Average Englishman ed.
first
Second
eating a noodle bowl
added a bit of bovril for an extra kick
>there are racists in my /brit/
drink an unbelievable amount of water every day
cold water is just so tasty
Three
Simple
Letters
FOY
Unpopular opinion: Androids saga is the best in all of DBZ
>>73342295
this isn't /cum/, take this fried nig meme away
pay up piggies
>>73342335
rorke
anime
>>73342294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn_VqDdR-rU
>>73341915
really m8, is that why you just got overtaken by this years play offs winners
>tfw did a long post and new thread
>>73342197
>'because you're not the sort of guy who will just throw me down on the bed and fuck me without asking'
This is one of the age old lose lose situations. Similar is when my Boyfriend told me to wake him up by sucking his dick. I asked him if he was sure, because maybe he would want to wake up properly first and he said yeah.
I proceeded to do it, knowing he's a bit irritable in the morning. I woke up early got myself a little in the mood and then started sucking his cock. what I got was an annoyed grumpy man telling me to fuck off at 8am.
Similarly if you actually try and throw a girl around and fuck her without asking they will not respond happily unless it's pre-arranged roleplay.
>>73342295
post shit facebook memes
>>73342371
Why is the new Gorillaz album so shite?
Feels bad man
thats all my webms
laters taters
>>73342390
Classic
>>73342366
yeah by 1 point wind your fucking neck in son
>oh than wats the ass called
Got chosen to plan the layout for a bike race lads, it did NOT go well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO_AqzVDB4
>>73342371
State of that page name ffs
>>73342371
>new build estates are shi-
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.0595855,-2.5090783,3a,73.7y,268.24h,85.09t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXVT1ukl-Z7khj3iYuOTo8g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>73342371
>>73342390
it's real white boy hours if u up making girls feel uncomfortable and ready to shoot up a school smash that prayer button
>>73342348
>Looking at images of intersex genitalia
>Fucking disgusted
I know it's not their fault but now I know why these people are so hated.
Do NOT google "Intersex genitalia"
wish I was a duke
wouldnt want to be a king or prince or that. duke would be nice though
>>73342449
she was better before she got fat and got tattoos
>alri?
>>73342436
looks pretty bad mate
>>73342424
need a rat gf
>>73342424
God my heart
ffs lads just gooned all my cash on rosy
>>73342401
Gorillaz was always shite
way too fast right now
at least half of you need to fuck off, you're probably all normies anyway
>>73342449
PHWOAR
how do i become one of these so called piggies
>>73342371
*tags /brit/* <3
>>73342436
that looks quite shit mate
>An anocracy is a government regime featuring inherent qualities of political instability and ineffectiveness, as well as an "incoherent mix of democratic and autocratic traits and practices".
Think I've finally found a political ideology which absolutely no-one can agree with me about lads
Spotify class list
>peasant
Listens to albums on shuffle
>upper class
Listens to their personal playlists and albums
>Patrician
Listens to playlists made by themselves and albums without shuffle
I am by far the most racist person in this general
>>73342253
Do not understand why you would greentext but post an attractive girl instead of a fedora, could you please explain this gimmick?
honestly no better feeling than being rinsed by my princess
>>73342520
What are you like! x
>>73342469
What is wrong with it? Nice mix of nice houses not too far from the town centre.
based
>>73342371
>>73342545
>pay pigs
new build estates or as I like to call them deanoville
>>73342554
Still remember when that lad on brit/pol/ asked us to name his new puppy with trips and he named it Ed Milliband
>>73342437
>tfw this comes from a /b/ meme
just payed princess chelsea to piss in my mouth and kick me in the bollocks
Ah yes, yank journalism
proud to be a little porky pay pig
>>73342533
literally fedora cracy
>>73342436
Would rather stick a knife into my femoral than even think about setting foot there
>>73341936
underground from aldgate east station to wood green, then walk to alexandra palace. is that the best option?
>>73342314
Three
Simple
Letters
CIA
pay up piggies
>>73342488
this pic should have brave british sailors in the boat raging war against the eu octopus
>>73342584
christ, JME's let himself go
>>73342640
Me as the oppressor
paid my findom to take us out the european union
>>73342640
why do asians cry about racism when most of them literally live better and earn more money than white people
Why is caralad always the fastest in a row?
>really good looking lads
>have to work for 6-7,5/10 girls (without BF)
>REALLY have to work for 7.5+ girls
>average job and life in general
>wonder how much easier it would be if I was incredibly rich and knew all the right, popular people
Would probably be able to shag models on a daily basis
>>73342640
can't be real
>>73342488
nice frog, didn't have that one
>>73342640
The fabled BWC
want to see a drawing of japmoot fucking american moot who is dressed as a girl
>>73342706
Cause the men are emasculated and derided I'm film and the women are seen as submissive sexual fetishes
>>73342700
what a lad
>>73342706
Must be those who don't that bitch and moan. Or spoiled bored kids.
was cruising down the M5 in this little beaut doing 90 earlier today
>>73342640
I'm gonna pretend to be chinese so I can use this
>>73342640
>>73342715
figured it out, "tiny" is relative you fucking privileged oppressive shitlords
>>73342706
the Asian cries out in pain he strikes you
just payed princess chelsea to piss in some lads mouth, kick him in the bollocks, and exit the european union
>>73342666
yeah bit of a walk though
also wood green high street is a shithole
princess chelsea is cutting off me bollocks and selling them to a sperm bank as we speak
>>73342640
what the fuck is she getting at there
>>73342640
>azn's
Why did Assad decide to gas his own people when he had everything going for him?
the jewess from college humor is weirdly attractive desu
>>73342742
nice
>>73342771
haven't seen one of these cars in years
state of the north
circlepaying the princess to tell me what a good little boy i am
business idea: 'nam movie without CCR
>>73342488
>>73342832
he didn't
>>73342797
I don't understand
>>73342786
fuck
you mean i didn't need to pay and i've been proper mugged?
>>73342832
I'll ask him in a minute
>>73342838
Man faces are patrician
>>73342848
DELET
feel like a literal child (5'9) when I walk past tall people (6'0+). bet they laugh a lot
>>73342853
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c1_1491310028
you lads watching tezza "crayon muncher" flanagan later?
>>73342838
>humor
FOY
>>73342791
according to google maps it's an 11 minute walk, half a mile. i'm a fast walker, i'll do that in no time
paid the princess to cover my bollocks in frosting and serve it them to two very hungry yanks
>this is the kind of people I am posting with
Pretty cool to know that we have direct communication to the president
>>73341033
Gonna hurt when she pulls all that off desu
>>73342931
Literally me
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic Asian
>>73342931
fucking terrifyin
>>73342897
what does that prove?
doesn't prove it was him that did it
>>73342571
>>73342931
this is the realization that finally got me to leave 4chan
tfw 5'4 and built like my favourite icelander
need a bath gf
my neurons are firing faster than you could comprehend
>>73342931
this was posted earlier
fucking STATE of you cunts
no messin lads
this is a proper tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69nZWqsCy0
>>73343009
you also need a bath you smelly cunt
>>73342978
>>73342991
welcome home
>>73342919
you probably set it on alexandra palace station
>>73343009
>>73343020
>>73343025
Really feel like taking a bath right now
>>73342991
how are you still here
Might start a mens fashion vlog and regurgitate the same 5 FASHION RULES MEN MUST OBEY type stuff copied from GQ and get that sweet youtube money
Meet me by the ∞Boddhisattva Avalokiteshvara on the astral plane if you want your pineal tested
NEW GIMMICK
CAPS POSTING
>>73343020
hahahaha my arm is literally bigger than that
>>73342877
love tricia helfer
rate the scran
300g of rice boiled in tumeric and veg stock
then stir fried with cut up cabbage, peas and carrots + lots of paprika
with 500g of spiced chicken thigh, grilled on a cast iron pan with green peppers.
>>73343020
>falling for bait
might start vlog
reply in the comments what it should be about x
>>73343020
>>73343110
looks like when you do a poo and it comes out like slick pebbles
>>73343110
povvo tier
gf has low self esteem :-(
might watch a cheeky bit of the ol' Masters
Hope you lads have paid your TV licenses for more cutting edge stuff such as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmq-U21pok
Might move to Scarborough
>>73340734
God it's Ian Curtis. I love him.
>>73343094
>>73343075
BRIIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNT
>>73343077
would obliterate your bollocks and grind them into a fine dust
I'm literally the biggest cunt in /brit/
>>73343153
parsley sage rosemary and thyme
>>73343143
well obviously
if she has high self esteem she wouldn't be with you
Changed my tinder pp to one where I wear the powershirt, three 'superlikes'
Ah yes women
>>73342691
roaring
>>73343046
nope, definitely on wood green underground station
what is drumpf even supposed to mean? never understood it. how is it supposed to be insulting, is there some clever hidden meaning behind it, or is it literally just an altercation of his name to make it sound silly like we did to each other when we were six years old at school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zUx6aHgO4
smasher
>>73343176
yeah bruv?
*towers over you*
>>73343143
NEED a low-self-esteem gf to cbt me
>defined contours on women
am a fan
>>73343193
its the original german version of his name
>>73343162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMgp4CE8wc
Is Hitchens /ourlad/?
STOP NOT GOING OUT
ps anyone out in the Bath/Bristol area tonight? Asking for a colleague
>>73343130
haha me and the lads
>>73343229
:333333
Rate my gf
>>73342484
nAH IT USED TO BE A LAUGH. dEMON dAYS WAS THE SHIT.
gggggivveee me the sign of (You)s
https://youtu.be/_DbfgIRrzyQ
>>73343256
I'm the last one
>>73343189
i mean you set it wood green - alexandra palace station instead of alexandra palace itself
>>73343020
Is that sausage?
>>73343274
Would not
if America isn't a 'welfare state', why do pretty much all the blacks and hispanics, as well as many supposedly professional people live either entirely off of generous welfare or survive off what they call 'food stamps'??
>there'd be no glorious WSHH/Maury.Jerry Springer or other such glorious US underclass entertainment without the US welfare system
WE SAIL THE OCEAN TRUEEEE
>>73343255
>going out on a saturday
haha everyone look at this cunt
>>73343046
>>73343289
oh no, you were right. apologies. 24 minute walk from wood green to alexandra palace. like i said, i'm a fast walker, i'll do that in 15-20 minutes
>>73343256
Me 12
>>73343229
I would go out but the problem is I don't particularly like other people that much
>>73343325
>being a student
You realise 80% of the population hates you, right?
>>73343306
AND POOR LITTLE BUTTERCUP POOR LITTLE BUTTER CUP
Just gave the Deliveroo man my gate code, is he going to come back and rob me one night?
>>73343291
no but I can send you one ;;;;)
>>73343143
I learned to beat my low self esteem with CBT too
@73343274 (You)
not about to give a (You) to such a faggot
>>73343246
What a sad thing. His music was absolutely saved my life of depression.
Brought tears to my eyes ngl. Honestly is there a more based first-world country than ireland? http://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-pans-bid-to-fly-palestinian-flag-over-dublin-city-hall/
>>73343360
why do you have a gate code you posh cunt
>>73343363
Love Mistress T
Post suggestion pics for my next haircut lads
>>73343256
where's Mr Brick Shithouse (me, pic related)
>>73343246
walking up the stairway to heaven
>>73343245
what is the point? is it to liken him to hitler or something?
>>73343346
Is it weird I quite like the idea of going out to a bar to read? I just need to find a comfy look
>>73343356
AND WE ARE TENTATIVE TO OUR DUTY
Any sick cunts here?
>chatting with this Australian exchange girl at lunch
>asking her about Australia
>"So what's up with abos? I hear they're quite a bit of a problem"
>she gets extremely ass hurt and calls me a racist while moving tables
What's this bitch's problem? What's wrong with the word "abo"?
>>73343436
Drumpf sounds funny apparently
>>73343455
>Is it weird I quite like the idea of going out to a bar to read?
yes
DESPERATE for drugs tonight
>>73343460
you need yaself a ranga mate
>>73343425
something simple unless youre a fruitcake
>>73343350
>uneducated tradies hate me
alri
>>73343363
was about to make this joke x
Londoners.
What how do I get from Central London (zones 1&2) by bus? And these buses are covered by the travelcard right?
>>73343480
Gonna chew tomorrow night.
>>73343477
What's weird about it? I just want to pick up qt literary bar maids.
>>73343455
WE ARE SOBER MEN AND TRUE
M8s rate my CD collections. I have 35 CDs.
>>73343406
Gate code to the whole development, not just my flat. It's not even a posh place so I'm not sure.
>>73343460
>>"So what's up with abos? I hear they're quite a bit of a problem"
>>she gets extremely ass hurt and calls me a racist
wonder why
>>73343516
reading is best done in peace and quiet
not surrounded by obnoxious drunken normies
>>73343193
that hbo john oliver show did some kind of background lookup and found that his great-great-grandfather had a non-anglicised surname. it has been adopted as "the funny name" which also has a loose message that america should be friendlier toward immigrants because trump's family immigrated long ago.
that secondary message doesn't really come into play though since it is a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything in english
>>73343504
Yes
you only pay once within the hour as well regardless of how many you catch
thanks to are sadiq
>>73343460
It has negative connotations because no one likes them, same thing with calling Pakis "Pakis" in the UK but calling Aussies "Aussies" is ok because people like them.
recommend a film for tonight lids. Any decent horrors lately?
>>73343504
>What how do I get from Central London (zones 1&2) by bus?
What
>travelcard
Just use contactless
rate my transition
https://i.imgur.com/MPmlPTM.jpg
Am I Jacob Rees Mogg?
>>73343425
get one like me
>>73343282
Fuck it
Here's a self (You), my dearest friend
>>73343577
the shining
>>73343193
President Dumb faggot fat terrorist cunt!
struggling to maintain a 1 bottle per hour ratio
no chance of me getting drunk
>>73343504
I MEANT TO EDGWARE FUCK FUCK FUCK EMBARRASSING
>>73343577
>>73343606
How did you get this pic? Delete it NOW.
>>73343436
its because trump made fun of jon stewart for changing his name
>>73343520
where's oasis
>>73343577
Aussie horros are good.
Check out Red Hill
>>73343589
wouldn't desu
>>73343589
You can always tell they're dudes, which is quite funny
>>73343606
>tfw balding at 26
>if i stopped shaving my head i'd look like that
>>73343250
such a poor version of his brother
cringed when he said 'yet again good people will clear up politicians mess' fucking cliche hack writer get him shot
What is that song that goes
Dinga linga ling do do do do
dinga linga ling do do
Pretty sure it was used in some old West films
>>73343650
YEAH
>>73343336
a bit ENW for my taste
impeach trump
>>73343606
what are the May 4th elections on?
i live in a London borough but i can't find info on who/what we're voting on
>>73343606
why do plebs look like this? the horrible freckled skin, lack of eyebrows, flat face and poky ears
>drunkposting on Facebook
There's no way this ends badly
>>73343644
aaah yes another /r/zaney_NZ_black_comedy, fantastic
>>73343683
good lad
>>73343520
that's 12 mate
AND HE HIMSELF HAS SAID
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISH MAN
HE REMAIIIIIIIINS AN ENGLISHMAN.
>CDs
>>73343683
Based
>>73343542
What if I go for a pint around lunch or so?
>>73343577
Saw The Witch lately and it was awesome, really well done ending which I'm still thinking about but I loved how the director was committed to making it feel authentic as a period piece too.
>>73343731
bake im away, toys
>>73343711
May the 4th be with you haha
>>73343460
isn't that what the vast majority of americans would do if some foreigner came, sat next to them, and said
>"So what's up with niggers? I hear they're quite a bit of a problem"
>>73343577
chinatown
might unironically try to make myself become religious lads
>>73343727
That's just 1/3. I have all radiohead's albums.
I want to stay but my time is wasting
The magic lands call my name
They want to fire a missile launcher
But I know I need to stay
>>73343697
just use google maps and check the box for buses
make sure you use the right departure time or else you'll get a weird night bus result
>>73343720
Spot-on
>>73343768
not sure how you could teach yourself to ignore the lack of evidence tbqh
>>73343436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4
dont have to try very hard
>>73343711
2nd result on google mate. Sort it out
http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/find-information-by-subject/elections-and-referendums/upcoming-elections-and-referendums
>>73343768
read this epic novel by the author of our time
>>73343735
>Strokes
Good choice.
>>73343762
that's good banter
>>73343768
>want to force yourself to become religious
>pick christianity
>>73343706
xxx
>>73343770
I think we're all in agreement that In Rainbows is their best work.
>>73343752
would reek of autism if you are anything but very attractive
tomorrow is that day that I turn my life around
>>73343807
>coalburner
>>73343799
what's with the bizarre futuristic HUD
got a sore perineum
you can always tell it's been a disappointing saturday night when I'm home watching Match of the Day in my dressing gown
which is most weekends tbf
>>73343803
yep, and click on England and you get this
http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/find-information-by-subject/elections-and-referendums/upcoming-elections-and-referendums/local-elections-in-england2
where are the candidates? where are the parties? where's the info of what will be on the ballot paper?
gaydiohead
>>73340734
Ian Curtis was cute. What is your point egg-sacktly?
>>73343460
kek, When I met an ozzy in a hostel I asked about the aboriginals and his response was "ah nobody gives a fuck about the abos" and then proceeded to tell me a bunch of racist jokes. nice guy.
>>73343807
good god this bint is irritating.
>not being drunk RIGHT NOW
The absolute STATE of boring runts
should I have salmon or steak for dinner lads? I'm cutting so it will just be a mound of broccoli and courgettes with it
>>73343735
>Kind of Blue
MY NIGGER, I have that too, love Jazz albums, my collection is mostly Jazz but I've got no pics so I'll just write it out.
>Kind of Blue
>Black Saint and Lady Sinner
>A Love Supreme
>Mingus Ah Um
>Ascension
>Sketches of Spain
>Speak no Evil
>Bitches Brew
>The Sidewinder
>Time Out
>Time Further Out
>Our Man in Paris
>Song for My Father
>Moanin
>Art Blakey: Live at the Cafe Bohemia volume one
>>73343768
take lots of acid and you will believe in god
>>73343768
I'd Andrei Rublev to that list but it's a film,
also the bible maybe?
Wales report in haha x
>>73343898
it's 9pm you nutjob
>>73343852
Tomorrow is sunday
How are you going to turn your life around on a sunday
no rain for another month
>Non-white judge 'mistaken for defendant'
>>73343807
>she left rebel media
think i'll send her some sinead videos and try to get her to swallow the real red pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CcFDLvfzR4
>>73343834
alright then what religion should i pick
>>73342437
cheshire mentioned
>>73343929
woke up at half two senpai
I LOVE jazz
*buys jazz collection cd from starbucks*
>>73343807
93 page book
>>73343799
>He said some words that Hitler said
Ah yes, very good. Let me know when he starts trying to annex north America and is indiscriminately gassing immigrants in death camps you fucking daft cunt. I don't even like Trump, but likening him to Hitler and calling anyone with views you don't like a Nazi is fucking retarded.
cheshire
And the best maximum Mods band The Who and Rolling Stones
>>73343897
drinking sambuca and red wine
need to add a cheeky 2000 words to the old diss and have FUCK ALL to say
>>73343931
by getting out of bed
>>73343877
why do russians love cats so much?
my russian neighbour has like 3 cats, my old piano teacher had several too
also post more kots
w2c cheap spirits at 1 in the morning?
>>73343935
Lmao
Link?
>>73343936
bit offensive that
>>73343938
something cool like Zoroastrianism, or esoteric Judaism
imagine being innarave 4 jills deep and this gets dropped
scenes
https://youtu.be/S9u5QAL0AIE
>>73343977
screeching
why are right wingers so anti-intellectual
>MY NIGGER, I have that too, love Jazz albums, my collection is mostly Jazz but I've got no pics so I'll just write it out.
cheshire is a good lad
>there are """men""" in their twenties who literally do not have hair on their chest
embarrassing
>>73344008
tess cosis-cheaper aha
>>73344053
cheshire is a county
>i don't like black girls
>>73343998
but then what
>>73343925
im living in wales for a year starting september
but it's near cardiff should be alright I hope
>>73343925
porthcawl desu
>>73344063
haha
what? haha
>>73344002
cheap pets
>>73344075
South wales isn't real wales, just like Southern England isn't real England (far closer to Pakistan)
>>73343997
put in a couple of lines from bohemian rhapsody every few paragraphs
No one touched my rumaki.
Rasheed Al Rasheedi
>>73343870
is it a by-election or something? the next London local election is 2018. Best bet is to try and find the twitter account of a political party for your local borough
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_local_elections,_2018
>>73344061
I have a single hair on my chest.. does that still count?
>>73344092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk9SOrtsEDA
>>73344092
tesco because it is cheaper
>>73343992
You're odd
But I respect it
>>73344092
https://youtu.be/bk9SOrtsEDA
>>73344061
Covered in it, 2bh
VERY unusual seeing hairless men. Sad!
>>73343768
I was really religious once an it was GOD TIER, imagine not having the constant fear of eternal nothingness and just having inner peace. Too band I became rational
>>73344021
what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhbKcAQTjXE
wanking over pictures of my arse from when I was 18 lads
>>73344061
*stamps ground and grunts*
*beats chest and stares you down*
i have more hair than you, runtoid
>>73344008
petrol stations
have walked down my local in a state many times
>>73344008
It's not 1 in the morning
>>73344072
It's honestly impossible to say you don't like x kind of girl when there's so many of each race and social group everywhere t bh
>>73344122
>>73344133
>>73344002
>why do russians love cats so much?
Cats are cute, everyone likes cats m8.
>also post more kots
Okay
>>73344074
good point..
won't bother then
>>73344061
only caucasoids have body hair
>>73344098
What qualifies you to assert this?
t. South-Walian
>>73343770
>Radiohead
Why do people even like that shit, thats the kind of music that makes you wanna cut your wrists in a bathroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg
>>73344184
With the exception of abbos ofcourse, and this is coming from a guy with jungle fever
>Mad Men added to Netflix
P E N G
E
N
G
>>73343657
Oddly enough, it's a real girl from Britain
>>73344490
>Oddly