahaha

>>73379842
>wholesome

Cleavage, short-shorts and clear penis bulge

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If you had to choose between giving and receiving a blowjob from this man, what would you choose?

don't trust people who don't drink at all. they fall into one of 3 camps.

>muslims (nutters)
>ex-alcoholics who tend have little self-control and would relapse if they took even a sip (nutters)
>people like to maintain absolute control and don't trust themselves to let go even slightly of their inhibitions (nutters)

>>73379645
People always think the previous decade was shit and the one before that was great.

>>73379873
fuck off fedora

tfw earning 48k on my first job (securities analysis for BAML)
tfw will be on almost double that after i qualify (4 years time)
tfw my mere existence is enough to trigger lower class, uneducated poor brits on council estates

lmao why are poorfags so disgusting? why not just.. get a good job?

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>>73379842

>>73379844
psychedelics can be recreational, if you're an autist who cares about muh sekrit spirit molecule club then fuck off

>>73379893
receiving obviously what sort of retarded question is that

>>73379799
You will use all three in your lifetime

did coke, acid, pills, speed and weed yesterday

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>>73379893

what are you gonna do when you get drafted for WW3 lads?

>I deliberately don't participate in the most British/European medium of socialising in existence
>why do people think I'm mentally ill?

>>73379893
I'd give, he's got a hot dad bod and probably a pretty nice thick cock too

>>73379893
Receive

His cock has been in a pig's head, it is haram

>>73379897
Yeah, you really can't trust people who don't drink because they don't trust themselves.

>>73379854
26

i think i'm only one of like 10 people a year my age to get it

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>wholesome slags

>>73379900
>he thinks he'll exist long enough to qualify
great banter

>>73379950
>British/European
*human

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>>73379397
Is nandos the Brits greatest achievement?

>>73379928
person who doesn't think spotted

>>73379779
>>73379834
Not a sheed
>>73379835
I know it isn't normal, but it does fuck all for me and I just find it weird that people can't understand how not everyone drinks.

>>73379993
it's south african

never had a kebab in my life

getting some good knob from the bf lads haha

feels good

>>73379993
Nandos is Saffer mate

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>>73379833
muh social contract

>>73379993
it's south african

Know at lad (22) who says he's shagged over 150 birds and I believe him

If you're good looking and know to use tinder then it's literally unlimited shags

if somebody ever came to my place and then told me they don't drink when offered a pint, I would honestly just make them leave

>>73379767
same, I knew I was playing the n64 but was always a moany cunt so probably not

>tfw your parents thought you were getting bullied in school because you were always depressed

>>73379993
nandos is for year 8 slags

And you leave on your own.
And you go home.
And you cry.
And you want to die.

realistically, where do i find girls to shoot porn scenes with?

all "escorts" require you to use condoms but porn vids with condoms don't sell..

lads pls respond

>>73379929
wrong. I will never be on welfare. State pension system is unsustainable and won't be around when I am retired anyway, I'll have a company pension. I cannot even use obamacare with full coverage because I am making above 50k, so I won't be using any public health services

>>73380017
posh cunt

>>73380053
Are you trying to make porn, or is this just personal collection stuff?

>>73379976
wow... that really makes me...

hmmm....

wow that's really made me....

*brain enlarges*

ahhh yes, incredible

*neurons fire in optimal sequence*

wow so true, going to post that on the 'book

haven't had a fucking new pound coin yet

>>73380042
I gave up alcohol for Lent

>>73380053
get a job

>>73380017
same i just get fish n chips if im feelin a bit peckish out and about

>>73379976
reminder that donald trump is one of those people

>>73380073
'sheed

>>73380041
me

>>73380053
>implying your willy is big enough for porn

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>Coca Cola 330ml - £2.55

>>73380015
i only drink to get tipsy. anything more and i start disliking it. hate not being able to think or speak properly.

>>73380017
you're not missing much. its just cheap shit-tier halal meat stuffed into a cheap chewy pita. dont give money to them.

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>>73379615
nice shout lad, got a bit dark in series 2

try this one on for size

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*picks ur mum up in this*

>>73380078
retard. imagine giving up a drink because some kikes in a desert wrote a book 2000 years ago to spook you into thinking you're going to hell

>>73380075
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/20-Coins-2016-New-12-Sided-uncirculated-FULL-SEALED-BAG-Pound-1-Coin-2017-/132153251306?hash=item1ec4f295ea:g:e14AAOSwA29Y3h61

2 minutes left

>>73379976
Trust nobody, not even yourself

football is for twats desu
who /nba/ here

>>73379615
rob brydon is pleb tier

>>73380017
rasheed

>>73380055
Well then you don't have to pay any tax, well done.

>>73380117
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>73380106
WOW thanks for sharing :-) so true!!

>>73380142
hello nigger

> get absolutely wasted
> be hungover all of the next day
> start feeling better in the evening
> start fancying another drink
> repeat
ahhh excellent

>>73379835
Found the dirty kuffar

>>73380070
make and put online for people to see.

kind of like "girls do porn" but a brit version

>>73380156
but better pay it anyway or we'll throw you in a cage lmao

>>73380049
My parents never noticed.

>>73380142
>someone scores every 5 seconds

Who fucking cares

>>73380123
I rate this desu, first funny thing bbc3 has done since it went online

post some nice pics please

>>73379842
wouldn't mind giving her honkers a honk

>>73380134
what are you on about? it makes perfect sense for an all-powerful all-knowing autocract who demands complete subservience to relay his divine revelations through power-hungry virgins instead of appearing to all humans.

>>73380204
adhd riddled yanks

>>73380156
>strawman
well I should at least not have to pay half of it

>>73380204
>nobody ever does any interesting plays

Who fucking cares

>>73380193
oh really? what gave you that impression? moron

>>73380132
My mother is a stupid whore, but even she wouldn't get into that death trap.

unopened bottle of wine downstairs I forgot about

shall i drink it?

>>73380134
yeah I hate traditions too mate
*walks away and talks to somebody else*

>>73380204
this was always my problem with basketball
the individual scores are so insignificant

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>>73380217
Are lizzie

>>73380142
do you browse /nba/?

I like the gimmicks over there

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>>73380217

>>73380200
Then you need to hire actresses, or other women interested in making porn. Meaning you need to set up a company to pay their PAYE tax andNI contributions, and you'll need to enrol them in workplace pensions. YOu'll also need eployment contracts drawn up and agreements on private medical care.

You could try an agency like https://www.pornagency.co.uk/ but that'll cost you a lot in start up funds

have never met somebody that follows Yank sports irl

a year ago today i was a borderline chad with great friends swimming in foreign pussy

now i am fat and greasy with cancer

amazing how your life can completely fall apart, quite funny that isnt it m8, i would say

football is literally the perfect game. simple yet complex.

>>73380053
>>73380053
>>73380053
pls respond

>>73380313
then you're a bellend

the more american sports you follow the more autistic you are ime

>>73380254
bet she would

Maybe take her out for a little of this to get her going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4poXQnNqL8

>>73380313
you've never met anybody irl nobhead

>>73380255
obviously

Which is the fastest-moving general on 4chan?

>>73380313
People who like NFL are normally autists.

I like baseball though, ice hockey too but ice hockey is played too late to watch.

Can't think of a single thing more cancerous than Yank sports

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>simple yet complex

definitely never met a brit that follows baseball but I know a fair few nba/nfl fans

>>73380372
/brit/

>>73380341
and boring as fuck. less than a goal every 10 minutes while you watch jamal run up and down the field doing nothing
hockey is the best spectator sport

>>73380310
but what if htey're not regular workers? i just want to hire girls for one off shoots.

i'll pay them a couple hundred quid or whatever the going rate is for it.

surely the cut for the pensions will come out of that?

surely it can't be that complicated

>>73380331
What cancer?

>>73380280
ah yes being chopped up by machines whilst an audience of demons laughing

sounds like a top night

>>73380372
probably the cult of trump general on /pol/

>>73380426
hocket is for niggas named Cameron

>>73380426
>it's an autistic American doesn't understand the most simple (yet best) sport on earth episode

>>73380341
This
>>73380426
Yanks are mentally ill

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>>73380217

ok

>>73380426
>hockey

'sheed

Allahu Akbar!!!!

tennis is the thinking mans sport

>>73380466
could turn that cunt into paste in a fight

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>he watches sports besides televised snooker

>>73380488
No that's racing

>>73380341
I'd love to like football but I find watching it so fucking dull.

>people pass it to each other
>oh nearly
>people pass it to each other
>this is boring
>oh I missed the goal, might as well stop watching now

boxing is the patrician sport

>anybody can participate
>pure test of stamina, speed, strength, determination, heart and skill
>not reliant on other team members being good

>>73380438
non-small cell lung cancer, adenocarcinoma

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>>73380331
>fat
>with cancer

whenever i try to watch sports on tv i get bored incredibly fast

think i might be a woman or something

>>73380426
>less than a goal every 10 minutes

the prem is the most watch league in the world, probably by a distance
it has an average below 3 goals a match, so that's about a goal every half hour

I look down on people who follow sports, can't help it. Just view them as lesser beings, too easily fascinated by the mundane and repetitive.

>>73380449
you'd feel very thankful for your sanity when its over

>>73380426
goals are special in football, some of them you remember for the rest of your life after you see them

>oh did the very tall nigger dunk it through the net for the 10th time this game? did the steroid abusing nigger drop it over the line for the 15th time in the last 10 minutes? fascinating!

>>73380458
>>73380463
most boring shit ever. how can you watch a bunch of niggers kicking a ball around with next to no action and 3-4 goals per game, that lasts 90 fucking minutes

>>73380497
>snooker
ahahaha have a word you fucking sad act

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>>73380497
Good lad

However imo with snooker you have to watch it all day to get the most out of it, I love snooker but often I just don't watch it because I have things to do.

does /brit/ realise that most football fans post 1980's are numales

>It's not really that big of a stretch, I live in Norway and you see Teslas, Leaf's, other Electric cars and Hybrids wherever you turn. Looking out at the parking lot right now where I work there's 2 Petrol cars, 1 Diesel, 4 Hybrids and 3 Electric cars.

wtf I love norway now?

>>73380544
test cricket is the only good sport

t./cric/ celebrity

>>73380521
>non-small
the word is big

>mundane and repetitive.

Glad /brit/ isn't like that.

>>73380517
It's shite to watch if they're just dancing around not doing anything.

>>73380560
I don't like apehoop either, retard

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>>73380372
from what I hear, apparently /brit/ at it's peak is second only to the trump general on /pol/

I love Islam!

>>73380577
My dads a football fan

Reckon Vin Diesel would clobber James Bond any day of the week

don't know what to do with my life

snooker is fun to play because you can have a pint and chill whilst doing it

>>73380583
it'll be nice when they're finished testing cricket and release the finished version

>>73380589
i know right its what they call it for some stupid reason tho

>not watching sailing without commentary

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>he doesn't watch the greatest sport on earth

>>73380521
Sorry to hear that mate. Any idea what the cause was? Is it terminal?

>>73380495
stop threatening to fight the cat every time I post it you mong

besides, I reckon it would pulverise your bollocks into dust with its cute little paws :3

>>73380613
ice hockey is shite as well mate, like all yank sports

>>73380632
well go do that then

did a netorare wank

>>73380611
thats why you watch based eastern euro savages and not british sky hype jobs

gf has family over and she's been having fun with them all day instead of sending me cute messages :(

miss her

>>73380648
Nothing happens: The sport

i literally have such a broad knowledge base, can at least hold a conversation about literally anything. shame i'm ugly

>>73380435
You can pay them whatever they're willing to accept as long as it's at least the Living Wage. But unless you can verify with HMRC that they're self-employed or employed with a temp agency and paying tax that way, you'll have to hire them as temporary workers, which means tax and workplace pension (which they can opt out of but you have to register that too).

Unless you just want to wave some cash at some slags and film them shagging, but putting that online in public will have HMRC jumping all over you for tax evasion. Plus if you're making a profit from the site by hosting your own content then all that stuff which people said was going to be banned (face-sitting, watersports, ageplay, etc.) becomes unlwful for you to produce.

NABISCO = national biscuit company

mad

>he doesn't watch Poker on mute while playing Tom Waits records

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just remembered that time a paki fingered me in the arse in the pub toilets on a night out once

wish i did not think of that. wish i could forget that. haha

>>73380632
>you can have a pint and chill whilst doing it

>X is good because I can drink

Why not just drink then.

>>73380680
Fuck off

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>>73380687
mmmmaaaaaahhhhhhh yes

>>73380680
why didnt you visit? do her family hate you?

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>>73380671
>no friends away from uni

>>73380695
*leverages a buyout*

>>73380687
football?

>>73380687
You know which one lots of stuff happens in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwIQX1IVtps

>>73380680
you sound like a fucking effay dweeb, she's probably cheating on you

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>>73380701

>>73380648
>all the action happens in the first lap then the rest of the racer is 'who can finish without crashing or breaking down'

ahh yes and now the cars sound like lawnmowers, the sound before was one of the few exciting parts of F1

>>73380657
i have a brief smoking history but i have been told that lugn cancer in people my age is hardly any more common in smokers than it is in non-smokers. not saying it wasn't the trigger, but i still feel pretty hard done by

>>73380710
she lives in Thailand, going out to visit her in June

>>73380710
she lives in germany

>>73380704
because doing things is fun?

>>73380648
>DNF, the lad

>>73380701
at least you didnt toss off a middle aged bloke in the back of a bmw because you thought you were gay haha

never sobered up so fast after that happened

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>mrw I see people being mean to americans ITT

>>73380647
you sound like a boring person LOL

>>73380746
is it terminal?

>>73380701
boy or roastie?

>>73380710
She lives on the moon.

>>73380728
footballs shit too
>>73380729
i prefer nascar cuz the cars look less twatty

>>73380734
>dweeb
fuck off yank

>>73380779
im a lad

>>73380740
t. caught 3 minutes of a race once

>>73380577
everyone like football though although I get where you're coming from
Hooliganism and casual culture is pretty much dead at this point

>>73380769
Grim

rugby > American ""foot""ball
cricket > baseball
field hockey > ice hockey

>>73380648
>all competitors are spoilt tax avoiding manchildren
no thanks

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Need a slag friend

>>73380710
she lives in my head, bit impossible

>>73380701
>>73380769
jesus christ lads lol

>>73380824
>field hockey > ice hockey
hello lesbian

>>73380776
realistically yeah, but you never know, some people do survive a long time even with stage iv lung cancer nowadays, im learning as much as i possibly can and have good doctors

>>73380824
Missed out a few here mate

>>73380802
yes obviously i meant the person fingering you

>>73380824
t. has only watched rugby and cricket

>>73380835
fake

>>73380807
That's where all the exciting stuff happens mate

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>>73380714
>no friends at uni

>>73380770
oh you wont like this one bit
>>73361045

>>73380832
>what is every modern-day sportsman

never done a single bent thing in my life

>>73380858
have your doctors said its terminal?

>>73380824
>im scared of falling over in the ice
twat

>mfw an old Moroccan lady sat beside me in the park today and gave me an orange

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Thiccer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAkDEszgZc

sailing

>>73380824
Cricket is boring to watch and play

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Watch more ice hockey.

>>73380871
Kinda hard to watch NFL since every time you get ready to watch it a 10 minute commercial break about mobility scooters and mexican food in a bag for the microwave pops up.

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just spent 5 hours doing DIY with the old man

feels exhausting lads

>>73380915
more like, "I have no standards"er

Might order KFC lads

not even hungry, just a bit bored

weird how, despite their huge populations, America, China and India couldn't field a decent footy team between them.

Wales could literally slaughter combined yank-chink-indian team.

>>73380924
more boring than any of the sports mentioned so far. utter ponce sport.

Glad I went through my bender phase on the internet instead of wanking off a stranger in a pub toilets

>>73380931
good post
>>73380936
I know. it's shit

>>73380900
most sports do not require you to come from a rich family like f1 does

>>73380648
>bestcarwinslol

>>73380931
can i visit canada mate

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>>73380904
forgot my face

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>>73380904
you're in lad

gf told me that it hurts her fanny when we do doggy and when I go in deep haha wahey

>>73380931
>went to see local team play for a bday party when I was 13
>there was a fight

Was good fun desu

>>73380694
thanks for the reply.

so basically all i want to do is bang some girls without a condom regularly. i'm travelling quite a lot as part of my job and i earn pretty well so i feel like i can afford to fuck random girls around the UK (and maybe europe)

how do i hire them as temp workers? is there like specific forms i need to fill in?

where do i even go about finding these girls?

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>>73380893

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trapping as usual.

>>73380824
Why have you posted the off brand versions to the left?

>>73380941
bit gay

>>73380954
adhd yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hns3WJUDBvU


real headscratcher this one

>>73380902
well not explicitly but you pick things up you know, theyre as optimistic as you could possibly expect

anyone here have qubes os?

>>73380904
>>73380973
fucked it mate this could've actually been funny

>>73380981
my dick bends down a bit so the slags go wild in doggy desu

>>73380992
>bang

FOY

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>>73381009
how?

Watching Tony Pulis go 1-0 up and pass it around the back 4 is still more entertaining than constant adverts and timeouts in that y*nk shite

>>73380962
who gives a fucking shit

>>73381001
>£50 notes
ah yes good luck on spending those

>>73381034
what?

i'm gonna make a brit version of girlsdoporn

>>73381001
What's trapping?

>>73381048
i disagree, pulisball is incredibly boring
I would sooner watch an nfl game than say, west brom v hull

anyone here have pubes?

>>73379409

NEW

>>73381021
you haven't even been diagnosed mate.

The best thing about football is that all you need to play it is a field, a ball, and a couple of jumpers for goalposts.

You can play it in any weather, 5-a-side, 7-a-side, 11-a-side, in a shitty field with molehills or on an all weather pitch or in your garden or in a sports hall, you don't need expensive sticks or bats or shoulder pads or pucks, just an old mitre ball where the plastic's flaking away or a half-inflated flyaway ball you got from the seaside last year.

no wonder it's the world's most popular sport.

>>73381032
nice, im at a humble 7 inches, feels nice knowing ill almost never be considered too small, but im also not too large

>>73379482
>>73379527
Lies without any evidence.

>>73381060
me

none of them are likeable at all

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>>73380931
but anon, i watch all >my teams games

>>73381106
girls care more about girth desu
i got 5.5 girth

>>73381064

Deposit some into bank along with pay check each month.

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What the fuck?

>>73381101
im the nba anon but i agree
spending every evening with my mates on the local field playin redass with hoodie goalposts was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
lads....