/cum/

https://mobile.twitter.com/RogueLeaks/status/826961877188149249
Hmmm

>>73339254
>Twitter

>>73339254
there are quite a few rogue leaks in your country right now

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me and the lads

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>>73339254

I suggest these taboos for this thread:

Global warming
Climate change
Average weather on the planet during the last decades

just finished the new mass effect and i had fun

thanks

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Do you Americans really believe that Climate change is a hoax, or do you just say it because daddy trump says so?

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Reminder that China has had a massive internal canal system for centuries

Who wants to discuss global warming, climate change, and average weather on the planet during the last decades with me?

>>73339365
Kind of want to buy it even if people say it's shit.

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>>73339211

>>73339398
It's worth it for the facial animations alone, the story is extremely garbage however and it is very badly optimized, good for a torrent though.

>>73339370
I believe in climate change and I think it's a good thing
Fuck winter

>Be door greeter
>Oldish black lady comes in
>Greet her with a stupid cheesy smile like I do everyone else
>She says she has a question
>I ask her what is
>She begins to ask it only to cut herself off, giggle, and tell me I'm "bubbly"
What did she mean by this

>>73339370
Problem I have with global warming is that it is an all-consuming narrative that distracts americans from the myriad of other environmental problems in our country. Essentially, it acts as an umbrella that blinds us from seeing numerous other problems with our ecosystem. I believe in climate change, but it has become so politicized I never bother talking about it with Americans who disbelieve it. From my experience, most Americans are very set in their ways and don't like to change

>>73339370
A bit of both sadly

>>73339440
She wants your donger, lad

>>73339435
You do realize that Climate change can result in even colder winters right? They changed the name from global warming for a reason.

>>73339440
she wants the white d

>>73339398
took me 30 hours to finish the game, ignoring a majority of the side quests. Probably spent a quarter of it in the cutscenes between planets/systems desu. combat is '''''''''''''''''''fun'''''''''''''''''''' but the facial animations are truly shit

>>73339482
fake news

God free market and liberty is so great you guys.
Please stop funding the communist persian rapebabies

>>73339440
Get that granny pussy lad

>>73339282
I enjoy those feels.
>living in Paris
>have my daily chats with the waiter at the cafe next to my apartment, and the older woman who owns the bakery down the street
>give books to the homeless dude down the street, he always reads them and gives them back and we talk about them
Comfiest time of my life, lads.

>>73339370
it doesn't matter if it's real it is just a method for the democrats to scare you into voting for them and create shame in those who don't want to "save earth"

>>73339370
For some apparent reason Americans do not trust scientists. I would love for an American to explain to me why though.

>>73339528
its your fault for genocide Armenians, Greeks, and Assyrians instead of Kurds

*insults your favorite anime and video game despite the fact that i never played it*

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>>73339583

>>73339551
Why can't people put pressure on the republicans to address one of them most important issues regrading the future of your country, what kind of world is it that we live in that letting the world die before us is a partisan issue?

Have you ever kissed a girl?

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>>73339623

>>73339440
You seem extremely cheery/chipper

*insults your country even though ive never been there*

>>73339518
Alex Jones speaks the truth and NASA is fake news, I'm sure this will all end well.

>>73339667
do you really expect me to read all that frogspeak boy

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>>73339623
>anitrash

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>Foreigners complain about too many Americans on /int/
>Go on to post in our general because they have no one better to talk to
FOREIGNERS
OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>73339639
it is not important, in fact the scientists have declared we are passed the point of no return. you will never ever stop climate change

>>73339639
You don't get it. Identity politics has gotten so strong that many people I've met believe something solely because their party supports it, usually without understanding the issue themselves.

For instance, I brought up internet privacy to some women, and they all rolled their eyes at the ruling by congress for ISPs to sell our internet data. Basically they believed "if you have nothing to hide, why do you care?" As SOON as I brought up that only republicans were supporting it, they changed their tune. It's fucking pathetic honestly.

Marcellus Wallace said it best: Fuck pride

>>73339667
wtf i hate canada now

>>73339656
A girl kissed me on the cheek in high school once but she only did it ironically so it doesn't count, I think

>>73339518
Ice caps melt from heat→cold water added to sea →sea is colder
Cold Sea water evaporates→falls on land as cold rains→lands are colder

>>73339716
fuck off dumb shart

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LADS

We must arm and aid the moderate ISIS members in their struggle to free the children of Syria from Assad's tyranny!

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>>73339755

>tfw your balls turned out to have an infection
Guess I shouldn't have fugged ur mum :DDDD

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>replying to people's posts directly
>not knowing that it takes away a (You) from your (You) balance
Retards

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Are timbs meme shoes like jordans or are they actually good?

>>73339716
Gotta find someone to talk to at 6am.
>>73339727
>>73339734
So that's it then I guess, better start stocking the shelter.

>>73339829
autism

>>73339796
When has arming radicals ever gone wrong?

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73339858
Thanks for the extra (You)

>>73339829
What happens if you reply to your own posts?

Like this:
>>73339363
>>73339363
>>73339363
>>73339363
>>73339363

73339909
Your overall balance doesn't change. It's like moving funds around from your checking and savings account.

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73339909
THE MAD MAN!

People who attach any value to getting yous are autists

>>73339583
Anatolia ain't free. The divine ownership of the land gotta be littered with blood of commies and minorities. ERDOĞAN aka ''Arabian Prince'' is not my president. He is a dictator and probably arab as well :DD. VATAN and MİLLET not islam and jihad ok. Praise Atatürk

>>73339844
>stocking the shelter
A bit of an overreaction. If you follow how climate change is actually affecting people, you'll see that it is mostly fucking over poor nations. Bangladesh with flooding in crop fields, or African nations who are seeing more drought. Rich countries like ours have enough wealth, tech, and brainpower to usually work around this stuff. Israel for instance has recently implemented ocean de-salination facilities to create drinking water despite being in a desert. Stuff like that will keep us relatively safe. Will we get hurt? Probably, but it's the poor countries that can't respond who are going to get screwed. The thing we have to worry about are all the people who are going to migrate from those areas to ours

73339963
No (You) for you then.

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>>73339963

73339963
Shows what you know. When the world ends, (You)s will be the only form of currency worth anything.

>>73340029
Thanks for the tip, here's a (You) for your troubles.

business idea: build a city

>>73340063
Where? How large would it be?

>>73340063
business idea: build a city, fill it with negroes, and open multiple heroin outlets and gun shops

Is this fine to be understood or even live abroad?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18bKHkBLn7Q

>>73340093
Sounds a bit like Philly.

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73340029
>Worrying about currency after the world ends

>>73339988
>brainpower
If we had enough of that we wouldn't be in this situation, but I guess its a relief that only yellow and brown people are going to starve.

>>73340063
Business idea: only allow wealthy sjw assholes move in, then own the only plumbing company in town
Make bank

remember wheN philly was the greatest city in america at one point? (Late 1700's early 1800s)

>>73340124
You sound alright desu
Several orders of magnitude better than the average CHI
73340147
What are you planning to do? Violate the NAP?

>>73340124
yeah you can do it bud

>>73340124
You should be good bud

>>73340126
>>73340093
nobody expected all the blacks to become muslims either. Yet here we are

>>73340179
yeah i remember

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>>73340124
>That husky voice

INDIANAPOLIS
Lads?

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Black Muslims should be killed. We need to civilize the black man again.

>>73340179
Anyone on this board who wasn't around when the johnstown flood happened should just fuck off desu

>>73340149
>brainpower
Humanity takes time to adjust. We have tons of geniuses, but it's not like we can just punch through every problem in a week. Bureaucracy, culture, public opinion, funding, etc. All have to shift in accordance with change. We're not a fedora society that only listens to neil degrasse tyson.

Also, call it as much of a "relief" as you want, but when those people start hurting, they're going to flock to you. You should be learning from the euro crisis

>>73340126
Philly is honestly safer than some west coast cities I've been to. Holy shit those cops out there don't know how to stop the homeless

back east, people at least fear the cops

All Hispanics who's families arrived here after 1960 should be sent back.

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>All Hispanics who's families arrived here after 1960 should be sent back.

>>73340429
byetr

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>>73340180
>>73340182
>>73340187
Thanks y'all, I don't speak english that often.

>>73340233
I'm not gay, kiwi.

>>73340499
*bye
>>73340520
>y'all
don't do that

>>73340520
Neither am I 0w0

Heres a tough question: would you rather live in Toledo, Ohio or Gary, Indiana?

>Connecticunts
Hate micks desu

>>73340520
Can you say i'm not gay in your husky voice?

>>73340564
Anyone who has seen Gary knows that Toledo is the right choice

You might get shot in toledo, but that's better than dying form the toxic haze that hovers over gary

>>73340574
literally nothing wrong with irish women. if irish women ever feel put down by this poster, they can come to me for comfort

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>Albucuckque

>>73340564
Toledo, at least I can go to mudhens games and eat various ethnic foods until I get shot

>>73340529
Kek I'm sorry, your words background history don't affect me, so I just use them as they seem fit.

>>73340543
jej

>>73340575
Busy right now giting gud as csgo, maybe later.

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>literally nothing wrong with irish women. if irish women ever feel put down by this poster, they can come to me for comfort

>>73340778
Partly why Hitler is such a controversial figure is because he believed the Irish were the true master race, above the Aryan völk. Obviously, lesser beings like Himmler and Goering could not understand Hitler's reasoning, but Hitler saw the truth. He knew that a Beethoven or Turnstein could never hope to out-do a McDonnel or O'Flannery

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>>73340778
>I have a problem with the irish

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>I don't have a problem with the Irish

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>

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When did you arrive to 4chan? and how?
Fuck, can't even remember i think i started here in 2008-9ish. Found encyclopedia dramatica then it sent me to /b/.

I stopped going to /b/ in 2011 i think

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>

>>73341057
2009, /sp/ after the superbowl

>>73341057
Came to /b/ for the first time when I saw that "over 9000 penises" segment from Oprah in late 2008.

>>73341057
I started browsing this year since reddit won't stop talking about 4chan

>>73341421
Same. I came here from /r/the_Donald because 4channers are just like me. Too bad that I have to spend hours every day telling people to go back to /pol/ and that /pol/ wasn't always racist since most people just pretend to hate everyone who isn't a white Christian.

>>73341057
Heard about it in a 9gag post. Lame I know.
That was on 2011 I think.

Hey guys can you give me some epic posts I want to post them to Ebaumsworld

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guess

dont think Im gonna get hired when I come home in june

>>73339211
The problem with climate agendas isn't the goal, is that there's tons of people wanting to make money off it, in the worst case by telling you lies.

>>73341611
Something to do with Irish ancestry?

>>73341611
different kinds of mexicans

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cum join us.... we are very international

https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2

I am incredibly high my dudes

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>I am incredibly high my dudes

>>73341696
what did u take?

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>>I am incredibly high my dudes

>>73341611
Population, traffic or pollution. SC3K vibes on this one.

>>73341622
There's way more money to be made denying climate change. Corporations always want fewer environmental regulations.

>>73341728
smoked a bowl of some medicine-grade DUDE

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>>>I am incredibly high my dudes

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>smoked a bowl of some medicine-grade DUDE

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>>>>I am incredibly high my dudes

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>There's way more money to be made denying climate change. Corporations always want fewer environmental regulations.

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>>73339842
they're good, bought a pair of black highs a while ago, still in perfect condition

don't fuckin get ones with zippers though please

im miserable

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>>smoked a bowl of some medicine-grade DUDE

>>73339211
global warming isnt real

>>73341813
>>73341834
>>73341861
>>73341767
>>73341720

You aren't using the meme correctly

>>73341917
nice try leaf

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>You aren't using the meme correctly

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>You aren't using the meme correctly

Have you guys even tried DUDE.
It's nothing amazing or anything like that.

Fuck, the only thing that makes me feel is sleepiness.

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>You aren't using the meme correctly

>>73342003
k

>>73342162
>>73341974
>>73341953
>>73341917
>>73341905
>>73341871
>>73341861
>>73341834
>>73341813
>>73341805
>>73341767
>>73341720
>>73341696
autism

I'm a Muslim Feminist

>>73342349
k

Have I told you guys that Im adapting a refugee baby with my MtF lover?

>Cockford County calling anyone else autistic
jej

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>autism

>>73341057
Started browsing /b/ in 2007, I haven't frequented it since 11. Now I post on /lit/ and /o/ mostly, and /int/, /sp/, and /k/ occasionally.

>>73342402
>adapting

lrn2english

>>73341057
the first post i ever saw was a /cum/ pot in 2016

what an awful thread

I also hate baseball

Im an LGBTQ rights activist now

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hm

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>autism

>>73342634
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>mfw this thread

>>73339551
>>73339435

wow Americans are retarded

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>wow Americans are retarded

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>wow Americans are retarded

>>73342642
>>73342870
shutup fgt

>>73342870
>>73342910
you just added evidence to the finn's argument

>>73339554
Because most Americans are fucking stupid.

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>you just added evidence to the finn's argument

>>73342816
It's ruined by the fact that it goes back to a single layer of irony in the last two panels.

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>you just added evidence to the finn's argument

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>meme posting

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>ex is texting me

Fuck off normie

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>>meme posting

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>fedora posters

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>>fedora posters

>>73343038
wtc jacket actually might be lit

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>Southeners

>>73343377

Moot's seen better days

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>>73343377

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>Why yes, I am from the Southern United States

>tfw there as an Oregonian on CS:GO arguing that California is part of the South and that Californians are Southerners because it's in the southern half of the US

>>73343377
>gay
>skeleton
the average /cum/ poster

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>>gay
>>skeleton
>the average /cum/ poster

literally NOTHING wrong with being a skeleton

>>73343526
Well that's technically correct

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>literally NOTHING wrong with being a skeleton

if you're under 150 lbs and youre a man you should get a bf to fuck you in the ass, that is your only purpose in life

>>73343670
so the gay part is fine?

>>73343780
no thanks

>>73343707
>>73343658
>>73343526
>>73343482
>>73343277
stop posting

>>73343790
>southern reading comprehension

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>stop posting

>>73343790

Romans 1:27-28

>>73343832
what did i misread?

Should I play vidya now and then get food
Or get food now and then play vidya
I shant be doing both simultaneously fyi

>>73343947
Food first desu
Don't play vidya on an empty stomach.

>>73343820
I agree stop cluttering up cum with these low quality autism

>>73343947
Food first. You need calories for the sport.

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>actually, homosexuality is a sin

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>I agree stop cluttering up cum with these low quality autism

>shant
Stop forcing this shit

>>73344037

t. homo

Shan't be listening to the Dane in regards to what words we shall or shan't be using.

my teeth hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

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>why yes i believe in global warming or rather, climate change. this belief is purely based on the fact that a majority of scientists, who i don't know at all said it is real. this incredible level of critical thinking is absent in stupid americans, namely republicans and drumpf supporters. *brain collapses under the weight of massive intellect*

>>73344086
shant be stopping

<<73344086
Fuck off its not your general
Shant be giving you any (You)s

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>Do your parents know you're gay
>what? n-no
>lol you're gay
who else fell for this trap

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOP AHHHHHHHH

>>73344203
not be because I'm not a homo

You can't say anything of substance in cum without those retarded fedoraposters coming out of the woodworks

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why is this a webm and why did I save it?

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>You can't say anything of substance in cum without those retarded fedoraposters coming out of the woodworks

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>>73344241

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>You can't say anything of substance in cum without those retarded fedoraposters coming out of the woodworks

>>73344400
wow

>>73344086
>shit
What the fuck is this cursing, Dane anon?
I thought you were pure.

>>73344400
what a fag

>>73344400
What is the point of this picture?

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Daily reminder

>>73344486
you have to be a redditflagger to get it

>>73344486
>he's not in the special club

>>73344523
Oh
Fuck off reddit

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>Fuck off reddit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zex_DZcEn4o

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>>73339370
I have a problem when people like black science man tell us that we have to throw away trillions in growth in order to "save" the planet when they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I think that modernizing our energy infrastructure would be a good thing regardless

>willfully installing a botnet
>continuing to use it despite knowing it's a botnet
Why are redditors so fucking stupid about their redditflaga?

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>tfw too inteligent to browse without redditflags

>>73344704
Who's the yellow one?

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>>73344642
Have this better quality sleep help helper

>>73344750
I can't recall, do I do remember seeing the flag here before

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>>73344704
yay!

Officially stalking a girl I like buds

*texts you despite the fact that we broke up*

*leaves denmark on read*

>>73345040
Don't do that.

*deletes the message before reading it*

*blocks your number*

>>73345080
Too late
I followed her from a distance of a block away all the way to her apartment
I'm closing in on her
I should have talked to her on the bus, but I'm too big of a pussy

>>73344510
still doesn't even look good

*keeps tagging you on facebook and sends you messages on different social media*

*slips an envelope under your bedroom door*

that was a great live........

>>73345040
Only you can lover her, anon. Remember that.

>>73345136
That's going to net you literally nothing.
What do you expect is going to happen? That she'll magically fall in love with you for no reason?

>>73345192
I found out her name a few days ago and found her on facebook
I think we'd get along pretty well desu. She's a painter

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Do Americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches like some sort of spread?

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Told a girl we'd hang out tomorrow because I'm busy today, but I'm actually not busy at all

>>73345237
Do Australians really piss in their own mouths?

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UMARU SEASON 2

>>73345235
You should rub paint all over your face and clothes and sit next to her on the bus.

It will go over super well.

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>>73345245

>Girl tells me why i didn't respond to her messages
>Told her i was talking to my mom
>I actually wasn't

>>73345245
sociopath

>>73345228
I'll eventually gather enough information about her to "accidentally" bump into her on one of her routes (preferably a weekend one) and know enough about her interests to have a great conversation and leave a good first inpression. Then I'd run into her again a week later (weekday route) and casually bring up that we should exchange numbers after making some small talk

>not being attractive enough for girls to make the first move

step it up

>>73345245
how original

>>73345301
Absolutely devilish, anon.

>>73345237
nah, just a sliver like you would Vegemite

>>73345396
I dont think this even happens if you're Ryan Gosling-tier
Guys always have to make the first move

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>>73345282

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i regret coming here

Why haven't you bought a mechanical keyboard yet?

Wish I had my real camera so I could have taken better pics of her today
Absolutely stunning desu

>>73345507
I'm broke lad

>>73345449
oh, honey... sweetie. It does, trust me, darling. You precious thing, believe me. So naive, but so full of wonder, you are. It's almost adorable, honey pie.

>>73345471
I regret your birth

>>73345507
I have one, I just don't like it. Too loud.

>>73345522
get a job

>>73345507
not a fucking nerd desu

*breaks your stupid fucking keyboard on my way out*

>>73345507
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS NERD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>73345526
t. Obese neet in his mom's basement

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Walgreens stopped me from buying 3 bottles of cough medicine

fucking Jehovah Witness or door to door salemens cunts always fucking ringing the doorbell on Saturdays.

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This post brought to you by the Plum 84 mechanical keyboard with Gateron Brown switches

>>73345675
why

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>Why haven't you bought a mechanical keyboard yet?

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stop making fun of autistic people

youtube.com/watch?v=6IHaE-TXbZQ

>>73345507
My first computer had one. Didn't like the clicking sound and the height of the keys. Now I use an Apple keyboard with Win8 because my fingers can glide over the low height keys.

>>73345758
Dumb autist

>>73345700
Because they're cunts who assumed (correctly) that I was going to not use the cough syrup for its intended purpose

>average /cum/ poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g

>>73345803
Do NOT bully the other PA guy

>>73345675
should have coughed and sneezed on them

>>73345814
>buying it from the same place when you're planning on getting high off cough syrup

>>73344704
Why is there an Indianapolis flag up there?

worst thread this week

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>>73345959

>>73345814
>the minimum wage retail drones in his town aren't jaded enough to stop giving a shit

>>73345959
I blame the fedoraposters

>>73346012
I blame you

>>73346012
Fuck you for ruining this thread.

>getting high off cough syrup
Why hello there, Cletus

>>73346034
my posts are all high quality

stop using google products

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>>73345959
>no taytay
>worst thread
Not a coincidence

>>73345814
>Getting high off cough syrup
Considering you're clearly underage how can you not find normal drugs? Every wannabe thug sells drugs in high-school and considering you're a high-schooler yourself it's really sad you can't find some weed or something.

>>73345829
>wobbles around like an autists while making a satirical video about autists

That's literally me alright.

>>73346185
Maybe I just like dxm and felt like doing it again?
I do plenty of other drugs senpai

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>doing drugs

anyone here take fish oil?

>>73346166
I use duckduckgo because I'm a hipster faggot

>>73346166
t. owns an Apple™ Macbook™ Pro™, Apple™ iPhone™ 7S™, Apple™ iPad™ Air™ 2™, and an Apple™ iPod™ Touch™ 6G™

>>73346275
I used to rub it on my face for my skin condition desu
Didnt work of course

>>73346238
you should hit some fentanyl bruh

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>>73346276
my negro

New
>>73346362

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>>73346275
I take vitamin a supplement which contains a bunch of fish oil. Not bad tbqh.

I've recently become a supplement + restricted calorie fag

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>>73346338
I already have though

>>73346293
Good goy, fight over petty brand loyalty while your corporate masters win every time

>>73339551
>>73339639
The reason that Democrats tackle climate change and Republicans deny it is because the GOP's free market/small government philosophy has no answer to problems as large as climate change. When all of society has to mobilize to a goal especially with government intervention, the republicans can't reconcile it with their way of thinking and so they just deny it wholesale so they don't have to reconsider their policies or ideology.

>>73344704
How do you actually get those extra flags? Not new, just technologically illiterate.

>>73346467
Google "Extra flags for 4chan int"

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>>73346467
>>73331631

>>73346467
There are mechanisms for alleviating climate destruction that are reconcilable with a generally pro-market ideology, e.g. pigouvian taxes.

>>73344704
>not included
>there are at least two of us

yeah, fuck you

>>73346552
>>73346600
Thanks for holding my hand.

>>73346648
True but the GOP certainly doesn't seem interested in any of them.

>>73345699
this post brought to you by a model m

I really really want to try one of these meme super tiny boards
this thing takes up so much space

Might have been committed cause these normies don't care my horribly debilibqtqting leg injury and know I have to find someone. To moved car

>>73350377
Well than and the dangers of alocpholp aseozures