>american tourist tries to small talk

stop being autistic and talk nicely back you introverted retard

>>73361057
respect personal space amerilard

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>>73361045
>Norwegian guy keeps spilling his spaghetti when I try and talk to him

>>73361045
Curious what did he talk to you about?

>Say good morning to a European
>He starts crying

>try to handshake westerner
>handshakes with gloves on
absolutely unrespectful

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>>73361284
respect this

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>doing my gardening with the headphones in and music playing

>American tourist tips me on the shoulder to ask me what I'm doing and discuss the weather

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>you're removing leaves from the gutter when suddenly this man taps you on the shoulder and asks if you've seen any plays recently

WHAT. DO. YOU. DO?

>>73361057
Get fucked cunt.

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I work with tourists. Often Americans. Always talking, never listens.
Most annoying people on earth besides the Chinese.

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>stand too close to an elderly person
>They start telling me their life story

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>Ask some Germans in Dusseldorf where I can find some authentic local food
>Points me to some Turkish spinning meat rotisserie
>Go there and meet the nicest people during my entire Eurotrip
>Said I didn't need to pay because we're friends now and to add them on Facebook

>go on vacation to munich
>visit one of their many beer halls
>go around loudly asking people where all the nazis are
>they're saying some shit in german i don't understand
>i'm upset because the nazis are the best attraction and i guess they're closed for maintenance or something
>can't understand what anyone is saying
>pull my gun out of my fanny pack and fire one shot into the ceiling
>still can't understand what anyone is saying but now all the germans are following me around and saluting me

this country is fucked

>>73361736
they were speaking turkish

How do Norwegians meet people? My dad said he went to Norway once and he said everyone was introverted and cold, then he went to the shetlands and some of the norwegians he met showed up to buy booze and they were laughing and friendly as fuck

Americans actually tries to small talk to a guy sitting next to on a flight?

>>73361699
Probably turks living in germany

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>>73361284
>>73361045
>>73361464
>>73361580
>>73361615
>>73361679
>>73361861
In America you can start conversations with random people on the bus to pass time, its called being friendly and is a good way to get to know people. You Europeans and east Asians have an inferior culture where being a social autist is the accepted norm. When I go to European countries I make a point to be that "audacious American" who has social skills just to make you Asperger robots understand how the rest of the world works.

>>73361814
I'm pretty sure the only ways to meet people inhere is through school, work, sports and friends.

In the Netherlands people will never ever bother to spend time on you in their own time out of their own free will. After the event where they are forced to be with you they just go home and ignore everyone they saw during the day.
So it's important to ask them for a drink after school or work or something because otherwise you will never get a social life.

Although in bars people might talk to strangers. So if you drink often you're sure to meet fellow drinkers.

>>73361988
I think the Netherlands is one of the worst countries in this regard. Because people have to schedule appointments here. Not even kidding.

>want to go for a drink after work
>sure, I'm available on thursday in three weeks
>so, what are you going to do tonight?
>dinner, watch some tv

>>73361976

Just fuck off you boring cunt

>>73362045
https://stuffdutchpeoplelike.com/2011/07/29/scheduling-agenda-appointments/

>>73361976
Yanks can be friendly but it's mostly superficial, Aussies are outgoing but if you're a cunt they'll tell you.

>>73362077
Also, do not cancel the appointment. Because they might scrape you from their list of friends.

>>73362230
Is that a real physical list ?

>>73362289
No. But if you skip appointment A because you find B more important then it's clear you have no respect for A.

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>>73361045
Jesus fuck

Why are foreigners so anti-social? No wonder you losers kill yourselves so often.

>>73362316
Do dutch people typically invoice their friends for any food they eat or any portion of utilities they use when they come over to their house ?

>>73362383
Thats the swiss

>>73362383
Don't give them any ideas.

>>73362383
HAVA

NAGILA

HAVA

>>73361976
>how the rest of the world works
So you mean one country?

>>73362506
As if there is a more relevant one?

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>>73361045
>American tourists tries to small talk
>Small talk with him because I do not come from a nation of autistic buffoons
You scandi are ridiculous. No wonder girls on erasmus are ecstatic about some guy just talking to her for more than 10 minutes.

>>73362506
No pretty much the entirety of the World except for Europe and rich east Asian countries are like that

Americans do this because they are unable to form actual meaningful relationships with other human beings, only superficial politeness.

They act confused at our annoyance, because in their shallow minds, talking to a random stranger on the bus is equivilent to a lifelong friendship or romantic relationship, so they incorrectly believe that we don't have any bond with others.

>>73362478
This was popular in the 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2CGC1ifB0w

>>73362550
So the third world?

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>Enjoying quiet ride on the tram
>American tourist gets on and talks to the guy next to him about all the drugs and sex he's doing in a voice much louder than necessary

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>American tourist attempts to speak Korean

>>73362657
What emotion does she convey?

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>recently took airplane to New York
>lots of americans on the plane, returning home I assume
>lots of commotion when the seatbelt light lights up
>two women and one man can't fit the belt around their stomachs
>loudly arguing with staff about fatshaming them
>the biggest one of them are screaming at the 19 year old stewardess that it's unfair she needs to book two seats just because of her size
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpeg
>plane eventually takes off
>every american, every single american is trying to make small talk with their neighbour
>shaking hands, introducing themselves, start talking about their family life
>constant rassling and russling from bags of snacks
>two seat beast has three bags of nacho chips around her
>constant bodily noises; burping, weird panting, mouth breathing etc
>whine and bitch about airplane food that's served
>american next to me tries to strike up conversation again and again after I shut it down with short uninterested replies
>tells me the reason we're not speaking german in Spain is because "his granddad died on the beach of Switzerland"
>5 hours of flight time left
>ohgodihopewecrash.mp4
>plane eventually lands
>all americans unironically clap their fat, greasy hands
>try to get off this plane of terrors but blocked by a long line of americans
>they're in queue to tip the pilot

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>>73362580
I can feel my credit score rising

>>73362682
Disgust and saddness.

>>73362638
Yes. Europe would do well to adopt the vibrant, friendly, hyper extroverted culture of the United States, Latin America, and Sub-saharan Africa.

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How cynical and jaded must you be to assume that anyone who's happy with life must have an ulterior or "shallow" motive?

Non-Americans are that edgy kid in remedial classes who thinks he's so smart and enlightened by his own intelligence because he doesn't need "those ignorant normies"

>>73362657
>>73362709

ANNE YOUNG HA SAY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>73361045
Literally nothing wrong with small talk you awkward Europeans

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>they don't do that disgusting shit here because they already know we japs do not know the language

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl3-SfOprao

>>73361772
They were speaking GREEK

>>73361045
Swiss here, I was on a train in Sweden and a Norwegian guy started talking to me, we had a really interesting discussion about how Norway is much more accepting of right wing standpoints in the media than Sweden, for which Norway also won a lot of free speech awards and how this is reflected in general life where in Sweden you often cannot reveal right wing standpoints without being alienated by society.

>>73362971
What was his fucking problem?

>>73363019
speeding

>>73363019
>>73362971
germans are dumb. following a police car at high speed. retarded.

>>73362971
I don't see anything wrong with this. They should be glad they didn't get a ticket, I mean they were speeding 98 at 70 zone.

>>73362996
so more proof for autism then?

>>73363120
what?

>>73362971
>let him go


lucky kid, that's an expensive ass ticket that was exchanged for a little hard-ass talk

>>73363101
I never thought about it till now but what if the guy is going back to Germany in a week, that ticket is useless. The cop probably knew.

>>73362996
did you meet Knausgård in train?

>>73362971
americans are so cringey

>>73362686
Thank god I never had to deal with them irl

>>73362383
I do.

>>73361976
Rambling about the weather and your dogs to the person sitting next to you on the bus doesn't mean you have social skills, it means the exact opposite. I don't give a fuck about how some stranger's day was, and don't want to hear about it.

>>73363139
being /pol/ and """oppressed"""

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Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2R2btO4MEo

They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country, and are actively leading the charge to turn it more diverse and multicultural, while marginalizing the white males and reducing their social and economic power. They are all multiculturalists, progressives, race mixers, supporters of homosexuality and trans rights, and Islamic apologists.

Every American aged 20-35, can be considered a progressive. If you encounter them while they are travelling, they should be killed, mutilated or sexually assaulted.

>>73363564
Nobody said the word "opressed", even in that whole conversation, who the fuck is the autist here?

>>73363652
You're one of my favorite posters

>>73363652
kys ugly manlet

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>Amerilard tourist asks for directions
>give him completely wrong ones

Get out of my country fatass.

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Could someone explain this concept of "small talk" to me, please? Do Americans really do that? It seems so alien and unrealistic to me, I mean why would you talk to a random person on the street who isn't your relative or very close friend, unless it's a real case of emergency?

>>73363827
>amerilard asks for direction
>point him to the ghetto streets filled with niggers and other foreigners

>>73362686
10/10

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>>73363942
Fake people trying to fake happiness and being outgoing because their fake television told them that's what successful people do.

Seriously, they don't actually try to start meaningful conversation with you, they just talk about the weather or their dumb dog, they don't actually care about it. It's more like they just force it so they can tick it off on the "Things Hollywood Has Taught Me I Should Do"-list. They also all seem to have fucking ADHD and can't sit still without rustling, making noises, talking, or snacking.

I took a 1 month trip through the US last year, I now honestly believe the whole autism vaccines and Monsanto food poisoning theories actually have some merit to them, there is no way an entire population can be that ADHD AND Aspergers at the same time without something in the food or injected into them.

>>73365321
I blame that on selective breeding. The Europeans who came to US in the first place were oportunistic lowlifes

>>73365139
>they feel right at home

>>73365321
do americans really keep their shoes on in bed?

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>>73362971
>Slow down and do 70
>OR YOU WILL
>GET
>VIOLATED
Holy fuck my sides.

In all honesty though rural/highway cops are the some of the biggest twats in this country. They sit around in their squad car all day long with fuck all to do so as soon as they can throw their little bit of weight around they go all out.

>>73361045
>work as a store clerk
>american asks "how are you"
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU FUCK OFFFFF

>>73361045
an american tourist couple once asked me for directions for this lithuanian restaurant, I gave them directions for the gypsy containment neighborhood

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>>73361045
>you answer with a big talk

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>>73363652

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>meet an """American""" in a bar
>learn that his last name is Gonzalez
>ask if he's related to Speedy
>he gets mad and calls me a pendejo

Why are Americans so rude?

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>be in Metro minding my own business
>amerilard waddled towards me and starts expressing his thoughts about weather, his day and his life
>by the time I arrive at my destination I know where he's from, what grades did he had at graduation, his mother's maiden name and how long his uncles dick was
>is suprised when I don't give a fuck

Why do americans suffer from such verbal diarrhea honestly...

>>73361045

https://youtu.be/XaPzN2gD3PQ

This clip angers the burger

I went to the states once, and although I found most Americans very insincere and fake when first meeting them, they were always very nice when you talked a bit longer.

>>73361976
>When I go to European countries I make a point to be that "audacious American" who has social skills just to make you Asperger robots understand how the rest of the world works.
You sure must like that taste of saliva/urine in the food you get served (and the weirdly 25% higher pricetag).

>>73362769
Nah we just don't care about random strangers telling us about boring stuff. Americans mistakenly believes it's because we can't speak about shallow stuff, but the reason is just that we really don't care.

>>73362971
This is more cringy than those minecraft autism videos

>>73361284
Americans have difficulty respecting personal space due to their sheer size.

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STOP BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73361045
Why are yuros so autistic? Even Latin Americans with their limited english try to be nice and talk to you.

>>73376640
You're the fucking autistis trying to impose your social norms wherever you go. No one cares about your fake smiles and fake pleasantries here. If you don't have anything meaningful to say then shut up.

>>73376640
Latinos have the excuse of distracting you while they pickpocket you.

>>73361045
Wow this thread again! Getting BTFO in the last one wasn't enough, huh?

>>73376566
might want to let up a bit guys before he goes and shoots up a school

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>mfw autistic snoweniggers get triggered by chatty amerilards
The nations of betas

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>>73365321
>I now honestly believe the whole autism vaccines and Monsanto food poisoning theories actually have some merit to them
Was it really that bad m8?

>>73377896
Hey there! How about that weather, huh?

eh, i'm fine with that. unless they start asking stupid questions

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>>73362971
>be american
>get pulled over
>within a minute cop mentions anal rape

>live in northern Sweden
>mostly uneffected by refugees and such, 99% white society
>bunch of American tourists arrive
>I'm a guide/cabin renter
>pick up a group of them
>drive them over to the cabins
>everyone makes jokes about "arabs" and refugees
>"you guys gotta love those brown people"
>no we fucking hate those sandniggers
>entire bus is dead silent
>realize I said that out loud
>well shit
>suddenly a loud Texas accent shouts "that's the spirit boy!"
>show them all to their cabins and give them tour of the area
>same dude from Texas knocks on my door that night, "man just wanna shake your hand, figured ya'll for a bunch of pussies"
>Uh thanks?
>invite him for dinner, have a couple beers
>upgrade him to a premium cabin cost free next day
>the rest continue their shitty jokes the entire week, I give them the shitties equipment
>give Texas dude the best equipment
End of story.

>>73378436
;) what a cute story about two cultures coming together to share their mutual hate for muslims

>Go to subway to grab a sammich.
>My city is a bit touristy and we get some international tourists in my town who regularly ask me for directions in order to get to the nearest McDo. The majority does speak worse English than I do.
>American father is ordering for his family while the qt that I have been oggling for a while making the subs.
>He tries to initiate a conversation at least 2-3 by talking about the business and the city
>She didn't even seem to consciously ignore it but genuinely not get it which made her look a bit autistic.

It's really funny to be a witness of cultural clashes IRL.

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>>73378436

>>73378436
The allegedly "inbred hick rendecks from flyover states" are the only Americans I can stand, and are usually bro-tier even if loud, and don't give off that feeling of fake bullshit. Fucking coastdwellers and citydwellers are the worst Americans, they embody >>73365321 to a T.

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>>73378436
>realize I said that out loud

>>73362686
The end made me lol so hard

>>73362686
Give them a break, they're just thankful they survived.

>>73362971
GERMANS BTFO

DRESDEN 2.0

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What about when they ask for directions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97SKj3wYf4

Thankfully I have autism and would never initiate a conversation with someone unless I had to.

>>73362971
the cop did literally nothing wrong, those Germans were fags

they didn't even get a ticket

>>73361045
Lol small while ago we were walking in um qays and an old 50 or 60 something (really active and cheerful for his age though) american walking with his wife just tried to open a convo with my fucking MUM kek, of course my mum got embarassed and laughed it off and didn't reply

>>73361284
stay out of my gravitational pull

>>73381658
kek

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>on a vacation in america
>random dude walks across you
>eyes meet
>"hi, how are you?" bullshit
>answer actually telling how you are and what you are doing
>the american's spaghetti's all over the place
lmao if you can't handle a real conversation don't use that retarded phrase