Russian jokes, Finns, Estonians, Chukhna, Karelians

>no sense of humor

I've heard that about Russians (and sometimes seen)

Russian sense of humor maybe different

>>73356349
Only estonians depicted as slow. I don't really remember any finn related joke

>>73356536
Is that so?
The article say this:
Finnish political scientist Ilmari Susiluoto, also an author of three books on Russian humor, writes that Finns and Russians understand each other's humor. "Being included in a Russian anecdote is a privilege that Danes or Dutchmen have not attained. These nations are too boring and unvaried to rise into the consciousness of a large country. But the funny and slightly silly, stubborn Finns, the Chukhnas do."

>>73356349
>>73356536
I googled some and they are basically the same anecdotes we have about eatonians but about finns now.
>>73356574
Maybe there are some good one it's just mixed in my head and the anecdotes always were about finns not about eatonians

We don't really meddle with things east to our border. Ironic that russians depict us as slow. Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?

We only joke about swedes, estonians and other nordics.

Here's one.

What's the difference between a swede and a onion?

Cutting an onion makes you cry.

>>73356666
Beautiful numbers, bro.

>Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?
Again, it's because of the repeting letters.
btw, how do you pronounce them?
Saatana for example.

>We only joke about swedes, estonians and other nordics.
I'm sure they make jokes about you too.
Tell me some jokes about estii.

>>73356666
It's just jokes. Chill out, no need to pull out politic tantrum

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>>73356708
>how do you pronounce them?
https://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/finnish.pronunciation.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_phonology

Go knock yourself out

>>73356773
What was tantrumish about my post?

>>73356773
Finnish inferiority complex raises its head again

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>>73356840
>Throw little banter at russians

>Wyaahh it's da inferiority complax!!!

Sure.

>>73356773
Tell me some german jokes.
About the Opel cars.

>>73356805
sa-atana

>>73356840
>>73356873
Are finns russians in disguise?

>>73356873
Now that's tantrumish

>>73356666
>other nordics
No we don't. Perhaps in the context of jokes that involve multiple nationalities (x walked into a bar) but never individually, excluding Swedes.

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heres a joke

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>fins after banter

>>73356873
Going "no u" over generic jokes no Russian poster here created is fucking retarded, having a compulsive need to prove yourself to others is a telltale sign of an inferiority complex.

>>73356666
>estonians
>slow
>finns
>slow
>both have finnish uheric languages
i guess your languages sound too prolong to russian ears, thats why you are called slow.

>>73356889
I am the wrong Person to be asked about jokes, people often say my jokes are dry, stump, crude and too far fetched

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>>73356987
>implying anyone here understood a finnish joke
People here dont even get the memes so....

>>73356904
>excluding Swedes.
what's up with finns and swedes?

>>73356924
they look like turks.
didn't know turks were gay

>>73357028
just post more jokes.

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>>73357028
Because they became lame throughou the constant finish shitposting

Germany took your place as mastermemer

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>>73357054
When someone tells you to tell a joke, it's the most german tier murrica standup shit ever that will come out.
Good jokes are spontaneous. Probably why i hate standup comedy and it makes me cringe.

>>73357028
Stop trying to pass off your own retardation as Finnish humor. Don't humiliate yourself any further and just drop it.
>>73357054
>what's up with finns and swedes
Imperialists who always fucked us over, took off when the Russians invaded and left us with a minority of whiny, self-entitled faggots. That's why our jokes are mostly about them being cowardly, feminine, homosexual etc.

>>73357102
>Germany
>mastermemer
Germans are the least memeful, bot on 4chan and irl, Hans. Deal with it.

>>73357168
>homosexual
Finland is homophobic then?
Do you have gay marriage in Finland?

>>73357171
You are germans in disguise, with slavic mantle.

>>73357330
>being this kind of passive-aggressive
I know that this is your defensive mechanism, Hans, you can say whatever you want.

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>>73357330
>You are germans in disguise, with slavic mantle.
Then how come they have bigger cocks?

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>>73357400
What made you think i am being passive aggressive? Does calling you a slav makes you mad, so you call me butthurt, in order to cover your inferiority complex, huh?

>>73357468
>being called slav
You probably meant the vice-versa, my dear neighbour - being called a german. I dont really care, desu, we are just slavs, that were raped by ugly germs, cause their women are too uggos.

>>73357468
No, he said that Germs are the least memeful people, then you called him a germ in disguise; implying that he was, in effect, a not memeful person.

will hans ever recover?

>>73357468
For me it was the smug images.

>>73357508
Probably because your women are very easy to get. No wonder half of pornhub plays in good ol' Prague

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>>73356349
>depicted as having no sense of humor
finns tend to look something like this when you tell them a joke (or mostly anything really)

>>73357606
>are very easy
I agree.

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>>73357606
Yeah, but that's mostly because of their economy.
They have to do porn to pay the bills.
The guys also do that.
Sad stuff

>>73357607
Pic related

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>>73356987
They have funny accent in Russian. They sound like autists and it feels like they speak slowly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bbgHZ3xdVA
In English too btw.

>>73357607
he's clearly amused

>>73356349
Yeah, estonians and finns just talk like "Yoookkkolopppuuukkkala miiiikkala kaaakkkaaala" which means "I am fast".

Fucking russian cucks.

"Why do young mothers in Estonia change diapers of their kids only once in a week? Because it is written on the package "for under 4kg"."

>>73363242
Is he dare i say. Butthurt?

"What are these pillars standing?
Those are estonians running?"

>>73363159
haha yeah basically this, it's a language thing the way it sounds to Russians

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>>73363255
Why internet in Estonia is so fast?
Estonian -- "Weeeee haaaaveeee loooongeeeer seeeecooonds"

>>73356349
"for three days the sight of Estonian paratroopers landing has harrowed the city"

"Estonian metro: "Aaatteen-n-nt-tion, d-dooor-rs a-are c-ll-loos-siing. The n-next s-staa-ati-ioon is, oo-h, h-heere-e it i-is."

>>73356349
- what is infinity
- it's when estonians count the chinese

>>73363269
at least it sounds like something unlike your vodka runes cyka

"Human body consists of liquid by 90%, estonian one although consists of 90% of brake liquid."

Might i fit in here?

A finn, Somali and a russian went to a bordell.

The finn went in to get laid

The somali went to work as a cleaner

The russian went to pick up his wife from work.

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Hey cunts I heard ur talking shit

2 estonians are riding an elevator.
It stucks. Half of an hour passes, one of them asks: "W-why a-are-e w-we g-going s-soo sloow?"

"Told an anecdot about estonians to estonians. They've beaten me up... the day after"

Estonian airlines: We fly faster than steam engine.

>>73363391
Aahh shit we don't have any more jokes about russians. I'll switch to swede jokes.

Why doesn't a blond swede use a miniskirt?

So his balls don't show.

A sign on estonian roundabouts: "No more than 3 circles"

>>73363502
A cuckoo clock is adjusted from the front and it let's the sound "tik tok tik tok"

A swede is adjusted from the back and it let's the sound "tack tack tack tack".

The first day of war: germans occupied Estonia
The second day of war: russians took it back
The third day of the war: germans took it back
The fourth day of the war: russians occupied it again
The fifth day of the war: estonian border guards were alerted

An Estonian, a russian and a German are betting on who can walk through a trench full of shit. First goes the German, but gets stuck and returns. Then goes the Estonian. He as well gets stuck. Last goes the Russian. He manages to slip through the shit effortlessly.

"How did he do it?" Asks the German
"Shit doesn't stick to shit" answeres the Estonian

What are three swedes on the bottom of the lake?

A good start.

In estonian "Who wants to be a millionaire?" they added a new option: "Letter to the friend"

>>73363592
This is a great one

An Estonia, a German and a Russian are in prison. The visiting hours end and the German and Estonian go home.

That's a lovely joke since it also involves russian football: "A football game between russian and estonian teams. The 10th minute of the game passes and estonian team appears on the field. The count is still 0:0".

>>73363321

The phrase "estonian metro" can be a good joke itself, like "ukrainian airforce" or "belarussian submarine".

>>73356666
>We don't really meddle with things east to our border. Ironic that russians depict us as slow. Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?

dear lord
so crispy about folk jokes that you have to make up things

Estonian answering machine: "I-ii aam actually at hooome b-but I will cooo-ome to the phpho-one o-only afffttee the ssoound siignal".

Putin and Trump are frozen in ice for 500 years. When they wake up they look at the most recent news. Putin starts laughing hysterically. Trump asks what is it. Putin shows him a headline "communistic party rules new elections in the US". A bit later Trump starts laughing even harder. Putin gets confused. Trump shows him headline "riots at Estonia-China border"

Btw what do Finns compare us to? We call you guys "moose"s. Also there's a meme that Finns have really short dicks

>>73363242
Love u too, bby

>>73363744
:/

>>73363791
reindeer you mean, not moose

>>73363727
>so crispy about folk jokes that you have to make up things

Tbqh i can't think of any jokes about russians apart form the putin jokes which are used everywhere. But please enlighten me maybe i just never heard any.

>>73363834
Põder = moose. Calling you põhjapõder = reindeer is too long

>>73363791
Varttiryssä/Quarter russian

>>73363791
We don't generally we don't aknowledge you apart from cheap booze.

>>73363900
Or this. kek.

>>73363791
You're usually depicted as "contaminated", a mishmash of Russians and Balts and whatnot. But you're never likened to any animal, no, we don't care enough to do so.

A Finn, an Estonian and a russian all die in a plane accident. Estonian and Finn wake wake up in heaven. They cannot spot the Russian. The Finns asks St Peter why the Russian isn't there. St Peter answers "heaven is only for humans"

>>73363939
wew

>>73363939
>estonian humor

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Veli

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>>73364057
>Still manages to be a balto-slavo-german mutt

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>>73356349
I've never heard a joke about Finns being slow, it's just Estonians. Our opinion on Finns is entirely formulated by that one Finnish character in the Peculiarities of the National Hunt movie. Basically, they live in their own little bubble and do their own weird thing.

>>73364057
estonians are cringy as fuck 2bh

they're like beta orbitters to finland, always wanna throw in your face that they're slightly related to finns

>>73363939
The butthurt belt strikes again.

>>73364160
Great movie.

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>>73364160
What is the movie about? Does Ville play a finn in it?

This is important information.

>Russians make tens of jokes about Estonians
>Make 3 jokes about Russia
>Butthurt belt eks dee 11!!1!1!1

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>>73364189
Yes he plays a finn. The movie is about bunch of amateur hunters enjoying holidays in the forest on the finnish-russian border. It's hilarious desu.
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metsästyksen_kansallisia_erikoisuuksia

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>>73364057
<3

>>73364189
It's a comedy about a bunch of friends going on a hunt. It's really famous here, it's a fun movie. Yes, it's that Ville guy. I don't remember how he ended up as part of that group, but his role is basically being a fish out of water who's surprised by stuff.

>>73364219
stop posting

>>73364219
Our jokes is like friendly banter yours are: "Russians are scum and not humans".

Thanks for the jokes. Rusbros are on fire, good thread

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>>73364180
We rarely awknowledge the fact tbqh. However it is important to not lose our national identity, as we are the last two surviving Finnic nations

>>73364278
>>73364254

>>73364259
Can't handle the truth?

>>73364259
I know, can't find any "banter jokes" about Swedes either.

We have this though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixvTwuwAV4

>>73364278
literally beta orbitter: the country

>>73364248
>>73364237
interesting i gotta look for it, maybe i'll find it somewhere.

Here have some nice music about russian women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mOSCkZRu8

>>73364308
He's right, you know.

>>73364322
I think all we know about the Swedes is that Peter the Great beat them in a war that one time.

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>>73364322
I wonder why that is? Objectively speaking we have just as much if not more reason to hate Sweden and Swedes for historical reasons.

Estonia is fine, but as a tourist in sweden it feels like home, more than tallinn.

Russian conference discord https://discord.gg/ntE3t2h

>>73364828
t. Cai-Göran

>>73363367
Had a chuckle, nice one Yuri.

>>73356666
That joke used to be about niggers.

>>73365306
>used to

Here's the best joke I have:

Russia

>>73365443
edgy

>>73365443
Top wew

How does a Swede remove condom?
-By farting

What's the difference between an Italian pizza and a Russia hooker
-You can have the Italian pizza without mushrooms