/cum/

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>be canadian

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Shit hit deep cuh

>>73377443
Damn.....

>>73377425
>read g*wker

>>73377443
>read tw*tter

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Is this true?

>>73377518
>no, I read /mlp/ instead

Fuck Drumpf

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Moka pots suck. You only get one cup at a time so you need to take the whole fucker apart just to brew your 2nd cup

>>73377371
>Vancouver appreciation
Lol 3-2 Edmonton

Nice try

>>73377618
there's a bit of truth to it. ISIS started from the power vacuum created by the USA's meddling in Middle East. Deja vu?

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>>73377656

>>73377443
ooga booonga really makes you think bixnood uungunghgnuaha shit lit yo senpai fuck wypipo *spams emojis*

>>73377618
>doesnt show the part where he brings the prop to Sweden and makes it drive a truck

>>73377777

before new thread cum is very slow
new thread BANGAD UIH BUGNGG
100 new posts
why?

having a spell of the ol depression

>>73377660
Vancouver is best, maybe not at hockey, but everything else

>>73377851
My great thread inspired them

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Basically demanding the succ

You know the shit thing about Taipei is that I have friends here but they're all just friend friends so I'm basically never free to meet up with the tinder chicks because the friends always invite me out and taipei has the best chix like solid QTs from Fu Jen university
Design and fashion students are always top tier

Anyway, gonna leave Taipei the day after tomorrow. First I gotta find a coin laundry and then the succ shall begin

Just about died sweating today while I was out for a hike
At least I was smart enough to pack sunscreen so no boiled crab face

When is y'all gonna cum visit the Taiwan
Been noticing loads of retiree age wmaf couples today
They're the real dudez, probably been on that Asian shit for the past 50 years

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73377948
I would read your blog

thinking bout doin grad at UBC to get away from US costs, am I retarded or is this a good idea

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Welllll...textbook definition of a dumb drumpfer getting btfo :)

>>73377988
Thanks it's actually
www.asiansensation.tumblr.com
Follow if you like

>>73378043
>read t*mblr

>read 4*han

>>73377948
are you a student or what, english is too colloquial for you to be native

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>>73377989
No don't go to UBC

They'll lynch you for being Japanese

>>73377851
There is always am explosion of posting right at the start of a new thread, and a slowing of posting at the end of an old thread.

All of theach anons have their carefully thought out posts fresh in the chamber, to worried that they both: 1)Have their post wasted as everyone moves to the new thread, or 2)Are unable to post immediately in the new thread due to the posting cooldown.

t. Working on my PhD in shitposting

>>73378169
hes a fraud

>>73378169

he's a """kraut""

>>73378212
he posted his passport in the last thread

>>73377640
Good post

>>73378193
heh... what if i said im just a gaijin posting in japan

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lol normie scum, amirite?

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>>73378266

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>passed the medical examination
>No turning back now
>Conscription awaits
>First day will be on 4th of July

Too bad I don't get to see the American troops celebrate it in Tapa bc I have live in the forest for 2 months until they can build new barracks. Damn allies took them from us.

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>>73378382
>US troops bullying qt Estonian troops

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I'm trying to jerk off but my dick is too sensitive for some reason, help please.

>>73378382
at least you get to shoot guns and stuff

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>>73378456
cut it off

>>73378295
It's a fucking CARTOON! Made for CHILDREN! It's not some grim-dark existential drug trip that only a handful of people REALLY understand. The only reason this show is popular is because teenagers want to role play as what they imagine 'adults' are like.

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the gf

>>73378295
I'm a rick and morty fan and seeing shit like this really disgusts me

>>73378382
>you will never fear the threat of russian border aggression
Feels bad man. Must be nice to have a purpose.

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>>73378417
God damn NATO soldiers reeeee

>>73378491
mor!

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>>73378491

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>take supplements
>already feel 10x more well rested and full of life
When will you take the nutrientpill, anon?

>>73378295
>Haha the comedy show gets really sad out of nowhere
Nobody does this right, and Rick and Morty does it every 30 seconds

I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

>>73378587
i don't have any more

>>73378601
the character is 18 years of age thank you very much

>>73378604
what do you recommend?

>>73378604
I've taken nutrients every day for a month and I've been sick for a week
nice placebo

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>>73378543
>Tfw there will be qt women at my platoon

At least it makes living in a forest tolerable if u get to sleep next to a qt grill

>>73378618
I aint a player, just a fuckin bot

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>perfect girls dont exi-

>>73378618
wassup fellow japanon, it's late

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>neighbor rushes into my apartment because he is """worried about me"""

giving that fucker a key was a mistake, not to say i don't appreciate the effort

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>>73378634
I think zinc and vitamin B6 work best for me. But for the average person, I suggest really just a multivitamin with extra vitamin D. Another anon posted about his vitamin D deficiency because he hardly ever got any sun
>>73378642
Which ones? You first have to establish that you are deficient in nutrients, like I was. Pretty sure I have some kind of genetic deficiency

>>73377948
How easy is tinder over there?

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>>73378700
>>73378728
Just ate dinner, playing vidya now

>>73378726
>DADDY

Crazy thot.

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>>73378752
these bad boys. I don't know if i'm deficient in anything. I haven't seen a doctor in about a decade

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>tfw gunning down untermench russians with my trusty mg42

Literal perfection of a gun

>>73378877
do most estonians hate russians?

>>73378834
A multivitamin is the first step. I've been downing a multivitamin for a month myself and had no real change until I started researching symptoms of vitamin/mineral deficiencies and found my symptoms all line up with a serious zinc deficiency

>>73378834

isnt it more costeffective and tastier to just eat more fruits?

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>tfw your teacher says your code is very nice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

>>73378932
does a macaque eat his own shit?

>>73378959

maybe one day I'll have that happen to me

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>>73378981
I don't know.

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>>73378949
Pretty sure fruits don't have all that you would need, plus multivitamins are way easier.

Eat more salads anyway. I just eat delicious, spicy salads packed with chicken and it's actually delicious

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>>73378959
Bought this about a year ago and never opened it lol
Going to school for CS soon (took a gap year). I might be making a mistake

>>73379052
DESU I didn't learn much from the books, just learned through programming on my own. Original documentation + stackoverflow + asking teacher questions for everything else

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WHY ARE THERE BIRDS IN MY AIR CONDITIONER?

late rome before christianity seems like it was a cool time to be a citizen

>>73379052
>took a gap year
I did this too. Do you feel it was worth it?

>>73378932
Yes

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>>73379246
It wouldn't have been boring.

>>73379225
I out them there

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>there's going to be a war over pepe
Wew

>>73379251
college is a fucking scam, any year you aren't in school is a year you are free

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Is this the most diabolical villain ever conceived?

>>73379589
Pagan Rome was never sacked

>>73379837

>5 year old /co/ meme

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>>73379948
I hate you stupid fucks, stop talking about history please just fucking stop

>not majoring in history with a CS minor

>>73379812
I have a friend who walks like this
we call him Zambo

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>majoring in history

>not majoring in Social Justice while doing coding bootcamps in your free time
not gonna make it in the IT world of today

>>73380129
he sounds very cute

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>coding "bootcamp"

>>73380054
uhm seems to me the emperor converted a few decades before i would have been killed

therefore id get to fuck some nice slave boipussy

I am an English Literature major

>>73380238
I just found it annoying that someone who appears to be a romanboo knows nothing about the Gaullic sack of Rome

anybody else here thinking about going for a phd someday?

>>73380172
>tfw enough credits to get a sociology minor and still finish my CS major by next year

I could use my credentials to redpill silicon valley

>>73380388
not worth it broski, its all publish-or-perish

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>>73380439
>american news

>>73380388
Nope, dont want that life

>>73380483
Isnt the independent from the UK?

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>tfw have become edgy anti american in terms of foreign policy but staunch radical centrist in terms of domestic matters such as economics

>>73380556
no is not is american news!!!

>>73380569
you have ascended

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Just took the cats out to the garden.

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>>73380569
BEB
E
B

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>no is not is american news!!!

>>73380706
American media is all about making money. I'm over generalizing but this is a serious issue.

>>73380371
>romaboo
idk what gave you that impression

>>73380303
I am a political science major
also a Russian area studies minor

>>73380620
never seen a cat on a leash. Also that doesn't look like a garden

>>73380303
How many englishes have you literatured

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just bought 1300 rounds of 8mm

>>73381175
All they do is roam around the neighborhood annoying wildlife and humans anyway

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>CS major
>about to graduate
>no jobs lined up yet

>>73381175
It's really the backyard. We used to have another cat but he went missing last december so now our cats are indoors or leash only.
I just treat them like dogs, they seem happy with regular play/outings.

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>CS major
enjoy your 15 dollar an hour job for the rest of your life, and remember to welcome the asians taking all your jobs

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B-BEBE?!?

I don't want to look for a job after college so I'll just drive off a cliff.

>>73381230
my dad was a computer science major. well at least he tried to be. he ended up with a "general university degree" now how makes like $130,000+ a year writing accounting software

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>>73377948
>Been noticing loads of retiree age wmaf couples today
>They're the real dudez, probably been on that Asian shit for the past 50 years

Totally degenerate closet pedo sexpats were too vile for any white women, which is why they indulged in yellow fever, which is just racialized pedophilia. Absolutely degenerate. Asia should execute all sexpats immediately.

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I learned the hard way that I was too stupid to major in engineering and ended up settling for a liberal arts major.
Just remember that it could be worse, guys.

>>73381388
Baby boomers barely tried and were handed the world

>>73381339
same 2bh

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>you will never be an American boomer
IT'S NOT FAIR

Rate these names for my future children:
James
Arthur
Rosemary
Marceline

>>73381259
my cats are outdoor. One went missing for 3 weeks but came back one day, we think he found another house and was cheating on us.
I feel bad when the cats dont come in when its 40F outside, i can only imagine how cold it is for the cats in december in canada

Anyone want to suck my dick?

>>73381388
I have a few leads, but I'm trying my hardest not to end up in California or a giant company

Their labor practices are fucked. You actually work 13+ hour work days in a lot of cases because they provide food and other amenities to keep you at work as long as possible.

>>73381430
he's not a baby boomer. his parents were. he only makes that much because he bought an accounting software company that was in debt to the IRS and ran it for 4 years and made the company profitable and then his biggest client hired him for more money than he could pay himself

>>73381534
Why would you give your daughters old woman names?

>>73381550
I'd love to work for a smaller company out in the midwest or something. Can't imagine living in a big city working 13 hour days while paying out the ass to live in a shoebox.

>>73379837
I have a physical copy of this comic

Would /co/ pay money for it?

>>73381574
Are those old woman names? I've always really liked both names, and if they're too old-lady sounding they're easy to shorten
Rosemary > Rosie
Marceline > Marcie

What girl names do you like anon?

>>73381534

>Marceline

>>73381634
Just name your daughter Rose or Rosalia in that case.

>>73381634
Also I don't really have any girl's names that I like. I'm mostly just neutral towards them. If I ever have kids, I won't be naming any daughters.

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>>73378726
>Wanting a GF because she's a neonazi
>Not wanting the real life version of the Vivian James character as a Bestie with benefits.

>>73381656
What's wrong with that name?

>>73381795
What are your favourite boy names then, anon?

>>73381622
>>73381550
the problem with working for a smaller company is that you're the on;y guy there so if something goes wrong at 2 am you have to fix it
my dad works regular 9-5 shifts but when something goes wring he's the only guy that can fix it so he has to get up and do crap like that

>>73381810
>Bestie with benefits
that's creepy, anon

>>73381622
Even though they make 120k+ starting, they're making less than 20/hr and living with a roommate into their thirties.
>>73381857
But you at least have a chance at a normal life. Start ups seem a lot more fun imo

>>73381834
Probably Richard and William desu

I just want a comfy sysadmin job where I don't have to work too hard or answer phones

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Thinking about taking a seasonal job here during my summer off from college. I'll be working in a fish processing plant which according to the reviews is hard work.

According to the reviews of previous workers:
>12 to 18 hour days, 6-7 days a week
>$9.50 an hour/$14.50 overtime
>$15 a day for room and board

What do you guys think? Sounds like shit but the only thing grabbing my attention is that I'll get to visit Alaska and be on the freaking Aleutian Islands. Yay or nay?

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So many entitled children itt

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>>73382050
>tfw went down a path in college where pretty much any job I get is going to require a lot of work and interaction with people

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>So many entitled children itt

>>73382050
I get godawful anxiety when I try talking over the phone. Face to face conversations, email, etc, I have no problem with, but phones just kill me for some reason.

>>73381535
>we think he found another house and was cheating on us
I live in a subdivision and I have an outdoor cat. I started noticing him staying to a certain house's yard and would only come home for food. I then found out that he stays there because they feed him too and comes home to double dip. Never felt so heartbroken in my life

>>73382094
You'll make more money planting trees and wont smell like fish

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>>73381861
Well, to be fair, we are best friends, other than my other best friend which he is at the same level as her but we don't fuck. Better than having a GF

>>73382094
Sounds cool. Go for it

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This is my last month in Vancouver before I move back home (to Toronto, no, not China)
Feels a bit sad

>>73382033
Those are both good, strong names anon.

>>73382238
Uni student?

>>73380439
tired of seeing cuck porn show up on xvideos

fucking pathetic beta males, either that or its the jews

>>73382238
fucking kek what happened to that dude

>>73382094
Do it. Sounds like an easy way to make some dough.

>>73382094
>18 hours a day 7 days a week
NO

>>73382203
like planting seedlings for a timber company?

>>73382271
Yeah UBC

>>73382301
>>73382232
>sounds easy
>sounds cool
>knifing fish guts 18 hours a day in the arctic circle for minimum wage sounds cool and easy

why are redditflaggers retarded?

>>73382094
>I'll get to visit alaska
>place is called Unalaska
hmmm

>>73382094
>I'll get to visit Alaska
you won't really get to visit many places working 6-7 days a week. especially 12-18 hour days
I started working seasonally in middle school at a raspberry plant but I stopped before I was able to work hours like that. I know I few people that kept going and still work those kind of hours in the summer and they are unhappy and grumpy all the time. also they act superior to everyone because they think they are so great because they work that much in the summer. It's better to have a part time job year round

>>73382350
Noice, what major/year? I'm in anthropology, it's pretty rare to see UBC people on 4chan

>>73382094
>wageslaving for 18 hours a day, every day
Fuck no
Don't do it

>>73382380
because they have never worked

>>73382343
yes, they do it in BC and northern Quebec

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>>73382380
kys

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>>73382444
>tfw I could make a living planting trees in northern Quebec if I wasn't too lazy to learn French

>>73382486
I know a girl that did it and said it wasn't only francophones

>>73382343
Probably means landscaping

>>73382310
This is my other worry

>>73382301
If I'm doing 18 hours a day, 7 days a week with $15 a day being my only expense I feel like I can make quite a bit of money as I probably won't have any other expenses. No car, no real rent, no food expenses, etc.

>>73382399
>It's better to have a part time job year round
depends on your course load. If you can get a part time job that works around your class schedule it's nice, but it might be better for some to just bust ass during the summer and not worry about work during the year

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>>73382094
>12-18hrs a day
>7 days a week
No

>>73382516
Sure but I imagine living in northern Quebec and not knowing French isn't a very good idea.

how come black pypo are so angry about whitey taking their culture and not angry at arabs for spreading their culture in Africa.

>>73382520
Its not landscaping dude. Thats mexican labour. You get let loose on a plot of land that been clear cut and have a bag of saplings and have to plant trees. You get payed based on how efficient you are.
>>73382545
Its seasonal work, you get flown in and out. You'd only need to speak french to have a social life with your co-workers in the semi-permanent shelters you sleep in

>>73382424
Last year of Law.

We've been getting some attention at UBC recently
http://thetalon.ca/how-4chan-radicalizes-white-men-online/
https://issuu.com/ubyssey/docs/the_ubyssey_04.4.2017

>>73382608
wtf I hate 4chan now

>>73382608
Oh, dope congratulations! I always wanted to go on to law but my grades are just awful so it's not going to happen.

I'm writing a term paper on digital globalization of language and culture, using 4chan as a case study. It's quite fun

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I have to write a three page rough draft in three days, how fucked am I?

>>73382714
What about increasing the space between letters, between words and between lines slightly?

>>73382444
I was going to do that one year, but I broke my leg. It's pretty brutal work

>>73382714
Pay me 200 dollars to finish it for you

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>>73382767
That sounds incredibly complicated, AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

>>73382799
Broke your leg planting? or before

>>73382714
Extremely, no possible way to do it

>>73382714
Holy shit anon that's insane.

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>>73382834
I only have 15 dollars to my name and pair of old shoe laces

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Do you agree with the gentleman, /cum/?

>>73382838
I had already started work there, but I went on a hike with some friends about a week into it and a rotted log slipped from under me and I broke it. Had to get a job packing groceries instead

>>73382911

You can make a noose with those laces and the 15 dollars can buy you a stool

>>73382837
takes like 10 seconds if you know what to do on Word

>>73382973
>about a week into it
so you know just how hard it is. where did you do it?

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>>73382986
DEEAAAATHHH WOOOOAAAAH DEEEEATHH, WONT YOU COME AND WAIT ANOTHER YEEEEET

knowlege is power

>>73382834
I once paid some guy from /b/ $40 to do my C++ project. I got a 100% on it so I had him do every C++ assignment and all my homework for the year. Ended up paying him like $600 and I passed the class with a C- thanks to him. I literally failed every in class test so it was just what he did that kept me afloat.

No lie

I wiped the top of my buttcrack and a little bit of blood was on the toilet paper

*bullies the introverts then runs into a group of people, making the introverts powerless*

>>73383011
not too far outside of town it was like a 45 minute drive. We have a couple large timber companies here.

>>73383136
when i have adrenaline pumping through my system im more likely to talk to strangers

>knowlege is power
doesn't even deserve a vapeman

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>>73383048
WTF, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND

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>>knowlege is power
>doesn't even deserve a vapeman

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*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHUAN SAUCE
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

>>73382711
Thanks man. No worries about not going; I'd say that under a third of the graduating class had their incoming expectations of law fulfilled by the end. So much of legal work is drudgery - filing, trying to find cases, editing, editing some more, sorting your email inbox, changing the formatting on your documents, pondering over whether one word makes more sense than another, etc. And the payscale in Canada only ramps up after a few years of continuous practice - once you've been broken down and refined into a nice wagie shackled in the golden handcuffs.

Good luck on your paper. What's your thesis going to be for that topic? How 4chan merges cultures together by bringing in disparate persons who don't have to reveal their identity when contributing to its collective consciousness (except with flag boards), or how it exists as an echo chamber for extremist views and serves to fracture societies by promoting neo-fascist beliefs in portions of their populations?

>>73383221
its to early to go into vape posting of ruin /cum/ for today

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>>73383299

*insults vapeposters and fedoraposters*

>>73383136

I'm quite introverted but have zero social anxiety.

>>73383299
haha, never gets old

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If British Columbia, Washington and Oregon became a country called Cascadia it would be the greatest country on Earth.

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>its to early to go into vape posting of ruin /cum/ for today

>>73383299
his back looks like a cinnabun from the thumbnail

>>73383377
>letting Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland basically control that entire country

>>73382714
What's the topic on? If I have any familiarity with it (and its non-research based), I can probably punch out a page of some stream-of-consciousness babble in maybe ten-twenty minutes.

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>>73383377
fantastic post

>>73383431
Victoria would be the capital and those cities would be necessary to maintain the economic base of Cascadia

>>73383529
That's fine but those three cities would be making policies for the entire country.

>>73383559
Maybe it should have a system to allow rural regions to have more power so that doesn't happen

>>73383559
No they wouldnt, local governments would be given more power than the feds on most matters, it would be a libertarian paradise with a strong welfare state.

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>>73383441
It's the no singles theater policy and it's discrimination against societies most vulnerable, do you think you can write that for me?

>>73383622
good article

your thesis should be that if state appointed gfs are not handed out soon, the beta uprising will happen and make columbine and sandy hook look like walks in the park

>>73383559
It would be a monarchy under the heir to Tom McCall

>>73383606
Why would they be in favor of decentralization when most leftists these days are in favor of more and more centralized governments?

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>>73382714
>3 pages
>in 3 days
I can write 3 pages in 3 hours. 2 if I took my ADD medication. How the fuck is this a challenge on a rough draft?

>>73383622
AYO NOW Y THA FUK DO THEETRES OTTA BE DOIN THIS SHEIIIITTT LMAO LIEK I JUS WANNA BE WACCHIN MA FLIIIIIIIEIKCKS INNNN N SHIIEEET N NOW DEEEZ TEETAH MANGS B LIEK NAW NAW U NEED A SHAWTY LMAO LIEK WAT THA SHIT BREVS I AINT TRYNA GET MAA DICC SUKKED LMAO THIS IS BS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE LMAO *smacks lips* NOW LISSN HERE NIGGAS U BETTA SHUT THE FUCK UP *smacks lips* LISSEN HERE NIGGAS U BETTA LOOSE DIS MUFUGGIN POLICY FIINNA AINT TRINYNA *smacks lips * FUCK YO MIDDLEMAN NIGGA LMAO

All done, no need to thank me

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>tfw have to write 2 sentences due to 4 years

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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

>>73383710
secession would not happen without the favor of the rural. The cities would have to maintain a positive relationship with them or else they would splinter back to The US

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>>73383858
>hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Hi

>>73384040
sup fag

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How do we solve the "Jeb question"?

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Shitposting time?

WAHOO STINKY BIG POOPY
HAHAHAH LE FUNNY POOPIES YAAAY

OH.. UH OH, I JUST MADE A BIG STINKKY
POOPIES IN PANTS FUNNIES HAHAHAHA

>>73378382
>passed the medical examination
You'll be a doctor now?

>>73384114
Turtles

>>73384176
turtle genocide, slow and steady revs the ovens

Chechen is a beautiful language
https://my.mixtape.moe/qrdesq.webm

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>>73384040
>>73383991

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Fresh off the meme press

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>>73383744
Forgot namefag
>>73383377
True, although I have never met an unironic Cascadia supporter. Me included.
>>73383431
>Forgetting Kelowna, Victoria, Vancouver WA, Spokane, Bend, Moscow, and Boise exist.
>>73383529
Victoria wouldn't be the capital. Even I know Olympia would have the infrastructure in place for a proper capitol building.
>>73383598
We have this in the US now, and as our current president( which within his first 3 1/2 months has already started a war with Syria) lost in the popular vote, but muh rural states took him to victory, this is a bad idea if we did it wrong.

Can you Cascadiafags stop trying to take Vancouver away from us?

NorCal needs to separate from SoCal

>>73384153
good post

>>73384261
gas yourself

>>73384379
>pretending to be me
kys weeb

The US should just balkanize in its sleep

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>>73384423

>>73384423
>>73384379
delet these posts

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>>73384314
You realise that Victoria is the capital of BC, right? Its so obvious that it would be the capital of Cascadia, being centrally located in the bio-region and on vancouver island with ferry connections to Seattle and Vancouver.

>>73384265
t. irrelevant

>>73384448
um there arent 3 dark blue properties. Fix your terrible meme

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Washington, more like POOPington
Oregon, more like POOPegon
Arizona, more like POOPizona
New Mexico, more like POO POOxico
Texas, more like POOxas

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I fixed /cum/

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>>73384468

>>73384448
delet

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>>73384366
Us United Statsians already did :^)

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No, I'm CIA!

>>73384448
how old is this image? thats my montreal redditflag there

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>>73384511
>s-stop!!! there a-arent three dark blue ones! t-thats not right!
gas yourself

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>leftist
>white
>amazing nature

whats not to love? gonna move to vancouver island buds, its only place in canada that elected the green party

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>United Statsians

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>Illinois calling other states irrelevant

>>73384618
no u

Only New York, California, and Texas are relevant

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>>73384607
>>73384549
>>73384511
>>73384423
>>73384379
Here's some guns, now fight for my amusement

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>>73384613
Late 2015 maybe?

>>73384679
paradise on earth t b h

>>73384702
I have to hover over your flag to figure out which backwater shithole you're from and even now I still wouldn't be able to find it on a map
Illinois has a high cultural and economic output and is relevant on a global scale. Many foreigners can point out Illinois on a map because of this and our aesthetic shape, unlike you oh so creative rectangle states

>>73384799
im officially a /cum/ feature at this point

the francophone that also uses montreal should fuck off ive been using this flag for 2 years now

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>he can't recognize Pennsylvania's flag

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>tfw someone who unirinically says "y'all" says you need to tan

We're all CIA

>>73384821
this

we make dank memes also

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>cant find pennsylvania on the map

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>>73384862
You realize I put everyone's flag down at the time, not just yours right?

>>73384865
Ah yes, the oh so uncommon blue flag with some bullshit on it meme

I don't know where Illinois is

>pennsylvania
I have a team of the most expertful experts trying to figure out what the fuck that is

>>73384933
yes but what im saying is that I had the montreal flag first and now there are 2-3 of us which is unacceptable

i think he wondered over from /fr/

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>Why, yes, I *am* so bad at geography that I cannot find Pennsylvania on a map

>>73384996
tfw my posts are so stinky and rotten the other Torontonians changed their flags so they wouldn't be associated with me

>>73384996
You realize anyone can use that flag right? I've even seen other Oyster bay posters

Why do some of my poo bits float and others dont

>>73383622
Since the onset of the criticalist approach of sociocultural deconstruction, much academic emphasis has been placed on highlighting ethno-racial and feminist social injustices. However, little attention has been paid to some of the direct byproducts of the normalization of the heterosexual relational paradigm and the stigmatization of the 'other' in relational patterns. This normalization manifests in policies within public and private institutions alike which result in the maltreatment of aromantic, asexual, and involuntarily celibate ("incel") single persons. These exclusionary policies serve to bar incel and other persons access' to essential facilities requisite for life fulfillment, contributing to an ongoing process of subordination by the paradigm majority elite of male-female romantic couples. As per the social criticalist tradition, this paper will reflect on a leading example of non-economic social inequality reinforced by the specter of cishetero orthodoxy, notably, how "no singles" attendance policies in movie theaters unfairly inhibit relationally-challenged persons' access to entertainment facilities.


I'm just not feeling it, etc etc

>>73385071
those are people trying to ruse you, there are obviously no other oyster bay /cum/dumpsters
>>73385070
his posts are banal and i dont want them associated with me

>>73385110
fat content. floating poo = bad

>>73385110
It's poop cancer bro please see a doctor

Dr. Pavel...

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>>73384487
Do you also realize that:
1) You misspelt realize according to PNW English
2)Victoria is not a strategically well off place to have the capitol building, due to being in the open in the northern coast of the country, whereas Olympia is far in a sound in the center of the country.

i cant wait for the summer so i can stop eating this ZOG university food

I can NOT stop eating peanuts

My uni's dining commons made me fat desu

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>>73385183
...I have social anxiety

Peanuts are the most pleb nut

>>73385198
Sound fucking retarded. Thats a not a real reason to have the capital in Olympia.

Victoria and Van island is the crown jewel of the PNW, sorry you can't see that.

Vancouver island is actually halfway between northern Cascadia and Oregon.

>Victoria
>capital of Cascadia
Fuck off, bud. Olympia will be the capital.

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>>73385269

>capital of cascadia will be in some boring shithole no one cares about and have another generic US capital building as its legislature

shit country desu

>>73385272
They aren't even nuts, they're legumes

*eats puding*