Suicide & depression edition
I'm here
>>73313982
can I bum a fag
Good lads in
Bad lads out
lads...
A country renowned for chocolates?
>>73314006
thought I explicitly didn't invite you
antifafu was really cute before she went to uni now she looks post lobotomy
Yanks are welcome here
alri
need a bf lads
@3313989
ummmmmm don''t think i said the first bit did i mate x
>>73314023
laddy
Frig bys the women's hockey's where it's at tonight
>>73313981
Could say the same for any board
>>73314029
>country
nah
lids
>>73314032
*drinks your beer and shuffles around looking at the pictures on your wall*
Two headed boy
All floating in glass
The sun it has passed
Now it's blacker than black
I can hear as you tap on your jar
I am listening to hear where you are
I am listening to hear where you areeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TudLjZ_4VhU
mate....
need need NEED a 2d gf
@73314057
do not @post across threads you cretin
Business idea: suicidal people commit suicide and stop whining about their boring pointless lives
>>73314063
desu senpai
>>73314099
fuck you
>>73314100
lad...
first sober weekend in 10 weeks lads
>>73314091
Made you a gf, lad
>>73314063
looks in need of a good dicking
too bad she's a coalburner
Christ, I know it would be a shite phone but it feels mad that you can get a smartphone for £15
>>73314110
mirin her ability to full squat
imagine her squattin on ur dick
>>73314124
grim
>>73314131
grim
Gypsies?
I'm enjoying the alt right meltdown
>>73314135
no SHE'S NOT
>>73314141
>imagine her squattin on ur dick
>>73314131
well done lad
>>73314131
Hawt
>>73314139
we should set a minimum price on first hand phones so that limited precious metals aren't shortsightedly wasted like they are now
>>73314149
ivaankaaaaa *swoons*
mmmm/
doing a jeff mangum
>>73314148
A flag often confused with a Canadian university full of plastic jocks?
>>73314150
yeah she is
i follow her on ig she made it private and won't add anyone new now
she has pics of her with her black bf on there
>>73314149
>he wears a Swatch
>>73313982
never tried tomato juice before but it's pretty fantastic
>>73314191
The blatant plastic surgery is gross to me
yall...
>>73314149
>that watch
so the ol gf is back from the club and the first thing she does is tell me to make her chips.
fucking cheek on this woman.
>>73314190
Poor people buy overpriced iPhones as is
Time is a flat circle
>>73314191
she's not even attractive
all of trumps children except barron are hideous demon spawn
and barron's freakishly tall for his age so he's already a freak
>>73314205
no one knows any canadian unis la sorry
>>73314209
FUCKING DROPPED
deleted my folder
>>73314221
who is this semen demon
>>73314205
nobody knows about your shite unis mate
dream a little dre-e-e-e-e-e-eam o-o-o-o-f me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
>>73314218
Try putting a little bit of hot sauce in it
>>73314249
>>73314271
The other Canadians do and that's all that matters to me.
>>73314236
smack that bitch lad
>>73314255
An anti-fascist
>>73314300
how about you post in /cum/ then mate
>>73314255
August West, aka Antifafu
She was on Alex Jones's show after she was at a anti Trump rally shouting about reading Nitzche.
>tfw he hasn't fallen for the delicate grace of the Antifafu
>>73314306
M A X B A I L
The k gf
>>73314219
i think its just a lot of makeup and a bit of fat, shes always been pretty
BIG BOY CUP
who /preparingtheirdeath/ here?
hung up my noose today, although it's that blue nylon type rope
>>73314320
we've been through this before
canada is culturally more similar to britain than america
>>73314326
>reading Nietzsche and being antifa
How can someone fuck up so hard
>I can get laid tonight
>but I just want to stay at home and watch anime
lads
What is the best way to take with me the max. number of kikes (best option) or sandniggers (plebeian option) when i'll end myself this year ?
I don't own guns.
>in be4 'muh life dont do dis bruh', i took my decision alrdy
>>73314335
what if you get rope burn?
>>73314357
truck of peace
>>73314345
>canada is culturally more similar to britain than america
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
oh man, good one
>the welsh language is actually called cumrag
howling at the so-called "welsh"
>>73314335
Don't do it... that's one less /brit/ during real nigga hours
And your real nigga hours is my 6pm
>>73314345
oh boy now you've done it
here's your (you)
rewatching the left overs lads
>>73314357
Rasheed
>>73314370
^^^^
Hmmmmmm how do I unlock a phone then lads
>>73314360
well i'll be dead anyway hopefully
>hey anon, wanna bite?
how do you respond?
>>73314409
>want to bite?
>>73314335
I'm probably going to do a 'suicide by motorcycle'
shame to ruin my ducati though
>>73314335
>>73314405
hanging is a really horrible way to kill yourself and you'll be regretting it as you flail about madly trying to stop hanging yourself
>>73314357
A truck bomb or arson probably
Arson is your best bet since fire-crime investigation is little more than voodoo
>>73314370
cops took away my license away for DUI few months ago, ive the license for trucks but can't rent without my licence paper. I still have my 4x4 in the yard, only vehicle availible for me.
>>73314409
nah **hits vape**
>>73314433
wanna is want a or want to
NEED A GF
>>73314478
wrong
>brah posters
>>73314450
ram your truck through a synagogues doors
when do jews pray
>tfw gf
>>73314484
Why would you want a gf? Women are depraved creatures.
>>73314447
>>73314378
What's a better way to off myself then smart alec's
I already attempted cutting my wrists a few months ago and ended up looking like a twat when someone walked in on me unconscious
>>73314490
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wanna
no you're wrong
>>73314448
>arson probably
any good target in mind ? i don't mind focusing on politicians/globalists too btw
>>73314357
turn them french so they'll want to die too
>>73314205
>mfw i secretly post reviewbrah behind the gf's back
>>73314508
christ you're retarded do I really have to spoon feed you?
fine.
fine a nice high speed railway line with some form of pedestrian access, find out when a train's coming, then rest your neck on one of the rails
boom
instant death
Got called a racist in gregs lads
>>73314513
Idk
Scout out some areas, prepare for a few weeks before and map out all the entrances/exists then plan where you can set up for maximum damage
Even just taking out a building can be powerful, you can even take a few buildings down before they catch you
You can even keep a cyanide capsule or some other sort of quick poison if the cops come for you
>>73314540
seems a bit gory Tbh
hanging seems like an iconic way to do it
>tfw I run reviewbrah things, one of the biggest reviewbrah fansites on the web
Goml
took 12.5mg of xanax today
got called poor in harrods
>>73314501
>Fuck yeah, I'm proud to be a cuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDsYxCgR3tA
>>73314562
wow you're cool
babestation
called a lad racist in greggs
got called greg by racist lads
>>73314588
Thanks
>>73314558
perhaps you could devote your time to something useful like petitioning the government to legalise assisted suicide rather than just giving up on life because of reasons
>>73314558
hahaha yeah swinging around like a gimp puppet is a truly iconic death and you'll be remembered forever :^)
fucking melt
>>73314558
Try hanging yourself just a little and decide if that's what you really want to feel during your last moments
got called a lad by greg racists
How about just not topping yourselves fuk me
>>73314615
this post made me giggle :)
brah needs a gf
>>73314638
why?
>>73314619
I already did and it felt not that bad
>>73314614
>>73314615
not very constructive posts
>>73314564
450mg tramadol 1 hour ago
>/comfyaf/
racist lads got me called greg
anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme
>>73314558
jump off big ben
that would be iconic
>>73314357
poison water and food supply
>>73314676
how do I get up there
>>73314659
>I already did and it felt not that bad
you weren't doing it right
also who's going to have the misfortune of finding your dead body?
it's not fair on them
>>73314651
>you'll never be as swagger as reviewbrah
>>73314659
You might shit yourself btw
feel the top of roof coming off lads
>>73314691
This is such a shit excuse
>>73314688
dunno the stairs or sowt
my mfw face when no gf
>>73314655
Waste of time and money
Edinburgh's the best city in the UK.
Please do not let the Scots become independent and ruin it. They're too cucked to be responsible or their own decisions.
this is one of my favourite pictures of the last year
>>73314695
>ywn be as wholesome as reviewbrah
>>73314710
it's not an excuse, I'm just saying that you're going to mentally scar whoever finds your dead body
not a nice thing to do
desu lads
>>73314681
no i don't want to kill innocent normies. and poisoning is jewish-tier, i won't lower myself to their tactics.
anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme meme
>>73314731
it's been around for a few years
Hanging is shit
If you want to die go out like a Roman
Buy a big bottle of nice expensive spirits
Draw yourself a nice warm bath with maybe some bath salts in it to relax your muscles and let the blood flow
Light a candle or some incense, put on some music
Then after getting drunk slit your wrists deep up your wrist and forearm then just let the blood flow out
Alcohol will prevent clotting and dull any pain.
>everybody is giving a guy advice on how to kill himself
white pride worldwide
>>73314736
>not being allowed to kill yourself because it might make someone uncomfortable for a day or two
>>73314740
>not fighting fire with fire
this is why the goyim are losing
>no i don't want to kill innocent normies
>not using a suicide bag
it's like you WANT to die a slow, painful death
>>73314754
Snus overdose
>>73314751
Also film it for /Brit/ it will be artful and you will be remembered far more fondly for far longer than otherwise.
Might even be a bit romantic and get the /r9k/ fags emulating you
>>73314754
back2reddit
4chan is pro-choice
>>73314778
try it and then hmu
Did a giant poo that wouldn't flush and now my room smells gorgeous
>>73314761
>it might make someone uncomfortable for a day or two
mmm
not what I meant by "mentally scar"
>>73314751
sure this works but then you've got a dead body in a bathtub
that's arguably worse and harder to clean up
>>73314754
take your turn
>>73314731
2013 was last year?
Hate is my only friend, pain is my father. Torment is delight to me.
best way to go out is on a very busy railway line. Fuck up everyone's day and make them remember you by jumping in front of one outside Euston station at 6:30am Monday Morning
>>73314798
Sorry, I have Autism
>>73314798
Why do you care when you're dead?
Not THAT hard to clean up since it's all contained within the tub
Better than having to cut down some bloated hanging corpse and clean up all the piss and shit from the shock
>>73314783
but half a can in my lip and like a g of president in my nose
and had a vape
started feeling it
btw my nickname at school is nikki
>>73314761
>a day or two
i found my mate strung up about 2 years ago and it's fucked with me pretty much every day and every night since then. Not a great one 2bh, put me off ever killing myself though so theres that
>>73314778
>wasting your 1 life killing yourself like a total cuck instead of becoming a martyr to save the white race
>>73314806
fedora.png
>>73314825
the water and the blood and rotting body mixed together isn't very pleasant
>>73314835
hmmm i'm not going to support or advocate suicide attacks lol, i'm not a rasheed
>>73314832
was just outside the building when my grandfather shot himself
>>73314331
there's some heavy (and very well done) nose and eye work there.
>>73314774
kek.
i don't care, i don't want to finish my life as a poisoner. I just want to torture and kills as many jews as possible, is that too much asked ? =(
>>73314851
right so you're okay with killing yourself (and potentially mentally scarring others), but so long as you don't accidentally kill someone else while you kill yourself it's fine?
ummmmmm sweetie?????
>>73314853
alri toad lad
>never have that new yorker accent brah has
>>73314848
Again you'll be dead
If you're worried about your parents I think a corpse is the least of their issues
>>73314851
cuck
either live your life or don't. If you chose not to, you may as well make your death purposeful.
>>73313982
is there a better app for making friends than omegle? people just randomly disconnect
>hey boys
>did you know that
>ummmm
>drumpfs a nazi
>>73314896
literally just get a hobby
>>73314872
>I just want to torture and kills as many jews as possible, is that too much asked ? =(
It is if you're going to be too chickenshit to go for the highest score because "muh honor" (which you probably don't have any to begin with assuming your a loser NEET.)
>>73314896
you can add me on skype if you want
>>73314890
killing random people for vague political aims isn't purposeful, it's evil lol
i'm not the suicide mong btw
>>73314879
Hmm, don't know who that is. Sure isn't me.
hmm
can we stop talking about suicide and murder?
not very nice topic of discussion
>>73314910
I have hobbies but it's half 2 here and I can't be fucked folding origami, I just want a comfy chat but 90% of the people on omegle are wankers
>>73314924
thanks babe
>>73314335
I've said this before but I wouldn't recommend hanging.
I tried to do that to myself a bit ago, ceiling ended up collapsing and when they found me they literally sectioned me and I couldn't leave the hospital for over a month
now I just scar myself in private
Ask a paedophile anything
>>73314937
>killing random people for vague political aims isn't purposeful, it's evil lol
>specifically targeting jews
>random people
what will happen on easter if aussies are banned from making threads?
Fck me why are there so many suicidal people on /brit/?
>>73314941
yes let's change the subject
what are /brit/'s thoughts on thailad, communism, brexit, canadian culture, and donald trump?
>>73314942
I'm actually fatcam, so sorry i can't give that out
I'm too smart to kill myself
>>73314917
>asking me to kill white ppl randomly like a coward while i was specifically asking for an autotermination with kikes.
yeah sure thing Moshe
t' 'fu
>>73314979
real depression hours
>>73314969
I post plenty of toads in /brit/, stock up and get ready for Easter Sunday so we can take up the mantle if the Aussies fail
>>73314958
what's your address?
>>73314982
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>yank keeps posting this fucking lego head woman
>>73314969
hmmm yes you make a good point
>>73314993
did antifa just become a thing in the US in 2015 or
>>73314982
Prefer not to say
Hi friends. How it's going?
>>73314956
What is being sectioned like?
>>73315047
haha
>>73314941
lets talk about matricide and..... mulder
>>73314946
GOOD post
>>73314991
You won't find any white people at the synagogue
>>73315011
Nathan Bird
45 Simone Weil Avenue
WATTEN
KW1 6HF
>>73315037
There have always been these lefty mongs but it feels like they only started calling themselves "antifa" recently to make themselves seem more legitimate while they open carry airsoft guns
>>73315031
>expecting autismo yank to not be a retard
suicide lad
best was is to have a firing squad of 10 guys with loaded (no blanks) .30 caliber bold action rifles shoot you simletanously in the centre of mass
being firing squadded is p baller
>>73315037
yea pretty much
it's still not big here like it is in europe
>>73315087
firing squad is certainly my preferred method of execution.
We really outta bring it back tbqhf
>>73315065
good core
>>73315049
Awful, they take your shoe laces away, watch you shower, go the toilet etc
>>73315071
>down town with the lads
>see some tourist slapping a sticker on a light pole
>go and scrape it off as soon as he turns around
bout sums up my antifa experience
>>73315062
Like my meme page please
https://reviewbrahthings.tumblr.com
>muh auntiefafafu
fuck off already
the thing is pretty much everyone is anti fascist
the problem with antifa is that they think anyone who isn't a turbo anarchist is a fascist, rules are fascist, laws are fascist, police are fascist, government is fascist
basically they're idiots
/brit/ is an anti fascist general
>>73314087
that's a good song.
>>73315117
Wtf is this shit?
>>73315106
yeah If i had to be executed, thats the ideal way
>>73315142
>>73315129
I'm actually fascist though desu. Everything in it appeals to me
>>73315129
Im pro-fascist
>>73315142
EXCELLENT post
>>73315142
delete this
>>73315155
Mean
business idea: radical centrist fascism
Gonna cop this
Anti-anti-fascist here
>>73314961
i mean why would you specifically target jews? bit racist init?
guys.....
>>73315160
>>73315164
you are not representative of more than 5% of the gen pop in my opinion
>>73315203
shes bare ugly lol
>>73315198
>i mean why would you specifically target jews?
t. guy who was born yesterday
>white oppression of europe
really winds my watch
>>73315193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDq-035MeWQ
in ancient rome suicide wasn't frowned upon when appropriate, but hanging was seen as a womans death
>>73315203
literally looks like a boy
>>73315228
how would i even use a computer? i'd have tiny baby hands haha
Why the fuck is our military so small when we are one of the most powerful countries on earth which party fucked it up we could have so much
>>73315203
ayy lmao
Just got called a 'wasteman' at tesco express
the fuck does that mean
>>73315224
>>73315244
Ostern?
>She bare ugly senpai innit ting
People who talk like this should be shot
>>73315255
It's not really that small, it's proportional in size to our economy and population
>>73315255
UK focus's on tech and highly trained troops
Look up BAE, they're probably the best in the world at military tech
humans losing body hair was an evolutionary mistake
>>73315266
nah senpai
im only on beer 3
>>73315288
It is small for a country of 60M
>>73315296
I know this but why so little in terms of troops compared to other countries with the same population.
>>73315251
In Rome you could petition the government and if they found your reason valid they would give you hemlock poison and assist you in your suicide/dealing with the body after
>>73315282
are you dizzy blud
>>73315315
It's hard to get into British military
people are weak
that's it
>>73315307
explain your reasoning
>>73315193
>>73315244
>>73315266
>>73315313
samefag
>>73315219
That's why I lean more towards anarchism/futurism since I'm realistic when it comes to any sort of mass action
>>73315255
>>73315315
dont need troops to drop drone bombs 10000 miles away
>tfw no gingy family
>>73315315
gross manpower means very little in todays military environment
its all about tech/training and force projection
three things we are in the best groupings at
>>73315335
we wear clothes now instead
>>73315315
What countries of 60m have a stronger military than Britain? France is probably similar and that's about it
>>73315337
Leave me alone
>>73315365
How hard is it to immigrate to Iceland?
For example France Has a population of 66Million
And has 208,916
Italy 59M And 320K Active troops
But UK 65M People and only 150k Active troops.
I realise we are the best In Europe the figures just seem off
>>73315359
Manpower is still vital and we are lacking it
>>73315363
Really only china, Russia, and America are significantly more powerful military wise than the U.K.
>>73315378
Pretty hard
>>73315389
Russia isn't REALLY
UK has a larger military budget than Russia
>>73314209
i thought there was just one pic of that black dude on her twitter she may or may not have personally known? she also seemed to like posing with a bunch of other dudes and chicks suggestively.
>>73315386
brits don't have the stomach for a fight
>>73315386
Italy sucks
France is either about the same or maybe slightly more powerful than the U.K. since they have greater force projection
>>73315282
neek
>>73315378
Nearly impossible, unless you're Bobby Fischer.
>>73315339
>fascism has actually existed
>anarchism has not
Yeah mate you're realistic
>>73315411
>brits don't have the stomach for a fight
>create the largest empire in the history of the universe
>>73315378
You could >muh heritage your way to living in Iceland if you have an Irish grandparent
>>73315411
One British Soldier is worth 10 Yank yank weaklings
No wonder most of your population cower like cunts
>>73315399
Russia has a lot of old Cold War tech around and a better submarine force
But it's tricky to compare nuclear countries
>>73315424
Anarchism exists since every man is his own anarch, basically extreme individualism more or less.
Totalitarian Fascism definitely existed
Sometimes I feel so awkward that I make others feel awkward, like I can see it in their face, they don't feel comfortable. My Dad's friend knocked on my door thinking I was my brother. The conversation was so awkward, he apologused and went next door to see my brother and they were laughing and joking. I hate being awkward, you constantly feel paranoid whenever someone is talking to you.
Russia?
>>73315378
very
Figure it would be pretty easy for me to immigrate to Britain
>Police: Alright, it's time to go back to Iceland
>Me: Nah, I'm good haha
I mean, what are they going to do?
>>73315431
mental how big it got and how quick it went away
>>73315441
Have you seen that video of MUREENS crying and calling for Jesus under mortar fire while the brits just have a laugh about it?
>>73315413
I highly Doubt they are stronger than us Equal at the very least. They have more Personnel But we outrank them in nearly everything Else in terms of quality, Regardless France has an impressive military that needs to Up it's active personnel Like Us
>>73315443
Trying to think Nuclear weapons Aside because of Mutually Assured Destruction. Russia has a lot of manpower compared to other countires proportional to its 150M Pop
>>73315431
desu I rate mongolia higher in terms of landmass because the only reason britain is officially higher is because of british antartica
and I don't think antartica counts
>>73315431
and you gave it all away in a generation and are now 15% muslim overall
your capital city an ancient city dating back to roman times is governed by a pakistani muslim named sadiq khan
that's just sad
>>73315490
deport you sven
feck
>>73315509
>>73315509
>>73315509
>>73315509
>>73315509
JF's NOT invited
>>73315386
Just looked at the numbers, France's is the legit number of soldiers
Italy's includes gendarmerie and part of their police force, their number of soldiers is about 175,000
>>73315545
>gendarmerie
Adds up with HMG
>>73315490
you guys have freedom of movement with us lol
>>73315515
>you
ah yes, love this meme tyrone, how's emancipation treating tou?