Unity edition
lots of london lads in /brit/ tonight
very good
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491438459170.webm
ISLINGTON MENTIONED
something-th for /dulwich/
>>73345794
Good edition
>>73345794
good edition
nth for the ol' 'cide
Having a 'rger
alright anyone from bradford please raise your hand
shes 20 years old *points you to wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit*
south london is so different to north
>>73345843
explains the increase of 'sheeds
need a qt gf to cuddle
noticed that i can drink really quickly so i've been practising with alcohol
can do a pint of beer in 3 seconds, is that good?
Watching a nature documentary narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch
Never knew he did narration desu, hope it's good but he's no davey attens
>>73345894
*puts hands down*
>>73345843
literally all me
getting laid tonite lads
what about you still considering suicide
>>73345931
Vocaroo
>>73345843
Belfast here to break your stats
jewish gf
>>73345903
haha
good post
she wants a man from greenwich
>was trying to fuck girl for SO FUCKING LONG
>she had a BF
>could tell she liked me but she seemed like a really loyal girl
>wasn't happening
>eventually gave up on her as just another person
>didn't blank her as that's childish but didn't go out of my way to talk to her
>couple months after I partly cut her off she tells me she's having trouble with her BF
>sat at home one Friday night
>stoned and drunk as fuck
>text from her asking me what I'm doing
>tell her I'm at home doing nothing
>asks me if I want to go to hers
>do some coke
>'walk' to her house
>fuck her
I remember I was just eating her out for about 30 min and the sheets just got soaking because I couldn't cum due to the drugs and booze. Eventually did cum tho and it was so fucking good.
>>73345866
>>73345871
nice
>>73345866
>Canada
>Anglo
Those traitorous snow frenchists are closer to chinese
might get a practice gf
*edits my own wiki page*
>>73345937
he also does audiobooks
bizniz idea: while everyone is distracted with trump monging it up, recolonize africa
Jap slags
>>73345931
3 seconds?
Solid time m8, spiffing
imagine living in a country with routine tornadoes and earthquakes, as well as having a desert and ice zone ....
haha you sound like a fucking mega drive sonic game haha
>>73345956
good idea
Found myself saying British words like chap, bloke, bint, and luv that I normally never say when i was in America.
I cringed inside everytime and I felt like a literal redditor
still don't get why there was so much controversy
>>73345919
where can i find girls like this pl0x
>>73346009
Dr Yakamoto
I'm CIA
>>73345972
>>73346009
No fat chicks
>>73345958
it's real though
new gaff
paid a little over the asking but worth it
>>73346023
Rate
>>73345937
lad he was a nobody radio star before sherlock
>not supporting the Kurdish Rebels
>>73346011
i've been timing myself and it's about 3.2 on average, problem is i don't have a high tolerance so i can't practise that much
also i have no friends to show it to lol
>>73345843
Lambeth North checking in. Been here 2 months and I've only been out on a Friday or Saturday night once desu.
>>73346062
state of this country
>>73346014
EARTHQUAKES MENTIONED
>>73346059
she looks underage
it's not about how old they really are lol
>she's 54 years old
fuckin hell
Why do people get so butthurt over halal meat?
Not a Muslim but I couldn't give a shit about animals.
>>73346045
wtf delete this!
>>73346059
>>73346109
>>73345794
shit poster desu
>>73345843
Fuck off
>>73346028
>walesistanis
Sheeds out of /brit/
>>73346107
redpill me on cali
>>73346114
No one really cares, they just want a way to bash the muzzies without coming across like they just want to bash muzzies
so hungry
>>73346114
because the brown person says some arabic when the animal's killed
support kentish town in their war of liberation
>>73346144
a city in Colombia that hosted the largest ever drug cartel
>>73345945
/brit/ IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD RIGHT NOW
Almost 4 years since I last had sex lads. At what point does the old virginity get re-instated?
>>73345937
He can't pronounce "penguins"
>>73346009
fat Asians are the ultimate patrician's choice
>>73346087
I dont time myself, but i dont really down beer unless i need to, i have downed spirits if its a drinking game. Pretty good at it, can down about 7 or 8 cups , 5 or 6 if neat
>be me
>be poorfag
>spent life in inner city council houses
>think this is what england is
>start traveling around
>realise most of the country consists of small towns around the cities
honestly mind blowing stuff realising how the whites live.
comfy
>>73346210
ah the old bears
why does tim have them?
Lads did I tell you about the time I was on the frontpage of 'Le Parisien', the biggest parisian newspaper? Went to see Algeria match in a restaurant that happened to be a jew restaurant with the lads (me in the green ralph lauren shirt). They called the reporters http://m.leparisien.fr/sports/can-2010-a-barbes-juifs-et-arabes-ont-vibre-ensemble-25-01-2010-790444.php
Putting the link in my CV as proof of my anti-antisemitism as we speak
>>73346152
*feeds you*
there there, my son
normies will unironically hate on this man
disgusting
bender-dick
cucumber patch
>>73346212
>i have downed spirits if its a drinking game
impressive if true
not been able to do that since I was about 17
>>73346196
10 years for me this year
She's married with a kid now
>>73346114
Non halal slaughter at least gives the animal a quick and painless death. Halal slits the throat and lets it die a slow and painful death.
might go for a nice little walk lads
>>73346219
Greater London
Tulse Hill, Herne Hill, Denmark Hill, Loughborough Junction (something something) for real
Big up all the Brixton boidem - Streatham, Balham, Mitcham and Croydon
One train straight through Clapham Junction pass through Selhurst, Norwood Junction
Thornton Heath, Crystal Palace, Forest Hill, Sydenham, Honour Oak Park
Brockley, Bromley, Catford, Downham, Lewisham, New Cross
Vauxhall Oval, Kennington Lane, Doddington Winstanley Surrey Lane
Battersea, Brockwell Park, Stockwell Park
Camberwell Green, East St. Market, Old Kent Road
Elephant and Castle, Bermondsey
Queen's Thorpe, Peckham, Dulwich and Surrey Quays
Don't forget Wandsworth, Clapham Common, East Norwood and Streatham Common, Tooting Bec Common
>>73346198
No. Hooked up with a fat hapa once. They're already to smooth. Fatties just feel like seals
Came up with a new concept lads
The 'sheed belt
>>73346186
you alright
>>73346232
why didn't my parents fucking go REEEEE
>>73346144
Any kind of nature you could ask for aka the most beautiful state in the world
Has liberal and conservative bits
6th largest economy in the world
Has 2nd largest city (by population) in the country and has literal ghost towns from the mining days
Most based flag ever
Ama on anything specific you wanna know
>>73346219
Shoving brown people into boxes is bad policy
My best pinup girl.
>>73346282
t. pleb
>>73346114
I don't know but I've read conflicting things on whether it's more or less painful for the animal than the normal way.
Granted the more painful study was done by the Rorke Institute for British Values and the less painful study was by the Muslamic Centre for Religious Understanding in Englandistan.
Either way I COULD NOT give a shite
>>73346283
thats the population belt
might do something mental to make me feel alive
>>73346255
the only part that can be disputed is the first message
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491665908770.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491665908770.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491665908770.webm
>>73346232
see 3 didnt work out too well hehe
>>73346239
>phone poster
>>73346295
nz 2bh
>>73346325
Buy a motorbike
>>73346324
sheed belt mate
anyone else chew chewing gum indoors alone?
>>73346239
you look like a 14 year old runtbag, what happened?
>>73346260
No idea how mine's doing now desu, used to torment myself by stalking her social media all the time but luckily I cut that shit out. Did have a dream about her last night though, annoyingly. Worst thing is she's completely average with a shit personality, NOT a fan of the way my mind is still holding onto this attachment desu
>>73346313
very nice
i prefer seolhyun
>>73346257
Benethicc CUMberBitch
>>73346303
>6th largest economy in the world
wew
>>73346330
Dresden was a bit out of order Tbh
>>73346259
I prefer beer tbqh, its more difficult to drink more of that,i can usually go over 10, how much depends on how long, most i have gone for is 12 so far but because of time/ drinking partner constraints
what do you lads think about black mirror
>>73346283
solihull the huge white bastion of green belt in the west mids
>>73346405
hans
Controversial opinion: Ethiopialad is the new Icelad.
>find qt mixed Jap/British girl on interpals
>too tired to message her, decide to sleep
>try and find her again
>no traces
what did she mean by this?
what would you rate this guy out of 10
Doesn't have to be gay to notice a mans attractiveness. We think about people below average all the time.
>>73346337
>come mud farm on the other side of the planet
>>73346336
All me
>>73346369
It was 6 years ago
>>73346411
Cuck show
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491681782012.webm
>>73346411
big fan
>>73346411
it's shit
>>73346411
it will never reflect
>>73346405
hansheed
>>73346411
I watch the first few episodes, dont get the hype
I also watch san junipero one because there were a lot of references online, it was good but still dont get the hype
>>73346325
what that guy said, buy a motorbike
if you don't care much about dying then you can get on whenever you want and hit immense speeds, i do 150mph regularly on my way home from work and the thrill is immense, it makes you feel so alive because you're so close to death
>>73346330
Imagine if Harris and LeMay had teamed up to do a bombing campaign
/ourgirl/
Watched ghost in the shell at the cinema with the gf. Beautiful cinematography tbqh.
>>73346435
autism
>>73346422
Is that gud or bad?
>>73346427
girl i talk to on ip makes fun of you lot from 4chan all the time, sort yourself out you weirdo x
>>73346405
t. Maximillian von Fritzburg
sheed belt
>trying to ignore this girl
>she keeps texting me asking if I'm ignoring her
damm daniel
>using an app for 4chan when the browser works fine
wew
>>73346283
ni master race
>>73346344
>>73346459
didn't mean long term but tonight
>>73346474
>>73346428
lucas life
slough is so shit and grim
>>73346469
>the most powerful woman in history
>>73346498
Literally this
>>73346500
fuck off taig England master race
>>73346478
how? webms spice up /brit/
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491453246907.webm
>>73346442
>he doesn't see his reflection in a switched off screen
alri vamps
>>73346498
the app works better
>>73346485
good, very good
>>73346330
Bomber Harris do it again
Burn their cities down again
Aryan Blood i do desire
Make all of Dresden a funeral pyre
And with their black and rotten smoke
Cast them under the Anglo yoke
>>73346473
Glad to hear it. I've heard Power Rangers isn't completely execrable, either.
NEED a clingy gf
>>73346542
Literally this
>>73346501
steal a motorbike and do what i said
Can you filter people through reddit flags?
Might install it so I can filter the 'sheed belt
>>73346536
war webms with shit music on them are autistic
https://youtu.be/bp3Obkq536k
HOWLING at this
>>73346542
what works better in the app?
>>73346529
Irish are British though
if the germans didn't like getting bombed, why didnt they build a huge trampoline over dresden?
christ so i have to solve all of their problems or what?
>>73346486
>"her opinion is somehow valid and worthy not only of attention but of immediate change in behaviour, just because she has a vagina"
You'll never fuck her or anyone else for that matter lad
>>73346485
cope
>>73345945
Yeah always
But I'll have my first date with a shy qt from college after next week once we finish our tests
>>73346553
Where will you run?
Where will you hide?
How will you live through
the ARYANDIED
#respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJB5pkCMm8M
reckon god must've had a boozer the night before he created the irish just what was he thinking
>>73346581
jesus christ
Wish you could get a handgun to shoot people who fuck you about
>>73346576
ooh, don't think he wanted to do that
>>73346617
aesthetic, name?
>>73346617
me on the left
>>73346617
where's all his body hair lmao
>>73346611
boy for that
what the fucking is a dab and when do you do it? what does it mean?
>>73346581
i literally died inside that time Laurie Penny called him a privileged white male
>>73346581
>David Starkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw
based
>>73346617
janny
>>73345973
i could say the same to you
>>73346581
reckon i would have knocked out discount dimbleby right there and then desu
>>73346553
Sounds like lyrics to a metal song
>>73346411
reddit tier, overrated
>>73346640
Anjelica. Can't remember a surname, but pretty sure that's enough to find her. VERY sad that I know that desu.
Rate
>>73346617
me on the right
>>73346592
probably the only good post a leaf has ever made
>Indian
>>73346611
Yank schools are all shitholes
>>73346657
>reckon i would have knocked out discount dimbleby right there and then desu
>>73346411
what do you think about black mirror
>>73346640
Natascha Bintz
>>73346594
>person messages her simultaneously complaining about 'cucks' AND agoraphobia
>talks to her about gassing jews straight off
no fuck off you nonce that's stupid shit and only a moron would do it
but yes i am aware that i'm a loser, that's why i'm fucking on ip in the first place
>>73346581
cage status: rattled
Starkey is a daft ponce though, could do with a leathering
>>73346697
BIG
IRISH
COCK
>>73346703
Not true
Just in places with blacks
>>73346697
>Ecuador
>not black
>>73346607
The evil Germans have their ways
Of causing suffering, misery and Human pain
Shall they not take us at our word?
That we shall repay the most grievous hurt
Fire and Brimstone is their reward
For encroaching upon our pleasant shores
struggling to reply to a post because i've drank too much lads
swallowed so much fucking blood today lads
reeeee
>>73346585
This you?
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/850799137113219073
>>73346640
Krystal Boyd/Angelica
might order a prozzy lads
Haha like if you agree heart if you disagree
>>73346668
>discount dimbleby
>>73346746
wrong
the only white schools in america are extremely rural, even then they have blacks and mexicans
>>73346762
ye thats me
>>73346581
Hate when a figure of authority starts bantering you because you can't suss out how far you can banter them back.
>>73346585
probably everything since html vs native isnt even a contest. if i had to pick one thing its captchas being contained in a popup rather than a fiddly part of the page to click
donald duck justed himself pretty hard eh?
>>73346790
Nice
>>73346445
kek
thinking about constructing a really awful post and then posting said post in /brit/
>>73346795
me behind the window watching my gf have fun
>>73346717
watched first series and have mixed feelings
>>73346839
you just have no shame do you
>>73346788
Again not true.
>>73346839
Why are you allowed to post porn?
>I've already said that I'm Asian, Sherlock.
What did Cheshire mean by this?
>>73346832
kek! haha! laughed at this post lads! it was funny! wahey haha kek! kek!
>>73346886
don't reply to me ever again
>>73346886
pretty reddit tier post m8
>>73346883
Because best african
Been listening to Joanna Newsom all day
keep telling you lads Ys is great
>tfw got a really small willy and I'm embarrassed to show it to girls
>>73346839
eat some food you rancid swine
>>73346926
just showed my willy to the gf for a laugh
*whips put bag of marching powder*
any of you lads fancy a key?
>>73346839
why do fit birds lower themselves to suck knobs on camera
get a job in a bank or something ffs
>>73346920
I had Ethiopian food a few months ago
I do NOT rate it
But the beer was good
>>73346920
Keep it up m8. I'm enjoying your selection.
>>73346839
Don't make me feel miserable my dick is too small
>>73346908
>>73346916
wahey!! lads lads banter! put another pint down the throat lads have some more banter!! lads!
>>73346923
Been listening to her every day since Wednesday. The music is so nice and light and upbeat but it makes me crushingly sad for some reason.
Fucking stop posting porn and lewd images. If I want to see that shit I'll go to /s/ or /gif/
don;t envy anyone with kids
looks awful
>>73346927
Cutting atm
>in tesco
>cute girl jogs past me and says sorry
>imagine rest of my life with her
*calls it Londonderry*
fucking hell Brian from My Parents Are Aliens really lost his shit once the show ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts
>>73346994
Press F for caralad
>>73347012
haha I've done this
was at the dogstar in brixton last week
>>73347012
ahh yes going for a run in tesco, that's where i do all my exercise
end your fucking life you duncemobile
might go spend all my subway points on a sub
>>73347012
who the fuck is jogging in tesco
>>73346960
Because they arent smart and at best will be a middle manager in a call centre or arguing with people in the local branch of Santander as a low grade desk clark
>>73346985
think that's the exact day i started listening, wonder if you saw a post of mine haha x
Before i comprehended the lyrics it made me so comfortable and without cares
>end your fucking life you duncemobile
>>73346957
DESPISE narcissists
>>73347061
sounds infinitely better than sucking down spunk on camera Tbh
Might do a bit of /x/ browsing
>>73346839
gina gerson i do believe
>>73347063
Na, I started listening on a whim after it popped up in my recommendations after listening to Illinoise.
>>73346981
are you playing with a proxy or something
>>73347078
They do that for fun anyway
why cant i grow facial hair
>>73346960
A lot of them are eastern euros and even for natives I would rather suck a cock twice a week than wake up every morning and spend 8 hours slaving away at the bank for a fraction of the pay, if sucking cock was part of my sexual practices.
The problem however is that they can only be fit for 10-15 years, and they're shit ag managing money. So after their 'career' is over it gets pretty ugly for these girls.
>>73347106
on camera being the operative phrase there mate
do people still say 'ditto'?
Your fear of hopelessness is your best friend, savage.
mates are off to subway
ditto
>>73347139
as in a 5IV ditto?
>>73347128
The philanderous Algerian returns
You managed to get an asian yet?
could intellectually demolish any of you worms
can't believe 'it' has replied to me
it's typed out a 4 lined response
despite this, I shan't be reading a word, nor shall I be returning any correspondence
>>73347139
only if i'm playing pokemon
>>73347167
>5IV
>>73347157
>>73347167
>>73347191
don't really care a few cheeky (You)'s to add to the tally though x
Malwarebytes defending me from loads of attacks from chrome.exe right now
not even on any bad tabs
Found a deviantart account from an old autistic school m8
I was mindless roaring, window wiping and surface cleaning for about 3 hours straight
think i've got liver cirrhosis
guess that's me fucked then
I miss her
how come spurdo and gondola are rarely seen together lads
>>73347169
What? I've been posting for close to an hour and stop pretending like I ever said that my goal was to 'get an asian'.
i cant grow facial hair
just want to be friends with cheshire :(
>>73347254
*casts a spell on you*
there you go lad
>>73347204
hacker
I can grow facial hair
>>73345597
pretty sure downloading MUM shit will still get you V& here matey
>>73347264
Point me in the direction of Cheshire
>>73347279
I dont hack you 5IV pleb
MotD on BBC1 or Dredd on Channel 4?
holy quintet of bands-
pavement
green day
drive like jehu
the dark third
the smashing pumpkins
everything else is total shit
>>73347303
shan't be going anywhere near that post
>>73347137
Does it matter?
>>73347342
Counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaeL73NgMUo
why do people like the gorillaz
almost all of their music is shite
>>73347342
you forgot le beatles! xDD
>>73347251
Whats your goal then?
You seem to be settling down in thailand
>>73347383
Bit racist
that first crunch of the night
>>73347383
literally this
>>73347383
m-muh Blur
>>73347331
Dredd 100%
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39538434
Ah yes
>>>/gif/10361364
one of the most disturbing threads I've encountered in a while
>>73347383
Kids like it
>>73347342
reddit cunt, surprised foo fighters aren't on your runty little list
>>73347423
runt food
Every piece of music I listen to leaves me feeling sad. Reckon it's because my life is so empty.
>>73347360
totally changes the context so of course
>>73347326
ahhh right they exist in sun and moon
they didn't in xy or or/as
>>73347446
30 minutes outside maccys
prepare to be chinned
https://youtu.be/ycZdVI-gQxs
>>73347439
fucking nice
>>>/gif/10363166
good post
>>73347405
Except for stuff at work, nothing really in terms of goals. Yeah I'm loving everything about life here m8. Really grateful that this country exists.
>>73347480
there now with smithy and t dot, gonna smash your head in
Remember when the doctor said "open your mouth and say aaaaaahhhhhh" and I just opened my mouth but didn't say "aaaahhh" because I thought that was just a trick they used to get kids to do it and the doctor had to tell me a second time to say "aaaaahhhh"
>>73347439
now THIS is podracing