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Queens guards edition
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>>73315515
We're actually 4% muzzie
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what the fuck is a jf i dont care if im a newfag on brit
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Allah save the queen
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I read every JF post, Yanks* and Brits tend to all blend in together so I skim over them.

*yes I know Yanks are JFs
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>>73315515
Do you retards actually believe this look at the fucking statistic. We have 5% Muzzy Pop and your less than 55% white and had a nigger president now a neo con who sucks jewish cock. You fell from greatness now the only thing you have is a military that struggles in Wars against third world countries because your training takes like 2 fucking days
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>>73315501
Even if you take away the British Antarctic claims the British empire was still bigger by a fair bit
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>>73315562

Why is Peru so fucking gay?
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babestation
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can we stop talking about military
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>>73315585
it actually wasn't
so some quick wikipedia research
it was slightly smaller
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>>73315575
And what does 'Great' Britain have?
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>>73315597
uuuu
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hello, is this the thread for discussing british culture?
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>>73315608
what do you want to talk about
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>>73315627
bums
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>>73315614
In Context of what.

85% White

Dont lose wars against third world countries


An Actual question is why Canada is so shit, has no military is a shitty weed smoking country with no history?

What does Canada actually have to offer aside from being shit
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>>73315623

>british """""""""""culture"""""""""""
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>>73315644
Being a good wealthy country that's comfy to live and helps its citizens
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>>73315632
hate them lad

always ask for 40p

40 fucking p
you know why? so you amble in your pockets and bring out loads of pound coins and that, then the sit there expecting you to be like ah fuck it just have a quid m8

they can fuck off if u ask me
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real latex hours
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>>73315645
>yankcuckistan
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>>>/o/16972585
americans at it again?
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>>73315613
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Antarctic_Territory 1,709,400 km2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires

British Empire 35.5 million km2
Mongol Empire 24.0 million km2
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>>73315664
Doling out welfare to somalis isn't helping your citizens you dumb benefit scrounger.

And Pretty much every western country is wealthy.

Anything else or is that just it for your shithole
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>>73315549
johnny foreigner
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>>73315687

>hold onto a bunch of land for barely 100 years
>claim it has always been yours
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Noticed there's a lot of homeless people in Sheffield

Don't like them, annoying as fuck and make the place look a mess
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hello
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regretting voting to leave the eu lads. especially when things are uncertain with Russia. would feel a lot safer with poland, bulgaria and hungary by our side.
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>>73315691
Idk mate, you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile the U.K. Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.
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>>73315713
Hmm yes because the mongol empire was known for holding it's land and itself together for hundreds of years wasn't it
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ahhh yes, the ol' 'my country is better than your country' shtick
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Kind of funny how Brits think that their former Empire is going to crawl back to them after Brexit
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in the mood for some cheese in both senses of the word
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>>73315713
>>73315743

>being this mad we cucked you for 200 years
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>>73315697

Why are we the foreigners when you speak our language?
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WW1 was a mistake
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>>73315733
It's funny you say that because you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile Canada Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.
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>>73315691
Ah yes I forgot Mummy May kicked out all the Somalians and ended benefits
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can somebody post a pic of antifa that looks intimidating
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>>73315743

real pathetic, isn't it? I almost pity them in a way. It's like picking on a retard.
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>>73315607
good lad
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>>73315766
German unification was a mistake
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>>73315754
>>73315767
>the legendary british """banter"""
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>>73315776
here you go mate
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>>73315776
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>>73315772
here lad he's asking for a picture of you >>73315776
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america was a mistake


oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts


also kill all leafs
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>>73315801
another day in paradise for us hey lad hahahahaha

*sips while listening to runts squabble*
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>>73315800
Oh.. cool

*Walks away and talks to someone else*
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>>73315822
what does a runt look like? A rat, perhaps?
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>>73315767
You're the one so twisted up about Canada over silly memes
Canada is a better country and a fantastic place to live honestly.
You can complain about Trudeau and the wogs here all you like in your little semi-detached hovel in some dreary post-industrial shithole as if any of this political wank matters.
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anyone want a country toad done?
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>>73315808

>oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts

oh the ironing
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The leafs are being ruder than the Aussies ever were
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>>73315808
America will turn you into a mistake if you keep talking shit.
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>>73315843
i imagine a small and frail character with very thin wrists, a receding chin and patchy beard
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>>73315844
Oh.. cool

*Appears offline*
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>>73315851

do USA, it'd fit perfectly.
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>>73315859
You're only saying that because the polite canadian stereotype as subverted your expectations
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>>73315802
>covered face
>glasses
peeing my pants
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Yanks can't win any wars ha ha
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>>73315096
you can tell that dog wants to fuck her

and that she wants to fuck the dog
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>>73315859
do not provoke us
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>>73315878
That's only a stereotype because Americans are so boorish that basic civility and not swearing constantly is seen as super polite
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https://youtu.be/_-lFAduYgXs

need a gullible yank daughter
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>>73315509
God Save the Queen and Princess Anne of Scotland
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>>73315878
their sudden hostility surprises me more than the aussies' constant belligerence
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>>73315874
doing the stars would be tricky
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>>73315555
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if i dont get a gf by the time im 80 ill give in and get a hooker


are there any hot prostitutes
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>>73315897
hope Trudeau has fun while he still can, he's going to lose the next election badly I imagine
Depends how Ontario elections go
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>>73315934
Who will he lose to? Nobody wants the corrupt Conservatives back in power especially now with Trump making right wingers look retarded and the NDP are a joke.
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*picks up the /brit/ barbell and does some hang cleans*
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>>73315973
Fuck off talking about leaf shite
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>>73315981
go to bed
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>>73315980
*curls it*

haha mirin?
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>>73315981
oh hey lets go to timmies eh?
then we'll go to this new sushi place that opened up
I hear the chefs are from the japanese city of "canton" eh?
oh hold on now buddy let me get my snow boots and plaid fleece on
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why are lower middle class people so obsessed with the minutiae of the royal family's private lives?
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>>73315984
The new Louis CK is pretty good. The retarded /pol/ meme about him doesn't really apply at all
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>>73316012
leafs don't even have a culture

their entire culture is about three gimmicks
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post your tinder lads
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>>73316017

because they are mindless drones with nothing better to occupy their attention?
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britain is literally grim: the country

seriously don't understand why you all arent leaving in droves let the pakis takeover the small cold rainy post-industrial shithole that is britain
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>>73316017
are you making a broad assumption based off one post
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literally everyone is stupid except me
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What exactly is British culture in the current year? You're nothing but proto Yanks.
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>>73316053
hey what about me
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>>73316037
*inhales deeply*

FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT
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>>73316037
>no friends the tinder profile

lad is probably as autistic as it gets
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>>73315984
i really feel like i just figured out a revolutionary new way to post


think of all of the iterations of this. its a lot easier to show off your personality including the content of the post in with the picture. you can change the text and font of your post more easily to add a bit of flair to your post

giving more power to the image on the imageboard

this will be my last reply box based post
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>>73316045
nowhere will take us, you're right though
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New gimmick: place your capcha at the end of your post farmacia calle
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>>73316045
and where would we go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
ekki fokking switcha
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>>73316045
Ah yes, another yank whose only knowledge about other countries comes from Fox News and /pol/
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>>73316086
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>>73316045
I don't speak french so I can't go to canada (easily)
yanks all have whiney accents
australia will give me skin cancer
new zealand is stuck in the 70s
where else can I go?
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>>73316086
>>73316109
That's too many
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>>73316112
Ireland
Gibraltar
Thailand (captcha was a sign in thai lettering)
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>>73316119
yes i agree edith impasse
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>>73316075
>>73316085
surely australia and canada must allow easy immigration for fellow commonwealth members
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>>73316112
britain is the radical centre
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>>73316086
enjoy icelandic hip hop desu
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>>73316057
go to the pub with the bf and our mates
drink too much
get a kebab or a dodgy pizza
eat it on the way home
cuddle with the bf in bed
fall asleep
repeat
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doing a post ballard calle
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/r/casualUK

The new and improved /brit /
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>>73316126
don't think the micks would appreciate a pom
gibraltar is expensive and skin cancer
don't speak thai
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>>73316153
reddit
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>>73316130
nah not really, i'd leave to either if i could, need to learn frog for canada and need to accrue some marketable skills before i can move to australia
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>>73316136
nice lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqUTFIHvd_Y
this rapper is going to playing at my friends party
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>>73316148
that cat looks like it has a strong masochism fetish
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>>73316130
canada absolutely not, I looked into it and its just absurd what you need as a brit

australia is easier if you can find work, but you will basically have to dig latrines for abos in the outback for 2 years before you can get permanent residency
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>>73315973
The liberals have just as much of a corrupt reputation, it all depends who the CPC choose as leader

Both the NDP and tories are tearing him apart every question time
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>>73316148
i like this pic
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>>73316130
no you have to speak french and have a degree for canada
and australia is too autistic about immigration
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>>73316175
>1:32
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>>73316174
>>73316180
>>73316189
come to america lads
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>>73316177
FOY
>>73316182
cheers
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>>73316208
No lol
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>>73316208
America is ten times worse than britain
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>>73316208
beyond impossible, would choose aus or canada over USA though
literally don't understand your immigration system, insanely hard to get a place but insanely protective of people who literally just walk over the border, seems odd
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>>73316181
But the Liberals have better PR. By the time weed is legalized most people will have forgotten about his Christmas holiday thing.

Don't get me wrong I don't like him but don't see him losing.
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itsa good show
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>>73316208
legitimately don't want to live in america

the only thing that is good (better than britain) about it is hunting, but canada is good for that too

also its literally impossible
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>>73315851
Bhutan please
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>>73316246
move to mexico, paint yourself brown, walk across the border
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>>73316246
it's the current year so it's racist and sexist to enforce immigration laws that have been in place for decades
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>>73316208
lol
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You can get in to all these places with a degree. It's not hard to get a degree. Stop being a mong
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>>73315851
nepal
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>>73315851
ye
me
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Itsa me!
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>>73316293
I've got a degree but it's not STEM lol
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>>73316293
FONT

I suffer from chronic fatigue syndrome, you can't imagine what it's like.
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>>73316309
So you don't have a degree then
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Cuckio!
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So I had a go at my room mate for leaving her period blood all over the toilet and now there's a big campaign at my university to have me expelled
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>>73316326
woah... really made me think...
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http://thetalon.ca/how-4chan-radicalizes-white-men-online

>They call it ‘the red pill’ or the ‘slippery slope’. This is the process of indoctrination that 4chan unleashes on people. It starts small, with a general distrust of women. It escalates into a jealousy of ‘Brads’ and ‘Tyrones,’ (jocks, and their more racially charged counterparts) anyone who is potentially more virile than you, and who can steal your mate.

WTF? I hate 4chan now!
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>>73316333
good lad
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>>73316333
is this actually you or a news story you stole from rebel media?
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>>73316333
sexist
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>>73316333
disgusting misogynist
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>>73316347
>brads and tyrones

ummmmm
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>>73316326
just as a matter of interest, do you have a STEM degree?
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>>73316327

you rang?
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>>73316327
Great post! Keep it up!
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British culture seems a bit lame honestly, like 80% of the old traditional stuff no one cares about anyways so you never really see it, no one goes to church so the high Anglican stuff is kind of irrelevant for regular people.
Basically all you have then is going to the pub with some mates, popping pills at some chain club, or wandering about boring brick towns or yank tier new builds with nothing much around besides maybe a corner store.

I'd miss the freedom and outdoors living there.
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>>73316347
>Brads

embarassing
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>>73316333
publically shame her for publically shaming you
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>>73316352
this is me. Got an email from the university admin and I'm being summoned to give a statement.

apparently I'm sexist.
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fucking brad reeeee
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My resting heart rate is around 55, but I keep waking up in the middle of the night with it at 100+ then am unable to get back to sleep. Unsure why
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>I can get laid tonight
>but I just want to stay at home and watch anime
lads
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>>73316387
better email your story to ezra levant m8
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>>73316347
>Content warning: racism, misogyny, animal cruelty

stopped reading there
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>>73316381
I see you're an expert on British culture, you've nothing left to learn

you may leave /brit/ now you stupid fucking leaf
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>>73316347

linking clickbait should be punishable with a perma ban from life.
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>>73316347
this is blatantly one of the epic 4chan trolls at work
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Here's 40 shillings on the drum...
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>>73316376
liam?
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*shoves a vibrator up my arse and vibrates to a higher plane of existence*
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>>73316045
>tfw America is literally worse
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>>73316333

>living on campus

you may as well move into a cuckshed
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>>73316418

No, what kind of faggot name is that?
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>>73316057
>literal yank clone calling others yanks
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cuck.io
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no post on sundays
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>>73316387
write the statement ahead of time in a passive tone, mention depression and anxiety. youll be fine
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does anyone remember the cuckio meme

(asking for a friend)
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>>73316482
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>>73316500
big fan of this gimmick
reckon itll go real far
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Is there anything more reddit than Rick and morty? Refuse to ever watch a single second of it because of how obnoxious every single one of its fans are
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>>73316491

only oldfags will get this dank meme
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>>73316381
>canada calling anyone else lame
Top irony
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>Is there anything more reddit than Reddit & Reddity
Reddit
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cuckio is not a cuckold he got the name because he cucks people
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>>73316510

It's le edgy humor for the millennial r*ddit crowd
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wow cuckio is an actual meme now
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>>73316523
Only because it's true
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>>73315509
>tfw when no queen
feels bad man
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>>73316535
? It was always a meme desu senpai
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>>73316531

>threatens Tyrone's life with a knife unless he fucks his wife
>not a dyed-in-the-wool cuckold
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>>73316490
I don't want to go to university anymore

we're a generation of retards and I don't want to be part of it
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>/pol/ is now anti-Trump
>mfw
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anyone got a list of reddit things i should avoid? want to shape my behaviour around reddit but dont want to BE reddit
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>>73316510
>>73316534
don't get the hate for it desu, it's just a tv programme
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>>73316530
I AM NOT FUCKING REDDIT!!!!! OKAY!!! YOU ARE RIGHT IM WRONG AS LONG AS IM NOT REDDIT!!!!! FUCK REDDIT FUCK DFUCKN FUCKD FUCK!!!!!
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>>73316536
Yeah, extreme irony. At least you admit it
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>>73316552
not watching anime
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really worried i might be reddit lads
how would i know? what can i do to fix it?
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>>73316553
It's fans can't stop constantly referencing it. I've never seen it but a show where the main characters 'thing' is that he just burps over and over again is fucking dreadful. Family guy tier
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>>73316552

Whatever you do, don't avoid quality memes like Cuckio
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>>73316510
America and Canada

What kind of retarded name is Morty anyway
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>>73316552
monarchism
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>>73316582
>i've never seen it
sounds like great evidence to base your opinions off it then, carry on
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>>73316582
don't hate the show hate the fans
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>>73316551
https://twitter.com/markdice/status/850406960323215360
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>>73316387
Pretty straightforward argument: Just because the mess was composed of an exclusively female secretion doesn't make it any less of a mess. You'd have been equally upset, and equally within your rights to complain, if it had been urine. Your complaint wasn't that she wasn't a woman, it was that there was a mess. A mess made of semen wouldn't be immune from criticism, and rightly so.

If they expel you, talk to a lawyer. Or throw a used tampon at them and tell them they're sexist if they think that's gross..
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doing a delete my browsing history
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>>73316600
I've never seen the big bang theory but I know it's shite

You're either American on under 15 if you enjoy Rick and morty
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>>73316589
*smirks*
Well, since we're pulling out the top level banter...
*cracks knuckles*
It's a British name.
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>>73316582
it's funny though

genuinely can't imagine being so much of a runt that you base your interests and what you like on what 4chansays
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>>73316608
JUST
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Another utterly shocking boring day at work
Gonna do a late night gym once Mr Goldberg lets me leave
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>>73316629

>Italian infantry caught in tragic friendly gas attack of Ethiopians (colorized)
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>>73316640
You find a character burping over and over again as the shows main joke funny?

Fuck me. I'm glad I've got a good sense of humour
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>>73316646
How do these retards get hundreds of followers?
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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a.....

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
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best mate just got his first ever gf and he's so smug about it even though she's fat and ugly and i just don't have the heart to tell him that and knock him down to size even though it's getting pretty annoying
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>>73316550
please dont let it get to you, this procedure is normal and unless you literally ask to be expelled (which appears to be your current plan) you will recieve no punishment. she is currently the only one providing information to the university, your statement will change that.
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*stands up*
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DRUMPF IS FINISHED

>MFW TEXAS GOES BLUE
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>>73316629
I can still hear Bowser's laugh when he dies
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>>73316678
>Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
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>>73316678
never met a woman who enjoyed taxi driver
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>>73316636
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>>73316689
Far too long a post in reply to a story that's clearly not real
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>>73316661
the burping is literally a redundant gimmick. there's not one joke made about it or based around it.

absolute state of your life
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>>73316705
wierd his overalls dont atually cover his legs
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>>73316705
MIllhouse is not a meme
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just realised I identify a lot more with eliot rodger now than when I did at the actual time
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>>73316713
apologies for the 2 sentences
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>>73316678
>>73316709
I used to be obsessed with Taxi Driver

I've probably watched it 40 times
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>>73316714
Somehow that happens every 15 seconds every episode of the show isn't redundant.

>We can't think of a joke so just make him burp, that's funny!!
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>>73316717

The suspenders aren't for holding up his pants, it's for supporting his enormous brass balls
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Square head Saxon scumbags
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>>73316727
can't dodge the rodge
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considering starting a cuckio folder
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>>73316633
you don't "know" it's shite, you've been told it's shite and decided you didn't like it. Now when you watch it, thinking it's definitely shite, you will make sure you don't enjoy it. I'd tell you to watch rick and morty before you can have an opinion but the same thing will happen lol, try and keep an open mind about things anon
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where's our mexican
hope he comes back
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>>73316762
got beheaded
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>>73316762
nah
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>>73316741
it's redundant because it's just put into his conversation and dialogue. it has no grounding for jokes and isn't a set up for anything

you've genuinely got no clue but arguing like you've seen the show and made up your own mind. just admit you're a runt who bases his interests on what 4chan approves of.
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>>73316756
reckon there's only like 6 images teebs
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12699804/
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>>73316756
just did so myself

believe it to be a good decision x

>>73316762
going doopin' mental on /pol/ and r/The_Donald i'm sure given recent events

that's where he is when he isn't here
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>>73316757
This would be a valid argument if it wasn't absolutely 100% shite. It's not an opinion
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need a wee but i was just about to go to bed and im really comfy here

i get why people use pissbottles now
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>>73316756

I wished I saved more of them back when he was an /r9k/ meme
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>>73316786
for now
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Why has Islam never produced something this beautiful?
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sigmario would cuck cuckio any day
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are you into stock market
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>>73316793
s1 has an 85 on metacritic, that means it's objectively good
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>>73316780
You seem to misunderstand. A show where the main characters whole thing is that he burps quite often can't be funny to me. The idea of it is enough for me to know it's an awful show. I don't need to watch it. I'd never be able to get past that awful awful family guy tier gimmick

If you enjoy that low level of humour then good for you. I'd love to be that dull
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>>73316816
Yes, balls deep. Probably overexposed to canadian equities, but I had a +26% return y-o-y last year.
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thailad
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>If you enjoy that low level of humour then good for you. I'd love to be that dull
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>>73316814

Cuckio would take great pleasure in that I'm sure.
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why do people believe in an afterlife when there's no evidence that there is one?
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>>73316826
you seem to misunderstand. there's no jokes made about burping, it's simply part of a characters dialogue like stuttering could be. you are just revealing yourself to be a massive runtoid so self conscious that you can't even fathom watching something whatever you're trying to fit into doesn't approve of.

what an absolute shocker of a life you must lead
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if you lay out every frame of every rick and morty episode in a grid then mark the frames where rick is burping you get a secret message
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never eaten a baked bean in my life lads, i'm 100% sure i don't like how they taste though
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>why do people believe in an afterlife when there's no evidence that there is one?
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>why do people believe in an afterlife when there's no evidence that there is one?
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Retrieved and consumed 1 (one) Mint Slice from my Arnotts Mint Slice Value Pack
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'doraposters are almost as bad as braapposters
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>>73316858
You seem to misunderstand. Burping is disgusting and unfunny. I don't want to hear it every two seconds regardless of there's a joke written around it. The fact they can't even come up with jokes around it just shows you what we are dealing with

>let's just make him do a fart every 4 seconds xD

Reddit, underage and triggered
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really fancy a wank right now lads
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>>73315874
alright I did it, I made your damn toad

rate, hate
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>>73316886
go on, have another fatcunt
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>>73316856
its a nice idea with nothing actively disproving it
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>'doraposters are almost as bad as braapposters
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... and that's all I've got.

>tfw ran out of rare cuckio's
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>>73316898
big yank willy desu.
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>>73316892
>burping is disgusting
are you the unironically autistic lad?
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>>73316900
5/5 breddy gud
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>>73316904
I'd have to walk 10 metres to the fridge again and that shan't be happening (I'm fat, you see)
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>>73316892
really embarrassed for you desu this amount of retardation to fit in on 4chan
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>>73316927
19 stone 5'9 lad?
phimo? that you?
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>>73316811
They hate art
They destroy more than they create
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>>73316900

Why is Malaysiantoad sitting in the midnight sky?
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Just saw shan't being used for the first time in a long time
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>>73316863
I think it's pretty decent. I eat about 3 cans of it a week
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>>73316921
I don't see how that's relevant to what I was saying, but yes, I am.
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>>73316921
You'd find it funny if one of your mates decided he was going to burp in your face every 16 seconds for the rest of the time you knew him?

Just don't find it funny. Just like if the gimmick was a character fell over every two minutes. That isn't funny, there's no joke there
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Ron and Mickey is funny and you are NOT ALLOWED to not find it funny
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>>73316937
14.1726 stone and 6'1
zero phismosis
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>>73316863
'd
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What is the "bacon and eggs" of lunches?
I can't figure out the secret to a good lunch.
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>>73316907
it's silly to believe in something because it can't be disproved

because you can't disprove something isn't evidence that it exists

are the vast majority of humans just mind-bogglingly stupid?
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6'6 and built like a shithouse
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>>73316963
It's not a source of humour in the show lad, try and give it a watch then get back to me, see you in about 25 minutes
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>>73316972
Miccy D's Big Mac
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>>73316961
Embarrassing attempt
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bet my dad could beat up your dad(s)
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>>73316972
Sandwich and chips
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>>73316961
haha it's very relevant

i don't have the words to explain why but trust me it is
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>>73316972

>What is the "bacon and eggs" of lunches?

Lunchies, but I don't know if you can get them in Canada.
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friend said he was going on a date
asked whom with
ahahahaha
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>>73316972
tesco meal deal
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>>73316986
Nah I'm good. Why have it at all if it's not supposed to be funny, cause it's certainly not appealing any other way
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>she has tattoos
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>>73316972
the ultimate redpill is sweets for lunch
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>>73316984
>believes in no afterlife just because it hasn't been disproved
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>>73316941
it's meant to represent your 50 stars

dunno how i could've positioned the stars, given the shape of the toad and the way some of the stripes are longer than the others
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>be me
what the FUCK
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>>73316986
I've watched it and it's dumb
Boring snarky humour trying to be deep and dark while making "mature" jokes
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>>73317044
the call that saved the moderate rebels
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>>73317036
Looks really bad. Don't take requests if you can't come up with the goods
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>>73317022
It's just a voiceover decision, because the character is meant to be an alcoholic. Give it a try mate, speak in about 25 minutes yea?
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lads.....
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>>73317044

Bogdanoffs bow to Trumpdanoffs
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>>73317049
your medal is in the post
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NEW

>>/73317067/
>>/73317067/
>>/73317067/
>>/73317067/
>>/73317067/
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>>73315851
leaftoad if you would
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>>73317031
not just because it hasn't been disproved but because there is no evidence that it exists

not a single iota
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>>73317057
Nah I'm good. Terrible decision, enough to keep me away by itself never mind being blasted by reddit obsession about

>let's say get swifty to everything now xD
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>>73317073
second hand embarrassment
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pretentious philosoleaf is exactly the kind of person that wouldn't find it funny
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>>73317093
honestly embarrassed at myself. will stop posting for the night
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>>73315984
Question time shaping up to be interesting
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Bash the antifasc
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