/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

So yeah about that flag add-on, how do I acquire and apply it to this board?

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tfw no dystopian cyberpunk world

>>73317663
search /r/redditflags

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got to go do stuff. night everyone.

>>73317666

We're going there anon

>>73317663
google "extra flags add on int"
follow the install
might have some techinical difficulties at first but it's worth it

>>73317677
ANTI-FLAG SHILL DETECTED DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

>>73317663
can't link the url, google extra flags for 4chan

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>I don't eat candy, because I'm not a candy eating fruitcake
>I don't celebrate Easter anymore either

Fuck flaggots

>>73317692
a humorous """meme""" for the ages

>>73317692
nobody likes star wars

>>73317724
don't worry, it will come to your country eventually. just give it another 40 years

>>73317728
holy fuck this is gold

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>>73317523
There's really not that much downside for someone to put everything into a low-commission US total market ETF like VUN. Sure, yeah, the US can depreciate relative to other indexes, but if you're bullish on US given its risk:reward ratio then why clutter up your portfolio elsewhere?

Most of your negative points (ex. GE example, sector underexposure) only highlight artificial risk, and good ETFs are actively managed. But do note that I never said ETFs were flawless instruments (hence why we still have stock pickers, and hence why I still pick individual equities myself after doing a thorough valuation and expecting them to outperform). But for someone who is lazy -- the anon originally in this comment chain who doesn't care about investing -- they're certainly lazy than the alternative which the financially apathetic follow: ""high-interest""" savings accounts.

Also...
5% maximum? Who the hell did you hear that from? Another over-diversification chump? If you're going to buy individual equities or even ETFs because you expect them to outperform their peers, then put your balls into it and don't needlessly rack up trading fees and increase the burden of how many companies you have to follow closely day-to-day to ensure that your IV valuation wasn't off the mark.

>>73317728

why does it look like his ass is where his dick is

>>73317728
lol

Flags are the dumbest thing I ever heard, next level ignorant nationalism

>>73317728
That's LITERALLY me on the left

>>73317765
PLEASE take it to /biz/, I don't want to listen to you playing with money

>>73317741
we will have a dozen of spanish versions of it by that moment

>>73317724
It's got an insane advertising budget and the "nerds" over here love throwing their money at anything star wars.
It is too popular, I can't ignore how all these shit movies were created SPECIFICALLY to generate profits for disney.

>>73317775
>tfw european countries don't just use the European Union flag

>>73317793
then have you been outside any time in the past 40 years?

What's it like going to a university

Community college anon here

my balls still hurt for some reason and im no mood to wank to try to fix it
also feel like vomiting but trying not to

>>73317778
/biz/ doesn't talk about investment strategy though, they just shill their cryptocurrencies.

I doubt any of them could do a thorough EPV/NAV let alone a DCF let alone would they know what to cap their terminal growth rate assumptions at.

>>73317840
more expensive, easier to stumble into nepotism

Why doesn't cum include the other NA cunts?

>>73317840
Small, private, non-SJW universities are comfy af. Also dat one-on-one time with profs relevant in their fields is great for learning a lot and making connections.

>>73317840
Students hang out more and there's more things to do on campus.
The curriculum is mostly the same but can be a bit more harder depending on the class.

>>73317775
>Flags are the dumbest thing I ever heard, next level ignorant nationalism

What the FUCK?

If you build a castle, how are you going to let other people know you live there?
If you conquer a kingdom, how are you going to let your knew subjects know who is in charge?
If you run into battle, how are you going to inspire your troops with a common visible signal?
If you are setting up a colony away from your main territory, how are you going to let traders know who owns this settlement?
If you want to mark your goods with an illiterate friendly sign, how are you going to do it?
If you want to instantly communicate you allegiance, how will you do that?

Huh? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought. FLAGS.

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>>73317728

>>73317888
This Canadians autism is off the charts

>>73317888
Yeah cause we live in medieval times. Flags are no longer the dumbest thing ever, this defense of flags is.

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>>73317888

I'm non-binary and nationfluid. Today I am male and Canadian, please respect my preferences when replying to me, thank you.

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>>73317728

>>73317911
All of these points are valid unless you are able to provide evidence to the contrary.

>>73317904
Not autism my friend I simply cannot let someone disparage flags without cause.

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>>73317775
you can insult our nationalism. You can insult our way of life. but never, NEVER, insult our flags.

>>73317941
How aboot them leaves, eh?

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Why are brits so funny?

>>73317951
Do you display any flags in your room?

this thread in a nutshell
>>1623255
>>1623319
>>1623330

>>73317958
That's a hurtful stereotype and I wish you'd refrain from microaggressions like that.

>>73317970
im a fucking idiot, i meant to post the links
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491204599116.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491209471348.webm
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1491210186799.webm

>>73317970
good post brainiac

>>73317969
I do not. A flag would serve no purpose within my room except to gather dust. A flag is a useful tool and I would not disrespect it through neglect.

>>73317983
what is this from?

>>73317983
actually an excellent post, intelligent compatriot. this is literally me in real life

>>73318005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM [Embed]
enjoy, it's one of the greatest videos i've ever watched desu

first one i posted is @ 20:13
second @ 16:53
third @ 20:55

>>73318002
Quick! What are the 3 most iconic national flags?

>>73318020
u.s., uk, japan or nazi

>>73318005
>>73318014
Shy Boys IRL is pure kino

>>73317963
I'll fucking snap your neck.

>>73317973
Sorry.

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>just caught my dad masturbating

>>73318036
>kino
wot

>>73317765
>but if you're bullish on US given its risk:reward ratio then why clutter up your portfolio elsewhere?
because practical experience shows that hedging between different markets is worthwhile

>and good ETFs are actively managed
"actively managed" is pretty gimmicky as far as ETFs go. Even smart beta, arguably the most actively managed, are still relatively unmanaged. If they were more managed, they would simply become mutual funds; that's the entire point of an ETF.

>But for someone who is lazy [...] -- they're certainly lazy than the alternative which the financially apathetic follow
Fair enough, I hadn't considered this point at all

>then put your balls into it and don't needlessly rack up trading fees
Obviously there's a limit to how much diversification one should partake in, to avoid getting eaten alive by trading fees. However, in my own personal experience, it is perfectly reasonable to apply the 5% rule (or, if you have low capital as I used to, you could always be more aggressive and increase it to something like 7%), and still mainting decent enough capital in each investment to keep trading fees at a minimal impact.

>If you're going to buy individual equities or even ETFs because you expect them to outperform their peers, then put your balls into it
Give me a break, now you sound exactly like the crypto shills on /biz/ with their retarded get-rich-quick gimmicks. There's no such thing as a "sure thing" in regards to investments, even if you think you've done good, everybody can dun goofed, even the most reliable models. It's really just simple probability: the more diversified your portfolio (in every regard: stocks, sectors, indices, currencies, country exposure, etc.), the more likely you are to be hedged against volatility.

Of course, at the end of the day, all of this depends on your own personal objectives.

>>73318054
niiiiiiiiice how big is it?

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Wanna taste the bunpucci

>>73318060
you've gotta be very sheltered to have never been to a kinotorium before. I'm glad it ain't me

>>73318054
What was he fapping to?

>>73317955
Flags are a manifestation of our primitive tribalism, only the uneducated are vacuous enough to be coaxed by these senseless tribal symbols

>>73318075
something on his phone

>>73318073
>kinotorium
what did he mean by this?

>>73318072
SPELL PUCCI BACKWARDS AND SUBTRACT ONE OF THE C'S, NIGGA

>>73318014
jesus christ

>>73318054
Leftbro or rightfag

>>73318089
>jesus christ
who?

>>73318083
Does he know you caught him?

>>73318091
>Leftbro or rightfag
>using your hands

lmao pleb

>>73318081
that's some serious neckbeard talk right there.

>>73318096
the guy with the long hair

>>73318099
yes, he acted like nothing happened

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>son just caught me masturbating

I'M THE POISON THAT YOU NEED

how in the FUCK do I make online friends?

I'm lonely and I found internet friends when I was younger goddamnit HOW DO I DO IT

Can dogs have wet dreams?

My dog hasn't busted a nut in years, why haven't I had to clean up his jizz yet?

>>73317662
Good taste

>>73318148
i dunno dude they just come to me i don't know why, i always make the mistake of having opinions on the internet so they eventually start getting mad at / stop talking to me

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为什么你不喜欢中国?我们你朋友。

>>73318176
xie xie

Im back niggers, I got the flag add-on as well

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emily

>>73318210
That's a trap

>>73318114
Lol that would be me

>>73318210
i want to shit on her

>>73318054
Lol where's your mom to sex him up

>>73318220
stop this meme

>>73318148
i'll be your friend. what's your skype?

>>73318014
so are these guys like all of 4chan?

I'm feeling worse about myself being here

>>73318241
Look at >>73318210 Adams apple

>>73318226
Lol that's gross

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>>73318176
Give me tall lanky chinese gf

>>73318249
they probably do post on 4chan, but the documentary is about a forum called Love-Shy

>someone posts a girl
>someone projects their gay fetish onto the girl

every time

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>just caught my husband and son masturbating together

>>73318259
Yes

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>>73318256
wrong

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Im so fucking pissed i could kill any of you with my own bare hands.

>>73318262
Emily has a fucking Adam's apple tho

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how can white women even compete?

>>73318271
Thank you for supporting my request

Louisiana is a shithole

>>73318061
>If they were more managed, they would simply become mutual funds; that's the entire point of an ETF.

Well, if I'm being picky, not quite. When it comes to Index Fund ETFs, "perfect management" would be making the composition of the ETF perfectly aligned to the performance of that Index. If its a shitty year for that index, a perfectly managed index fund ETF would decline by exactly the same proportion. Whereas "perfect management" for a Mutual Fund is usually just producing the optimal performance given its stated risk profile. Managing an Index fund ETF, then, just means the managers have to reweigh their exposures and buy into new IPOs and reposition to best track the index, which can be difficult, but is quite different from making predictions about the relative performances of bonds/equities/opportunities currently outside the portfolio, as mutual fund managers do.

The 5% rule of thumb (as a minimum) was insisted to me by my mentors (and primarily one of my investment professors), and is followed by investors like Prem Watsa, Francis Chou, etc. I read a paper analyzing its merits scientifically a long time ago (can't find it, it was by athanassakos though). But nonetheless it is just one of many investment tactics that can be applied if it makes sense with your overall investment strategy.

>>73318277
>The structure of the Adam's apple forms a bump under the skin. It is typically larger in adult males, in whom it is usually clearly visible and palpable. In females, the bump is much less visible and is hardly perceived on the upper edge of the thyroid cartilage.[1]
> In females, the bump is much less visible and is hardly perceived on the upper edge of the thyroid cartilage.[1]
>females

women have adam's apples too

some adam's apples are bigger than others

What fuels a Canadian

Why are all white tourists wearing cargo shorts and sandals

I'm to hip for this world

I'm gonna eat this whole box of donuts boys

see you in hell

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>>73318312
Sometimes I'll eat an entire box of poptarts if I haven't had anything else all day.

>>73318305
Clearly a man's Adam's apple. It's a trap

I'm sorry ur waifu is a boy

>>73318312
I once had a dozen Boston kreme donuts in one sitting

>>73318331
please go back to your designated >>>/d/ futa thread or wherever people that are insistant that every woman has a penis like you go

thank you

>>73318325
maybe you can glaze my yeast ring and I can inject you with some filling some time, you tart

>>73318306

A Canadian just say that a single asset should be 5% of your portfolio.

How can Canada even recover.

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>>73318274
Bring it.

First we get Toy Story

then we get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1lO-kUcX2I

>>73318376

Is that Emily or Trudeau, honestly cant tell.

why are there so many videos of slightly brown L.A. actors saying "I'M MUSLIM BUT I EAT LE BACON XD"

why do people strive so hard to defend this religion, there are good reasons for people anywhere on the political spectrum to hate them

>>73318391
Kek

>>73318312
Post pics

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>Drumpf hates THIS

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night buds

>>73318437
Yeah I don't like her

>>73318414
they're gone. it was just some tim's from down the street

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>>73318443
>they're gone

>two more days until Maple Leafs get eliminated from playoffs

>>73318286
I have a half-aunt lives in Arkansas. She had a girl, who is my half-cousin (which I have disowned), that coalburned with a nigger in Arkansas. She now has a half-nigger she has to care for. As you can see, Arkansas is literally worse than Louisiana.

Thank God I'm barely related to anyone there.

>>73318437
Average Latina looks nothing like that

Also an illegal immigrant won't look like that

>>73318468
it's always intriguing to see a self-hating black person

>>73318459
>following hocket

>>73318476
She's literally only half Latina.

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>>73318468
>as you can see from this one example, my state isn't a shithole
>even though it is

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>>73318441
>>73318476

i CANT stop watching FATKINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CUxB4cDO4

>>73318483
Always great to see a Northerner defending his nigger buddies

>>73318538
I'm not going to defend you at all, you self-loathing, welfare-abusing piece of trash. Go back to your mountain dwelling and smash more mirrors

>>73318503
>implying Arkansas isn't worse

>>73318532
I saw a video about this guy on YouTube a year ago, and now my mom is watching him on TV. What a world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

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>>73318532
what the fuck

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>>73318562
>implying it matters

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>Friday night
why are you here?

>>73318552
>self-loating
>welfare-abusing
>mountain dwelling
>mirror smashing

Those are traits that specifically belong to Westcoasters, you communist piece of shit

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>>73318572
dont leave apartment

never will leave apartment

etc etc

how do i buy tren?

dont fucking buy tren

When will you go to bed cum? I'm going to bed at 1 because thats how I roll

>>73318570
But it does

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>>73318572

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>>73318605
A shithole is a shithole

i want buy tren and a gun

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>>73318572
I'm ((((legally)))) downloading music so I can go on a run in the morning

pls recommend music to me, /cum/

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>>73318617
Okay, but my shithole (if it even is a shithole) is better than your shithole.

Now accept these facts, or else!

>>73318572
I shut out all of my real life friends and now I spend all of my time taking care of my dad or browsing /cum/ and /co/ day in and day out

tfw mommy makes me go to bed at 9 pm

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>>73318641
Don't tell me what to do lol

>>73318603
rnh

>>73318617
how much do u way?

>>73318662
120 or so

>>73318652
what is ur height

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>>73318668
hello, fellow skeleton

>>73318668
i want to become 105lb larger than u

need tren

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just made a breakfast sammy

and it was past midnight!

lulz

>>73318670
120 or so

>>73318678
Buy some tren

>>73318682
I thought he had a gun in his hand from the thumbnail, and now I wish he did

>>73318668
>120
so you're like 5'0?

>>73318694
5'9"

will I learn new language better if I just learn three at the same time? like raping my brain with language dicks until it likes it

>>73318686
im 190 cm

>>73318688
/fit/ won't tell me how

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>>73318668
>120
I'm 150 lbs

Louisiana masterrace

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Weighed myself this morning, I'm at 185lbs.

How can I make myself get taller? I'm 25 and I don't know if I'm going to grow much more

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>>73318710
Fatty Fat McFatterson

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Im honestly the best poster in this general.

>>73318718
hgh

>>73318729
w2c

>>73318719
I forgot to mention my height, Arkanigger, and that is: 6'1"

Definitely NOT a Fatty F. McFatterson

>>73318740
idk

need tren

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I am 6'5, 170 pounds

really hope i don't grow much taller

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>tfw 240 lbs.
>could sit on a small child and kill it

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>be Louisiana
>be fatty fat

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>go to sleep at 6 am
>wake up at 8 am
>"oh i shouldn't nap so i can fix my sleep schedule"
>11 pm
>not feeling sleepy at all

Oh mi señor ¿Por qué me has abandonado?

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>>73318764
Oh, why hello there Tennessee, tell me, who do you think is the least worst shithole out of both us: Arkansas or me?

>>73318772
Take 10 benadryls

my parents said i should sign up for summer classes and fignd housing but i havent done neither lol

>>73318793
live at my house dude, I'm teaching a class on love-making

in some dire straits buds, starting to think that kysing myself would be the best option

>>73318636
Kvelertak's self titled
The Mars Volta -Frances the Mute
Isis - the panopticon
Gospel - the moon is a dead world

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>>73318767

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>>73318793
My parents told me to cleany my room and THEN I FUCKKKING KILLED THEM AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSHHHHHHHWWWWWWWRRRRRRRMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGHHHHHHHHWWWWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

>>73318800
it's not an option. remember your instincts, remember that nothing comes afterwards

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>>73318809
>be jew york
>kill your WASP parents for a quick inheritance
Oy vey

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>>73318800
kysing yourself? I'll kys you *smooches*

good nite chaps

>>73318785
I believe Louisiana has had more serial killers than Arkansas. So Louisiana would be the better choice.

>>73318809
i need to clean my room but real just laudry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z15XVBE4tnQ

found my immersion resource. you can meet french qts as well

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>>73318830
Start being a Shabos goy

>>73318835
>So Louisiana would be the better choice
Yes.

>>73318682
Now that's what I call an epic troll

just realized i coulnt order tren rn bc only 1 month in dorm left

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>>73318853
Still, Wisconsin has you both beat by far for the most famous serial killers.
So step it up.

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>>73318863
Start doing drugs

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After years of working with the cartel intelligence and mexican intellectuals i have determined that the worst posters come from this area.

Agree?

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>>73318877
Son sucks my penis

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>be Arkansas
>become included in the Louisiana Purchase
Louisiana'd!

How will Arkansas ever recover now?!

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for me it is the italian beef

the best fast food sandwich

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earlier clackers said you guys hate me. is this true?

>>73318886
i want my adderal perscription back

jews put me on 50mg concerta in fucking 5th grade and now i want those drugs


jews really destroed my mind

need tren to fight jews

i want cum

You know that Nike air max trend rn is kinda hot because you can be sure the girls have sticky damp feet after a day out in them

>>73318881
I'd like to move to Wisconsin, or maybe Iowa. This state is actually very much a shithole, but atleast it's a grade higher than Arkancersaw

>>73318905
I don't hate you

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>>73318905
Nope, he's probably one of the worst flaggoters in /cum/, you're pretty swell

>>73318897
Don't have kids.

>>73318905
I don't hate you

>>73318935
No shit, they're both men.

>>73318896
I disagree, put it near the East and West coast. East and West coasters are more cancerous than us.

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>>73318907
Oh look another white """man""" with a drug problem, the jews were right about them

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>>73318930
>>73318934
>>73318936
now my self esteem is at an all time high

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>>73318935
Are you advocating white genocide?

>>73318952
JEWS GAVE THEM TO ME AS A CHILD I DONT USE DRUGS LITERALLY IT WAS THE ZOG

>>73318959
I genocide whites on a daily basis by gobbling cum! I love to eat handfuls of semen!

I know I shouldn't have popped that blister
Walking hurts now
But I can never resist
You know that feel?
When you see it you just wanna cut that skin away

>>73318955
I love you too Washington. I hate Oregon and California however. Annoying cunts with a tendency for commie politics, ughhhgh

Atleast you're all liberal up there.. I think

>>73318907
I took Adderal for a few years in elementary school.
tbqh haven't had it since and I never really enjoyed it back then
They only put me on that shit to stop me from standing on the desk and touching other boys butts.

Why are there so many deranged homosexuals on /cum/ while brit just gets lite benders.

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>>73318962
They gave it to you for your own good, it's clear you are unstable. If I knew you irl, I would alert the authorities but only because you're probably a danger to yourself and I like you.

>>73318975
all fags are deranged

>>73318975
who you callin homosexual?

>>73318988
t. breeders

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>>73318975
Sometimes people take an opinion or belief they don't believe in or say things they dont mean as a joke, remember that, especially while on 4chan

i may not ever ascend to the heavens but I know my love will still last

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Reminder that im a cute trap

>>73319000
however there are many people who have tricked themselves into becoming faggots after joking for so long

see, tranny/trap lovers

the government made me retarded

>>73318896
What about California?
Also
>New Mexico
There are people from New Mexico on 4chan?

>>73319019
your post made me go hee hee

>>73319011
You're a NEET, which is worse 2bf

>>73319025
"""people"""

>>73318975
Because /lgbt/ is full of trannies

if i was a cute trap id just take a bunch of addy and suck some dude who takes trens cock all day

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>>73318969
Ah yes, speaking of blisters, I have a blister right here, lad. Have a gander at my blister.

>>73319064

id suck your cock desu

>>73319077
i'll get u addy for tren and cock suck

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springbok > all other national animals

eagles = lame
kangaroos = lame
beavers = lame
roosters (seriously what the fuck france) = lame
springboks = cool as FUCK

just look at these fuckers

>>73319088
indeed

why dont we just kill everyone who speaks favorably of israel

>>73318971
all the cities in Washington are very liberal but there's a lot of small town rural areas that are conservative. I'm from the small town part

>>73319088
Pelicans are much better than springboks

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BUT THEY WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

My last poll of the night
http://www.strawpoll.me/12700337

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>One step closer to WW3
Why didn't you vote for him?

>>73319098
Because the Jews will kill you

>>73319098
That's everyone who's a staunch Republican, which is like, half of the nation probably.

Brb gonna reseal this blister wound I showed to Taiwain.

>>73319123
i am going to end the jewish race and wipe their memory from the face of the earth

>>73319127

good

wish canada would be more into rugby

hockey is good but it's only a winter sport and canadian football is too similar to yank football

>>73319114
My body is a temple to YWH, no money is worth it's desecration

Are CHIs people?

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>canadian football

>all these closetdwellers who would turn down TEN MILLION DOLLARS, enough to last a lifetime on

>>73319158
CHIcagoans are not people

>>73319114
four people voted for the top money option

wtf is wrong with them

imagine fucking a trap

>>73319115
Because I make better guacamole than him, and I do it on a restaurant scale for hundreds of people on a daily basis.

Jeb wishes he had my guacamole recipe.

Reminder that the only way to prove that you're straight is to suck off a guy and make sure you don't like it

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>>73319114
>Turn down his money, instead you pay him. (this is the ultimate faggotry option)

>>73319183
i'm not going to do that

>>73319171
Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but
>How much does it take for you to accept the offer?

I think it was clear you were supposed to pick the minimum option.

if i was conway size id be gay too

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Why the fuck does Tequila smell and taste so weird?

>>73319171

What, why not? Wont have to work a day in my life and can get everything i want.

>>73319216
Because no one would ever pay you that much AND you wouldn't be able to suck a dick.
It's a lose/lose.

You guys should buy kosher pepsi
Secret redpill because it has no corn syrup, only sugar

Do Canadians actually like their country?

>>73319183
I'd rather not imagine putting my penor into the backdoor of something sustained off of cheap ramen and poptarts.

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>>73319114
Why would you post what someone would be willing to offer for said job? Why would I pick the least sum over the max if given the option?

I just got off work, go on /cum/, and this is the first retarded shit I see...

>>73319216
but thats not the minimum

1 mil is still a lot of money

probably do it for 10k or less really

thats a lot of money for five minutes and it wouldnt be a habit

>>73319209
Agave you fucking child. Chances are you're drinking a mix of shitty tequila mixed with shitty grain alcohol to make matters worse.

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Do Americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches like some sort of spread?

>>73319249
>Agave you fucking child
Okay, Mr. Sanchez.

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woow really
really
wanna
fuck
samus

wouldnt seek it out but someone says hey here is 5,000 dollars suck my cock i would probably do it if no one would know and it was a one time thing

Because people are struggling with the phrase "how much does it take" (indicating what is your lowest entry point), I have revised the poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12700360

>tfw you will never be a meth cook in New Mexico or the Deep South
Feels pretty shitty, buds.

>>73319262
>you have to be Hispanic to know what one of the most popular liquors in the entire World contains

A drunk 20 year old white chick bar slut could tell you this.

Child. Fucking child.

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>>73319260
Y*nkees do, yes.

>>73319278
My neighbor is a meth cook

>>73319271
I'd only do it if I didn't have to swallow.

>>73319260
No. Mayo is nazi food.

>>73319290
Why havent you reported him to the authorities nigger?

>>73319290
can he make tren

>the black idea of flavor is covering everything in spices to the point of it having no real flavor in the first place

>>73319290
>My neighbor is a meth cook
Arkansas confirmed for worst state

i want to go to war to rape syrian woman

>>73319283
You've provided absolutely no useful information. Every fact you said (that it contains agave) is something I already know. I am a professional taster for all sorts of liquors but I have never touched tequila. Explain to me what drives the Mexicans to create such a product.

holy mackerel! I am just SO addicted to chicken nugget juice *slurp slurp slurp*

>>73319290
Appalachia?

>>73319301
Sometimes he gives us squash and tomatoes

>>73319260
That's super common in Mexico too
I also eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>bordercityfag

>>73319290
My neighbor shoots at people who drive up his driveway.

we should have a southern /cum/ meetup

i am in south carolina

u should all come to south carolina

>>73319324
That's the legal equivalent to hush money, hopefully they lock up you up too

>>73319249
t. 22 years old

>>73319317
dude it has agave in it lmao don't be such a child

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>>73319316
I want to kill everyone in the Middle East, women and children included.

>>73319308
why do you think they put hot sauce on everything

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>>73319317
>I am a professional taster for all sorts of liquors but I have never touched tequila

You could've rode this for awhile.

New
>>73319340
>>73319340

>>73319324
well, couldn't argue with squash

>>73319331
Protecting his property like God intended

>>73319336
idk how they're going to find out, my family won't turn him in

>>73319335
You mean /dixie/ meetup and it should be in the most central Southern state which, I think is Alabama maybe.

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>>73319317
>am a professional taster for all sorts of liquors but I have never touched tequila