/brit/

anime

Anime

>Asking your mate to marry you and have a big wedding and make out and stick things in your bum
Weird

nigger

Dole

https://youtu.be/UKnyrHBwu10

new BLACKED scene is pure kino lads

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>>73312001
>somebody spent time writing this

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'rion

I want so rape a white boy and make him my whore

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Why didn't we listen to Tulsi, lads? Why did we let the neocons win again?

cartoons of the Chinese variety?

watching the women's hockey

>>73312061
I don't watch American cinema

>in work yesterday
>manager asks me if i can take an extra shift sunday
>keen to impress so say "yeah of course no problem"

>realise later what i've done

fuck SAKE lads i never have a weekend off any more absolutely sick of it

>>73312010
>>73312043
>>73312056
>>73312077
>>73312084
>>73312060
A you for everyone but the canadians

>>73312068

>>73312093
>tfw (((manager))) and haven't had a weekend off in a year

It's easy to be an alpha male in England because all the men are weak

In Ireland the men aren't chads but they're all pissed off Neanderthals ready to put a dent in someone's skull

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>>73312093

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land of my fathers?

animation of an oriental nature?

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>I don't watch American cinema

>>73312071
didn't you literally do that just now?

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>>73312129
Where were the Irish "men" when this was happening

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>cloudy out

>>73312146
this picture makes me physically uncomfortable

>>73312146
had a dream a few months back where i had a beard like that. jahans style, greasy, matted, patchy etc

shudder just thinking about it

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who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>73312123
if that's true that's your fault for not using your holiday allowance then 2bh

>>73312129
>Neanderthals
They were smarter than homo sapiens

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>>73312174
what about this one

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>mates gf comes to the pub with the lads
>she invites everyone to her 21st tomorrow night personally around the table, including people she's only just met, apart from me

not like i wanted to go anyway haha dumb slag

>>73312198
They were pasty ass autistic white bois

>>73312202
not really
is it made of teeth?

>>73312202
i want to smash it with a hammer

Lads. Got a case of the ol small butthole where it feels I have to push hard to get all my poo out since my butthole feels blocked up. Think it is hemarrhoids but my mum disagrees. What is it, lads? And no allusions to homosexual behaviour please, I am a God-fearing Christian

>>73312202
this is absolutely nothing
the horse hoof is nothing

>>73312146
this is fucking disgusting

>>73312202
I want to bite it for some reason, my mouth is salivating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWVMXLSS1cA

>tfw you will NEVER be this cool

>>73312174
>>73312180
When I was a teenager I had a mate who grew his beard out and it was really greasy like that all the time

>>73312190
>shes from south africa and adopts 2 (two) piccaninnys
i thought south africans were supposed to be redpilled

>>73312245
too much fudge packing desu

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>>73312010
I see that picture every single day
sick of it

Make women's hockey great again

>>73312215
thats a bit out of order on her behalf

if you weren't a beta you woulda said something
literally inviting all ur m8s in front of you and ignoring you

>>73312190
>be queen of the boers
>don't have kids and adopt some kaffers

howling

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At the pub lads. Now what do I do?

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How does this image make you feel?

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>mum finds out on facebook that one of the so called "friends" is throwing a party for his 21st
>asks me if i'm going
>its the first i've heard of it and i'm not invited
>have to just tell her I don't feel like it

>>73312010
lloyds bank is not the same as lloyds of london

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>>73312202

>>73312288
>if you weren't a beta you woulda said something
oh but i am my man
gonna show up anyway to piss her off

>>73312310
>this much of a beer turns a yank on his side

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stop posting these things before I go to bed

>>73312315
that actually look pretty cool

>>73312315
nothing

>>73312310
get pissed

>>73312215
Did she explicitly exclude you? You sure this isn't just a case of you being an autist and assuming she didn't invite you

>>73312315
feel nowt

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I've found God lads.

unironically wish i was irish
they're like the english but better in nearly every way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQlh6uK0uaw

>>73312336
good lad, fuck her (figuratively)

>>73312329
nothing

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>>73312365
>>73312358
>>73312350

women's hockey is one of the fastest growing sports. why aren't you investing now before it goes mainstream and you look like a bandwagoner?

>>73312310
>"""""pubs""""" outside the british isles

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how can white women even compete?

Fucking stupid little yank cunte can't go anything right

Go to the pub, get a pint and post here? Are you fucking wise? The absolute fucking state of Americans butchering European traditions

>>73312372
where was he?

lost Bob again
anyone seen him?

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>>73312372
Just in time for an upcoming Sunday?

>>73312381
alri padraig
hop back over the border why don't you

memes an' tha'

>>73312191
I recently used up all my holidays for this year going to Florida for a few weeks since I'm quitting
Next week is my last here

>>73312372
where was he haha x

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>>73312397

>>73312405
It's actually a bar and I'm waiting on a mate

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>>73312389

>>73312397
no

greasy beard chinless runt is the only bad picture

>>73312386
he looks worse every vid

>>73312398
i watched it at the olympics last year. the women tend to be pretty hot

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a bit cheeky, but leave an x if you would give me a lapdance

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well, does it?

>>73312447
lingerie hockey when?

>>73312417
im literally english mate

I want to invest in the stock market

Just stuck a tenner on Apple

I'll be rich in no time

>>73312281
The left only does these things to rub people's faces in it otherwise what's the point

>>73312439
*shrugs*

>>73312439
what do you do if this happens, just flush?

>waiting on a mate

Classic excuse of friendless losers

>>73312403
they can't

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>>73312403

>>73312315
Makes my hooves itchy

>>73312431
How dare you use the word "mate"

>>73312372
where is 'e la'

>>73312398
but i watch mcdavid play every time the oilers come to town

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>>73312483
You would probably need to see a doctor

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alri

>>73312071
Why?

>>73312362
nah as in she literally invited them all personally at different points of the night

then when we were all talking about going to eat tommorrow she said "after you, you, you (names and points at everyone in the group bar me) can all come to mine after for my party

'tin the daily dose of mises.org

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>so anon, describe your daily routine for me

>thought i had one mate at uni
>he's gone to some massive party with everyone else and didn't tell me about the party
ah yeah... an ice cold 'cide.... that's the stuff

>>73312403
Black girls are honestly pretty nasty irl in my experience, even the so called "pretty" ones

>>73312522
oilels games must start pretty late in britain

>>73312543
>>73312548
Snap

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>>73312527
alri mate

>>73312381
im 100% british
best of both worlds :)

for anyone who likes geopolitics: a fucking MASTERCLASS video from alex jones analyzing the syrian missile strikes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAdoFIIueU

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme

I like how Scots act as if England bullied them into uniting, and portray themselves as progressive and enlightened in contrast to those evil imperialistic Englishmen. Their little colonial scheme went tits up and they had so much egg on their face, they were forced to join with England.

>>73312548
wash, smoke a bowl, troll Redcoats online, go for a cheeky wank and then sleep, but not with you, whore

>>73312526
fucking hell how does this happen?

>>73312554
Well it's your fault for being a freak

>>73312548
well I get up around 12, make some breakfast. Hop on the computer and then... uh... hehe

>>73312548
11am: wake up, do a wank
2pm: get something to eat
5pm: go to the gym
7pm: get back home, do a cry normally
2am: go to bed

>>73312527
>newcastle

absolute swill

>>73312548
i wake up and have a few wanks to pictures of you honey ;)

*sips his piña colada*

>>73312555
fuck off leaf

>>73312548
it would be less embarrassing if i just got up and walked away from the table, miss
*walks away and doesnt come back*

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best MJ tune, don't @ me

https://youtu.be/C1kHeeEMe-s

might do a sleep 3bh

>>73312596
yeah maybe, still a bit sad though :(
at least i have YOU, my friend x

>>73312594
alcohol

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>>73312594
Not by accident, that's for sure

>>73312610
Whatever mate, I've been with black girls and they are usually trashy and not worth the time

>>73312624
idiot

>>73312637
Doesn't matter lad fuck it you'll live you don't need them x

The Scots literally made Canada into the place it is today.

>>73312643
keep posting

>>73312662
a shithole

>>73312526
no amount of showering could ever make me feel clean again if i did that

jesus christ i would literally off myself

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>>73312573

all we need are each other mates x we're all going to be ok x

haha just be yourself and you'll get invited to parties lads

>>73312683
bit extreme lad, it's only piss

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Lads trump isn't as good a president as /pol/ said he would be
SJWs were right and /pol/ was wrong

Really makes you think... hmm

chicken super noodles + microwave salmon fillets is GOAT poverty food desu

>>73312676
EXCELLENT post

Some fuckkng eejyt fucked out the dilute black current

Gonna snap some cunts spine in a minute

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>>73312667

>>73312732
All the so called SJWs at my school love Trump now

>>73312732
when has /pol/ ever been right about anything?

>>73312652
moron

>>73312728
you would get bantered about it even after you died

At 10 in the morning I jack off then have a shower. Some brecky, cereal, as well as instant coffee. From there the day is mine

I stand in the sun until around 12 then onto my computer I go. Funny YouTube videos, news and email checking fill the void. At 3 video games. I spin the random thing picker for what I'll play. A bit of violence and 6 its dinner. Then back to the action. By 10 its time for bed. One more sneaky penis pull and I'm off to bed.

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What the fuck is Israel's endgame?

>>73312732
Hillary would have been a bad president too
There's no way to escape

>>73312788
Mutually assured destruction

live and die a bernie bro i will

>>73312624
nah lad

https://youtu.be/2mbLpSquq84

>>73312683
fucking this, feel ill

*sheds 1.5 million skin cells every hour*

>>73312548
well i get up about 6AM, say the morning prayers, and then go for a 25 minute run just to get a blood flowing. then when i get back i rest for ten and eat my first meal at 7AM. i don't eat large meals, rather just small ones throughout the day because it's easier on your body. then i work from 8AM to 12PM and have my second meal at 12:30. from 1 - 2:30 i study an academic subject such as math, chemistry, etc depending on the day of the week; nothing serious, but just to keep my mind active. i take a 15 minute mental break, and from 2:45 to 4 i study German, and then have my third meal of the day. from 4:30 to 6 i practise guitar, and from 6-7 i have an hour of intense weightlifting and then have my post-workout meal at 7:15. and lastly from 8-9 i have my religious studies before the evening prayers, and go to sleep from 10pm-6am for a full 8 hours rest.

nah jk im a worthless piece of shit

like a dentist with a drill
i be diggin in dey mouth
first they swallow all my children
then i kick dem bitches out

>M-MUH MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN
>bombs and further destabilises Syria instead

What did he mean by this

>>73312841
*eats them*

>>73312788
>gif
fuck off
>>73312817
good lad

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>Bernie
Wouldn't even win in Canada

>>73312757
>cock earrings

excellent

>>73312857
Can't believe some people live like this

>>73312859
I know, thought he was meant to be an isolationist

*nibbles on your ear*

might do a sleep

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>>73312788
TO THE EUPHRATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
(to the euphrateeeeeeeeeeeeeeees)

TO THE NILE
(to the nile)

'TILL THE PROMISED LAND AIN'T GENTILE
(gentile)

AAAAALL THESE GOYS ARE VILE
(vile)

>>73312911
alri tyson

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>>73312894
Dog earrings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_evolution_of_Poland

doing a read

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would it work?

>>73312788
A giant zoo full of goyim

>>73312937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSindhXu7mA

>>73312788
from the Nile to the Euphrates, as G-d promised Abraham

>>73312973
what am I looking at

Doing pull-ups and shitposting to pass the time

>>73312929
>Israel invade Saudi Arabia
Which side would we choose?

>>73312973
throwback meme

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>>73313003
>tfw never done a pull up

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>Russia, England and Sweden all have terrorist attacks within a month

ISLAM CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>73312929
good post

>>73313011
>the current year
>picking sides
Very Yank like of you

Lloyds of London and lloyds TSB are two entirely different things you mong

>>73313018
Idk how many I can do honestly, usually I don't do more than 10-15 in a set

But I'm just using these storage racks at my work which aren't as good as a proper bar

Thinking about all the wrong I've done to people and absolutely LOATHING myself.

Going to make a very concentrated effort to be a better man.

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>>73313011
greatest ally obviously

would HAPPILY die for israel desu

>>73312859
He bombed an air strip that supposedly used chemical weapons with minimal casualties. He did this whilst gaining support of neo cons and liberals. He also did this to send a message to Xi Jingping.
I'm sorry you don't understand 64d chess.

realistically, what would actually happen if mecca was blown to smithereens?

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Might go to a protest against Yank imperialism in Montreal on Sunday.

>>73313135
Trudeau is the typical liberal really. Waves the gay pride flag, then sells weapons to Saudi Arabia and shrugs his shoulders while the US launches another war.

>>73313121
Muslims would go crazy, full martial law in some Euro countries tbqh

>>73313135
>wanting to get put on a CSIS list

>>73313121
i think muslims the world over would lose their marbles

as in even the moderate ones would turn militant and insane overnight like fucking i-robot

exporting the "screaming/screeching/howling" meme to /sp/

Fully about to chunder here lads

Would back a wahey but feeling way too ropey

doing a double life

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literally my life right now

>>73313219
how much have you had

Remember when /pol/ claimed trump would improve Russian relations

Lmao

*poos on syria*

i'm really, really good at eating pussy lads

i fucking love doing it so much

t minus 1.5 hours until the gf comes home i cant play games.

>>73313252
the only thing I wanted trump to do was build the wall and not invade the middle east. Couldn't give a fuck about anything else really
2 core things he promised every speech yet hes reneged on both

>>73313252
Is that why Trump warned Putin before hand?

So Trump is in bed with Russia or he wants to go to war with them? Which is it?

p[o kfbg[rij[v-[904tu=9

>>73313251
I have quite literally put away
12 pints (6 carlsbsrg and 6 DFs)
1 double rum and coke
1 double vodka and lemonade
1 Long Island iced tea

Spangled now
Been boozing since 1:30

>>73313329
lightweight

>>73313329
where r u

>>73312858
underrated

>>73313283
why does that mean you can't play games

are you whipped

ooh new steve videos

>>73313366
because i need to "grow up"

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Open your eyes, Trump is a Catholic shill just like the rest of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds32xuI_AZI

>>73313360
Southend

>>73313392
bellend

>>73313310
rex tillerson himself said that russia was given no warning

putin said he got no warning

those are far better sources than any news outlet speculating

>>73313329
absolute LAD

>>73313381
so yeah, you're whipped

if you manned up you wouldnt let your gf boss you round over trivial shit

Hope Islam will be treated like nazism in the future

Islam just doesn't have a place in modern western society

I miss the election season, lads. Was quite entertaining

>>73313423
modern western society is the only society that would allow an ideology thats literally the polar opposite to exist freely and even give it special treatment in said society

>>73313441
I don't, FOY

>>73313441
FOY

http://www.menshealth.com/health/men-producing-less-sperm

men are becoming obsolete at the one thing they're good at

>>73313165
That's why only idiots vote liberal and pretend they aren't "really" liberals

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>Hope Islam will be treated like nazism in the future

>Islam just doesn't have a place in modern western society

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>>73313485
>mfw a paddy replies to my post

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slavs are NOT white

itinerary for the night:

watch the new louis C.uc.K special


watch the apprentice to get footage of donald trump so i can psychoanalyze him and see how he acted on the show


drink water

>>73313276
what's it like? virgin but i'd like to try it

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>>73313482
Hmm true

>>73313515
why are a bunch of fat bald guys surrounding that woman?

why the hell do non-brits post here

>>73313546
fun watching them squirm

>>73313441
run up to the election and aftermath were amazing


trumps entire presidency has been fucking amazing too, i cant stop consuming media now. this the most entertaining thing to happen to politics in my life time, i always kept an eye on current events but didnt give 2 shits about politics but its been getting absorbing lately

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>>73313359
That's a dark toad

Here's a blast from the past for you all

https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA

>>73313566
Because this is the OG /int/ general

/pol/ hates Trump now

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>>73313583
Time for /pol/ to change its ideological direction again, perhaps?

>>73313492
I worry about this but idk what to do to fix it
The industrial revolution was a mistake

>>73313583
no one cares

fuck off back to 8gag

>>73313583
Good, he fucked up

>>73313583
It's left/pol/ and T_D

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>>73313601
Haven't saved a new toad in a while

>>73313583
wtf i love trump now
*trump bombs syria*
wtf i hate trump now

>>73313601
>again

/pol/ has always been right wing, newfag

now run along back to cripplechan

>>73313601
I can't imagine anyone going commie
That's like rejecting shit in favor of diarrhea

going down the park to watch some local footy

nice and sunny as well

I'm going deeper underground

hey gang

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would you?

>>73313403
>news outlet speculating

That guy is wrong about Trump warning Putin but the Pentagon said they notified Russian forces in advance of the strike

all the foreigners on here with better english than me makes me feel proper thick t b h

>>73313656
good lad

>>73313659
morning

>>73313655
aw cool have fun :)

>>73313682
me in the middle

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>>73313625
got 129 toads in the collection

>>73313492
theres so much wrong with our health these days that we're already evolving into demi-humans

>>73313682
>Disappointing 2 women for the price of one
Hmmno thank you

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>>73313714
>>73313726

>>73313659
Hola

>>73313714
Would do anything for a buffalo chicken tendies pub sub right now

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types of images that I collect:

>learning difficulty pepe
>timothy james byrne
>fedoras and other hats

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>>73313725

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>>73313737

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>>73313765
i collect fedoras as well
have over 400 now

also collect spurdos like pic related

>>73313718

bit odd. didn't get a (You) for that

has are hiro turned it off or summat

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my favourite toad desu

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tim really shouldn't shave so much it's really bad for his skin

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>types of images that I collect:

>>learning difficulty pepe
>>timothy james byrne
>>fedoras and other hats

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actually that isn't my favourite toad

i wanted to post the jesus resurection toad but it was already posted so i oculdn't and then i forgot to delete the comment

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>>73313798
The most powerful state in the Middle East?

>>73313682
one of my dreams is winning the lottery and offering them a bit of the money for a shag

NEED to shag them for the pure novelty

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https://youtu.be/DNZ30WxvQkk

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>>73313802

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>>73313828

>>73313607
i worry about it too but i think that in a few decades we're going to be able to restore our health and even surpass the health of our ancestors, optimized human function.

in the mean time just go for the low hanging fruit and try to reduce your chemical load by seeking out quality food, water, and air as best as you can.

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>>73313827
here have another resurrection toad

>>73313829
i had sex with a black midget once that's as novel as i've gotten

dunno if i could bring myself to shag the two-headed girl

>>73313845
MEME APROPRIATION

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>ywn have a brexit gf

Time for a blog post.

Well I just spent 2 hours listening to my mate argue with his gf. Had enough, so I told her I was sick of her kiddy games, only to have her literally scream at me when I spoke up. He defended her and I just fucked off home Inna taxi.

Why even bother going out anymore. AMA I suppose.

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>>73313859
thanks this one is quite good

>>73313865
White people invented Spongebob

>>73313861
wew story time lad

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>>73312010
my lad

is the one on the right literally just a head?

>>73313885
Would you have a 3some with them?

>>73313888
why is he so perfect lads

>>73313828
A state that would collapse without foreign aid from France, the UK, USA and Germany perhaps?

>>73313848
LOL says who?
In a few decades could be all living in abject squaller or dead

>>73313885
What were they arguing about?

WRONG WAY

DOWN A ONE WAY STREET

>>73313898
I heard you shagged a 12 year old

>>73313937
nah
were did you hear that
was gonna shag a 15yo

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>>73313934
>squaller

>>73313583
/pol/ is one person

>>73313861
>not wanting two conjoined heads fighting over giving your cock attention with their mouths

added to that they seem like lovely girls and as a proud beta that makes them attractive in my eyes

>>73313896
not much of a story desu just matched with her on tinder

>>73313959
venture into any thread and you will see. Hivemind

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>why yes, mlady
>I am a proud beta

>>73313936
yer faether wid be prood

newer

>>73313982
>>73313982
>>73313982
>>73313982

yanks not invited

tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic sex offender

>>73313959
Your mum is one person

>>73313682
wonder if they take it in turns to wipe their arse

>>73313919
Nah, she's a fat bint.

>>73313935
The argument revolved around a text message - not even joking. He'd decided to spend a day with his mate after he told him he had plans with the gf. Couldn't stop laughing at first, but after the argument kept going for 20+ minutes the realisation that my Friday night had just gone down the toilet hit me.

>>73314002
Don't feel bad there's probably a fetish for that on the gay scene

>>73313934
well no one has a crystal ball so yeah, we could either wipe ourselves out, an asteroid could hit us and wipe out humanity. we could live such unhealthy lives in such unhealthy environments that in a few generations we could be sterile. whatever.


but i dont think things will get that bad. we're very good at going in one direction so far that we break things, but we're also good at fixing the things that we break. in this case our health is failing as a species but i do pay a bit of attention to biotech and the shit that they're trying to do right now is crazy. detecting diseases years before your body will develop them by reading biomarkers/your genetic code. printing organs with your own cells. nanobots that can oxygenate your blood and keep you alive if your heart stops or if you're bleeding out. reading your genes and telling you what foods you should eat and which you should avoid for better genetic expression. gene editing. the future of healthcare is right around the corner 2bh

>>73314026
Should have left and got a kebab

>>73314026
>getting involved

you just say fuck yeah awesome argument cheers and walk off. they'll both direct their buttmad at you and you'll cop it all