/brit/

I DEMAND THAT THE """"GASSED"""" CHILDREN BE DELIVERED TO ME SO I CAN PERSONALLY CONDUCT AN AUTOPSY TO DETERMINE THE CAUSE OF DEATH

IF THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN, IT WAS A FALSE FLAG BY (((YOU KNOW WHO)))

reading the turner diaries

Is this a Brit only thread?

Anime

>>73334578
sounds like fun why don't you join them

Have you made your bets lad?

So lonely. You lads are my only friends.

mdma is so much better than coke it isnt even funny

AND IT'S CHEAPER

COULDN'T FABRICATE

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

Just unirinically cancelled my lib dem membership

need a bf lads

>>73334680
Why didn't they just keep the column and put an Irish hero on it? That way they keep the nice looking thing and reclaim it for Ireland.

This is a friendly reminder that at this moment, Trump could be impeached, even without the Russia investigation complete.
He is violating the emoluments clause of the Constitution, and if the Republicans were not spineless partisan hacks, they could start impeachment proceedings.

>>73334137
yes

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*Screams at you*

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>>73334755
>i will NEVER be as comfy as a cat

>>73334691
what's wrong with that?

should I have a beer?

might have a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNIr2GpGexw

*hits blunt*
*steps into the thread*

Investigate 9/11

*moonwalks away*

if I could get reincarnated I would be a qt girl's cat

Im going to do everything within my power to bring Rokkos basilisk to this world, fuck this gay earth, I wanna see it burn

gf just told me I hurt her fanny the first few times we had sex because on account of my rather large cock haha

feeling less embarrassed by it now

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Find a flaw, I submit that you can not.

>>73334790
What I love is that he clearly loves music and is fascinated by it.

>>73334803
alri alcky

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Mili-Band ahahahaha

>>73334811
Aren't those Christians in Pakistan?

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the goal

>>73334828
isn't sitting on my face

i've met this guy IRL, gave me the creeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_VS4d4ofAs

>>73334725
paranoid of dying from a bad reaction to mdma lol. spose I could do coke

>>73334775
Reckon this is how they made him bomb desu, they just straight up said "Do this, or we impeach you, simple".

Cannot believe /pol/ thought someone as easily manipulated as Trump would survive politics, they're going to chew him up and spit out the bones when they're done.

I was in a taxi going to work Friday and the cunt asked "so what is it you do?" I replied "I work in a bank mate, what about you"

ffs just let me out here mate ill walk it

>>73334807
Exceptional post

>>73334821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZgcEQIeEE

>>73334839
Wish Ed became prime minister, he wouldn't have Brexited and would have saved us from the radical Tories.

>>73334853
yeah he's a proper fucking freak

>>73334827
what's sex like and what's it like having a big dick

wish I lived alone but it isn't viable in Sydney

>>73334871
>>73334807
samefag, shit post, foy off

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>>73334827
>tfw she told me to go deeper the first time and i was out of dick

>France LITERALLY had communists in government during the 80's

I mean WHAT the fuck. That was the era of neocon domination for us and many frogs legit supported communism.
Continentals are weird.

>>73334828

>yoga pants

truly the most evil of satans inventions
raise men's standards way too high and make disgusting fat whore arse passable

wish i was allergic to oxygen

>>73334827
>>73334911
Jog on normies

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>>73334874
1000 years of tory rule

>>73334908
'sheed

>>73334874
well maybe he should have learned to eat a bacon sandwich properly

>>73334853
lel I remember his videos from years back

truly terrible person

>>73334961
Exceptional post

Just put £2.50EW on Blaklion and £2.50EW on Vieux Lion Rouge

>>73334962
He was raised Jewish it is not fair to judge him by Goy standards.

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>yes Ed would make a great leader but he looks silly eating a sandwich
*votes tory*

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r/imaginarymaps is a pretty cool subreddit tbqh

love alternate history

I think I should've become a chef after sixth form rather than going to uni

>>73334985
lol, both of them will get taken out by donkey

/r/dataisbeautiful is one of the best subreddits

job opening to be Fred Nile's research assistant
might apply for it lads

>>73334985
Went for £5 outright on Vieux Lion Rouge, £2.50EW on Highland Lodge and £2.50EW on Ballynagour myself desu. Literally just picked the names at random, any time I try to actually look at form guides and shit like that they always fall on the first fucking jump anyway.

cannot fathom any job besides professional athlete being enjoyable

>>73335001
i think what you're describing is one of the symptoms of asperger's m8

no diss intended btw

https://www.yahoo.com/news/laser-weapons-edge-toward-us-military-065703854.html

i got depressed for about 5 seconds when they said they were invisible to the naked eye bc thats lame, but then i realized that because the with lasers powerful enough to damage things, there's surely a way to visualize it the way they do with infrared. if laser weapons are really common in the future, soldiers are going to have visors that let them see them, so they can see where they're getting hit from

this combined with the hyperloops being made by musk and that other company, and the mars trips are making me hyped

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>bolivia
literally why

>>73334917
still a massive ouiaboo no matter what desu

love it when my fellow redditors make pun threads or write the lyrics to well known songs together

>>73335055
maybe

>>73334998
Cant have a silly mong awkwardly pretending to be human as PM

Would have given labour more grounds to win than anything to do with facts, if we would recall what blair and brown did with our national debt...

Business idea: smuggle aftermarket and reproduction parts for 50's American cars to Cuba (where 50's cars are very popular and importing parts is illegal)

>>73334985
£5.00 on One for Arthur

I swear to God if he comes 2nd I'm going to neck myself. It would be the 5th year in a row it happens.

>>73335040
art curator

>>73335001
>alternate history
cannot think of a more pointless pastime

Ahh yes, the hottest day of the year and I'm sat inside on /brit/, very good

>>73335040
quit enjoy my job desu
can even work remote if i want

>>73335001

Bet its mostly people posting ebin grossgermanicums desu

>>73335064
Bolivia is led by an anti-imperialist socialist

>>73335061
I'm just excited for the Race War

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Alri lads

>>73335040
professional athlete would be hell, you'd have to get up at like 4 in the morning to train every day and you wouldn't have long-term job security as your body would start to fail you in your mid-late 30s

>>73335001
Alternate maps are the lowest form of alternate history
Alt-history is useful because it can help understand the causes and factors behind things happening as they did. so for example if you want to say 'what if Germany conquered Britain' you then say 'how?' This lets you examine the factors that led to a German defeat from another perspective
Map autism is not that

>>73335127
why do you know that

>>73335064
you got a fucking problem

>>73335102
it's fun

>>73335126
nah, they tend to get mocked, even on paradoxplaza

got to write 8,000 words in 8 days and I've just cracked open the vodka lmao

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/08/ed-mili-band-ed-miliband-turns-popstar-hilarious-channel-4-skit/

love ed

Wish we'd drop some bigger bombs and not to have to pretend to care about that scum region anymore 2bh

wish napoleon won

>>73335153
idiot

didn't see there'd been a new LOL

>sunny day
>girls everywhere wearing daisy-dukes and obviously see-through yoga pants

I don't get it lads. they bang on endlessly about objectification etc, yet at the first opportunity they objectify the ever-living fuck out of themselves

>>73335153
Absolute sponge

Just put a grand on Young Master

*kisses you*

>>73335040
I reckon athletes get quite depressed in their later years
> hmm, what have I done with my life... what have I contributed to the world...
> well... I jumped over hoops for a couple of decades...

>>73335189
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>73335189
that's not the same thing you utter mongoloid

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dad's acting up again

>>73335179
+1

>>73335200
>sponge
please don't use this word negatively

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>>73335064
redpilled

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>tfw remembering bad memories

>>73335189

>wanting to look nice is objectifying themselves

ah yes. the mind of a brainlet

face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck

>>73335182
>>73335200
are you the head of department? no? then FUCK OFF

hoho
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39537439

>>73335234
bit gay

>>73335189
Stop sexualising half naked women.

>>73335189
they want people to look, just not you :)

>>73335132
oh cool is that like where rival gangs race on tuned mag-lev hayabusa's in shibuya while they fire hand laser guns at each other trying to disrupt the other's navigation system or something?

>>73335225
What happened la?

>>73335204
that can usually be rationalised; you made people happy while doing it and probably inspired a few kids to not be fat cunts

>>73335145
they can help bring alt history to life

>>73335147
>labor
FOY

>>73335189

I get self-conscious wearing tight fitting shirts

baffles me how girls can wear mini skirts and yoga pants and think nothing of.

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>>73335225
>tfw still making bad memories

>>73335238
kek

Went out this morning and there was a bloke sitting next to a sand sculpture of a dog in the market place

just went out now and he's still there sat next to the EXACT SAME DOG, looking as though he's trying to add the finishing touches to it lmao

what a scam, should've kicked some sand in his face but I'm an autistic beta

>>73335238
oh le no

I, for one, am all for more half naked women in my community.

*locks the missus in the basement*

>>73335263
but you're a guy???

>>73335263
girls are never virgins so they have confidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csnR6Yzog8I

this video gets my cat every time
she gets so confused by the miaowing

>>73334839
wish corbyn even had 10% of the meme potential as ed desu

why do girls have to be humans that poo and wee and continue to exist after you cum

why can't they just be fairies that appear every once in a while to collect your sperm

>>73335263
takes so much courage just to be a woman

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>>73335255
I told my gf nothing she could say would hurt me and she told me I have a small dick and I started crying.

>>73335189
Have you personally witnessed these women say that?

>>73335257
I suppose that's what they'll have to be happy with, but it's still a bit airy fairy

All lives matter

*turns away refugees*

i just can't get you out of my head

boy your loving is all i think about

>>73335299
just fuck your pillow
the sperm fairy will collect it by time you've woken up in the morning

Reminder that if you haven't got a bet on the national then you're a paki

Praying for One for Arthur

bout to head out to the gym lads, doing
chinups: 6x3, 2x2 @ +25lbs
deadlift: 1x3 @ 360lbs, 1x3 @ 365lbs

anyone else lifting today?
>>73335318
>tfw see people with this saved as the filename i gave it

I AM AN AMERICAN INDIAN
MY TRIBE IS CHEROKEE
MY FOREFATHERS LOVED THIS LAND
AND LEFT IT HERE FOR ME

leftypol truly is bizarre and fascinating to me

takes a real special kind of person to reject the plentiful leftist communities available to you all across the internet and irl- be it reddit, tumblr, facebook, twitter, leftist forums, universities, youtube, whatever. they're all over the place.
and instead choose to forge a community on a chan where you're surrounded by right-wingers.

>>73335299
inorite?

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>>73335318

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>>73335318

>>73335263
gf has anxiety and is sometimes even more socially awkward than I am yet she goes around in arse-hugging shorts all the time

not complaining of course but it makes you think

how many horses will die in this race then?

>>73335180
same

>>73335203
*blushes*

listening to the grand national with the sound off because I don't want to know if my horse has fallen

>>73335292

yea whats ya point

all lives may matter, but mine matters way more to me than yours.

>betting
degenerate
>horse races
also degenerate
>betting ON horse races
EXTREMELY degenerate

>>73335189
They want fit lads to objectify them, not you mate

Sorry to break it to you like this x

>>73335263

they love the attention. subconsciously they're trying to attract good quality semen.

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christ ed's gone downhill

WE'RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73335347
>anyone else lifting today?
no
>1x3
don't know anything about lifting but that doesn't seem like much at all. shouldn't you be doing more reps

>>73335376
hmm... *brain expands* hmm...
*puzzle pieces fall into place*
yes ... that's it...
*neurons align and fire at once*
your gf is a total sket with """"""social anxiety""""""

really made me think

*whacks on some kylie minogue and does a dance in /brit/ lounge with my sparkly shorts and high heels*

enjoy boys x

>>73335390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUu1qM07M70

Reckon people that poo less than twice a day don't eat the recommended amount of fibre

I'm a vegetarian and I genuinely don't give a shit if a few horses die each year during the national. They're only animals for fuck's sake, care about something more important

just bet 10 grand on the slowest horse

>>73335453

kek

my life is worth more than all of yours tbqh

>>73335393
it's the norm for girls to dress like sluts, whereas people will just assume you're a bender nonce if you wear tight clothes

Horse is ded already ;_;

>>73335376
>women
>having anxiety

irrelevant. a woman can be a nervous wreck and still get a bf

meanwhile a man with anxiety will never get a gf

>>73335357
Isn't there like 5 users of that website? It seems extremely slow and like every other post on there was /pol/ making helicopter jokes. I guess it's simply a place for leftists who like chan humour.

>>73335464
I just do one massive poo a day.

>>73335453
roaring

>>73335347
Nah, been 4 times this week already lad x

What's your weekly gym routine like?

>>73335452
Not in deadlifting.

>>73335347
needs more of literally everything

>>73335491
met my current gf when I used to have several panic attacks per week and she used to cuddle me and bring me water

>>73335363
It did.

She said "you have a small dick" and I was like ahha, yeah nice try. But then she was like, "no seriously it's well below average, you do know that right?" And I was like" yeah, I know". And she was like "ok, well I thought you might not since you act like you think it's bigger".

And then all my insecurities just went mental and I ended up crying quite a bit.

>>73335263
>I get self-conscious wearing tight fitting shirts
because you're either fat or dyel

>>73335498
let me guess, you went to pl

>>73335499
was this post it? hahaha what am I like x

>>73335521
>Not in deadlifting.
then what's the point? is it just for show?

>>73335526
how did you meet her?

>>73335464
You're not meant to poo twice a day

>>73335534
I don't know it was a long time ago I went there when /pol/ said those shitty Hillary pepes were coming from there. (they very well may have but I helped make some teehee)

>>73335529
wtf good ide

>>73335464

I've been eating brown bread for a week and my shits are flying out
still only once a day though

Is 7 inches big?

>>73335347
lifted yesterday, axle clean and press up to 110kg and cleaned 120. double overhand deadlifts up to 200kg
3x8 pullups to finish along with some rear delt work

People NOT welcome in Brit:
>racists
>homophobes
>brexitmongs
>radical centrists
>fascists
>daily mailer or sun readers

People who ARE welcome in Brit:
>People of colour
>Green voters
>People of all nations
>European federalists
>Reddit posters
>Jeremy Corbyn

>>73333333

very nice day lads. Went for a run in the park then sat in the sun drinking VERY nice beer at Brixton brewery tbqh

Back from work, fucked up some more

I wonder why I'm so incompetent?

Saw a fat guy wearing that top me and the lesbo from work owns

>>73335347
Not being rude but why are you doing two sets of triples when you can't even lift 4 plate? The weight isn't heavy enough for it to fry your CNS if you do more volume

>>73335574
met her on my uni course

women cannot suffer depression or anxiety

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>>73335555
wew

refuse to watch horses dying for sport

>>73335611
Lot of people out in the sun today

Saw a lot of interracial couples and friends

>>73335574
How much fibre do you eat? I have 30g+ a day which is the recommended amount

>>73335574
>then what's the point? is it just for show?
deadlifts are pretty taxing, you generally only do a couple of low-rep sets with as heavy as you can go
you can do high volume deadlifts but it's fucking knackering. The most volume I've done was 3x10 with 180kg and it was horrible

>>73335630
you're an autistic virgin who has never known a single woman

>>73335491
Not true.

Sex, and friends with benefits, sure. But a long-term bf willing to put up with her shite? Much less likely.

>>73335597

7 inches of what

>>73335480
just the fact that every male is either overtly or covertly staring seems so daunting. I guess they know they're being sexualised so they have no choice but to embrace it

>>73335607
People NOT welcome in /Brit/:
(you)
the pakis
the Irish

People who ARE welcome in /Brit/:
Everyone else

>>73335607
>brexitmongs
>Jeremy Corbyn
uhm, how can he be not welcome and welcome at the same time?

>tfw was finally arsed enough to google what 'leftypol' was

and moving on...

business idea: instead of horse racing, race slower animals so the race is closer and more tense

>>73335357
Except leftypol are literal hardline communists and places like reddit aren't you retarded cunt. Also they're still edgy pricks who liek to spew the words nigger and faggot, which aren't accepted on most leftist sites.

I have an extremely average (or even slightly below average) penis but the gf often says she wants my "massive cock" and it's a bit embarrassing desu, we know it's not massive darling

>>73335642
She was very socially inept so that makes sense.

just got told im not welcome, will change my name and keep posting though aha

>>73335665
t. hangs out with ugly bottom quintile tier women

>>73335530
how big?

>>73335574
>>73335499
>>73335588
>poolets

>>73335607
>>radical centrists
Cheeky cunt

>>73335668
.....dick

New: >>73335707.

when does the mdma hangover kick in

>>73335600
Is that a push press or strict? If it's strict that's mad

>>73335717
No I'm an autistic virgin who doesn't hang out with anyone actually - I know one when I see one

>>73335665
Good post

>>73335717
t. Permavirgin

>>73335533
Seeing lads who are buff wearing tight fitting tops is the definition of low class runt. Patrician tier is being big and wearing baggy jumpers.

friend of mine's started saying cide' for cider
/brit/ has made me giggle at 'cide, so sadly my friend thinks I'm finding his obnoxiousness funny and is continuing to do it

>>73335624
lucky

>>73335661
no idea, don't keep track of what i eat so long as i maintain my weight

>>73335726
fatty

>>73335759
push unfortunately
my best strict is 90

>>73335691
here too, the head of it was actually an aussie until a few months ago

LETS DANCE TO JOY DIVISION

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there's nothing sexier than a muslim girl pretending to be modest and proper when really she's a sex crazed fuck doll

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The much and indeed most beloved gf

>>73335533
thats the thing. I'm actually in very good shape and go to the gym autistically. yet I can't feel comfortable even wearing a singlet in public

Post some good posts lads. Preferably tales about deano and his boys

>>73335819
Only if we can celebrate the irony

>>73335665

t. roastie

>>73335144
they have like 3 hour work days

>>73335794
>summer
>better wear a baggy jumper just in case people think I'm being a cunt

>>73335824
ah yes I miss the paki gf who I was with in the first year of uni

>>73335819
>2017
>ironically dancing to joy division

Runt

>>73335839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6TZrhC6MHU

rip paul walker

Who /Hearthstone/ here?

I bought some packs with real money since I have a job now

>>73335824
They all are smug sluts but won't fuck anyone but Paki's

Easy to manipulate, they're desperate for bfs

don't know if my bookie pays out top 4 or 3, don't want to go back looking like a mug

only autists and deanorunts go the gym

I shit 3x a day because I eat oats and am not some weak small shithead

>>73335725
4.5 inches

Ahhhh the alcohol is kicking in

the anxiety is falling away

ONE FOR ARTHUR WON!

I DID IT BRIT!


I WON A BET FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 5 YEARS!

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AROOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxplVYIN1Fc

>buy £2 scratch card dahn the local paki shop
>win £40

ahh, yes

Woman are all automatons. There's nothing to them, empty heads, empty lives.

>>73335875
was she a muzzie?

>men
>actually feeling sadness
Hahaha like just go out and win an Oscar, become a CEO or something you beta cunts

>>73335085
Well done lad

>>73335882
aha noice one deano my boooooy

>>73335885
this expansion is shit
rogue is horrible to play against and will just encourage quick aggro decks or horrible control decks to counter it
and most of the other quests are shit and will just waste your time

>>73335866
>300 hour work days
ftfy

don't understand american tacos

its a bunch of lettuce, salsa and beef in an oversized fucking dorito. like WTF? is that not like replacing the flatbread of a kebab with a fucking poppadom? how does the whole thing not fall apart in their hand??

> The grand national
what class of people pay attention to this? Because I'm not sure I even knew it existed before I came to /brit/

>>73335908

scratchcards are for underclass povvos

got a 7x5 inch cock but also raging yellow fever

I suppose you could say... anglo'd

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>Woman are all automatons. There's nothing to them, empty heads, empty lives.

>>73335942
sheltered middle class ponce you are

>>73335870
There's nothing wrong with t shirts, as long as they aren't extremely tight.

>>73335916
her family were but she was basically agnostic/atheist

>>73335942
pseudo middle class

>hur dur hur womyn being objectified

m8 they just wear whatever is fashionable.

>>73335942
It's casual day in the bookies.People who've never bet in their lives can go in and proudly stick a tenner on the favourite, even take their kids with them

>>73335961
ahh so it's an underclass thing then, thank you

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How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

https://youtu.be/nuZn8iVQbSc

>>73335942

mixture of upper class and working class runts

>>73335247
idk, im expecting it all to be drones at first , after that just serbian style ethnic cleansing mixed with Stalingrad

>>73335942
baby boomers and generation x from the underclass. often the patriarchs of council estates. they LARP as gangster bosses

>>73335942
Weirdly, lower class and upper class but not middle class.

>>73335936
Taunt Warrior seems fun

Playing arena right now though, I want to get a few more packs to expire my legendary pity counter

>>73335942
today is like christmas for deanos

>>73335985
who the fuck posts this shit

>>73335956
pics

>>73335959
This is generally true though

more like the grand national socialism, because bloodmouths treat livestock like the holocaust..

>>73335917
Women can literally walk up to any single man of the same general attractiveness as her and he will have sex with her.

The benefits for self-esteem and general well-being must be enormous.

>>73335942
The irish

t.irishman

>>73335975
you're the biggest misogynist on /brit/ you twat

>>73335975
Good post

You understand women unlike most of the thread

well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.

>>73335983
wtf i love london now

>>73336016
Post pics poley, we want to know how you're getting on

xx

AMER
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Will you give a libdem a home this summer?

>>73336071
while you're doing that can you tell my past self to do a degree in history rather than electronic engineering
cheers

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>>73336030

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>>73336105

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer

>>73336123
wonder what happened to matt, havent seen him in a while
hopefully offed himself haha

>>73336061
>>73335975

just need Thainonce here and the unholy trinity is complete

THAAINONCEEEEEEEEEE

>>73336105
pronounced "arrrrrr murrrrrr"

for some reason

you know what? I proper love camp gay blokes. Not like that but they're fucking funny

>>73335983
prefer Liverpool to London tbf

>>73336155
Couldn't hack the hate

>>73336123
>no porridge or pooey lynx lad

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>>73336120
>tfw studying history
>tfw never had a job
>tfw got nothing lined up after i graduate

dont care

>>73336148
>Deano you go first

howling

>>73336127
t. fucking loser who spends time writing about obliterated bollocks

>>73336052
Men can easily get women above their league. Literally just look at an ugly actors partner, and then look at an ugly actresses partner.

>>73336092
Don't have access to a good quality camera

>>73336164
Ah-mur

It ends in "er"

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>>73336198

>>73336123
>implying the commie isnt a manlet

>>73336167
My boss is a bitchy gay bloke and he's pretty funny, I know what you mean.

Nue:
>>73336227
>>73336227
>>73336227

>>73336188
>>73336188

>>73336123
the tranny runt
190 runt
thailad
kev
tim

who's the lad in the kpop shirt

Got a Liverpool FC keychain with my keys to our shop

They any good?

>>73336192
yes
but at least I'd have a degree

dropped out of electronic engineering because I'm a mong

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>>73336148
Why do these make me laugh so much for fucks sakes

>>73336213
>easily
>dude just be rich and successful lmao

>>73336213
talking such bollocks

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Don't Let The Memes Be Dreams

>>73335951

bit like your mum

>>73335942

are you even british?

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>>73336248
ludders