/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

Going to bed buds

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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

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Lauren

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REALLY like this edition

Just realized that by wearing sunglasses with black lenses such as mine I can basically look at cute feet for extended periods of time without them knowing I'm actually looking at their feet
Just pretend to be on the phone and tap something while the eyes are focused on the background

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>He thinks Judiasm has anything to do with Judaism
How bluepilled can you be?

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>>73360302
Cooking spaghetti at midnight and will probably stay up even though I slept 4 hours before. I hate this IBS desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fXEzS64qJ4

Finally found myself a cute autistic girl to have camsex with from the safety of my basement.

>>73360344
why do your posts remind me of the low-quality poster known as "footkraut"...

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Took le-meme test, 30 awful questions. FIlteries a best

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>he can't spell and tries to turn it into a meme to cover his idiocy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fedwIgSid7M

>>73360366
Nice enjoy it
Especially when she's down for all the shit you like
Lmao I still have screen grabs of that one chick from FLORIDA
she would do all the things I asked her to
Catch up with her a couple years later and she said she was a drug addict and worked on chaturbate for a year or so

Women.

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>I dont know what Judiasm is

>>73360367
I'm Taiwanese

>>73360407
IT'S YOU

played grand theft auto with some koreans and they weren't very nice at all

Any particular reason besides the NAFTA that mejico is included in this general? I can count the number of beanposts of an average thread in one hand.

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I wish I lived in Rhode Island or Delaware.

>tfw you will never live in one of the smallest states

Feels really bad.

>>73360419
They were probably from Worst Korea

>>73360425
California is where it's at

Wish I were smaller.

>>73360420
There used to be more of you I swear, I don't know what happened

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>>73360420

Shut the fuck up you pathetic cunf.

>>73360420
so its "cum"

>>73360434
Wish I was a little bit taller
Wish I was a baller

pepe.png uploaded!
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>>73360431
No, fuck that state. It used to be good with the gold rushes and everything but now its filled with fags.

Even a boring shit state like North Dakota would be superior to it.

what is /cum/ listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOio1tIuBGc

>>73360469
Wow
Why so upset

>>73360480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCA8HofWsxc

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>got home too late to drink

>>73360480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZNgKZMRpsM
*does footwork for 2 hours*

>>73360480
The clacc of your mom's phat azz

>>73360469
california is comfy dunno what you're yabbering about

>>73360469
y'all need to stop basing your opinions of states on politics. California is very rich, and quality of life is very high if you want it, California has it, no matter what kind of person you are. North Dakota is basically nothingness.

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>>73360514
>too late to drink

>>73360531
>quality of life
Does this mean "cost of living"

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>>73360531
>California is very rich, and quality of life is very high

Stopped reading.

>>73360480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gwk8Rtk-pg

>>73360533
too late and too tired, have to wake up early (before 10 am) tomorrw

>>73360480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX-RDOp4XtE
>>73360514
NEVER too late or early

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>>73360302
Ad Oceanum Pacificum a summis montibus malus stercore celat amici ejus imperare illud.

I have returned my /cum/rades from my cruise. What have I missed?

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>tfw beat Ming by sitting on my comfy islands and wrecking their navy/blocking their provinces until they got tired and left the war

cascadia will be freed

just made a breakfast sandwhich, at 2 am!

haha

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>>73360620
>mfw we did this IRL to Japan

Is driving high on marijuana is as bad drunk driving ?

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I'm feeling kinda stressed. I think I should just go on a drive.

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>>73360620
That's pretty much what I do with England and everyone who opposes me in EU4. I could give a fuck about continental coalitions because they'll never be able to attack me if I'm all the way up there with a much larger navy and they're all the way down there with practically no navy.

And here's the best part: they have tons of troops they need to ship over. Roflmao.

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>Friend wanted me to go to Chile with him for a month
>said no because fuck that spic shithole
>He called me up today and said he sees my point and has a new idea
>Morocco and Spain

I don't want to fucking step foot in any Muslim country and Spain is fucking shit from what I've heard on here. jesus christ

Who was in the wrong here?
>>>/hm/1529468

>>73360727
>from what I've heard on here
Never ever listen to anything you have read on here. With that said, the absolute worst part of spain is the brit cunts who live there or are tourists. Fucking bastards all of them. But Spanish cities are quite nice, it's just very hot.

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>>73360620
>playing as japan in darkest hour
>1941
>engage american carrier group off the coast of wake
>sink 3 carriers in one battle, send them packing to san fransisco

>>73360727
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>73360727
you sound like an uncultured pleb, let your friend go with someone else, morocco is a gem

>>73360754
Wish I was autistic enough for Darkest Hour. Vicky 2 is fun, though.
>tfw colonized almost all of northern Africa as Italy
>Alexandria and Tunis were majority Catholic by the end

>>73360765
>he doesn't play with HPM

>>73360776
Nice proxy, tAlex.
Also, I did play with HPM multiple times.

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>>73360776
>he forgets his .jpg

>>73360764
>uncultured pleb

No, I just don't give a shit about non-white cultures

>>73360727

i think your friend has brown fever.

>>73360803
>no, im not an uncultured pleb, im just not interested in most of the earths culture

ok pleb

mmm I love quebec

please speak french to me papa!

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canadian """culture"""

>>73360798
i wasnt about to fedorapost you dumbass piece of shit nigger namefag
>>73360791
why not play with HPM?

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as it turns out, Normies do NOT find humor in pinochet helicopter jokes

>>73360828
pretty good desu

>>73360803
>he might be saying this unironically
>he thinks he lives in a country with "white culture"

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>>73360836
>pinochet helicopter jokes

>>73360830
Pretty sure I played with HPM during my Italy campaign desu.

>>73360828
i made home made poutine for supper today
>>73360853
genocide those muzzies

>>73360850

yknow, throwing people out of a helicopter, but commies arent people

>>73360858
I'll do it if I play Italy again desu. Still, I managed to make most of Egypt and Tunisia Catholic without genocide.

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>tfw 5 scars on my right arm and 4 on my right leg

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>>73360836

Get better friends.

>>73360903
stop cutting

canada more like canaDUH haha

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>personalitylets

>>73360903
etchings or it's but a falsehood

>>73360836
Anyone who thinks of commies as people is not someone worth knowing.

>>73360727
Spain isn't that bad, if you go to bigger cities you'll have to watch out because of the gypsys though, but it's the same everywhere in europes bigger cities nowdays.

>>73360931
on my arm its as follows;

burn, road rash, piece of metal from my bike cutting me, two spots of hot oil

on my leg, there are 4 scars from the holes from when the cog on my freewheel cut me open when i fell on my bike
>>73360942
i have tan skin, the only really visible scars on my shitty phone camera are the two oil burns cos that happened yesterday

>>73360940
MBTI is only one small step above pseudoscience

>>73360986
also trucks, since anywhere in europe you may just be walking when suddenly you hear allhu akbar and get hit by a truck

>>73360995
>tfw I have a scar on my foot because my friends and I were hitting bullets with a hammer and I basically got shot in the foot

>>73361020
youre lucky the bullet didnt fly into your head

>>73360995
>he's a man child biker
>with "tan" skin

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Can somebody explains me what is wrong with this commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VbJnN8l3A

>>73361034
>lucky

>>73361035
im half black everyone here knows this. i also live in a big city so using a bicycle is useful

>>73361013
True, but living around these people, you get used to that danger.

>>73361047
>he's "half" black

>>73361011
>giving it even a step above

Don't like being bullied by a guido weeb desu

>>73361047
>black quebecois biker
sploosh

Imagine living in a land with no water and a large amount of jews

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>>73361066
>>73361073
sigh i am not black, i am mixed

>>73361109
>he

>>73361103

oh yeah the american southwest

>>73361109
Demarius tier

>>73361123
who's demarius

>>73361042
the black guy was in the pool

>>73361109
Looks pretty much sub Saharan to me

>>73361042
>Who's the nigger in the hot tub?
why the fuck did they think that would fly?

>>73361165
i am part sub-saharan, yes. but sub-saharans dont have caucasian hair and light eyes.

>>73361179
it's okay, I think you're SUPER saharan

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i wanna have dirty sex with cara

I think I fucked up. A girl I hooked up with on and off recently broke up with her boyfriend and we had sex and she's graduating in 6 weeks so she wants to hook up in the time between now and then and then she's going to go home. Sounds good, right? But I'm worried she wants to like date me romantically and while I do genuinely like her and like having sex with her I'm worried that this is unequal. Waiting for her uber just now she was kissing me outside of my apartment and I wasn't really into that desu... I like her but I'm not gonna be inviting her to hang with me and my friends or invite her to go out to dinner with me on Friday nights.

What do I do? I might have to explain all of this to her and say that I'm not sure I can be what she wants.

>>73361199
i dont give a shit what you think, you live in a chicano infested shithole, my community is 99% white and im in the 1% feels fucking good cumskin

>>73361206
any sex with her is dirty

>>73361220
boy I think you better calm down before I have to grab my whip

only the negresses are supposed to get this sassy

>>73361217
Maybe you should ask somewhere else.

>>73361234
I guess I'll try adv

>>73361231
great that all my neighbours are white and speak english in friendly general american accents huh

>>73361217
I don't know, just tell her what you told us.
She'll maybe be mad or hurt, but at least she knows what she has to expect.

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>always thought I could sell my shitbox for 4k, 3k easy
>check one of those trade-in calculators, brings up 900 bucks
>wtf this cant be right
>check craigslist, absolutely clean ones go for 2k
>meanwhile my car has dents, cracks, tears, and some fucked up electronics
think im gonna kms

>>73361380
what the fuck? 4k can get you a 10 year old m3

>>73361264
Thanks, this is honestly what I needed to hear. I've been trying to be honest with people and this is am instance where I need to just be truthful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM&feature=youtu.be

please tell me this is real

Let's all share our boring lives.

Water is just molten ice

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>>73361380
>sold my '99 civic with sun damage, broken AC, back driver's door that doesn't open, and dented passenger side for 2750

Let's pretend we matter and that we all have very interesting lives.

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>buying honda

>>73361601

my mom had a 2007 civic and it ran just fine

>>73361574
Who is this supreme gentleman?

Let's all be very depressed and complain about NEET's shit posting.

>>73361644

well Im halfway there already

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>>73361601
>not buying honda

>>73361622
the perfect guy and yet they throw themselves at all these obnoxious men instead of him

s

>>73361667
That's terrible.
I hate to hear bad news like this.

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Tell me about the African-American Jew. What does he want?

>>73361688
True, it's a crime. An injustice.

>>73361666
I drive a toyota satan

>>73361693
money for dem programs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Real Driftu hours

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Finally someone gets it

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>future of honda drivers

>>73361717
>tfw I always liked american cars
>everybody gives me the shits about muh superior VWs, muh Porsche etc.

Im mentally Jill

>>73361764
If I was a rapp'ah/ rat-a-tat tatta,/ my first fucking album would be called Mentally ILL/ fo' real

(to the tune of 'Today was a Good Day')

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Once Syria and Russia decide to nuke America you're all welcome to come to Mexico as refugees. NO girls allowed, though.

>>73361855

>syria
>nukes

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>>73361757
It's not even about whether other brands are superior, it's simply that American brands have until very recently been extremely domestic focused and are utterly unsuited for other markets. Is a European car superior in Europe? You bet. Would I drive anything other than a landbarge or pickup truck if I lived in the USA? Absolutely not.

DON'T STOP THE MUSIC

>>73361885
what about russia

Roger
Francine
Steve
Maamaa
Principal Lewis
==============
Bullock
Stan
Klaus
==============
Haley
Jeff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQ7H3qacF8

>>73361983
Is the trick that the lever is broken?

tried to talk friend out of watching Fire Walk With Me before the Twin Peak series but he was too enamored by David Bowie's appearance

I hate people

>>73362040

no

>>73362022
>Francine
no

also legs and legman should be listed

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>>73362049

has he watched the series before at least?

>>73362022
Klaus should be right below Roger imo

Steve is Haley-tier.

>>73362082
No. I tried to convince for 5 minutes before I realized he wasn't going to listen to me.

I laid out every reason why it was a bad idea but some people are stubborn for the sake of it.

Chandler > Joey > Monica > Ross > Rachael > Phoebe

>>73362142
WE WERE ON A BREAK

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>watching Friends

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>>73362049
>tfw no Lil the dancer gf

>>73362103
>Steve is Haley-tier.
This is the voicemail of Steve Anita Smith. I'm anita call you back… heh heh heh

childhood is thinking Rachel is best girl
adulthood is thinking Monica is best girl
Patricianhood is realizing Phoebe is the best girl

I could never get into Friends.

Frasier is the patrician's choice.

Started watching The Leftovers. I like it a lot.

The writing for the teenagers is blatantly terrible tho

>>73362205
I rewatched it recently and it holds up.

I don't know why, but the whole eating in the bathroom scene will always be the first thing that comes to mind when hearing Frasier.

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>>73362205
You mean elitist's choice.

>tfw working man's sitcom

>>73362270
>not Everyone Loves Raymond

>>73362270
used to jack it to Leah Remini during this show desu

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>>73362352
The tie-in was pretty funny, but I tried getting into Raymond and didn't feel it.

>>73362391
But he hates his wife and she can't cook
what a goof

Need to watch Cheers sometime. I've never even caught a rerun.

>fuck
fuck

g9

wut

lI

which one is the uppercase i

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WHO ELSE /DRINKINGAT4AM/?

>>73362700
Me, ill get some coffee soon

>>73362730
what time is it in finlad?

>>73362730
>>73362749
shit fucking dammit i forgot the n

>>73362749
11:31

REAL NIGGA HOURS
E
A
L

N
I
G
G
A

H
O
U
R
S

>>73362700
drinking at 1 am desu

who here /peesittingdownlegsspreadwide/

>>73362796
black or full of sugar and cream?

>>73362859
im a man so i pee standing up legs spread wide
>>73362826
what are you drinking?

>>73362891
black


GOD FUCKING DAMMMITS MY FRIEDS FAT HAMBEST GF USES MY HANDSOAP TO WASH HER CUNT
ABSOLUTELUTY DISGUSINTGH

>>73362918
>what are you drinking?
jim beam and budweiser not the best, but still gets you to your desired destination

>>73362859
I do when I feel like a break.

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>>73362859
>>73362944
>>73362963
since you all seem to be the only ones here.
how are your days or evenings going? im gonna lay down in like 2ish hours

>>73362859
I always piss sitting down. Liquid hitting hard surfaces at speed creates fine spray, and pissing standing up covers your entire toilet area in that fine piss spray. Pissing sitting down simply means I don't have to clean my toilet as often.

>>73363030
making coffee now and having it with some rye bread
probs going to do nothing for the day, who knows maybe ill have to go to work

>>73363044
you are included in >>73363030
hows your day going as well?

>>73363030
I got my ass beat yesterday
shit was cash

>>73363090
>maybe ill have to go to work
i hate not having a consistent schedule
i hope you get to be as lazy as possible anon

>>73363129
what did you do?

>>73363203
6.5 mile quick movement to contact hike and right after that we had ground fighting and I went up against a guy 30 lbs 2 inches larger than me with three more years of experience
it was pretty fun though

>>73363238
what does that even mean? are you in the military?

>>73363177
its decent, i help out during the day and mostly work during the night
i have way more freetime than someone who would be employed for 8 hours a day

>>73363257
sadly

>>73363273
i also work at night but i have no free time. i put in 12 hours a night. dem paychecks tho

>>73363350
so you sleep the days mostly?
i've had this affect my mentality and my hormone levels quite badly during the winters because of never seeing the sun

my phones screen just turned on by itself
LE FUG NSA STOP ITS

>>73363396
been working 6pm to 6am for the last almost 6 years.
little more than 1 year ago i was hospitalized because my heart was beating really funny. i had almost no vitamin d in my system. doctor said a normal amount of vitamin d is between 56-60(idk what) my level was 4. these days i take vitamins and spend a decent amount of time outdoors on the weekends.

>>73363471
Faux-european architecture is so gaudy and stupid.

That stupid little muh heritage town deserves to be nuked.

>>73363450
yeah i also take multivitamin when i get a headache, i guess its placebo or the reason for the headache is the lack of vitamins, it helps when i take a nap and a big glass of water (filtered)

also do you drink milk? dont they add vitamin d in usa to milk? here they do.
personally i wont be drinking that stuff anymore because im a health autist now

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milk?

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>>73363555
milk?

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>>73363109
It's okay. Helped dad take down the ceiling lights in the hallway. He thought he could just put up the new lights right away but we noticed that the old ones created dark burn spots on the ceiling over the years so we have to repaint the ceiling first. Also I am continually fantasizing about trucking on the other side of the big pond.

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>>73363526
well then you won't like my town

fug little girls were at my door
they wanted candy

>>73363535
im pretty sure they add D to milk, i dont drink much tho.

>>73363589
*nukes your town*

>>73363569
>the other side of the big pond
if youre talking about the usa then thats a great idea, trucking is a huge industry here and my job has led me to talk with a couple truckers and a few of them i cant even understand cuz their english is so off the boat new.

>>73363619
>starts war with Canada
>never eats raspberries again
>never enjoys powdered milk again
wow that would be stupid of you, unless you own a farm somewhere else and want the price of raspberries to go up

>>73363697
I own the largest raspberry farm in the world, kid.

>>73363567
i dont understand why blushing+tears is so damn awesome but i really really like this image

>>73363716
then you'd be nuking your own farm dummy

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>>73363526
What architecture in the US nowadays isn't gaudy? Every new construction seems unnecessarily large and decorated.

>tfw you'd feel the most comfortable in a bungalow style house because those are actually a livable size and not a warehouse disguised as a residential house

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It sure is getting late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWT3cf7hsqc&t=6s

>>73363471
>>73363589
i love these gingerbread towns, they are so comfy

>>73363835
the first pic is Bavarian style and the other is dutch

i think the thaiposter is footkrauts proxy

Is it bad that I secretly hope for WW3 so I can get a pity fuck out of my ex after I'm drafted? At the very least a pity hug?

>>73364092
>hes had a relationship
what a fag

>>73364119
>tfw I'm obsessed with my ex who left me 7 months ago
I'm hardly more normie than you are man, you have to be pretty autistic to have trouble sleeping 7 months later because your first girlfriend didn't actually love you.

>>73364145
lonely sure, autist no. i think id be pissed mostly.

finnish boys suckle my teats t.y. in advance

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>>73364211
if your girl (female)
(ittatakimas)

>>73364234
what are you, some kind of fag? put your lips on these man tits already and take some of my masculine milk

>>73363685
Yeah but immigrations won't let you in for wanting to drive trucks alone and fuck marrying in the USA. Also everyone's scared of automation in the coming few years. Trucking in Europe on the other hand is far harder to automate, but on the other hand it's an underpaid shitshow.

>>73364310
well i wish you luck in whatever path you choose

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Good morning /cum/
How is your monring?
Me and my wife Satania just made some homemade skor bars. We are pretty proud of how they turned out.

>>73364453
Morning, I'm about to go to sleep.

>>73364453
organize your taskbar good god

and my morning is fine, I'm about to go to sleep because I am nocturnal. I will see /cum/ in some hours, please do not post without me anybody t.y.

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>>73364453

A better look at those skor bars if anyone cares.

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>>73364453
satania a shit

>>73364481
translate this

>>73364666
DEBIRU

>>73364688
"yup that's anime"

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Do Americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches like some sort of spread?

>>73364688
yuck i see anime

>>73366596
Fuck Drumpf

had a dream about Richard Spencer last night

Watching American movie about American teenagers. Is that true they can't jerk off in their rooms because parents could suddenly open the door?
And why do mums in your movies walk on the high keels at home?

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>tfw you wake up
damn it, not again

>>73369833

>>>/jp/16816489

>>73370166
not impressed

>>73369577
risky wanks are the best wanks although shower wanks are comfy

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could eat 2 of these no problem

*drifts with my car in front of your waifu*
What are you gonna do about it, loser?

>>73371939
the only drifts danes know about are snow drifts

t. tokyo drift pro

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Is the box in the middle oak, maple, or pine?

I don't know shit about wood

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>>73372275
maple

seriously considering killing ameri-anons for a living

>>73372311

Are you sure ?

How can you tell ?

Jury duty tomorrow.
Going to make sure that faggot gets the chair for interrupting my day

>>73372311

I think you're wrong anon. It might be oak.

>>73372805
like you had anything important planned

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just realized the TTC raised fares again by another 10 cents
wtf

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>>73372440
You want some of this?

>>73373550
i don't give a shit anymore, call me a redditor, 9gager, le memer.

Justin is quite handsome

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>>73373550

>>73373658
gay
ha didnt see that coming

hello
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>>73373979
GOT EM

*insults finland*

>>73373999
Hola! Me gustan tus numeros.

>>73374049
go eat smorrebro you fattie

>>73374291
NO.

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gonna go bed now

nighty night cum

>>73374503
uhh but It's 10 AM???

tfw too lazy to wipe my table so used pressurized air

*walks into the /cum/ thread*

*sees anime*

*walks out of the /cum/ thread*

Holy cockballs

it's a samsquamptch!

Which is better, danish pussy or finish pussy?

>>73375789
Finnish

Finally got a gf

>>73375846
fag

>>73375891
I love you too anon

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>I drive an American car

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>I drive a Japanese car

*shoots anime in the head*

>>73376184
hey, at least they have good fuel mileage

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What happened with Trump? He is not pro-Russian now.

>>73376304
Russia started promoting gassing civilians in syria

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>>73376346
Provide proofs that Russia did it.

>>73376575
I didn't say they did it, I said they promoted it. Which is obvious considering they said us bombing the airbase that gasses the civilians severely hurt our relationships with russia.

>>73376304
Neocon jew Kushner is running the show now

Israel and/or Turkey gassed some people in Syria and then drumfpt got all emotional and made a woman shoot some missles at a runway because Kushner told him it was a good idea and Trump doesn't know what hes doing

Bannon is our only hope

>>73376304
Don't believe his lies.

Fuck Drumpf.

vote a - wwiii happens
vote b - wwiii happens

just caught the nigger thats been letting their dog shit in my lawn red handed

>My dog aint the only one that shit there

Make a new thread I wanna post a pic lol

>>73377197
post passport you fucking german autist

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>>73377243
I'm Taiwanese

>>73377299
ok

New

>>73377371
>>73377371
>>73377371