/brit/ - ugly ugly anglos edition

>>73338744
>brits are all ugly
>colonials are all handsome
why is this?

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>>73338744

upperclass: polo, rowing, hunting
upper middle: rugby, cricket
rest: football

marry the ol' cousin

aye or nay?

>>73338796
Better weather

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>>73338744
Me

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>>73338744
>daily mail

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anglo scumbags

>>73338812
It's a no from me

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So what's sleeping on the streets in London like lads?
Asking for a friend...

>>73338812
Aye, but I might be biased since I'm Icelandic

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>>73338765

It all just seems so much more exciting and on such a larger and more powerful scale
Such a shame we dont even have one great battleship or battlecruiser left to look at

business idea: set up an online dating service for heterosexual white gentiles only

>>73338812
Sure
But you're not invited to the wedding

Business idea: find a girl who likes me and wants to spend time with me and wants to have sex with me exclusively

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to strong to be left wing

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For me, it's Walesian genes

>>73338796
italian and greek genes

>>73338871
>balding is bad

Bad post

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had a proper laugh at this

bought a fred perry jacket

>>73338869
>that brain
>too intelligent to not be strong

REAL ICELAD HOURS

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me irl vs me online

>>73338892
Post jeans

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are lad giving us lauren mayberry bj pics

Aldi is literally the best supermarket unless you're a billionaire.

Fruit and veg section alone puts it leagues ahead of tesco, asda, sainsbury, morrisons, co op. it's all about half the price and no different in quality.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
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emily

>>73338915
Please don't

>>73338906
izdad cop?

>>73338929
>no different in quality.
Wrong, completely and utterly wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8O9WOmNEbA

>>73338940
would like her to suck a poo out of my bum

>>73338924
excuse moi?

>>73338924
No joke, he spotted me at the gym once whrn I was getting crushed under the bar. Met him later visiting my college and he remembered.

>>73338929
>ANOTHER attempt at german imperialism

not this time

>>73338930
the gf in the middle

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I opened up 4chan

>20 and unironically still doesn't know the difference between PM and AM offhand
My existence was a mistake

>>73338929
why do yank rednecks from kentucky have aldis and we don't
this is we need to join the european union

Just got a virus that was spamming my Facebook lads

Fucking embarrassing

Don't even know how it happened

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>No joke, he spotted me at the gym once whrn I was getting crushed under the bar. Met him later visiting my college and he remembered.

>not using 24h clock

>>73339008
I only learnt to read clocks a year ago

>>73338964
>implying aldi brocolis are inferior to marks' because you paid 12p less for them

>implying aldi brocolis are inferior to tescos ones because you paid 3p less for them

what a mong you are.

Did Sheffield United win da league?

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>L'inbetweeners meme

"The crows seem to be calling my name", thought Caw.

>>73339003
AND THAT WAS ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME

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Where were you when you realized Drumpf had been cucked by Neocons, lads?

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imagine being fat

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>No one wins in war.

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>>73339031

>>73339081
NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE A NEET

going to bed, can't be arsed with you lot
just fuck off

>>73339092
hmm the one cartoon I agree on

>>73338964
Absolutely and empirically correct, actually. I have shopped at them all, and have been regularly shopping at waitrose because I live next to one. Aldi fresh fruit and veg is no different. Literally none, in fact, the grapes and blueberries are better at aldi. So get fucked you posh twat carry on wasting your dosh

>>73339098
APART FROM CLASS WAR

AMARITE

>>73339092
>Where were you over a year ago


How the fuck should I know?

>>73339092
drumpf will take syrien refugees, mark my words

business idea: commit the necessary amounts of crime that affords the average drug addict with their various addictions without actually buying any drugs and instead living like a king in the process

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>>73339095
Imagine burdening your whole family because you are so fat that you need constant care

yes my vegetables from moldova that are filled with pesticides, insecticides and GM are better than your oxfordshire-grown organic produce

>>73339174
Might buy one of these and put it on my cock

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For me, it's being in peak physical condition and excelling at a numerous range of sports activities.

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>tfw no autistic gf

I actually think Drumpf is a better name than Trump.

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>>73338744
HAHAHAHAHAAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM

Liverpool people are 3/4 irish and have an almost irish accent

>>73339201
Mirin those forearms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBsjkag5Bo

Cant watch this

>>73339177
And you can't even kill yourself. Or have them kill you, imagine having to dispose of a corpse this size?

>>73339118
AND I DROPPED OF FRESHMAN YEAR

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

>>73339236
you posted this here ages ago

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>parents away for a week
>house all to myself
>watching berserk on the big telly in the living room
>sat naked on the sofa with the curtains closed and the lights off
>just bought 2g of the 'ol charlie and a bottle of vodka
im so fucking happy
this is what lifes all about lads

>>73339253
had a good chuckle at this post

>>73339248
WHAT THE HELL IS JOBCENTRE?

>>73339220
Me at 66%

>>73339216
Yeah it just rolls off the tongue better. I started saying Drumpf ironically to make fun of hackneyed lib humour and now I can't stop to be honest ladder

>>73339095

HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH GRRRRR

>>73339220
Sad because the nords are so hot but so fucking insufferable. Wouldn't even fuck one (and trust me there's a lot of easy nords in the gay community)

t. gay fag

>>73339253
this is a really fantastic post

bit reddity but still a belter

>>73339276
Is charlie cocaine or heroin?

>>73339275
Not me, just found it now

>>73339253
and the white women they stole from the icelandic coasts to sell to wealthy ottoman merchants in Algiers, but not before fucking them themselves first

>>73339276
Seems pretty lonely without friends or a gf around

>>73339013
aldi is in north america?

neat

Am taking a long long flight next week and if I'm sat next to a fat cunt I'm going to sulk A LOT

>>73339253
haha

>>73339253
Alri, Jack Handey

>>73339302
take...,take a chill pill ;)))

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#SwoleLeft

>>73339337
Well that was a bit stupid

>>73339290
MY FRIENDS SAY I SHOULD GET A LIFE

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need a dude weed lmao gf

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Wtf I hate England now

Fucking bloodthirsty imperialist shits

>>73339220
>korean and chinese men have a higher success rate than their women

hmmm

>>73339275

no that was me

do not like blink 182
reminds me of the creepy bullshitter gay bloke who tried to shag me

>>73339337
"meanwhile, in the only white area of London"

>>73339320
Coke

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>>73339253

>>73339253
witty cunt

>>73339380
t. danny o'doyle frum bawstahn

>>73339230
its not an Irish-sounding accent

Welsh maybe considering the proximity, but not Irish

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>>73339253

had a pic to post but it didn't come out right

>>73339448
>A+

FOY

YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY

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Having a few elbow-benders in the 'den

wanna read finance and law at oxford lads

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>>73339380
Same 2bh

I'm here to talk to Scots and Irish

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>nobody wants you because you're a brit

>>73339499
Good plan

>>73339468
t. Bruce Bentner

>>73339489
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

>>73339520
nobody wants me because i'm ugly

>>73339523
yeah I should start studying right now if I want to do that

>>73339520
Nah cuz you're a fucking nonce

>>73339495
wish i had a friend to drink with in their back garden and talk about stuff with

Highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

kek just found out that migrants literally just get a train into germany without any checks or anything

hahahahahah germany

>>73339484
FLIPPY FLOPPY WOPPY

only 3 people have told me i'm handsome:
1. my mum
2. a middle aged alcoholic woman i gave £2 to outside bargain booze
3. a gay schizophrenic man when i was on a section

wish i wasn't an ugly pasty brit baby

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What does this say?

>>73339560
>highway
FOY

>>73339571
For me it's
1. My grandmother
2. Some random old woman on a plane
3. A few black women

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>>73339506

why didn't you yanks just pay your damn taxes

>>73339220
Same their are only about 25 million nordic people in the world and they're going to mix with Africans and Arabs.

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>>73339532
The two people who made you were likely ugly then too, but they found someone.

More likely ur just shy :3

>>73339571
the priest told me i would make an handsome altar boy when i was a child

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>>73339276
>House all for myself
>"Hehe, feeling like doing something special ;) ?"
>"No I'm tired today"
>She Didnt even remember it was our anniversary today

What do I do when she wake up lads?. Fuck her or fuck her up?.

Pretty pissed desu, more since I've been losing weight for this day.

lads i don't know if you noticed it but i've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch

only ever been told I'm either very handsome or very ugly

>>73339615
shan't be doing that nige ol' bloke

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LADS

We must arm the moderate ISIS members to free the children of Syria from Assad's tyranny!

>>73339495
Can I split a few with you?

>>73338744
Really doesn't surprise me, especially the women

>>73339617
I'm 6'8", gaunt and have a massive nose

nothing like my parents

Can you imagine being three+ generations deep in the melting pot that is the USA. Having never travelled outside of it in your life. Literally the closest cultural relevance you have to the origin of your ancestors is some new yourk italiano pizzera or O'Rileys """"""""Irish Tavern""""""""" in the irrelevant city, 180 miles outside your even more irrelevant suburb. And STILL referring to yourself as "Irish" or "Italian"? Can you imagine?

Such is yank life

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>>73339649
You could be a model then

>>73339582
ooh, aren't you clever?
you smarmy CUNT

>>73339571
haha ive been called literally so many times

i've had a mental breakdown since then tho and look shit

>>73339690
too short

>>73339615
Tea is for homos anyway

>>73339665
We are pretty ugly, especially the women, but they all think theyre really pretty.
Although i personally think i look quite good

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anocracy

>An anocracy is a government regime featuring inherent qualities of political instability and ineffectiveness, as well as an "incoherent mix of democratic and autocratic traits and practices".

Who /anocratist/ here?

>>73339654
>KANEDAAA

>>73339654
>bed is in kitchen

jesus wept

nobody has ever told me I'm handsome because it's not true

i often get asked if I'm half Italian or French lads, not sure why

(im not)

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>he's here

>>73339712
British women are qt in a wholesome sort of way. Well, the posh and middle class ones at least. Chavettes are pretty grim. That's the class system for you.

(((beto))) is here

>>73338744
I'm not complaining desu

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>>73338900

>>73339556
>>73339655
Pop round lads

>>73339747
>>73339756
He linked someone in his post, so it's probably not him

>>73339746
get accused of being slavic constantly

>>73339746
post your face

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>>73339774
On my way

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>>73339675
>6'8

Wow jelly

>>73339751
I'm upper middle, they generally look quite good but not as good as they think they look, but as you go down classes the faces get worse, chebs stay the same though, weird.

>>73339787
alri phimo

>>73339792
doxxable

>>73339648
If you ever kill that liam bitch I'll show you where the ocean is

>>73338744
Is it free to submit your entry to that site? I'd like to try just to see if I'm considered attractive

>>73339746
People often think I'm either American, Canadian or Australian

I'm actually Scottish...

>>73339571
nobody's ever said I'm handsome because I'm not a fucking yank

FOY

>>73339769
Lmfao

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do you think girls get annoyed by the constant subtle juggling and movement of their tits?

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>>73339826
Canada was built by the Scots.

Chilli on the go tbqh

>>73339827
There is bear cum, there is bear cum!

Not the right webm but that's what came to mind

People often mistake me for being for Irish when I'm actually human

>>73339855
yes, hence bras

>>73339826
GOOD post
made me laff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qArvBdHkJA

haha this reminded me of /brit/

>>73339769
why is this woman always posted here

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>>73339693

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me

>>73339827
nice goal. dont now why we only play world class 10% of the time.

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>>73339827
You now remember Zlatan's bicycle kick over Hart to put Sweden up 4-0

Lads the only people that have told me I'm attractive are;

My mum
My fiancée
My gay barber

>>73339855
i don't mind when my gut jiggles as i move

>>73339857
Very true lad

Someone suggested an independent Scotland should join Canada, I wouldn't oppose that

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>>73339871
>those chinky eyes

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>>73339438
he used the force tb h

Anybody else just randomly blurt out things without thinking, I've been doing it for awhile, but recently its worryingly been things like "I wanna die" or "I fucking hate myself". Its really annoying, I think I might be going crazy

>>73339871
me having the stroke

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This image comes to mind every time a rorke mouths off ignorantly

imagine an elderly person finding out about this weird tumblr gender shite

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>>73339774
on my way

>>73339933
>england could possibly have a land border with canada
perish the thought

>>73339959
I thought that was normal

*becomes the 51st state*

>>73339959
stop being 15 years old

>>73339959
In private?

All the time. It's v common among the insecure

Recommend me some good quality instagram slags

>>73339966
>bill nye the reddit guy

>>73339926
>My fiancée
jog on normie

any non family members ever compared you to a celebrity? In the past year I've been compared to Nicholas Hoult, a young Kyle MacLachlan and Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

odd variety

>>73339937
made any attempts to remove that hideous mop yet?

>>73339959
yeah but its usually singing a line from a song

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Me on the left

>>73339959
THIS
mostly it's just FUCK OFF or KILL YOURSELF (I'm talking to myself)

I do it instinctively when I think about cringey things I've done in the past

>campaigning for a referendum to gain independence from the United Kingdom so you can give it straight back to the EU

howling

>>73339966
*looks at the race section on my census form*
*waves at them*
umm sweeties??? hello????

>>73340005
your mum lmao

>>73340005
2cheekzback

>>73339966
Bill Nye the mechanical engineering guy

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>>73338744
>implying we wouldn't rank just as bad

>>73340018
Yeah, i'm wearing my hat again.

>>73339959
I do that all the time

got a gf and it was "I love her" for a bit, quite disturbing because I'm pretty sure I don't

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>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah if I could like just go live in Downton Abbey I totally would haha

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>>73340005
demirosemawby

>>73339959
When I think of a cringewrothy memory (a lot 2bh) I usually start fucking swearing in Quebecanese

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>>73339827
TAKE A BOW SAN TAKE A FACKIN BOW

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>>73339966
Fuck off reddit

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>>73339923
beats me lad.

a good deal of people have said I'm attractive but I'm still useless with the lasses

>>73340066
Ginger women are top notch mane
Ginger men are pretty ugly senpai

>>73340005
Cherubesque
Pinghue
Irenenoren

>>73340032
The Scots are smart. They see the backwards little Englander mentality spreading, and sensibly they're moving to keep their prosperity. If i were them I'd do the same, flee the sinking ship.

>>73340023
/Ahrar al Sham/

>>73340014
had robert pattinson and brandon urie but i'm actually quite ugly

>>73338796
Bad weather I imagine.

>>73339959
>>73340025
i do this constantly too, even in public when my mind wont stop cycling through memories
i think it might be related to ocd

>>73340014
I always get Nicholas Hoult too

Super Male Vitality & chill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg

>>73340075
So, what to say next in order to have sex?

is it warm?
my PC is running very hot

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was in a taxi earlier

Why the fuck would a quebecoi cunt post here?

Double JF

>>73340075
had to deal with similar fucking runts when I went to Canada

honestly the lies I was spinning, told all sorts - that I'm 12th line to the throne, that I live in one of those big stately homes, that I work for MI5

dozy cows lapped it up

>>73339966
well, that explains skin colour at least. what about muscle structure, bone formation, brain function. what about the noticable difference in various abilities among different races? and given that he literally just noted that there are differences in physical attributes through evolution among races, he's really contradicting himself. also, half of it is fantastical nonsense.

>stardust
>a pale bue dot
>vastness of space

Hmmm yes, science.

>>73340103
Jesus fucking Christ this guys an obvious racist why would anything he says be credible???

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>>73340151
mine is cool as a cucumber

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>you will never be a brown job with 10 years to go in the RLI

>>73340160
i dont get it

>>73340148
make up some bullshit about going to stay in your uncle's manor when you were young or some shit, make them think you're an aristocrat

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>>73340005
https://www.instagram.com/helga_model/?hl=en

>>73340204
>asking what his job is when he's driving a taxi, then getting embarrassed about it

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>>73340184
>that I'm 12th line to the throne, that I live in one of those big stately homes, that I work for MI5
HOWLING

>>73340204
>irish reading comprehension

>>73340014
in year 7 I got andrei arshavin alot, its funny how they never picked up on the arse shavin joke. Bit of a missed opportunity.

Massive storm outside lads.

Thunder, lightening. Sucks to be alone times like this.

>>73340239
yeah thats the fucking point of the tweet you fucking mong

Moved back in with the parents so I can save money for my wedding and my parents still charge me rent

K I L L
A L L
B O O M E R S

>>73340249
Why? Thunder storms are maximum comfyness.

>>73340206
My family were once, well at least one side was.
At least i'm upper middle, maybe i should talk about boarding school?

>>73340268
This CAN'T be a man

>>73340249
>tfw no bird who's scared of thunderstorms to wrap my big arms around and comfort

>>73340256
imagine having parents that dont love you lmao

21 and never been charged rent once by mummy and daddy

>>73340253
Good thing he was replying to someone who asked what the point of the tweet was then useless fuckwit

>>73340256
ummm, its not rent sweetie, its 'board'

rent makes it sound so harsh xx

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english rednecks

>>73340253
he was explaining you absolute fucking spastic

>>73340283
That could work too, make sure you have some anecdote about a funny housemaster or something though, don't just ramble autistically

>>73340181
why was he going to the mountains?

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>>73340014
paul potts

>>73340268
aaaaaaarghhh willy stop iittt

>>73340268
this is what thailad does all the time

*goes on truly monumental anti-semitic rant the type the world has never seen before and, god-willing, will likely never see again*

*captain planet outro theme plays*

>>73340256
>his parents are boomers
literal grandad

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Fake tough guy

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>>73340014
Giroud

got a funnily shaped nose from the amount of times it's been punched

>>73340249
stand at the window with a cold drink and watch the storm, very satisfying

Having sex is hard but kissing a girl is pretty easy when you think about it, just go in for it, even if she turns you away you still got some

I don't look like any celebrities
t.mong

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the oneitis is escalating things

COULD WELL BE IN LADS

>>73340014
people in school used to all call me mark selby

watching kong: skull island and /my girl/ brie just showed up. she's a photographer :3
proud of her desu

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Lass on BBC Sportsday seems like she'd be a tiger in the sack. Would dick her good

>>73340256
>>73340300
This. I'm living in Aus atm travelling and I haven't worked since I was 20 (22 now). Mum already offered to give me a hand with money if I needed it (I said no but it's nice to be offered).

>>73340184
did you get any action out of it?

>>73340376
>just sexually assault women
>noneed to seek consent first
>not like that matters since at least it's easier than sex for yiu

>>73340375
It's 5am in autumn lad I can't see shit for another 2 hours.

>>73340365
who is this semen demon

>>73340363
binny bones :DD

For me, it's Joe Cole

>>73340401
not about to share MY girl brie with the likes of you

>>73340316
I dont know if i would want to tell them about half the stuff that went on.
My best story concerns a highly aggressive autist

parents used to pay my rent for me haha

>>73340256
Fuck that's harsh i bet my parents would let me live with them forever desu

only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

>>73340365
Please
PLEASE
Have a dick!

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>Would dick her good

>>73340316
I once chatted up a girl by talking about Epicurus

>>73340488
nonce

>>73340181
This penguin is the coolest animal ever, kinda reminds me of myself. One day I will find him in the mountains and we will build our own isolated mountain settlement formed of our offspring

>The entire public image and movement of atheism was completely btfo by funny hat memes in the course of about a year
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'

>>73340415
yeah, I'm a proper sperg back home but it's like I was a different person out there. Once you get a few words out and they hear your accent it's basically a done deal

1. Ashley
2. Andy
3. Joe
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.
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9001. Carlton

>>73340428
>consent for a kiss
m8 even your typical feminazi thinks that's excessive

>>73340498
not how the gimmick is used

FOY

been sleep deprived every single day since the age of 14

>>73340431
no streetlights? if theres frequent enough lightning you dont even need light

>>73340542
you might have chronic fatigue syndrome

*risks it for a chocolate biscuits*

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>>73340535

>>73340542
haha same