nightmare creatures edition
anime
>>73349256
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-killed-van-busy-stretch-10182246
NECESITO una Tata gf
>>73349349
incestito?
>>73349347
Tragic desu mate. Worst thing is I would (and have) chased my dog into a road trying to stop it being an idiot. Never a motorway mind but I could see this being me. Sounds stupid as a headline but when your pupper is in danger...
>>73349347
wew
a woman at the hotel near my house got shot a few months back
just heard that apparently she was a prozzie who got shot in the vagina by an angry client
>>73349347
>The motorway was closed for approximately five hours
This is the real tragedy
>>73349501
guess you say could her pussy took a pounding
wahey
guess who's back
back again
tell some men
got a proper painful pimple inside my nose lads
anime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph
STILL screeching
>>73349256
hmm don't think you're british 2bh
>>73351135
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJA BART DROGADO FUMAR MARGE AAAAAAAAAAJ
>>73351150
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Political_Internet_memes
doing a read
why don't any of my sandwiches have wikipedia pages
>73350681
Alright lads she just responded. QUITE offended but I think I can calm her down again.
Think I might go with the ol' "sorry I'm drunk" excuse, or the classic "my twat friend got a hold of me phone".
we are so fucked
fucked to the championship
fuck sake and fuck off
the media in this country is honestly disgusting sometimes
>>73351274
haha, get back down here jack
will HEEM you at the south wales derby
>the elections were 2 years ago
>>73351150
>>73351202
im dying right now thanks guys
>>73351274
where do you live mate I'm gonna be in newport/cardiff for a year starting september
Since I cut back to only drinking on weekends, my Friday night binge is great, but the Saturday usually ends in me stopping at midnight like tonight) because it's been 6 hours, I still feel sober and I have killer heartburn.
How do I fix this
>>73351260
do NOT mention muslims, islam, the middle-east conflict or the refugee crisis. i assure you you aren't funny enough to pull it off
>>73351281
>coming up three years since the pic
TIME MARCHES ON
>>73351281
You can't deny - as trash as they are - UK tabloid puns are OUT OF THIS WORLD
How easy is pulling girls off tinder?
>>73351281
refuse to believe no one at the sun has bitten off more than they can chew
>>73351274
why don't you cheer yourself up by going on and /r9k/ and letting everyone know how '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''hot'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' you are just like the good old days, mr tripfag?
tunes
>>73351358
>>73351352
Where's her minge
>>73351362
If you can pull them off, they're not a girl
>>73351202
R
>Raped and killed a girl in 1990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck_v._Eiland-Hall
lel
Jillian Janson, lads, big fan
*unbuckles your belt*
kissing a girl as I type this
>>73351377
i fucking remember this
fuck i love our papers/tabloids sometimes
>>73351377
these are real though, that one was
the sun is a shitrag
>>73351420
why are her eyes not in line
what should i get from the 'lc (liquor commission)
>>73351331
I voted for one nation
No more lonely nights, with a restless heart
Roll the dice, make a brand new start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNdodo59tQ
reminder '190cm master race' is a runt who used to go on /r9k/ boasting about what a chad he is using the very same trip even though all the girls he used to post were fat and he himself looks like a complete gimp
>>73351452
>>73351460
>>73351460
>are
aren't*
just fingered a bird
>>73351460
>16
>father of two
Fucking hell
>>73351331
naah
;_;7
>>73351331
>tfw cameron, miliband, clegg, bennett, farage are all gone
>>73351460
his mom was 13 when she had him lul
>>73351480
liquor probably
>>73351496
reported to the rspca
>>73351516
simpler times
>>73351527
what kind
>>73351460
he has the just hair at 16 haha
>>73351505
>>73351520
It's not a real story you foreign cunts
gf(male) just sent me this
think she's a bit mad
>>73351516
i'm glad cameron's gone at least, in fact I would say it is a damn shame that he's not dead burning in hell with his mongoloid son
>>73351527
i hardly know her
>>73351516
they were the best political meme material we've had in decades. Don't think we will ever get a lineup as meme worthy as that ever again desu
>>73351331
well I'll be
>>73351460
reminder '190cm master race' is a runt who used to go on /r9k/ boasting about what a chad he is using the very same trip even though all the girls he used to post were fat and he himself looks like a complete gimp
TELL HIM TO DROP HIS TRIP
>>73351589
keep giving him attention mate that'll sort everything
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
>>73351460
that entire story just gets more and more retarded as you read each line
bout to do some light reading lads
>>73351625
>actually making a fake page from 19 years ago
That is some next level shit
real one this time
>>73351631
sometimes I wonder whether the sunday sport is a serious newspaper at all
>>73351478
most peoples eyes don't line up perfectly
it's actually weird and creepy when someones eyes are perfectly aligned
are nij
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2U16waR2Jg
>>73351664
i hate reading pdfs
>>73351667
reminder that these two actually won the fancy dress contest before the outrage kicked in
>>73351198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM
>>73351681
there's rarely that much of a difference either
also don't believe you
post a face with perfect alignment
reckon we need to crack down on the media
i still screech at baneposting even after 5 years
the boxing was shite lads
>>73351667
I was there. I fucking love Rosies. I once got a handjob on the second floor by a fat slag while eating a hotdog I bought inside the club.
I know /brit/ will think I'm joking but this literally happened to me. Filthiest night of my life out with Cheshire birds.
I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls I tore a tendon in my foot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqnYvKO_ks
ripper
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>>73351695
yeh me too, reading the c programming language in paper which is comfy. i wish you could turn pdfs into dark mode like you can with lots of other things. black background white text
>>73351742
>>73351725
its still sometimes funny but not always
i dont know how many times you can laugh at
>you're a big guy
>for you
>>73351731
wew
noticed in tesco they had cans of bud light by the till
didn't know they had it in the uk desu
>>73351718
I wouldn't know where to look to find such a picture
So anon, you've been dating our beautiful girl for a while now and we've finally met you. She says you're really into politics, tell us about that.
>>73351786
all according to keikaku the yankification is nearly complete
the amazing thing about baneposting is that it has infinitely many synergies
it's a big meme
are nige
>>73351725
"I'm cia" kills me every time
>>73351583
corbyn is pretty good on his own
>>73351825
t. ari shekelberg
>>73351807
Gas the normies t b h
>>73351589
Links or screenshots?
>>73351339
drink one night a week
>>73351760
>>73351807
politics are a spook
>>73351807
w-we must secure the existence of our people
>>73351786
it's just recently released I think
won't bother though, the yank girl I dated while I was at uni said it was shit compared to british alcohols
>>73351807
I'm an ultra-reactionary, fundamentalist, isolationist right wing authoritarian, and you?
>>73351825
the nuclear family is cancer though. doesn't work. can't wait for it to die
>>73351825
I tried to read one of chomskys books and this was basically his argument in the first 2 pages, gave up after that
>>73351836
dont think youre doing it right
>>73351875
I was gonna get some to try but saw it was 3.5% so cba
it's a big meme
>>73351807
Unironic anocratist
>An anocracy is a government regime featuring inherent qualities of political instability and ineffectiveness, as well as an "incoherent mix of democratic and autocratic traits and practices". These regime types are particularly susceptible to outbreaks of armed conflict and unexpected or adverse changes in leadership.
>>73351892
>chomsky
A slow, inefficient and ineffective government is good if there's already a good constitution in place.
>>73351909
Made an absolute belter of a semi-serious/shitpost thread on /g/ lads. Got so many (You)s out of it. Quite proud of it 2bh
>>73351807
yes sir, I am a devoted white nationalist and enjoy the videos of stefan molyneux
>>73351853
nah it was a quite while ago but he is no looker trust me. all i i remember he was wearing this hideous shirt, all his friends looked particularly hilarious. was so funny because he had hyped himself up big time and everyone on /r9k/ was laughing their pants off at the runt. wish i had the pic saved. honestly tho, he really needs to drop that stupid trip
>>73351760
You are a: Communist Anti-Government Multilateralist Humanist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: 67%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 17%
Idris Elba is obviously going to be next Bond
Yeva Schlomsky won't let anyone else do it
>>73351984
consider suicide
>>73351919
How is this even a political ideology
>>73351962
fuck da police
SKRRRRRRRRRR
*hops out of the german whip*
SARUMANE?
>>73351962
>the state
the state of what? what else could he have done?
the leftovers is a good show lads
>>73351992
bond was dead when they made him blonde
>>73351891
why?
>>73351984
hello trotsky
>>73351909
for you
>>73351807
are you implying i'm banging the girl on the left?
>>73351807
Varies depending on how many (You)s I want
>>73351996
you just made his night by replying to him
>>73351996
fuck off
>>73352017
too rigid, isolated, wasteful of resources and puts too much pressure on the parents
>>73352020
alri
>>73352051
reddit: the post
r/porninfifteenseconds
usually cum in 4/5 loops
>>73351919
hmmmmmmmmmm
Only an hour to go, looking forward to going home and having a nice cup of tea
>>73352007
The state of a country where random drunks interrupt police press conferences
>>73351980
there's literally as much proof for this statement as there is for Assad gassing his own civilians
fake news
>>73352047
im charitable like that
>5 years of baneposting
Christ, I'm actually going to witness an entire decade of this aren't I? Lord, I do wonder what new and even more esoteric forms it may take on.
how does golf qualify as a sport
95% of vaginas are really unaesthetic desu. Not one of those dreadful homos, but I think I unironically prefer penises.
>>73352051
nope
wrong on all counts
kill yourself
>>73352067
sounds like going through a 50 page hentai and waiting until the last few pages to climax would be better for your sexual health lad, not that i do that, just saying you might be training yourself to be a quickshot
*raises paw*
>>73352097
the ultimate redpill is that sports are just games, there's no real difference
>>73352097
you go outside and hit a ball around with a stick while a bunch of twats watch you like you're going to do something different this time even though you won't, it seems pretty standard to me
>>73352097
>sport
>an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.
Pretty sure golf qualifies as a sport.
>>73352090
that's a big period of time
>>73352097
I don't enjoy watching it but I've played it a handful of times and it was enjoyable
what does this mean
im not into politics much
>>73352090
Aiden Gillen going meta about it is the only way to top the German plane crash
>>73352084
t. '190cm master race'
thanks for dropping your trip though gimp
>>73352105
while i agree that most vaginas look/smell repulsive i think i fall short on preferring penises
>>73352123
kinda said desu
>>73352051
the hajnal line is all the evidence you need to know that nuclear families are crucial
>>73352097
Why wouldn't it? It's a fantastic sport, one that requires tremendous skill, nerve, creativity, persistence and mental strength.
>>73351760
Alri
>>73352164
basically means youre a neo-con that also wants to live on the dole
>>73352113
I put my willy in fannies already though
>>73352211
dunno what neo-con is, I don't want to live on the dole but I reckon there should be some method of dealing with worklessness
>>73352090
>Christ, I'm actually going to witness an entire decade of this aren't I?
Aye.
>>73352182
Don't even know about the smell desu, as the vast majority of times I've been near one I've been too drunk to take that sort of thing into account. Penises are definitely better though. Whilst the vagina is just an untidy few flaps of skin and holes, the penis is a proud and often very aesthetic organ (again, I repeat my assertion that I am not a homo and am merely stating an objective fact)
>>73352202
>tribalism score 33%
Cuck
never liked baneposting, never saw anything in it
You are a: Socialist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
>>73352237
neo-cons are liberals that cloaked themselves as conservatives to ally with warmongering elements of the conservative right to push wars that set up "democratic" and capitalist regimes across the globe
look at its cute little paws
Can't stop watching technology reviews lads
This is what being a runt/goy feels like
>>73352195
What's the Hajnal Line?
Anyway I guess I'm Authoritarian Family which fits where they are from on the map. My Sister still lives at home but she is only 18 and that could change, moving out at that age is hard in this climate, and she does work. Although I expect a strict equal inheritance because the folks have talked about it and intend at least now to do that.
>>73352281
pets for pakis
>>73352058
isn't r/the donald the biggest political board on there these days? dumb rorke
>>73352110
you would say that. you've been trained to replicate the nuclear family pattern for your masters. it was created by capitalists to serve capitalism.
>>73352195
me in the authoritarian family
>>73352264
t. a foreign bellend
reminder '190cm master race' used to on /r9k/ making threads called 'ask a guy who gets girls anything' and all the girls he posted were all fat and spotty and then he posted a picture of himself in one of his threads and everyone on /r9k/ laughed at him
really makes you think
>>73352290
i literally just want a cell phone that i can plug a keyboard in through usb and run terminal commands on with full control of the phone (without breaking the law or being treated like a 2nd class citizen by the company). why is that not a thing?
>>73352195
Egalitarian nuclear family and Community Family (exogamous) are the best out of those pitifully limited options.
But really, the aim is to destroy the family as a socioeconomic altogether.
*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
"belly's gonna get ya"
>>73352195
>cornwall
this just isn't true lmao
live in london and used to think provincials were loud, brash, turbonormies
then I realised londoners were just cold and reserved
>>73352279
kek you're not worlds away to be honest
found a use for this shite: making sambuca semi-bearable
>>73352355
fuck off i desperately want to see his face
>>73352275
Don't even know what a bane is 2bh. I'm sure whatever it is it must be a bane on society hahahahaha
>>73352337
fuck off celt
>>73352318
>What's the Hajnal Line?
something "HBD" /pol/ autists like to wank themselves silly over. basically to do with patterns of marriage and fertility, as if it explains everything we see in the world.
>>73352383
pepsi max is alright tho-
oh that's pepsi max ginger
what the fuck
>>73352383
revolting
why would you ruin sambucca with that
edit: hamster captcha, that's a new one
>>73352372
>But really, the aim is to destroy the family as a socioeconomic altogether.
why
>tfw pizza is so cheap here
pretty much the main advantage of living in the US 2bh
>>73352376
yeah, I like how it acts as if all Celts are the same and that different to the English/French, such stereotypical 19th century romanticist nonsense
>>73352420
sambuca is the second worst spirit after gin
>>73352404
actually ashkenazi/danish/scottish/english
anyone here listen to the spectator podcast?
Lara Prendergast's voice makes me hard
>>73352426
>tfw a large pizza from dominos costs something like £17.99
>>73352396
4 me?
>>73352426
how much do you pay? got one for €9 tonight which was like 12inch i think
>>73352475
just use STUDFREE and it's always 2 for 1
>>73352422
it's shit
*looks in mirror/reflection*
ahh yes very nice. good. confidence
*looks in photo*
ahh y- *googles suicide methods*
lisicki has never posted his face
it would be memed into oblivion if he did
just look at kev and that isn't even his face lol
>>73352510
not really an argument though is it lad?
>>73352426
a large pizza costs like $5 here desu
>>73352456
Black sambuca mixed with Jack Daniels and a few ice cubes is a tasty sipping drink
>>73352475
take away pizza is shite
frozen pizzas are nicer and cheaper
>>73352525
>lisicki has never posted his face
Hello retard
>>73352551
Nah dude I want a pizza so fatty and disgusting and greasy i feel like i might have a heart attack where im sat
can only get that as takeaway
alri lads
>>73352543
The fuck do you live?
>>73352530
yeah it is
just a load of bollocks to control people and mould them into good little obedient drones
>>73352551
frozen pizzas are shit since they use cheese analogue
take away pizza's can be good if they use mozzarella
also see >>73352561
>>73349200
I remember playing this on N64 as a kid
was pretty fucking rad
>>73352551
if you're getting a pizza from the shop chilled is better than frozen desu
>>73352518
Use some handsome black man's face pic instead.
>cum in my beautiful gf who I love
>suddenly filled with hatred for her
Why does this happen lads?
>>73352579
ah yes science is just a load of bollocks, my mates on leftypol are right instead
>>73352518
vertically flip the photo and you might prefer it; your face is flipped in the mirror
>>73352609
science?
>>73352609
/leftypol/ is scientific
>>73352579
>'its shit' is a valid argument against something
Oh fuck off runt
>>73352578
qld
you can get a domino's fTom $5 to $7, the meme chef selections can go for like $11
>>73352580
>frozen pizzas are shit since they use cheese analogue
do they? Just went on the tesco website frozen pizza section and found the absolute cheapest pizza for 60p. Looks like it has 'cheese' powder as the dead last ingredient but the main cheese is mozzarella
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=272656101
>>73352601
you have low self confidence and see her as disgusting for letting you do that to her
>he drinks the warm salties of the dismal science
>>73352667
Fuck me feels like I'm getting massively kiked out here
>>73352420
>edit: hamster
Did it have not a single pic of a hamster? That literally just happened to me, there were only guinea pigs and other stuff, not a single hamster baka
>>73352670
most frozen pizzas******
>>73352572
JANNY
>>73352694
how much do they cost for you?
gif to webm how
what's the janny up to nowadays lads?
haven't seen any evidence of his presence for quite a while now
>>73351807
My gf will be a Catholic Irish Nationalist and so all I'll need to say is "I support the ideals of Padraig Pearse" and they'll accept me. Mostly because they don't realise how incredibly right wing and proto-fascistic Pearse's views were.
>>73352601
The minutes after sex are the only ones where out thoughts aren't clouded by the drive to fuck, you're seeing her for what she is.
>>73352715
here's the second one up, again same story
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=287318018
same with this one
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=287317941
same with this one
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=287318030
I could probably check some more but cba. Remember that these are the cheap ones too so you think if any cut costs it would be them
>>73352735
>gif
fuck off
sigh
>kenna james starts doing b/g
>does an interracial scene within a month
excellent
hate white ppl
Taigs out
>falling for the 'za jew
good goy keep eating that shit
>>73352518
>Look in mirror where there is good lighting
Ahh yes very nice, I should do modeling
>Look in mirror where the lighting is unflattering
Ahh y- *makes lookism account and compulsively researches surgery*
*Collects dole money*
*Establishes a caliphate funded by said dole money*
Ah yes.
>>73352732
$16 for a large cheese pizza (no toppings). Now you can generally get the cost down to just over $10 for a pizza with deals (I eat with my housemate mostly so we order multiple pizzas) but still. Not even close to $5.
oxygen is poison
don't fall for the atmospheric jew
stay woke
>>73352766
>you're seeing her for what she is
I don't know what you mean by that, I can think of no reason why I dislike when this happens, I just do. Other times when I don't want sex I don't feel it
ah yes, ah yes
Name a worse feeling than lying on a bed inside a council house seconds after cumming in a Romanian prostitute
don't trust leftists
their modus operandi are worrying
*blocks your path*
>>73352857
theres the bargain ones for $5 for one of the meme sizes
ignore brisbane he's just avin a laugh
gf has already fallen asleep, could take a risk and boot up the ol ps4
>>73352880
BIT racist Fred
Popular TV and film always depicts the arena and gladiatorial matches as pivotal in controlling the populace. Any history man know how true this actually is?
>>73352900
depends what you'd be playing
>>73352908
bread and games
>>73352857
wtf hahahaha where do you live for that absolute rort
domino's cut it down so pizza Hut did the same. iirc there is some peak time where it costs slightly more but anything outside of that is like $5 for a large peoperoni, $7 or so for meatlovers
>>73352859
breathing oxygen leads to death eventually, in 100% of cases
>>73352900
kiss her bum instead
>>73352877
shitposting on the internet and overturning rubbish bins?
>>73352908
It was the equivelent of football in the USA
>>73352889
nah you can get large pizzas for a fiver, do NOT doubt me
>>73352880
mad how was gay and got aids and that isn't it
>>73352908
because entertainment doesnt do that even today?
refer to: Donald Trump
>>73352908
>>73352951
it was a great way to distract people, much like today
Ah yes. The hard working rocket scientist refugees.
https://youtu.be/Lk_eRzO1kcs
CREEEEEAASING
>>73353015
what are they pointing at
Thanks for all the replies lads. Shan't be replying to that tripcunt though
>>73352924
I think you mean bread and circuses
>>73352951
A bad football match has no effect of the political climate of the US. The odd riot maybe but nothing that would affect the nation as a whole
>>73353003
Yeah must of the poor men tend to focus their mind on football. But politicians don't associate themselves with teams to further their standing as is depicted in these shows
piffy
>>73353035
bits of swedes
>>73353035
these dubs
this kills the /brit/
>>73353034
normoid cunts
Tim's neighbours are complaining about his piano playing again and he's sperging out
>>73353065
who is that? where's she from?
>>73353035
The sky lad hahaha
>>73353034
Fucking cringeworthy.
>>73353015
probably working harder than you are, trying to achieve their dreams
>>73353086
the hot one from Fifth Harmony
>>73353080
Wish Assad would gas that little shit and her family.
Why do Brits like BBC so much?
>>73353060
i think i mean bread and games buddy
circuses is such a shit translation, it's literally correct but it's not what circus means anymore ;)
>>73353128
1 rouble has been deposited in your account.
>>73353080
we didn't really do anything other than words
>>73353128
grow the fuck up
>>73353142
Eh fair enough but let's just keep to our own colloquialisms for the sake of purveying our meaning
>>73353097
t. brummie
Being a criminal isn't exactly the most noble of professions lad
>>73353141
no ads
nice documentaries
good website, iplayer is cool, the news site is nice, their radio stations are cool too
>>73353080
i support trump bombing the missile base but christ this is so overkill it almost makes me change my mind on it. it's like when a chick is coming on to you too hard and it turns you off of her, you know a grown ass dude wrote this
>>73352735
>>73354953
cheers mate