Germany

But their country name is Deutchland

but we didn't pick the name, English people did.

>>73365282

Why does English sound so different from German?

English people are just German settlers in Britain am I right?

>>73365313
Because it's Germanic and not German. Most Anglo-Saxons were from modern day Denmark and the Netherlands, not Germany. There were also major influences which caused further divergence, mainly the Normans.

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>>73365313
Englanders are mostly Celtic.

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>>73365618
>what are Germanic R1b subclades

>>73365618

England's genetic structure is almost identical to Belgium

Wtf

>>73365726
They both have superior Celto-Germanic blood

>>73365239
other countries humor > random letters > no letters > German humor > Japanese humor
don't get me wrong, I really like you both but

>>73366732
>no letters > German humor
Mieks mi crie erytiem ;_;

>>73365239
Scat is a prevalent fetish in GERMany

>>73366732

Japanese and Germans are autistic robot people that are brothers from another mother

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>>73366833
>scat

fuck germany

>>73366887
This

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*teleports into thread*

>>73365239

They lost 2 world wars so as a punishment game they have to have a silly name
t.expert on the subject

>>73367112
We may have lost the wars but we won the hearts of the people.

>>73367398
Heh

>>73365682
>Germanic R1b
No such thing

>>73367398
>we won the hearts of the people.
Germans did experiments on innocent humans like the japanese. The Germans injected poison and observed how long it took until the innocent human would die.
Or they (Germans) removed the hearts of innocent people to see how long an innocent human could stay alive without them.

>>73367741
What al helped to develop medicine that saves millions of lifes on a daily basis.

You're welcome.

>>73367640
Except there is.

>>73365278
"""""""Deutsch"""""""land

>>73367823
proofs?

germans lie a lot

>>73366887
but that's exactly the reason why I really like you but your not that much enjoy your humor

>>73366788
>88 dubs
cautiously Czeched
>Mieks mi crie erytiem ;_;
you can grab and post any czech girl as waifu of yours as reconciliation

>>73366887
死ね糞独逸

>>73371896
:^(

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>>73366887
>that are brothers from another mother

NANI?

>>73365239
Japan, go houm, you're drunk.

>>73370104
Here's your proof

Go back to Turkey

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>>73365239
Why is your country named after choco rice waffles?

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>>73373978

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>>73365239
You'd rather not ask about our fetishes

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>>73374178