1. You are cunt 2. What would your parents say if you brought

>bf

rage and crying

Israel
>European gf
Wow so cultural she must cook amazing food
>American gf
Be kinda disappointed that I couldn't find a Jewish girl and hat to settle for a goy, but besides that be pretty cool with it
>Slav gf
"Be honest with us, Anon. Did you buy this lady on the internet?"
>Muslim gf
Kick me out of the house, yell through uncontrollable sobbing never to come back or contact them ever again, contact their lawyer to see if there's a way to legally disown me
>Negro gf
Same as muslim
>Asian gf
"She'd better be in the country legally Anon"
>Jewish gf
YAY OUR LITTLE ANON FINALLY DIDNT FUCK UP AT SOMETHING
>Poo in loo gf
Mom would get really excited and ask her to cook curry and do chakra readings, dad would kick her out of the house the moment mom leaves
>Latina gf
" GOD DAMN IT WE TOLD YOU NO BRINGING PROSTITUTES HOME ANON"
>bf
Try to act all progressive and tolerant about it but secretly loathe me, slowly break off contact with me until in a year's time they're happy they don't have to speak to me anymore

>>73362180
>gf.(WTF)
>bf.( Jesus Christ this boy is so cute then mother asked me how good he's in bed )

>>73362180
>European gf
Find yourself a proper polish girl
>American gf
Is she of polish herritage?
>Slav gf
No fucks given
>Muslim gf
Are you mad? Theres plenty polish girls
>Negro gf
As above
>Asian gf
As above
>Jewish gf
Are her parents polish?
>Poo in loo gf
See muslim gf
>Latina gf
Why is you GF soo tanned, is she spanish? And why can't you find a polish girl?
>bf
You're joking right? WHY CANT YOU FIND A PROPER POLISH GIRL. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT THEM. ARE YOU BLIND?!

>>73362180
>European gf
Good job anon
>American gf
Is it for the green card isnt it?
you sure shes gonna date you long enough?
>Slav gf
Why didnt you date one of your cousin's friends instead?
Oh hey shes nice (mother ranting on the inside)
>Muslim gf
Why?
>Negro gf
WHY?
>Asian gf
Hahaha, i guess you got what you wanted at least.
Fucks sake anon.
>Jewish gf
Why dont you date one of your cousins instead?
>Poo in loo gf
Im going to refrain from saying something anon, but you better drop her in a week
Why is she soo... whatever just drop her in a week
>Latina gf
Gee anon, we told you to make the lineage better not worse.
>in cases where its a white latina or anything white actually
well, at least she looks decent.
>bf
Why does he look so damn gay? Cant you get someone manlish enough?
there you go with mans again anon. EH he looks better than i thought.
why is he so skinny?

Based on actual answers done from either my mother, sisters, or my dad from the people i've brought to my home / family gathers as gfs/bfs

>european gf
already brought 2, mom hoped i won't marry her and my dad was happy for me because they were Germans from an exchange program
>american gf
wouldn't care
>slav gf
my current gf is russian, i dont think they like it that much.
>muslim gf
i'd get disinherited
>negro
i wouldn't ever
>asian
no idea
>jewish gf
gud
>poo in loo gf
there are none in israel
>latina
wouldn't care
>bf
it wouldn't be good i suppose

Parent

>European gf
trash
>American gf
trash
>Slav gf
trash
>Muslim gf
get out
>Negro gf
trash
>Asian gf
trash
>Jewish gf
get out
>Poo in loo gf
trash
>Latina gf
trash
>bf
kill yourself

>>73362728
He's good enough at parenting i'd say.

>>73362180
Don't care as long as the skin is at least as white as mine and religion isn't islam.

>>73362180
>>European gf
nice
>>American gf
kill u'are'self
>>Slav gf
VERY N I C E
>>Muslim gf
reeee
>>Negro gf
REEEEEEE
>>Asian gf
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>Jewish gf
*mask of confusion*
>>Poo in loo gf
d i e
>>Latina gf
d i e 2
>>bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>European gf
Fine
>American gf
Fine
>Slav gf
Fine
>Muslim gf
Bad
>Negro gf
Fine
>Asian gf
Fine
>Jewish gf
Fine
>Poo in loo gf
Fine
>Latina gf
Fine
>bf
Fine

>>73362180
>"So you are not gay, huh? I was beginning to wonder"

>>73362180


they wouldn't care about any to be honest. Dad is very anti Israel so the jew GF, assuming she was from Israel, would be awkward and lead to some arguments but that's it.

>>73362180
Azerbaijan
>European gf
Haha. soo.. is she jewish?
>American gf
wtf is wrong with you? when did you start liking fat women?
>Slav gf
i don't think this is kosher, but you can keep her for a while
>Muslim gf
get out, i already made a mistake once with your mom
>Negro gf
haha, lovely monkey you got here
>Asian gf
i knew you would do that since you started watching that Japanese cartoons
>Jewish gf
מזל טוב
>Poo in loo gf
honey, show her how to use the toilet
>Latina gf
plz, be brazilian
>bf
Faggot

>>73362180
>any gf except niggo
"well it's your life"
>niggo gf
WTF really? you've changed!
>bf
oh! When is the wedding?