/brit/

clicked

casual racism

>>73362479
not a fan of the splinter group

>>73362533
greed here

*virgin walks towards you*

>>73362537
no seems a great lot of wronguns and weebs to boot

got a splinter yesterday. got it out with some tweezers.

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>>73362574

>>73362574
I've had a splinter deep inside my finger since I was 8

wish i was DEAD

oh god this is my life

eminem is the greatest rapper alive

was nice and sunny today but now it's raining cats and dogs

>>73362588
looks like a fish with really big eyes lol

no gf

was nice and sunny today but now it's raining

raining in the SYD

pouring even

>>73362633
lovely day today, apparently it gets really shitty next week

>>73362619
can i have one

>>73362633
great story, a modern wordsmith

what is the christian god's name?
he can't just be called 'god'

>>73362587
same. got a thorn in it that i never got out, the skin healed and now it's just a faint black shape inside my fingertip. would be quite satisfying to get out desu

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went exploring today

ten mins from my house on foot

/brit/? more like
wait for it
waait for it
waaait for it
WAAAAIT FOR IT
WAAAAAIT FOR IT
WAAAAAAIT FOR IT

MORE LIKE /shit/ LMAO

>>73362669
bill

my life is just killing time until im tired enough to go to sleep

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>>73362678

>>73362669
andy

>>73362674
me in the background having a think

>>73362669
jesus or you could use the kike name

>>73362674
hmmm

about 10 minutes from mine as well

is this coogee north end?

>>73362674
did you see any kangaroos lad?

>>73362669
something starting with h since that's jesus' middle initial

Need to go into town for something and really fancy a Subway.

What's a good sandwich to get?

>everyone laughing all the time

the state of yank uni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA

>>73362669
dunno, can't read hebrew

>>73362669
gordon

>>73362678
best post i ever seen in this thread

>>73362707
always get meatball with honey oat bread + cheddar cheese + lettuce + cucumber

>>73362707

a halal one

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>>73362702
south end towards maroubra hehe

where you at? should go to ollies kitchen then for a dip X

>>73362669
deano

>>73362737
nigger

alarm going off in 4 hours

Cumming too quickly during sex

Thoughts?

oi fuck the eastern suburbs aye

fire alarm going off in 4 minutes

>>73362669
Rorke

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This is my second day without eating anything. Opinions on this?

I'm refusing to eat until my parents get me some Chinese for tea. I honestly don't understand them, if they know I want Chinese so badly I'm willing to starve myself for it, why don't they just get it for me?

>>73362751
Wait longer before cumming then you fool

>>73362751
have a wank before

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>>73362745
shoosh dont be mean
>>73362753
thanks for your input

>>73362751
hot

nuclear alarm going off in 4 seconds

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Thoughts?

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got deano a peugeot 208 birthday cake

>>73362764
they value money more than your life

I'm inclined to agree

>>73362783
absolute state

can it get anymore runtish

making myself an ice cream cake by having some cake and having some ice cream and mixing it together in my tummy

>>73362764

they want you to die because you're a worthless nonce

>>73362737
live clovelly road. you in the bra?

>ollies kitchen

bit too normie for my tastes

>>73362770
That might just be crazy enough to w-*cums* AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh yes

Harry Styles new song is actually really good. Genuinely surprised

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>>73362588
>posting the photoshopped version

>>73362764
fuck off poleaboo

>>73362737
u a bra boy?

>>73362783
what is wrng with their haircuts man

>>73362803
the great minds of humanity all had to start somewhere, einstein is famously noted for his invention of those small wooden and paper umbrellas that come with your drink before all of the physics nonsense

>>73362820
this one makes much more sense because it puts me in B

>>73362831
went to school with some ama

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>>73362533
radical sloth here

in quasi-related news, what's with the decline in smart wojak-posting lately?

>>73362751
Wank beforehand, focus on controlling your breathing, find a good rhythm and try to remove yourself fromthe moment. For example, if you're thinking about how fucking fit the girl is and how fucking amazing the sex is then you're gonna cum quicker.

Think of it more like exercise and you're trying to go as long as possible. Thinking nasty thoughts also helps too and don't forget to change up positions

>>73362810
nah dude mount st coogee just up from carr street

pissing down rn isnt it

think winter here is gonna be pretty comfy, haven't been here that long

d the tourists fuck off????

ollies is great the old mum is flirty and the daughter is SUPER hot

>>73362838
always wondered who came up with those things
what the fuck were they thinking

>>73362844

mong pepe has taken over

obsession with cock size and height shows you how little we've actually evolved from apes

>>73362751
what do you do if you're the opposite and it takes you like 2 hours to cum?

it's fucking bullshit desu

eating some drumsticks
CHICKEN drumsticks that is

word on the street is that my dad could beat your dad up

thoughts?

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https://streamable.com/i1mup

Why aren't you helping fund a cure, /brit/?

>>73362890
nigger

>>73362892
sounds like a rumour your dad would stir up

>>73362588
erm surely this isn't erect

>>73362866

lel unironically drove past your place today

yeah tourist numbers will die down until spring now.

where are you from?

>>73362893
not reading this clusterfuck of a reddit image

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>>73362919
W-what do you mean?

>>73362906
*bashes you on the head with a drumstick*

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Where's my arc eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je9K6e5XAvg

>>73362764
does that hat come in a legionnaires version? don't want my neck getting burnt

>>73362935
chicken?

Drumstick (Icecream)
Drumstick (Chicken)
Drumstick (Drum Stick)
wtf lads

>>73362923
cosy to think you're posting so close to me

canberra originally but was living in newtown before moving here for a change
like it but wanna move somewhere a bit quieter
wbu?

>>73362945
nah the chewy sweet

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mums hogging the bandwidth

>>73362964
give her a piece of your mind you doormat

>>73362964
plant cp on her phone

>>73362964
kill her

>>73362960
born and raised in the east

>>73362853
Good post, will do

>>73362843
did you charge dumpers with them

>>73362992
true
how do i snag a hot rich jewish GF?
post tips, suggestions

>>73363010
the utter state

>>73363010
do all

>>73363010
fantastic

>>73363010
why are you pretending to be me

>>73363010
is this the most embarrassing moment in /brit/ history?

Thoughts on the Irish?

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>>73362707
Do takeaway shops do sandwiches there? Because if they do I'd recommend going to one of those instead. The ingredients are always fresher; everytime I eat at subway it tastes like a sandwich somebody made two days ago.
Not worth your sterling.

>>73363020
>>73363024
>>73363028
>>73363032
>>73363033
Stop replying to me

>>73363010
if 3 call her a dutty slag and start smashing crockery until she stops

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>>73363010

ah yes
https://mic.com/articles/172970/meet-the-muslim-teen-who-repeated-black-lives-matter-on-his-stanford-application-and-got-in#.vZIs9mk2R

>>73363010
utter state of you

>>73363038
there's this amazing place just round the corner from me who do bbq sandwiches, they only make 4 different ones and you either get large or small

proper tasty

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ALRI ALRI COME OFF IT

>>73363033
The meetup still has that dubious honour

>>73363010
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: post number GETs

wish i had gotten in on the hitler youth cut before it was popular

check THESE dubs

>>73363074
You will not post outside of /b/

>>73363007
funnily enough I matched with one on the ol' 'der the other day

go to el topo at bondi junction. I'm sure there's some there

>>73363074
But he didn't get anything, stupid yank

>>73363096
Shut the fuck up

>>73363084
shan't

the bowels are trying to force a poo out
shan't be having it

>>73363068
See straight out of the gate that sounds like a better option than Subway. I myself like to test out local takeaways by ordering their snitty BLT.

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alri

>>73363100
thanks

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DEAD
ARAB
BABIES

why is kojimas next game a ps4 exclusive
how does he benefit

>>73363088
i matched with one too but i STUFFED it right up lol

i lived in some shit spots in newtown man, for like six months i slept under some stairs in a share house, then lived in a windowless room behind a rub and tug

a mushroom grew in the corner once

was in a bad place mentally and drug use wise

glad its over

you now remember the london olympics

>>73363114
unless you live in a city there aren't many takeaways that do sandwiches

most are kebab/pizza/chippies

>>73363149
VERY forgettable

>>73362820
If you aren't in red or the first adjacent green tiles then you're seriously a dicklet

>>73363010
XDD include me in the screenshot!!!!!!

WILL be telling r/4chan about this XD

>>73363182
foy

Anglophobia is the most horrid disease infecting the minds of man in the world today.

>>73363182
>yank does a post

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*cascada realtone starts playing*

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>when you realise that you're more like americans than europeans

>>73363201
had one of those

>>73363149
remember watching it in the summer holidays with the bf (best friend) on skype
VERY pleasant memories

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>>73363192
success breeds jealousy

>>73363143

lmao

what are you doing for cash? what drug were you memeing?

>>73363202
brits aren't europeans

>>73363151
Don't you get curry houses that will offer chips instead of rice?

Potential holiday locations :


Isles of Scilly
Falkland Islands
Oman
Belize
Scarborough
Mother India
Peking

I consider myself an adventurer and an open hearted soul.

>>73363272

would go oman, belize and india

>>73363218
to blame it all on substance abuse would be half the story and transfers the blame unfairly onto factors other than my own inability to contain my emotions; some real bad family shit happened and it really fucked me up so i used constant drinking, smoking bongs and eating pingas spastic amounts -really did not help, that last bit-

but it was the alcoholism that really did it

working, fit and sober now feels good man


wbu whats going on duderino

are you the guy with the patrik something pants???

also dont smoke meth lol

>>73363285
Are Natasha

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I'm for finding the truth of the matter using rational arguments backed up by evidence. I do my own research and I try to be thorough. I also like to have in-depth conversations with stimulating people on a wide variety of subjects, varying from gaming, anti-ideology, history and fiction.

>>73363285
Me on the left

>>73362785
>>73362805
fuck off

>>73363270
yeah indian and chinese takeaways always offer chips, they often do 'english' dishes as well like omelettes or fish and chips

>>73363306
Sarcoon of Jihad

>>73363201
Who /K600i master race/ here

>>73363306
everything seems to be in order

>>73363325
Hardon for Assad

>>73363285
Porn is not allowed on blue boards

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literally fixed britain and europe in a single stroke of my pen

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would you lads?

>>73363363
would I what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoXQxSQWes

>>73363306
I love hearing why a stupid person is stupid stretched over half an hour

>>73363361
pierre

>>73363418
would slap her tits back into her shirt and run away

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>i will never have mates like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

>>73363363
>First I was a man.
>Then I was an androgynous Clive Owen
>Hey, Vsauce! Michael here!

got self-diagnosed mild body dysmorphia

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>>73363431

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Thoughts?

going for wank number 2

>>73363302

I'm a NEET my son. applied for a ton of jobs but getting nothing. might go back to uni or something. well done on the ol' sobriety. is it a struggle?

>are you the guy with the patrik something pants???

no idea who that is

go go dick and dom

in da bungalow

>bomb-like device

like a bomb?

>>73363315
Wait the Chinese are in on it? Be careful, they're up to something.

>>73363473
it clearly says bomb-like device you nonce, that's two extra words and a hyphen

>>73363446
you're unhappy with your body?
STOP THE PRESSES

>>73363285
>Natasha Nice

Eckslen choice

>>73363475
chinese chips are well nice, don't know how they do them but they're proper tasty

>>73363469
legend

nah not really lol, smoke a bit of weed here and there but nothing like before- smoking bongs all day every day will make you lazy, dont let anyone tell you different

what did u study? what would you study?

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>>73363461

>>73363490
please show more tact to my plight

what size jacket should i buy if i'm 6'2" but pretty skinny?

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Yeah, so that girl from the american office is pretty qt

>>73363518
buy some food haha

>>73363518
small

me the lad with the patrik pants

>>73363525
i think you're having me on m8

might suck a nigger off to see if their cum really is chocolate flavoured

ooh baby
I feel right
the music sounds better with you
love night, bring us back together
I feel so good

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>>73363500
>don't know how they do them
With extra subversion.

>>73363566
probably tastes more like aids

>>73363445
This lads off in his own little world isn't he

>>73362820

How do you even measure the circumference?

>>73363518
every website will have a size chart

>>73363538
fruit lol

you would probs be getting some roots with ya steeze but its a bit much

have you been to that muji store? good racks there dead ez

Going to be another hot one today lads

Can't wait to spend it indoors with you cunts hahaha

Alright lads sound of the summer

French lounge music or Bossa Nova?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfXOas6BJZQ

>>73363587
measure the diameter then multiply by pi

>>73363557
The so called French gf

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>>73363522
Yeah

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xcx

>>73363609
Bossa Nova

its awfully nice of wolves in the wild to adopt feral children the way they do when they could (and logically should) just eat them

>>73363590
yeah but i'm too lazy to get the tape measure out

just medium or large? buying from a british retailer btw

>>73363624
You can really see the paki-nigerian ancestry

>>73363469

studied finance but I was a lazy cunt and got shit marks. not sure what I'd study. Maybe media.

>smoking bongs all day every day will make you lazy, dont let anyone tell you different

yea saw that with some mates. most have cut it out but one has been hitting it daily for years now. think he might be developing schizophrenia or something. he's a fucking paranoid mess

>>73363624
Why does she always look like she hasn't washed in a month

>>73363635
get a bigger medium

How does a board like /soc/ exist on 4chan? If you look at the people who post there literally none of them belong on this website, it's also the cringiest fucking board by a long way

>>73363640
woopsy daisy meant for >>73363504

need to give my PC a break
I go through power supplies like bubble wrap

see you lads in a few

>>73363678
you little legend haha x

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Need some slags

>>73363659
lots and lots of pakis/shitskins/spics there too, no wonder this site has gone so far left wing in the last few years

>>73363624

Want her legs wrapped around my head t b h

>>73363587
>Italian education
make us a pizza ahahaah

*walks in and lets out a little toot* x

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work tomorrow

>>73363714
>He will reply to this
Like a puppet *dak face*

>>73363659
I refuse to believe that people actually post pictures of themselves there, and just use other pics they find online

love running my finger up in that space between my thigh and willy lads and giving it a little sniff

especially in the morning after laying in bed all night x

>sunday morning
>sun's out
>cuppa
>cooking programmes on the telly
feeling nice and comfy lads

>>73363742
*gives you the middle finger*

>>73363742
*knocks your cup as you drink*
waheeeey

>>73363742
> not going to church on our Holy Day
alri, heretic

>>73363742
*spits in your tea when you arent looking*

>>73363624
Half white
Half India
FULL SLAG

This is the face of multicultural Britain

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Went to a pub last night, went to the loo to take a piss and a guy standing next to me was staring at my dick wtf

>>73363780
fuck off reddit

>>73363742
*steals one of each of your socks*

went to a pub last night and went to take a piss
some lad with absolutely abhorrent phimosis starts taking a piss next to me

tried to tell him to see a doctor but he just tried to suck my dick like i was some bent runt

guy at the pub last night wouldn't even piss on me baka

>>73363790
u wot lad

i hate sundays. they're always marred with the dread of the impending work week

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> why yes i do work throughout the week

need to sort my sleep out but its like i come alive at midnight no matter what

Wageslaves lol

don;t really know how NEETS do it desu, every day i have off work i feel like fucking wank, bored a shit and given time to reflect on how shit and meaningless my life is

work distracts me from this

Marmite on hot buttery toast

put one of my runt workers on shift for the entire week haha, bet that soiled his sunday ahah

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>>73363659

>go to /soc just now
>some thread of dudes rolling to show their arseholes on the front page

Never again

listen guys i don't want to buy a baggy jacket but i also dont want the sleeves being a bit too short for my arms

what is a man to do?

first time in ages i haven't felt all brendan on a sunday. only 4 more days and then i'm off on holiday with the lads. feels good being a wageslave tbqh

>>73363872
Anime and vidya are their distraction.

hate my cunt australian boss, he put me on a full week of work this week, ruined my sunday

>>73363886
stop being a lanky cunt

>>73363872
there's literally endless video games to play or movies/tv shows to watch, or just spend th erest of the day on the chans. not that hard anon

>>73363884
did no one like yours when you posted it lad?

>>73363908
i'm not even that skinny, i'm like 75kg

respond to this if you love kate bush

>>73363915
video games and movies don't do it for me anymore. i already spend all my free time, and I mean ALL of it on 4chan and it is starting to get stale

>>73363901

don't bother with either

the chan, the 'dit, long walks, the gym, war kino

Today on the big questions

Should we change our ways to make Muslims feel more at home

Should migrant adoption be mandatory in Britain?

Is Christianity evil?

don't think i could ever voluntarily browse the 'dit, it would make me feel all scummy

>>73363872
just contemplate 'cide mostly
get as much sleep as i can so i don't have to exist for those hours

>>73363780
is that thing human? why does she sound like such a fucking retard?

*skins up*
anyone fancy a zoot?

>>73363884
aha i just had a look
>female anus in the OP
>literally only hairy bloke arseholes being posted
metaphor for that whole board desu

>>73363958
i might go have a look there if someone on 4chan linked me to something stupid happening there, like some kind of internet safari

wouldn't post in a million years though

HEY DUDE

WATCH THIS

>>73363991

fancy watching a 'nime but i can't decide what to watch. i'm too spoiled for choice

>>73363872
gives me time to do stuff i enjoy, vidya, archery etc

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I spent all of yesterday, and I mean literally ALL of those 14-16 wakeful hours, watching LinusTechTips videos

>>73363995
Hibike Euphonium

>>73364011
no CGDCT or yuri shite please

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Four day work week this week

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>>73363884
>go there to see for myself
>the thread you mentioned wasn't on the first page; but there was a tonne of other gay shit
>might actually be worse than /b/

>>73364033
i'm off this week and have a four day work week next week. buzzing

>>73364033
I'm off Tuesday and Friday this week

spent my NEET days shitposting on 4chan, going for long pointless walks and making drum & bass music in my bedroom

heavy emphasis on the 'shitposting on 4chan' bit

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>archery etc

>>73363941
Don't reply to me ever again normaltrash

what is the optimal length of a "long walk"?

>>73364048
>>73364049
>>73364051
never cared so little for three consecutive posts

I poo every day in the morning after my mug of tea like clockwork

My bowel movements are the only thing in my life that isn't fucked

>>73364086
cared enough to reply did you not

>>73364060
foy

>>73363992
nice

>>73364074
used to be a normie

not anymore brutha

>>73364077
I try to keep it under two hours. don't like taking supplies n that

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>archery

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

what?

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

off down the bottlo

>>73364216
>off down the bottle

I wish. So much bait.

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>barchery

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

>>73363998
what kind of archery do you do

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

>>73364131
>>73364131

>>73364238
field and target

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>what kind of archery do you do

>>73364025
>yuri

I wish. So much bait.

>>73364257
used to be into archery when i was a kid

went bowhunting a bit

bretty sure its illegal in the UK

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>used to be into archery when i was a kid

>>73364060
Wait what's going on with the cowboy in MMA gloves?

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cheerio lads
off to watch a film that has finished downloading