Best of friends edition.
>>73307913
runt life
anime
CARA
>>73307942
yes that's me, who is this?
Who's this bint the Ethiopian is obsessed with? I've been out of the loop.
Need to play a game but can't decide what game to play.
the no have gf face
>>73307499
It's a deep, passionate and primal desire which I can never realise because I'm not a hung black male (nor an attractive White female for that matter).
It's understandable if you can't comprehend these abstract lustful thoughts, it's a patrician fetish, not for runts.
>De Gaulle refused to allow any British participation in the victory parade in Paris. However, among the vehicles that took part was an ambulance from the Hadfield-Spears Ambulance Unit, staffed by French doctors and British nurses.
>When de Gaulle saw the Union Flags and Tricolours side by side on the ambulance he ordered that the unit be closed down immediately and its British staff sent home.
What the FUCK was his problem?
Another Friday with the lads....
>>73307992
bitter as fuck that Anglos saved France for a second time. arrogant cunt.
>>73307992
he was french
>>73307992
Myth of French self-liberation. They're very attached to it. Reality is that the French Resistance was by far the least effective of all the WW2 resistance movements. Poles made them look like absolute amateurs.
So I flushed an entire McChicken down my toilet. Now the toilet just doesn't flush the same. I managed to plunge away for about 30 minutes and I can now get the toilet to flush moderate sized shits but it still doesn't flush as quickly as it previously did. What do /brit/?
>>73307992
All the other leaders bullied him and didn't trust him at all.
remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
>>73307995
>>73307870
What point? That everything would be perfect if everyone was an atheist? Get your head out of your ass mate
always hold your head up high lads
>>73307992
embarrassed by his country and wanted to make his people feel proud
where my scotsboys at
>>73307992
he was a cuck
>>73308049
Bombtrack is the best rage against the machine track
>>73308031
>Myth of French self-liberation
de gaulle himself is part of it
Every French men acts as if he somehow salvaged French honor right after the war while also being unable to actually specify anything substantial he did
>>73308059
didnt say everything would be perfect. stop strawmanning so hard.
i like polish immigrants cos they're basically just imported rorkes
> kraut edition
not a fan
>>73307957
>Ireland was given independence right before the western nation-state ceased to be relevant
JUST.jpg
The future belongs to a one world government where wh*tes are increasingly marginalized, and only allowed to have colored children
>>73307988
Exceptional post
>>73307988
>tfw she only did one scene ever and disappeared
makes me mad, she was fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4hQG-XTVa4
When I first watched this 2 years ago, it put me into a pretty depressed state for 2 solid weeks.
Listened to it today, having avoided it since then, and it feels really warm and positive.
Really feel like I have a purpose now, lads, even though it'll bring lots of pain too. Life is suffering, but it's not all bad
>>73308104
You implied it, that Africa would have some mass enlightenment without religion or whatever, which is really silly
marion
Brothers
really wish i was born and raised in japan and not ugly
would've been such a peng existence growing up there as a good looking american lad
>>73308118
don't get the polish hate in your cunt
globally they've got to be one of the best immigrant people
>>73308189
didnt imply it either. if you're interpreting it as such then you're incorrect to do so.
>>73308191
cute
melenchon
Hahaha can't believe you fucking loser virgins are staying in alone on a Friday night AGAIN
t. posting on my phone while I'm out with the lads having a great time
>>73308197
*rotates monitor to face mecca*
need a winston churchill airport for london
remember when the ethiopian posted this?
germany looks like an irish man with a hat looking left
>"e-everythibg's fine...i love emancip-pation"
>>73308244
fuck off normie cunt lmoaao
>>73308172
good to know ya bent cunt
>>73308244
I'm at work and work all weekend until late at night each day
>>73308266
No...no THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>73308198
get this shit out of here
>>73308267
tell us about this girl lad
what was she like as a person? did she take it up the bum?
>>73308244
Pics or gtfo
>>73308244
I will be watching the Yanks get BTFO in women's hockey in the same room as the future gf
would like to know what it feels like wearing a suit of armour
>>73308343
hot and heavy and horrible, low mobility
>>73308343
what's stopping you from finding out
>>73308266
What the fuck is that?
>>73308343
I have chain mail and a helmet at home, it's pretty heavy but comfy
>>73308343
it's alright
though I wouldn't recommend it in the summer
>>73308364
cant afford one
>>73308313
Played golf. Total slut. Incapable of getting commitment from other men, and largely friendless. Likely cheated on me. Her brother intimidated me into dating her.
Wish I could have sex wit Ivanka Trump
pic not at all related
The /pol/ Civil War is quite a sight to behold tb h
>>73308244
>going out on a friday
uhh, try-hard much?
>I have chain mail and a helmet at home, it's pretty heavy but comfy
It's going to be the sunniest weekend of the year so far
If yours not going to a beer garden tomorrow then you're pathetic
>>73308412
t. Went to his first beer garden yesterday (Spoons) and won't stfu about it
>>73308169
Link?
>>73308392
>Total slut. Incapable of getting commitment from other men, and largely friendless. Likely cheated on me.
Literally my current gf ffs
>>73308395
>tfw roleplaying both sides in different threads when ultimately i do not care
this is even more fun than the days before the election
>bored at work
>can't wait to get home
>get home
>bored again in half an hour
>>73308412
do i get a pass if i have tonsillitis?
>>73308464
Good luck lmao
>>73308472
Post your willy for the lads
>>73308395
>Assad has been the most stable president for a middle eastern nation in a long time
Literally how is it possible to be this dense?
>>73308395
nu-/pol/ is actually a leftist infiltration designed to fracture and discredit the right
t. knower
>"one of the dozens of whites girl i've had sex with isn't really hot"
>"i hate being a black man even though i've blacked many good looking white women"
ethiopialad you need to be happy with being black
i really wish i was black cause being white sucks
it's better than being mexican or indian but that's not saying much
wish I lived in germany
>>73308464
how to a this gf?
>>73308395
Yea it's good laughs
/pol/ makes the best content still
>>73308472
only boring people get bored
>>73308469
Same, except I have a slight bias toward Assad being bombed, mostly because /pol/ will be more upset and therefore easily baitable.
>>73308510
weird post
>>73308515
Gib lebensraum
>>73308445
t. the yank who found out what a spoons was yesterday
I'll be doing a pub crawl but there will be no spoons
>>73308487
Are you confident you'd be out if not for tonsilitus?
Disciple of Lord Kek here AMA
>bored at work
>go home
>the bf is asleep
>wake him up and fuck him
mmm yes
>>73308361
medieval armour was actually lighter than modern military body armour
>>73308469
>if you think trump is a long you need to be a left wing wetwipe
Naw
Not a fan
Don't know why these lot are convinced anyone will migrate over to them again when they still push the same tired shit
>>73308395
>tfw far left
>tfw watching /pol/ fling shit at each other
>>73308510
>t. Cuck
>>73308565
Haha yea that's me
Can I come? How many pubs are you hitting up?
>blocks your path
>>73308450
addison belgium is her name
>>73308472
I literally sit here for hours doing nothing aside from posting on 4chan and reading my book, with the occasional burst of real work every so often.
Here right now for 3 hours so far and maybe have had 20 minutes of actual work
>>73308343
i have a compete suit of armour like pic related that i put on sometimes when i get drunk
I have chain mail and a helmet at home, it's pretty heavy but comfy
>>tfw far left
gf always have big skid marks in her knickers. is a massive turn off when im taking them off during foreplay.
>>73308266
lawl it does he looks irish and stupid
wait, so we now have a confirmed resident negro?
>>73308510
Why are Americans so strange?
>>73308565
yes
>>73308638
are you a billionaire
>>73308661
>basing your political beliefs on whether or not it'll get you bullied on your favourite meme website
ah yes very impressive
How is giving the government access to whatsapp messages going to stop a man driving his car into a load of people
>>73308621
been considering getting the souls games on ps3, probably dirt cheap now
are they good?
>>73308645
Woah me too lad
I'll need to get a picture of it latter, it's pretty cool
>>73308612
Was imminently about to have a wank but I don't think I will now lad
>>73308613
No idea, we don't really make plans like that
Tomorrow is essentially the first day of summer though so we'll end up in a few different boozers
>>73308716
demons yes
1 yes
2 not really
3 dunno
>1491581662444.png
>>73308696
follow my ideology NOW or I will call you MEAN WORDS
>>73308715
So they can hunt down racists and hang them in the streets to appease the moslems
>>73308663
don't you ever sniff it?
Do you think /pol/ will ever get tired of responding to every single news story with the same sense of smug satisfaction that the Jews are definitely responsible?
>>73308663
grow up
>>73308788
Yea you racist
>>73308663
don't you use toilet wipes?
Night lads
>>73308751
Sounds like a good reason to enjoy sours and IPAs
>>73308817
the syrian rebels have gone on record saying they are willing to work with IS if they gain power.
how can the west support them? do not get it
>>73308602
being white sucks it feels bad knowing that your race is dying out and your ancestral homeland (europe) is being demographically swamped into brown-ness and that these changes are forever and irreversible
must be what the native americans felt
me on the runt hunt
*walks towards you*
>1486940397504.jpg
>>73308830
yeh only kids wipe their arses properly. dickhead.
>>73308663
so gross
glad im a permavirgin
how come whenever i Name the Jew irl people call me a nazi
the prevalence of jews in positions of high authority is a fact, why are people so scared to talk about it
>>73308817
No because then they would have to think critically and inform themselves, and the world is scary and complicated. .
Uhhh but dude...... christians do terror attacks too!
*pulls out blog post from 2007 about a schizophrenic man*
SEE!!!!!
>>73308688
it's a replica
NEW PEE JAY DOUBLEYOU
>>73308855
There are still natives around
And brown people are not the issue, but traitors in our own communities
>>73308682
you're fine for this weekend, just promise me you'll maintain a presence this summer in your local beer gardens
>>73308910
Stop posting this ugly Yorkshireman
>>73308857
*blocks your path*
>>73308940
>ugly
Uh ...... Sweetie .......
>>73308868
That bitch honestly deserves the worst kind of medieval torture.
scouse culture has resulted in americans and canadians thousands of miles away using the term "lad" on an internet messaging board
gladdy would be proud
>>73307913
>>73308946
*instantly cums* ;_;
found the catchy song i couldn't find before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA
>>73308910
MAIN STREAM METEOR
REGRESIF LEFTUH
IMAGINE MOI SHOCK
>>73308910
why does this mong get so many youtube (you)s
>>73308910
thank god for the king of punk, to whom else could i go to formulate my opinions on pop culture and recent events were it not for him
Terror attacks on a regular basis and feeling unsafe in your own home town is just the price we NEED to accept for a more diverse society
>>73308977
ahh yes britain's worst prime minister
>>73308663
w-ew
>tfw ex gf always put on fresh lingerie every time I saw her
wow humans are so horrible ...why would anyone do this ,....stay safe swedn ......x
lads remember that one terrorist attack in europe that WASNT muslims?
that was mental
>>73308857
peak physique desu
optimal human functionality
>assed is le based anti-globalist dictator!!!!
>spent most of his time educated/ living overseas like most of his rich arab counterparts
woah................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... thinking in excess of my previously understood capacity...
>>73309024
>>73309053
ahh yes that one ira bomb
>>73309060
This
We need guns gone NOW reguardless of the risks or how many lives it costs
>>73309071
Responsible for Charles Gordon's death 2bqh
Reminder
>>73308925
>There are still natives around
of which a tiny percentage are not mixed also look at the state of them as a people they're all suicidal alcoholics
native americans have had their identity crushed into oblivion and their communities show it
it's a hellish state of being and it's what awaits white people ~100 years down the road
>>73309076
And some communist terror groups like RAF
>>73309100
Gas Yorkshire, county war now.
>>73309012
canada's crime rate is at its lowest since the late 60s, facts don't care about your feelings sweetheart xx
UPA FUCKIN BHOYS
https://youtu.be/143OGMSUedA
>>73309124
GIB BROWN GF
Completely smashed and so glad because I'll sleep soon and wake up early for Saturday
lads remember that one terrorist attack in europe that WASNT muslims OR irishmen fighting a legitimate struggle for sovereignty against the eternal anglo?
that was mental
>>73308977
those neckbeards
>>73309053
Breivik was quite banterous. Moreso because he survived.
>>73309119
It doesn't have to, and this is a result of people being complacent or worse, overtly malicious to their countrymen
>>73309071
i think the motivation behind this quote was him being a 19th century liberal, denounced the arab slave trade in east africa
cat's are shit
Ed Quran has 1.5 billion views on one video
How did le ginger guitar man become so popular?
>>73309116
Ctas are boring, dogs are either vicious or stupid.
Take your pick.
>>73308172
fresh tim
first for me in a while
>>73309124
B L E A C H E D
>>73309124
transforms into a tranny on the last panel
aphex twin/boards of canada is autistic dog shit
literally a random collection of noises
canadians fuck off
>>73309123
>>73309076
was talking about Oslo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wtvNIhGun0
refuse to pronounce celtic as keltic
>>73309136
Ironically it's due to the efforts of the tories to keep things in check and that all the immigrants we have here hate Muslim guts and won't allow them to fuck about
oh my god i'm just pissed of don't think that kungs is a good DJ he just axelerated the music pff
i'm not so sure for the spelling of "axelerated" sorry
>>73309245
yes, hello
>>73309024
Delete this at once OR ELSE
you arrive in london
>>73309235
classic molymeme
>tfw keep getting match notifications but can't log on to check because the internet has naughty stuff blocked which apparently includes tinder
>>73309247
the tories did not have a majority until 2011, it has been declining since the early 90s
>>73309264
>>73309305
underage out
>>73309216
Good lad
Pretentious reddit beep boop music
>>73309344
i'm 24 m8....
>>73308977
my hometown was named after him
nice place
you arrive
>>73309363
good post
literally me
>>73309163
it really is too late
europe has crossed the demographic rubicon
the only thing that could save it now is an actual hitler 2.0 coming to power but that's not going to happen
*jumps into your bed*
I leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo
Doing a Corbyn
>>73309365
Then why does your internet have naughty stuff blocked?
what is the most reddit tier part of the united kingdom
i leave therefore i enter
think about it
>>73309439
Scotland
OI M8 U WANNA BURGA U FAT CUNT AHAW AHAW *teeth fall out* OI ME KNIBBY-KNOBBAHS *picks up teeth* WHERE THA FOK CAN I FINE AN AENGLISH POB AROUN ERE *gets rained on*
>>73309418
FOR THE UNION MAKES US STRONG
*opens the door for you*
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>73309439
london
>>73309456
SOLIDARITY FOREVER
>>73309439
London/The South
>>73309439
London, Brighton or Cambridge, take your pick.
>>73309471
Had some hot cross buns earlier, very tasty
What's the strongest, cheapest alcohol you can get in Tesco to help maintain my crippling alcoholism
2l ciders?
my ankle hurts when it gets cold
>>73309437
would you believe me if I said I was homeless and shitposting from my phone that I charge with stolen electricity and I haven't felt comfy enought to go and get it unblocked?
>>73309471
an easter treat?
>>73309439
literally bristol or manchester
>>73309504
Is volume/percentage ratio an issue?
>>73309504
yup
prefer paying £0.50p more for 4 tescos lagers though, I absolutely hate the taste of cider
>>73309532
>>73309504
special brew
>>73309395
Hi SP
>>73309471
shes fat lol
>>73309543
>>73309561
What ever has the highest % for the lowest money
I wish they still did frosty jacks
>>73309504
Treat yourself to the Brewdog Elvis Juice, it's a lovely grapefruit IPA.
>>73309518
Why are you homeless?
>>73309439
London. Or Cardiff because of Doctor Who
Arabs praise 'Abu Ivanka' aka Trump for Syria strike and #AmericaIsOverParty fears army draft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ
i like this tune
>>73309592
Yeah it's the cider then. But you will have to drink a lot of it.
>>73309595
You mean that shit that's like £10 for 4 tiny cans
>look up fortunate son on youtube
>it ain't me starts playing
>>73309599
may's britain lad
fuck everyone in this thread
>>73309592
that's the 2l, £2 bottles of cider then
>>73309592
Go to a paki shop instead and get a 2L frosty jacks
>>73309396
Exaguration, it's not over but people really need to reevaluate their lives
>>73309652
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>73309645
Think it's the Punk IPA they put in the can, only seen Elvis Juice in bottles. Both fairly nice desu.
>literal alkys in MY /brit/
fuck off you degenerate filth
dont listen to them they're trying to kill you
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/22/girl-16-died-in-her-sleep-after-drinking-incredibly-cheap-cider-6464807/
>he's here
I wonder what he's gonna bitch about now...
>>73309657
*spreads legs*
>>73309699
FOB
>>73309712
I have approximate knowledge of many things, New Zealander
need a gingy waifu and daughter desu senpai
>>73309652
>>73309695
Absolutely fuming that I wasn't born a boomer in america, they got all the coolest experiences and nowadays they're filthy rich
>>73309748
bet you thought this was funny as you typed it didnt you
fuck off
>frosty jacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k
A stunning update on Friday afternoon from the Associated Press said the Pentagon is investigating possible Russian participation in the Syrian regime’s chemical weapons attack.
According to CNN, the Pentagon is particularly interested in whether a Russian warplane actually conducted the bombing run on the Khan Sheikhoun hospital where victims were receiving treatment within hours of the attack, “with the aim of destroying evidence.”
>>73309780
pua wa-eh
have never used a vending machine in my life
>>73309756
which one would you fuck?
Absolutely creasing at the schisms destroying the so called "alt right"
critically appraising research papers for my dissertation. hierarchies of evidence, intrinsic, internal or external validity, sample bias. boring as shit.
>>73309795
I hope they can wait until May to go to war with Russia
>>73309769
was reading about the gi bill and how it helped them after wwii, korea and vietnam massively
tempted to make frosty jacks my predrinks so I'll be seen as a hardman
The only pro Marxists live in capitalist countries
>>73309829
Just amazing what an entire generation can achieve when they collectively say: GIMME DAT
>>73309808
Alt-right is a media term and was never unified, too many different goals and simply being in opposition to mainstream liberal/socialism isn't enough to compensate for those divides.
>>73309830
buckfast is the patrician predrink. and post-drink.
love pins and needles
>>73309808
the alt right never existed
>>73309795
cyberpunk dystopia SOON
>>73309811
Psychology?
>>73309806
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im hungry desu
>>73309840
russian communist party still gets millions of votes, the second largest party after putin
>frosty jacks
Literally for posh girls who go to uni and want to seem cool and working class, so they start drinking that and smoking.
Drink a cheaper knock off version or fuck off
>>73309599
not sure
can never bring myself to do anything that would avoid ending up in this kind of situation. just end up either lying in bed all day holding back tears at how much I hate myself and my life or end up numbing it with alcohol, neither of which is helpful.
>>73309840
because the USSR during the 1918 revolution was capitalist?
(hint: it was a feudal state)
>>73309724
>dumb yank is so illiterate he cant spell entourage
kys
>>73309911
In that case it's probably a meme subject and you should study psychology instead
>>73309906
used to drink white storm myself
it was £2.10 for 2 litres, 7.5%
>>73309892
controlled opposition
>>73309884
I gotchu senpai
>>73309715
>>73309715
>>73309715
>>73309715
>>73309685
i hope i'm wrong about all this but the numbers don't lie
with birthrates the way they are and immigration how it is the math comes out the same any way you do it and it's not pretty
>>73309892
Because of old Churkas who miss the Soviet Union
>>73309931
do meme B.Sc's even exist?
>>73309912
You might have chronic fatigue syndrome, go see your gp
>>73309933
>tfw I missed this train
fuuuuuck, that would have been so good
hate drnking 2l bottles of cider piss
>>73309937
thanks bro
>>73309934
maybe but that doesnt mean the millions of people voting for them are all just kremlin pawns
>>73309956
this was my point
>>73309883
well?
'fess up
>there are qt girls reading YOUR shitposts RIGHT THIS SECOND
>>73309969
Yes. For example I have a BSc and MSc in Psychology, and both of them are complete memes
>>73309983
>>>/pol/
>>73309970
>chronic fatigue syndrome
Also known as lazy dosser syndrome. Get a fucking job.
>>73309970
what's he going to do? prescribe me meds that miraculously make me act in my own self interest?
>Putin: 80-90% of Bolshevik were Jewish
This one's a real thinker
>>73310001
there's no girls here
I always wonder if my friends realise ive never been with a woman.
I remember some in 6th form talking slightly out of distance but still within ear range wondering if I was gay.
>>73309983
myth
finns, ossetians, latvians etc all were relatively more pro-bolshevik than jews lel
>>73309933
Was a pulse man myself. £2 for a 2L
>>73310003
at least you're able to manipulate normies and bend them to your will
r-right?
>>73310068
they do
the virgin banter is a pathetically easy give away
>>73309993
this one honestly
connection error
>Also known as lazy dosser syndrome. Get a fucking job.
>>73310080
yes putin is lying and wrong about his country's history but this 5 minute chart from communismisgood. blogspot. org says otherwise
>tfw have the hand movements
>>73310068
good thing i don't have friends any more aha
404 memes not found
>>73310101
too old
>>73310088
Not even slightly unfortunately. Maybe I'll be able to after my PhD