You wake up in the Hungarian village of Almásfüzitő.

Swim across the river to Slovakia

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>>73326604
>they'll host a Roman camp soon

kill myself

>>73326604
I take the train back to Budapest

ehhmm... tri.. moreta?
hmm like... spinning dog on a rope? or its not hungarian?

Call friend to bring me home

>>73326604
How the fuck do you pronounce that?

>>73326798
>t. shoots dogs in field

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>"this is for štúr"

>>73326845
https://translate.google.com/?hl=hu#hu/en/alm%C3%A1sf%C3%BCzit%C5%91

click the sound button

>>73326855
buut we dont

>>73327106
Europe is full of Slavs, you should've Magyarized yourself

>>73327150
What do Kazakhs do for fun ?

>>73327199
>slovaks
>slavs
hahaha
sorry my friend, we are actually iranian
common misconception ahaha

>>73327252
smoke weed

>>73327276
What else

>>73327276
Shameful, Mete Khan is rolling in his grave.

>>73327331
and throeat singing

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>>73327254
Hungarians are practically of the same ethnic makeup, if you Uralicized yourself like their forefathers before them you'd be a way more interesting country desu fampai

>>73327462
Can you take courses for throatsinging there?

>>73327595
yeah if we became niggers we would be more interesting too

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>>73327914

>>73327914
Asiatic steppelords are more so

>>73327914
What are Slovaks so proud of?

>>73328140
halušky, oštiepok and štúr

>>73326604
Kurva anyatok

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>>73328183
>none of them even register on the radar of Hollywood
>they can't even get his country's name right so they call it Sokovia
>we're already at meme status with Budapest and paprikás

Ayyyyyy lmao. It's only a matter of time before we're getting our own movie - Hawkeye and the Black Widow: Back in Budapest

>>73328140
That they can fit their entire history in a text message

>>73328140
that we stayed Slovaks despite efforts of all kind of mongoloid apes

>>73327106
>well done you've managed to get beaten up by a pub of illiterate masons

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>>73328886
>we stayed Slovaks

>>73328968
yeah we did, you could take a page of our book, you will need it soon Hans Hassad Abdullah

>>73328793
>1200+ history is short
oh i forgot you wuz sumerians and shit

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>>73329004
>yeah we did

>>73328886
indo-europeans came from asia too, you mongoloid ape.

>>73329056
Slovaks didn't even exist before the 1800's

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>>73329056
> 1200
> in dog years

>>73329056
>be goatfucking savages
>muh moravia
>big stronk well hung-aryans come and give you civilization and build your cities,take your wives
>be hungarian for 1900 years
>live off of EU-money and cry about muh history
>be an absolute cuck durning ww 1
>end up being a tumor in czhec's ass, they dump you

Okay so maybe 2 text messages

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>>73329192
>>73329202
>this is what magyars actually believe
ethnogenesis started in principality of nitra
try again
>>73329212
>mongoloids with crooked legs that came in on small disgusting horses gave us civilization
other way around buddy

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>tfw no barbara palvin lookalike gf