no yanks edition
Fifth
anime i think
cara
>>73349284
death to the west amirite xDDD fuck off sheed
might do something fun
>>73349327
yeah actually, america is cancer
fuck off back home fat boy
should ban all cars in london
NOT MY NIGHT TONIGHT IS IT
might get this picture done as a massive oil painting in the hope it one day ends up in the national portrait gallery
first for yanks
C H I C K E N
T
E
D
D
I
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S
https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
>#91
shameful. Should be a lot higher tbqh
post broken britains
>>73349325
did you watch cara's GTA livestream last week?
follow up question: did you enjoy it?
actual five best bands (in order of appearance):
shed seven
beatles
duran duran
the bravery
a fuck of seagulls
ps give more benefits so I can come back to your country, thank you
>>73349368
>should ban all cars
this would've sufficed
>>73349284
swedes
@73349367
literal rasheed in my brit fuck off hope yanks drone all your goat fucker relatives
>>73349375
nope
>>73349403
yea
was a bit boring desu there were some oddballs in there trying really hard to be funny
>4th (fourth)
might become a career politician who's never worked a real job in my life
arctic monkeys are unironically a GREAT band
>chinese
do science and stuff, smart and peaceful
>indian
integrated, good lads, peaceful
good lads. both of them.
>>73349395
2bh all the other are generic reaction memes or fedora posts
they were discussing the sheikh over on /pol/ before
Really want to carry on with the old acoustic guitar + singing hobby, but instead of living in my private spacious family home I'm now in a cramped flatshare with yuppies and I fear that if I do this then they'll think I'm an annoying homo
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>73349451
paki chink
>>73349445
fucking wish i could but im an unappealing mong
what do normies talk about
ALRI
>>73349403
she was on one of the radio stations in gta5
that was before she became famous though
... poverty selfie ...
anime
might engage in some hanky panky
>>73349334
YOU JUST KNOW. nooooooo
>>73349494
you know the runtoid things /brit/ takes the mick out of?
those
going to smoke a (((rothaman)))'s
>>73349417
>>73349417
>>73349417
>>73349451
>chinese
only met one, she didn't speak much english and secretly prostituted herself
>indian
alri lads I suppose
>>73349543
no?
gf keepings humming i dreamed a dream in my ear
might tell her to shut the fuck up so i can laugh when she feels really grim about it
just pushed one of my bollocks up inside me and it's fucking disappeared
what the fuck do i do now
Got this from watch are based Sargon
>>73349469
>Really want to carry on with the old acoustic guitar + singing hobby, but instead of living in my private spacious family home I'm now in a cramped flatshare with yuppies and I fear that if I do this then they'll think I'm an annoying homo
I really hate this flatsharing meme, but unfortunately this is our generation's cross to bear.
>passive aggressive notes
>buying too much stuff at the shop and realising you can't fit into your part of the fridge
>respecting other people's noise requirements whilst they ignore yours
>queuing to brush your teeth in the morning
>unwanted conversations
>no real way you can have a girl over with any privacy
>no space for possessions
hate it lad. i really dream of being able to have a space to myself.
is there anyone on /brit/ who does not fit at least one of the following criteria
>is a virgin
>has never kissed
>smokes
>drinks
>does drugs
>is a NEET
>has phimosis
>has no friends
>watches anime
>goes to the gym
>>73349429
ye, there were too many random people desperate for attention and trying to lick cara's bumhole every time she said or did anything
>>73349535
she's a shite shag anyway. absolute starfish. tries hard on the blowies though.
>>73349571
FOY
> Babylon is the most famous city from ancient Mesopotamia whose ruins lie in modern-day Iraq 59 miles (94 kilometres) southwest of Baghdad. The name is thought to derive from bav-il or bav-ilim which, in the Akkadian language of the time, meant ‘Gate of God’ or `Gate of the Gods’ and `Babylon’ coming from Greek. The city owes its fame (or infamy) to the many references the Bible makes to it; all of which are unfavourable. In the Book of Genesis, chapter 11, Babylon is featured in the story of The Tower of Babel and the Hebrews claimed the city was named for the confusion which ensued after God caused the people to begin speaking in different languages so they would not be able to complete their great tower to the heavens (the Hebrew word bavel means `confusion’).
I'd gas brits over jews any day
>>73349494
themselves
oh btw la's, saw an english woman today at the supermarket proclaiming "dave, I can't find any olives in here", while said olives were just a few centimeters to her right
lmao
just did a cheeky hrt
>tfw you will never know if its possible to leave 4chan because the anons that have are no longer anons
>>73349553
He has said he's never coming back multiple times now. He will.
>>73349615
>>has phimosis
is it that common
>>73349204
he called my mom
>>73349632
just got back from the gym lads
>>73349599
I let a lad live on my sofa for a while and it got right on my tits, glad I have a 3 bedroom house to myself now
>>73349599
Yeah it's fucked, I work with people who are in their mid 30s who still flatshare. That's what we get for living in L*ndon though, the annoying thing is that if I lived pretty much anywhere else in the country, I'd be able to afford an actual house all to myself. I'll just do my time here and then hopefully move away before I reach 30
>>73349654
He looks well in the bottom left picture. Shame he went mental
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
remember when tinytrip had his xbox stolen
Welsh here on vacation. America is just as bad as all the meme images make it out to be.
>Huge corporation franchises everywhere
>I've seen more non-whites than I have whites
>Every other vehicle on the road is a huge truck or SUV
I'm in Florida currently, and I've heard more Spanish spoken than English.
>>73349511
>before she became famous
learn your history please
>>73349615
>is a virgin
nope
>has never kissed
nah
>smokes
yeah but not loads
>drinks
yeah too much
>does drugs
>is a NEET
na
>has phimosis
fuck that
>has no friends
some
>watches anime
fuck no
>goes to the gym
home gym masterrace
>>73349615
only 3
>>73349615
>anime
>gym
genuinely fucking disgusting
business idea: work my way into politics, being a charming PR boy who parrots sound-bites, pretty much like David Cameron, eventually work my way up to party leader status, become prime minister
then make a public broadcast and start revealing my power level, dropping redpills to millions of people watching
my (((party))) would want to get rid of me but the general public would adore me because in all honesty a majority of older people in England are all Daily Mail/Express reading rorkes
>>73349615
>>has no friends
>>watches anime
>>goes to the gym
these, why?
>>73349708
id get down on my knees and do fucking anything for a man that looked like this
he could fucking have me
FOY
>>73349730
>florida
I didn't choose the 'cide
the 'cide chose me.
>>73349748
no-one asked for you're life story deano
>>73349615
covers about 99% of people
>>73349615
>>is a virgin
yes
>>has never kissed
yes
>>smokes
no
>>drinks
no
>>does drugs
no
>>is a NEET
no
>>has phimosis
yep
>>has no friends
sort of drifted away from them all over the last few years, too depressed and ashamed of myself
>>watches anime
no
>>goes to the gym
no
>>73349800
is that the biscuit goblin
>>73349730
>I'm in Florida currently
Well there's your problem. Go to the Midwest or New England next time if you don't want to experience multiculturalism.
>is a virgin
nope
>has never kissed
nah
>smokes
yeah but a pipe
>drinks
yeah too much
>does drugs
>is a NEET
na
>has phimosis
fuck that
>has no friends
some
>watches anime
fuck no
>goes to the gym
my job is cardio
Wish I was on /brit/ during the london riots
>>73349793
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwNPPl_oX8oUtKVMLxL13jg
>>73349813
easist (you) I've ever earn't
>>73349793
he's 5'2
>>73349730
not much difference between florida and pueto rico
whoa
big boy willies and spunk
going to rent a small terrace house in glossop by myself
>>73349615
I don't fit any of them
am I normie?
our generation
>no houses available so we have to flatshare until we're in our 90s unless you want to live somewhere with no jobs
>forced to pay NI contributions but face endlessly raised pension ages and slashing of the state pension anyway
>forced to endure privatising the NHS just as we start to need it
>get spied on all day
>don't care about any political issues except for getting pronouns right
ffs
>>73349865
let us know all the gossip
or should i say glossop lol
>>73349848
/brit/ started in 2012 iirc, so London riots would have already happened
>>73349849
christ
>>73349852
no he aint
taking a shit lads
>>73349837
the digestive thief
>>73349891
>don't go to the gym
fat cunt
@73349850
>he thinks I wasn't also baiting for an easy (You)
you got outplayed my friend
>>73349913
the hobnob hound
>>73349912
*Kick the stall door in*
>>73349852
That's why he has to get on his knees
anyone want to be my penpal?
redpill me on brexit
>>73349708
please be in london
>>73349962
yeah mate sure
*throws a pen at you*
alright pal haha
>>73349922
don't need to go to the gym
>>73349952
hey get out of here!
I think I might uninstall /brit/ desu, it's been fun, but I feel like 4chan isn't the path to happiness.
>>73349945
the custard cream pickpocketer
>>73349922
love how gymrunts instantly assume anyone who doesn't spend time in a gym is fat
>>73349966
its alright
>>73349910
no but he's literally 5' 4''
>>73349910
he used to be a trip on /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aucq8_VDrUM
>>73349994
the bourbon burglar
>>73349966
theresa is just going to try to strike a half-way deal, whilst pretending to fight the EU over non-issues to keep rorkes happy.
>>73349966
wait a while and it'll happen
>>73349966
it's an economic and political union
it's shit for the economy but apparently good politically
i used to be not fat but lifting made me fat
seriously
just made a peng spag bol
>>73350057
gib this gf
business idea: fall in love
>>73350092
>(1.55 MB, 5083x3389)
bruh
love that southerners make fun of northerners for how they speak even though southerners have shitty quirks too like saying 'sort of' all the time.
>>73349910
He's a literal midget lad.
>>73350092
Need Jan in here ASAP
just made a ping spag bol
it's ping because i did it in the 'wave
>>73350092
>brown nipples
wonder what the 2020 debates will be like
>>73350062
send some this way bossman
>>73350137
There will be no debates after the civil war.
>>73350109
the north south divide is a scottish trick
>>73350137
glad as fuck i didn't tune into tese transmissions.
how the fuck did tracey ullman make a come back in 2016
she was famous in the 80s, and not on this side of the pond, barely even seen her.she is more famous for setting the stage for matt groening than anything else. never seen any clips anywhere of her show. and yet some how she turns up on BBC1
I can understand yank and brit audiences want different things, like Seinfeld never caught on over here but Cheers did, but this is a weird crossover
wish i was a manlet so i could take advantage of those easy gains
5'11" tallfag here
>>73350115
>>73350008
>>73350010
Ah, never been to fit.
Would still wanna get fucked by a guy with that body type regardless of height but no way I'm going near some nasally prick watching that video gave me ear cancer
>>73350154
What civil war? What will the groups be?
>>73350137
well corbyn nuttal farron and may probably
>>73350162
Nice try but i'm a midlander trying to stoke up southern-northern antagonism.
>>73350166
I see you crossposting big homie >>>/tv/81412294
>>73350092
stop posting super high resolution pictures of traps
>>73350137
never noticed Nige was a manlet
>>73350166
Same, I only knew she existed because the Simpsons started on her programme, I just assumed she must have been American too.
>>73350194
Rorkes vs rasheeds
>>73350145
still got some sauce left in the ol ice box, i'll fax it to you
Love stumbling across old forum pages about things that are currently popular before they came out and seeing people talking about how it will be a massive flop
>>73350194
The Brexitmong and the radical centrists.
>>73350170
5'9-6'1 is optimum range desu
>>73350128
a girl i knew in highschool had brown nipples but they were good. nice and small, perky boobs too. way bigger than they appeared in her shirt
miss her so much lads
>>73350213
yeah meant to post it in /brit/
reminder if someone is posting from london it's about a 60% chance they're a paki
>>73350220
>5'8
wew
>>73350137
no ed who cares
@73350170
shan't be falling for this bait
>>73350180
I'm more concerned that I recognised his nipples immediately (not gay)
Another day and I don't THINK any of the people I'm close with has killed themselves
I'll dream they all do it once again though, no doubt
If you're not memeing the ideal height literally is 6'3
>>73350230
I'm white working class and left wing, which one do I support
>>73350010
Never new Tiny was from Essex
watched the fifth element last night
bit overrated
twitter stock is going to the dogs
when will that tumblr shithole shut down
>>73350302
watched it with girl mentioned here >>73350251 in math class at the back of the room and she thought it was total shite but i liked it
>>73350292
nah, that's a few inches too tall.
tall people are a blight on humanity. they take up too much space, food and other resources
>>73350223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aus8gG7PKrE
weird . it's a sketch show. didn't think yanks were into that. expected it to be a late night chat show
>>73350290
this you?
cannot stand nicola sturgeon. hate her so much.
>>73350276
My Uni social life summed up in one pic
>>73350330
dont care
>>73350262
London is only 3% Pakistani actually.
13% if you add Indians, Bangladeshis and Pakis together
>>73350341
the shadow makes her waist look less chunky than it is
>>73350361
tragic really
>>73350347
Good post
My mate for her is incredibly passionate, vile specimen
Indians and Chinese are top lads
>>73350382
there is too much brown to flush down. literally don't believe those statistics at all either. i've been there.
Don't make me crack out the Ed folder
>work with the most passive aggressive, little-man-syndrome bastard ever
Just want to fill his face in on a daily basis.
hate leafs so much, wish they were dead. they think hurting people is funny and makes them seem cool but really it's just immature and stupid
>>73350406
indians aren't, chinese are
>>73350396
Alri Yoda lol
>>73350347
*stares at you scottishly*
ed would've unironically been a great PM
That's all well and good, but it's not really your idea, is it now, Marge?
VERY nice choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRxl6KGkaDM
Why does Cheshire hate Pakistanis so much if he says hes "Asian" himself?
>>73350423
>little-man-syndrome
doesn't exist
everyone gets angry, but only short people are castigated for it.
>>73350337
no but this is
nicola is just the scottish nige.
>>73350420
do it
>>73350413
London is very segregated by race, so if you see pakis, you're probably in the paki part of the city. There are parts of London that are 90+% white
>>73350452
Imagine being such a mong you don't know that indians hate pakis more than anyone else does
>>73350455
t. manlet
you should have put aside the rhetoric
>>73350437
nah would've been a pushover
>>73350436
look at that shrivelled up old pointy face. just want to ram my meat up her poo cutter so far i can stir around last nights haggis. absolute state of everything that comes out her mouth
>>73350337
>There are parts of London that are 90+% white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhMIv7Gokfk
Help me decide which 'tism shoe I should cop lads
Would get the 998's but they're fucking £150+
>>73350455
Yes it does exist, I'm a lanklet and bitter manlets always start fights with me
>>73350520
are you genuinely Indian?
always pictured you to be an autistic white boy
i'm not a virgin
>>73350532
in all seriousness we should have.
rhetoric was just highly unstable proto-gimmicks that caused the meme war
>>73350481
he's not an english nationalist
/fit/ was great back then
awful now
you stabbed your brother in the back
Greater London is an immigrant
Doing a ska night for a bunch of oldies, it's weird how much they love ska for being so racist
>>73350522
nothing wrong with being short
>>73350567
yes, because you're a cunt. if they were your height they'd still be fighting you
hold on I thought cheshire was the cute crossdressing lad
not a paki
>>73350562
They're all fucking shite
>cheshire is indian
well fuck me sideways I did not expect that at all
>>73350518
where? I live in a part of London that was majority white and its now full of chinks, havent seen an area in long time that didnt have a paki
>>73350562
Bottom left obviously.
>>73350586
british nationalism is english nationalism because english nationalist don't want to lose territory they control
>>73350449
is this some kind of banjo-kazooie rip off
>>73350587
tinytrip was like 5'6 wasn't he? plus being on steroids? why was he popular, was he funny?
>>73350562
get the 574 instead that's what i wear
in the grey/white/silver colorway
need an Amish gf lads
>>73350587
/fit/ has always been a shit version of misc
>>73350562
doing a remember of when the girl in uni sent me a picture of her new shoes for no real reason and when i remarked how tiny they were she said "that's because my feet are tiny" and then sent me a picture of her feet and said "see how small"
>talking with a muslim girl online
>she's quite nice
>talk for a week
>I bring up the Sweden attacks
>"yeah man it's so awful"
>make a little joke
>"lol it was because the Swedes aren't exactly halal"
>she's pissed
>"dude why you say that?? halal has nothing to do with people!"
>manage to calm her down
>ask her if she likes middle eastern food and say im not implying she does just because she's muslim
>"lol not everythings offensive dude yeah I love middle eastern food"
and finally
>I say "are sure not everythings offensive? I've read the Koran and a lot of shit is in there"
>20 minutes and no reply
I-I liked her :(((
>>73350587
stopped posting on /fit/ when after years of making fun of scooby he started posting and everyone swapped over to sucking his dick. think this was 2012/2013 it's been a while
>Ed thread
are ed
>>73350665
hahaha
>>73350642
Made by the same devs. It's a throwback to Banjo-Kazooie games.
>>73350681
>I-I liked her :(((
Then why keep making really offensive jokes about her religion?
put aside the singles
behold these doubles
>>73350712
fucking state of those bolt ons
tragic
>>73350727
thanks
>>73350681
where do you meet these girls?
>>73350710
collect-em-ups died for a very good reason
>>73350643
5'2" sounds about right
he wasn't popular, he was a freakshow, he was hated by almost everyone, constantly mocked him for having dead parents
>>73350606
This post is proof of it's existence
>the USSR built 80,000 T-34s during WW2
mental, how the fuck did they do that
Get around the negotiating table
need a yooka laylee programmer gf
>>73350759
Seems to be the general consensus among those who've played the game. Music's still absolutely stellar though.
Who shall win in the war, the Brexitmongs or radical centrists?
it seems like a sizeable portion of brit/pol/ is Welsh.
that, coupled with the fact that Wales voted leave despite not getting much immigration and got EU benefits makes me believe Wales is full of racists
>>73350789
1 a day m8
hello, yes, I heard this is the Yank thread
really miss ed posting desu
>>73350720
idky but I thought she'd be okay with it. I mean she was fine with my Jew jokes and seems quite liberal for a muslim. She says "jesus" all the time.
>>73350758
>he doesn't know
A secret site only accessible on the darknet called interpals
>>73350681
have you really read the koran
how do i into interpals
>>73350791
who
me on the right
>>73350562
new balance are fucking tragic
>>73350681
>queeran
>>73350649
Not liking the look of the 574 lad, too snubby and 'tistic for even a 'tism shoe
>>73350634
Yeah I might
at a time when negotiations are on going
we mustn't lose our heads
>>73350863
becky lavender
>>73350681
are you genuinely autistic
>>73350876
I miss based john
>>73350812
far more than that
>>73350826
you couldn't withstand 5 minutes of the bantz with these lads
>>73350712
quite like the bimbo look
need new shoes
have retired the 'didas
me on the right again
>>73350800
I'm a radical centrist and I voted for Brexit
Remainers are either progressives or loonies or both
ever look at pictures of people on nights out that are taking by official people at the venue and realise how fucking UGLY everyone is? It has to be the camera somehow, surely. No way is everyone so fucking UGLY.
>>73350783
it proves that people instantly deride shorter people getting angry as "small man syndrome", yeah
>>73350886
is she a cancuck
how big a factor was the whole sandwich thing do you reckon
and again
Spiked is a radical centrist outlet
>>73350909
I bet at least 7 of them have a BTEC in PE
>>73350836
ofcourse I fucking haven't
>>73350892
I post here don't I?
racists BTFO
>>73350928
Me and you agree on much, the white working class are a dying species
>>73350959
the what?
>>73350934
it is a meme but also fairly true that we are an ugly nation
>>73350947
she's english
>>73350864
so brave x
>>73350998
sandwichgate
Is desklad still around or did he e-die?
>>73350989
Don't put words in my mouth you weird smelly person I'm mildly racist and socialist
Ed is a real life Mark Corrigan
>>73350801
>all leave voters are racists
yeah ok, tell that to the communist parties
>>73350987
>that ugly as fuck mole on her nose
>>73350977
I mean like actually autistic not just 4chan autistic
you supposedly like some girl but then you do nothing but ouright insult her religion, talk her down when she's pissed then do it again
bit weird innit
>>73350987
NEED a whatever that is gf
is there anything further left than (((radical centrism)))
>>73350977
>ofcourse I fucking haven't
ok. your first mistake was confusing banter with arguing
and your second mistake was confusing 4chan pretend-i-know-everything arguing with real arguing
>>73351029
Rasheed stop posting this
>>73351035
>believing tory lies
the whole thing was fabricated
>>73350987
>tfw no pajeet gf
>>73351037
>I'm mildly racist and socialist
literally all me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph
Doing a screech
>An anocracy is a government regime featuring inherent qualities of political instability and ineffectiveness, as well as an "incoherent mix of democratic and autocratic traits and practices".
>>73351004
need to have sex with her in the toilets at a games convention
>>73350712
business idea: illegalise fake tits except for breast cancer survivors
>>73350641
I'm an English nationalist and I don't consider Scotland "controlled territory" I just want independent england
>>73351115
>it was said by some to make him look awkward, error prone, incapable of performing simple tasks, or out of touch with ordinary working people.
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>>73351068
Rasheed
>>73351159
then you're an idiot because england does control scotland
but wish more were like you unless you're lying just to try and win this argument
>>73351240
in what way does england control scotland?
seems more the other way round with the english having to pay for the privilege
>>73350606
found the manlet lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_Jew
Someone just make the new for fucks sakes, we're all just sitting around saving our posts like bunch of spackers
>>73349284
You rang?