/brit/

anime

FUCK DRUMPF

>>73360454
too long.

The whole site needs purging and starting again if I could be arsed.

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>>73360467

Egg

Sent from my ipad

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Just fucked this slag lads.

Anyone else got pussy last night?

will china be like japan in a few decades?

>>73360505
Left a couple of eggs on her thigh lad

Sent from Australia

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The gf if I'm being honest

Would very much like to sniff a cute girl's panties 2bh

Sent from my ipad

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>I don't eat oriental food

The Moody Blues is good and somehow proto-Reddit at the same time.

based bonsai trees

Sent from Reddit

okay then goodnight

>>73360524
w2c?

*Flies to another country*
*Eats nothing but pizza and burger king throughout the entire stay*

Ah yes

Sent from my ipad

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Any Scotfags going? Lets be absolute weapons for the night.

thailad is growing reddit: the tree

>>73360505
that BETTER not be a pair of bollocks there I just came before I noticed im not a fag okay?!

might get liposuction on my tongue

had no idea frank herbert wrote dune

>>73360575
ha ha what a twat

>>73360505
i hope you didnt black her

>>73360574
Live in fife 2bh

Sent from my ipad

the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1491445297927.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1491445297927.jpg

Sent from my Bathroom

whats the latest with cwc lads?

>>73360596
Levenfag here.
>not making the trip.
Waste mate.

>>73360600
Ah yes she is indeed quite the specimen

Sent from my ipad

Writing a novelty song parody.

>I burt my shelf today
>To bee if I still steal
>And you can have it all
>My umpire who squirts
>I will get your clown
>I will shake you, Burt

Thoughts?

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*blocks your path*

Good morning faggots

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yh_n0dXNsjk

>>73360600
Can't imagine the torment inside that ugly head.

Me doing the ol' 'cide
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1491714690421.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1491714690421.webm

Sent from my Whiskey Lounge

>>73360477

sent from the arecibo observatory

>>73360617
'here lad, gies yer jaysket'.

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took a pic of my gf

sent from my pic taker

>>73360621
Falklads are british. kindly fuck off lad

Sent from my ipad

>>73360638
not happy to have her picture taken haha

Sent from my Facebook

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Picture of my kitty.

Send from my my Apple II computer.

Might do an ol' 'leep lads
Night

Sent from my ipad

>>73360623
>torment

he's living in bliss

it's not what anyone considers to be bliss but it is for him

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snap of the cat haha yummy haha

Sent via Snapchat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eLK4PQKGT_8 []

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ovrBHkSgFg []

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0UcNqKtpo0

Not a fan of this gimmick

*sent by Royal Mail"

>>73360684
Alri zhang wei

Sent from my ipad

fucking BORED lads

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took a pic of the lass at Auschwitz

Sent via Gamecube

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Who /uglyname/ here?
>tfw siobhaun

Business idea: Start a business where I start businesses as a business

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Smoke weed everyday

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Hey there guys, you're gonna buy Todd Howard's new game right?

Just found out an 11 year old died during the Swedish attack
very upsetting

Business idea: Start a business that needs lots of investors and when the oldest investors want their money back I'll pay them back in the newest investor money

*Crashes the gimmick market*

Sent from my ipad

absolute STATE of /brit/ tonight haha

Sent from my keychain dongle

>>73360736
did you meet her?

>>73360796
No, don't really feel like meeting her at all when I'm sober.

Really makes u think, huh

>>73360816
imagine that

All of you need to be fumigated

Real consumer hours

Sent from my Bridgestone Battalax S21 Rear

>>73360827
going to a supermarket that sells loads of brit/yank/aussie stuff later if you want to pay 10 quid for a box of cereal.

really getting sick of the thailand meme

what

All of you need to be mitigated

>>73360869
nah some of it's alri, you can get a big block of european cheese for 150 bhat. etc.

If you're craving something you can't get at 711 there's loads of good home stuff

not enjoying this "sent from my X" gimmick

Sent from my Game Boy Advance (the original shitty one that didn't have back lighting)

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>we will be the colony of a world superpower while britain will be the colony of a designated beheading street
britards btfo

All of you need to be castrated

asian feet?

vert piqued with thailand right now

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>>73360892

>>73360880
hmmm all im missing is hummus on toast desu

>>73360886
dazzling post

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sent from my kindle dx

>>73360915
They'll have it but I don't know how much because I'm not a complete toff.

Some days honestly hurt, and I mean it. Life is hard on everyone, but as long as we connect with and nurture each other, we'll all be fine. Everyone needs everyone in the end.

Sent from my iPod

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the motorcycle

Sent from my Testicles

>>73360892
thats not nice
just because some kike doctor mutilated ur dick doesnt mean you need to project

>>73360917
i mean come on the thing came out in like 2001 playing snes-tier games and they couldn't even do backlighting? fucking hell

This lot in this here thread ought to be drawn and quartered in the name of the king.

>>73360921
>cat man
>lotr animated poster framed in bedroom
ever so SLIGHTLY reddit tbqhwyfam

>>73360926
hummus is world lad.

>>73360962
never tried it ngl, probably better not to develop a taste for anything that's probably really expensive here though.

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>>73360948
>backlight
as expected from millennials
they aint know no retro feeling

>>73360958
oops forgot i need to ask 4chan's opinions before liking things

>>73360991
haha ur flag looks like my bum
hint: jamal was over last night

>>73360991
>2001
>retro

>>73360958
he's also gay lmao
just fuck my life up

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>>73361014
Hey I weren't making no opinionated judgement but you seem to have taken offence

there sure are a lot of anti-trump artists

>>73360979
i'm getting sick of pad thai and noodles, don't like rice :/

what else do azns eat ffs

>>73361019
bender

Oppa Gangum Style! :)

Sent from my iCar

>>73361051
But I'm straight.

lol

Sent from my arduino


did i win?

>>73361065
remember when ludford used to post pictures of him watching kpop videos on his ipad while driving
howling at the thought

>>73361049
There's loads (LOADS) of good foreign restaurants and like I said.. shopping. Went to a really nice Japanese place last night and it's like 150 per meal

>>73361089
>being on 4chan for that long
howling at your life

>>73361089
are ludders

>>73361098
aye i've been to a few few

Ludlanely

wish an asteroid would destroy the earth

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>when people still defend israel after learning about the samson option

Lord Ludington VI

>>73361107
>not having been on the 'chon for ten (10) years

heh... see ya round the boards... kid............

Lud, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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>>73361133

>>73361107
reddit. that was a few months ago

>>73361149
should wear a sign round your neck saying you're a failure

Luddingtons World of Adventures

>>73361160
reddit is here to stay and there is NOTHING you can do about it :)

>>73361158
wish i was in the twin towers

why is the bahamas so developed despite being full of niggers?

is it one of those tax haven countries?

Ludford 2: The Tribes

>>73361172
are you ready?

https://youtu.be/ujcPAZOUUBU

>>73361195
tourism

>>73361195
yes
also a tourist resort country

>>73361195
mostly whites in the Bahamas, and its still a crown colony
only rebellious little islands became shitheaps

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>>73361198
>Organised fun

Is there anything worse

>>73361160
>>73361188
Literally fuck OFF back to that retarded website you internet scrubs, and take your stupid fedoras back with you too.

Send from my Philips® X6000 Epilator

just remembered a yank who argued on /brit/ that gun ownership keeps the gobernment at bay

>>73361226
stay away from khaosan and silom then, you'll still get fucked over if you plan on staying dry.. anywhere.

>>73361230
reddit and 4chan have the same userbase friend :)

absolutely despise porn but can't stop looking at it

maybe i should move to saudi arabia

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>>73361244
fckin normies

>>73361221
>mostly whites in the Bahamas
it's 90% black

>le crown rules XD
*checks flag*
ah yes

>>73361257
>the USA being a shithole has absolutely nothing to do with it being a republic!

>>73361235
Nothing keeps the government at bay.

white countries should pay reparations for africas poverty

sent from reddit

>North Korea missiles: US warships deployed to Korean peninsula

Begun, the Banter Wars have

>tfw not intelligent enough like thailad to know how to do css

>>73361269
>implying le crownXD has any control over anything outside the uk
why are we so much richer than cuckada then?

>>73361295
you can learn css in 30 minutes.

I have not "turned on Trump" as the media claims. Fake news.

>>73361296
>ten times their population
>why are we just 4 times richer than you?!?!
>urghhhhhh
Dumb yanky piece of shit cunt. Why is Canada literally better than you by almost every other metric besides pure wealth?

dumb american troglodytes

>>73361327
took you a while to find a working proxy didn't it. why isn't china richer than us if they have a larger population?

>>73361356
kek

stupid, smelly american subhumans

don't breed, please

http://store.steampowered.com/app/464340/

Excited.

>>73361389
I'm not american

>>73361389
based russia. based, based fuckin russia

just took a shower lads

>>73361403
bla bla bla go blow your brains out you stupid american donkey

>>73361421
wow, what an exciting life you must have.

>>73361421
Can you remember the last time??

>>73361425
>>73361434
>>73361438
yanks absolutely btfo!!!! how will they recover??
include me in the screenshot

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what do normies do when they're bored

reckon i could heem a hippo

>>73361474
facebook, i believe

*takes a big fat steamy dump on the ground*
i call it communism

>>73361397
>female protagonist is a tag

what the heck

>>73361463
keep hiding behind memes, you're only here 24/7 to distract yourself from your pathetic excuse of a life

>>73361507
what?

>>73361474
facebook, hangout with someone,
exercise, go into the nearest pub and meet people,

least i do that, dont know about the others.

>>73361519
what yourself pal *jabs you in the chest*

Let's all share our boring lives

>>73361523
fumar una vela...

>>73361549
Yes, sharing dealers with tourists is also a must.

>>73361575
mi mota es su mota LOL

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The Jews are why I don't have a black angel gf.

>>73361590
your comments are meaningless, just like your 'life'

>>73361635
He's trying to make a conversation with the little spanish he knows i guess, harmless enough for me though.

>>73361635
alri boris haha

Can't believe they pay this lad to post here on a fucking Sunday morning.

>trying to sleep and the neighbours alarm has been going on for half an hour
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>73361669
who gets paid for shitposting? i want to do that.

>>73361635
Harsh

>>73361326
I have desu. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people.

fuck drumpf

Someday I hope to understand what's up with south americans' obsession with editing joints into Bart simpsons mouth using ms paint, el ANO, una vela etc

>>73361756
ano = anus
vela = joint

>>73361687
Everyone who posts anti-trump stuff on /pol/ is getting paid to do it
according to /pol/

>>73361756
Argies got an obssesion with the simpsons, and i've never understood why.

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>>73361775
Not wrong.

>>73361771
but why

>>73361775
there are unironic paid shills on 4chan. on /g/ there was some shills shilling a mobile phone buying website and on /gif/ sicflicks and some other website shill there

>>73361794
mm yes clearly money changing hands here and not just shitposting

>>73361795
why does /brit/ talk about having a wank and doing a poo and watching tim?

>>73361474
normrods spend an astonishing amount of time on their phones. facey, insta, group chats among others

doing a poo lads desu

fuck cara

>sharted myself really bad
>mum's not leaving the fucking bathroom
>not sure what to do
might go ask the americans for advice

>>73361474
>>73361481
>>73361485
>>73361496
>>73361507
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
AY AY AY

>>73361844
if you have to ask you'll never know

>>73361868
shut up

*reaches through your monitor and cuts a bit of your hair off*
aha look at this gimp what happened you spaz

>>73361878
likewise for /lat/ memes.

>>73361856
Go to a different bathroom retard

>>73361887
i have androgenic alopecia

who? only a yoghurt

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Rap 'Choons: https://youtu.be/o7MCYidd7xw

>>73361844
Wanks and poos because theyre ubiquitous. Tim because it's objectively funny.

Spic humour is just...

sneaky selfie for the gf haha
http://i.4cdn.org/o/1491723966049.jpg

*reaches through phimolad's monitor and cuts a bit of his foreskin off*
there we go mate much better

>>73361902
A man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel

>>73361909
someone calculate his height, i'm guess 5'4

>>73360613
lol

>>73361908
haha yeah mocking a mentally I'll person so funney

>>73361900
good lad

>>73361929
bit rude

>>73361951
>clearly samefagging
Actually embarrassed for you friendo

>>73361903
i didn't know this song was by ice cube

7 days

>>73361961
doin you a favour lad

>>73360613
Exemplary but I think you'll find there's more than 2 lines in the first verse also you start the chorus half way through

>>73360613
really funny lad

>>73361955
Haha yeah I know it is

>>73361973
til what

ooooooooooohhhh tell me tell me tell me

Francine
Steve
Maamaa
Principal Lewis
==============
Bullock
Stan
Klaus
==============
Haley
Jeff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQ7H3qacF8

>>73361970
Where were you in the late 90s/early 00s? Living under a rock?

He even says it's Ice Cube in the song. Twice actually.

i wouldn't mind being mocked if i was mentally ill

>>73361949
Seat height on the bike is 32.7 inches

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>>73361992
Eggs?

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>roast chicken for dinner

mums taking the piss

>>73362008
haha *puts tongue behind bottom lip* buuuuhhhrrrrmmmmm bluuuhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>73362017
obliterate yourself
>>73362020
you too josie

>>73362004
the song came out in 1992

i thought ice cube is just one of those things black people call each other like hip and fresh and so forth

>>73361978
do i get free real estate for becoming a jew?

>>73362026
"i hope my leg dont break" - The Police, Walking On The Moon, referring to an upcoming fight with me

>>73362028
You didn't though, you're making it up for (You)s

went for a run today for the first time since i started lifting ~2.5 years ago

lung capacity is diminished as fuck but it felt good overall especially considering i thought it would really be a bad time

>>73362050
i dunno, i guess i just didn't expect sexual themes in an ice cube song, the guy was in some family movies

Reminder to those currently making up the antipodean invasion of /brit/, you have your own general, please return to it in an orderly manner

>>73361909
ahh yes let me ride my suicide machine shirtless and wearing tights that'll sure show everyone how much of a hardman i am

haha alri cager lad

>>73362084
reddit

>>73362052
>he posts about it here because he has no one to talk to irl

gday mates

Do any NZers itt know Mike from dunedin?

>>73362097
so?

>>73361898
>his house has multiple bathrooms

call me assad because im dropping some awful chemical bombs (farts) right now

>>73362118
doesn't yours? why not?

call me australian because im farting (like assad's chemical bombs) right now

tfw no northern gf
https://youtu.be/ttpO0dG6fx0

I know kung fu

>>73362113
so put a loaded gun to your neanderthal forehead and pull the trigger, you sad sack of shit

>>73362118
Everybody point and laugh at the 1 bathroom having peasant

Onion bhajis for breakfast

Thank god I live in London

call me trump because I am trumping (farting) right now

>>73362148
why are you being so aggressive?

>>73362138
would like to see her taking a black willy

>>73362118
>having one bathroom

lol

>>73362162
Is the Indian food to mask the smell of pollution

>>73362107
yeah ama

>Federal immigration officials said Friday they were deporting a California prostitute to Canada after she completed a jail sentence for involuntary manslaughter for giving a fatal heroin shot to a Google executive she had been entertaining aboard his yacht.

mental canadians

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

>>73362169
>replying to it
he wants attention

did a post
>>>/sp/75124061

>>73362017
there is literally NOTHING wrong with a wholesome roast on a sunday night, get the fuck out of my country

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>>73362069
He started his career as the raunchiest member of a rap group called "niggers with an attitude".

Which is why it's funny he's done family movies.

Paycheques make people do crazy things. Money's one hell of a drug.

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>>73362036
there's more than one option

there is literally NOTHING wrong with a wholesome roastie on a sunday night

Rawr x Failure

>>73362235
>roastie
>wholesome

pick 1

>>73362191
used to live with him that's all
he liked rugby

>>73362079
sorry lad /balt/ just told me to come back here and i think its full of nonces

troops being sent to Syria :/

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>>73362224

I HAD FUCKIN CHICKEN FOR LUNCH

>>73362232
only nwa song i've heard is fuck the police and i don't recall any sexual themes in that

>>73362251
most people here do

which country will fire first

>>73362259
(((Donald Trump))) bringing the freedom

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>>73362259
see you on the front lines lads

Wtf? Apparently 'Wu Tang Clan' is a music group. I thought it was some religious cult black people joined and talked about during their breaks at work.

done 13 kills and 0 deaths in Squad

>>73362259
ah yes, worked so well every other time

Really hungover, lads

>>73362312
is that the yank footie player

>>73362302
>>73362285
>>73362291
fake news

>>73362259
the jews have won again

>>73362232
>>73362277
oh yeah and express yourself as well but again i didn't realise that was by nwa

>>73362300
alri turtle

ah yes
didn't see that coming
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39540019

>>73362312
Vaginas are intensely disgusting.

>>73362233
does muzzies get cut?

>>73362333
It's not, sorry

recently filtered the word 'wtf'
very sick of its unironic usage

he'll let in Syrian refugees next

i use tf anyway

>>73362364
wtf i hate australia now

>>73362312
>Don't look at it anon, just eat it

>>73362364
wtf

bet you unhid this post just to read what it said too you wanker

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2 filtered replies lads

>>73362357
ye

>>73362362
Actually I'm pretty sure it is

>>73362300
I have no idea where the fuck I'm getting shot from in that game, it's nice when the teamwork comes together and everything goes smoothly but it's impossible to see a tiny pixel in a window 300 metres away, infuriating tbqh

why does /balt/ welcome aussies/kiwis anyway
seems like a very odd combination

>>73362427
yes Hope Solo

>>73362404
you can't really see a vagina when you're eating it anyway, maybe once you're so close you can't see it anymore going down on a baggy dangly one like that actually feels nice

>>73362364
wtf is used ironically by everyone these days

>>73362427
You knew from the start exactly who it was. Why pretend otherwise

>>73362430
you just have to learn the maps and get in a good squad

>>73362435
back in the day the brits got sick of us for constantly shitting up their general and they kicked us out, valiant aussie battlers eventually reestablished our dominance here but the splinter group never returned, much like the great schism betwixt the catholic church and eastern orthodoxy in the 12th century

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You know when you look at statues of the Roman Emperors in order and you look at each one and think "yeah, that's what an emperor looks like", then one of the statues is a malnourished guy with a broken nose from the period of Rome's decline?

That's what Trump's going to be like 4 years from now.

>>73362460
I can't remember her name

>>73362483
you didn't even thank me for reminding you what it was nigger

botnet do not click

>>73362499
>>73362499

>>73362504
you didn't

>>73362479
ahhh yes i understand now
honestly dont think this thread would be anything special without aussies, would just be UK flags arguing 24/7 about islam and communism and yanks talking to themselves

>>73362529
brits are simply incapable of understand that australians are the puppet masters in this relationship, pulling the strings and hiding in the shadows

>>73362364
wth man

@73362529
shan't be reading a lick of this drivel

Cum too quickly during sex

Thoughts?

>>73362635
you're fucked