/brit/

FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK DRUMPF

decided to become a youtube pooper

>>73325026
it's not over-the-top hallucinations like schizophrenics have. it's mostly jumping-at-shadows level stuff that everyone has. When you swim in the ocean, do you think you see dark silhouettes near you? When you're in dark rooms, do you think you can make out general shapes? Many people do this. It's not really uncommon. When the brain is lacking in sensory input, such as in dark rooms, where it may feel unsafe, it'll make shit up to keep you on alert and in anticipation if something is actually near you.

really - and I mean REALLY - gets the cogs whirring

https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/643yoi/here_are_some_of_my_observations_of_moving_from/?st=j194l8cw&sh=62372588

>>73325126
good lad

fuck off JF op

got a cracker of a post to make but i'm waiting to see if the janny takes umbrage to this thread

>>73325052
because its a massive expensive bridge that serves no purpose in an area that has a thousand bridges per metre whilst some parts of the thames are uncrossable unless you pay something like £10 for a ferry.

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>when he doesn't browse the 'dit

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the gf

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>umbrage

do

NOT

reply

to

him

under

any

circumstances

>>73325131
america is the greatest nation in the world

>>73325131
>There's no two ways about it: culture sucks here. Rather, there is no culture. The vast majority of people here have never left America; many haven't even left the state. I miss the bloody melting pot that is London. I miss hearing 50 different languages on my way to work
ah yes

move your bloomin' arse

>>73325197
FOY

>>73325190
who? you mean him? >>73325145
wasn't planning to, he's a twat

Garden bridge is a meme.

ironic that the yank is trying to tell others who to reply to when literally nobody gives a rat's arse what either of them thinks

>>73325219
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Had a bee in this morning

>>73325131
>I moved to a cute small town!
>The vast majority of people here have never left America; many haven't even left the state. I miss the bloody melting pot that is London!

what did this guy honestly expect? for small town americans to be wealthy or worldly enough to travel? idiot

>>73325117

>>73325228
you know he's a troll right? people as abhorrent as him only exist on the surface levels of the internet ie facebook and twitter

Think I've just given myself salmonella poisoning

What am I like ahaha

>>73325260
*sits on your face mid sentence so only muffled sounds are heard*
what was that lad

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Looking forward to >>73333333

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The gf

sometimes if I think too hard I forget that I'm a superstar x

watching stranger things now lads

winona ryder's looking like debra from everybody loves raymond these days

>>73325300
DELET

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>cara will never straddle you

why live

*hears something rustling in the bushes*
hmmmm
*jabs the bushes violently with my pitchfork and out comes a massive squealing runt, pissing and bleeding as it flies out of the leaves*
phwoar, look at this one - must be australian judging by the size of it!
*flings it into the runt heap behind me and continues hunting*

>>73325300
i'm 5'3" and honestly don't feel anything anymore

>>73325300
This guy is pretty good looking even ;_;

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rate my OC lads

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goal gf

>>73325314
she'll be old and gross before you know it

>>73325336
>gross
FOY

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don't understand whats going on in syria desu

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Get a Harrrrrley, Brother! Crotch rockets make your dick small!

>>73325363
she'll be a right minger

Sitting on the toilet for the past 10 minutes and my body obviously didn't agree with the kebab I had last night feel my arsehole feels like its on fire

>>73325366
Muzzies are knocking the shite out of each other again
Big shocker, I know

>>73325366
jews

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>>73325131
>Cons
>People are far too nice here. I love London because you put your head down and get on with it. Here, people say hello to you when you walk past them.

>>73325260
>thinks 4chan, with an Alexa rating of 326, isn't surface level

>>73325380
>sissy paddy boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UGMDJ9kZCA

CHOOOOON

A couple weeks ago I took a business class flight from India to Oman. It's about a 4hr flight, leaves India at 9:30pm, so it's a good chance to grab some sleep.

There was a family in business class who had brought their three small children (18months to 5yrs old) and they let them run RIOT. They were running up and down the aisle, jumping off the seats. The parents didn't give a shit. The stewards didn't give a shit either. They made no attempt to settle the youngest child, who eventually passed out at 1am, just before landing. Luckily I had the window seat but the poor guy next to me had kids smack in to him, kick his seat, and scream in his ear for the whole journey.

watching Steve1989 MREinfo

>>73325375
Good boy

all you cunts who keep telling me not to say the word 'gross'

fuck off

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Post 'em boys

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>>73325328
Only me!

I don't think you wanted to be doing that!

>>73325366
arab spring + drought
people get many mad at da bashur el asad
try to overthrow him
we support da people try to over threw bashur el asaod
asad use thing like chem wepon (sarin nerve gas) on his people
russia like asad and support him
trump was expected to be friend with rosiya and let asad re-grain control
asad gets cockee and launch more sarin on his people
trump shock world and launches tom hanks at syria

>>73325424
Proxy off, yank boy

>>73325424
Y, FO

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>>73325302
nice

>>73325419
good lad

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>>73325433

>>73325424
no u

>>73325366
false flag

neocons

geopolitical dick measuring

You have 10 seconds top explain why Jeremy Corbyn would not make a good prime minister

Remember, "my feelings" is not an acceptable answer

>>73325366
Another Middle Eastern dictator is getting the shit kicked out of him by his angry people

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how many karens are you allowed to post before you get banned?

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PREACH

Predict the next neo-con false flag lads

>>73325514
why don't you find out?

A nationalist war for Gibraltar makes more sense than a globalist war for Syria tbqh

>>73325399
normie boards like /mu/ and /fa/ are surface level, /int/ most certainly isn't

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>/fa/
>normie

>>73325550
/mu/ and /fa/ autists are normies

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>>73325530
>mfw all this was motivated by money and Christianity preaches against the material world

g'day mates

puttin the band back together

Kind of love how many boards have a designated Brit thread 2bh.

>>73325562
>>73325563
damn,,,,,,,,,

>>73325530
PREACH IT INNIT AKMAL INSHALLAH*

>>73325530
They've got a point you know

Fired up the ol' runescape account

Gonna spend the next 4 hours cutting down the yews next to the grand exchange

>>73325578
all are infested with the infermal JFs

>>73325547
how about a globalist war against china where britain gets hong kong in exchange for participation

>>73325530
This is a good reason why you cant have both christians and muslims
way too much genocide to handle

>>73325578
sometimes we all need a break from dealing with JFs

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>>73325530
SLAYYYY

>>73325603
sounds comfy, mine is long forgotten, wouldn't mind a few hours mining some addy though haha

>>73325578
clearly it's in our nature to colonise

Thinking about becoming a shipbroker lads

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>>73325302
She'd still get it

Thinking about becoming a bender lads.

>>73325530
this screams of whataboutism

they're not actually condemning isis at all here, just saying historically Christians have done bad things too meaning we should accept islamic violence

>>73325603
>the GE

christ don't remind me

Jagex are shithouses

50mg sertraline straight down the gullet

Here we go boys

Sakura Quest is quite luverly but the season itself seems pretty bland and teen-oriented

where's my intellectual anime for adult people

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>13131387_105520826529332_7567093769785416815_o.jpg

>>73325656
such a fucking fittie

would love to rag her senseless

>>73325670
>islamic violence
um sweetie those weren't real muslims x

>>73325550
>>73325562
>>73325563
retract that statement, meant to say /b/

>>73325684
its all done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6CyaS-kRyE

> people who got upset about the GE being added to runescape

One of my first introductions to pure autism in my online life, now that I look back on it

>>73325707
>has a kid
>no kids

wew

>>73325164
>tfw you unironically cannot cross the thames east of the tower bridge

inb4 that shitty rotherhithe tunnel

>>73325681
dont go down that path, it changes your brain chemistry for good and you will just end up taking a higher dosage

tell me you have at least tried the basics like lifting, running, cold showers, meditation, and stoppign masturbating

>>73325712
I'm sorry?

>>73325734
>rotherhithe tunnel
ah yes lung cancer

>>73325737
serious anime marketed towards adults is more or less done the golden age was the 90s

The Simpsons is STILL going

Who the fuck is still watching it?!

>>73325666
bit gay

>>73325735
> meditation, cold showers and nofap
Hate brainless hippy fucks like you

Go pray to your crystals you chakra sucking cunt

>>73325768
I am. It's got its bad episodes like the Lady Gaga one, but it's still entertaining and that's all it needs to be.

>>73325761
don't be like that, there's been a handful of quality shows since then

Mushishi comes to one's mind, or a very recent production - Rakugo

political correctness, is good for everyone in theory

what's your go to hangover cure lads?

>>73325781
yeah except it actually works

keep on taking your crazy pills then if thats better for you, daft cunt

>>73325810
>falling for thinly veiled rec bait

thx

>>73325781
good post

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>I am. It's got its bad episodes like the Lady Gaga one, but it's still entertaining and that's all it needs to be.

>>73325820

spend all morning/afternoon in bed wanking and thinking about life then have a mixed grill for dinner before going back to bed.

>paying 500 squid to lodge a room off afamily
>their internet is really shit and there are like 3-4 days where you cannot get a connection a month

ahh yes.

turned my phones data into a wifi - so i've got approx 700mb left before i literally have no internet.

Theres a dodgy car wash near me that has really expensive cars going for a wash all the time, what is it

>>73325820
milkshake, ibuprofen + a coffee once the shake's settled. if i was on the gear then i just lie in bed all day.

>>73325846
what a devious leaf

I definitely agree that SSRIs are bad news bears, exercise alone is way better

>>73325131
>complains about air quality in london
>is a smoker

I could fucking deck very cunt ITT

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>>73325858
I cant wank with a hangover, it just makes my headache that much worse

>>73325859
Where you living lad? Would presume your within 30 miles of London for that kind of money.

>>73325859
do you mean a family or your family

not very nice to make family pay 500 quid to stay

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>>73325768
It's alright you know

>>73325860

a dodgy car wash.

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>keeping your dog off leash next to a motorway

>>73325899
exactly.
>>73325912
a random family (friend of a friend of a friend of my parents.)

nice lot though real salt of the earth people

>>73325930
Hope the dog survived

>>73325915
I stopped giving any credence to imdb ratings when I saw how red dwarf episodes were ranked
fucking bunch of retards rating on that website

Parents rented our spare room out to some autistic guy. Never leaves his room m, keep turning the internet off a few days a month lool

>>73325930
celtnigger """intelligence""" everybody

>>73325930
>leash

foy

>>73325898

I always feel really horny and euphoric when hungover. my dopamine levels are all fucked up.

>>73325952
i think my tolerance for internet rating went haywire when I saw Untouchables being rated highly and Shawshank redemption being touted as the greatest film ever.
>>73325964
>Never leaves his room
true to be honest.
Spend most of my freetime studying and shitposting

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What's on today's agenda then, lads?

>>73325974
same lad

can't not have a wank when I'm hungover

No loo lads....Tear up the cylinder or use kitchen roll?

>>73325996
being a lazy cunt

>>73325930
says the lady was a driver so the dog probably jumped out an open window.

darwin theory n'all that

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what the fuck is up with yanks and their obsession with israel

>>73325996
chinese cartoons and chronic depression

probably going to write some notes for the project

>>73325974
this

i cum lots as wel and can keep cumming like multiple times without getting tired.

>>73326009
kitchen roll obviously

or shower head

16 year old niece is taller than me lads
fucking hell

>>73326000
hungover wanks are the best

>>73326024
its the last western strongold in the middle east

israel are truly our allies

>>73326009
More of a "use one of my socks then attempt to flush it and clog the system" man myself.

>>73326046
Hello Reuben

>>73326036
went to school with a girl who was 6'3"

i'd still hit it despite that

>>73326009
wait for it to dry on and then scrape off the flakes

>>73326036
how do you have a 16 year old niece

>>73326024
They're a country sized aircraft carrier in the middle of the most important region in the world.

>>73326085
Everyone in /brit/ is 40+ m8 is this you just finding out?

>>73326085
mumsie was very naughty when she had my oldest sister
>>73326110
t. failed y6 math

>>73326036
nonce

Lads, what do you text a girl out of the blue just to let her know you're thinking of her?

>>73326123
>math
FOY

>>73326102
>manlets

>>73326123
>math

FOY

>tfw constantly in a struggle between procrastination and productivity

if i distract myself i start feeling guilty
if i try to get shit done, i find any excuse to be distracted

can never be happy in life

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the hive

what a rich and vibrant culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvTZMJbvbA&feature=youtu.be

>>73326181
mmm yes
Perfectly healthy living conditions

Reminder to never go outside on a sunny Saturday in summer lads. Absolutely hoaching with qts outside, constant reminder of how bitter and alone you are.

Seriously lads, shipbroking seems a good gig.

Pays about 40k near the bottom, gets to millions later.

>>73326181
Kind of wish Kowloon walled city was still around.

>>73326216
No idea what ship broking is.

how can you listen to this and not get htyped

MUD TING

https://soundcloud.com/paul-stephan-431785615/gummy-riddim-prod-by-danny-yen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0

the quality on this

The bod got even bigger and more ripped today lads. Can't post pic, there are people around. But could beat the life out of two or three of you, etc.

>>73326231
Basically the middleman in ship chartering. You get ships for potential charterers, then take a cut of the deal.

Big money, plus you need to know stuff about ships and that's easy.

>>73326216
how do I get into it

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>>73326000
>>73325974
>>73326041

This.

BUT

I'm now on /NOFAP/

>>73326271
fuck off autist

>>73326241
this is too idealistic to be real

>>73326241
Those legs tho

Will try to skeak a picture of the new power shirt later

People who voted Leave should be taxed more to pay for Brexit, thoughts?

>>73326271
>he actually fell for it
HOWLING AND SCREECHING

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https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/850432241566187520

RORKE BTFO

>>73326268
Sales, communication and teamwork skills, and a shipping background. Easy really.

>>73326216
Thanks will non-ironically look into it. All the cities I have ties in have huge ports.

>>73326315
violates voter anonymity

Sitting in the sun in my dressing gown and slippers lads

Pretty comfy

>>73326288
its the music
turn it off and it just looks like some ordinary static shots of a city

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>>73326286
>>73326326

Enjoy your low tests faggot

>>73326343
Do research on international shipping beforehand.

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>>73326271
*gets testicular cancer*

>>73326331
>a shipping background

not with the state of the industry now LOL

Think I will start friendzoning the most interesting of my tinder matches persinality-wise. I need more interesting friends.

why does this balding paki think we care about his body

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real yank hours who up

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Well shit, guess I was posting on the wrong thread
>>73326164
>>73326214

>>73326406
What makes you so interesting to them?

>Trump has a Jewish Wormtongue trying to drag America into wars again
Why is /pol/ always right?

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>>73326428
the STATE of the Spanish

>>73326383
Yeah already worked in logistics/supply chain as a consultant. But wasn't aware of this particular jewry.

had some lunch /brit/?

>>73326465
no but I brought yours
*unzips dick*

>>73326465
How do I tell if girls are south korean or chinese?

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LOL

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The globalists and going to start pushing forced feminisation soon

>>73326484
>bought a dick
>it's possible to unzip it
alri

what horse should i stick a cheeky fiver on lads?

>>73326428
first part: take off, gave up, badly, demanded, switched, original, whole, cooperate, row, bothered, be quiet, moral

>>73326488
you dont

>>73326399
It's only containers that are fucked.

>>73326400
Broking. Not breaking. You runt.

>>73326461
Worth looking into then. It's a license to steal, especially because most people don't know anything about shipping despite it being the world's biggest industry.

>>73326532
the STATE of this post

How much do you sleep lads?

>>73326555
what do you mean?

>>73326327
>it only seems violent but definitely isn't!
>just take my word for it kaffir
Muslims are the Jews of Asia

>>73326447
Have you heard of Wittgenstein's ruler? It's when you don't know if it's the ruler measures the table or the table measuring the ruler. It's a real problem when dumb people try to establish measurement processes (say students evaluating their instructors, or a dumb person designing an iq test).
All due respect, but I think we'd face this problem, Wittgenstein's rulers, if I start describing why I am interesting to you.

Hate how normies just talk incessantly about absolute shite

maybe it's because I'm depressed but honestly there's no need to say more than about 50 words per day

>>73325326
who is this guy?
is he dying?

>>73326566
just slept for 12 hours but i didn't get much sleep all last week

>>73326566
9-10 hrs

I can easily sleep for 12-13 hours.

Just had some inside info from one of the trainers at Aintree...

Go for V NECK in the National. Said he's a very good jumper...

>>73326566
just depends when your mum wakes me up desu

>>73326567
the very sentence sayeth that you can't

been too depressed to wank lately, reckon it's been about a week now

>>73326566
struggle more than 7 and i have troubles getting to sleep to begin with

>>73326581
Shut the fuck up

>>73326557
Cheers lad

>>73326547
>be quiet
Come on anon, you just fell to the trap question
It was clearly a "shut the fuck up"

>>73326600
Wahey!

>>73325131
what the fuck does this fool expect? Comparing a regional city to an international one and also complaining about people being friendly. Redditors are fucking bellends

Dear young friends, don’t be afraid to say “yes” to Jesus with all your heart, to respond generously and to follow him!

>>73326612
tell me.

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>>73326581
So I'm a dumb ruler. Okay.

>>73326582

iktf

>decide to make an effort and talk to work colleagues
>they ramble on about inane shit
>I begin to glaze over, staring into space
>just hoping they shut up soon

>>73326428
lift off, proposed, awkwardly, begged, transferred, first, whole, participate, lane, bothered, whisper, morale. true true true

just got my haircut

>>73326613
'imo

>>73326662
>not going into every conversation with an exit strategy pre-planned
mate...

>>73325836
butthurt faggot

>>73326675
i beleive you meant to put a space between hair and cut

>>73326675
How often do normoids get their haircut? Every time I see them they always look like they've just had it cut.

>>73326654
oh son just ask girls where you from

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in t'beer garden

Drumpf is a neocon LOL

>>73326688
>butthurt faggot
fuck off yank

>>73326675
hilter youth big chin lad?

>>73326675
Runt life

Jesus had long hair

>>73326714
New build grim

>>73326704
dunno
I get mine done once a month.

>get haircut
>lady holds mirror to my face closely
>realize how stunningly ugly i look so close and pretend i saw my hair
>quickly say yes yes yes, pay, ascertain haircut quality in bathroom mirror at home

tis the spergs life for me

>>73326659
No no lad just an uninteresting one (which I don't really believe, it was just to make a point).

>>73326710
The problem is the Chinese girls lie and say there from Korea and Japan. So how do I tell the difference?

as an asian male
i think redheads are whiter than whites
do you agree?

>>73326704
I know a lad who gets his hair cut every week, bizarre

want to do something crazy like go work on an oil rig or something but I know I'll just keep sitting here shitposting and contemplating suicide

>>73326773
Merchant navy is an option

T. Shiplad

>>73326763
Ginger men are disgusting

>>73326704
i always see people in t'barbershop who get about 1cm cut off

its like a day out for old people

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>>73326748
>tfw I have qt rub herself against me when cutting my hair

get bullied everyday because of my weight

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>>73326725
nah not him
similar haircut though

>>73326762
just tell them i will brutally slap your pompous arse if you ever lie to me

either case, you will earn something

>>73326784
what qualifications do you need

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alri lads

>>73326800

alri deano

>>73326800
reee

>>73326800
Fuck off tinker

got a case of the ol' stigmata lads

>>73326762
chinese tend to have a slightly squarer jaw. beyond that its impossible for us whiteys without being able to recognise accents

>>73326803
I can usually tell if the girl is Thai.

>>73326800
Hello normie drone No. 294733739429

>>73326762
chinks have rounder faces and spit everywhere

gooks sound very whiney and like to drag out the ends of their words

nips sound like your animes

>>73325443
>asad use thing like chem wepon (sarin nerve gas) on his people
W R O N G

>>73326811
Not many. It's not that hard to get into.

Try looking at careersatsea.org

>>73326773
Dad has been trying to get me to do this because he worked on one when he was my age

Said it was 12 hours on, 12 hours off for 2 weeks then 2 weeks off

>>73326787
i agree but i only care women

what's a tinker

Anybody off up Birmingham tonight lads?

>>73326852
>>73326853

>>73326847
the entire country has short sides since the 00's lad

>>73326856
what am I supposed to do? Get a haircut that looks shit so that I'm "individual"

>>73326800
DEAD trim, he really fucked up blending it

Get a new barber

>>73325366
Radical mudslimes trying to take advantage of the general instability in the region to take over yet another comparatively developed country and turn it into a fundamentalist shithole. Assad somehow the bad guy for bombing the shit out of them. There are no 'moderate rebels'.

>>73326392
I actually have sex regularly with my bird, unlike you, pathetic sad case

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>>73326856
>us enlightened souls cut our own hair and have our own unique look

>>73325530
>>73325530
>white supremacists who are self-described Christians are the single largest terror threat to American security.

Umm sweetie can you like... um... fill me in on this please.

blended sides are the hallmark of a deano drone
everyone knows it

>>73326853
i cant really tell girls from thai or vietnam or around there

>>73326870
Right now offshore oil is turbofucked la

The oil price has killed it, so they're running skeleton crews working for longer times, and not hiring.

>>73326881
I'll be in various beer gardens around the city today

Long hair is the new countah cultaah

>>73326892
Grow it out longer on top more or shave it all off. 2 and 1 on sides.

>>73326895
it doesn't look bad in person tbf
the phone makes the bottom look brighter than it is

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>>73326909

>>73326714
shit garden

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>>73326800
How does one ask a barber for this cut without calling it the Normie look?

>>73326914
Plankton.

shan't be reading any post that replies to more than one post

>>73326678
you twats get a kick of this don't you?

my dick is perfectly functional (albeit a bit neglected) for fucks sake

>>73326960
alri me mate give me the short back n sides just a trim on top cheers

Cousin moved to western Australia as an electrician and now does mining cos you get paid more lol

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Need a comfy chubby gf

>>73326960
an undercut, fuck off you absolute spineless queg

>>73326960
skin fade little bit off the top

>>73326943
it was longer on top. I got sick of it though

>>73326960
fade to zero on the back and sides and then trimmed on top

>>73325781
Ah yes, don't bother fixing your own problems. Just take drugs that alter your synaptical activity for the rest of your life. After all, psychiatry is such a fruitful science what with all those skyrocketing rates of depression and suicide lately ahaha.

>>73327005

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Alri lads. So here's the powershirt. It's so fucking perfect. Cost me around 3.5€

>>73326990
bit harsh

have never and WILL NEVER get le short back and sides fadey normie cut

I'm far too intelligent for that "look"

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DONALD TRUMP?????

>>73326985
You have to live in western Australia though, it's miserable

>>73326960
Ask for a one or a two on the back and sides and a trim on the top I would assume

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I just give myself a buzzcut. It looks good on everyone.

>>73327041
>>73327041
>>73327041

>>73326985
mining boom is pretty much over, the days of lowlevel runts making hundreds of thousands of dollars are done

>>73327033
You just keep on believing that sweetie

>>73325550
I've seen references to /int/ and from /int/ in real life 2bh

>>73325550
/int/ is proper fucking normie m8