/cum/

the tea thing isn't about tax it's about representation

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Redpill yourselves

>>73352901
>book by socialist jew
>book given to kids in high school
>redpilled
You're such a good little goy arent you?

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>>73355717
convincing trap

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>>73352823
grimes

1

nothing wrong with me

2

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

3

something's gotta give

4

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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just ate flamin hot cheetos pizza, AMA

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Reminder that im a cute trap

>>73355734
proofs?

>>73355744
this is worse than america

>>73352823
Best moment in American history, without a doubt

>>73355761
girls dont post here

>>73355744
those give me bad poops

>>73355744
Fuck this meme

>>73355778
Plenty have in the past, if they do now then I have no clue

>>73355778
FWK used to long, long time ago.

>>73355778
They do but they scare easily so they don't usually stick around very long

>>73355717
>>73355739
Both posters were annoying

But don't you worry /cum/, you still have good ol' Sinaloan posters around

Hey lads, the mates and I want to head out for the night but don't want vodka, whiskey, bourbon, rum, Jägermeister, or anything girly to pregame with.

What's something new and easily available that we can drink?

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I can be anything you want me to be! Use your imagination!

>>73355744
¿Es neta o puro verbo tuyo?

>>73355762
the absolute state of the east coast

why do you need to have sex when you can just masturbate and have the same outcome?

checkmate chads

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>Hey lads, the mates

>>73355770
just looked it up, that is literally america

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dodie

Wow an active general
Hello

>>73355823
I want you to be here, next to me

>>73355850
bonsoir

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>>73355762
what were they talking about?

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>>73355838
you can't start a family with your hand

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>>73355808

Yes, sinaloan are the best posters.

>>73355850
hi

>>73355850
bonjour et bienvenue mon ami(e?)

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>>73355867

>>73355826
no ves la foto?

>>73355850
Why are you still up Piérré

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>>73355850

i want to own another human being (preferable another white person)

>>73355819
Pls respond I can say y'all, ain't, and cousinfucker if that cheers you up

>>73355910
Have kids

>>73355850
Omelette du fromage

>>73355917
You literally shot every decent conceivable drink down.

So have some iced tea. Unsweetened.

>>73355872
estas bien pendejo
me caes masomenos bien we, rola el zelda culo

>>73355921
i would prefer to be able to fuck this person w/out prison

>>73355846
america, the country you faggot

Want to die lads.

>>73355917
You don't have to speak like a fucking englishman you traitor

>>73355903
Haha what an absolute shithole

>>73355894
It's not that late, Ling

>>73355872
La Universidad a la que asistes, ¿las clases las dan en Inglés?

>>73355956
youre beign really stupíd rn, learn to read

>>73355974
He's a NEET and I'm not sure if he even knows english himself

lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12706359

http://www.strawpoll.me/12706359

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>rn

>>73355910
Get married

>>73355971
the guy you replied to is from montréal

>tfw turn into a mega chad and fuck girls left and right when drunk
>tfw cant talk to a girl to save my life when sober
Anyone else have this problem? Having sex drunk sucks because I can't focus on the feels

>>73355951

bajalo de dark umbra.

>>73355974
Yes, i have had microeconomics and monetary policy in english.

>>73355994
Im just a neet for this semester!

>>73356013
>Having sex drunk sucks because I can't focus on the feels
there are no 'feels' in casual sexual encounters you moron, get a gf

>>73355994
How the hell do you know Spanish?

You were NOT supposed to understand that

I choose to trust GOD who knows what HE is doing by allowing Trump to be OUR President, besides my faith has never been in man anyway !!!

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>>73355910
can't even think of anything to respond with

>virginia
>going back to its past

Why are all of our mexican posters from sinaloa
it's pretty lame 2bh

>>73356019
Tec de Monterrey?

>>73356051
it's one autist posting a thousand times

>>73356008
Right
I mean Paris is a shithole lol
Montréal is alright

>>73356051
they don't want to get beheaded so they just stay in-doors and post on 4chan all day

>>73356051
>>73356058
There are three Mexican posters or so, two of us are from Sinaloa

Get your facts right

Oaxaca is unironically a very temperate and nice place

Prime colonization point

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>>73352961
is this jewish literature

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went past a field full of shirtless guys playing soccer today and it made me feel all tingly

>>73356064
the guy you called ling is francophone

>>73355225
I have an article here about autism spectrum disorders (in German).
>According to the article, 45 percent of the people have a mental disability, a very small minority of 3 percent has above average intellectual capabilities.
>some people with autism spectrum disorders have brain anomalies
>some people without autism spectrum disorders have the same anomalies
What the article doesn't say is how many of the people with autism spectrum disorder and brain anomalies were in the group of the 45 percent with mental disability. Also the article said anomalies were found "regularly" in people with autism spectrum disorder instead of giving percentages.

Basically if someone without a mental disability gets an autism diagnosis he might have a regular brain and his diagnosis could be constructed. I don't say the person has no problems with interacting with the world, I just don't believe the "weak" autism without mental disability is present in the person.

>>73356054

No, porque el interes?

>>73356051
>CHI

Sólo somos 3.

me, divorced guy and rate me guy.

>from the south
>never been in a dixie thread

>>73355964
I've been dicking around in /brit/ for so long now that I honestly use lad, mate, reckon, and various other expressions when I talk. Listen to British vloggers and shows daily also affected my accent because I used to ironically mock them but now it's habit and I sometimes slip and unintentionally do it.

>>73356090
No sé, me da la impresión de que eres de familia de dinero. nada más.

>>73356079
hot

>>73356117
t. carpetbagger

>>73356073
[spoiler]What municipality?[/spoiler]
El fuerte here

(Not actually from there but lived there for 12 years, I don't understand the Mayate culture imprinted in that region of the state but I respect it)

>>73356118
Maybe you actually kill yourself my man

your state/province
do you pronounce it dat-uh or day-tuh?

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>>73356118
you need to stop.

>>73356027
I'm talking about dick feels. Everything feels blurry and I don't remember much in the morning

>>73356019
no tengo wii u, prestamelo

>>73356130
my parents are

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>>73356123

quit lurking, frog, I need vocaroo links now

>>73356165
How do you know that?

>>73356118
reckon you need to neck yourself, lad

>>73356183
know what?
I didn't mean to link you sorry I just wanted to post a fruit

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>le sinaloan mayate culture meme

I hope the wall gets built, we are nothing but scum.

Don't have any

>>73356135
Hold on a second

If you are from El fuerte and Cara poster is from Culiacan, that means there are three Sinaloan posters in this thread

Ain't that creepy?

I was born in Mazatlan but I've been living most of my life in Culiacan

>>73356212
mayateas con cara seguido?

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my legs are still sore from doing squats yesterday

my roommate shaved again and now there is hair all over the sink

Culerocan

>>73356212
I'm not a regular here, I just saw sinaloa and came here. I'm actually a veteran /int/ poster from sonora that got to live in Sinaloa for 12 years.

I consider my self a fuertense even thought I haven't been there since 2003

>>73356277
neat

>>73356226
No sé qué quieras decir con ''mayateas'' pero no

Casi no nos dirigimos la palabra en este general, creo que es de esos maricones de familia de dinero

>>73356140
dah-taah

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>>73356165

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>>73356287
The memes are fuckin REAL my bud

>>73356289
>no se qe significa ser mayate
hazte pendejo
y si, es de esos riquillos qe les gusta jugarla al pobre

>>73356284
>I haven't been there since 2003
Funny, I came to Culiacan on that year

Place's a shitfest full of buchones and norteño music

I've been to Nogales, Sonora a few times

Saw some cholos selling cocaine on the streets

Chicanos > mexiasquerosos

>>73356343
>Place's a shitfest full of buchones and norteño music
I don't even know why you complain about it.

That's sinaloa's natural state.

i wish i wasnt so uncomfortable approaching other people

My favourite state is California
I like the diversity of environments (desert, national forest, ski slopes) but i hate the people

>>73356332
Si por ''mayatea'' te referrías ha ''andar de maricón'' entonces no

Yo no le hago a esas cosas, no me afecta el internet de esa manera

>>73356354
only a CHIC-ano WOULD SAY such a thing.

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I eat bullets and spit fire

just finished grim adventures season 1 pards. holds up

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>>73356356
I hate it

Why is /cum/ so comfy ?

making home made poutine gang

Chicanos > mexicagados

>>73356434
Fuck off Chicano

Holy crap Mexican posters

R A R E
A
R
E

>>73356354
>>73356434
Do NOT make me take my belt off

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>>73356454

>>73356319
>>73356319
Just got my work visa,
I'll be in calli for a couple of weeks near sacramento. What's there to see? I hate people but I like wildlife shit

where should I go?

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Im the best mexican poster.

OUI

>>73356463
into the forest

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The girl (feminine) in which I am in a deeply committed monogamous relationship with.

>>73356450
Lick me
>>73356474
Tu culo

>>73356474
No

back from the gym and feelin' groovy

might start ironically referring to people in real life as chaps.
Yea or Nay?

Chicanos > mexiapestosos

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>>73356463
>Just got my work visa
For what reason?

>>73356496
cringey just like all the other things br*ts do

>>73356496
watch me, chaps

now watch me nay nay

>>73356496
don't do it lad

How to tell if a poster is under 20 years old:

(1) They make a reference to 'dabbing'

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>>73356518
>lad

>>73356508
>>73356518
But it's ok as long as I'm being ironic, right?

*enters the thread*

>>73356496
Don't do it, go for "Champ" like an alpha

>>73356521
Anyone under 20 should be shot

>>73355058
FORD technique

>>73356521
*dabs*

OwO

>>73356547
the ford technique is to send it back to italy and say "fix it again tony" lol

>>73356505
I work for an american company and they need me there temporarily

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Can someone peel this orange for me?

>>73356528
>2017
>being ironic

>>73356429
Haha how can autism even be real

I'm really shit at this thermodynamics stuff ya'll

>>73356558
Is it really you?

>>73356566
we new sincerity now?

>>73356565
*squeeze it into an unsalvageable pulp*

Here you go, nerd.

>>73356484
Patrician tier waifu bud

>>73356566
We've arrived back at standard irony. Post-irony died with 2016.

>>73356559
Tony was absolute mademan haha

>>73356565
Yes but shipping costs USA-Switzerland-USA will be high and the orange will have gone bad when it arrives back at your place.

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>>73356578
You know it.

>>73356596
>this nigga has a Swiss passport but still posts among us plebs

>>73356558
Do me a favor and jump off a bridge
>>73356562
That's okay

I wish you success

>>73355735
underrated post

ever been to space? ever actually seen a satellite, in person? bet you didn't even know gravity was just a theory

awaken yourself braindeads

>he hasn't ventured into post-new sincerity

Don't worry you losers will catch up to us cool kids eventually

>>73356616
rood

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>>73356565

>>73356569
Maybe it's good that the track was never finished. Maybe the train will get stuck in the earth. Or decelerate enough to only kill the first 10 or so people. I'll do nothing and hope no one gets hurt. Also the snake is happy when I do this.

i feel like im constantly hiding myself and that everyone hates me

no one really shows this outwardly but they all secretly resent me

>>73356625
Our existence is a theory

>>73356627
what

tfw on 1/sqrt(-1) levels of irony

>>73355735
underrated artist

Why do Muslims use trucks as weapons

>>73356613
I practice my English here and I like you guys.

>>73356484
foot tattoo makes her look like trailer park trash

>>73356572
thanks

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You guys seem pretty busy

I'll come back later and tell you about my trip!

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>grimes is underrated

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Explain yourselves, leafs

Why don't they invent some sort of electronic dart you can shoot at a truck that disables it

Or regulate that trucks have to have an "off" emergency switch that disables their engine remotely.

<<73356684
How about you spare yourself the trouble and just kill yourself instead

>>73356684
where did you go?

>>73356695
literally who?

posting from the bathroom of my house

my sister invited friends over and one of them is a bipolar girl who i grew up with, and who doesnt stop talking, and is annoying as fuck and clearly on adderall or ritalin.

she is acting super warmly towards me and she is pretty cute, is it morally ok to do this?

help

>>73356684
lick my ass bitch

even in my journal i present a fake version of myself

>>73356674
Probably they don't know people who can / want to sell them guns illegally.

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>my journal

grimes is a wonderful creature

>>73356681
Yeah, I don't know why girls do that shit.

>>73356698
>Why don't they invent some sort of electronic dart you can shoot at a truck that disables it
On what principle would it disable it?
>Or regulate that trucks have to have an "off" emergency switch that disables their engine remotely
Are you fucking retarded?

>>73356713
haha same

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>>73356587
thanks, buddy

>>73356725
and a talented human being

I can't look at my 4chan posts from a week ago without cringeing

>>73356654
>>73356713
>caring what most people think of you
pshh. you just have to give up on this. I personally struggle more with the people around me (and my own choices of course) breaking me down

>>73356676
I like you too, mountain jew

i cant look at my 4chan posts from a week ago without laughing like a hyena

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>>73356703
Pierre!

>>73356713
if people were completely honest with themselves they would go insane

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>>73356765
wow that place looks just as lively as the rest of south dakota

>>73356772
What makes you say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrezYjP_SR8

I listen to PC building videos to relax, am I autistic??

>>73356765
please visit sioux falls. thanks

>>73356772
damn...

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>>73356786
It was pretty though

>>73356799
Maybe later when they finish the new national park there

How do I find real friends? The only time I hear from my friends anymore is when they want me to buy them alcohol or to drive them around. After 3 nights in a row they finally told me all day today, "oh yeah you're gonna get drunk tonight we'll take care of you no worries I'll let you know as soon as we start to get together" but of course I heard nothing so I text them at 9 and they told me they were already out but wanted me to pick them up a bottle but can't stay because the owner doesn't like people he doesn't know over, even though I've been to this house like 10 times.

I'm about to just delete their numbers and block them for good. Convince me otherwise

>>73356705
leave the bathroom with your dick through the fly, that's a classic welcome signal. if she jumps on it you're good to go, otherwise play it off as an innocent mistake, make a pun while you're zipping up and their reptile brains will take over (the reason puns are popular)

>>73356772
I have to agree with this

>>73356753
its as if im constantly lying

>>73356814
nowhere
they hate you

>>73356521

Isn't that some way of smoking weed or something?

>>73356731
The first idea is stupid but the second makes complete sense.

Just have some sort of transponder connected to a switch/lever which disables engine function. You receive the emergency signal, the engine halts. Or make the emergency brake / engine retarder go on.

Cucks and NTRfags deserve the rope desu

>>73356725
>>73356747
Back to /grimes/ leaf

>>73356789
there's a lot of undesirable traits about themselves that people try to skirt away from their constant thoughts.

>>73356846
how to spot a drumpftard a million miles away

*dabs*

>>73356819
well just stop. if you find you are pushing your self image in any one direction too far, like too positive or too negative, do the opposite. For instance, if you see yourself too negatively all the time, try to compliment your strengths from time to time to balance it out

>>73356857
That doesn't explain how being honest with them would make you go insane

>>73356809
head to falls park. we always head there when we go visit our family there. its scenic

Watching this Terra Nova tv series

There are friggin dinosaurs in it

>>73356869
Being reminded you're a piece of shit over and over isn't good for you mentally.

>>73356676
Sprichst du Deutsch? Ich möchte gern mein Deutsch verbessern, aber ich kenne keine Leute, die Deutsch sprechen können. Vielleicht können wir uns kennen lernen? Ich bin kein Serienkiller :)

Professor invited my gf over for dinner

>>73356847
>the engine halts
And that stops a truck already going at >50 MPH how?

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>>73356870
Oki dokers, will do

>>73356894
He's gonna suggest they smoke weed to be the "cool professor" and they'll end up fucking.

Trust me, I watch movies.

>>73356847
>Canadian scheming up truck control laws
can't make this shit up

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>dab
>bae
>f@m
>lit
>thot

What other nigtwitter "words" am I missing

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>>73356676
do not fall for the america meme

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>>73356911
Who THE HECK uses a windows phone on 2017?

>>73356842
You're right, fuck them.

Speaking of the devil, the house owner who apparently doesn't let over people he doesn't know overheard the phone call of my friend telling me I can't come over and called me to let me know it's cool to swing by. Is it genuine or just a ploy to get me to bring alcohol? He sounded sincere on the phone

>>73356925
I'm getting super cucked then, I have a D in his class too

>>73356929
woke?

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>>73356939
Me

>>73356929
>be cletus
>hate blacks bc of what southern society programmed into you
>deep down something bothers you though
>why do those people you hate speak like that
>haha it's sort of funny how they talk... NO! you are NOT like them!
>b-but it won't hurt if I compile a list and ask people to expand on it
haha you can't run from the inner fun inside you cletus

>>73356951
Maybe it'll be like Indecent Proposal and he'll offer to give you both A's if he gets to fuck your gf.

>>73356950
he told them they were morons for dropping the ball on the phone and now he's trying to get you to bring the bottle by. don't fall for it, don't let them humiliate you. fuck them

At Texas Roadhouse

>>73356911
what are you doing in pierre? just sightseeing or seomthing

>>73356965
maybe he doesnt like black people because they scare him

>>73356965
there's nothing fun about mangling human language like an ape. I'm unironically enraged when I see people use nigger speak like that. I don't even hate blacks on principle, I just hate the way they talk

>>73356961
Shame on you

>>73356991
Order a big mac

>>73356966
I'm down with that, I don't see much of a future with my gf

nugger

>>73356929
I see lit used way more often by white people

All trucks should have a small gun with a single bullet built in to the headrest of the driver's seat. The truck would have radar sensors around the front bumper to detect crowds of people in front and alongside the vehicle. The engine computer would take the the radar input and speed of the truck and compute the probability that the vehicle is speeding towards a crowd. If the probability rises above a certain threshold the emergency brakes would engage and the driver immediately terminated.

I just solved Europe's terrorism problem.

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>>73356994
I participated in a mock legislative session for the purpose of helping teach potential candidates the legislative process

>>73357003
fug yo stanky pusi NIGGA

Lilly Collins is the queen of /cum/

>>73357026
its just a ruse to kill all cagers, right?

i love it

>>73357001
don't fool yourself with the racism meme. the black man and white man are one being. one race. they are bonded together in a way other races aren't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

>>73357016
Why tho

>>73357026
or automated cars

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>>73357033
t h i s

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>>73357048
That's a dangerous path to go down

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>>73356902
Okay I have refined my idea. Ready for a patent.

The transponder locks the engine and wheels

>>73357044
She has a cute butt and nice tits that's all, okay to be around. Fuck material but nit wife material

>>73357060
please forward this to the governor of california, I don't feel safe knowing my life could end at any moment

>>73357029
doing it out of interest or stuff for school?

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>saying the N word
reported you to the SDPD

what's a good car that can withstand crashes, but isn't as big as a truck?

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>>73357080
Both

>>73357060
>Brakes get locked
>Truck skids out of control killing even more people, potentially colliding with buildings and other vehicles
Congrats you're still a fucking retard

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>>73357094
Why do you want to know?

>>73357094
yo mama

>>73357086
Shut up fruitcake I bet you've never even said damn on a microphone

>>73357110
oh fuck, I realize how suspect that question looks nowadays. I am just watching news reports of various drunk drivers killing people and want to know how to protect myself from these idiots

On my deathbed I will pray to the gods and the angels, like a pagan to anyone who will take me to Heaven.

Why don't terrorists use bicycles instead of trucks

ALLAHU ACKBAR *ding ding*

Why don't terrorists use longboards instead of trucks?

>>73357139
Not effektive

>>73356893
I-ich bin scheu.

>>73356933
> america meme
What's that?

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>>73357108
Got it. Your constructive criticism is very helpful

Now, by remote signal, police can initiate "shutdown" procedure for any given truck, by slowly increasing air brake pressure and retarding the engine, though not instantly, so as to slow the speed of the vehicle down at a gradual pace until it comes to a halt.

Depending on the speed the vehicle is travelling at the start of the shutdown procedure, this could take from 3-15 seconds for a full, safe stop.

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>>73357158
g-go back to /deutsch/! GO! YOU NEED TO GO WITH YOUR FLOCK! *sobs* YOU NEED TO BE WITH YOUR HERD!

>>73357157
Now that would be radical Islam.

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>>73357094
a volvo

>>73357177
Kek

Good one, Carlos

>>73357194
dumb question, but isn't it bad that the volvo doesn't crumple and absorb the force of the impact?

>>73357194
fix it a gain tony

>>73357194
volvo's are chinese cars though

>>73357210
yes, either your car crumples or your spine crumples

>>73357166
>Truck stops when police show up
>Since it would undoubtedly be well known technology the terrorist anticipated this and brought a rifle/explosives to continue the rampage
What do you accomplish?

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Does this look like the face of a porno star who uses linux

Redpill me on bebi

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-syria-alt-right-friends-enemies-1.4061862

No matter how many times this happens I will never get used to it.

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>>73357238

>>73357172
Sorry, America. BTW I never post in /deutsch/.

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I will never understand why people insist that North Dakota is a GOAT state

>>73357230
His primary mode of attack would be cut off though. If he got into the truck with guns, then clearly he thought he could do more damage with the truck than with guns.

Also the potential for truck rampage is vastly higher than gun rampage. 87 people died in Nice, that's more than Breivik's meticulously planned two-prong attack where most of his victims were on an isolated island.

I'm curious why they haven't used bombs more though.

>>73357264
Nobody insists that any of the Dakotas are anything
The Midwest is irrelevant

>>73357264
nobody says that

>>73357251
get the flag add on so we can meme you more

>>73357244
Imagine having your post screencapped and published in the news
I'd show it to my parents and they would be proud

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>>73357276
Stop

>>73357292
I hear it all the time though

Just take a peek in here >>73350359

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>>73357244
>canadian taxpayer money went into some guy literally writing an article off of a couple 4chan posts

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Implying the Midwest doesn't have the most pleasant folk on Earth

>>73357250
Baja!
How you doing bae?!

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>>73357312
>Me
>Pleasant

>>73357312
That doesn't make it relevant. New Yorkers are absolute cunts but their state is more relevant than all of the Midwest combined.

>>73357250
I think she comes from some anime about high school or something, and there's like a catgirl and stuff

>>73357244
we japan now

imageboards are now mainstream culture

death to america

>>73357312
this

i just want a qt midwest gf

>>73357329
Don't say that cutie...

>>73357306
I would do the same.

>>73357310
Matt Kwong is a tool, but the bulk of the article is not about 4chan.

Is Illinois midwest

>>73357329
you know we love you prairiemoor

>>73357336
relevance is relative

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>>73357349

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>>73357344

>>73357323
>>73357352
Stop flirting with everyone you promiscuous slut

>>73357312
eh, they're alright. in my experience they can be massive douchebags sometimes

The Western World exists to protect God's chosen people.

>>73357365
wew

rude

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>>73357352
>>73357362
funi mem goiz

Goobies, the lot of you

>>73357271
>87 people died in Nice
Because he drove through a crowd
By the time police realize what's going on and start the disabling process the truck will have already killed a significant amount of people

We need to ban automobiles after the recent increase in terrorist attacks committed with them.

>>73357365
he rite tho

consider this
a gun that shoots trucks

>>73357428
we are losers

>>73357428
What did he mean by this?