Mexico edition
>>73348680
today, i will remind them
>>73348833
>BC
>Not new China
/cum/ is a normie general
>>73349122
do you not see the brown dot labelled hongcouver
>>73350193
>Have a little respect for the dead you cunt
it's alright blud, i took her out before i fucked her :joy: :ok_hand:
Stop being obsessed about women
>>73350244
The entire province is fucked not just the city.
t. live right below BC and travel there regularly
>>73350298
its obviously just birdpoop
>she has possessed me with her feminine soul
I have fallen under her spell and I can't find a cure\
She is like a tumor, and every time I talk to her I get tumors
I want to fuck a jap
WHERE'S WALDO
>>73350267
this
>>73348680
>Mexico edition
the gf (girlfriend)
>>73350298
yeah i actually feel a bit bad about it now lol
FIST OF FLAMES LIKES-LIKES A GIRL
LOOK AT THIS FAG
I BET HE THINKS ABOUT HOLDING HER HAND AND KISSING HER
>>73350307
no its not. Only metro vancouver has brown people
>>73350318
big fan of fringes on girls
>>73350339
is she british
>>73349122
Nothing wrong with BC amigo (because it's mexico edition i'm not going to use the standard lads)
Focus on improving yourself and stop obsessing over petty desires.
>>73350267
B-But I can't! She's a siren! She calls my name every time I pass by her! And then she smiles at me and we talk! And then I feel good, then at home I feel horny, and then I feel upset! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CYCLE! And she always does everything to push my buttons!
>>73350395
>fringes
that's not how you spell penises
*fucking dabs your head off*
>>73350390
>t. I've never been to BC
Stop before you embarrass yourself
>>73350358
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>73350412
No
>>73350412
yee, Phil Collins daughter to boot
>>73350095
>you will never bury your face between taylor swift's rhinestone pantyhose clad thighs and have a cheeky lick of her sweet blonde puss
fuck it
>>73350454
you're talking out of your ass
t. born in bc and travels there regularly
>>73350358
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOLDING HANDS, I THINK ABOUT FUCKING
>>73350475
Kill me senpai
>>73350475
>no ass
>>73350467
that is a lot of thigh meat
tfw read so much mishima that almost all his other work is either absurdly expensive or untranslated
>>73350467
Yes
>>73350467
she's british, mate
>>73350454
are you for real, nigger? once you cross the Washington/BC border you're smack dab in metro vancouver where ALL THE CHINESE AND INDIANS LIVE!!
BC as a whole is 75% white, more so than washington
I WON'T FUCKING GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, I WON'T STEP FOOT IN THAT PLACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73350563
Its like am even easier version of high school bud
>>73350563
Deepthroat a knife
eating shelled peanuts
messy business it is
>>73350467
>>73350475
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE COPULATING WITH A WOMAN?
NEED a cute british gf
>>73350493
for you
https://youtu.be/-XB7aftz6zY
>>73350563
how else you gonna get that $30k landscaper job?
Everyone calm down
stop posting so fast you stupid assholes
the gf
>>73350541
>>73350546
Incorrect
>>73350555
>>73350486
Your little town that you've never traveled out of because you're still a child might be fully white but try actually traversing the province and you'll find chinks everywhere.
i'm chill
i'm calm
None of these posts have anything to do with mexico edition
fuck mexico
this guy
>>73350540
just use an ereader and pirate whatever's too expensive
>>73350652
the province is 75% white and all the non-whites are concentrated in metro vancouver, if you try and contest this you'll find yourself in the wrong
>>73350659
>>73350667
I'm Mexico
muck fexico
>>73350652
ah yes the little towns of victoria and kelowna, the 2nd and 3rd biggest cities in the entire province
Really don't like it when people try to tell other people about their country.
>>73350646
>Incorrect
incorrectly calling my statement incorrect desu
Hi everyone
Mexico = Official Wall subsidizer
what went wrong
bye no one
>>73350702
Shut up, fag.
>>73350677
i'd have to buy an e-reader
might just have use my laptop
*invades belgium*
BC is the least white canadian province and its still whiter than the vast majority of american states
Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?
Give me your number!
>>73350715
>he hasn't yet realized american taxpayers are funding the wall
buncha birds going absolutely BONKERS outside my window
>>73350701
I WANT IN
>>73350786
eat their eggs
>>73350765
First time? Take a puff or two and wait a couple of minutes. Most people either smoke way too much their first time or dont inhale and dont even get high
>>73350753
>might just have use my laptop
I wouldn't. it's really bad for your eyes
The only reason Canada is whiter than America is because we border the spics and they don't.
>>73350765
Yes:
Don't do it.
I'm Mexico btw
>>73350765
inhale into your lungs before you waste their weed
>>73350756
we don't have walmart scooters over here so that won't work out
me and the sqwak squad goin' absolute BONKERS outside some nerds window
>Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?
>>73350822
mexico is white
>>73350822
>Canada doesn't border spics
>They border us
>>73350752
won't
>>73350848
it was a reddit tier post not a fedora post
>>73350765
it's really easy
how does one "smonk"?
>>73350802
>>73350833
>>73350824
Thanks
>>73350765
Never smoke inside a indoor parking lot/garage, it was windy and I needed a place to smoke without the wind so I got access to a indoor parking lot because the gate was open and I rushed inside
However, even though there was no cameras (I find a blindspot) The smoke detector went off, and I got stuck for a bit, eventually the gate opened again (You needed a key to get out) and was able to leave before anybody came
where were you when JFK didn't approve operation northwoods? I was in my dad's nutsack
>>73350912
my dad wasn't born yet
Fuck man wasted like 60 bucks yesterday
First I didn't think right for a second and bought two spare batteries for the camera (will never need two)
Then I fucked up by thinking the shirts on both sides of the shelf would be the same but I bought short sleeve instead of long
Who the fuck wears short sleeved shirts
Can't even return them because they were on sale
Theres a mexican exchange kid at my school.
He's tall, light olive skin, skinny af.
He's a tree. He's got long black hair and his accent when he speaks English is nice.
10/10 lad
He also doesn't know much about rap so a bunch of black kids were teaching him and now he tries to freestyle but he struggles freestyling in English
>>73350912
What's the name of that position?
MEXICO WEATHER
>>73350967
what position
>lad
@73350962
>10/10 lad
>lad
hmm
>>73350912
actually youd just be in your moms ovaries because the sperm had not been generated yet
>>73350975
Dallas isn't Mexico
>>73350994
>>73350995
baka desu senpai
>>73350900
We're gonna smoke in the woods
>>73351001
what came before the ovaries?
>>73350962
You gay or something
>>73351008
Haha good one
>>73351001
fakenews, i was not born from a woman
>>73351001
It bothers me when people go the nutsack route
how do you mess that up?
What's the best thing about mexico?
For me it's the people
>>73350962
Nice
Befriend him
>>73351050
I came before your mom's ovaries
>>73351047
bring a litre of water per person
>>73351008
...Not yet
getting some soup lol
>You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist Fundamentalist
>Collectivism score: -83%
>Authoritarianism score: -100%
>Internationalism score: -100%
>Tribalism score: 17%
>Liberalism score: -83%
>Explanation key:
>Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention.
>Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power.
>Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty.
>Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism.
>Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.
Post em
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>>73351063
the food
>>73351101
Will do
i really want to ride the tren urbano in san juan
>>73351047
Always keep the wind in mind when smoking outdoors, unless you have a good zippo that's good in windy conditions or else the wind will just blow out the fire
>>73351047
This image resonates with me. I've been sitting here contemplating the meaning of this particular photograph for the past 2 minutes straight and I keep going deeper.
all the movies i've ever liked get mediocre reviews from the jewish critics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc
>>73351117
hello there Andrew Ryan
>>73351167
you can buy jet lighters from the dollar store
>>73351169
you must have mediocre taste then
>>73351124
american-mexican food is better than real-mexican food imo
>>73351199
t. jewish critic
>>73351199
t. shlomo bergowitz
>>73351195
>jet lighters
you really trust those things? haven't you heard of 9/11?
>>73351151
Wonder if I should post this on my Tumblr
>>73351117
The government always has the right to impose taxes on people
>ifunny.co
>>73351224
>tfw using jet lighter in a structured carpark
>the steel beams melt
>the building collapse
>iraq gets invaded
absolute bad trip desu
>>73351207
You haven't had real Mexican food you double nigger
It's really hot.
>>73351264
only pic I can grab off google without it being part of a comic
>>73350765
Grind some fibre glass into it.
>>73351289
Oh boy it is
>>73351172
>ywn have a cool friend group and an as active and productive social life as in persona
>i copy paste all my images off of google
>>73351254
>>73351289
In Culiacan
>>73351277
You've never had Chipotle you pendejo
>>73351332
not all
only ~30%
>having to google memes
>not having a large stash on your computer already
>>73351289
>it's gonna start crawling back to 80 this week
>>73350878
*smonks*
>>73351272
I'll just sm-
>drops jet lighter
>destroys building
What? woah man
>starts walking inconspicuously while avoiding eye contact with everyone
*Officer comes*
Did you smoke weed?
>N-No
>>73351289
cuz of global warming, I blame yanks
Is this really a normie general?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12705563
Also
http://www.strawpoll.me/12705575
Mexicans not included because only like three post in /cum/
my meme folder is 7.2 gigs
if you are only allowed to get your images from 4chan then how did the first people get their images to post on 4chan
wow this Bon Jovi jam is really getting me excited for this hockey game!
>>73351408
my hentai folder is 0ver 9000
I just realized that April is not a winter month in most of Northern Hemisphere
it must be nice to have spring/summer this early instead of spring beginning in May and summer only truly beginning in late June
>waiting for food with chinese person
>fucker just stands in front of where they hand out food the entire time
>does a bunch of power stances to take up even more space
>every time they call a number he loudly shouts his own ticket number to get them to say it's not his food
>drifts around but always stands in places where he can maximize his obstruction to others
genuinely starting to get pissed off at these people
>>73351184
WHO?
>>73351404
shut up, leaf
>>73351412
OC
retard
>not creating your memes so that every single pic you ever post is your own OC
>>73351438
i thought they're suppose to be beta
>>73351408
16gigs here.
>>73351398
lmao i was in a mall's parking lot rolling a joint and the security guard came and harassed me right as i finished the final lick and rolled it up, just put it in my pocket and smoked it in a recess in the building as shelter from the wind
>>73351438
>does a bunch of power stances to take up even more space
Did you ask him about Bane?
>cuz of global warming
>>73351412
they made them
they were memesmiths
>>73351369
You don't fucking know me
GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG
GET OUT
>>73351470
where did you get that meme from? the stereotype is that they're exceptionally rude. basically poor people who suddenly came across a lot of money, but still carry the attitude. they're not "beta" or "alpha", it's just irritating
>>73351486
he was reading chinese polandball so he was probably down with some memes
>>73351408
my meme folder is so big and disorganized that I end up using google to find a regular wojak anyway
>>73351514
smashing that mf like button
>>73351405
>Mexicans not included because only like three post in /cum/
I feel offended
>>73351481
>tfw weed is legal in Canada
Cops are such cucks, I always smoke in front of them and act really obnoxious to piss them off. I always get the giggles when they shout at me and I show them my license
"In your face, cucks"
(they don't know what a cuck is since they don't go online)
>>73351528
wtf is pieters doing at the masters?
im gonna lose a bunch of money because of that cuck. He was playing phenomenally yesterday
>>73351405
Midwest is obvious Paha Sapa and Western US is probably one of the Californians, but what about the other regions?
>>73351606
>>tfw weed is legal in Canada
what
Is there a difference between whipped and mashed potatoes?
>>73351662
Go to Ottowa bro
>>73350298
probably me in my al/ck/ie days.
>>73351670
it's in the names
>>73351691
you live in ottawa hahahah
Today I got her
>>73351691
ottawa hehehe so sorry bro
have a friend who's ban evading a 30 day ban rn
haha
>>73351696
Anything else
>>73351691
>he lives in ottawa
>>73351719
>>73351735
>>73351764
Never said I live there
>>73351743
he's not your friend
>>73351763
Nope. Mash em or Whip em and you'll get whatever desired texture you prefer.
>30 day bans
What does ''at sonic'' means?
I'm actually a morman using a proxy
>>73351773
>HE LIVES IN NEPEAN
Adding on to first timing the smonk. The person who invited me to smonk is a cute grill.
I crashed at her place twice and last night her, some friends and I all chilled and watched scary movies.
We feel asleep on the same couch and I got to play with her hair.
Lads
What's wrong with Ottawa?
>>73351852
what ISN'T wrong with ottawa
>>73351829
They seem the same
>>73351849
are you 12
>>73351405
>Mexicans not included because only like three post in /cum/
>>73351870
everything is not wrong with ottawa, it's a nice city
>>73351841
it's a restaurant
>>73351849
>playing with her hair
cuck
should have taken advantage of her buzz
Me on the center left
>>73351877
whipped is fluffy and mashed is chunky
>>73351870
ottawa is nicer than edmonton
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE
>>73351849
cute
Would you live here? Yes/no
>>73351882
Naw.
>>73351901
I'll take advantage of you
>>73351945
thats SHIT
>>73351945
good song
>>73351936
that's not saying much
I love you guys
i wonder what mishima was lile in bed
>>73352006
Cold and emotionless
>>73352000
I'll get an exorcism, and a catfish special thank you
>>73351936
Major cities ranked:
1.Montréal
2.Hamilton
3.Vancouver
4.Québec City
5.Edmonton
6.Calgary
7.Toronto
8.Ottawa-Gatineau
9.Winnipeg
Do you think we'll ever see manga animated?
>>73352034
doubtful
read his plays, he had a very romantic side
>>73352043
>edmonton above calgary
off yourself
>>73351986
so why dont you fuck off back to bc then? why are you in edmonton still
>>73352043
why is hamilton so high? its a satellite city of toronto
Remember that if you live in the Red area you are a bAd poster.
>>73352043
What's with Hamilton way up there?
1.Vancouver
2.Montréal
3.Ottawa-Gatineau
4.Québec City
5.Toronto
6.Calgary
7.Edmonton
8.Winnipeg
9.Hamilton
>>73351965
probably not, don't think i can fit a king size bed in there
>>73352064
maybe someday we'll have the technology
>>73351965
Mmmm yes
Why do you ask?
>>73352096
this is only true if you have yellow fever and like boring cities (ottawa)
>>73352092
>so why dont you fuck off back to bc then? why are you in edmonton still
because bc is expensive
might try and go there for uni
>>73352093
What's wrong with Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico?
They launched bud light in the UK a few weeks ago
How is this shit the most popular beer in america?
I think my moms record player is busted
>>73352093
:^(
>>73352129
it's cheaper than water
>>73352093
ah yes, safe yet again
>>73351965
no
it's probably over evaluated
looks far from the city
un practical configuration and un safe
>>73352129
cheap as fuck, i don't drink the piss though
victoria > vancouver > calgary > montreal > charlottetown > st. john's > toronto > regina > saskatoon > ottawa > halifax > winnipeg
>>73352096
it's the correct ranking except Winnipeg.
Winnipeg has to on the bottom of every ranking.
>>73352122
Vancouver is really beautiful, cute asians are just a cherry on top
>>73351965
yes
>>73352189
Victoria and Vancouver = god tier climate
>>73352212
t. Chang
>>73352043
>>73352096
>>73352212
I thought Canadians hated Vancouver? How can you like a city you can't afford to live in?
Saskatchewan is haunted
best canadian cities
>Detroit
>toronto
>anchorage
>vladivostok
>quebec
>>73352189
That's the thing, even major metro areas are tough to compare.
For example, Toronto is 10 times bigger than Québec City.
So when you compare Charlottetown a 10,000 people city with for eg. Montréal a 4 million people city rankings are tough to justify.
>>73351965
looks comfy
>>73352246
t. wong
>>73352257
>I thought Canadians hated Vancouver? How can you like a city you can't afford to live in?
because it's one of the few places in the country with a liveable climate
kelowna, victoria, and kamloops are all better though
>>73352282
t. Xaing
>>73352257
I hate Vancouver.
It's just packed with shitty uptight canadian loyalists, unaffordable and rainy.
>>73352212
>vancouver is really beautiful
the mountains, sure. but the buildings are all glass boxes... like china
>>73352274
belle photo
>>73352189
>calgary over montreal
oh i am laffin
>>73352299
t. chen
>>73348680
Yes
fuck em fuck em fuck em fuck em
>>73352293
west coast sissies
>>73352326
>>73352319
Le crédit va à fuji_ju sur IG
need big american cock inside me
>>73352358
fuck i love the look of everything during winter but i hate the cold dry air
>>73351920
Oh, thanks
73352406
quintessential Britpost
>>73352406
Of course you do Sean
>>73352262
>Quebec better than Montreal
Enjoy no subway system and unsocialized racists
>>73352419
>hate the cold dry air
why? even minus 20 feels fine if theres no wind desu
Lol look at what i found
>>73352461
fucks up my skin somethin bad
>tfw no greater canada
>>73352451
>unsocialized racists
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>73352451
>unsocialized racists
st-roche is filled with moustached hipsters and is like a mini plateau, and everything worth seeing in quebec city is thin an hours walk of the city centre
>>73352483
im party black you dont know the struggle
invest in coconut oil
>>73352319
Vancouver is A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C
Scrapped my penis head again, damn it.
No more fapping for a week.
>>73352368
>>73352503
Name literally one thing other than the fucking musée de la civilisation that's worth going to.
They're fuck all in that town.
Plus they think the Montreal Plateau is on Beaubien, dummies.
crazy how many guys dont wash their hair
hope all of you wash your hair
>>73352592
i just shave my head monthly
>>73352566
Sorry my french came out I meant "there's fuck all..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAoDLyJaZ4
>>73352620
thats lame
>>73352620
>>73352566
>>73352625
>Name literally one thing
old québec, but theres not much else. obviously the brit has never been to quebec and just looked at pics, old montreal feels almost as big as old quebec.
found some ants crawling around me
Hm? What is that? You don't know? Curious... Well, since you've asked, I feel it necessary to point out that I am indeed what the lower class youths of today might refer to as "cool". Why? Oh, well you see I'm quite an avid user of what are known as illegal narcotics and other assorted drugs. I'm unsure how you were incapable of recognising this, I'm sure to spend several hours of my day inundating various online image boards with posts relating to my use of the aforementioned narcotics to ensure everyone is aware of how "hip" and "cool" I am.
Also "alpha" doesn't apply to humans, no matter how much stupid bro science you spout. Amusing how insecure men always fall back to social darwinist arguments to justify their performative behaviour.
how come some fat people have really tiny calves? it doesn't make sense
>>73352664
I'm dragged to that shit-hole at least once per year, got family there.
Montreal is fucking lit.
what's wrong with shaving your head?
i don't get it
>>73352722
It's something with genetics, some skinny people in my family have massive calves. So assuming its the same thing
>>73352748
hair is nice
>>73352748
cum is dumb
ignore them
>>73352722
they're sitting down all the time
>>73352748
looking like a white supremacist
>>73352728
i like architecture so quebec city gets a pass for being small and borin with me
>>73352764
why do americans blame genetics for everything?
>>73352767
hair is nice, but i like how i look with a shaven head
>>73352785
sorry fami
>>73352823
>>73352835
fuck this guy
>>73352847
Fuck Virginia and fuck your thread desu
>>73350652
You literally just repeated what he said. The town is full of Chinese, and the country is white.