>he drinks cider

File: saatana.jpg (80KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1280x720px

>>73367646
>he drinks semen

>>73367697
>See flag
>it drinks cider

G-girl, please be my future wife.

t.very fugly but tall swede

File: 1490995077181.jpg (95KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1280x720px

>>73367697
>he doesnt drink semen

File: 06510561.jpg (241KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 633x758px

>tfw once drank a 24-pack of cider

My hang over shit smelled like apple pie

>>73367697
Why are finnish bois so gay?

File: 11041-8265154979-f52b39ca3f-o.jpg (372KB, 882x588px) Image search: [Google]

372KB, 882x588px

>>73367646
>he doesn't enjoy the state drink of New Hampshire
Live a little, bud

>>73367745
Why the fuck would you drink cider to get drunk

i drink semen and cider

File: Sad_Face_Emoji[1].png (87KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 640x640px

>>73367745
>goon hangover shits

Cider is a light summer drink to eat with a light summer lunch, only a savage or miscreant would drink an ale on a sunny day.

>>73367646
Whats with anglons and drinking foamless, stale, lukewarm beer in pubs?

File: 1392920109281.jpg (61KB, 535x574px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 535x574px

>there are cider drinking girls here
>none of them wants to be mine

pls...

>>73367745
>drinking 8 liters of cider to get drunk

lets call that dedication rather than rampant alcoholism

>>73367814

I did it for the experience.

>>73367745
Apple pie compliments cider perfectly.

>>73367857
LITTLE

>>73367945
AUSTRALIAN

>>73368032
PENISES

File: 92872e50-5fde-11e6-ab80-09b1fd0de814-1470997906.jpg (35KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 800x450px

Ploughmans and cider please mate

>>73367646
It's delicious, retard.

>>73368087

Phwoar mate

>wurzels and a good scrumpy on a sunny English day

Can't wait lad

Nothing wrong with this

>drinking

>>73368335
fag

>>73368428
no just straight edge

>>73368480
How do you drown the sorrow of the fact that you were born in Portugal?

File: 1491379286173.jpg (27KB, 229x377px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 229x377px

>>73367646
>He drinks alcohol

>>73368480
>straight edge
>not a fag
You can't be both; you're going to have to pick one.

sippin' cider? i 'ardly know 'er!

:DDDDDDDD

>>73368513
>sorrow
lol?

File: Gfk-purchasing-power_-Europe-2014.png (1MB, 1165x1490px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1165x1490px

>>73368685

>>73368925
I do fine with what I have

>>73368925
Can confirm portugal is a total shithole. Beautiful country, but the cities are 2 steps away from brazilian favelas.

File: cider clearing.jpg (209KB, 750x861px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 750x861px

>he doesn't make his own cider

Got two batches a-brewin'.

>>73369037
I stayed there once in a Airbnb place and I didn't get a wink of sleep due to fucking stray dogs apparantly trying to kill each other outside our window.

>>73369297
Oh Canada; how can anybody stay mad at you? You just never stop being adorable.

File: image:9543.gif (711KB, 245x375px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 245x375px

>>73369297
>he actually make his own cider

File: 47405193.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

>>73369396
>he doesn't make his own maple syrup

>>73369312
Yeah i went there with my girlfriend and we hit a stray dog with our car. We were in the middle of nowhere and there is really no number you can call. Had to end its suffering with a rock :(

>>73367866
who in the world would want swedish cuck?

File: dutch.jpg (36KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 400x400px

>>73369648
hey at least you didn't leave it to die

>>73369648
>Had to end its suffering with a rock
Sad about your gf, but still better than suffering with you. How's the dog doing?

File: Ploughmans_lunch.jpg (190KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 1024x768px

>>73368087
your ploughmans is way too hipster.

i'll fix it.

Tbqh drinking anything with less than 20% alcohol content is for numales and women

File: 2014-Roundup-10-of-16.jpg (138KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 2000x2000px

>>73369762
No one owns a mug or plate like that

I'd say mine is less hipster

It's from The Apple which is a cider boat in Bristol

>Few cheeseels, apple, bread, butter, ham, chutney and cider

File: Alien.jpg (221KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1600x1200px

>>73369896
>I'd say mine is less hipster
>you can only purchase it on a boat

File: bristol-music-festival_O.png (312KB, 497x276px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 497x276px

>>73369896
>Bristol
It's fun when someone mentions your tiny town's name, even if they're referring to the much larger place after which your town is named.

>>73369896
>No one owns a mug or plate like that
My nan probably does.

File: wine feb 8 2016.jpg (158KB, 705x1000px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 705x1000px

>>73369395
I'm also planning to make some beer (I believe you folks down under call them "fosters") next month.

>>73369396
>not making your own:
>wine
>beer
>cider
>mead

File: 1470914715492.png (110KB, 221x223px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 221x223px

>>73369715

File: AnimeStagbeetle.png (307KB, 600x530px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 600x530px

>drinking cider when you could be drinking gin.

this is how to spot poor people.

File: Screenshot_2017-03-20-20-51-44.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>73370188
>that flag
>not making your own syrup

File: never happened shit.jpg (31KB, 488x351px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 488x351px

>>73370188
Memes aside I did actually see some fosters in the cool room at a bottle shop... Once... Never met anybody who actually drinks it though.

File: 1491477110130.jpg (99KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1280x720px

>>73367697
Shut up!

File: quebec global empire.png (449KB, 681x733px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 681x733px

>>73370291
I would if I had a yard with maple trees.

>>73370295
Back in the 90s we used to have TV ads for Fosters. Not sure if they use the same slogan there, but I remember they always said, "Fosters, it's Australian for beer."

>>73370427
Yeah some shit with Paul Hogan, right?
I'm not sure if we had them here; I think it may have been more an ad campaign for foreign countries. That said I was only a wee lad in the 90s, so the only media I really remember from that time in my life is cartoons and videogames.

>>73369297
"Son of chinese immigrants dies from methanol intoxication due to what appeared to be home made booze. Mother Ling Xiao found her son Kevin's corpse in his basement room after he didnt show to the dinner table for 2 consecutive days. Investigators think he may have been radicalized on a German dark net forum."

>>73367646
if faggots drink homo-cider, and pig callers drink sui-cider, then who drinks geno-cider?

File: Screenshot_2016-11-05-10-27-19.png (4MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1920x1080px

>>73370427
>if I had a yard with maple trees
>if
How do you go on, you brave soul?

>>73370595
>Yeah some shit with Paul Hogan, right?
The early ones were, I think from the late 80s, but later on they had different commercials. I just noticed they still use the same slogan here, although I don't recall actually seeing Fosters at my local beer or liquor stores.

>>73371260
I need more room for tomatoes and peppers.

>>73367646
del this