/brit/

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cara

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hu

>>73377427
"where is my red scarf!"

>>73377427
ugly slag

cara AND anime

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Anim

What do you drive /brit/?

>start posting lots of witty banter and genuinely insightful comments
>time for a new thread
sucks when you peak at the end of the thread

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tights gfs for everyone desu

all the original sensimilla smugglin ganja smokin herb man
big up

>>73377510
>genuinely insightful
point us towards ONE post from the last thread that meets that criteria

Just watched this and it melted my heart, is this what America is like? So friendly, it is like heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

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>rorkes

>>73377512
once asked a girl I was dating to keep her tights on while I wanked
she thought it was strange

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>tfw no femdom paki commie gf

>>73377555
are you trying to dox me?

>>73377565
That's what America was like in 1987

I was one one year old and didn't live in the US so I don't remember it

>>73377578
>EDL member who isn't bald
mad

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6 days lads

I want the anime

chopsticks > knife & fork

Anyone want to try and refloat HMS Indefatigable?
Would make for a cool war memorial / museum piece

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how does british penis taste like? (female)

/pol/'s still cannibalising itself

>>73377674
paki

I have some knives I bought when I was 18 and never used them
How do I go about selling them?

everyday is like sunday

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>I have a degree in computer science

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>>73377688

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>>73377644
One of these?

>>73377427
boobless twat

>>73377578
me in the back right

>>73377703
weebs OUT

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>>73377777

the USA rules the world and will soon rule space

>>73377696
ever heard of ebay you stupid cunt?

immersion

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RIP

love comes again

>>73377730
think my tits are quite nice desu

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post slags

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>>73377653

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>Huge economic crash
>Tensions between white Brits and the Muslim communities explode in violence as extremism rises
>Hyperinflation
>Communities vote for one extreme or the other
>Eventually this Luton lad ends up being elected Prime Minister in a huge landslide

how do you react

>>73377689
what a time to be alive

yesterday i saw a thread accusing shareblue of going around around calling people hating on trump shareblue in order to try and encourage people to except kushner and syria

then people replied to that thread calling him shareblue

just chaos

*summons stacey dooley*

>>73377780
sit back and enjoy all the deportations i guess

>>73377771
cheeky reply
fair play

cara is still rank tho

>>73377771
pics

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>>73377790
>then people replied to that thread calling him shareblue

>>73377782
trips and you put it in her ear

Sat in the park for a while, not very comfortable reading positions tbqh, face got too hot.

Back home for a bit then off t'pub.

>>73377745
pics

>>73377578
LONDON

O

N

D

O

N

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>>73377772

getting some filtered posts
whatever it is you lot are doing knock it off

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>>73377818

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>>73377793
i am here anon, right, where are they?

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>>73377644

findom is more baffling to me than ballbusting or cuckolding

fucking a nigger arse

very sad today haha what am i like

>>73377889
brilliant edit mate, really impressed

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>>73377857
That's in brum sweetie, right outside the library

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>>73377908
i bet it's smooth as silk

>>73377508
a 2007 Toyota Yaris

gets the job done

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>>73377790

>Finndom
:DDDD sugg onnit bidchboy :DDDD bed u wsh u gud fugg dis bussy

>>73377508
dads merc

>>73377508
Ford Capri 2.8i

>>73377578
I want her to step on me desu

>>73377953
very retarded but quite funny post

really hope my roommate next year at uni isn't a paki. the school I am going to is notorious for having a lot of asians

who the fuck is shareblue

>perpetrator of Sweden attack was facing deportation

how the hell do you even get deported from Sweden?

>>73377508
04 Fiesta (first car, tbf was going for 1600 quid with only 25k miles)

>>73377931
city of the future

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q7lT2_054c

This advert completely threw me off guard
usually it's black people or south asian people in adverts, but this one has far east asian people

can't remember the last time I saw an oriental person in an advert

looking for new housemates soon lads
hope I don't get any gronks

>>73378001
the new CTR
which was the new JIDF
which was the new FBI

>>73378001
paid left-wing shills on /pol/

they actually do exist

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>>73377929
ta :3

>>73377626
he might be under that hat

might join EDL. do they like yanks?

>>73377953
Wish my Finnish gf talked to me like this

wish i bought two bottles of whiskey instead of one -;-

>>73377566
>7billion people on the planet
>100s die each day around the globe due to terrorism
>1/3.64billion

Something isn't adding up

>>73378074
is this rape?

TOP TEN UK CITIES
1) Birmingham
2) Newcastle
3) Glasgow
4) Manchester
5) Sheffield
6) Leeds
7) Exeter
8) Liverpool
9) Bristol
10) Edinburgh

Can i come to your country?

>>73378117
nah she wanted it

>>73378113
note how it says refugee you fuckwit

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I gotta take a piss test to my PO
I know I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro

>>73378117
no she is being paid a lot of money and can tell them to stop at any time

>>73378103
brilliant post, keep up the good work lad

>>73378132
yeh

>>73378103
she's a big guy

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Battle of The Nations London soon

Might buy a sword or a helm
Looking forward to hog roast too

>>73378045
>Promoting the utopian heaven of qt azn waifu with qt hafu daughter
Very racist to Jamal and his 37 sons and daughters

>>73378132
depends
are you a qt twink between the ages of 16 and 24?

>>73378183
why are all fags nonces?

>>73378132
fine just not here in north wales too many swedes around these parts already

>>73378175
It's not a real city

>>73378186
any chance you could not m8

stop shitposting

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>Bath is the only good city in the UK the rest of worthless rasheedistans

>>73378186
would let her top me/10

>>73378204
FOY

>watching JRE
>guys are discussing trump and politics in general
>go for a piss
>come back down
>joe is talking about his isolation tank

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>>73378211

>>73378186
this man would have been a father and husband if he was born a hundred years ago

instead he grew up in an era where he thinks this is okay

>>73378204
>16-24
>nonce

FOY

>>73378243
that's a girl sweetie x

>>73377427
this 2bh

>>73378160
Swords are expensive, so is armour if you want to compete. Might get the stuffing knocked out of you though so good luck xx

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>>73378243
>man

Ty again anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHS3ci9H_Uc

Actually feeling quite curious about Dungeons and Dragons lads. Feel like giving it a go.

>>73378261
girls don't have penises

>>73378269
literally this

>>73378227
>having that saved on your computer
yeah mate, I'd reconsider several of your life choices
maybe get into LSD or something

>>73378243
so?
times change
get over it

>>73378103
>>73378237
>>73378186
>>73378157
NEED a a lass to give me a good bumming

time to hide some posts

>>73378045
this is the multicultural, globalised britain of the future

>>73377508
m5

>>73378274
Not even gay but that's hot desu

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>Actually feeling quite curious about Dungeons and Dragons lads

taxation is theft

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>>73378291
we all can learn something from a little cuck porn

>>73378293
this kind of attitude led to decadence the collapse of cultures

>>73378300
shut up I bet you wank off dogs

>>73378338
>that baby forearm
bruh...

tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society

>>73378338
mostly about the people that save it to their hard drives

>>73378342
so?
are you afraid of your culture collapsing because of decadence?
are you going to lash out in a last-ditch attempt to stop it?
it won't work
it's too late
just get comfy somewhere and let it happen

whats it with yanks and black cocks

>>73378376
we've all been there

The same people obsessed with cuckoldry are the same turbororke mongs

You lot need to be sectioned ffs

>>73378310
>"le rasheed rasheed!"
>can't even fucking speak english

fucking HOWLING

malcolm in the middle is one of the best programmes ever made

I don't think there is a single bad episode bar the clip and musical episode

>>73378395
blacks dominate american culture, it's just what is familiar to them

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what goes so wrong in someones life that they spam disgusting porn in a /brit/ thread?

>homosexuality
>racemixing and interracial sex
>transsexuals
>porn

I need a Janny

>>73378271
I'm not gonna fight there, just gonna go and watch.

I was thinking about fighting but I'll wait to see what the events are actually like first. Looks like a fun hobby.

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>>73378395
*record scratch*
yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got myself into this

>>73378408
the surge in popularity of cuckold porn happened at the same time that everyone on /pol/ started using "cuck" as a slur

not a coincidence

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>>73378424
>trannies and cuck porn
>nowhere to be seen
>make a thread before page 8
>instant deletion

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>tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society
>this kind of attitude led to decadence the collapse of cultures

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>>73378459
screaming

>>73378423
>disgusting

fit shemales are god's gift to humanity la

>>73378459
this 2bh

gonna go take a shower

I expect the unpaid custodian to have done his job once I get back

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Marion says stop

do i have lung cancer lads? vote

>>73378525
Wee wee madammy

>>73378418
not on irish tv as much anymore tho is it

used to be always on sky1

new vids from Steve, lads

>>73378548
nah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0

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>>73378408
>>73378423
>>73378424
>>73378449
bit insecure lads

not sure i've ever cum as much as this tranny being posted desu

>>73378548
No but I wish you did

>>73378559
I have it downloaded

watching the one where hal looks like he's a pedo

imagine what it'll be like in 2020 when kids born in 2002 are allowed to post here

that'll be weird

>tfw gf dumped me before i saw warning signs that things were going shit
>first time as i always leave first if things seem to be heading in that direction so i can seem in control of my life
fuck this shit what a bitch

sweaty

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badboi thread so far brrro

>>73378611
kids born in 2002 already post here mate don't pretend it doesn't happen

>>73378611
14 year old yanks are here all the time

4chan is popular in yankland

>>73378611
wouldn't make a difference, every single poster of age on this site posted while they were underage. they're here now.

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Did we kill the Janny
He doesn't seem to care about early threads any more either

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http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1491753075928.webm

muh fuggen dick

Everyone who posts regularly on /pol/ should be in a mental institution

Just look at this thread and we all know where it stems from

>>73378565
nice

>>73378657
shan't

can somebody unironically make a new edition early so that he wakes up

I literally think that would work

>>73378636
>>73378647
i said ALLOWED to post here, not post here generally

there's probably kids born in 2005 posting here

JANNY

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>>73378636
>>73378645
>>73378647

>>73378657
>Tattoo
Absolutely binned

wish remy had never gotten fat

>>73378142
but all terrorists are refugees

these captchas are getting fucking annoying, fuck you elon musk

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>>73378663
yeah I'm unironically a /leftypol/ regular

realistically, where do i find girls to shoot porn scenes with?

all "escorts" require you to use condoms but porn vids with condoms don't sell

>>73378699
they don't count as refugees in the middle east

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=612991823

such an old goldie this, perfect lonely sunday hangover wank

>>73378724
get a gf with no class

>>73378724
buy a taxi like that lad and pick up random slags

>>73378724
get a job

>Greeks start becoming feminine and gay and decadent
>Culture collapse, fall to the might of the hypermasculine Romans
>Romans start becoming promiscuous, decadent, with Emperors crossdressing and wanting to be called girls, having sex with animals
>Culture collapse, invaded by the might of hypermasculine barbarians
>Weimar Germany becomes decadent, degenerate, gay, full of crossdressers and trannies
>Cultural collapse, dominated by the hypermasculine Nazis
>The Western World starts to become degenerate, gay, decadent, apathetic, nihilistic, feminine
>???? but hypermasculine Islam is waiting right around the corner.

>>73378671
you shud it was bretty gud tbf

>ex said she wanted me to film me fucking her
>had a bit of a tummy then so was too self conscious to film properly
>shot a few short films on my phone but they all look shit
>have lost loads of weight now and would totally be up for it but she hates me
fuck this life

>>73378748
if there was a porn hall of fame this would be in it

>>73378056
>they actually do exist
sauce

>>73378724
>implying your willy is big enough for porn

>>73378175
Why do you guys have such stupid names for cities?

hope it rains tomorrow

>>73378787
there is a porn hall of fame and it isn't in it

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>>73378056

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>local dealer is getting arrested outside my house

>>73378846
Pics

>>73378762
hmm you may be on to something rorke

>>73378762
struggling to believe, with access to almost limitless information, you are really this much of a mong

>>73378759
already got one. i think i can make a side living from fucking girls in hotel rooms and putting vids up on the internets.

>>73378800
i'm getting a penoplasty next year.

>>73378823
so clearly it is a sham

>>73378765
i did and now i just feel lonely and depressed

visited all of these desu do it a lot

http://mentalfloss.com/article/69445/43-charmingly-odd-british-town-names

>>73378807
Bath is called bath because it used to be where the romans in britain had a large bath I think
it's a perfectly logical name

what are your cities?
Malmo?
>meaning "Gravel pile" or "Ore Hill"
ah yes much better
fuck off swede

>>73378717
>leftists are spamming cuck porn
Makes one ponder

Been watching simpsons clips all day haha

https://youtu.be/Juj0yeI_9Fg

wait just a moment some brit here vocaroo yourself saying "controversy" and post it real quick

thank christ its a bank holiday tomorrow

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>>73378884
mug

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the gf likes shorts

>>73378919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s061XpGssGJN

>>73378056
>someone has a different opinion to me
>"IT MUST BE THE JEWS FUCKING SHILLS JIFD HOW MUCH DID SOROS PAY YOU"

/pol/ is a cringeworthy echo chamber, literally just an even more pathetic right wing tumblr

>>73378762
None of this happened

>>73378930
>white cuck

if it isn't black cock it isn't worth posting

First wave of my beer glasses arrived broken. Fuck sake lads I was really excited for them. Proper nice ones as well

>>73378919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0hU4hU3j4

>>73378944
>gif
fuck off

>>73378962
yes it has

>>73378950
Ya fucked it

>>73378074
dont think putting yourself through that is worth any amount of money desu

>>73378970
Oh dear oh dear oh dear

>>73378952
You've clearly never left r/socialism for an extended amount of time. /pol/ will argue about literally anything

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Chilli sauce, burger sauce, lettuce onion cucumber cheers boss

>>73378984
The only bit that's true is about the modern western world

>>73378855
nah fuck that

probably get shot innit

I'm already paranoid he's going to it me who called the garda on him

>>73378975
thats what i feared

disgusting, repulsive

>>73379017
going to think*

>>73378997
I bet r/socialism doesnt entertain fever dreams of vast armies of koch brothers-funded right wing shills infiltrating their forum though

>>73379017
Do it through your window you don't have to go outside

>>73378883
>ö means hill
Nice bait man

>>73379015
what is burger sauce

>>73379015
>burger sauce

FOY

>>73379082
>>73379089
hmmmm

>>73379078
Its original name was Malmhaug (with alternate spellings), meaning "Gravel pile" or "Ore Hill".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malm%C3%B6#History

fuck off

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>>73378975
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0hU4hU3j4
>he's got the virgin voice

>>73379082
....
that can't run bossman

>>73379037
Well reddit, if you had been here a year ago you would know that a paid shill on /g/ quit and exposed that there were people getting paid to shill a mobile phone selling website. /gif/ is known for this too. So it isn't crazy to assume it happens on /pol/ too

>>73378762
>cultural collapse in wiemar germany becuase le degenrates were ruining everything!!!
that didn't happen though
did you fall asleep during the whole "severe economic slump of the industrialised world" bit of history class

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>>73378883
>>73379078
Also
>being cucked by romans
I guess you guys are following your ancestors footsteps

>>73377412
I want to pat Ritsu's forehead

>gays were widely accepted in ancient greece
fake news

posted something earlier which could've been doxxable with a bit of effort but no one bothered

phew

>>73379118
that is not proof

>>73379015
>burger sauce

>>73379062
>
nah I'm still too scared

>>73379127
>being cucked by romans
>and the beaker people
>and the anglo-saxons
>and the irish
>and the normans

fuck off swede

>>73379162
nobody cares about your sad and pathetic life that's why m8

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>tranny porn still being spammed

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>tfw traps can produce more cum than you

>>73379185
>>being cucked by romans
>>and the beaker people
>>and the anglo-saxons
>>and the irish
>>and the normans
Exactly, this shit is in your nature

>>73379165
Nope, and there is no way of knowing for sure unless a shill comes out and says so. I'm saying it isn't an outlandish thing to think

>>73379226
not paid shitposting as a concept but the idea that a presidential candidate's superpac would pay people to go there is pretty farfetched
they GREATLY overestimate their influence

>>73378787
i agree

>>73379221
not really
it's just something that happens to all countries
much like your own

i do enjoy a good meme

>>73379269
I enjoy bad memes.

why doesn't anyone say 'wew lad' anymore? :/

wew lid

>>73379286
it's an autistic /pol/-child meme

lel lad

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>swede calling us cucks

pot kettle your wife's son is black

wew lad

wow sir!

>>73379250
Move the goalposts all you want, you're not ruling out any possibility that it is true

dunno which I find more disturbing, these webms or their filenames

>>73378748
>when she starts licking that other dildo
wew lads

someone do a new thread before I FREAK.

wowzers

>>73379341
ok i am saying 100% david brock does not pay people to post on /pol/

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>>73379397
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>>73378748
genuinely can't get off to porn this vanilla, it just bores the tits off me

>>73379409

new thread

>>73379414
thats very healthy

>>73379386
Once again, moving the goalposts doesn't rule out any possibility of paid shills being on /pol/

>its already 6
>have to go back to that shitty fucking job that I hate where my co-worker is some literal retard stoner that needs looking after tomorrow

hate it HATE IT

tfw earning 38k post tax on my first job (securities analysis for BAML)

tfw after i qualify i'll be on about 60k (3 years time)

lmao poorfags make me sick. why not just.. get a good job?