/brit/

taxation is theft

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cara

>>73372873
why are americans so fat?

>ground coffee

Utter pleb.

power's out. going to waste the last 10% of my battery on browsing the chon

there's a garden full of normies two doors away

superb edition

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>Why no I dont smoke weed

need a wank

wonder if channel 4 has made any new programmes about naked 20 year olds recently

>>73372911
>>73372911
Seen two a while back

Sounded good

Why is hitler given such a bad wrap?

>Why isn't there a course at uni to become an MP?
>what is PPE

Tell you what lads, it's a bit hot.

eating pringles for breakfast

anybody who doesn't have an interest in politics has been successfully jew'd

you don't need to worry about how we control the country you live in goyim, just focus on your delicious fast food and these hypnotic moving images that mean nothing

Friendly reminder your childhood crush got fingered by Ryan on weekends at her house after park and ciggys

>>73372980
Personal Protective Equipment

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>taxation is theft

>>73372980
>not hsps
ah

do yanks have deliveroo?

>>73372996
>Ryan

but that's me

>Tfw forgot everything from my degree

ffs lads its only been 2 years :(

>>73372980
Pringles Pre Evening

>>73372996
who

>>73372996

I am Ryan though

>>73373019
no but I have given your mum the lickaroo

doing a deliveroo

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>>73372992

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anime

genuinely think I've run out of films to watch

everything left is a bit wank or some 50s/60s tripe

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fucking sissy irish wanker scared of a mustang pffffffft

Just slept for 2 hours lads, wew

might go sit in the le park

when did yanks start saying howdy? thought was just a british thing 2bh

>>73373058
have you seen jacob's ladder?

hand washing my knickers in the river

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>why yes, being forced to give people money for services and protection you may not need or use isn't theft and essentially the same thing as being shook down by the mafia

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>anybody who doesn't have an interest in politics has been successfully jew'd
>you don't need to worry about how we control the country you live in goyim, just focus on your delicious fast food and these hypnotic moving images that mean nothing

Look lads if you're not going to bother replying to my posts then I'll stop making them and go to another general where people will reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3u7XBGk9AQ

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FROGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

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the bit on the side

>American cars

howling.

>>73373047
christ, what a fucking foy post

business idea: go out into the countryside for a walk and whenever I pass someone, say "morning"

>>73373058
I'm assuming you've watched the kidulthood trilogy then

>>73372888

America has a lot of climates, but its no excuse to look like a slob

hate flatsharing

i literally walked around a park alone for 2 hours just to appear to go out, because a girl i live with made a comment yesterday that i shouldn't be holed up in my room when the weather is like this.

>>73373116
what if it's in the afternoon?
im in

>>73373092
calm down

>>73373121
reddit: the trilogy

if you like hot weather you're not white

>>73373103
Based fuckin Jay Rayner

>>73373149
what if I'm transracial though?

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>Ryan

imagine being a lower class, poor, uneducated, scum who believes in god

why are poor people allowed to exist?

they should be just round up and killed

>>73373149
t. rorke

>>73373171
George pls

all women and children should be killed

>>73373103
>the older gentlemen with their nieces

howling

Put no effort into my posts anymore

Just like spamming song lyrics in caps

>>73373128
next time ask where shes going, ask to tag along then act very awkward and bored and leave early. she'll never make a comment again

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Successfully manipulated another girl lads.

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>we should not deport all pakis

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>>73373083

>tax is theft! What do you mean we as a society come together to decide how to share our wealth? It's fucking theft! I don't even use healthcare, benefits, bin disposal or roads!

>>73373128
>shouldn't be holed up in my room
such an inane comment

>>73373167
>>73373197
>My female companion, who booked the table, is given one without prices. Waiters look baffled when we protest, but replace it

haha wew lads

ah yes and then a phoneposter decides to ruin the fun by directly replying to somebody while fedoraposting

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anyone who isn't an apathetic agnostic is stupid

>>73373149
Bets on how sweaty this fat lummox is right now?

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>>73373103
>It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s

>>73373229
howling at this little ogre

still remember when my first love told me her sexual history

quite the traumatic experience, do not like revisiting it but do so on occasion out of habit x

The Government's power only exists because people believe it does. If people decided that government has no power it would be powerless.

>>73373059
build an airbag that actually stops the head from hitting the dash lmao

you'll understand when you turn 18

Have a mate going after all my exes, lads.
Now, is he copying me or does he just approve of my taste in women.
He shouldn't.

fed up of being victimised by desktopmongs

clover is patrician

Just had a pretty girl send me the first message on the ol' dating app. Not going to reply though.

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Lads

nearly crashed earlier as I was trying to drive and open an easter egg box

>>73373302
howling at this little yank

>>73373320
I shagged my mate's ex and he ended up (briefly) in a mental asylum. Not sure if those two events are related.

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'nime

>>73373339
yes

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>>73373352
Easter?

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'e

'ilter

>>73373339
inb4 some virgin says this is fat

got a gf shes nice but bores me to tears when we skype and call

good thing that shes so emotionally dependent that i can act horribly to her and she'll still be there haha xxx

>tfw no matter how much we bend over backwards for these people, it will never be enough

A Syrian refugee who was shouted down at a Stop the War demonstration says he "felt oppressed" by the group.

The protest in Downing Street on Friday evening was against the American attack on a Syrian airbase.

Hassan Akkad, from Damascus, asked why the group was not protesting against President Assad instead, but was drowned out.

He said: "British people not letting a Syrian say something about Syria in a protest about Syria. It's mad."

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work tomorrow

>gf is the lazy one in our relationship

lifes good.

>>73373429
4-day week though

>>73373339
This is fat

Nice song for you all x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2MiyZx8MTY

>>73373429
had a mental breakdown last Monday morning from this

feel better now though

>>73373365
Probably not

reminder /brit/ is a normie general and abonormies should FUCK OFF

>>73373359
doop off

do you all actually have gfs or are you memeing

can't imagine anyone here actually has a gf

Just bought two cans of pomade

>>73373485
i do mate, sorry

Tupac Shakur was just inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll hall of fame

>yank cars

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>>73373312
>airbag
>necessary

It wasn't necessary when I was 18 daily driving an s13
It's still not necessary now. Also not necessary for small vehicles with competent drivers: ABS, TCS, backup cameras, crumple zones

Necessary but not mandated for vehicles with competent drivers: fire extinguishers, AAA membership

haha look lads its a yank but the miniature version:
>>73373484

Might honestly link your chick if you're not careful

Tims performing Jingle Bells in the middle of April

>>73373504
prove it

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What the fuck was Christopher's problem? Handed everything, clear successor, forgiven many times even when he nearly killed the boss and still he managed to fuck everything up time and time again

*do a virgin walk*

>>73373510
reminder that pac was BASED
>they say it's the white man I should fear
>but it's my own kind doing all the killing here

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>>73373429
work tomorrow
managers going to threaten to sack me because i fucked up on wednesday

What's the most illegal thing you've done?

can literally only leave the house when the sun is down

lads im going to Seoul for 3 months, got my flight and housing sorted, how much money should I bring? Will £3500 be enough to do interesting things and live? I barely spend £500 in England if I don't buy any clothes desu

>>73373566
literally why (((they))) had him killed

>>73373414
Guess he can go back to Syria and join the rebels then

How many of you lads have these?

>>>/b/728543842

>>73373520
dude stop i was just joking

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>>73373515

want to open the window a bit but theres this nasty alien-looking bug on the window and I just know it will fly in and start fucking my shit up

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明日仕事

>>73373612
a willy? ye i have one

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>reminder that pac was BASED

Remembering when I used to listen to Kid Cudi religiously

Shan't be relieving that experience any time soon

is it acceptable to purchase a Hoegaarden from the offy and go read in the park on my own?

My skin feels weird because of the sun desu

>>73373612
ah yes circumcised penises

>>73373591
fantastic post

>>73373612
jew

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an adoring fan

Taxation isn't (necessarily) theft because the value you add to the economy, and therefore your salary, is only possible due to the security of the state i.e. the roads, law, not being in Somalia etc.

Being taxed more than this value due to the state is probably unjustified tho

>>73373589
With no job there? You've made a huge mistake.

tupac's aunt is still on america's most wanted terrorist list

>>73373589
not sure how much a hug goes for over there lad

>>73373515
>when I was 18 daily driving an s13

you sound like a mong 2bh

Why can't you just accept that the mustang is unsafe and stop acting like a retard

>I-I won't crash tho, u don't need airbags

>inb4 20+ posts of you acting like a retard because you're wrong

taxes are important and people who complain about them are autistic

It's my birthday a month today, think I'm going to visit the continent for a few days on my own

Might do Portugal

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>"I worked hard my whole life to bring home my pride and joy: my 2009 Vauxhall Astra Diesel."

>>73373589
depends if you're wanting to hug any girls or not

i hope the sun passes away

>>73373681
how come? I reckon if I get bored Tokyo is literally 2 hours away ish on the plane. only did it because i wanted to get away from England everyone I know over here

>>73373707
Calcified pineal gland
Typical yank mentality

>>73373528
they shouldn't have bullied him

>>73373705
keep an eye out for our Maddie pls xx

>>73373694
>yank
>mong
pick two lad

>>73373730
dumb fucking weeb

going to laugh when you come back crying after the shit time you've had

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>work tomorrow

>want to get away from England/people you know
>Spend ~5k to be bored and lonely in Korea

erm, you don't need airbags or even seatbelts lol just don't crash

being forced to give money to the government is stealing

>>73373515
>wanting a fire extinguisher over an airbag
you're retarded. it doesn't matter how great of a driver you think you are
>truck swerves into you head-on
>dead
well at least you have a fire extinuisher and free brain damage too lol!

mustangs are shit and can't turn btw

>>73373571
sht u rjk ind gt 2 jil

>>73373694
It's fine as long as you don't wreck it. Sorry I don't prefer boring cars.

Why in America do blacks call white men "white boys" to the level that White American women refer to white men as "white boys"

time and gravity are merely concepts

>>73373783
I want to do the same but I'm going to jump on a ryanair for £20 instead haha

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>>73373571
Heemed two policemen

>>73373796
>truck swerves into you head on
>airbag blows shrapnel into your chest
>bleed out in a burning vehicle

>>73373795
It's not your money. The money exists from your work and also the society that enables your work to exist. The government is entitled to part of the second amount. Same reason a company doesn't pay you your entire value

Reminder that if you are over 21yo on 4chan, then you are a fucking loser and should kill yourself immediately.

If you're over 30yo then you're probably mentally disabled and should kill yourself too.

absolute quality banter
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1491743672748.webm

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Pissing down lads

>>73373808
I don't think you understand that other people can crash into you
fuck off already and stop making american posters look even more retarded than they already are

>>73373849
t. 20yr old insecure about his own use of 4chan

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>It's not your money.

Reminder that if you are under 21yo on 4chan, then you are a fucking loser and should kill yourself immediately

>>73373823
guy I know said "white girls" and I had to put a stop to it l

Putting normos in the bin

>>73373849
yeh wasting the best years of your life here definitely doesn't make you a loser. fucking lol.

>>73373844
yeah maybe the airbags they put in amerishart cars

>>73373849
>wasting your youth here

gargling

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>guys just pulled the trigger on my $30k (52K after taxes and charges) mustang
>I got it for $700 per week for the next 40 years
>hope I don't hit something at 10 mph and end up in the ICU, hopefully my insurance might cover it it so I don't die

any of you twats use the santander bikes

south korea is the most boring oriental country to go to

>>73373849
everyone on 4chan IS a loser regardless of their age

>>73373887
i'd say the odds are considerably higher than that

>>73373880
t. 31yo fat cunt with the mental age of an 8yo

>>73373762
>>73373783
It was either Asia or America, already been to most of Europe and I wanted to take photos in Seoul / Tokyo / Hong Kong bloody hell, thought going somewhere utterly different for a few months might make me appreciate England more. Was probably a bit misguided since I couldn't care less about anime or kpop but at least I can say I did it haha

>>73373914
why don't yanks include the tax in the cost

>>73373870
other people can crash into you in literally any vehicle on the market

>>73373910
Where have you been for the past 2 years? MILLIONS of defective airbags.
http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/news/takata-airbag-recall-list-cars-article-1.2602999

>>73373933
t.sad sack of shit stuck inside when the weather is 10/10 talking shit on the chon
fuck off

>>73373958
>other people can crash into you in literally any vehicle on the market

yeah but they have airbags and seatbelts to protect against that

>>73373956
because taxation is theft

Trump claims his stance on Syria shifted because of the Chemical attacks, but really it was just because his poll numbers were falling

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big dave should have been your pm for life

bregzit was a mistake

>>73373962
>10/10 weather
It's freezing mate.

>>73373942
>couldn't care less about anime or kpop
not buying it you nonce

Jamie, pull that up

>>73374005
nah it's nice out

>>73373887
>chances of refugees making your society worse with no net gain: 1 in 1
Ah yes killing is the only thing 'gees can do yes.

>>73373962
t. fat mentally ill reclusive nonce with a neckbeard

tbf just slap me in the face

>>73373970
Read that link m8, might have a bomb in your steering wheel

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jesus christ the absolute state of tyson fury, look how big he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

ah yes... the height of comedy

roleplaying as a traditionalist on twitter

>>73374042
So? I thought you hated safety features.

>>73374032
Not him but it's completely ball froze in Belfast I'm shivering my timbers and my friends are insisting on a bbq

>>73373958
Rather have a car I won't die in if someone else hits me than a Mustang

mong

>>73374020
SELEEEEEECTAH WHEEL IT
WHEEEEEEL THAT DUTTY DUB MY SELECTAH

>>73374073
really need that B R I C K L A Y E R A E S T H E T I C

>>73373887
so they are saying 1 out of every 3.64 billion refugees is a terrorist when there has been at least 20 terrorist attacks by refugees and there have only been about 10 million coming into europe

>>73374042
>my airbag may be defective - much safer for me to not have one at all

HMMMMMMM

>>73373958
>>73374042
recalled =/= defective
you actual retard

I'd like you to show me even 5 cases in the past year of a recalled airbag killing someone

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>roleplaying as a traditionalist on twitter

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>>73373887
>I crushed the bride's foot, effectively ruining her weeding, but I don't care because the best man gave me a fake phone number out of pity

Is this supposed to make us like disabled people?

my acca just went tits up and I got suspended from facey. fucking devo'd

>>73373926
>>73373911
>>73373909
>>73373880

Fucking state of these grandads trying to justify what complete failures they are.

>>73374075
dismal

>>73374105
great post

>>73374125
more like deano'd

Get big no gf feels in spring/summer desu dunno why

watching rick and morty lads

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LADS

https://youtu.be/6uSa5tbEwYk

Perfect British summertime song

>>73374113
>>73374109
>>73374036
>>73373927
it was a rhetorical post

>>73374159
summer isn't comfy

sleeping in the same bed as someone in British summer heat is horrific

>>73374126
I'm mid-20s, socialise a lot, have an attracive gf, good physique, don't live with my parents and earn 35k, still browse /brit/ though. Don't think I'm a failure.

>>73374170
>gif
fuck off

A fucking starling has just flown through an open window into my flat.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! leave me alone birdie

>>73374170
VERY nice

>>73374189
FONT

>>73374200
Hope it poos on you

>>73374042
>>73373958

Absolutely howling at this desperation

>american cars
No

>>73374170
top shelf

Gf came home yesterday night really late, and turned me down for sex. Her panties were wet af. What do

>>73374189
t. lying fantasist failure

>>73374200
must have been startling

>>73374230
ok sweetie ;)

>>73374200
i heard some yank in the 19th century introduced every bird mentioned in shakespeare to america and the starlings became a pest

have absolutely eviscerated that airbag yank off the face of the earth

>>73374223
>panties

FOY

>>73373637


hey did this show ever air then

>>73374223
ask if you can watch her and jamal next time

Once cummed in a girl then sent her home to her boyfriend who ate her pussy filled with my cum

incredibly alpha feel

>>73374200
pics

>>73374244
post payslip

>>73373883
Your money is what you've earned. But the government has in a way earned a piece of the value you've generated because it is their effort that has allowed society to be safe and provides you the environment to earn in

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you know, she really has a point

Gf woke me up last night making squeaking noises in her sleep, having a nightmare or something. Gave her a cuddle and a kiss and she relaxed immediately and stopped making noises haha. Cute. Xx

>>73374095
Was in a mustang crash, was fine.

Friend was fucking around in his 2003 cobra when we were ~17, low range torque happened, hopped a curb, was fine. No airbags deployed, busted rack and pinion on the car. Limped it home without issue. Car drove like every other vehicle when you're not being stupid with it, airbags weren't listed as potentially lethal.

>>73374111
http://fortune.com/2016/10/21/takata-air-bag-deaths/
Here's 11+ in the past few years.

kissing the nape of a 16 year old's back in 8 hours or so

thoughts?

>>73374299
*GEFFALLTS*

>>73374299
*gefallts that tweet*

>>73374294
*nods head in agreement*

>>73374323
are they male or female?

if male, bit gay

>>73374323
Legal. bit noncy, but legal nonetheless.

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>>73374310
>he thinks people believe this

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>>73374286
last one was more than usual, bonus

>>73374323
you want my thoughts? oh, haha, no way, not today. I'll just air them with the relevant authorities thanks

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>>73374326
>>73374332

>>73374364
Aren't you the guy who can't afford to live in London?

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gf still not back from Ghana

Had 4 beers and almost an entire bottle of vodka to myself last night and I am very fragile right now

Entire day wasted

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What the HECK did he mean by this

>>73374394
Not me, I do live in London.

>>73374312
wow, so like 1-3 deaths per year? holy shit, airbags are dangerous!!!

braindead redneck.

>>73374364
whack that in an index fund lad

White people really be expectin you to move out the way. Don't even consider movin around YOU til you stay put and look at they ass like

>>73374362
Why not? It's not that outlandish to have a gf these days

>>73374416
scared senpai, P/E ratios indicate a correction is due soon

Want to pour it all in after the crash tbqh

>>73374404
>pogba can't score against a ten man sunderland
what's his purpose within the team?

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fucking shithouse

the gf started jumping around the room naked doing acrobatics and making exaggerated moans because she knows I worry about the housemates and noise hahaha then we giggled in eachothers arms and had sex again and later she answered the phone to her bf while im literally 6 inches deep haha so naughty xx

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>>73374113

>>73374449
still rate him

White people really know how to fulfill the stereotype of having no rhythm

They always look like their body is at war with itself

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>>73374404
poobag has/will invented/invent a time machine and together they have/will go back in time to dab hitler

>>73374464
>your gf has a bf

C U C K E D

>>73374449
Dele Alli has more goals this season than pogba mikky martial and rashford combined

>>73374445
took the words right out of my mouth

>>73374464
sounds like an absolute sket

>>73374467
would pay good money to see that nigger fucking that midget mong hard

Was lying in bed in my underwear with the gf and her sister came in and started cuddling her next to me in bed

Got a bit aroused ngl, had to pull the duvet over my crotch

>>73374474
as top dabber of course

>>73374367
good post

reckon i've given a few of your posts the ol 'good post' treatment

good stuff

>>73374499
Nately's whore kid sister

>>73374486
naah bruv you ain't never seen me skanking in a rave

got this from lidl

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>>73374414
+ unspecified injuries

>"braindead redneck."
pffffffftttt you're no prize sweetheart
stay pissy

>>73374488
i am the cuckER not the cuckEE

>>73374497
don't know what that word means but i disagree completely don't reply to this again or you're banned protip give up

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>>73374464
>the gf
>her bf

>>73374558
>having sex with a girl who you know is having sex with another man
>not the cuckee

hmm

>>73374467
dafuq is that andrew lincoln?

>>73374467
grim little weasel

>>73374449
to dab

he trod on the ball and fell over during that game lmao

Sisters wearing very revealing clothes again lads

>>73374558
it means she's a grotty turboslag I would not touch the whore with a bargepole Tbh

Have sex with this girl sometimes but she also sleeps with other men, what absolute cucks hahaha

>>73374534
so compared to the 35000 deaths by car accidents per year, you think 1-3 deaths is significant?

>>73374594
>I've literally never had a casual relationship and one night stand

haha yup lad you're definitely a figure of authority around here *walks away with haste*

mad, google maps even takes into account train line closures

>>73374534
You are pretty stupid tho

"Just don't crash"

"Airbags are irrelevant"

Heard ford are using these to market the mustang

>>73374632
Pics

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>"He wouldn't get in my mustang, he said somebody could drive into it and we could die. Then he got in his Fiat 500 and drove home."

>Bournemouth 1 - 3 FT Chelsea

huh made me think

hard times like YAH

>>73374632
pics NOW

>>73374671
>these were the final words of Stacey Staceman, a bright college girl killed on her way home, when her Mustang vehicle failed to deploy any airbags

pasty vitamin d deficient isle monkeys w unbalanced hormones who are jealous about not having a cute gf should pitch a tent elsewhere and stay there tbf

>>73374671
aaaand cleetus is all out of arguments
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mustangs+leaving+car+show+crash

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>>73374659
Good, fuck ford.

Also
http://www.autoblog.com/buy/2017-Ford-Mustang/safety-ratings/

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time to roll a spliff

Not sure what it would be like to have an attractive sister

I'd probably be one of those weirdos sniffing her knickers

Would like to volunteer my bollocks to safety test all new airbags

Reckon I could fuck my mum she always walks around the house in her knickers and bra after a shower and taught me how to wank

>>73374641
aren't you afraid of catching an std, these skanks tend to have those

Muscle cars are ugly as shit desu

>>73374746
ANGLO'D

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>>73374793

>>73374793
got a semi and growing

>>73374736
>>73374744

Here ya go senpai >>73374745
Is le scary deathcar safe enough for you now?

>>73374299
whats a black space?

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>>73374774
>>73374793

>>73374830
not a mustang is it

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>cletus

>>73374745
>>73374830

http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/car-technology/videos/a32405/the-ford-mustang-isnt-safe-enough-for-euroncap/

literal mong

>>73374806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKZAVEee74

Bae is sleep while I'm up being loyal

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

>>73374793
>taught me how to wank

How old were you.

lads don't you know that airbags are a jewish scam? it's actually way safer to have no safety features whatsoever

>>73374897
10

>>73374896
PARK LIFE

>>73374774
Would kill for a qt stepsister tbqhwyl

>>73374904
(((airbags)))

>ywn be in New York/London on the day that the end of WW2 was announced

bet it would have been mental, could have necked so many tarts