Fiscal responsibility edition
First for Switzerland
I am a good person.
>>73312173
I would add Veterans Benefits to Military because if you spend money on military there will be veterans.
this is nice board
>>73312173
Is this us? Because I know part of our budget is interest payments on loans.
>>73312173
For real those, who's that retarded autistic cuck who responds to other posts without replying to them with the >>POSTNUMBER was he that faggot using the @ symbol to reply to some other anons?
Damn the Saudis love Dr*mpf now
>>73312340
ARAB'D
>For real those, who's that retarded autistic cuck who responds to other posts without replying to them with the >>POSTNUMBER was he that faggot using the @ symbol to reply to some other anons?
>>73312340
Oh gee I wonder why
>new mexico
>>new mexico
>>73312371
>Clack my ass
>this thread
>autism.jpg
>>73312487
the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking
my girlfriend is applying to give a speech at the freshman convocation and she was asking for ideas so I said a couple of things and she thought they were good and said I should apply. should I?
>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking
>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking
would commit suicide if I lived in New Mexico
>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking
>>73312508
i just got here and the thread was new
but then there was nothing but greentext and fedora
we really are the worst general on /int/
>>73312498
>>73312537
>>73312542
What a bunch of fucking losers
>>73312531
You posted that in the last thread.
No one responded because everyone hates you.
>What a bunch of fucking losers
>>73312508
this
Should we kill all Christians for world peace?
Yanks? No thanks.
FOY
>this
>Should we kill all Christians for world peace?
>>73312603
We should gas all theists
>FOY
>>73312603
We should kill everyone who isn't me.
>>73312577
oh.
>We should gas all theists
Life is suffering, lads
literally /cum/
>>73312710
>>73312690
Yeah.
>>73312710
How can this happen?
>>73312710
Don't post this in the fiscal responsibility edition
>>73312747
why
>>73312805
>fiscal responsibility edition
Doesn't this edition spend more than half on the military?
>>73312823
I don't hate you, so I don't really understand why everyone else does.
I'm the only person you have left.
Tell me stories form your school lads.
>There was literally only one black kid in my high school she got here half way through the year
>She was literally the first person to LEGIT vandalize shit in the school
>she wrote 2pac thug life in big sharpie along with her full fucking name
/cum/ more like /bums/
>>73312856
>I'm trying to execute an elaborate plot to get you to clack my ass
>>73312863
sorry i should have been less fucking stupid she wrote this on a desk in the classroom if anyone actually cares about the post
>>73312734
>>73312769
>>73312805
Have you never heard of a mortgage before?
This Women's hockey game is actually quite good
Canada?
more like /A FUCKING LEAF/
>>73312863
>friends and I buy a bunch of those towel things that expand once wet
>put a bunch of them into toilets but didn't flush
>people who went in after us probably freaked out when the water started rising after they flushed
>school has an "investigation" into who did it after they got the towels out of the pipes
>never caught us
Fun times
*arrives in a Monster Truck*
>>73312906
Now I hate you too.
>>73312921
In quebec we dont even use the word "mortgage" it literally translates to "death pledge" or "death sentence" haha
>>73312863
some lanky, creepy kid who was always in detention fingered a girl he was with at a school dance and got expelled
he did it right in front of everyone
>someone just tweeted this at me
Kind of rude
*sneezes*
>>73312962
>"Mortgage" means 'death pledge'
Sure, but that's a reddit-tier understanding of etymology. It comes from the Legal French terms they used in the Middle Ages, referring to the pledge 'dying' on payment or foreclosure.
>>73312863
Ok
>Albanian doesn't like Croat.
>The Croat is a nice guy. Our ways home are partly the same and we often walk together and talk about grills and other interesting stuff.
>The Albanian is an asshole who told me that his father told him that the Swiss had done evil things. He doesn't tell which things, the Albanian was just a bullshitter.
>One day Albanian throws chair into the back of the Croat
>Nothing happened after that it seemed. No (temporary) expulsion.
>>73313021
were you not aware they were walling off your state
if you werent sent a notice you must be an undesirable
I wear holes in my socks like after having them only for a week.
My feet are very destructive it seems.
>>73312863
Literally nothing happened at my school. The only things I remember are the time someone threw a cinder block at an autistic kid and all the metal forks I shoved in the cafeteria's ventilation.
>>73313086
Sounds like you just buy really shitty socks.
the gf. She's a girl who's my friend but also my girlfriend desu
>>73313066
>arkansaw
>>73313103
it happens with all kind, no matter the thickness or fabric
the team i root for sucks!!!!!
I don't get why people on 4chan don't like sluts. It's not like anyone's forcing you to marry the girl.
>>73313124
>oregon
we did this the other day senpai
>>73313169
you're a slut and I like you :o
>>73313169
because sluts don't give me attention either
>>73313169
I just want a girl with a brain in her head and also ass
>>73313208
this
ALL PIZZAS SHOW BOW BEFORE ANCHOVY PIZZAS
INSHALLAH PINEAPPLE PIZZA WILL BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THIS EARTH
everyone enjoying a good rain
>>73313201
I'm not a slut but I am taking one to see a shitty movie today.
*throws you a beer*
>anchovy pizza
>>73313258
I hope you get to meet the ghost in her shell.
*beer slips through my pizza fingers*
>>73313266
*misses the catch*
*glass shards line floor*
>>73312465
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKE'd
>>73313286
I release my ghost in your shell bby
>>73313169
basic math and realistic self appraisal. There's only so many attractive enough women, and no man wants to marry a slut. Therefore, there's a short supply of women who aren't human garbage, and meet a certain appearance threshold. Well, that means there's every man competing for a reduced pool of women. It would be easier if we didn't have to compete for so few.
>>73313294
*forces you to lap it up, not caring about your tongue cutting on the broken glass*
>>73313245
its POURING here
>tfw an arkansawyer responds to you
>>73312961
>Now I hate you too.
oh
>>73312863
>our school didn't have a auditorium so we had to move all percussion equipment to the middle school the day before concerts
>we load the equipment into our cars and drive it over during school
>we usually stop at mcdonalds before going back to school and always bring our teacher a black coffee
>the guy driving orders a black coffee
>kid in the back seat heard the word black and yelled nigger
>he didn't realize his window was open
>the lady inside was black
>she tells us off
>the idiot driving tells her what school we're from
>we get back and the vice principal is in the parking lot
>she just says hi and we all go to class
>right when I sit down I get an office note saying to come see the security guard after that class
>wait for an hour stressing out while the class ends
>turns out my teacher just accidentally marked me absent
>>73313319
tl;dr the jews
>>73313280
>red or green
>>73313324
its POURING there
>>73313335
if twoface finds out you outed his hideout in the ozarks he'll burn down half your house
or theres a 50% chance he'll burn half your house
kek
>>73313319
Many of those men aren't doing any competing because they're sitting inside jerking off to hentai and posting ">tfw no gf"
there is this tiny asian boy at my college but he doesn't wash his hair
the team I root for did a good thing!!!!!!!!!!!
whats my arcade missing, buds?
cant do multiplayer fighting games or racing games
tfw no asian gf
>>73313389
The Chinese value any and all grease.
comfy
>>73312235
>>73313419
I like to be alone for at least half my waketimes.
>>73313460
your flag is a square lol
>>73313410
>no mortal kombat
>no mario
>>73313415
Don't fall for women of the orient.
>tfw date with an oriental this weekend
>>73313508
>cant do multiplayer fighting games
>>73313410
also
>no simpsons
https://youtu.be/BfAZQyPcz-I
>>73313506
I know. Isn't it nice.
>>73313559
does it mean something?
>>73313520
Fuck you frogposter!
>>73313595
>does it mean something?
Nothing.
Everything.
>>73313595
it means hes just as square
HEY EVERYBODY, SWITZERLAND IS A NERD!
A NERD!!!!
just started nofap
>>73313520
So the girl you were talking to is Asian? I think I should make plans for the weekend too desu. Got nothing planned right now.
>>73313595
I don't know the history of the flag. But probably it means I'm a nerd.
>>73313545
>listening to modern hacks sing the classics
shame on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ
https://youtu.be/zQlh6uK0uaw?t=4m23s
is he right?
>>73313619
frogposting is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E
>>73313689
I think he went insane or had something big happen to him or realized how shit losing his show was
>>73313672
yeah
made me nervous to text her because she's actually very nice
Should I see Ghost in the Shell in 3D or normal, buds? The 3D showing is like half an hour earlier.
>>73313748
Good luck on the date, bud.
Why does everyone have yellowfever but never brownfever
>>73313747
hes had a right wing edge for a while but since his show he's been a more or less open white nationalist on twitter
>>73313783
There's plenty of Californians here who probably have brown fever. Pretty sure one said he's exclusively attracted to latinas.
>>73313783
I have some brown fever. Theres a qt brown girl thats always in this study place when I get there and I really want to talk to her but idk what to say because i live on 4chan
>>73313773
thanks pal
Also just see it in standard, 3D is never worth it 2bh
>>73313809
Say "Ay bby, you want a carta verde?"
>>73313783
because your skin looks like my shit
>>73313783
only have pale fever desu
>>73313783
i like brown girls but thin brown girls are in short supply
most yellow girls are thin tho
>>73313806
not me
>>73313852
I think it was the guy from Sacramento.
>>73312432
I looked at this guy's twitter and I can't figure out if he's for real or just committed to a character
>>73313809
call her a fucking nerd for always studying
girls love being denigrated
>>73313837
shes like indian or nepali brown, some sort of unique variant cause shes not a poo
>>73313868
not me
I've always wondered, but why isn't Quebec part of "Latin America"? I mean, they speak a Romance language.
>>73313876
He's for real.
>>73313897
Then it was the other guy from Sacramento.
>>73313910
>He's for real.
can't make up something that neckbeard
Hey guys I'm back
the gf
>>73313985
>ywn impregnate Emily
Feels bad.
>>73313974
welcome back honey bear
Yockey was right
>>73314021
don't reply to me
>>73314039
This. Authoritarianism is the only way forward for the west.
Did you guys hear the news? I thought Justin Trudeau was a handsome playboy, not a warmongering hate-filled oppressive tyrant.
>>73314061
umm ok sweetie
>>73314077
>Did you guys hear the news
No, what happened?
>>73314077
>the Canadian leader backs the US
Who would've guessed.
>>73314000
iktf
>>73314061
Hey, I remember you telling me to kill myself when I posted the photos of the two girls. How's it going?
>>73314096
Justin said he backs Trump's missile strikes against Syria.
>>73314077
>canada is an american vassal state
>>73314077
#NotMyPM
>>73314127
I also told you to kill yourself for using a keurig coffee machine
>>73314153
You've told me to kill myself on multiple occasions.
>new mexico uses a keurig
wut
>>73314207
I'm lazy so I use a Keurig coffee maker sometimes. I also have a normal one too.
I'm tired and I hate my life
listening to some ska
>>73314077
Literally nothing wrong with what Dump did.
I hope New Hampshire goes red in 2020. It was so close.
>>73314227
>two coffee makers
>>73314263
Virginia too. I believe, if Trump can stop fucking up.
>>73313783
Everyone in this general is in love with me.
>I listen to Ska
>>73314263
No one cares about how you used to live in Poo Hampshire, Jose.
>>73314237
find a greater refuge
God bless America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytEkcDtaQA
I've just had an epiphany, buds. Drumpf is a controlled force by the NWO.
>got him elected to give people the illusion of a "backlash" against globalization
>made leftists think that Russia was behind it to promote hatred between Russians and Americans because relations were getting too warm for their liking and they need the three world powers to be rivals
>falseflagged the chemical attacks
>made Drumpf bomb the Syrians to rally people around their puppet
I suspect that they might be after me for finding out the truth.
My school's being left wing again.
>No one cares about how you used to live in Poo Hampshire, Jose
Everyone was very nice in Vancouver 2bh
>>73314334
pls send gf
>tfw drumpf becomes an interventionist
>>73314385
Washington or BC?
>>73314351
what is this?
>>73314421
BC
Washington isn't a bad one either though
>>73314264
I have two too. The Keurig was a gift. They're good for meme flavors you can't get out of a regular coffee maker, too bad it's expensive as hell to run.
>>73314421
>>73314385
and did you fly or drive?
>>73314385
>vanPOOver
>Ukraine
>>>/x/
>>73314439
drove up.
Stopped in for the night at a friend's house in Portland and drove the rest of the way up in the morning.
>>73314413
send weapon n shit to kill commies
>tfw flyovers don't even know man
LIKE DUDE
>>73314436
my roomie left me one but it didnt work so i threw it away
my toaster oven also recently pooped out
planned obsolescence is the devil
>tfw wagecock working on Saturdays
>>73314434
Yeah, Vancouver, BC is really nice. The tall buildings gave me skyscraper envy.
>>73314468
what border did you cross? Blaine?
>In'n'Out completely skipped over New Mexico and jumped from Arizona to Texas
I'm going to poison southern California's water supply.
There's a bunch of power lines that run all the way up a huge hill around here, and there's a big gravel access road running through the brush that goes all the way up. I want to bmx up it but you can hear the electricity crackling through the lines when you stand under them and it's got me spooked. Also got covered in ticks walking up it a short ways, it's gonna be loaded with them in the summer.
>>73314536
lol, what water supply
>>73314227
>Keurig coffee
I used to embrace it but then I realized I was being a lazy ass and find it more comforting to have a basic Mr. Coffee maker since it's easier to clean out.
>>73314422
Our school newspaper. I don't want to validate their obvious bait with an argument in an op-ed, but I don't like how they've imagined their role to be disseminators of opinion rather than reporters of stories relevant to the student community. Or how they have a piece criticizing the 'right-wing's tendency to argue through memes... when the whole satirical paper is just them strawmanning and spewing ad hominems and otherwise trying to debase the opposition without addressing any complaints that some of the student body has been voicing over the past year.
Here it is. The articles don't cut very deep despite all the pomposity of its composition.
https://issuu.com/ubyssey/docs/the_ubyssey_04.4.2017
vancouver is unironically one of the best cities in canada all memes aside
comfy as fuck
toronto is too busy sucking it's own dick to be good, montreal is alright but infrastructure is pretty shitty, calgary's good in the city centre, and the mountains are close, but most of it's suburban sprawl, and edmonton is calgary without the mountains
>>73314560
What's so hard to clean? Literally just pull out the part that holds the cups and rinse it.
>>73314486
It's a bitch, and buying quality doesn't seem to help. Shitty 10 dollar walmart appliance lasts for years and a 100 dollar equivalent just randomly dies. Almost dumb enough to make me a commie and seize the means of kitchen gadget production.
>>73314547
Enjoy your lyme disease anon.
>>73314522
I honestly didn't like a lot of the apartment buildings, they looked a little bland, but it was all together nice
>>73314523
Believe so
>>73314573
>vancouver is unironically one of the best cities in canada all memes aside
you can't just do that
>>73314570
Christ.
It's like they discovered 4chan through 2 year old archives.
>>73314351
that's kind of funny ngl
watching montreal vs tampa bay
>tfw haven't eaten supper and am starving because my roommates brought all their friends over and i don't want to go to the crowded kitchen
i'm so autistic senpai
>>73314612
what did you think of Blaine and the surrounding area?
Blaine is in whatcom county which is where I am from. Lynden(the town I'm from) is directly east of it
> The ancestors of the average African-American today were 82.1 percent African, 16.7 percent European and 1.2 percent Native American.
> Dr. Gravel and his colleagues believe this variation is explained by European men and African women producing children — in other words, slave owners raping the women they held captive.
>>73314739
Blaine?
>>73314748
no shit
>>73314351
This can't be real.
>>73314712
I know that feel, but then I get a sick sense of satisfaction knowing that they have to awkwardly quiet down for 10 minutes while I tend to my mac n cheesie.
Vancouver is such a beautiful city.
P*rtland is so ugly. Where are our skyscrapers??
We are about the same sive as Vancouver, but we have nno skyscrpaers
We are like the MANLET of North American cities.
Fuck P*rtland!
>>73314748
>Dr. Gravel
>>73314748
>The vast majority of people with slave owning ancestors in America are black.
>>73314800
plus you stole the name vancouver to name one of your shitty suburbs
thieves
>>73314570
It's an april fool's edition.
They just released it on the wrong day.
>>73314834
That V*nc**v*r is a Washington abomination.
We have nothing to do with that dump.
I lyk Portland
Scotland is Canada's future province
>>73314786
I already posted the link, its real. Why wouldn't it be real?
>https://issuu.com/ubyssey/docs/the_ubyssey_04.4.2017
It's the more centre-left-leaning major student newspaper, the super left wing one is:
>thetalon.ca
>>73314800
All of our skyscrapers rook same though thanks to Concord Pacific's pump-and-dump condo construction. Countless medium-sized economical soulless aqua-coloured rectangular prisms.
>>73314636
You underestimate the power of vancouver.
>>73314874
>having both new scotland and old scotland
nice
>>73314882
What are you studying?
>>73314536
It's shit anyway
Just like everything from commiefornia
>>73314893
But there's one you'll never have.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Virginia
>>73314927
>But there's one you'll never have.
Wrong.
>>73314923
bit rude
Stephen Miller is only 31 years old.
>>73314951
>>73314951
I know that many Americans believe that Mexico and Spain are culturally similar, but actually is USA who share culture with Mexico, except the language.
All the cultural aspects that the world knows as "typical American" are basically of Mexican origin. Tex-Mex food is basically Mexican food, the cowboy culture is basically of Mexican origin: rodeos, cowboy hat... also all those cities and states that twere Mexican before... Texas, California, Florida, New Mexico, Arzona; San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Jose... And of course the fact that most of your population will be of Mexican origin in a few decades.
>>73314974
thought you were joking
>>73314974
His hair makes him look so old.
>>73315003
make america mexico and british north america again
>>73315003
>when Europeans try to discuss America
>>73314951
>TN is green
Haha! Time to volunteer, again.
>us wipes syrian civilians off the face of the earth by mistake
>oops
>syria wipes syrian civilians off the face of the earth by mistake
>FUCKIN BARBARIANS INVADE NOW
>>73314974
How old does he look now?
It seems as if the ubyssey provacateur also wrote a piece for our radical left newspaper.
http://thetalon.ca/how-4chan-radicalizes-white-men-online/
>>73315003
>Let me tell you about your country
Dumb spic
>>73314974
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
He looks likes your standard fare arrogant DukeFag.
>>73315003
>yuropoor thinks he understands any of what he just babbled
Also, Texmex is basically Texan food that bastardized the fuck out of Mexican. It's barely recognizable south of the border.
>>73315058
>meme operations HQ
>Be european
>get TRUCKED
>>73315054
I like his tie.
yank gf
>>73315058
>Content warning: animal cruelty
shan't be reading that
>>73315058
>Content warning: racism, misogyny, animal cruelty
>animal cruelty
>>73315099
She's average at best. Why do you keep posting her?
>>73315058
>They call it ‘the red pill’ or the ‘slippery slope’. This is the process of indoctrination that 4chan unleashes on people. It starts small, with a general distrust of women. It escalates into a jealousy of ‘Brads’ and ‘Tyrones,’
You couldn't get anymore wrong, unless if we're talking about /r9k/.
>>73315125
because
>tfw no gf
>>73315157
>Brads
Christ, what a load of retardation
>>73315125
Average girls are the msot qt desu
>>73315157
Never heard the term slippery slope here. Isn't this just a logical fallacy?
>>73315157
>fucking BRADS
WILL WE EVER RECOVER
>>73315197
good post
>Thads
>>73315223
virgin
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>73315233
>things\don't click\cp
>>73315223
Dodie is gud wifu
gud jub
>>73315058
This is /pol/worthy dësü
>>73315258
me on the right
>>73315211
He's not using it accurately (why would /pol/ et al self-describe themselves as a slippery slope).
It refers to the fallacy that claims "once we accept X, Y is inevitable!", even though X doesn't necessarily lead to Y. For example, "once we legalize marijuana, all drug legalization is inevitable!".
>>73315223
not cute without her glasses
the ideal female
the team i root for is doing things that makes me question why i even root for them!!!!
>>73315099
She looks Canadian.
>>73315293
""""""female"""""
>>73315273
Well I'm not posting it there. Nu/pol/ is retarded and would overreact and probably try to 'doxx' him or otherwise succumb to this obvious bait -- Mr. Brad probably still lurks there, so he'd be overjoyed to see his piece get 300+ replies.
>>73315293
>the ideal female is a balding roach in a wig
>>73315340
>or otherwise succumb to this obvious bait
I made an obvious bait thread that literally said "Fuck Drumpf, nobody can be illegal" and it got 300 replies while everyone took me seriously.
>>73315324
believe she's from oregon
so a psuedo-leaf
>>73315340
/pol/ is still calming down from the airbase strikes.
They went from "COMPROMISED TRAITOR" to "what the fuck is even going on?"
>>73315372
..so you be sayin..
>>73315369
>tfw pseudo-leaf
Imagine this pepe is smiling and not c*tholic
>>73315397
>pepe
you mean apu apustaja
>>73315080
>>73315089
> That pain of ass because your "culture" is basically Mexican.
>>73315397
that's apu apustaji, my friend.
>>73315412
>let me tell you about your country and your culture
Go back to not having a job.
>>73315410
>>73315421
I never knew that was his name desu
I always just thought he was retarded pepe.
>>73315444
>I always just thought he was retarded pepe.
he is
>>73315410
>>73315421
This is north america you fucking cucks, we call him helper
>tries to negate the mexican influence on the US
>while living in new mexico aka a 50% hispanic state
why is the poo hampshire-it or whatever so dumb?
>>73315467
apu apustaja means help helper.
>>73315437
I'm just being objective, most of the cultural aspects that the world knows as "typical American" are basically of Mexican origin. If you do not like it or it causes you anal bleeding is your problem, Cletus Gomez.
>>73315372
>1% African
So the same amount as the average European?
>>73315482
Saying that there's Mexican influence on American culture and saying that American culture is the same thing as Mexican culture is two different things, you subhuman mestizo.
>>73315502
no shit, we don't speak finglish here we speak american
>ate two burritos
>non stop farts the rest of the day
>>73315507
>No, really. You know absolutely nothing about your country. I, a foreigner who can barely even write in your language, know much more about it. You need to listen to me while I tell you about your country.
Like I said before, you need to kill yourself.
jesus christ the STATE of the habs
>its a "disappearing captcha boxes" episode
Me
>>73315528
don't like the tone you're taking with me, boyo.
>arguing about anything
Stop.
>>73315544
Are they throwing it to keep the leafs out?
>>73315555
Maybe we should take our weenys out and settle this like men
>>73315563
yes
>>73315578
mayhaps
>>73315541
>You need to listen to me while I tell you about your country.
Well, as American you probably do not know anything at all about anything. So yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXk3PpvgRFA
>>73315605
did you get that video from 9gag
day 12 of nofap
reminder that I am superior to all you stupid animals
>>73315605
>that video
>>73315628
Are you the anon who rolled 74 days of nofap (or a similar number of days)?
>>73315605
>"You're stupid!" Says Jose, in broken English.
>>73315653
yes
>>73315668
Did I remember the 74 days correctly?
>>73315678
yes
Lmao at americuckistan