/brit/ edition
Ahh yes, very good.
autistic edition
>beans make you fart
Never got this meme. I eat the equivalent of up to 6 cans a week (but lots of varities i.e. pinto/adzuki/kidney/flageolet/soy...rarely an actual tin of baked beans) and don't fart more than normal.
anime
taxation is theft
property is theft
heinz beans are trash
anime is theft
>>73369323
>trash
FUCK OFF YANK
My life a complete fucking meme and I want to die
>it's an explaining to my new gf my past history of substance abuse episode
if you don't like a well-groomed bush on a girl you're a nonce
babestation is theft
yanks? no thanks
How do you feel about the Irish?
don't think i've ever been as elated with pure raw joyful emotion as i was staying up to the wee hours of the morning on the 24th of June as the EU referendum results came through
stealing things is theft
business idea: a massive underground road system
>>73369304
as a poster from japan
i shall give a (You)
>>73369351
well go on then....what is it?
>>73369348
>tfw he's smashed more cute white girls than you've even talked to
>>73369351
>substance abuse
like what
>>73369386
business idea: build a city and road system underneath the current city
substance abuse is theft
>>73369402
Beans
might have to abuse some substances
literally no excuse for drinking lager in 2017 when so many other alcoholic options are available, ones that actually taste good
it's not the fucking middle ages
fucking love crab lads, so delicious
>>73369390
what an honour
>why yes I do abuse substances
>>73369400
get used to it whiteboi lmao
heinz beans are theft
can't open anymore pictures because I'm close to my data limit.
Text only posts from now on lads please x
>>73369352
May or may not subscribe to a variety of bush related adult material. Truly the grown man's grooming preference, children wouldn't understand.
inflation is theft
lager is theft
feel myself becoming more left wing but i cannot stand this 'wah wah white people' or hand wringing yank leftism
anybody got any reading recommendations?
For me, it's Wayne Bridge
>>73369400
don't think so
cots
russia is fucking depressing
>>73369402
he used to drink 3 red bulls a day
>>73369480
>>73369494
become a libertarian
>>73369532
that's glasgow
>>73369494
FBI crime and demographic statistics in left wing governed localities
>>73369443
People didn't drink lager in the UK until the 70s.
Lager has it's place, and when the sun is beating down the only other beer that's as good is a witbier.
>>73369501
is there anything more american than flying at the speed of sound in a million dollar machine over a desert where people who fuck goats live
Top 5 English power cities rankings:
1. London
2. Birmingham
3. Manchester
4. Leeds
5. Liverpool
Note: this has nothing to do with the livability/ethnicity of above cities
>>73369480
okay
>>73369494
women's rights is theft
was doing coke, acid and pills on a boat party yesterday. the weather was great. lots of scantily clad women. great music. wasn't a deano boat party either.
bought 2 quids worth of speed off a homeless bloke in the park that night too. was funny as fuck.
then i got chatting to this guy who was marketing this new way of smoking fags, using this weird little vape type thing but not actually a vape. heats the tobacco instead of burning so tastes so much nicer and so fucking smooth, so good. phillip morris have dumped billions into it apparently and its just been rolled out in London but he was branching out a bit in my city to gauge local interest. was a really cool device but only good if you smoke ciggies at home. dont wana be faffing with it when im fucked on a night out.
8.5/10 day and night 2bf.
For me, it's eating a pack of Party Rings and drinking Yazoo whilst browsing 4chan wishing I was dead
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>73369494
National socialism.
>>73369494
people whinging about the evil whitey are liberals. browse /leftypol/ my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGyZSXAHD0M
>>73367493
/deutsch/ shouldnt be rated this high
>>73369550
>they're all paying >$40,000 to sit through in that room
>>73369350
would cum inside Mia Kalifa
girls should be assigned to men by the state with the most depressed men getting the best ones
>people whinging about the evil whitey are liberals. browse /leftypol/ my man.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting starts?
I could really use a wish right now
A wish right now
x
runnin... DOWN CORRIDORS THROUGH
AUTOMATIC DOORS
GOT TO GET TO YOU
GOT TO SEE THIS THROOOOUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
In Heathrow Terminal 2 lads
Anyone here up for some primo banter? Bored out me nut
>Hans-Hermann Hoppe
>>73369585
>mixing drugs
don't do this
>browse /leftypol/ my man
>>73369627
t. actual retard who doesn't know what a scholarship is
>>73369483
can't stand it when it's fetishised in porn, it has to be present but not aggrandised
should be the norm anyway
this "man" is not your friend
>>73369624
Yes it should desu, it's /cum/ that needs demoting
>>73369624
it has a lot of posters
>MT
>TM
who am i referring to?
>>73369658
you haven't lived until you've tried candy-flipping as the yanks call it.
>>73369672
majority of both men and women disagree
>>73369677
nothing wrong with /cum/ it's a decent mix up sometimes, I mean there's not many alternative generals for an english speaker anyway
>>73369685
>TM
Team Moose?
>>73369681
Quality>Quantity
>>73369685
margaret thatcher and theresa may
want a womans electric car
>>73369654
might call in a bomb threat aha
enjoy your flight
>In Heathrow Terminal 2 lads
>Anyone here up for some primo banter? Bored out me nut
>>73369724
very nice
>>73369532
its alright
>>73369662
hmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFps_kEmGH4
>men with long hair who wear waistcoats
alri fuck off you poundland francis rossi
>>73369677
No /deutsch/ is pure cancer.
>>73369728
not even joking when I say you should delete that
>>73369730
utterly fantastic post
>>73369730
brilliant post
>>73369356
Honestly underrated post
>>73369654
going back to your home on whore island?
>skins was 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyMi_itzgFs
bloody mental
>>73369714
>nothing wrong with /cum/
yeah no fuck off
>>73369695
majority of both men and women are morons
Lads I'm sitting in a mates house after a night of drinking, woke up 3 hours ago and everyone is sleeping bored out me nut. Should I just swig some of the vodka that's in front of me even though it's not mine m?
>>73369776
>>73369778
>>73369780
stop obectifying posts
>>73369494
i'd recommend Barbarians by Dr. Southern PhD
>>73369791
one of the only shows more reddit than rick and morty
My mother told me today coworkers are terrified of something called "Sharia Law" which she'd never even heard of before moving to the Birmingham
>>73369815
go for it lad
>>73367493
>any english speaking general beyond the lowest tier
swigging vodka that's right in front of you even though it's not yours is theft
>majority of both men and women are morons
>>73369815
In a party, the bottle you bring ceases to be yours.
need normies out of business
>>73369769
might go for a nap
Dare anybody to watch this without getting a little nostalgic and sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu6qnKjUk34
Also, why did you stop talking to your sixth form friends you promised to never stop talking to?
might violate the nap
>>73369654
me in the hat
>>73369902
*pisses on your sheets*
don't think so
>>73369905
have never watched an epsisode of skins or the inbetweeners or other such "classics" ever
*retweets a Trump tweet about Syria from 2013*
fuck drumpf
>>73369905
i never had close friends or sex
>>73369905
take me back
>>73369927
enjoy this desu
>>73369877
>>73369841
I'm surrounded by so much alcohol I've decided I'm going to get shitfaced undercover and then take a smelly runny shite
>select all images with roads
>>73369905
>why did you stop talking to your sixth form friends you promised to never stop talking to?
>>73369624
>>73369677
>>73369714
>>73369768
>>73369843
i compiled the image, and the generals are not ranked by quality, but by thread frequency/popularity.
/brit/ dwarfs every and all other general on /int/, but /cum/, sverigetraden and /deustch/ battle it out evenly for a distant second place.
>>73369662
Yea, I'm sure that whole classroom got a full ride
Dude sitting up front looks like he might make a good linebacker and the nigger might be an exceptional mathematician riding an Affirmative Action deal. lol wtf are you on about? Keep drinking that kool-aid buddy. It'll all pay off someday...
*chuckles*
>>73369905
S-Sure, friends
need to go to home bargains
when did /cum/ even start? 2015?
>on another board
>fedora someone's post ('Link to a swastika mod?')
>people just acted as though I was asking the question and linked it to me
Dazed and confused lads
>>73369925
boner-boy
>>73369985
surely the smallest group is on top in a pyramid scheme
>Hi Anon! We're out tonight, my Mum can give you a lift if you like? Probably the last time we'll all see each other before Uni starts...but we'll meet at Christmas right? Promise we won't stop speaking to each other? :D xxxx
belling the weedman
>>73369995
ummm... who? lol
>>73369905
never watched skins nor do I plan on doing so
>>73370001
>>73370032
never knew any girls
any materialists ITT?
>>73370021
2014, there was /usa/ before it.
>>73370001
here in georgia it is piss easy to go to college for cheap. you only need a 4.0 in high school for tuition to be fully covered
>>73370027
don't know what that means
>>73370050
Brum
>>73370032
CASSIE YOU MUST EAT
>>73369905
All I know about Skins is the poser kids in school who were in an absolutely shite band and thought they were hot shit believed their lives was like an episode from that show.
>>73370028
i justify it in that one thread dominates the culture of the board while plentiful other threads are in the unpopular margins
idk don't take it too seriously
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/3ucp8y/i_was_beat_up_by_left_anarchists_in_greece/
the absolute state of ancaps
>>73370119
shan't
>>73370024
>y-yea we'll meet every christmas and every easter and we'll always text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmq-U21pok&t=1s
The Beeb are on to us lads, the evil scary internet people
>>73370112
>>73370119
>>73369730
Stellar post
business idea: ban 8 months
reminder that the uk government logs all your internet activity including your posts, and computers dont forget things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
threadly posting
>>73370066
Northern Monkey
3 wanks today
2nd was the best
>>73370154
Good post
>>73370171
if I was concerned about my privacy I'd move into a cave with a herd of goats
>>73370119
>Irish flag
shan't
shan't
>/r/Anarcho_Capitalism
shan't
>>73370187
excellent post
>that extra long summer before GCSEs
>underaged drinking on the green with your mates
>mate who looks like his brother using his ID to get beers and cigs
>could get reasonably pissed off of a 6 pack
>no real responsibility
>kissing that bird you've been grafting on at a house party
>watching skins
>listening to Klaxons, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, the Libertines on someone's shit speakers
take me back
TAKE ME BAAAAAAACK
>>73369905
Yeah does make me very nostalgic that. Things were more simple back then. It's nice thinking back to it, but then I realise frim 15-19 I was severely depressed and although I occasionally went out and met girls and had a laugh, I mostly spent all of my time inside gaming, reading and not speaking to anyone.
I didn't go to sixthform or college so I don't know that other feeling.
>>73370076
Here in Virginia it is NOT easy to go to an actual college for cheap if you're white. The competition is pretty tough and nobody that isn't an athlete or minority gets a full ride. Basically you're either going to bury yourself in debt you can't pay or your mother is going back to work.
weedman said
>imagine bruv, I ain't even gonna be about until 7 tonight uno
reeeee
>>73370219
never did any of that
how would roads be built in an ancap society?
>>73370206
Fantastic Mr Fox post
She wants a ___ from brum
Just woken up, that's the last sunny day of the year wasted.
Was even planning on cutting the grass.
chebs
>>73370219
>>listening to Klaxons, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, the Libertines on someone's shit speakers
that sounds pretty subnormie to me
stop lying to us
>>73369995
miss rotund cameron desu
>>73370137
thoroughly enjoyed this image
hate myself and life and would just end it all but I'm too much of a coward
it's a shame that absolute NOBODY listens to the Klaxons, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, and the Libertines today. I'm nostalgiaing so hard :)
been growin facial hair lads gis a rate
>>73370219
Not a single one of these applies to me
>>73370251
Dont need roads for flying cars
however you do need AA guns incase a flying car violates your airspace and so breaks the NAP
>>73370247
Callum Cronin chav
>>73370219
fuck off normoid cunt
>>73370032
I grew up in Bristol so I'd quite often see the girks from Skins out
Unfortunately never shagged this one behind the bins at the back of the post office
>>73370194
why goats, how would you feed them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX2KX0OaofI
TAKE ME BACK
>>73370277
it's 2pm, plenty of time left
going for a shower
>>73370307
stop replying to me
all of those bands are utter trollop to be honest
>>73370248
>>73370304
>>73370308
>>73370312
billy no mates
>>73370302
coming along nicely
>>73370232
that really sucks. I got the presidential scholarship for georgia tech (stamps) and am 100% paid for and more. are you going to school now?
post childhood smashers
want a gf who smells nice
>>73370360
Chav
>>73370372
Toy story was the best ps1 game
>>73370372
>>73370365
nah just not a runt
>>73370219
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>Yeah Anon sorry me and Chris are going Lake District for the weekend....I know it's been ages but I've just been so busy with studying....what about you? Did you find a job in the end? xxxx
>>73370401
>>73370414
alright billy *pats your head*
listen mate do you mind standing over there? some of the girls are creeped out by you, nice one mate ta
*walks back over to my friends and cracks open a tinny*
>he thinks saying billy no mates affects me whatsoever
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>>73370372
a bit spooky for some I will say
>>73370119
>"you're breaking the NAP"
>>73370385
How do you like your chances?
Detroit from the air
(excuse the fingers in the reflection)
>>73370372
imagine being Irish and replying to your own posts
>>73370032
really fancy her
season 1/2 were so comfy but I feel like I prefer season 3/4, the other ones simply aren't worth talking about
>>73370340
Was shrugging off your runty nostalgia posts but this tune does his the spot.
Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o
>fucking 10 years ago
hugged 4 women this year
>>73370302
alri no chin tim
UH UH OH, OH!
PANIC IN AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KTarerxiO4
Imagine having no friends, being a virgin, being ugly and autistic, never going to a party in your life, having acne, not smoking or drinking, being too autistic to even talk to your parents
Honestly would kill myself
>>73370497
why that bit over there so dark
What's your favourite work of Russian literature lads?
>>73370509
yeah there sure will be some takeaways there
>>73370562
MAMMA MIA
>>73370372
>>73370370
Nah, wasn't necessary for my career. I do HVAC at the family business and we also have real estate and graphic design operations going. Planning on climbing the ladder where I'm at and taking over with my cousin, hopefully in our mid 30's.
Originally wanted to work in IT but this pretty much guaranteed me financial stability as long as I'm willing to work for it while I'm young.
>>73370516
remember having this one on my usb-stick mp3 player
>>73370580
WAHEY
>>73370514
>Prefer 3/4
What absolutely horrid taste
>>73369556
good lid
>>73370576
Atlas Shrugged
Need a Bjork gf
Watching new samurai jack innit.
>>73370570
Probably a large body of water (one of the great lakes) you spastic
>>73369383
I did an all nighter with a case of ale and had a right old laugh
>>73370576
The Art of the Deal
>>73370566
me except i have perfect skin
>>73370580
Fuck you for beating me to that. I had a more elaborate joke lined up and everything.
>>73370631
is that guy on the left ok?
>he didn't listen to this at house parties
>he didn't shop at Sainsbury's
>he doesn't rate Jamie Oliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU3VTCmCWjs
>>73370576
Crime and Punishment ngl
>>73370509
Agree that health is not a moral obligation desu, got no problem with people who are fully aware of the consequnces of being fat and choose to do it anyway. It's like smoking, or drinking, or taking drugs, or any other form of potentially damaging behaviour
>>73370632
yea cos I know what the great lakes are
just saw a really bright bit and really dark bit, reminded my of London and anything outside the m25
>>73370570
>>73370632
it's canada looool
>>73370631
J U S T
Frotting with the gf
>>73370671
Used to listen to this at house parties
https://youtu.be/P4MiC67seUY
>>73370661
go on mate post it anyway
>>73370680
bit of a spastic aren't you
CHRIS BEVINGTON BTFO
Literally nothing good in England that cannot be found in Scotland
stop mentioning me in this general you retarded american shitskin
i don't want attention from subhumans
>>73370671
yes to the first
bin yourself with regards to the next two
the best upper-working supermarket is Tesco
question for britons:
was n64 or ps1 more popular with your friends?
was gamecube, xbox or ps2 more popular with your friends?
was wii, xbox 306 or ps3 more popular with your friends?
>>73370631
Ol' Bill! I might hate his wife but I like his style.
>>73370631
her smile and optimism, gone
>>73370734
the London Eye
>>73370727
The moment's gone and I'm too tired to remember it properly. I'm going to bed so I can go to work in the morning and lament my shitty life. Have a good night.
>>73370758
>was n64 or ps1 more popular with your friends?
>was gamecube, xbox or ps2 more popular with your friends?
alri grandpa
>>73370723
the fucking STATE
hate normies and the brainless lives they lead
I'm too intelligent to be happy
Tired of just shagging birds every weekend lad, feel like a relationship desu
>retarded amerimonkey has been mentioning me in this general for months
what a fucking no life troglodyte
>>73370758
ps1
ps2
360
who are these so-called normies?
>>73370776
night lad have a kot
>>73370758
>ps1
>ps2
>xbox 360
>>73370758
>was n64 or ps1 more popular with your friends?
PS1
>was gamecube, xbox or ps2 more popular with your friends?
PS2
was wii, xbox 306 or ps3 more popular with your friends?
Xbox
*adjusts topman cardigan*
*checks fringe in mirror*
MUM
MUUUUM
CAN YOU GIVE US A LIFT TO THE PARTY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ
>>73370834
could beat that thing in a fight no problem
>>73370622
i just like the tension between cook and freddie
Feeling a bit tipsy now I stroked my mates drink very nice but I've got a runny white brewing up and it's killing my vibe and I'm so hungry I'm considering eating the cunts fridge out
might go for a drive through the country roads
>>73370758
don't know, never had any friends
>>73370855
ME AND YOUR COUSINS
AND YOU AND YOUR COUSINS
autists like myself are far more aware of the world than normos
that's part of the problem. we can't filter things out automatically.
is death grips a meme or just an extremely, EXTREMELY acquired taste?
post countryballs
What a way to go!
>>73370758
ps1
ps2
360
>>73370219
normie cunt get fucked
>>73370734
Edinburgh wheel you nonce
Besides NEETdom, the most /brit/ career is a depressing life in the civil service, working long hours but ultimately hating your work and your work colleagues
Marxists are the ones truly aware.
*puts on Vans*
*takes photos at Rough Trade*
alri lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquhYpGHrlw
i love nsync
Absolutely gagging for some codeine lads will there be any chemists open?
>>73370947
I'm quite comfy working at morrisons
>>73370855
>2:20 now passes for a song
>>73370947
which department specifically?
>>73370781 >>73370820 >>73370839 >>73370841 >>73370896 >>73370930
thanks
>>73370907
IT'S A LINE THAT'S ALWAAAYYSS RUUUUNNNIIINNNNNNN
>>73370927
>went down
>on the PROSTITUTE
>AFTER having sex with her
is this what they do in africa
>>73370971
>chemists
foy
got the new fiver on the day after was released but I still haven't seen a new £1 coin
>>73370758
ps1
ps2
ps3
>>73370918
heard takyon in that rust video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg) and thought it was good
>>73370947
t. non fast-streamer at the DWP
>>73371020
chemists isnt a yank term southern twat
Which one were you lads?
Ehmagshun mah sock
remember EyeToy?
*slides on topman plimsoles*
*changes Myspace song to The Libertines - DOn't look back*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyNnm0lwBw
>>73371035
sony viral marketing do not read
>>73370990
Damn
The whole class is getting charged for that one
>>73371018
I mean... the continent is not known for it's cleanliness
>>73371020
not really
>>73369905
Skins was fucking shite.
>>73370992
Not sure, was thinking about this very question earlier. Maybe department of work and pensions, that feels suitably terrible.
wish i didnt go to a tiny shit secondary school where i had nothing in common with almost anyone and subsequently had little to no social life
>>73371055
i was tony from skins
>>73371055
Jay unfortunately. Nowhere near as bad obviously but I was the Jay.
>>73371020
Pharmacy is the yank way
Creasing myself at how easily manipulated the numbskull fedora posters are, you do know I want you to reply to my posts that way, don't you?