/brit/

doing a *burp* poo morty

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reminder: you will NEVER have a pretty gf

FLUBALUBADUBDUB

WOOO

If tomorrow the British government decided to do a chemical weapons attack on Milton Keynes what would be the repercussions

Asking for a friend

>>73332915
overrated show

bad company lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZZRrWxAN8

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Non-yank reddit autism edition

>>73333012
>>73333012
>>73333012

>>73333011
honestly the best animated show in the past decade

absolute state of the guy in the last thread that had hull to draw away to man city

>>73333008
labour would drop 2 points in the next icm poll

>>73332967
Na, sarin fucks you right up. Muscles start spasming, paralysis kicks in, you start suffocating and on top of all that, you start pissing and shitting yourself. Probably as a result of the spasming/paralysis.

>>73333025
>threadsplitting retard
fuck off

>>73333008
t. British government

>>73333025
threadsplitting is the ultimate autism 2bh
people forget about the OP after 10 posts anyway

>>73332915

more like REDDIT and morty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861f18VN6zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861f18VN6zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861f18VN6zI

the anthem of /brit/

>>73333025
*uses chemical weapons on you*

>>73333035
Futurama was infinitely better

>>73333016
>They're good at fighting
have you actually seen 3rd worlders in combat?
they're fucking absolute garbage

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bought one of these.

>>73332997
Looks like a prossie I used to visit frequently

>>73333073
idpol?

>>73333083
could have done without the post-cancellation seasons though
there were 0 (zero) bad episodes up to that point

>>73333105
is it fast

>>73333065
Business idea: no editions and stock /brit/ thread images strictly enforced by the janny to stop people thread splitting

>>73333083
the last good futurama episode was like 13 years ago

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

>>73333018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQc9PjpZsk

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THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE...when we ride on our enemies

*fart*
u-uh *burp*
*pop culture reference from the 90s*

Why are there so many coffee autists here? Just drink instant you fucking woman

>>73333157
fucking belter of a game

fart burp unicorns morty !!!! get 2 da choppa !!!!!1morty unicorns bacon

>>73333042
Not that mong but PRAYING Huddersfield stage a comeback

wonder what it was like to live in nazi-occupied france before d-day

>>73333137
mm don't like this
what next? a wall of text with """helpful""" links and a link to the old thread?

>>73333184
I don't like coffee that much but I can tell how much better filter coffee is than instant
instant coffee is liquid AIDS

>>73333137
11. Scamper off you junkie!

>>73333052
>you start pissing and shitting yourself. Probably as a result of the spasming/paralysis.
That's not why you start pissing and shitting yourself.

watching rick and morty and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me

thinking of pizza

>>73333193
>>73333176
don't think you've seen a rick and morty episode

Might order a dominos

i like rick and morty desu, they could stand to tone down the toilet humour though desu

>>73333234
BACON FART NARWHAL MORTY ..... FART BACON ......... FART

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in a bad spot

>>73333260
hope it persists

POO

remember when the US killed Osama but wouldn't show any photos of his corpse, claimed they dumped the body in the ocean and then half the SEAL team died in a crash
lmao

>>73333278
good post

Was just looking at the cheapest possible phones you can buy

>Phone with just basic phone functions
>£5 + have to buy £10 credit so basically £15

>Shit Android phone with 520mb ram, 3.5 inch screen, no 4g, Android 5.1 etc.
>£20

I know it wouldn't be great but didn't realise there were first hand smartphones that cheap

IN

alri

haven't made pizza in a while
don't order or buy 'zzas from the supermarket
not worth it
it's so nice making the shape with just your bare hands then spreading olive oil on the base and tomato sauce, a bit of salt, basil, drained mozz.

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h-here I go

>>73333303
the shit android would be so slow and shit that it will be 24/7 suffering

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>>73333333
marion

anime is shit

>>73333297
yeah mental how literally no major media outlet latched onto those facts

>>73333343
get fucked reddit

>>73333137
Make an OP like the /britfeel/ lads

>>73333297
everyone knows he died of kidney failure years beforehand

>>73333326
you can drain my bollocks if you'd like

>>73333232
order a cheeky one la

>>73333260
go on

>>73333359
what? thats literally what happened you idiot

everyone reported that

>>73333326
>no oregano
arrested for crimes against pizza

NEED the warmth and comfort of a woman lads

reddit tier post

>>73333500

>>73333276
really nasty thing to say

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>>73333377
ok but i am NOT making 'zza under these circumstances

>>73333423
yeah you're probably right, i was 16 and semi-lucid in 2011

You lads going on the pub crawl with beer garden lad?

>>73333441
thanks
why are you in a bad spot

>>73333428
single women over 35 need to be culled
same goes for virgin men above 21

why do pakis smell?

>>73333471
lel

>>73333224
You got BTFO in the last thread, don't bother dragging your autism into this one.

>>73333186
I miss it

time stopped around 2012 for me, 2013 just keeps getting replayed

spanking my own arse with the tv remote
not sure why but it feels decent

Literally no logic for Assad to gas his own people at this moment.

An absolute false flag to trick drumpf into overthrowing Assad

>>73333488
their diet has a lot of spices that cause a strong body odor and general lack of good hygenic practices

Real talk: Atlantic City is the GOAT Springsteen song

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c1_1491310028

sarin gas attack syria

the gf wants me to lick her bum

>>73333487
virgin men above 21 are all geniuses though

ever heard of isaac newton or nikola tesla?

>>73333333

>>73333525
hot
>billboard images
now i have to distinguish between street signs and billboards wtf

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sdoin boyos

>>73333575
they both went mental too

>>73333600
post turtleneck

Wouldn't dick the anchorwoman on BBC news right now if you paid me

>>73333600
cheer up t.mong

>>73333573
>not having done it already
that's why you gay

>>73333600
are you a slav or italian

>>73333415
>>73333482
its all come to a head

dodgy hairline, acne, NEET, kv, no mates

it wasn't meant to be like this. I was a god when I was 12

>>73333573
bender

>>73333608
genius and madness are two sides of the same coin, although true they probably could have done with getting their ends away at some point

Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started

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>when you spend more time in a foreign general than your own

>>73333569
i could make a more believable video with lego

>>73333499
You utterly fucking clueless, like all pakis are

>>73333667
pot kettle

>>73333600
Are you gay autistic Ozzy?

>>73333690
i was speaking for myself

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>>73333642
'n
>>73333613

wish the UK had trees

>>73333707
i thought you were making fun of yanks based on the filename

>>73333600

hello mate what ye do tonight

"Pakis" do not smell. However, a black colleague's aroma after a shower was a bit too much, and I'm gay.

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>when I have to interact with foreigners in my country's general on /int/ - International

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>i could make a more believable video with lego

>>73333722
there's a tree outside my house

>You must report treasure to the local coroner within 14 days of finding it.

>There’s an unlimited fine or up to 3 months in prison for not reporting treasure.

>>73333754
Pics

I can feel the misery coming on lads

going to have to run down and get alcohol before it hits

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>>73333667
>>73333735

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wew

>>73333693
no
>>73333738
played some Squad

>>73333735
>/brit/ is /brit/+/ausnz/
Nope. Never is and never will be. More Yanks and Leafs post here than Aussies too. Plus there's hardly any Kiwis on here.

>>73333600
post willy

Hypothesis: when someone resorts to crying "p-p-p-p-paki!" without any prior paki behaviour having been on display, he is in fact a paki that knows he's been BTFO

>>73333647
>dodgy hairline
there's always something you can do 2bh
>acne
can't relate ive never had bad skin
>NEET, kv, no mates
yeah thats no fun
>I was a god when I was 12
least you have that to remember

/brit/ is literally the redditest thread on this board

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>>73333808
Pretty much desu

>>73333808
This is a compliment desu

>>73333766
*Sees you*
*Reports you to the local coroner*

>>73333776
Despair when I see shitskins desperately trying to claim JFs are British.

>>73333808
its 1 stupid fucking yank who keeps posting this stupid reddit and morty shit here

>>73333793
fuck off sheed who made you /brit/ spokesperson

Literal Wizard here, taking questions and dispensing wisdom

>>73333776
poo

>>73333776
fuck off i'm not a pommy

>>73333779
what the fuck is this utter nonsense

>>73333780
Been seriously thinking of getting on Squad but I have no mates. Is it essential to join a group or could someone lonewolf it?

rick and morty? more like reddit and poor memes HAHAHA

What should I fap to?

>>73333835
kek

>>73333776
would normally get mad at being called a brit but in this circumstance i am okay with it

>>73333800
'sheed

>>73333847
she's melting because she's so happy at being referred to as someone's girl

>>73333788
multiple people from 4chan know my full name and facebook and I've had people recognise me irl from 4chan

>>73333808
*downvotes*

>>73333847
Proof that women deep down all want to be owned and possessed by men, despite all their feminist pretensions to the contrary

>>73333824
no, it isn't

>>73333808
what's your point Pedro jr?

>>73333788

dont mind turtle tbf. seems like a nice guy

wish ed and jordy came back

>>73333846
t. luigi 'turtlemong' de rossi

>>73333857
yourself in the mirror

>>73333780
>>73333848
what is squad

finland looks very yankish/canadian

>>73333836
This is /brit/. If you want a Brit + Aussie cross-general, then go make one and take those fucking boring thin-skinned shitposters with you, Ahmed.

Find it quite humorous how the candidate closest to challenging Le Penn is a lefty only coming close because he chamged his policies to lean slightly towards the roght becsuse its becoming more popular. Kinda just proves all politics is a sham

YE FOOKIN WANKSTEIN

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doing a bath

>>73333840
what r ur secrets

>>73333857
Makenna Blue

>>73333848
I don't have any friends that play it and it's fine
then again the Australian community is pretty tight knit so you play with the same people every time
heard yank and Euro servers are full of retards and team killers

>>73333914
Online army videogame where you go around building a base with pals and attack other bases, I think. Haven't played it but it looks good.

>>73333961
alri lisicki

>>73333966
Don't go outside

Alri lads

Enjoying Prague so far

Wasteman cold fucked off

>>73333961
are you disabled?

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sometimes i wish i had a different life

>>73333961
*turns your bones to sherbert with a late tackle in the penno box*

>>73333887
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>73333961
post fanny

>>73333600
gay pirate

Aussies complain about /balt/ & /ausnz yet never think to make their own general without the Baltictwats. Fucking dumb bastards.

>>73333779
uhhh...

>>73333918
youre on 4chan mate anyone can post anywhere they like /brit/ isn't your little safespace to le banter with the lad xDDDdd

don't reply to me r*ddit filth

>>73333998
I'd post in /ausnz/ tbqh

>>73334009
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>73333928
summin to talk about at least

>it ain't me starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

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very yankish country

>>73334009
t. Barberto Albosa

>>73333984
what are you there for

>smug, arrogant paki think he knows it all
>gets rekt
>goes into full damage control mode

Every fucking time.

>>73334009
do you like rick and morty

>>73333928
only do it when people are talking about dumb shit (i.e. yank politics)

>>73334040
just a cheeky little weekend trip

basically only have one day here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiEMU3UqmNs

does tim not realise that he can't play the piano

>>73333902
nothing but pure anglo-irish convict genes here pal

>>73334004
*upvotes*

>>73334018
me 2

>>73334004
>banter
>on /brit/

Fucking Hell, lad. Do you ever leave this place?

>>73333961
weird legs

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>>73333986
sometimes i wish i was never born
the other times i also wish i was never born

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Why do you hate romanians so much rorkes?

>>73334097
*blocks your path*
*hat posts*

hahaha #bantz

>>73334035
does look a bit like the rural midwest

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>>73334086
>2) the janny enforced the merge and would delete them

you're not welcome here r*dditurds
piss off

>>73334145
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>73334118
hahahahaha fucking pathetic pencil necked spineless little queg

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>>73334086
>the decent ones have already moved here
>decent ones

>>73333998
Why is /balt/ and /ausnz/ even a thing?

which runt decided to stick those countries together

>>73334157
dumass

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t. Roberto Mendoza

browsing the 'ddit

>>73333976
base building is for autists and 9 times out of 10 is a detriment to your team

>>73334132
ban assault cages from the cities

>>73333857
https://xhamster.com/movies/7374790/hot_tinder_date_asian_girl.html

>>73334097
did I say that? I said it's a general where anyone can post

>>73334133
doin a poo

>>73333428
What's going on in this pic

>>73332915
Reddit edition

>>73334086
> decent ones have already moved here
you mean the aussies on /balt/ are even worse than the ones we get here?

>>73334189
>boo hoo I wish I'd never been born I love ironic depression and suicide wish I lived in the US so I could have a xanax addiction I bet everyone on /fa/ would love that

read you like a book you fucking fairy, fuck off

all kiwis and aussies post in /sp/ and /v/ there's not enough for a general here

>>73334186
le cringey aussie reddit humour

Post good subreddits

https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/

>>73334132
Romanians are bro tier

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america or finland

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She is getting THICKER

>>73334241
https://www.reddit.com/r/k_on/

>>73334227
dumass

>>73334241

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tgirls/

Real talk: /r/JoeRogan/ is the GOAT subreddit

>>73334241
doxable information because there's only 15 people who post regularly on it

>>73334252
Road lines are offset and there is excessive tension on the power lines

imagine actually caring about horse racing

>>73334252
rural is shit anywhere

>>73334250
Yeah I know I am hahaha.

>>73334241
r/grime

>>73334259
good post

Think Sports Direct must be the worst place to work

Just spent 10 minutes in there and it was horrible, almost everyone was indian or black, and the few whites were speaking slavic babble.

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have some essays past the deadline but the uni's site isn't working so i can't do the reading. Wahey!

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The IRA blew this up

>>73334241
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians+Boxing+CasualUK+CombatFootage+CrazyIdeas+Documentaries+FashionReps+InternetIsBeautiful+JoeRogan+MMA+MapPorn+Repsneakers+SelfSufficiency+Showerthoughts+SubredditDrama+androidapps+badhistory+chromeos+conspiracy+dataisbeautiful+europe+explainlikeimfive+india+nottheonion+shittytechnicals+soccer+syriancivilwar+theocho+todayilearned+transit+ukpolitics+weightroom+worldnews/

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>>73334343
and the irish replaced it with this

>>73333530

everyone go laugh at him

bizarre that some divs at an advertising agency thought that pepsi ad would work

must have been paid a tonne as well

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absolutely adoring these new Milipedes

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methinks I undercooked this mornings bacon and eggs

>>73334252
Says Lapland in the corner so I'm guessing America

>>73334255
need my willy in and around her vagina

>>73334361
they only went and stabbed it with a fucking syringe

>>73334369
don't think you realise how out of touch boomers are

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

>>73334230
yeah there is

if /carib/, /balk/, /Norgetråden/, /ex-Yu/ etc can have threads, /ausnz/ could easily survive

>>73334343
hahaha

>>73334361
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>73334391

>>73334369
dude supermodels and current affairs lol

>>73334369
what pepsi ad?

why aren't you hanging out with friends right now

r/incels is the only sub i've ever read

>>73334442
kendall jenner pepsi one

>>73334412
b-but we like y-you lads

r/gonewildaudio is good for tweaking the ol' todger

very bored with the jenners

>>73334457
who

>>73334340

use the books you got from the library then

>>73334420
NEED this gf

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>>73334456
>tfw i've posted there

Is china a capitalist country?

>>73334369

>noticing advertising and considering it a worthy topic of discussion

pineal status: DOA

Ain't no use in complaining
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenings down at the drive-in
AND THAT'S WHEN I MET YOU

>>73334470
*slaps your bum*
scram

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwile_flonking

>>73334493
shan't

>>73334470
We don't like you though. I mean Kiwis are fine. You Aussies are fucking awful.

Maybe you could do a combo general with the Leafs.

>>73334516
They've got private property, businesses and money so probably

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>>73334501
Good taste

>>73334450

they're all massive cokeheads

and if aint coke its mdma. they must have done mdma at least 50 times over the last 5 years. all from good families as well

>>73334516
yeah
government control is pretty tight but it's not communist

https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/

fucking weird subreddit this is literally on the front page https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwAJdriTIz0

*Builds a horrendous "metal sculpture" eyesore in your city*

>The Sexual Revolution of the 60s was worse than the Holocaust
never regret a trip to r/incels

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the goal

>>73334550
Top lad

>>73334457
Hadn't seen it here before.

Wow, that was horrible.

Gonna make some banana sorbet.

rarely ever ventured beyond the default subreddits

>>73334596
theyve only gone and put the wheel on the wrong side

>>73334593
i mean
it was

>>73334565
so? nothing wrong with that. it's comfy and makes it readable

a good chunk of /brit/ posts are worthless shit, all the cara/anime posting for example

>>73334589

seem like a prime failed normie gathering spot

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>Sweden

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If you can get halfway through...

>>73334589
Didn't even watch it but I'm still physically cringing from the title and first few seconds

>>73334546

Well you're friggin' stuck with us, Okay!?

>>73334596
You gonna drive that into a crowd of swedish ppl achmed?

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>>73334598
>u are number 1
>number 1 monkey

>>73334627
would do Katie dirty lads

>>73334612
Did you know that y*nks call sorbet sherbet, only found this out the other day

>>73334550
Jinbar you silver tongued devil

>>73334626
Good on them. Bolivia too. Surprised more haven't condemned it.

>>73334655
so what do they call sherbet?

>>73334361
>brutally sodomizing the ghost of Nelson's statue

nice

Recycle.

>>73332980
>>73332980

>>73334626
Reminder that Sweden supported the Viet cong lmao

>>73334589
fucking great sub Tbh

>>73334664
>most of the appeal of /brit/ is that it's fast
A lot of the time it's too fast though. Often I can't respond to posts because a new gets made or a flurry of posts come in

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ahh time for a nice wa-

>>73334624
spot on, mix of the red pill and pick up artistry there too

>>73334626
OPPOSED:
>the third world
>muslims
>commies
>sweden

makes u think...........

>>73334634
>>73334565

spot replying to him

>>73334655
Imagine thinking this

>>73334255
ruined herself
she used to be a bit of alright, just fucking fat now though

>>73334626
Wish we'd drop some bigger bombs and not to have to pretend to care about that scum region anymore 2bh