/brit/

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cara

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Anyone know what this is on my eye?

I got an eyelash in my eye on Thursday morning and because I was in a rush to get my contacts in and get to work I was a bit rough trying to get it out.

It stings like fuck and my eye is obviously quite red. Their is the white spot and the sort of tear to the left of it.

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i'm genuinely happy for the first time in ages

everything is going to be alright

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anime

americans

love the sound of their own voice but just generally thick as shit and boring, horrible accent too unless they're southern

*detonates an IRA bomb*

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>>73340761
>>73340765
>2nd

Interesting to see how /pol/ is turning agaisnt Trump

Foreverial delitized tied up and loving it. Literally a machine with permanent pastrami lips and a bologna nose.

the gf

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Doing a walk along the old canal

>>73340776
Also, it hurts when I exert myself. Like when I bend over my eye will hurt.

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Nothing wrong with being gay.

No one knows my struggle
They only see the trouble
Not knowing it's hard to carry on when no one loves you

>>73340765
if only this bitch had tits on her chest

she needs a boob job

>>73340823
Used to walk along to Oxford Canal when I was younger. Miss it desu.

>>73340806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk

listening to this choon whilst thinking about football yank x

https://youtu.be/Ic5vxw3eijY

>>73340823
isn't this a lyric to a song

>>73340776
>>73340831
you should probably see someone other than /brit/ about that mate

just done a huge cum after no wanks for a week. feels good.

>>73340797
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/xtcfy4fscvo1vth5

>>73340856
The canal song?

>>73340862
>shareblue
what does this mean

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>>73340796
delete this image or face a kneecapping

>>73340862
shareblue detected

/pol/ will never accept kushner faggot deal with it

Just watched my neighbour do a huge cum after presumably not wanking in weeks

Feels good man

>>73340860
Not had the chance as I've been working overtime like a motherfucker.

I'm off Monday and Tuesday so might try and get into the opticians then.

>>73340761
i'd like her feet so clean they'd get in one of those salons with the fish and that

>>73340823
which canal lid

post good alt rock albums lads, need something to listen to

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feeling blue lads

>>73340786
No
>>73340878
They knocked on my door and told my mummy before

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>>73340888
the fucking STATE of your voice

its just like a canadian accent, literally nothing you could say would sound intimidating, you'd just sound like a brave child

>>73340890
thinking of some irish one athenry or someit

dunno which would be worse about working in a fast food restaurant/supermarket or some similar : the menial/degrading and stressful work itself, or the fact you have actually to do all that work in full view of the public (many who you probably went to school with) who view you as an abject failure and look at you in despair almost putting them off the burger you just made them

>glad I work in a factory where I barely even lift a finger half the time

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>Assad is a peaceful secular dictator, just like his father (invaded Lebanon), Gaddafi (invaded Chad) and Saddam (invaded Iraq and Kuwait)

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>press R
>no (You)s

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>>73340854

>be medfag
>only see girls naked in a clinical context
bad feel

>>73339190
>GM
that's how i know you're a muppet

>implying agriculture is any less intensive here
o im laffinN

>>73340765
gorgeous eyes

*lick*

>>73340930
Go to a nearby quiet spot in the countryside and smoke there instead, it's a nice evening

>summert
>nowt
>mam
what do Northerners mean by this?

wisdom tooth hurts so much

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this woman walks towards you then asks you to accompany her home as she doesn't feel safe in the area

wot do

>he doesn't stroke his nipples when wanking

>>73340927
alri phimo

>>73340925
you like the punk stuff or the more metal stuff?

>>73340888
What the fuck is that christ

>>73340921
Union canal in edinburgh

(You) enthusiast here, AMA

>>73340792
video reminded me of Natsuyuki Rendezvous

>>73340920
>her

Oh anon sweetie...

>>73340908
Trump sure accepted him :^}

>>73340993
*dings my bell*
move out of the way runt

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>>73341001

WTF

CITY FELLA

SUCCESSFUL DWELLER

>>73340927
gay pirate
post pucci

>>73340925
Describe "alt rock"

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Wanna borrow my ribbed black night LED stick?

It's for "self-defence"

The latest teen craze in Australia is......


MGTOW


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/teens/first-men-now-boys-are-going-their-own-way/news-story/7aa04498e3c2673ecd4f474573258b10

>>73340925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj9jYsnMb3U

>>73340969
I live in the city, I'll be fine walking around the block but the garden would be more convenient

>>73341017
*pushes you into the water*

>>73341023
I'M A PROFESSIONAL SINGER
BUT MY HEART'S NOT IN IT

>>73341041
an alternative to rock and roll

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Can you guys post some pepes/feels guy pics, want a good variety in my folder. If everyone posts one we should all be sound for a while

>>73340927
install flux

sex is too hard

how do you lower the difficulty setting

>>73341082

Find a fat chick.

>>73341055
my biggest fear 2bhwy

>>73340925
>>73341074
See >>73340854

>>73340925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq8ZH-Z59hQ&list=PLC8753AB9D674AFA5
>>73341077
don't think that will make her come back lad

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>>73341075

>>73340888
where are you from la

NEED an italian-american wife

>>73340854
prefer this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0nc-k98HU

>>73341082
Too hard to acquire or perform?

>>73341075
,>feels guy
shan't be posting anything

>>73341093
they're the most entitled

thin girls are insecure af

Texted 3 different friends after work on Friday to see if they wanted to do anything this weekend. All of them refused or didn't reply. Spent today alone, will probably do the same thing tomorrow desu. Shame really, because the weather is really nice and it makes me feel sad to sit on the computer for most of the day.

hey guys, not sure if this is the right board to ask but i'm gonna ask anyway

i need to stay in london for 1 night in the first week of may, seeing a band at alexandra palace.

where's the cheapest and best hotel to stay in? the premier inn hub at brick lane seems to be the cheapest i've found.

i plan to get the train to london waterloo, see some sights in the daytime before the gig in the evening. get the underground to the hotel, drop my bag off then get the underground to alexandra palace.

is this the cheapest way of going about things? thanks for the information

>>73341097
Someone I went to school with fell in once, was back when it was genuine dirty, he got "chronic fatigue syndrome" apparently and was off school for most of a year, kek

>>73341121
why not both

>>73340862
>millennial
isnt everybody on 4chan a millennial?

>>73341075
Post bottom row, 3 from right

>>73340765
sexy dress

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need an escort

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>>73341111
>you will never give her the gabagool

>>73341110
Ethiopia

>>73341162
>back when it was genuine dirty
alri grandad

>>73341095
'nce

>>73341137
Some say he's better than Claudio Bravo

>>73341137
unbelievable tekkers

>>73341199
Early 2000s

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>>73341075
i will donate a maximum of three (3) pepes, one per poster, in exchange for (You)s

>>73341140
deftones are shit

>>73341140
i dont leave the house

Need a gumar

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>still liking golem

>>73341175
I'm 32, so no

>>73341103
>>73341120
Best version
https://youtu.be/hS52BFpgwko

>>73341140
sounds about right, could drop stuff off/check in before you sightsee and then go back to hotel after or straight there

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>>73341206

>>73341212
hey, they're my favourite band. don't be a dick

>>73341214
thanks for the help

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>>73341075

>>73341212
no they aren't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esCHIALtO1s

>>73341208
dirty how?

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I should probably be more careful when walking and /brit/posting, very nearly hit by a car as I walked onto the road there, a mere couple of inches

hey lads

>>73341075
alri lad, I'll post one pepe or one wojak
what do you want?

>>73341197
oh

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>have a drink of alcohol
>suddenly feel happier and more confident socially

anyone else??

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What's the weather gonna be like next week? I literally can't stand it now

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>>73341182
on standby sir

>>73341261
Evening la

>>73341259
>going on 4chan in public

are you INSANE

>>73341137

Where's the goal line technology at lads. Controversial

>>73341253
It was full of old shopping trolleys and tvs, and was covered in this horrible green lichen

>>73341284
Seriously? Might try that after I finish my beer

Australian music went to shit and I dunno why

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She is getting thicker

>>73341294
i go on it in the library 2bh,

>>73341251
koi no yokan is deftones' best album

>>73341242
just yanking the proverbial chain lad. Brick lane seems alri, drop your stuff off, look around and get to Alexandra Palace, it's out of the way of most things worth seeing so I wouldn't advise getting a hotel near the venue

>>73341209
giz your smuggest

>>73341123
what was I meant to call him? Wojak? fuck no

>>73341140
I've got a spare room in Central London that I could really easily allow you to stay in for free, but I'm not going to do that

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>>73341320
is it okay?

>>73341222
thats still millennial

irl memeing should be punishable by death
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmq-U21pok

>>73341284
Half a bottle of wine in, my man. Just pacing around my room is fun on the sauce.

Tame impala was the best thing to come out of australia

>>73341294
I do it when I'm bored sometimes

Generally I'm posting from home though

>>73341209
Post the baby one, its 2nd from bottom row above golden

>>73341326
i like adrenaline. what do you think of their newest album?

>>73341355
Every member of the BBC needs to be shot

She's got sword in case
Tho this is not her lord in case
The one who can't afford to face
Her image is restored to grace.

Flight Facilities is the best thing to come out of Australia, Hurt Feelings Of

Considering paying obscene amounts of money to go and see an attractive dominatrix, but I probably won't.

>>73341395
GOOD post

>>73341182
I found one thats £40 for half hour that I wanna bang, i just dont know what to say when I call her

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>>73341329

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>>73341355

>taxes paid for this

>>73341358
King Gizzard is better.

And Flume is a great producer whether you want to admit it or not.

>>73340982
apologies love
*ring my boys ahead and tell them to let this one through*

>>73341320

This kills the back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfP6G0LSEA
massif choon

hugs from fake friends
make ends, they hate you
be broke, girls won't date you

Get in the hole?

>>73341439
both great, didn't know flume was aussie

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>>73341381

>>73341405


https://youtu.be/qY4ITYH_-bs

>>73341294
i'm so used to going on 4chan, that when i'm in work i always accidentally start typing '4chan.org' into the url when i open the internet

>>73341418
>hi, I'd like to rent one hookers plz for a maximum of 30 minutes
>do I get my money back if I don't use the full 30?

Easy peasy

>>73341355
>>73341395 >>73341436
they are only reporting what you guys started

>>73341418
>are you available at 9 o clock
>yes
>ok text me the address
>hang up
They'll normally just give you a postcode and then you phone them once there

>>73341327
>>73341233
if i were to drop my stuff off at the hotel before sightseeing, i'd have to get the underground to the hotel from waterloo then get the underground back. don't see much point in that. will only have a backpack on me.

>>73341394
it's alright. certainly one of their worse. definitely a grower. rubicon and phantom bride are good tracks

>>73341137
REF AVE A FUCKIN WORD

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>>73341265
wojak

>>73341209
gimme pepe hides behind the couch

>>73341179

>>73340728
>Almost 200 posts in 20 minutes
wat

which plants have the most energy?

do cacti have a lot?

asking for a friend

>>73341467
looks shit enlarged, shan't be saving

>>73341510
Hello Paraguay, how's it going?

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>>73341405
Whoops lmao wrong language

https://youtu.be/BQj9kkbfuqA

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>>73341508

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so this is the power of crossfit

>>73341355
>the comments
r/the_donald invading /pol/ really fucked things up

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>>73341508

>>73341543
need more friendly peps like this

no war with wojak, no politics

>>73341510
probably 190 of them were shitposts, you are free to check

doing a study of musical theory

>>73341514
Roasted cactus tastes like jalepenos without the heat

Would recommend

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>>73341510
Britannia rules the waves AND the boards

>>73341355
Press "R" to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>73341508

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need a muzzie gf for sexual purposes

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>>73341137
AUTISTIC SCREECHING

>>73341355
>lactose tolerance is a sign of white identity
>frog twitter "a way of showing belonging and allegiance"
hmm, so this is what a false flag looks like

>>73341543
did some swede make this

>>73341534
zayn is sexy af desu

>>73341594
dont think thats an actual muslim lad

>>73341612
Ionno

>>73341618
he looks like a ftm tranny

>>73341550
really?
>>73341575
i dont give a fuck about eating plants, i just want to know which are the most energetic

i was dressed for success
a success it never comes
and im the only one who laughs
at your jokes when they are so bad
and you're jokes they're always bad
but they're not bad as this

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space station will be going over at about half 9

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Spliff started unravelling when I was half way down
I kept rerolling it but I was fighting a losing battle

>>73341630
oh
how do i acquire comfy peeps

>>73341594
Want her to keep the Hijab on

>>73341641
Wow rude

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religion is a mental illness

>>73341627
nah I've seen plenty of muslims who dress fairly liberally/slutty
quite hot actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0XEX4L_2Uc
post proper choons

>>73341659
im a busy man sorry

>>73341652
Should have used the machine lad

>>73341655
Unironically /r9k/ now after the Pepe Stock Market Crash of '15

>>73341676
>blue eyes
quite rare in the middle east desu

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>>73341677
>Brads

>>73341577
im sorry but im not british and neither are kiwis or south africans, fuck off with that shit

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>>73341594
>>73341627

>>73341730
not all middle-easterns are arabs

>>73341700
I did haha, it means the 'chine is on the blink

>>73341471
>>73341534
Not into golden showers, adult babies, or any of that shit desu. Just enjoy a nice bit of domination and maybe a little bit of bondage and face slapping. Problem is everyone in """the scene""" is fat, covered in tattoos, and middle-aged - if I ever want to experience this sort of thing with an attractive woman then I'll have to pay for it desu.

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>>73341075

>>73341544
Wtf is going on.

Is this how normies exercise.

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i rly rly fucking hope i dont have cancer

>>73341746
>Brazzers University

What?

receptionist at work died today after being hit by a car, just been told by my boss

not quite sure how to feel, i've said hi to her every morning for the past 3 years and now she's dead

quite upset lads ;___;

>>73341577
the irish aren't british in the slightest you scouse twat

>>73341680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BA30FhhDhI

>>73341680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MDOKVSN_YM

>>73341761
me waking up after a bender and mum walks into my room while I'm naked on my bed

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wew lads
/our girl/ vs Nice Tim but Dim

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>>73341770
The kool kids klimb

>>73341786
stop faking

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>>73341746

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>>73341746
this can't be real

the gf and i are getting into the 'sm lads

well, I've been into it for a few years I've just hidden my power level haha

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHERE MY BROTHER LIVES!?

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Wish I had a best friend who I met when we were both forced into a tough situation together and by fighting side by side against it we both came out stronger and closer than ever.

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>>73341075
personal fave

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>>73341784
she's a pornstar it's not real quote

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>>73341763
It's an absurd, fringe fetish. What did you expect?

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>>73341677
>you picture yourself as a young man who has no place in the ‘real’ world
but that is how I feel

>>73341786
ban assault cars

>>73341680
Fine, I don't usually show the big boys to /brit/ but I'll let one slip
https://youtu.be/3sfkB3obglo

>>73341783
did you get your ct scan

>>73341510
all paraguayans should be killed

>>73340776
Aids maybe a bit of E Coli

>>73341355
This is fucking bizarre

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Unpopular opinion:

"Don't Go Away" is Oasis' finest tune.

Noel in an interview mentions his regret in having to leave it off their greatest hits album

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*flame emoji*

can fucking taste the playoffs lads

>>73341863
no will be in like 2 weeks, only saw gp thursday

>>73341140

how exactly are you getting to alexandria

>>73341866
I tought we were bros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia

>>73341912
>internet
>Ethiopia


hmmm, there for work?

>>73341912
STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUUUUUUUUT

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hmm

>>73341763
You'd be surprised how many girls/girls(male) are up for this once you're in a relationship.

I've questioned my normie friends about it at length.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCgOLrfBzo
would you die for england

really missing getting on a bit of mandy, not dropped in ages

>>73341912
i think you'll find fuckin in the bushes is their best tune, sunshie.

>>73341355
>but some pepe memes are deeply racist
>"kill all jews man"

Howling

Popular opinion:

Ordinary World is the best Duran Duran song.

>>73341915

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>>73341761
>>73341761
WHEEEEYYYYYY DON'T SHIT YOURSELF MATE AHAAAA

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>>73341915
>tfw Da Dons are on top of the 'dens

>>73341957
depends on what type of england is being fought for

>>73341586
im not saving that

>>73341961
have some decent shrub rn ngl

might do a cheeky nugget toke later

>>73341912
never heard of it

I don't listen to other peoples music
I make my own and use mathematics to make it sound beautiful

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just took a 200mg edible for my first time. just waiting

>>73341972

Pretty good throw desu.

Nailed her right in the face. Nice shot

Unpopular opinion: Strange Currencies is the best REM song

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waheyy

>>73341915
Mate you lost to >Charlton and dropped to 7th
Fleetwood are winning the playoffs anyway

>>73341972
shame she wasn't sciving that day hehehe

>>73341952
this desu

i used to chat to this international student from china, one night i woke up to her covering my mouth and wanking me off, then she started rubbing my arsehole really vigorously. She also wanted to put a banana in my arse and bit my nipple. Think I had a lucky escape hahaha

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>>73342026
FINE THEN

>>73340776
>>73340831
I'm no doctor, or optician, and have literally zero knowledge on it, so this is worth nothing. BUT. It LOOKS visibly, at least to the untrained eye. That you have aids

haha nah. It looks like you've literally scraped the film on your eye by sratching your eyelash hair around in there. looks painful

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kill all remainers

>>73342047
yeah we fucked it, but normally we're fighting off relegation. Only 1 point behind milwall and the rest of our games should be a doddle Tbh

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>>73341994
>filename

>>73341912
you're actually right desu

best song on be here now by miles

>>73341677
>The complexity of these beliefs only grows. The refugee crisis? It’s actually a ploy executed by top government officials to Islamize the west. Diversity in Hollywood? Celebration of the end of the white race. Mainstream media? Liberal bias, don’t even read it, it’s bought and sold. Interracial porn? That teaches people to have interracial relationships. Less white children means the end of the white race.
everything he says here is true though

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>>73342033
What kind of edible?

Ps: you're in for a wild ride kid

>>73342046
got a stiffy from this

just rang up a phone sex line lads

wew feel like i'm 12 again

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>>73341948
>>73341948
Real undoctored depiction of Sweden

Really hope that when I'm old and on my deathbed there's some kind of apocalypse or collapse of civilisation or pandemic or something so I can laugh at everyone who wasn't dying anyway

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>tfw not a smelly welshnigger

Correct Opinion: having favorite songs from full-length albums makes you a runt unless the rest of the album is irredeemable garbage

>>73341680
now were talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts55aJXzs0w

IT'S A BIT EARLY IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR FOR MEEEE

>>73342135
you sound like you know we're dating

>>73341938
never heard of it

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>>73342141
Classic comin thru

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>>73342141
t. London

>>73342145
the fuck are you talking about? why does this even matter to you? what the fuck kind of autistic kid are you?

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Come home white man

>>73341852
Arguably. At least some element of D/s is actually incredibly common - the majority of girls love to be dominated sexually and many expect it in relationships. It's only an 'absurd fringe fetish' when the genders are reversed unfortunately.

>>73341952
I've only ever told one person my fantasies in real life desu, a girl who I was really close with and I was almost certain would be up for experimenting (she liked certain kinky books, was very confident socially, etc). But when we got around to fucking, she wanted me to dominate her and eventually ended up dumping me 'because you're not the sort of guy who will just throw me down on the bed and fuck me without asking'. Completely ruined the friendship desu, I told her not to contact me again a few years ago and she hasn't. Pretty much given up on the old authentic femdom after that.

>>73341746
This is how it starts. You make hijabs powerful and fashionable and you get western women wearing them and they don't even know they're converting to Islam until they decide they should convert

>>73342165
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

>>73342165
Robert Mugabe's looking well

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>>73342165
>t smelly plastic taffy

>>73342217
kek

>>73340734
>>73340734
Recycle lads

>>73342195
the redditwealth of nations

>>73341746
>Hijab is my choice
>*chooses not to wear one*
>*Get set on fire by angry uncles*

>>73340796
anime is this? artstyle looks like monogatari

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>Arguably. At least some element of D/s is actually incredibly common - the majority of girls love to be dominated sexually and many expect it in relationships. It's only an 'absurd fringe fetish' when the genders are reversed unfortunately

reminder not to post in yank threads

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>73342242
2nd kizumonogatari movie

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left all my green at a friend's

>>73342278
>>73340734
>>73340734
Recycle lads

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>>73342151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60

>>73342145
Oh I love red hot chili peppers. Yeah, that californication song is really good.

Oh I love sweet home alabama... Who's Lynryd Skynrd?

I love Jimi Hendrix, Voodoo Child is such a great song

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>>73342197
>'because you're not the sort of guy who will just throw me down on the bed and fuck me without asking'

This is one of the age old lose lose situations. Similar is when my Boyfriend told me to wake him up by sucking his dick. I asked him if he was sure, because maybe he would want to wake up properly first and he said yeah.

I proceeded to do it, knowing he's a bit irritable in the morning. I woke up early got myself a little in the mood and then started sucking his cock. what I got was an annoyed grumpy man telling me to fuck off at 8am.

Similarly if you actually try and throw a girl around and fuck her without asking they will not respond happily unless it's pre-arranged roleplay.

>>73340776
i had an eye injury as a kid
cuts hurt like fuck but heal fast

>>73341952
this
x3

i had my vanilla good girl gf pegging me like crazy and she's the one who brought it up with subtle hints from me.