Eurovision 2017

Is it possible for us to score minus points?

>>73311808
I'll be watching for the first time. What should I expect?

>>73312028
i dunno
last time Sweden was host so it was obvious there would be too much faggotry, and they did not disappoint
now i don't know

>>73312066
It will be in ukraine so take a guess

>>73311808
That's Ukraine tho

btw i like Ukraine's song but since they chose rock, they gonna lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KWZ4CKapPA

>>73312111
what, anti-russian statements and boicot against your wheeled girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu5kSWkZqOI

>>73311847
You guys should be banned from eurovision and the euros after brexit

can't handle us at our worst, you don't deserve us at our best

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>>73312028
A celebration Americans don't partake in, perchance? A shocking turn of events?

desu I'd completely forgotten. I wonder how the whole refugee/islamofaskisti dealio will be represented

in before some east euro scores points with tits again

>>73311847
not so far, despite our best efforts

>>73312183
All diaspora will be there so it will be massive shitstorm.

>>73312192
Eurovision has a few countries that aren't in the EU, a couple aren't even on the right continent.

>>73312259
I know.
Get out of the European broadcasting deal reeeeeeeeeee

>>73312323
Someone will have to pay our share.

>>73312139
Oh shit my mistake, I just saw blue and yellow, and "celebrate diversity" and my subconscious put 2 and 2 together.

>>73312183
Oh shit I kinda love ukraines song, as far as cheesy euro-rock goes.

Maybe it is because european culture is completely alien to me, but I honestly can't understand how can anyone enjoy this tacky shitfest.

I dont want int to get flooded with crossboarders again.
Hopefully they will make the sticky on mu this time.

>>73312503
Not even the performers take it seriously, man.
but it's fun the way /int/ is fun ;)

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>>73312761
>mu
are you fucking serious nigga

>>73311808
>"celebrate diversity"
>only a handful of countries don't sing in english

nice one, yurop

>>73313256
I dont joke around

>>73313413
/mu/ is a shit board and they hate music
at least say /tv/ or i dunno
there isn't really any place better than /int/ for non-american happenings

>>73313533
Then do it on pol since the Eurovision is being influenced by politics anyway

>celebrate diversity
>90% of the songs are sung in english
nope

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>>73313577
this idea is so crazy that it might work

>>73313363
>>73313578
>sing in local language
>get no votes because locals can't vote for their own country and nobody else understands their song
>sing in english
>get the wrath of SJWs on internet
oh the dilemma!

>>73312183
Russia has a handicapped singer, kek. Try booing them this year eurocucks.

>>73313660
>he needs to understand lyrics to enjoy a song
pleb

>>73313660
Not sure about you but most people in Europe have listened to foreign language songs (mainly English and Spanish) for their entire life.

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>>73313670
hmmm?

This time, Portugal has a chance(or not)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqdpYDDGFA

>>73314297
Damn, he's really good.

Shame only pop songs win, rock and slower song never have a chance.

>>73314297
The clapping ruins that version. Can't those plebs wait for the end of the song?

Here's a non-clapping version, with less autism and a better performance from Salvador imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Dp-UM24q0

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Whatever country sings in English or wins Eurovision in English is cucked and a disgrace beyond believe - the UK doesn't count, because we don't win anyway and we're allowed to sing in English.

Which countries compete?

>>73312192
>You guys should be banned from eurovision and the euros after brexit

Seeing as the UK actually has a worldwide relevant music industry, I wish we would leave this embarrassing shitshow. But unfortunately we're one of the biggest contributors and automatically get included in the final.

https://youtu.be/IPp37uz8vUs

our entry is so shit

>>73314376

lordi won some years ago

>>73314601
>our entry is so shit

Well yeah, it's the Eurovision """"song"""" contest.

>>73314511
here's a compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utaONsx0rt8
it says 43 countries compete

>>73314297
it's really good actually. i liked it

>>73314010
>mainly English and Spanish
so obviously most "winner" songs will be in english or spanish, or not?

>>73314511
Every European country, each country votes for their own representative act through the most watched to show in their country, then there's two shows, with half the countries in each, that whittles down about half of the overall countries.

Then the final determines the winner.

Israel also competes despite not being in Europe, because how dare Europe leave poor little ol' Israel out, goy.

There like a spoiled kid who demands you invite him to a party because "don't you know who my dad is?"

>>73314650
>Every European country
and some "special guests"

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>>73314630
>so obviously most "winner" songs will be in english or spanish, or not?
>spanish

That'll be the day >>73314473

>>73314630
Only spaniards sing in spanish and they're not very good at eurovisioning.
Western countries haven't been particularly good in the last 2 decades. It's mostly eastern yurop and scandinavia ruling the thing.

>>73311808
Who /montenegro/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWtqWD3TlaA

>>73314664
Yeah, Israel and Australia.

I don't mind Aussies taking part because they're pretty much 90% European diaspora and I generally really like them as people, but Israel competing makes me sick.

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>>73314702
I guess they're appealing to the LGBT audience

pretty wise of them, fags love yurovision

>>73314763
Israel has been competing since the 70s. Countries like Morocco and Egypt are eligible to participate as well, they just choose not to because they're too butthurt to share a stage with Israel.

Also, we are nowhere near 90% European, more like 75% and we haven't even sent a white European singer to Eurovision. In 2015 we sent a Malaysian, 2016 was a Korean and this year is an Abo.

>>73314630
Why are Ireland's song always so hokey and lame?

We've won it 7 times, more times than any country, and three times in a row, more consecutive wins of any country.

But the last ten years have been produced utter shit, despite having a great music scene over here, rock has always been our strength as a country musically, yet we always enter some effeminate guy singing music only grandmothers like.

For Fucks sake, people like energy, not music that puts people to sleep.

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>>73314856
Bring back the glory days tbqh.

>>73314630
I unironically think this is pretty great.

>>73311808
Very boring and safe pop. Doesn't stand out at all - midtable at best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac5xNUfzCY4

>>73314843
Not sure if it's a wise move to send such an effeminate homo to Ukraine though. They might boo him off the stage.

>>73314907
https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg

The best song we ever produced.

>>73314960
>They might boo him off the stage.
That would prompt the fags to raid the voting.
You should check how the tranny from israel won back in the 90s.

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Sweden will win. Calling it now.

Yup.

Reminder that Waterloo is the best Eurovision song

>>73320449
>Not based Lordi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

We gonna win this year.We are sending an actual gypsy.Tolerants and progressives will wet their boipucci from joy

I wonder if who wins this year will be politically motivated like last year

We should have won

>>73320729
Of course, thwy have an agenda.Jury voting was introduced for that reason.

>>73320729
Ours was better desu. So was the Austrian. But the Russian should have won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKwys-Y_0u0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U

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>>73320729
That bearded lady a few years ago was nowhere near being the best song but won anyway because we are yuros and must aggressively signal how pozzed we are

I'll be too busy playing computa games or shooting my air rifle or fixing something.

Aint got time to waste on yurotrash things.

>>73313670
Isn't the cripple they chose banned from Ukraine because of something to do with Crimea?

>>73320826
I actually liked her song and voice. It was very James Bond-esque.

But I can't really remember any other entry from that year. Who do you think was better?

>>73320868
The Netherlands was second that year. It was between us and the bearded lady. I also liked the bearded ladys song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99nZrYwkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRUIava4WRM

>>73320780
>>73320952
The Netherlands vs Austria

The USA vs Europe

>>73311808
literally have never watched

will never watch either what is this faggot shit

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i have no idea who this is, lads, and i don't know how to feel about not having a meme competing for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKk4JtiJny0


also, Hungary, are you ok?

>>73321164
She doesn't stand a chance I'm afraid lol.

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>>73311808
>Eurovision
We Ribbit now :^)

After the incident with the Tunisian DJ, I felt I needed to take a stand and become an MC

Who's up for Islamic Dubstep and Christian Reggae?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLN73Wn_1Js

she will win

the only one really relevant song

>>73321295
>Islamic Dubstep
Seems dope

>>73321395
I wish, 12 from me.

100% Italy win this year.

>>73321441
"In the name of Allah, most gracious most merciful"

*beat drops and Skrillex kills it*

>>73311808
wrong board
>>/lbtgredo/

>>73311808
I hope we send some refugeee kids

>>73312379
also the giant anal beads

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Following the Eurovision with /int/ is always fun, though the actual show is a shitfest. So I'd say I'm pretty excited.

>I will watch yurovision again
>I will enjoy the first half
>The voting will make me mad as fuck like every other time

HUMILIATING OURSELVES ACROSS ALL OF EUROPE WITH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stjsoO0NfM

JUST

>Watch Eurovision
>Wonder why Jews participate and why we stopped

>>73314763
We compete because we pay money to the European Broadcast Authority like the rest of you.

another yearfor eccentric gay attraction from europe

great!

>>73311808
>celebrate diversity
>90% will sing in english

Some country must send a middleeastern migrant to eurovision sometime or later, cmon

We might have a chance this year, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6tVGKzfhU

>>73326427
Italy will probably win. It's a good song too. Only Sweden or Bulgaria could beat you.

>>73325451
But Israel still has to qualify, at least with the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Spain and Italy they gain automatic qualification to the final so are guaranteed embarrassment (Italy not so much).