>one life >wasn't born in FAWKIN BAWSTON MASSACHEWSETS, KID

Pawk yer caww heeyar

>>73315557
fuck boston

>>73315557
Is it just a meme that Bostonians are terrible drivers?

>>73315581
FAWK YEW YA FAWKIN CUNT

>>73315584
The rule of thumb in america is:
People from (Insert city here) are terrible drivers.

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>>73315557
>one life
>wasn't born in california like all the chads and revelant people
>instead born in some shithole dead city in the rust belt
JUST

>being born in a major, well-known city
it's like you want your life to be hell

>>73315557
Drink some CAWFEE that always cheers me up.

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>one life
>born in small-town america

>Puritanism
>1600s Daesh
>original home of nofun
>no drinking
>no dancing
>spazzed out and burned people alive
>home of pretension
>original prosperity gospel
>mother of heretical quasi-Christian churches that keep popping up

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>one life
>born in an idealistic american small town with colonial architecture and an art deco theater downtown
It's easy, just be born elsewhere, Anons

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>>73316852
>>No drinking
Are you suggesting the Pilgrims drank seawater on the Mayflower? They had no issue with moderated drinking. I don't know where this meme comes from. Parts of Arkansas and the Deep South are drier now than New England ever was.

>>73316852
>>73317870
But yeah, other than that, you're right about the stupidity of the Puritans.