/brit/

cara

>>73357887
then what?

brap

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me and the bf

yellow fever runts out

no more elliot rodgers

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>>73357925
Cute t b h

I'm hoping to make my South Korean flat mate my gf (male)

>>73357899
S T R E A M
T
R
E
A
M

How long before you think shit has to actually be done in DPRNK? I realize they are not a threat right now, but they will eventually make missiles that can reach some sort of relevant land. I wonder if the leader will be assasinated, or a land invasion? DPRNK has a massive army and notable air force. Could get messy.

When?

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r8 my girl lads

>>73357960
china's getting sick of their shit and they know it so they'll probably start chimping out with their pathetic nukes soon

>>73357960
fucking autistic hours where the nonce does his trademark stream and literal autists go and watch while they try to struggle to think of things to say that aren't completely fucking bent (everything they say is bent)

>>73357956
naw

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>>73357932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8erBBbZD3s

>>73357960
>but they will eventually make missiles that can reach some sort of relevant land

Good. North Korea has seen what happened to Iraq, Syria and Libya thanks to US imperialism.

If the DPRK can make the Americans think twice before invading, fine by me. They should take as many Yankees down with them as possible.

>>73357960
Nah lad, they're harmless. It's just posturing

>>73357978
all bahamians should be killed

>>73357932
asian women are superior they're family oriented and traditional and loyal

white women just want to ride the cc until about 30 and then settle down with some beta accountant or engineer who can provide them a comfy upper middle class standard of living
of course they'll still shag chad and tyrone but they'll no longer have to worry about basic security of housing and food etc

>>73357978
strange crotch area on that suit model ahah

why could that be

>>73357986
what will they do with them? didn't they recently test one succesfully with the ability to reach japan?

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>US invading Syria
>carriers moving towards Korea

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>242kbps

>>73358016
probably try to nuke china ironically enough

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>>73358011
>>73357887

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>>73357951
i was in taiwan for a couple of weeks for a conference, by the end of it was really attracted to them lads, even though previously i never had a thing for them. guess it's just environment and people you like.

>>73358000
Okay abdul, but you of course realise that this will never happen, and if Kim Jung Un so much as farted too loudly in the general direction of the USA, DPRNK would no longer exist

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How does one obtain an asian gf?

>>73358016
they can possibly cripple japan and definutely utterly demolish the southern cities.

Seoul would be vaporized
the South would win militarially but it would loose most of its nation.

it really can't exist forever
without the USSR to prop it up, and China very reluctant to do so, its only going to get worse until there is a revolution or a war, both of which are bad for everyone.

>>73357978
those are some pretty broad shoulders for a girl and tha-oh...

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>>73358081
go to Asia or Vaughn Mills

>>73357960
china will assassinate kim jong un before the end of the summer and install a puppet regime

china realized that he needs to go soon before he fucks shit up for everyone

>>73358050
But why?

Do you thinkt his would happen and China crush them before the UN or the west intervened?

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wts: tfg

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I was holding out hope that the missile attack on Syria by the US would just be a limited reprisal, but the way things are going right now with a possible invasion going on atm I've pretty much completely lost faith in Trump being anything more than a buffoonish puppet
very depressing

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pejoratively reading Thai posts lads

>>73358081
just be yourself

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>>73358128

>>73358108
thai girls are uggo compared to Sinosphere

>>73358108
>goy
haha that was the funniest name there

>>73358086
That's what I mean. The situation has to come to a head eventually. Government will never change. The only reason nothing has happened yet is they can;t actually back up most of their threats. One day they will be able to though. Their tech is like ours 40 odd years ago, but our tech 40 odd years ago can still do some serious damage

used a big word and got no replies

>>73358086
nah china won't let it get as far as a war they would kill kim jong un themselves if it came to that

the only reason they haven't is because they don't want north korean refugees flooding into china but once they figure out how to avoid or deal with that then kim will die

>>73358129
that's a big word
>>73358157
for you

>>73358166
that or their people will eventually be fed up with their shitty situation.
especially compared to South Korea
plus the government can't block foreign media any more, even Chinese media looks like heaven compared to NK atm

funny because the DPRK was legitimately better than the South decades ago, which makes it even worse for people who remember how it used to be.

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the 9/10 korean gf (left)

>>73357932
Elliot's dad was a jew

>>73358107
pre-emptive strike because they will think china is going to invade them

plus china wont respond with its own nukes since nk nuking china is like verne troyer punching arnold schwarzenegger

>>73358130
how does one exactly "be yourself"?

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>>73358187
:)

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>>73358154
Most SEA girls try to look chink as possible anyways

Cat is behind the couch again, silly cat.

>>73358245
If by chink you mean white, then yeah.

>>73358251
haha kot

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>>73358251
is this your cat?

>>73358062
>Okay abdul, but you of course realise that this will never happen, and if Kim Jung Un so much as farted too loudly in the general direction of the USA, DPRNK would no longer exist

It will. A few more years and the DPRK will be able to hit America.

I'm not advocating a first strike. But if the US invades, or attacks North Korea with nukes, the DPRK should absolutely annihilate as much of the US and its allies in the region as it can.

>>73358199
>the government cant block foreign media any more

how so? citizens there can't get normal internet or television, can they? i think the whole place is quite heavily indoctrinated

Want to stick my penis in a girl lads

Cx

Hoping Dr*mpf doesn't get Seoul blown off the face of the earth by the Norks with his antics, to be honest. The South Koreans are good lads

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reckon i'm gonna post a doggo pic on the old 'chon then

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>>73358251
*eats your cat*

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>>73358269
He's BEHIND the couch, dumb sexy aussie.

>>73358128
>a businessman turned reality star whos been a meme for 20 years is acting like a buffoonish puppet

never saw that coming

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>>73358206
What's your point?

>>73358011
Silly stereotypes

>>73358302
are you good looking, fit, and have a good job? if not then too bad

>>73358306
Seoul is ugly anyway

>>73358296
That wont happen. There will be intervention before they have the capabilities. By China or the USA, or the UN, or all of them. They are on a very short leash.

Wonder what cat meat tastes like

Want to try dog meat for sure one day

people are still unironically using the word troll
not attractive

>>73358296
>the DPRK should absolutely annihilate as much of the US and its allies in the region as it can.

so a couple of south korean fishing boats?

>>73358301
they can't but its very easy to connect to the internet and receive satellite signals now which the government has a hard time to prevent.

>>73358347
Then South Korea will feel their wrath.

>>73358359
They could easily wipe out Seoul.

>>73358011
This really sums up why asians are the patrician's choice

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>>73358349
being a veggie is the black pill
don't want to eat something i wouldn't want to kill with my bare hands

>>73358349
I'm going to Vietnam in about 2 weeks and curious about dog meat as well.

>>73358374
>muh bare hands
virgin

>>73358374
is black pill a good thing then?

>>73358372
they're a meme nation with a leash smaller than un's dick

if they tried anything, they'd get pumelled

twitch tv/ice_poseidon

anyone else in this thread watch this autist? he's trying to pick up women atm lol

>>73358349
cat meat is stringy and gross

dog meat tastes like really cheap steak

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>>73358372
Why are tankies always so unhinged and sadistic, lads? Is it because they know deep down that radical centrism is the most effective political ideology?

>>73358354
don't think they actually exist

just a term for 'i dont like this opinion'

>>73358419

it's QUITE cringeworthy by the way to be completely honest with you

>>73358404
its what fags call their vague unspecific "nihilist" beliefs

>>73358414
>if they tried anything, they'd get pumelled

obviously, why do people keep saying this?

my point is that NK should get as many weapons as possible to take its enemies down with it, if it looks like the country is about to be invaded. nothing to lose at that point really.

if iraq had been able to nuke the us would they have invaded? nah

>>73358403
yeah...
with women haha

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reminder if you're anti-war you're a racist and a nazi

>>73358389
>curious about dog meat
>Canadian flag

Jajajajaja

The absolute STATE of the People's Republic of Hongcouver

>>73358431
Effective at what, bending over to warmongers and CEOs?

>>73358325
butthurt white girl detected

>>73358419
once got a student of the week award in year 4 or 5 for writing an "excellent essay on poseidon"

i only copied what was on the piece of paper the teacher gave me, i thought that was what i was supposed to do

Ah yes, being a vegetarian is nihilistic.
Another quality leaf post.

>>73358450
apart from all the innocent north and south koreans residing there.

someone should just assasinate him and impose a regime change

>>73358463
it's infuriating how liberals will use this to paint opposition to imperialism as racist/far right

typical handmaidens to warmongers

>>73358476
then you're using blackpill wrong idiot

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> they're a meme nation with a leash smaller than un's dick

> if they tried anything, they'd get pumelled

knew a guy whose last name was hong, he wasn't even asian

>>73357887
Literally no ass, that shit is concave

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>>73358468
Nah, just at running the world, lad. I wouldn't expect Posadist runts to understand.

>>73358493
reminder that the proponents of African colonialism were Whig liberals who saw it as a chance to end slavery and "enlighten" Africans while the Tories just wanted to stay out of African business and only set up trade posts/deal with local rulers.

>>73358483
>impose a regime change
Yeah good luck with that. If anything that would just galvanise them further into seeing the US/NATO as the enemy. The state/party/military is too entrenched to decapitate like that.

north korea is like a 2 year old throwing a tantrum

if it throws rocks in your eyes, that doesn't give you the right to beat the shit out of it

>>73358500
I'm not. It is the ultimate realisation.

>>73358463
Absolutely baffling. The only function of such a statement is to signal "Hey, are you confused which side you should be on? Lefties this way!.. War is good!"

>>73358450
>if iraq had been able to nuke the us would they have invaded? nah

they probably would have just used a slightly more elaborate strategy than basically putting troops down inhumvees and letting them fuck shit up across a desert.

the reason everyone keeps telling you that they'd get pummelled is that their only power is in a single first strike because they'd get wiped off the face of the earth after that. any attempt at a first strike would be detected instantly and it's anyone's guess as to what they would do. the moment NK become an actual threat, some group of people will decide enough is enough and act to destabilise it internally.

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>>73358533
>Posadist

I'm not that mental.

Yet.

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raining

>if it throws rocks in your eyes

What did he mean by this?

Louis CK is absolutely killing it on SNL lads

>>73358593
no idea what you're talking about

>>73358582
rocks and nuclear weapons are basically the same thing

>>73358593
do people on here still call him Louis Cuck King?

that started the whole "cuck" obsession this entire site has now

>>73358544
it refers to nihilism dummy, that's the entire point
fuck off using dumb memes if you aren't even going to use them right.

>>73358504
literally how is that in anyway fedora?

Itsa me!

>>73358629
cuckio

>>73358611
Saturday Night Live (abbreviated as SNL) is an American late-night live television sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels and developed by Dick Ebersol. The show premiered on NBC on October 11, 1975, under the original title NBC's Saturday Night. The show's comedy sketches, which parody contemporary culture and politics, are performed by a large and varying cast of repertory and newer cast members. Each episode is hosted by a celebrity guest (who usually delivers an opening monologue and performs in sketches with the cast) and features performances by a musical guest.
>>73358613
Maybe, I've always kind of hated him because of 4chan but he's really funny.

>>73358593
He's actually one of the best yank comics alive right now. Hard to believe given all the memes, but it's true

>>73358640
SNL is awful

>>73358617
>responding to fedora spammers
they are just fauna

>>73358612
>rocks in your eyes

>unironic yellow fever
how pathetic can you even be

>>73358649
it's for yanks so maybe that's why

>>73358667
Asians are bro tier, plus the women are on average much thinner than Anglo broads

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> literally how is that in anyway fedora?

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attracted to a jew lads

>>73358675
t. Kim Park

can i get tucked in?

>>73358691
I'd fuck moot too desu

>>73358675
t. John Smith

did you watch T2(trainspotting2)?

>>73358593
Wots a "SNL"?

>train autists

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>>73358716
>>73358729
It's just a fact, asians are skinnier statistically

>>73358649
agreed

>>73358782
Which is why Asian masculinity doesn't exist I guess.

>>73358731
Can I download it yet? Is it a decent sequel or just exploiting the cult audience?

because Asian girls will eat like one box of poccy sticks and bubble tea for an entire day

>>73358793
is it actually popular in states? i dont know a single person who watches it even though it's on tv here

>>73358817
aren't they so great?

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I like planes, cats, and guys.

>>73358767
>He doesn't like trains

what kind of man are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXn7dQM5mRg

why is german political music so catchy

>>73358827
Not really. It was better in the past so most 30-40 year olds enjoy it. I don't know a single person who watches it. They only have maybe one good sketch per show.

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>>73358849
choo,,, joooh....,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VFbh_0hawE

what

>>73358837
ahh yes, the leafs

SNL has like a billion views per youtube video

their sketches often hit the news and I know a few people here that watch it

stop lying to yourself

>>73358872
Nothing wrong with wanting an asian gf

anglo girls don't compare

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Flying off on holiday in a couple of days lads.

>>73358899
Where to?

>>73358895
plenty wrong you twat

haven't been on a plane since I was like 6

>>73358904

Bali to meet family who I haven't seen in over 10 years lad

>>73358918
Is that where they're from or expats?

>>73358902
comfy livery

>>73358812
middle

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idk who's shilling who on /pol/ anymore

>>73358889
The sketches that hit the news and get hits on youtube are the good ones. Like I said, it's very hit and miss. Not worth sitting through an hour and a half for only one or two sketches that make you laugh, sometimes none.

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>>73358933
yes

>>73358918
>Bali
grim

>>73358928

They're from the Indo side of my family lad

>>73358889
it seems common consensus that the trump sketches were what bought it back from a massive slump.

fun fact: In Indonesia if a woman wants to join the police force or the military they have to take the "two finger test" to check their virginity.

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these are nice but do NOT sit at the back
very noisy

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777

>>73358987
What? Why?

>he doesn't have flight benefits
it would be odd paying for air travel desu, I feel bad for you all

>>73358987

Fair dos. I wouldn't trust a roastie with my safety or my life. Let alone hold up moral standards.

>>73359021
Just Muslims things

>>73358961
SNL is utter shit now
maybe a decade ago it was alright

also their entire business practice is cancer, they fuck comedians more than they help them now.

>>73359039
>also their entire business practice is cancer, they fuck comedians more than they help them now.

How so? I'm not gonna use this as material to kickstart my indie comedy skit to put up on youtube.

>>73359027
good lad

how old were you when you had your earliest placeable memory lads?

2 here

really wish i joined the marines so i could've gotten stationed at okinawa

le sigh

>>73359080
absolutely everything you do on SNL, every idea you come up with, every charecter you create, every skit or joke or gimmick, is THEIR property.
it means if you want to be creative they have you by the balls if you ever want to leave
plus they pay you pretty poorly compared to being successful as an independent comic and often force you to do shit skits their writers put out rather than your own ideas.

>tfw in love with a bi friend
only once made out with him but i was so drunk i can barely remember it
had a gf at the time
all he's ever had was gfs... not good to listen to them fucking on a saturday night in my room when we were flatmates

>>73359184

> had a gf at the time

font

>>73359173
>plus they pay you pretty poorly compared to being successful as an independent comic

it's incredibly difficult to make a living as a comic let alone become rich and famous
may as well play the lottery that's the kind of odds you're up against there

SNL is complete rubbish but if you're trying to make a living as a comedian and you get offered a spot you really can't turn it down

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i cut myself before i start drinking so i get more blood alcohol content for my booze

>>73359206
i meant him
though two girls made out with me that night too
one was a drinking game thing, the other just liked me

imagine making out with your mate and having a big wedding and spooning

seems really weird and surreal

>>73359173

Sounds a lot like working for Disney 2bh. Except art fags BEG to get screwed over

>>73359243
that's the deal you make then
sell your soul for a steady solid wage or take a risk independently

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>>73359265
yeah

>>73359247
Go donate plasma they take lots of blood so you get drunk easy plus it pays for your booze.

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>>73359306
woah

>>73359100
I have one memory going back to nursery. Most early memories early 2000's. I literally can't put a time frame on most of my life though, literally all just a haze

>>73359306
not allowed to because im gay

>>73359100
I was bit by a dog as a 2y old and vividly remember the doctors working on me while I was getting stitches/surgery

>>73359373
just wear a false mustache and they'll never know.

>>73359373
>>73359395
nah just fucking around, unironically not allowed to because i lived in britain in the 90s

fucking australian snobs

I'm enjoying this /pol/ack groundswell going on atm
was getting pretty sick of American bullshit and reddit/brierbart/milo or whatever wank

>>73359408
mad cow?

>>73359414
yep

>>73357887
How do I get qt Korean gf?

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>>73359265
Seems really nice honestly. I had a crush on my best friend during high school

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN JAPAN

FUCK

i love stephen fry

>>73359478
You'll probably be miserable after the honeymoon phase wears off.

quick

all normies finally asleep

sing karaoke

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nKmCvLNGnN

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moving to Vietnam in a couple weeks
VERY excite and a bit nervous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

>>73359493
honestly don't think it would ever wear off desu

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>>73359522
did a /brit/ vocaroo for the Spanish war
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBxwT1qmfS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBxwT1qmfS

>>73359536
it would

>>73357978
Okay, so far everything looks normal
And, ohhhh ok nevermind

>>73359551
you underestimate my love of japan

i love everything about it down to the what others would consider mundane minutiae

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>>>/pol/120227344
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>>73359589
I bet you do lol

>>73358081
Live in Oregon, and don't be a fag.

>>73358154
I'm pretty sure Thais are mostly sino themselves

>>73359596
what's funny?

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Hatsune Miku lads

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>>73359594
USA HERE WE COME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

>>73358325
Elliott's parents also divorced, and he grew up in the merialistic culture of California with no understanding why people rejected him.

novel idea : protag is a /pol/tard and manages to kill all untermensch in the world. He creates natsoc ubermensch utopia with superior eugenics power where every man and woman is blond and blue eyed. suddenly a brown man comes out from nowhere in the jungle of south america with some unknown infectious disease. All ubermensch get killed because they have no immune to this. Only the bron man survives and he says to protag


"cuck"

>>73359522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Y8Ryp9fp3

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canada is a joke

really not buying into the whole "i work in IT" shit that thailad is pushing. Like 99% of foreigners living in thailand are english teaching runts and the other 1% are engineers. there are next to no tech jobs for foreigners in asia

>>73359699
t. expurt

Everyone's an English teach or works in I.T

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>>73359674
https://youtu.be/NiwqRSCWw2g#t=94
we're not the ones getting run over by trucks and thrown into a war by our government m8

was at the cemetery today and saw a headstone of someone with the surname "graves"

if that was my name i'd want to be cremated

>>73359717
wrong. there is no shortage of domestic work in IT in thailand

Smash the patriarchy lads

>>73359764
no thanks lad
I enjoy roads and running water

>>73359408
I'm not allowed to cause I lI've in Switzerland in the nineties.
>hurry durr mad cow disease

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reminder this is who the Yanks are fighting to protect
these are members of the White Helmets whom recently won an Oscar from yankcucks

>>73359743
Well you clearly know more about it than I do. Will certainly start an argument with you over it.

>>73359794
so brave

>>73359803
yeah okay. you need to learn when to admit you are wrong

>>73359651
>merialistic

*Scribbles an anarchy symbol on a wall*

Ah yes, really am quite the original and revolutionary thinker I am

i'm so hairy i might get a full body wax so i can actually feel the soft skin of a girl's bum against my thighs as i fuck her from behind

*hurls a brick at riot police*

history will remember me

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>2017
>the year when 5 out the 6 Canadian teams make the playoffs
>Trump starts WW3

yanks just can't handle the banter at all
soon it will be time for drastic action

heterosexuals are nonces
they literally breed women who like they're 12
like mila kunis or that one from modern family dating a 40 year old lmao

>>73359794
ugh i cant watch thoat slitting

i can watch people being shot or crushed or burned alive all day but throat slitting is a bit much for me

'member that lad who threw a brick at those cops?
I named by Zon after him

>>73359856
I always found that scene in Braveheart when the English captain slits the girls throat to be really unsettling.

>>73359856
prefer throat slitting to burned alive.

empathy kicks in a bit more.. every inch of your skin just exploding with pain.

>>73359903
naw burning man looks rad and you can't really see the damage

throat slitting is just so quick and painful yet you're still obviously alive for it and just bleed out.

>>73359903
being burned alive is reddit tier

getting my daily dose of JonTron and PewDiePie lads

>>73359928
I think like.. fuck, even when you burn your finger or something it hurts like a cunt. That over your entire body would be fucking awful. Would much rather bleed out and drift away.

>>73359956

good lad

*Farts into my hand*
*Throws it at you like Goku's kamehameha from the popular anime series dragon ball z (Not GT) by Akira Toriyama*

*browses dailymail*

>>73359959
its a MUCH worse death but not as bad to watch

>>73350000

i hate racism and sexism i'm a good person!

>>73359988
*gets sexually aroused*

>>73359999
I just go by empathy, was desensitised long ago. More like "poor bloke" than "eww gross"

>>73360035
reddit

mental how alan rickman played a german in die hard and ralph fiennes also played a german in schindler's list

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>>73359988
>Not GT

Hey bros, Sorry for all the text.
While my brother was visited for the weekend he had left Facebook logged in. At some point my Grandpa must have gone on the computer, which may have been the only time he's ever done so.
Last week I called to let him and my Grandma know that I would be passing their town on the way to Niagara Falls and again on the way home. Grandma insisted that my "roommate" and I come for dinner. Grandpa got on the phone and told me that he had been worried that I worked so much, that I never brought a girl to family functions or talked about a girl.
Now the shocker, he said he was "So glad to learn that [I]'d gotten engaged" and that he was "so proud" of me and happy that I'd found somebody to spend my life with. Once my fiancé and I showed up for dinner Grandpa was super friendly, calling him "my boy" and pulling out photo albums.

>>73360050
ironically it's being on 4chan so long that did it. Ancient /b/ gore

Business idea: End every post I make with sent from my ipad as a gimmick

Sent from my ipad

>>73360107
You spelled iPad wrong

>>73360107
bad gimmick

Sent from my iPhone

>>73360115
very yankish post this

>>73360115
Fuck off steve job's homosexual ghost

Sent from my ipad

I was just trying to help.. :(

Business idea: grease monkey user agent script.

Mozilla/51.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:49.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/49.0

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this series is pure Kino
especially this segment
https://youtu.be/9WBY-C-VKTg#t=3128

honestly I like Star Wars a lot as an idea, as a sort of modern myth. bit sad to see it die.

Update To: "Found Out My Oldest Son Is Gay, And Has A Boyfriend"

Today has been a really eventful day.
It all started with me casually asking my oldest if he's seeing anyone this Valentine's Day. I noticed that he got a little uncomfortable, and as any father would, I asked him what's wrong. He went on about if I'd accept him no matter what. Well, as yall know, I 100% support my son, and after I told him that, he beat around the bush for a good 20 minutes. He ended up telling me that he's gay, and has been seeing someone (which I already knew, of course). My wife and younger son were there, and everyone was happy with each other.
His boyfriend is a 17 year old skinny blonde guy, who is out to his parents. My son allowed my wife and I to speak to him over the phone, and he seemed really sweet and caring. The boyfriend's mother and my wife spoke to each other, and we decided to set up a little get-together, just to get to know eachother. My son and his boyfriend are going on a date to a local movie theater while the rest of us are meeting up, which will happen on the 14th.
I'm glad everything turned out great. In the end of the day, the only thing I want to see is my for my son to be happy, and I think he's found that happiness. I would also like to thank the /r/askgaybros community for being very welcoming and warm to me! :)

>>73360157
can you paste reddit somewhere else?

Got a one of those memory foam matresses a while ago to replace my old decrepit matress that was probably full of dust n' shite and probably ravaging my respiratory tract every night.

Quite a lovely bit of kit 2bh

Sent from my ipad

>>73360162
but where else can i get yous with such high frequency rorke

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>grease monkey

i practice kendo

>implying you will get (you)s
sorry only creative gimmicks get attention, not reddit spam

>>73360190
there's no fake internet points here, sorry to break it to you.

Greece monkey

Nah just kidding. The first friend I made in uni was a pretty Greek girl 2bh

Sent from my ipad

a leaf was mean to me lads

Cromwell was right

sent from my ipad

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>but where else can i get yous with such high frequency rorke

New gimmick: Steal some lads gimmick by claiming it as your own New gimmick

will do cum tributes if anyone wants

post your girl

will do cum tributes if anyone wants

post your girl

Sent from my Zune

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>>73360236

>>73360235
You will be scutinised and subsequently penalised for plagarism by the gimmick committee

Sent from my ipad

alri alri alri

Sent from my Samsung LED Smart TV

would a tranquiliser dart penetrate a thick jumper or perhaps 2 thick jumpers?

beard hairs will NOT grow on my jawline/lower cheek

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>>73360266
>not just using an android TV box

Gimmick: Take a vacation to another country and make low-tier posts under said flag.

Captcha: Caddie Calle

Visa Calle

>>73360281
done this several times in the USA

>>73360275
welcome to johnny depp land

Business idea: Draw facial hair on my face with a pen and see if anyone notices

Sent from my ipad

>>73360275
how old are you? beards still develop into your 20s
mine was patchy when I was 19, now its very thick

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Grow a beard cross calle

might go out and buy a shitload of plants

what should i get? i'm thinking a japanese peace lily and a cactus but any other recommendations?

>>73360316
bonzai tree

>>73359829
Thanks lad

>>73360320
fuck that i don't have time for that bullshit

>>73360316
Jasmine lad. Maybe a lithops as well

Sent from my ipad

>>73360316
bonzai plant

>>73360324
your welcome love mum x

sent from my iphone

>>73360316
bonzai tree

>>73360306
20 but been shaving for several years

>>>/pol/120246998
>>>/pol/120246998
shan't be opening this image aha

Sent from my PSP

>>73360337
jasmine, eh? eell, I always have liked that as a girl's name

>>73360334
I've got a shitty one that I wanted to keep inside but turns out it needed more sunlight than that. Just needs watering every couple of days and that's it. Just sits on the balcony, barely grows at all.

>>73360370
what kind is it?

my mum used to have a jade tree but i used to steal the leaves and stick pins in them while pretending they were people

thailad ive been gone for a year ive forgotten ur site link pls i want my kev soundboard

>>73359928
I read that the traditional way to slaughter a pig is to cut it's throat in the direction of the heart, but not quite to the heart. Apparently pigs don't feel it so much, and you don't risk blowing half their head off if they move while shooting them. I think deep cuts don't hurt very much, but the psychological shock would be insane.

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>>73360380
>what kind is it?
no idea looks like this
>>73360384
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard

all the recordings on vocaroo expired so I put them on youtube if you want to listen.

>>73360365
They smell pleasant and you could probably make jasmine tea as well lad

>>73360401
Nigga. Bonsai is a cultivation technique as opposed to being a specific plant of a specific species.

Sent from my ipad

bloody hell it's 7:00 lads

sent from my iwatch

>>73360426
I don't fucking know, I couldn't even spell it right. I just wanted a plant that could sit in my living room but the cunt wouldn't even do that.

>>73360401
christ how long have you been with us and when did you start the site?

>some based Anon on /brit/ recently pointed out she's a k-pop singer
>picture of a post from two years ago
update it you lazy cunt

>>73360456
>>73360456

>>73360316
Get an arborvitae

Sent from my Xbox 4

>>73360341
*snort*
Thanks maaaam, your tendons are da best.

Sent from my raspberry pi

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>>73358782

>>73357978
Battle of the bulge.