Why is Dutch so fucking horrendous to listen to?

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Don't be rude
About the Dutch
I love their voice
So very much

>>73362513
but you hate dutch

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>>73360052
Yeah it sounds like a drunk idiot trying to speak german and english at the same time

Absolutely horrible

>>73364233
german is worst than dutch dude

>>73364387
No

>>73364233
>sounds like a drunk idiot trying to speak german and english at the same time
This

I had a friend from the Netherlands who could speak German, French, English. Dutch and Spanish. And the only time he sounded like an autistic retard was when he spoke Dutch.

>>73364490
dat is vrij homo gast

>>73360052
The only dutch i have ever listened to is ASMR and it sounded alright.

>>73365497
>ASMR
To this day I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

>>73360052
dutch is reall an ugly language

2 white 4 you

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I always have to smile when listening to Dutch.
It sounds cozily retarded

>>73360052
Houd je bek, kanker ping-ping.

>>73364233
Kut duitser, jouw taal klinkt als of je continu aan het poepen bent wanneer je praat.

>>73364490
Ga die muur nu maar betalen, fucking nepmens.

>>73365725
this.
And why do you hate our lanuage so much. Its beautiful in its own way. The right way. And how the fuk do Germans hate our lanuage it sounds almost the same.

>>73365725
I don't hate it. It just sounds a bit retarded desu

>>73360052
Why is German so fucking horrendous to listen to?

ftfy