Ask an Aussie anything

stop shitposting

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>>73357595
That's not a question

>>73357585
Is Hugh Jackman a mutant with immorality and metal bones?

>>73357628
could you stop shitposting?

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>>73357661
That's a movie mate

>>73357673
Nah

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ree

>>73357918
have you ever met abos irl? if so what are they like?

Have you ever ran over a kangaroo?

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>>73357954
Yeah I have. I mean apart form a Tasmanian one that was my mate and his family there was some old guy up in Darwin when I was a child and he told me about being picked up and bounced around the house in Cyclone Tracy.

My mate's family had fought for Australia in the army for 5 generations and got the ability to vote for the country they fought for it 1967. That sort of thing

>>73358025
Don't get them where I live hey

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>>73357585
Your thread is trash, you're giving Australians a bad name. Delete this!

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>>73357585
I want to keep a wombat, a koala bear, and a wallaby as pets
is it possible in Australia?

>>73358985
Probably. I doubt they'll be keen though mate. Wild animals

Will you post your bp?

Is it true that kangaroos can knock you out with one punch?

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>>73359045

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>>73359055
Probably just kick you in the belly and your guts will go everywhere. Messy

>>73358047
Tasmanian abos are genetically superior to mainland abos.

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C-could I pass as a local in your country?

(No bully pls)

>>73359212
Sup Brevik.

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Morning

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>>73359363
Hey man. How are you?

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>>73359396
Pretty nice actually, how are you doing?

Have you ever killed a cane toad? Can you get paid to?

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>>73359441
Eh ufc was shit. Kinda bored. Apparently there's been a happening but idk what's going on so guess I'm gonna get happened

>>73359470
Nah I don't live in Qld. And nah I think its more of a hobby. One of the people I talk to online used to wander about with a slug gun and fill a bucket up most days though I think

>>73359488
Thought they were all over australia, guess not then.
Have you ever visited any other anglo countries besides your own and NZ?

>>73358345
Stop it Chen.

>>73358985
Wombats are messy and hard to look after. Our native animals don't make good pets. You can get a handling license as part of being with wildlife care organisations, but it's really not want you think. They aren't domesticated in any respect.

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>>73359527
Nope. Been all over most of Australia though. Saw a big turtle on the Great barrier reef. That sort of thing

>>73359534
I'm Tasmanian. Wang

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>>73357585
Peace?

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>>73359618
Are you the jap Scitzo?

>>73357585
Did you draw it yourself (oppic)?

>>73359915
Nah I found it on /int/

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>>73359953
It's cute, good afternoon mate. How it's going? Have you heard anything from the french anon who was going to dinner with a qt boi?

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>>73360110
Nope. How are you?

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>>73360110
I was in bed sorry so I didn't see.

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>>73360395
Not bad but i didn't sleep, was erping with a qt boi till it was 6-7 am and then when i finally got into my bed, i was just lying there covered in my blanket trying to sleep, then of course my stupid neighbour has to come and disturb me when i finnaly have started to drowse, around 11 i was phoned from my uni cause i didn't fill up my university network account etc
So i didn't get to sleep at all now i'm only sustaining myself on tea and cupcakes
>>73360408
It's fine i wasn't there too. The last thing i heard of him was about how he feels nervous before the dinner

>>73360561
*didn't sleep so well

>>73357585
What part of Australia are from?
Best state and worst state?
Best city and worst city?

>>73360561
Yeah I read the thread when I got into bed.

Sorry you got no sleep. Where did you find the boy? He's my gf now desu

Also tea and cupcakes are good but so I'd sleep man. So you have school tomorrow?

>>73360599
Hey Chang. Um I'm from Tassie. Best state is California and worst is south Australia. Sydney is nice and the gold coast is bad

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>>73360602
Where do you find people? Social network sites and nah i'm going to keep him all to myself
No I have no school tommorow mommy

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>>73360655
Thats nice dear. Also selfish

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>>73360696
>he would share his qt boi with someone else
What are you, a heretic?

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>>73360742

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>>73360812
Maki-chan is the best girl especially if she's a finnish boi

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>>73360878
I bet that wasn't really that Finnish poster.

idk even what the hype is about Finns. Most of them look like they have low level down syndrome

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>>73360952
Probably, all I know is there was and still is a some finn twink from /mämmi/ general and i've heard some things about a qt estonian twink in /rus/ general.
Regarding the hype... eh idk all finns and estonians are very pale and most of them blond? Two qualities that are most appreciated in twinks? Also they won't show their faces anyway so you don't have to witness their low level down syndrome

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>>73361164
Eh idk. As a blonde man dats rayciss

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>>73359553
>I'm Tasmanian. Wang

Hello, brother

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Thoughts on Australian boys?

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>>73361408
Why is it rayciss tho?
>>73361469
Would fug

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>>73361509
>Would fug
But that's gay. You're not gay, right?

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>>73361570
No, I'm not. We're all straight in glorious motherland pls post more qt ;3

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>>73361616
Hmmm, if you say so

>>73357585
what's your favorite way of bantering?

>>73361760
sulking in the corner with a beer browsing 4chan on my phone

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>>73361722
Damn them pidors to hell. Got more?

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One time I went to Taronga zoo
A little golden monkey stole my Shoe
I told the staff about the theft
They said that they would do their best
They found the monkey with my shoe
Upon the trees he swung and flew
The staff had caught him with a net
The monkey was scared I would've bet
The staff had returned my stolen shoe
That is what happened at Taronga zoo.

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>>73361451
Hey buddy. Hobart?

Where is she and is she doing well?

>>73362652
this took alot more of my hear to ask

ahhaha fa...

nevermind

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>>73362652
>>73362684
Look at new blacked releases next February, screencap this

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Is is true a wild animal appears in your backyard every day? How the fuck are you alive?

>>73362903
Yeah man. If you ever seen the Tasmanian devil cartoon it's like that

>>73363001
I've seen some pictures of Australian wild animals.

They look like literal monsters straight from a Disney cartoon, what the fuck.

>>73363023
Why don't Koreans have animals? Did you east them all?

We ate them all.

But yeah this country has no unique animal.

>>73363125
At least you have turtle boats

>>73363216
lel those don't exists anymore

>>73363241
Still cool. Tfw only shitty British boats

Why are you all faggots?

Is it because when you went to primary school and had swimming lessons your speedo's were too tight? Or because of all the dicks you saw there?

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>>73363362
Who says we're homos? I just like girls (male)

>>73363362
Look at this fuckin indonesian poppin off

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>>73361818
yeah hate them pidors

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>>73363447
Wew i would be glad to "hate" that pidor so damn hard

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>>73363539
hate those brit pidors too

>>73363560
>hate those brit pidors too

I open this thread and this is the first thing I see.

Now I am sad.

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>>73363560
Brit pidors are among one of the most "hateful" pidors. God i hate that tied up qt

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Have you ever had a snake or spider into your living place?
How you can to move them out? Do you call 911 for it? How much it costs?

What about medicine there? Is it free, like in Canada or it kind of USA's with ensurance system?

Is it true, that all australians are slow?
For example, I have info, that simple things, like bank account opening, can take few hours.

For example, if I will have a migration visa (will not have never :( ) how much money will I need for first time living, for example, in melbourne or sydney?

How much kangooro meet costs? Is it cheaper, than pork? Is it tasty or not?
Can you try to eat crocodile meat?

Can you describe any fully australian thing?

Ask an Rus discord https://discord.gg/ntE3t2h

>>73358985
No it's illegal. They're not suitable pets and it's considered abuse to keep unsuitable pets. By "unsuitable" they mean that it can't really live in a pet environment properly, most pets are attuned to said pet environment by being bred for it over the centuries. The co-existence doesn't quite work, nor are they generally receptive to being pets, can often have violent outbursts for example.

Also these don't have large populations, so growing the wild populations is considered more important than providing exotic pets for foreigners (or Aussies too).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyBZkZEpnQ