/brit/

taxation is theft

>>73371106
prove it

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anime

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Ayy cunny, let's get mental

>>73371085
fairs I got an GES placement this summer and will likely go for fast stream when I leave uni

meat is murder

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*insists that the Zutons version of Valerie is better than the Amy Winehouse version*


(it is by the way)

>voddy
entry level pleb shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9F8t39Az4

really glad school days are over for me, what a shit time

> franz ferdinand, libertines, razorlight, pigeon detectives, etc
thank FUCK all of those bands from that time are gone, hated each and every one of them and took me a while to realise I only listened to them because everyone else did

>>73371055
a mix of simon neil and will
had a friend who's almost exactly like jay though

*puts on camo make up*

*carries crate of Carling*

*proudly carries V-Fest tickets around neck*

alri boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszAVSx4Wwo

>>73371141
more like the whotons

>>73371156
GOOD post

roommate shat on my pillow

>post fluttering British flag with the sunny sky on snapchat
>triggered libs and muslims message me sarcastically asking if I'm at an EDL rally.
I hate this lads.

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can't believe i was in the papers!!! mad eh lads

>>73371044
Me standing awkwardly in the corner just out of shot staring at my phone before phones had anything to stare at.

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*fingers the bird you've been talking to for the past 9 months upstairs*

aha, nothin personnel mate

*gets a B on GCSE Art final piece*

*whacks on my lyle and scott jumper with no top underneath it*
*laces up my red vans authentics*
*gels the back bits of my hair up, leaving a fringe at the front*

ready to go boys

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Got nowt to do

I'm home in central London alone

Might just go to the gym

Or might sit in the so-called "garden" and read my book

I hate people with autism/aspergers so much lads.

>>73371185
>it's his fault those women decided to not get an abortion
woah

Social Success ranking:

>1. Autismos with ambition
extremely hard work and autistic vision means they don't let their dreams be dreams, they can leave a legacy behind and be respected and admired for decades to come
notable examples: Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Stanley Kubrick, Adolf Hitler

>2. Normies with ambition
charismatic sociable people who know what they want in life and can put in the hard work to get it, they're very good people persons, can talk themselves effortlessly into success or into the right circles, and they have real talents, but ultimately they don't leave much of a real legacy behind because of their lack of real vision.
notable examples: Madonna, Donald Trump, Johnny Depp, David Beckham

>3. Normies without ambition
Your average runt who's charismatic, attractive, talented, but has no ambition to go further than clubbing, seshing, partying, fucking and drinking. Their ambitions are stuff like getting nice cars or a house, or getting an attractive spouse. Druggies and hippies who love to be enlightened also come into this category, as they like the idea of being intellectuals but put no effort into actually learning about anything. But overall, they have a large group of friends, can get jobs easily, have families.
notable examples: Deano, Chad, Stacey, Runts and Normies, most of the LADS from school

>4. Autismos without ambition
pathetic depressed creatures who live with their parents, spend hours upon hours online or playing games, have no ambition to improve themselves, are content yet miserable living in their current state. rarely if ever get any romantic life, have few if any close friends. their family thinks they're a failure. very bitter people who kill themselves more often than not. spotted easily on 4chan, but mostly on /r9k/ and /pol/
notable examples: robots, virgins, betas, cucks, (You)

>>73371182
it was sarcasm you fucking idiot.

*wants to go*

>>73371185
jesus, the one in the bottom right is 19?

>>73371175
if Amy Winehouse is so good then why is she dead?

>>73371182

poof

I was Chris from skins, depressed, drug addict, dead parents, poor, dropped out of school, will almost certainly die of an overdose as I've survived 6 already, dying inside and lonely even though I'm surrounded by loads of people

Who were you from skins and why

>>73371227
neck yourself

>>73371233
read all of this and loved it, keep up the good posts mate
might even read it again

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>>73371055
,

>>73371233
did not read a single fucking word

>>73371214
comfy

>>73371164
>>73371205
>>73371210
fantastic posts

Just broke a new (You) record lads, half of them were fedora posts but just because they're easy to manipulate won't take it away

>>73371246
19 going on 49

>>73371250
Cringey post. Fuck off to /r9k/, you utter melt.

>>73371210
LYLE AND SCOTT

BUT ARE YOU GONNA BANG DOE

HIT MALIA

BUT ARE YOU GONNA BANG DOE

>>73371156
Franz Ferdinand and the Libertines were actually pretty dece but you're right about the rest. I'd add Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs and Maximo Park to the shit list too.

Getting tired of my cars

Might buy another and take the s13 off the street for a while

Anybody care to do some browsing with me? Looking for something with character, lets say $20k or less.
https://richmond.craigslist.org/search/cta

>>73371233

not a fucking pixel

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Had a dream about the 'Sheed gf I could have gotten in college. 5 year on and I'm still a kv.

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>>73371055

>>73371250
freddie haha

more like tony now desu, arrogant, smarmy, fairly charismatic and good at pretending im smart

>>73371249
>>73371240
alri abdul-rahmin

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I need a woman in my life

>>73371252
Fuck off autistic subhuman.

>>73371250
chris didn't die of an overdose he had a genetic condition

>>73371250
not enough of a normie to have been anyone on that show

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>>73371185

>met at a bus stop
>met on the bus
>met at the bus stop

the absolute STATE of bus wankers

>>73371185

>benefit fraud costs 2 billion
>tax evasion costs 25 billion

Ahhh yess the poor are the true enemy of society, really gets my noggin joggin

all 00s music was complete shit
inb4 some normoid runt decides to link me his favorite "jam" from college, nobody cares mate

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I was Mr Gilbert

6'8 and built like a brick shithouse

>he listened to Indie

melt status

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxq-wCf5G8o

>>73371233
i'm unironically a normie without ambition

>>73371164
laughed at this post

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>all 00s music was complete shit
>inb4 some normoid runt decides to link me his favorite "jam" from college, nobody cares mate

>>73371233
me at 4 haha

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>>73371185
>>73371358

>try to avoid finding out F1 results until it's on channel 4
>on in four minutes
>check outlook
>log out
>F1 winner on front page of MSN

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>73371233
>pathetic depressed creatures who live with their parents, spend hours upon hours online or playing games, have no ambition to improve themselves, are content yet miserable living in their current state. rarely if ever get any romantic life, have few if any close friends. their family thinks they're a failure. very bitter people who kill themselves more often than not. spotted easily on 4chan, but mostly on /r9k/ and /pol/
>notable examples: robots, virgins, betas, cucks, (You)
haha
hahahhahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha

me

I've started cutting my own hair lads and stopped using shampoo. Difference is amazing, don't believe the lies marketing companies have told you

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which one were you lads?

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>>73371233
me at the bottom

>>73371400
Hamilton beats Vettel

boring race by all accounts

>>73371368

CHOOOON

>>73371126
Also seems suitably mind-numbing, good on ya for living the /brit/ way. My prediction is that by the age of 35 you'll be living alone in a small apartment in the city eating microwave meals every night, and that is exactly how a /brit/ man should live

>>73371418
pics

>>73371433
found a 19 year old.

>>73371400
>anything but HWL
>ever

>>73371418
still can't believe that there's people who pay other people to cut their hair. Welcome to patricianhood, lad.

Tfw when normie with schizophrenia and get paid 750 a month from the government without needing to work a day in my life

Life is good

>>73371433
Jake

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>>73371418

>>73371363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
absolute BANGER

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phresh phade

>>73371418
bet you look like a right freak with a shaved head

anyone remember nelly nut on cbbc

>>73371460
You do have a very severe mental illness though tbf la

>>73371493
this is what i imagine 190kg looks like.

>>73371493
screaming

ah yes the barber shop shills are out in full force today

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me on the right

>>73371454
22 lad x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

business idea: fire 99% of DWP staff and just give benefits to the unemployed that need it no questions asked

>>73371531
who's got my maroon 5 cd?

>>73371444

I fucking hope not
They say the pay is about average and there's a lot of room for progression and a lot of variety of work, unfortunately I don't know if a few years in the civil service harm you when you then want to leave

that's a few years off yet tho not even graduated yet

just want to be neurotypical

>egypt bombings
>lots killed
>no one cares
>brit car crash bomb thing
>few killed
>everyone cars

why

>>73371531
*hands over maroon 5 CD*
p-please dont hurt me

Think this is shaping up to be a classic /brit/ thread boys

>>73371309
Buy this
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/6071012529.html

>>73371511
True but I don't let it bring me down it brings me some banteress thoughts, I literally barricaded myself in my room, hammers and nails and all for a few months cause I thought my family were cannibals kek

>>73371454
what's wrong with being 19

>>73371538
wasnt funny

>>73371568
a single british life is unironically worth more than a gorillion irish

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howlin

>>73371455
I don't know what that is.

>>73371479
>>73371493

Be Careful Who You Call Ugly In Middle School

Like and Share

>>73371609
I hate pakis so fucking much

>>73371568
talking about egypt and other middle eastern shit holes tho

although you aren't far off 2bh

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Two blokes have been doing work on this tree on my road all weekend but I have no idea what they've actually done. They've not chopped it down or chopped any branches off or put up a treehouse or something. They're just up there with loads of blue rope shouting at each other.

>>73371568
lefties dont care about persecuted minorities in the middle east because they refuse to believe it happens

>>73371609
top lads

>>73371538
pretty annoying int it

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>>73371638

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For me, it's MSN messenger

>>73371608
>>73371648

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just got back from my Butlins Redcoat assessment day lads

the wilderness survival weekend was tough, two of my squad didn't make it. The hounds recovered some scraps of their uniforms but the bodies are yet to be recovered. I think the assessment centre went well, the hostage negotiation section was tough, and I unfortunately lost my hostage, a 5 year old girl by the name of Francine, but one of the drill sergeants I'm friendly with said that they always failed people even if they didn't deserve it, and the girl was only an orphan anyway, said it built character. Thankfully the malnourished means that I've forgotten her screams pretty quickly, I guess this is part of the mental training that all redcoats have to be put through

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>>73371676
>have a note for 1

>>73371589
Mad fucker. I'm pretty scared of getting the old 'phrenia myself desu, how did it come about? Did you smoke weed?

>>73371568
It's almost as if the people of Britain are more interested in things that happen in Britain than they are about things that happen in far-off and culturally dissimilar places

>>73371680
<nudges>

Business idea: radical centrist revolution in the UK
purge everyone who isn't a sound minded centrist

>talking about politics again

please fucking do one sick to the teeth if you want that watch the news does my nut in

>>73371694
Can see you spent some time on this but it wasn't that funny. I'll give you a (You) for effort though.

>>73371709
this 2bh

you car more if your neighbour dies than some guy 50 miles away

>why does the westen media only care about western countries

hmmmmmmmmmm wonder why

>>73371578
I'm sure it's quick but those are everywhere here.

What about an older one?
https://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/6080302123.html

>>73371609
hooting

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>people unironically pay deanos to cut their hair and have awkward convo
HAHHAHAHHAGGAGAGGA

>>73371680
the only socialising i did :')
once the final school year was finished it was like the entire year agreed to never use it again

>>73371531
https://www.instagram.com/sophborja/

>this is what Roxy is up to these days

tragic

I am OFF the Fart Train

Kassbian - Club Foot

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*talks about politics*

business idea: support an anarcho-capitalist faction in the Syrian Civil War

>>73371771
what's the female equivalent of deano

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>>73371642
why

night lads haha

>>73371796
deanette

"This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States)... this worldwide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilisation and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the 19th century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire."

Who said it lads?

>>73371704
I suspect it's because my dad used to dose me with heroin when I was younger to calm me down. Don't smoke weed anymore but I used to smoke 4gs a day and had a bad acid habit but this was when I was already experiencing some delusions. When I take acid I don't hallucinate

https://youtu.be/KS1lYTYqyiE?t=234
early cbbc channel was the best, so much dumb shit to fill the airtime

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*blocks your path*

>not having a camp gay barber
What's the point, he's not going to make you look good if he doesn't fancy you is he?

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>>73371638

>>73371756
I pay immigrants who can't speak a lick of english

>>73371796
becca

*cupcakes you*

>>73371807
>sikh
>infidels

hmmm something doesn't quite add up

Business idea: hand Scotland a £50bn+ divorce bill to pay for the EU divorce bill

>>73371823
Churchill

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>>73371857

business idea: pan handling

>>73371756
the gf cuts mine

just circumcised the cat

>>73371824
lmao, mental

literally hahaaha

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>>73371888
>letting an unqualified women anywhere near your hair

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>cutting your own hair
the perfect storm of autism and poverty

>>73371748
Neat. We don't have the number of V8 RWD cars you have. Anything that does 0-60 in less than 8 seconds is considered fast.

business idea: just don't let Scotland have independence referendums or leave, literally nobody on earth world care and most jfs don't even properly understand how they're different from Englishmen

Wish it was socially accepted to fuck your sister, honestly the hottest woman I've saw

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*picks ur sis up in this*

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>>73371941

>>73371938
fine by me, I would even scrap the scottish parliament, waste of fucking money

Hi, chaps. Anyone here from the Surrey area and fancy going to an All Stars Grime gig next weekend? A friend dropped out and we have a ticket going spare. It'll be wicked, don't miss out!

wish i could get my hair cut without feeling like their mocking me in their heads

>>>/pol/120281848

erm lads

>>73371941
>northeners

>>73371969
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

>>73371969
>Anyone here from the Surrey area
not me

>>73371952
>Called a pick up truck
>Very unlikely to help you pick up girls

imagine having to be PM during WW2

just fucking mental, like I wouldn't even know where to begin

>>73371941
Greater London

>>73371969
I'm in kent

>>73371960
Bender

>>73371932
v8 RWD was kind of the standard platform for most cars and trucks here until the oil crisis back in the day, and even after that we never stopped making them.

>>73371994
ACTUALLY...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgorzelany/2014/01/27/women-say-theyre-most-attracted-to-guys-driving-pickups/#69b6f2057a13

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>>73371985

get off vent or ill have you bent

why would you pay somebody to do a relatively easy task that it would take you very little effort to do yourself

when do you reckon was the last time your grandparents had sex

>>73372002
Oh rad. I once went to Dover.

>>73371985
funny bomb threats are this easy nowadays

>>73372030
are you from /v/ lad

>>73372024
>Yank women
Naw

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Skoda Fabia 1.2L as first car yes/no?

>>73371756
For my last haircut I saw a place was advertising a £4.99 trim, so went there. Ended up getting my hair cut in about 10 minutes by a scrawny chav covered in tattoos who was telling me about how he'd gone out the night before, taken too many pills, and thrown up all over his bedroom floor that morning. Don't really mind though, all I wanted was an unpretentious short back and sides, and he delivered that fine.

>>73371985
hope mourinho is a casualty

need a tara gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuR25RIZFk

>>73372076
yeah

Reckon I'm going to start dressing like a rural yank/Canadian desu, plaid check shirt, regular jeans, boots. Opinions?

>>73372042
Unless you're just shaving it off then it will look awful, especially at the back.

>>73372076
perfect runtmobile

>>73372063
what did you think

need a car but i cant be arsed buying anything decent or expensive

might just buy a 30 year old merc and pretend im a car enthusiast

>>73372024
>yank girls

you'd look like a spanner driving that over here

did those holly willoughby leaks ever get released?

wish I had a pickup truck desu

>>73372108
grotesque

>>73372113
whats your budget

uk cars are really cheap and high spec

>>73372112
Super cool place. Thoroughly enjoyed the chalky white cliffside.

*goes up to your 12 year old self*
hey do you think the p.e. teacher is fit?

>>73371250
Runt

Hey mate can I steal one of your beers?

*you notice I'm already holding one of your beers*

Thanks la

*walks back to the lads who all have your beers*

>>73372151
what, Mr Briggs?

fuck off you bent cunt

>>73372099
great look especially over here because not many people do that
you can't be ugly as sin though and it needs to fit you

>he doesn't have a driver license

>moyes

vs

>mouyes

>>73372024
The figures in the article show the headline is wrong. Women prefer a man who doesn't drive a pick-up truck.

>>73372151
all my PE teachers were male so haha bit gay *puts you in a choke hold*

Legalise mandy NOW

>>73372179
>driver license

FOY

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>>73372133
braaap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E

miss her x

>>73372149
yea way too many lorries and traffic though

>>73372214
I don't believe

>>73371919
actually she's a hairdresser

>>73372214
link to more?

>>73372113
Second gen MX5/early 00s Impreza STI

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>>73372175
>mfw PE teacher called Mr Briggs

I'm 30 and have literally never been to a barber/hairdresser

>>73372219
forget her mate she werent worth it saw her kissin ryan stevens at the skool disco 2 xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM502j2IITM

threads are great when a certain Bundesflagge und Handelsflagge isn't here

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>>73372070
>they're not gassy from their bean breakfast and they weren't exclusively born with busted faces so it doesn't count

>>73372116
I'm not over there so no worries. We do diesels better anyway. The trick is to exceed 4 cylinders and not be too poor for large amounts of forced induction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2iid0SLH0

>>73372219

only found out she was a pornstar recently

>tfw physics teacher called me hawking
do you think its rather an insult?

ever paid for porn?

When is the new Star Wars trailer being released?

>>73372276
he knows he has to disappear for a while because his "Drumpf collaboration with Putin" narrative just got shattered.

>>73372301
no

had a female PE teacher
she always let me and the other nerds play ping pong

>>73372273
Unironically had this as my MySpace status for a while

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riddle me this lads

why did MSM push the photo of the dead syrian baby so hard but not ONE single media outlet has published this picture?

>>73372301
Paid for a phone sex chat line once

>>73372318
>ping pong
FOY

>>73372113
Buy a Civic.

>>73371694

thought this was alri. giggled

>>73372345
1 rouble has been deposited into your account

>>73372345
that looks like it hurt

>>73372299
no

>>73372345
there's absolutely no proof that man is dead

>>73372345
that one's a bit more morbid the kid looked like he was asleep

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>tfw remembering seeing my crush on a lipsing ting with Chris at end of year disco and they were on it for a good hour

>>73372345
I agree that there's probably ideological reasons, but you won't get a photo of a dismembered body being widely publicised in the media, it would be too upsetting for most people. The Syrian lad was dead, but at least his body was in tact.

>>73372345
why do you think

>>73372299
depends on the context

got poor results in my biology GCSE because the teacher got pregnant then the replacement teacher got pregnant then the replacement replacement teacher got pregnant then the male teacher that eventually took our class had to try and cram the whole year of learning into 2 months or so.

i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>73372391

>>73372391
>losing out to a man called Chris

pmsl

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>>73372345
here's what he looked like before in case anybody's interested

>>73372413
was hoping that the story would end with the male teacher becoming pregnant

>>73372391
she deserved better than you and you know it

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Any of your family involved in Dunkirk lads?

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>>73372278
>yank cars

lol

>>73372345
Sides: gone

>>73372413
>female teachers after the age of 11
Ah yes, state schools

>>73372405
liberals need to see this picture because this is the reality that they keep purposefully ignoring

if it was up to the muslims they are so keen to protect they would all end up like the kid in that picture

how is VR porn any different to POV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-SCFlUfns

REEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeee

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Southend

>it's the same fucking repeated point about liberals/muslims/trump etc. etc. on every board

please FUCK OFF and do one VERY boring now we already know ffs

might just go back to bed honestly

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What did they mean by this?

Spotted at the side of my local paki shop

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President Toilet Bog Fart

1. POVD
2. Tushy
3. Vixen

Favourite morrissey tune lads?

Everyday is like Sunday here

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>>73372533
but i don't have freedom from anxiety

>>73372345
Was going to banter about grown British "men" driving fiat puntos but now I'm reveling in the fact that we're still bombing the pakis on a regular basis.

>>73372469
So don't crash, pussy. It's a muscle car, bubbleboi, it wasn't meant to keep you safe.

>>73372561
Morrissey is a fucking cunt

Does anything in life give you pleasure?

the best bands/artists are:
1. Talking Heads
2. The Smiths
3. Primus
4. Death Grips
5. David Bowie

Business idea: Make the London Underground free for all London residents.

>>73372584
anime

>>73372561
national front disco

>>73372561
my friend will EVER you guess where the music video was filmed?

I'll give you some clues >>73372500
>>73372463

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>Primus

somebody told me

you had a boyfriend

who looked like a girlfriend

>>73372345
>dead baby lying peacefully on the beach
>man ripped in half with blood and body bits strewn across the road

wonder why

>>73372597
for all zone 1 residents

>>73372584
crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentation of their women always cheers me up desu

>>73372633
really?
out of all of the options on that list you choose primus?

>>73372587
who the fuck is primus

>>73371233
unironically heading towards Autismo with Ambition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey5GItze-BY

>>73372638
peaceful can apply to any dead body

>>73372587
primus suck

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>really?
>out of all of the options on that list you choose primus?

>>73372652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>73372638
they are supposed to print the truth

this is the truth

If even one single newspaper printed this on the front cover think it would start the rebellion against islamification of the UK in one afternoon

ah yes the newspapers are supposed to publish gory photos of terrorist attacks, otherwise they are Islamic collaborators

Just had a cracking poo.

>>73372621

Brum? It's depressing af there

>>73372584
Sleeping.

>>73372648
Fine by me desu, Zone 1 masterrace here

>>73372566
>Just don't crash

Its badly made deal with it

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>>73372563
There's more
No idea what they're trying to say

>>73372740
Southend you spanner

>>73372691
Why do Americans dress so poorly?

sick of you politics people

become an mp or fuck off, sick of your nonsense

cant even watch the fucking masters without you cunts telling me it helps al-sandhut somewhat

putting my socks on

>>73372710
>The main stream media are supposed to print the truth
Oh you naive little child

>>73372767
seems like anti jewish statements 2bh

Have taken to putting my phone into flight mode when the gf calls me rather than simply say I can't be arsed to listen to her natter on for an hour haha

>>73372767
Never heard of socialism?

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>>73372782
because they're all manchildren

>>73372807
dodging them skype calls like there punches family

>>73372684
yea im sure being ripped in half was very peaceful

>>73372710
are you saying they lied about the attack?

hunger games

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>He pays attention to politics

Ah yes very "enlightened"

Why isn't there a course at uni to become an MP?

>>73372782
america is a different climate to the uk?

>>73372873
>>73372873
>>73372873

>>73372868
fuck off druggy

>>73372882
politics is a spook

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thoughts?

>>73372841
Kid on the right probably likes his minecraft.

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>>73372868
>>He pays attention to politics
>
>Ah yes very "enlightened"

>>73372841

Capitalism in one picture

>>73372930
>>>/facebook/

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>>73372766
You "deal with it"

It's not badly made, it just wasn't subject to nanny state safety absurdities because it's not a tiny feminine little eurobox. It's a car for people that understand the risks and want to go fast anyway. It's a car for people that aren't ashamed of their masculinity.

>>73372857
>yea im sure being ripped in half was very peaceful
ok the act of dying was not peaceful in either case. and your description was "lying peacefully" rather than "having drowned peacefully"

>>73372997
It's also a car for people who never want to use the brakes, or turn apparently

You can buy better, faster cars that aren't utter shit