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poland

Top Five Musical Bands Of All Time:
1. Hopsin
2. Have A Nice Life
3. Heroin And The Altoids
4. The Mothers Of Invention
4. The Brave Little Abacus
5. Christian And The Hedgehog Boys

check out this absolute runt who posted just after the new was linked

>>73347522

>>73347493
is 3 a zombie?

real trill shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

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>Sweet Escape comes on
>can't help but sing to it out loud

WOOO HOOOO
YEEEEE HOOOOOO

>>73347493
1,2 and 3 better thsn all of our beauty queens

real runt hours

>3GB
>720p with shit quality

how is that possible?

>>73347522
going nowhere fast mate

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Any cute Americans here?

Wish I had a nice, loving gf. Even if just for a little while.

could put a bottle of sambuca away right now

>>73347521

2 and 4 are good picks, rest are meme tier dreadful

ahhh yes skateboarding let me roll on some wood and jump in the air hmmm yes very impressive

>>73347601
I literally just made up Heroin and the Altoids, how can they be dreadful?

>>73347549
yh yh
pushin dem bricks nigguh

>>73347538
>>73347581
>posted just as the new thread appeared
>was genuinely interested in what people had to say
metaphor for my whole life lads ;__;

>>73347626
fuck OFF

>>73347626
used to think skateboarding was wank until I watched The Bones Brigade. Rodney Mullen was ridiculously impressive.

>>73347521
never heard of any of those except hopsin

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>>73347589
Would you accept this?

>>73347637

only know those 2 and Hopsin

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>>73347583
Brazilians are Americans x

>>73347626
skateboarding is cooler than you'll ever be lad and you know it

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>work tomorrow

>>73347646
>>73347660
am i at the zoo because all i see are you two absolute chimpanzees

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*turns your school playground into a massive elephant made of bed sheets and old magazines*

tried skateboarding once and it was extremely difficult

feels extremely unstable

>>73347667
>brown eyes
No.

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>>73347691

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>>73347521
My top five:
1. Pic related.
2. Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention
3. King Crimson
4. Black Sabbath
5. The Streets

>>73347680

this is a boy isnt it

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Where to find qt semi-depressed girls?

>>73347691
wasnt he a nonce?

too fat to skateboard

>he's not a radical rollerblader

>>73347680
L O N D O N

>>73347691
didn't he kill himself?

nevermind i remember that was mark spate

still going to post this though, not sure why

>>73347660
Mullen isnt even human, what you need to see is this

>>73347722
No, jsut a rockstar

>>73347667
why do you keep posting her

>>73347703
Good lad.

>>73347689
>the only thing he can see is 2 whole chimps
>thinks he's at a zoo
state of the zoos you've been to.

>thinking the depression will just go away once you have a loving wife and a ton of money

It doesn't. Trust me.

got a nice big uncut dick with a foreskin that smooths out naturally behind the glans when erect t b h

feel very sorry for phimosis ridden cunts t b h. pretty much howling t b h

>>73347729
this is the sort of post that I consider to be quintessentially /brit/ish

Donald trump is LITERALLY not my presidunt

>>73347753
FONB

>>73347776
delete this immediately

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>ww1 didn't end all wars
>ww2 destroyed the empire, not save it
>you're now sent to die on the other side of the globe for Capitalism®: The Almighty Dollar™
Would you have fought in the Korean War lads?

>>73347742
Regret.

>>73347660
>let me try that again
Mullen isnt even human, what you need to see is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ji3UpOBrXE

thaipaki and his 82 IQ does my nut in

Literally nothing better than staying up on md chatting pure shite with friends

>>73347691
ragged his daughter in laos once haha

i remember the first time i went to the zoo as a kid i saw an orangutang shit in its hand and eat it

>>73347719
IM FOURTY-FIFTH GENERATION ROMAN

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thanks

>>73347788
Fuck no. North Korea was utterly annihilated, the US sperged out over the thought of the Soviets expanding.

>>73347549
YEAH BITCH THIS THAT TRILL SHIT
SPOT A NIGGER BRT BRT
HOLLOW TIPS HIT HIS BRAIN QUICK
RATATATA
AK MAKE HIS BODY TWITCH

Think I would make quite the drill rapper

>>73347811
What?

>>73347788
Probs no, but its always jolly good to go and blow up a few yellow monkeys

>>73347795
real question is, how does that guy run down the stairs so fast

>>73347691

thought his show was shit desu since art is for gays. I also thought he died of a heart attack for some reason

What's it like not having phimosis?

The thought of my foreskin retracting all the way scares me. What if it gets stuck or tears or something?

Wish I had a big dick so bad too. Even if I ever have sex the woman would just be disappointed and laugh at me probably.

>go to shop earlier to get some beers to have a few drinks with mate
>come out of shop
>reach in pocket for keys and pull them out
>bag of coke falls out
>few teens and few old people outside shop as well as some people sat in cars

Was funny as fuck when I had to drive past them and they were all looking at me.

>>73347795
*bangs deck on ground*

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>halfway through a vietnam war documentary
>it ain't me starts playing

skateboarding is just wearing a fedora but with more wheels

lost my cell phone 5 hours ago and emailed my mom (5 hours ago) asking her to call my phone so i can try to see if it's in my apartment. 30 minutes ago she replies and says it's with my universities track coach.

i don't know who the fuck that even is

>>73347848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flt1I1U74h4
Absolute state of your music knowledge

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>>73347843

watching films on your own is beyond pathetic

>>73347788
No but the Malayan emergency on the other hand...

>>73347521
1. Talking Heads
2. The Smiths
3. Primus
4. Death Grips
5. Prodigy pre-invaders must die

reminder that cycling builds your punching strength

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picture of me sucking on a banana i'm pretending is a willy

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Why not just reply to the post?

>you will never be 10 doing a McTwist over the helicopter in hawaii ever again

>>73347875
fuck off you pathetic little smelly cheese knob mongoloid

>>73347521
pavement
green day
drive like jehu
the dark third
the smashing pumpkins

only correct choices

>>73347807
>when you all come back from the club a bit early so you're still pinging and smoke a load of weed and maybe get a bit gloopy
beautiful

>>73347762
Pics x

>>73347934
?? wrong

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the morning commute

got a 7 incher but slight phimo

haha

>>73347521
Literally who
Hipster cunt

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>>73347809
I go very regularly. It's not that far from where I live and an ideal place for romantic dates. Sex often ensues.
Pic related, a cool australian bird I saw last time.

>>73347946
God I miss both THUGs a lot

>>73347807
>>73347950


kill yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4IHB3qK1KU

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>>73347936
NEED a muslim and jewish gf tbqhwy

Can't wait for all of humanity to be annihilated in a nuclear firestorm desu

>>73347809
i knew gare du nord was a dump but not this bad, jesus

>>73347973
you eat your shit regularly?
and you have sex at the zoo?

>>73347961
Wahey, me too! Mine's quite thin ngl

>>73347946
Give me some money please

When I listen to hip hop hop music I just picture the layers of the track for snare, bass, piano notes and vocals etc like they would be in editing software. Pretty sure I'm a musical genius

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So THIS is the power of Scottish genes.

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>Sex often ensues.

>>73347950
pretty much the best time you can have

>>73347998
nah yalright mate

>>73347900
Not his best.
This one is literally the anthem of the 2000s https://youtu.be/0Z1kRhiPE0E

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post elephantos

>>73347948
why are you being mean?

>>73347900
*hovers over embed*
*sees original pirate material*
I really hope this is weak become heroes
*clicks*
hmm
still quite good but disappointed that it wasnt weak become heroes

>Britain and America involved in Korea
>stalemate

>Britain alone in Malaya
>commies btfo

>yanks only in Vietnam
>they """"withdraw""""

Coincidence?

>>73347771
illiterate and probably made by a pakistani?

>>73347807
WOW DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A BADASS DRUG FIEND HAHA PLEASE CHOOSE LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD

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So THIS is the power of Canadian genes.

>>73347493
holy kek

>>73348028
haha good lad, same, 5 inches thick I think. never had a complaint but i feel very bad when I see these absolute demons posted online

>go out
>don't do drugs
>don't drink
>have more fun than everyone else
:)

>>73348054
>>73348065
don't mug yourself is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM

Knew this kid at school. Everyone used to make fun of him all the time and scream "THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT" right in his eardrum the poor lad.

One day in class he just shoved a pencil up his nose and slammed his face into his desk. Killed instantly. Great guy though, we used to have great fun messing with the jewish kids.

Why do so many of us have phimosis?

Wonder if it's more common in the general populace than is believed, but because we tend to be shy and private about it we don't tell doctors.

>>73347807
>>73347950

xxxxxdddddddd

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>>73348086

>>73348091
thought this was a you from the extended red bit but unfortunately it wasn't quite disapoointed to be honest with you lads

>>73348025
Ahaha the ol' reddit switcharoo

>>73347521
1. Roll Deep
2. QOTSA
3. Toots and the Maytals
4. A Tribe Called Quest
5. Trellion and Sniff

>>73347521
fuck no

1.sex pistols
2.black flag
3.the wonder years (pre greatest generation)
4.dag nasty
5.johnny hobo and the freight trains

seriously if you arent listening to punk your just a normie with bad taste

>>73348086
embarrassing post

>>73347808
how was it

>>73348044
I find it really hilarious walking back home at about dawn passing all the people going to work when you're fucking high as a kite

>wake up
>not british

Phew, thank god

>>73348130
'lo 'ger

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rate the missus

>>73347998
>>73348086
>>73348109
Sheltered kiddies

>>73348143
alri

>>73348108
it's literally just shut in weirdos that have it. normies that have it just get it sorted and get on with their lives.

>>73347807
>friends
whos that? /brit/?

What's the purpose of living in the UK if you don't live in London? Really don't understand this mindset at all.

>>73348159
proper 100% english rose

>>73348103
whole album is fire desu
except sharp darts that track is bloody stupid

can are emma break into that top 4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people

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:)

>>73348131
Absolutely loved iceage tbf, but it is funny to see multiple posts denouncing a band that i just made up

>>73348159
fucking weebs

>wake up
>still british
might off myself

>>73348125
What do you think about Exway?
https://youtu.be/XoUP5mKcKhM

>>73348157
hello bigot

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>>73348086
t. police state cuck

>>73348191
I've only touched 1 girl's thigh in my life and I bet this is what she felt like.

>>73348176
Rasheed

>>73347808
this her?
https://www.instagram.com/mollybuchanan/?hl=en

le shiggy donatello

abortion? fuckin love it

dredd on film4 lads, get on it

>>73348171
>>73348166
>>73348164
>>73348162
>>73348159
>>73348157
>>73348151
>>73348176
>>73348171
>>73348188
>>73348191
>>73348206

read all these posts but didn't think much of them

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a pic of the gf before i wrecked the bitch's cunt

>>73348116
welp

>wake up
>not scottish
might just end it

kissed a girl once

>>73348086
good post

>>73348166
If you mean getting it circumcised, fuck that. Sod off Cohenbergowitzstein.

>>73348248
all me

>>73348176
sheed

>>73348248
literally all me

A NEW DAY ANOTHER MORNING AFTER
LEANING BACK ON MY CHAIR IN A GREASY SPOON CAFETERIA

>>73348252
Cutest nigress I've ever laid eyes upon
Would actually date her despite my vehement racism

>>73348233
nah i was lying really

might be time to stop coming to /brit/ i reckon
you're all cunts

Brit/pol/ > britfeel > /brit/

never date a foreign girl lads

trying to have a conversation is like pulling teeth half the time

>>73348255
welp yourself into a coma you silly foreign twatpiece

nipping out to mr paki's before it closes

you lads want anything?

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>>73348291
you want to get into mulattos they're way better

SCOTLAND WORLD GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

>>73348093
how would you know, taking e is probably the happiest you will ever be

>>73348191
Remember when I was spooning a girl and it was obvious she wanted to be fucked but I just refused to make any sort of move whatsoever. She ended up asking if I was scared, grabbing my hand, and sticking it down her pants. Think the whole thing pissed her off desu.

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSuyuVEHby8

how do my eyebrows know when to stop growing

>>73348331
nah
retarded mix of white and black features
most of them look like shit

>>73348323
4 bars of a crunchie (or should i say RUNTchie right lads???? haha) no but seriously 4 bars and then a pack of trebor soft mints please boss

>>73348188
not if i have anything to say about it
*books ticket to italy*

willy willy willy

>>73348350
strongly disagree with this post

>>73348185
Indeed. He also used to have a show 'beat stevie'. Had a great influence on me as a teen/twenty-something. Kind of the hyper british version of bro-culture.
https://youtu.be/jgPXzYOvr8U

>>73348342
Because everyone always makes comments along the lines of "haha and you're not even drunk!" when they see me enjoying myself.

>>73348323
cringe at this gimmick every time

>>73348331
i have a mulatto+mestizo gf from puerto rico, she is good

it was a slight on my honor so he deserved it

>>73348348
get gazza on the line he'll sort him out

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/call-me-mr-anti-paki-1597263


literally me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdiCB0PMS0

new steve lads

>>73348349
Ikr

just wanked to piss porn again

she read my message but didn't reply blue ticks

off to slit her throat x

*beats you up*

>>73348393

enjoy raising a black son LMAO

>>73348401
hue

off tesco

>>73348252
phwoah imagine that dark pussy

>>73348192
u wot I was just listing bands I like

might do a cheeky wank on the gfs bed for banter

>>73348401
thats actually very funny

business idea: stainless steel cutlery that's properly weighted and not thin and flimsy

>>73348401
had a giggle

ohhh right her name is Coral Staff haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7mp9n8o1XM

>>73348393
are puerto ricans americans

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Think I might have gone did the old knee in boys haha

Business idea: /brit/ commune

still hungry lads

>>73348497
you up to speed there champ

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doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWR56dYmM0

>>73348401
very high quality banter

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ayone here cheeky lol

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>After Babylonia regained its independence, Neo-Babylonian rulers were deeply conscious of the antiquity of their kingdom and pursued an archtraditionalist policy, reviving much of the ancient Sumero-Akkadian culture. Even though Aramaic had become the everyday tongue, Akkadian was retained as the language of administration and culture. Archaic expressions from 1500 years earlier were reintroduced in Akkadian inscriptions, along with words in the long-unspoken Sumerian language. Neo-Babylonian cuneiform script was also modified to make it look like the old 3rd-millennium BC script of Akkad.

>Ancient artworks from the heyday of Babylonia's imperial glory were treated with near-religious reverence and were painstakingly preserved. For example, when a statue of Sargon the Great was found during construction work, a temple was built for it, and it was given offerings. The story is told of how Nebuchadnezzar, in his efforts to restore the Temple at Sippar, had to make repeated excavations until he found the foundation deposit of Naram-Sin of Akkad. The discovery then allowed him to rebuild the temple properly. Neo-Babylonians also revived the ancient Sargonid practice of appointing a royal daughter to serve as priestess of the moon-god Sin.

Think we're on the cusp of a neo-British Empire.

business idea: paki gf

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>>73348401

Always freaks me out how I sit and post here with 25 year old virgin NEETs. But at the same time, i judge each post on its own merit and you lads are all funny. Hmmm

just give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

not a single word

business idea: traditional Georgian gfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTwB5iI3uE

Used to make fun of the absolute runts who grew up in broken homes, but now my parents' divorce has just gone through. JUST FUCK MY FAMILY UP SENPAI

>>73348349
They don't. Your hair follicles have an inbuilt 'lifetime' before the automatically decay, stopping growth and eventually release the hair and begin to renew themselves, void of hair or hair growth.

might watch a film?

>>73348401
chuckling

>>73348536
Are you 4 feet tall?

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>>73348401

another classic

>>73348574
Almost as if actually funny people don't have a place among the hoards of mongs

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>>73348451
>not replying is also a reply
Dropped this wisdom on the gf earlier to day. Sometimes I impress myself by my ability to express deep truths in such a convise manner tbqh

been to this massage place so many times that the manager is going to let me shag the girls now

is that a good thing

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Whitey got no response

good threads lads

>>>/s/17362485
>>>/s/17381692

>>73348626
Well no because plenty of "normie" people i know make me laugh too

>>73348574
>Always freaks me out how I sit and post here with 25 year old virgin NEETs
Why?

>>73348588
you deserve it for being a cunt

>>73348638
delete your post and then your life

>>73348644
need a double gf

>>73348617
4'11 yes

i just sent the potential gf a copy of a post I made here and forgot about the word switches fml

pubes are all falling out,odd

>>73348664
>Why?
Because i would never associate with them in real life

on the verge of being sick but i want to drink more

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>>73348638

>>73348634


ah yes i'm sure a country with an IQ of 70 is regularly producing geniuses

>Their only child, a daughter named Yvonne Marie Nicolle Calment (19 January 1898 – 19 January 1934), produced a grandson, Frédéric Billiot, on 23 December 1926.[5] Yvonne died on her 36th birthday from pneumonia, after which Calment raised Frédéric herself.[9] Frédéric became a doctor, and lived with her until his premature death at age 36 in an automobile accident on 13 August 1963.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

imagine outliving your daughter and grandson by over 30 years, terrible

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>>73348644

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>explosions
>don't sound like fireworks

>>73348702
Well tough, you're on 4chan so I don't know what you expect

gonna be dead soon lads, u jelly?

might get my willy out if anyone fancies giving it a tug

>ah yes, think I'll take double to dose of senokot that will clear me out
I deserve this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJ62IG3gBo

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Top Five Food Condiments Of All Time:
1. Encona Original Hot Pepper Sauce
2. HP Sauce
2. Mustard™
3. Custard
5. The Other Mustard

>>73348694
hahaha what was it?

>>73348719

sad that her mutant genes were wiped out

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> Much more is known about Mesopotamian culture and economic life under the Neo-Babylonians than about the structure and mechanics of imperial administration. It is clear that for southern Mesopotamia, the Neo-Babylonian period was a renaissance. Large tracts of land were opened to cultivation. Peace and imperial power made resources available to expand the irrigation systems and to build an extensive canal system. The Babylonian countryside was dominated by large estates, which were given to government officials as a form of pay. The estates were usually managed by local entrepreneurs, who took a cut of the profits. Rural folk were bound to these estates, providing both labour and rents to their landowners.

> Urban life flourished under the Neo-Babylonians. Cities had local autonomy and received special privileges from the kings. Centered on their temples, the cities had their own law courts, and cases were often decided in assemblies. Temples dominated urban social structure, just as they did the legal system, and a person's social status and political rights were determined by where they stood in relation to the religious hierarchy. Free laborers like craftsmen enjoyed high status and a sort of guild system came into existence, which gave them collective bargaining power. The period witnessed a general improvement in economic life, agricultural production, and a significant increase in architectural projects, the arts and science.

The more I learn about this "history", the more cyclical it appears. Hmmm....

>>73348456
do you want to ask me something?

>>73348634
>running an iron on propane

God damn niggers are retarded

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*turns away from the 'cide*
*walks towards the light at the end of the tunnel*

>>73348810
no fuck off you duncemobile

imagine getting lost in the sahara

nah don't think i'll be reading that

>>73348773

daz sampson was goat

>>73348762
*goes to tug it*
*yanks it off instead*

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want to grab it lads

>>73348570
maybe in 500 years time

>>73348793
>no tatty sauce

dropped

Any of you lads tried proper cuckolding? Thinking of trying it out.

just ate 18 jaffa cakes ask me anything lads

>>73348793
>no sriracha
>no franks
>no chilula
>no nandos
>no bbq
>no reggae reggae
shit list

what kind of lads post here

the ironic posting + levels off restricted code / shared knowledge is off the charts

LADS LADS LADS

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>>73348621

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http://www.sugarbabesinternational.com/female-escorts/nazima

>300 quid is lowest
fucks sake

Monaco-style Grands Prix events could be hosted on English roads under new laws coming into force on Monday.

They will allow motorsport promoters to apply for permission from local authorities to close public roads in England to stage races.

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The absolute STATE of the imperial yank intelligentsia

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>hot sauce
rasheed detected

>>73348844
haha cheeky souvenir lad keep it it's on the house

*points to my willy on the top of a hous*

told you lmao

How THE FUCK do people decide what Job they want after uni. Ive literally no clue what id even be not shit at

>>73348859
>>73348876
Are You Seriously Going To Argue With The Data?

looking to destroy my body and spirit, any tips?

NEEEEEEEEEEED a muslim gf

>>73348907
ah yes wet street races in england what could go wrong

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a0_1491678702

>Video and comments
Did not know liveleak was basically /pol/

>>73348921

post here

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>>73348854
cara is a disgusting pervert

>>73348921
yes i've got some tips

*gives you my tip*

enjoying that? yeah thought so hehehehe

>>73348918
same lad
graduating soon and idk what the fuck to do, never had a job in my life lol

the cheeky 'cide is calling to me

listening to Charlie Sloth on radio 1 x

>>73348912
do hope it's the term and not the concept of spicy sauce you're 'sheeding here lad. going to be very disappointed in you otherwise.

>>73348907

grimsby GP when

>no szechuan sauce
I can't believe this morty

>>73348773
oh my god

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>>73348570
>>73348801
The Neo-Babylonian Empire rose 2,000 years after the Babylonian Empire.

Imagine your city being on top of the world, being invaded by barbarians, and going into deep decline for 2,000 years, only to come back even stronger.

2,000 years. That's from now to the height of the Roman Empire.

Babylon rose, fell, and rearose.

They don't teach you this in school.

>>73348970
concept. spicy food is for 'sheeds

>>73348911
They better not destroy my future country t b h

top 5 most comfie feelings of all time:
A
1. Sleeping in a bed after that week where I was homeless
2. Pulling two girls and fingering both in the backseat of a taxi
3. Peeing in the sink
4. Taking a shit after holding it for quite some time
5. Telling my old boss to fuck off and that I will beat the dhit out of him next time I see him, after he emailed me to wish me a happy new year and propose to work together again

>>73348987
ugh haha *burp* err ya know morty god''s not real wubba lub dub dub

oh jeez rick, uhh

>that Hila photoshopped porn thread
I'm actually dying of laughter

>>73348966
dropped out of my masters program 1 year ago and have done absolutely fuck all. Stay in academia, it's easier

>>73349013
ohh you're 12

>>73349013

little bitch

>>73349023
ooh your hard

anyone want to be my penpal?

so apparently i dropped my phone at my university's gym, and instead of bringing it to the front desk, someone brought it to the announcer of the volleyball game they were having there, who then gave it to a coach instead of bringing it to the front desk. so now some random volleyball coach has my phone and they might not even be from this town

Is life after university:
(a) better, or
(b) worse?

>>73349031
WE DID IT REDDIT

http://www.adweek.com/creativity/mcdonalds-considers-bringing-back-mcnuggets-szechuan-sauce-just-for-rick-and-morty-fans/

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>>73348921

keep browsing 4chan

>>73349084
fascinating mate

>>73349037
haven't applied anywhere. and my uni is shit so i doubt i'd get into a masters

>>73348969
wahey sloth lad
*climbs a tree slowly*

cheeky

>>73348918
Everyone is a consultant or whatever. They don't rrally choose.

>>73349114
it's not fascinating it's fucking annoying

>>73349032
might send papa a cheeky link

>>73348803
We got a birthday boy lads, please gift some (You)'s.

Ok Google, wank my willy

ethiopian is by far the best poster here

gf is crying because i got pissed off with her not having a clue what i was talking about despite explaining it for 15 minutes in 10 different ways

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>>73349037

>Stay in academia, it's easier

It seems like PHDs get fucked over desu. Even thought about being a teacher when i graduate but id rather kill myself

>>73349084
strange set of circumstances
if you heard about it why not get it back

>>73349168
>forgetting about me

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>>73349100
go on .....

>>73349190
let the head bouncing commence

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I identify as Neo-neo-Babylonian.

Babylon never dies.

>>73349084
none of this really happened, the nigger who told you this nicked it

>>73349198
uni is a giant fucking racket top to bottom but it's better than getting a real job
Fuck Tony Blairs man

where the fuck do i buy bin liners?

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post broken britain

>>73349261
literally any shop

>>73349210
>>73349100
This semen demon, who is she?

I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.