/cum/

First for Switzerland

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emily

How this make you feel brown boi?

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>americucks

Just been thinking we could invade you considering you couldent win against 'nam farmers

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>Be europeeing
>get TRUCKED

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>tfw no cara gf

>>73315701
>Ahmed bin Christopher proud convert takes a picture with his soon to be widow before mounting his plastic explosive butt plug.

>>73315701
I bet she pegs him

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NEED a qt ruskie gf

The recent terrorist attack is part of a campaign to take our trucks away

>>73315727
>t.barely won a war against the whitest South Americans and had to bait the U.S. into WW1

>>73315746
When we defeat them in WW3, all the cute russian girls will be ours

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I'm going to the theater today and I'm going to buy snacks instead of sneaking them in the impress the lady friend

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>be americuck

>get TOWERED.COM

>>73315759
We actually won unlike you. VIET FUCKING FARMERS LMAO

>>73315768
be urself

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really activate the almonds

>>73315768

Not even yourself believe this.

>be europeein
>get TRUCKED

>>73315797
What did he mean by this

>>73315750
#BanAssaultTrucks
#IllRideAndDieThroughTheCrowdWithYou
#NotAllMuslims
#ReligionOfPeice

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>>73315750
No one except terrorists and smuggles needs high capacity trucks. Aussault trucks should be banned and replaced with pic related.

>>73315793
did the brits have no artillery?

>>73315797
I believe it, he's a cool guy and I think she'll really be impressed by him.

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How do we stop the eternal NY nigga?

>>73315701
I've never seen an Islamic girl, but please don't send some.

>>73315810

Who the fucks wanna impress a girl by buying snacks?

Unless you are autistic.

Which in your case, may be tre.

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>tfw no german gommie terrorist gf

>>73315832
They really big sluts desu, I think you'd like them if you like mexican girls.

>>73315839
Not being able to recognize obvious jokes is a sign of autism, anon.

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>airplanes too hard to hijack, start jacking trucks

>trucks become to hard to hijack, start jacking submarines

they're coming for our aquariums next

>>73315847
I want black girls, please send some.

>>73315775
>t.Lost a war to hillbilly colonials (though let's be honest the American leaders were well above your average British soldiers as far as class and wealth).

*is tired*

>>73315861
no you don't

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i'm a menace to society

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>taking pride in things you have had no hand in

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>>73315863

>british army was so incompetent they tried to bribe American generals to switch sides

>>73315818
no artillery and no intelligence.

>>73315861
you can have the fat ones, I'm keeping the suburban black cuties

They are BEST girls

>>73315828
Are you him and trying to get yous? I've never seen that muppet before.

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>>73315793
>outnumber louisiana swamp niggers 3 to 1
>still lose

>>73315832
Supposedly the vagina is off limits but blow jobs and power fucking the backdoor is all good.

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THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

Fuck Drumpf

Frumpf Duck

>>73315891
He's a NY fag on the /pol/ discord who won't shut up about Maplestory and how a penny is 1/100th of a can of Arizona tea

>>73315861
You really don't. The Spaniards reliance on natives in your country actually is a bonus point.

Duck Fonald Rump!

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>>73315868
>>73315888
I want theseee

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cop the shirt or nah

HATE SPEECH

IS NOT

FREE SPEECH

Hello I'm a brainwashed goy who wants to bring democracy to the middle east by toppling foreign democratically elected governments and replacing them by extreme religious head cutters, is this my designated posting thread?

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ate too much for dinner again

donald trump is my wife!!! I'm going to slap his butt!!!

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>>73315931
this

>>73315958
>toppling foreign [...] governments
foreign?

>>73315931
need more people like you in the world

>>73315958
yes it is brother welcome to the goy concentration camp

>>73315956
no

this whole new-goth scene is so fucking gay

>>73315964
STOP IT

we BOTH know that's NOT TRUE so don't even PRETEND that it is

*trips down the stairs with a plate of spaghetti*

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Still no kurdish gf, buds.

>>73315962

why are canadians so fat?

>>73315962
>eating too much
what language are you speaking?

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bombed a calculus 3 exam. hard.

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>my good posts get ignored

fuck yall

>>73316016
first we get them fat
then we eat them
keep it a secret

dumb coraposter

>>73316036
>bombed
I'm not a native speaker. Does this mean your exam was a bomb?

>>73316016
Poutine, all dressed chips and beaver tails.

>>73316056
he blew up the exam room

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>>73316042
hii~

>>73316056

No it means he sang a nasheed and made mincemeat out of himself and everyone else in the class room

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>>73316056
I did really, really bad.

>>73316069
can't fail a class if the class is dead

>>73316056
he did poorly

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>nicest person you will ever meet
>twisted fucking psychopath

>>73316056
i also don't know what he meant, don't worry

>>73316092
give me your coraline folder ty

>he's autistic AND uses a mac

do you have any redeeming qualities chicano?

havent slept in 24 hours buds
probably wont be able to when i try again

:o)

>>73316135
:^)
:o)
:v)

>>73316127
are you the alcoholic?

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nicest youtube chef you'll ever meet

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>when anon bombs his calculus exam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws

>>73315926
good post

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>>73315701
When did you realize Islam was the master religion? Even the Fuhrer wished all true Aryans would convert to the Islamic master warrior alpha religion.

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havent left my house in 2 years buds
probably wont be able to when i try again

going to a japanese steakhouse for my mom's birthday

i will wear my anime clothes

>>73316092
Actually a good post.

>>73316146
yup
spent all last night puking and withdrawing
was quite grim

>>73316190
fuck off leech

living during the time when the first skyscrapers were constructed must have been so surreal

>>73316191
do you look cute in them?

>>73316216
shan't

Why is this thread trying to emulate /brit/
/brit/ is cancer in it's purest form

>>73316241
more like the man in the ass

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>>73316224

fuck off with your faggotry homo

>>73316200
Just smoke weed instead bro

The bottle is bad

t. knower

fuck publix, fuck tampon gay and fuck floridian "people"

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new steve vid boys

a 2011 canadian MRE

>>73316265
your face is cancer because it's ugly lol

>>73316285
maybe when weedman legalizes it
have to stay clean for possible drug tests

Who'll win the Stanley Cup lads?

>>73316296
big fan

all i ever do in gta v is drive boats and follow traffic laws

am i an autist

>borepuck

>>73316294
>says the canadian whos never been fucked

>>73316265
>Why is this thread trying to emulate /brit/

ah, both generals are in english, i already see how /cum/ and /brit/ are basically the same, very good

>>73316305
What do you do?

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>>73316313
>playing vidya

of course you are

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>>73316308
The Bruins

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>>73316294

>>73316308
Absolutely sick and tired of hearing about hockey. It's not only during winter, it's literally all year long because of those stupid trades and shit. I've been living 25 fucking years now and it's always been the same fucking bullshit. I fucking hate hockey and its fans. Fuck you..

>>73316302
bit rude

>>73316346
t. Mohammad-Abdul Salawi

>>73316329
currently NEET
work in gas plants, etc running boilers and shit

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>Absolutely sick and tired of hearing about hockey. It's not only during winter, it's literally all year long because of those stupid trades and shit. I've been living 25 fucking years now and it's always been the same fucking bullshit. I fucking hate hockey and its fans. Fuck you..

>>73316346
this

>>73316359
neck yourself you disgusting plebean fuck

And no, I'm not a fucking durka or chink or anything like that, I'm just not a subhuman who partakes in the disgusting hobby of enjoying povertypuck.

>>73316396
samefag

>>73316305
I hate that shit

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Biden 2020 amirite hes so hip

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Why do normies like one punch man so much?

>>73316396
t. Chang Pong Pang samefag

hockey is the best and only good sport there is

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>>73316396

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I've spent over a thousand dollars on a shitty korean MMO.

>>73316446

no, thats Baseball

>>73316436
>democraps
>running a straight white male

ugh i can't even

>>73316346
This absolutely.

I live in Vancouver and for some reason the dumb faggots here all seem to enjoy getting angry over our shitty team losing every single year.

People actually get upset about it, and I wonder what they were expecting.

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my life

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>>73316396
>povertypuck
I like it.

>>73316359
>>73316426
>>73316446
Samefag.

Hockey is pure fucking shit. It's all money play. Get rich by smashing a fucking chunk of rubber, or be a lazy fuck on the ice and get paid anyway.

>>73316461
did you at least get a kpop gf

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im not dying in my apartment

where should i go to end my life, /cum/?

i should start taking tren

>>73316472

i thought about indirect kisses before.

>>73316477
No :^(

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r8 my plan to fix America.

>>73316396
you can't go renaming icefight you stupid fuck, poverty doesn't fit hockey

povertyball is soccer, because all you need is a ball and some flaming garbage cans as goal posts, also it's the only "sport" yuropoors and 3rd worlders

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Anyone else seeing this in theatres? I would go but the no singles policy is in effect at mine

>>73316525
cernovich couldn't pass his own immigration test

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>>73316537

I honestly dont know if you are joking or if you are for real

sometimes is hard to tell with ya.

>>73316525
Make identity politics a guranteed none and I'm all for it.

>>73316472
I wondered why this was hell for him. An image search resulted in the manga title (it's just one chapter):

I'm the Main character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay So Every Day Is Hell for Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvY9ZEl7JM

I am a crystal child. AMA

>>73316585
what is your favorite Panic! At The Disco song?

what should i get

https://www.kyotosteakandsushi.com/menus

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>“Look at me,” he said, speaking into the camera. “I did this to Susan Rice. I did this to Hillary Clinton. I’m doing real journalism. I’m destroying your fake news outlets. Look at me. Look at my face. I’m the media now.”

i want off right now.

>>73316607
1 (one) bowl of chicken noodle soup

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>>73316585
>search "crystal child"
>first result is Gaia

That feel when amerianon can have a harem of girls but he's gay and I'm a heterosexual guy who apparently can't have a harem of girls.

visited my parents and my dad is a little bitch
ma told he he's taking t shots now

>>73316649
>ma told he he's taking t shots now

ror

why does everything feel empty?

>>73316668

Because your head is empty cuz you are dumbass lmao stupid CAC.

>>73316673
I never thought about that.

what if i started doing tren and killed myself

>>73316702
world would be a better place tbqh

Better poll, please answer this one

http://www.strawpoll.me/12699804

How does one avoid getting drafted to die in Syria for rich people?

Not a fan of jewdism

>>73316723
by being me and having painful genetic diseases and mental disorders

>>73316707
That's better. Answered.

>>73316723
by realizing nothing is going to happen

>>73316683
whats a cac

Is xanax + booze a bad combo?
Doing it rn

>>73316707
>no both

Is shoving a knife in your ear a bad idea?
Doing it rn

>>73316758
You can select multiple answers in this one too

>>73316755
drink lots more and take lots more xanax shits goooood

>>73316755
alcohol is the devil's drink

>2017
>not being a teetotaler

>>73316755
take more xanax and od

>>73316755
Might feel a little woozy

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Girls with the cute feet in pictures always end up having fucked up faces

>>73316776
Water is actually the real patrician drink friendo.

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>fat landwhale emerges
>she speaks in her best Tyler Perry impersonation with her black girlfriends
>she's doing this unironically
>she's a wigger
>just want my sandwich to get finished so I can leave

Is drinking beer and having a bratwurst boiled in beer a bad combo?
Doing it rn

>>73316755
ya

>>73316771
Is it bad for you though?

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>tfw everyone in your family makes over $150,000 a year, parents & siblings
>tfw im a wagecuck working at an auto factory making $13/hour

>>73316755
Nothing like PATRIOT misseling your liver and heart.

>>73316803
>boo hoo i have a job and make decent money

>>73316803
You also saved a thumbnail

>>73316800
Yes.
Please don't.

>>73316776
>alcohol is the devil's drink
devil must be a pretty good lad, then

>>73316803
Might be because you're the kind of guy that saves thumbnails

>>73316829
>$13/hour
>decent

yeah ok, I barley get by you welfare queen

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>>73316836
Now make a Calgary one

>>73316787
Would still succ

>tfw I won't be making 150k/yr until I'm 31 years old

>>73316846
>yeah ok, I barley get by

..how many hours? back when i worked minimum wage i was easily able to pay rent, buy food, pay bills and have money left over on 40 hours a week

>>73316787
your not welcomed here feetchink

>>73316829
13$/h is actually really fucking low.
I work in the yard of a welding fabrication and pipe fitting company for 15$/hour, busting my ass 5 days a week and I consider myself as being underpaid.

>>73316881
24 hours a week, if i'm lucky i'll get 32

I have had a car for 5 years and still have le nofrendz
I am the king of ass burgers

>>73316920
oh, my bad then

hope you find something better soon dude

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>amine backlog is 58 items long
>it takes me several weeks on average to get through a single item
>tfw
I'm never going to make it, lads

tfw no close friends I could bum off of while I get on my feet

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>amine backlog is 58 items long

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>>73316956

>tfw you have ~8 years worth of another poster's annual after-tax incomes sitting in your investment account
If I wasn't rich I'm sure I'd hate the rich

gonna start drinking now

>>73316996

I dont think Ive even watched 58 animes

>tfw can't into investing
seriously, it just bores the shit out of me.

>>73316838
Satan is the best lad

>>73316755
Add pomelo juice

>>73315964
Enjoy tomahawk kisses.

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>>73316441
>tfw don't like any anime.

https://www.periscope.tv/MrTeaUUUU

live in 1 minute, 4 glasses gonna get ice tea poured in them. Emptying my ice tea pitcher boys

>>73317045
That's fine, just stick with ETFs then. Something like Vanguard US Total Market (VUN), or Vanguard S&P 500 are good equities that track the index broadly, and give you exposure to a variety of commodities, industries, and companies.

That way, you don't have to pay attention to individual stocks regularly, but you can get exposure to equity-tier returns rather than bonds/GICs/savings account stuff. You're making a huge mistake if you have more than 5k in savings and you don't invest it properly.

>>73316755
No, you need to take massive amounts of opiates, alcohol and ketamine...Then you'll have fun.

>>73315701
White guy banging way too pretty girl

do brits get mad at iced tea

>>73317154
Investing in ETFs isn't an excuse to just invest everything you have in a single ETF.

The 5% rule of thumb applies to all equity, regardless of whether it's single stocks or highly diversified ETFs.

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>>73317162

britfags get mad at anything

>>73317111
Try Akira. It's got none of the moe-garbage and each scene of its hand-drawn visuals are works of art in themselves. Pure Kino.

>>73317162
>iced tea
I thought that was what we called a dead brit.

>>73317217
akira is great

>>73317162
How about sweet tea?

>>73317234
only southerners like sweet tea

>>73315701
I'm feeling that feel again lads. That feel when no hot Muzzie gf. Stop before I kill again.

POUR THE FUCKING TEA YOU NIGGER

>>73317252
Post hot muslim grills. Especially with white guys

watching seinfeld

>>73317199
>>"you should diversify your diversified stocks"
No

You could go
>20% emerging market ETF (these are memes, but put that aside for the sake of the example)
>20% BIGCAP US ETF
>20% Smallcap US growth focus ETF
>20% Japan/Canada/UK/etc..
>20% bonds
And you'd be more than diversified enough for almost anything short of apocalypse.

Also, 5% is the bare minimum any non-institutional investor should have in a given stock at any time.

>>73317199
>>73317267

One qualifier on my point being that each fund should be from different good-track-record ETF companies so as to limit artificial risk.

I'm a Loyalist

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There is nothing wrong with iced tea.

Is the white man way of eating asian food.

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>I'm a Loyalist

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>when Dixiescum were literally ISIS tier

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>>73317267

Please tell me you dont get paid to do this

HE FUCKING SPILLS IT

>>73317284
What indie punk rock band does this androgynous fuccboi belong to?

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>why no m'lady, I wouldn't dream of laying down my life for Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

empty fridge

lads I come here because I am lonely. I think if I stay like this I may eventually off myself. What do I do.

>fedora (582).jpg

and i thought i was mentally ill..

>>73317300
>everybody that has ever revolted is a terrorist

Loving this meme.

>>73317339
join the club

I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, I HAVEN'T LEFT MY APARTMENT IN 2 FUCKING YEARS AND DON'T PLAN TO, EITHER

thanks for watching guys, that was a rush

>>73317358

t. dixie scum

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>and i thought i was mentally ill..

>>73315727
i don't know why brits still insist on using the L85

mum thinks she's a good singer

https://my.mixtape.moe/witwqi.mp4

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>>73317303
I interned at an investment bank for a summer but no, I have since escaped from that fate.

That said I still make money from doing it.

>>73315730
i heard models actually have really bad breath because of all the puking

>>73317358
t. Dixie turd

Also
>revolted

They were literally a bunch of bandits and peasants going around and slaughtering Union soldiers in ambushes and such.

>>73317376
good taste

>>73317395
Nothing wrong with killing Union soldiers 2bh. Not like they were people.

>>73317374
Post her mix

>>73317303

Just let the retard anglo canadian think he's smart, it's easier that way.

>>73317325
Stupid post in all honesty

>>73317374
she's a better singer than you'll ever be

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my bladder seeks release but I have not allowed it for 13 hours

that'll teach it. I'm the king of this body. how do you guys show dominance over your body?

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>>73317403

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>Nothing wrong with killing Union soldiers 2bh. Not like they were people.

>>73317425
I don't allow it to do any sports.

report taiwanese posts

>>73317392

What happened in June? You started on the job and you wrecked everything?

>>73317394
They also believe that gum and mouthwash are just silly rumors and are not actually real

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>>73317439

>>73317392

I mean, dude i havent checked it but i'm pretty sure 80% of that portfolio is positively correlated.

Also emerging markets are not a meme, specially when you go for volatility.

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>>73317440
who the FUCK said that. MANY good irish folk DIED at the hands of confederate INHUMANITY. those dixie DICKHEADS were absolute monsters when it came to treating our boys in blue with humanity

>>73317359
Wow that is pretty bad. I started feeling existential because I played Night in the Woods and seeing a depiction of wholesome friendship really moved me.
I'm sure things will get better for both of us. Sending positive vibes.

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>>73317403
t. assmad georgian

>>73316472
source?

>>73317482
t. assmad yank nonhuman

>>73317425
Refuse to give it exercise.

>>73317483
I'm the Main character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay So Every Day Is Hell for Me

(It's a one chapter manga called like this.)

i pray to god for the day we will ride north and burn the district of columbia to the ground

>>73317443
>>73317425
I stare at myself in the mirror until that loser blinks and looks away.

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>>73317499
IF YOU'RE SO PROUD GET THE FLAGS ADD-ON AND SHOW YOUR STATE YOU FRIGGING BINDER FUDGE HEAD

>>73317267
>"you should diversify your diversified stocks"
An ETF is still a single equity tracking a single index, which is why you still need to diversify. Yes, it allows you circumvent a lot of issues with, for example, single companies having unhealthy finances (and for only a fraction of the price of manual diversification). But, unlike say a mutual fund, there's no safeguard against the index itself. If, say, GE starts major bullish trends, your S&P 500 ETF (which, unless it's a small cap version or a covered call version or something like that, will be quite affected by) will still simply follow the index and there won't be any kind of safeguard. Even "actively managed ETFs", such as smart beta ETFs, will only be able to go so far in mitigating the index's underlying risk. And if you really think that an index is a flawless instrument of growth, then you're a clueless retard who's been literally blind over the last decade. Not to mention that ETFs typically lack solid sector diversification. Industrials are nice, sure, but having all of your eggs in the industrials basket is simply dumb.

>Also, 5% is the bare minimum any non-institutional investor should have in a given stock at any time.
It's the complete opposite you utter tit, 5% is the MAXIMUM

>>73317492
she should fuck off to an african or arab coutnry then

>>73317492
lol what a faggot

>>73317513

I doubt your mobility scooters could get up the hills

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>>73317482
t. autist West Virginian

>>73317456
I'm overexposed to Canada, and I think there was some fluctuation in oil markets then. But TSX was one of the best performing indexes in the world last year, still.
>>73317462
It is because I'm super lazy and use a lot of ETFs now. I go long horizon though and let volatility stabilize out. Still, that was a +~30% gain over last year, even if much of it was making up for the disaster that was 2015-2016.

>>73317504
thought it was the tagline
ty

>>73317492
I'm glad I'm not an american, I would be much less awesome than I am now

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>>73317339
Reach enlightenment.

>>73317513
I think everybody prays for that now.

>>73317542
Can confirm. I am American and not awesome

Favorite Easter candy?

>>73315926

This is a post of great importance.

>slept for 19 hours
what did my body mean by this

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>>73317534
HE'S FROM MARYLAND!!!!!! THERE SHOULD BE A CUM CIVIL WAR BETWEEN FLAG AND NON FLAG USERS

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>>73317563
Dark chocolate penises

Mmmm

>>73317569
wanted the pillow v

>Might get a C at best in Calc 2

Might kill myself lads

>>73317569
Once I slept for more than 24h. I had an infection.

>>73317563
TOP TIER
chocolate reeses eggs

*power gap*
MID TIER
whoppers eggs
jelly beans
chocolate rabbits

*extreme power gap*
SHIT TIER
hersheys, kitkat, licorice

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>>73317544

>arbys
>bankees

>>73317588
eh I got a B- doing it online. there are worse fates. did even worse in o-chem

>>73317588
Currently have a D in English and an F in astronomy. I didn't even finish basic algebra let alone reach calculus

>>73317544
Pretty interesting. Both a hilarious meme and an interesting read.

>>73317563
Lindt golden chocolate bunny.

>>73317596

i don't see any cadburry eggs on that list famalam

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491612543922.webm american apes

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>>73317571
Wait where is this add-on? I didn't know he was from Maryland desu, he just sounded like one of those identity crisis states on the border

>>73317571
cucks bounty

>>73317596
Agree with the reeces

But
>no peeps
>no Cadbury creme eggs

>>73317563

Kinder surprise eggs because America can't have them.

>there will never be a complete collection of metal gear solid games for the ps4
fuck koonami

>>73317569
You body is telling you to buy an alarm clock.

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>>73317563
I don't eat candy, because I'm not a candy-eating fruitcake
I don't celebrate Easter anymore either

>>73317642
>>73317642
new

>>73317620
google: "flags add on int"
Join the club my dude

>>73317569

You had important shit to finish in the dream world.