/balt/ /ausnz/

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hehe

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>>73306214
Not true my father thinks about me as well

>>73306214
delete this

>>73306158
tall gurl is my fetish, post more pls

>>73306158

>tfw no tall gf
I've never felt like this so strongly before.

>>73306158
Amazonian warrior women

>>73306158
this is my fetish

>>73306560
>3. BESTONIA
>4. SCATVIA

HAHAHAHHA MANLETS BTFO

>>73306158
how tall is she ? 1.70 ? ^_^

>>73306214
I hope my mom doesn't think stuff like that, would be unfortunate.

Just got and had a shower

>>73306721
Almost thought you said just got a gf there

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>>73306598

>>73306756
their foreheads are longer then my dick

>>73306756
You can barely see they have eyebrows.
I don't trust people that you can't see their eyebrows.

ijjewfiwjasdfllmssktgmbekrm

>>73306741
Haha that must have been quite a shock

>>73306756
untermenschen

WE ARE LEECHES
WE ARE NOTING BUT FILTH
WE ARE DIRTY BOTTEM FEEDERS

>>73306813
Then your dick what?

>>73307013
define "we"

END MY MONGREL RACE
END MY LIFE
IN THE PURIFYING FIRE

Feeling kinda bad for the autist who got banned today
Wonder when he'll be back

>>73307048
lettland sux

>>73307108
He deserved it.

>>73307109
correct term in this case would be litauen i believe

>>73306756
no posts from ests after this

this literally shuts down the mongol

>>73307150
ik i didn't want to insult any of u so i tried not to make sense <3

>>73307186
no way they can recover.

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>>73307188
ehm ok thanks

>>73307243
can i take you out for a dinner ? my one and only gf was from lithuania so i have experience in satisftying you.

>>73307243
Slouched like a virgin
Shit waifu

>>73307289
i think i'm gonna have to decline, caucasus men scare me

>>73307319
ye whatever

>>73307371
once you going kavkaz you ain't coming kapac

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>>73307427
hey, don't talk to my weeb bf, okay?

>>73306813
they are niggers

>>73307483
that's my weeb gf now.
>>73307550
gib oil or we export armenian minorities

>>73307598
i am moving to Baltics anyways ;D
and armenians are bro tier

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>>73307598
no, I've known him for a long time now
he's my captive

>>73307630
>t.bagramyan on proxy
i am moving to germany btw

Good morning

>>73307680
still waiting in front of lenin mausoleum

>>73307724
Good morning. How is your day so far?

>>73307680
she is my captive now, survival for strongest *mangekyo sharingan*

>>73307737
i'm not pedojew

>>73307686
i have an armenian/russian friend from georgia that is also moving there
nah i am a jew/lezgin. that lived in georgian majority village during childhood

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>>73307777
so you're vladik? wait but wasn't vladik pedojew? you need to clear some things up
fuck
very nice numbers btw

>>73307798
yeah armenians and russians mix and they live in georgia, i know quite a few xD
lezgin/jew living in georgia and then in azerbaijan ? hmmm

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>>73307798
my hairdresser is an armenian who's family moved to iran during genocide and then back to the soviet union and eventually ended up here
pretty interesting life this guy's had

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>>73307776
> *mangekyo sharingan*
fukken weeb
fight me

>>73307770
Pretty good, thanks for asking.

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>>73307869

>>73307770
Well it's been pretty shitty 2bh I just crashed my car.
And it's all my fault.
I hope your days been better haha

have you ever wished to sniff the buttholes of women around the world?

>>73307896
Crash into some object or into another car?

>>73307811
yes
no, i started posting here only a year ago
our writing styles are pretty different тbh
thanks
you too

>>73307853
no. i didnt live in georgia. i lived in Azerbaijan. but the village was majority Christian ingiloys. they suck btw

>>73307902
no

>>73307855
don't make me download ultimate ninja storm boy, i will deidara spam you to death.

>>73307855
>legacy captcha
patrician taste

>>73307811
He's got a point

>>73307914
i will try recognising you better from now on
pedojew doesn't post anime right?

>>73307922
when do you move in?

>>73307984
yes ikr

>>73307922
you suck, ingiloys are brotier. still doesn't explain how the hell it happens that you live in azerbiajan with such a lineage

>>73307948
hm
I haven't played any naruto games on pc 2bh...
should i pirate it
>>73307981
it's easier
>>73308005
yes
he posts kitties and say 'eestie' instead of 'eesti'

>>73308060
you're a good man.

>>73307186
still no posts from peestonia

>>73308060
ultimate ninja storms are cool

>>73308032
lezgins live in Azerbaijan mostly. And we jews have a whole jewish town here. the town is in the lezgin majority area of Azerbaijan. then my family moves to georgian/russian border place for work. and this happens.
also they were anti-semitic so i made no friends there

>>73308121
probably passed out at this point

>>73308102
hey arminas, lithuanian queen, hey arminas,lithuanian queeeeeeeeeen

>>73308137
>georgians
>anti semitic
one of the fewest countreis taht didn't expell jews throughout their history.
fuck off you scrub.

eeeee

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>>73308102
you too...
>>73308131
i've stopped playing them after my friends stopped owning their psps...
(in the end of 2013)
hmmmm
it would be nice to play with them again
we also played non-ultimate storm naruto games and they were okay too

>>73308216
they always pointed out my nose :^(
the revenge. i peed on the backyard of their church. so take this

>>73307904
>Crash into some object
I was backing out like usual and didn't look and fucking hit another car parked up.

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Dumb frogposters taking this board over again

>>73308382
HAppens to the best of us.

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Rate my stolen meme

>>73308434
2/10

>>73308434
4/20
get beater meems

https://youtu.be/VdhECliRgIU

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>>73308524

>>73308524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8ADn7EnXg

>>73306214
Delete this immediately

>>73308524
>posting korean softcore porn
kys

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>>73308561
very cute

>>73308561
vi dvach?

I shitpost here A LOT, I mean half the time my posts don't make sense, but I'm going into surgery soon.
And If i die, (I'll probably be fine) know that you guys are the coolest cats ever.

>>73308718
good luck
why are you getting surgery?

>>73305816
give this man some (you)s

>>73308760
hair transplant

>>73308807
>being a weak baldling
maybe it would be better if you don't continue if you die so you can't continue your bloodline

>>73308434
idk why but it made me laff

>>73308807
Nice. I hope you'll enjoy you're new hair.

>>73308887
What if he had chemotherapy?

>>73308807
see
>>73308908

>>73308908
hi

>move from balt to spiderland
>can't find a decent job
>no long term friends
>alcohol is expensive
>miss my shithole of a country

wat do? :DDD

>>73308980
die of a cocaine overdose

>>73308760
cholecystectomy
Get my gall bladder cut out, I'm just playing it up.
Bit nervous about it going under though.

>>73308980
Hang out with this kiwi >>73309077

>>73309077
i think you might have an impersonator

>>73309077
you'll be fine anon :)

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Ultimate redpill: Every single Lithuanian in this thread was me

>>73308964
Hello!

>>73308980
You are in criminal land.
Act like it.
PS tell every bouncer how much you hate New Zealand, you'll get good service
:^)

>>73309243
Lies.

>>73309243
Lies.

>>73309252
you must know
he's also a jew

>>73309160
Honestly.
Thanks.

I'm running around naked and I haven't bathed in three days

>>73309391
do elaborate
how did this situation come about

>>73309391
Freedom isn't free.

>>73309391
Take a shower, hygine is important.

>>73309391
>>73309391
whatever you do, just always be sure mommy and daddy are always supporting you, honey. you are our lovely baby

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>>73306158
walked around the shop today and even the women were all taller than me

never felt insecure about it before but holy shit

>>73309516
How tall are you?

>>73309503
I miss mom :(

>>73309416
I'm just so comfortable naked

>>73309536
5'7

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>>73309516
i knew that i've seen this guy before

>>73309617
just don't let it affect you
i had a friend in high school who was smaller than that (very unfortunate guy) and he still somehow got a girlfriend
haven't seen him in ages though maybe he khs

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>5'7

>>73309747
estonians are mean bitches. i am 5'9 so what :^(

>>73309802
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA FUCKIN MANLET

>>73309635
>Some shitnut bogan nazi made that without realising jewboy in the photo could break every bone in his body in two seconds if he wanted to

>>73310002
i am 176 cm. what does it make me? 5'9 right?

>>73310049
i don't dabble in retard units.

195cm here

>>73310098
big boy

>>73309617
Bruh, im 5'10 and i feel like a manlet

>>73310098
you are a big guy

>>73310098
good boy
everyone should post in cm

>>73310049
that makes you the one who will crawl into the tights spots
in exchange i'll hand you the stuff from the upper shelves

>>73310243
in cm

>>73310384
but muh dick is bigger :DDDDDDD

>>73310466
it don't matter because no one will ever, EVER, use it except you yourself ;)

>>73310243
in cm

HEIGHTS
RIGHT NOW

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>>73310401
>>73310563

>>73310595
183

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>>73310507
you wont be saying it when i bang Estonian girls. i am coming. and i am coming to steal your wifes and daughters

>>73306158
she has really big feet

>>73310617
wow you're way bigger than me

>>73310679
you must be very small then

anything below 185cm is female

>>73310717
guess im a girl lol

>>73310714
Yes
178cm.

>>73310817
gp (good post)

>>73310717
haha i am a girl too

>have to get up at 5:00 to go fishing with dad
>up at 2:00 wasting time on 4ch
how did it come to this

>>73310917
better don't go to sleep at all at this point. it's unlikely you'll fall asleep in less than an hour and 2 hours of sleep will fuck you up more than help.

>>73306834
Kind of like my distrust of people with hooked noses. It's okay, we all have our prejudices.

>>73310917
depression. i managed to meet current presidents of some countries and ex president of Latvia when i was away from 4chan for a month. if i stay away a year i will win nobel

>>73310717
I'm 183cm....

>>73310917
You're own fault buddy.
Go to sleep and get fuck all and wake up cranky OR stay up and be cranky
?

>>73311015
hah we're height bros! let's be cute girls together

>>73308137
You'Re that you didn't make friends because you are hard to make friends with?

>>73310949
heyy... that is offensive

>>73310949
Your weekend pass has just been revoked.

>>73311003
tell us about it anon

>>73308282
This is why people don't like kikes

Are people that "enjoy" anal penetration just pretending?

>>73311035
you need to be jewish. i dont make goyim my friends
>>73311054
i massaged her feet

>>73311034
o-okay...
>>73310789
date me

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>>73311035
>reading through posts that are more than an hours old
>in a general
>not even his general on top of it
made my neurons fire up

>>73311093
Are you the faggot from that faggot thread that got deleted by the faggot mod?

>>73311075
> kikes
don't be racist, use their real names.
Don't resort to name calling.

>>73310243
In cm
When do I get my good boy points?

>>73310466
Not after you circumcised it

>>73310639
When has an Azeri Jew accomplished anything of importance?

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all the memes and jokes aside. i really want to move to Baltics. i am serious. i am looking for best universities to start my life. can you guys help?

what is this autism

>>73311087
it's more of a psychological pleasure
plus, you're supposed to ram your prastate with it
>>73311139
>lurks in fag threads
>calls me a faggot
anyway, have you replied to me? I was away and it got deleted when i came back
>>73311164
good

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>>73311232
i bet you don't even know him

>>73310717
>tfw I'm exactly 185
Does that make me a tranny?

>>73311238
hello fitlit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOWPV2fZyVI

Thread theme song.

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>>73311238
Vilnius University has best reputation in Lithuania (globally still not the best obviously...), MRUni takes in almost anybody, so it's unlikely they'll reject you

I've heard that the best Estonian university is in Tartu.

Have you ever even been here?

>>73311238
I can't help in the slightest my friend, but I wish you all the luck in world you get your wish.

>>73311253
I was only lurking in that thread to see the downfall of int. Luckily the mod deleted that shit thread.

>>73311280
I'm legit interested, who is he? The Azeri Einstein? Or GOldman Sachs?

its getting cold

>>73311325
not like bragging but i have some good scores. and i want to get full scholarship. (yeah i don't like spending money)
i will apply there at the end of this year ;D
i have never been to any country in /balt/ . but i will probably visit my uncle in Kalingrad this summer. i may or may not come to others yet
thank you)
>>73311330
thank you :^)
>>73311301
hi spider
>>73311421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Landau

>>73311462
no its not

>>73311462
come cuddle up next to me then

>>73311388
but i was talking to some Estonian in that thread, hmmm

>>73311482
>Estonians are fags
no surprises there

>>73311511
Obsessed

My parents are proud of me and all I have accomplished.

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>>73311469
I don't think that just moving to a country you don't even know is the smartest idea, but it might work if you're somewhat socially competent
Either way follow your dreams and all thatm, gl&hf

>>73311238
get me a azeri gf and i will get you settled here

you can live in my commieblock basement for free for as long as you want if you don't turn it into an izgāstuve.

>>73304441
>>73304441
>>73304441
r8

>>73311480
You're on the other side of the planet :(
I wish my islands were so much closer to the world.

>>73311554
thanks and that is the reason i started visiting /balt/ here :D
>>73311560
idk, i can't even get one myself. mind if i get you jewish?

>>73311685
>jewish
i could also settle for a Kazakh if she looks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvwjdOueSIA

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>>73311511
hah
>>73311532
>s-stop....
hah

>>73311678
If you like islands then you could stay at Saaremaa or Hiiumaa. And we could visit each other once a month :3

>>73311737
I need a mongol gf like that to keep our mongol race alive.

>>73311643
7/9

>>73311737
Had a student from Kazakhstan at my uni she was Russian though
She has a kid now I wonder how she is

>>73311780
Why not Bermuda?

>>73311761
nice shirt

>>73311813
Have you thought about connecting with her and catching up

>>73311780
NO I HATE ISLANDS THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE
I just want to get on stable land and just keep on walking.

>>73311859
She might think it's weird if I message her

>>73311761
are you going for trap moder or just regular gay mode?

>>73311851
yeah
would buy
but it would be considered strange

>>73311927
neither, haha
i'm straight
would like it if i were really skinny tho

okay i am going to post shitty modern azeri music and sleep now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvi_Kjpn0HE
good night

>>73312004
ye good night

>>73312004
good night m80

>>73311873
Walk in circles like the rest of us.

>>73312049
I've done that.

man i hate pooping after eating spicy food

>>73312222
i do love your numbers though

Anyone who calls trim milk skinny milk should be taken outside and shot

>>73312283
yes, definitely agreed

Are milkbags a proper way of measuring how poor a family is?

>>73312352
what the fuck is a milkbag?

>>73312283
w-what about skim milk?

>>73312388
Report to your nearest firing squad.

>>73312373
A proper way of measuring how poor a family is

>>73312388
Disregard >>73312373 skim is acceptable

>>73312514
>>73312419

going to eat some sprats

>>73312546
hello

>>73312557
Hey

>>73312557
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

@72
i wasn't talking to you


>>73312574
so... what are you doing here at this hour all alone?

>>73312220
Have you tried going the other way?

>>73312419
Mel-born

>>73312619
Why are you being so mean to me

>>73312631
No...

I'll give it a shot.

>>73312651
mel burn

>>73312619
eating sprats like I said

>>73312651
Mel
Born

>>73312754
It made ME feel better

>>73312754
I guess

>>73312783
>>73312809
another good deed by me :)

finished eating sprats

>>73312955
How were they

>>73312955
how were they

>>73312977
>>73312982
8/10

>>73312955
how were they

>>73312995
>>73313001
haha too slow on the sprats m8
quicken up

Where the latshits at doe

>>73313042
probably fishing sprats, their whole economy is sprat based

>>73313042
you mean the latshit

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>>73313026
thought i could squeeze it in there. feels bad man

going to bed

alahu akbar

>>73313239
same
gn

>>73313239
>>73313257
hey goodnight guys

>>73313558
thanks i was just waiting for that
now i can sleep in peace
god bless

>tfw im 5'10 king of manlets
>tfw im compensating by having a 6'3 girlfriend

>>73313739
give us a go on ya missus?

Oh no there's a cruise boat in, shoulda pulled a sickie

wew lads

back from my hiatus

who wants to bring me up to speed on the hot new may mays?

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I was there

>>73316516
moar

Another lazy Saturday.

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>>73316769
4u

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And rhe sunrise image

>>73316993
i should try making some balt graffiti but they've knocked down all the easy targets around here

>>73317047
TRAINS
R
A
I
N
S

>>73317047
It is train undergroundway so easy target

I once saw two guys at a train station on the south coast line, come out of the bushes & tag a train before it departed the station.

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Hi!

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Le graew is not greener over the fence season

>>73306560
Xdl latvia """""""""""
+
Melh"""""""""

Lahlalhlaphapha so good fun lol

>>73310595
184 cm
I feel like completely average

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Me on the left

Watching MissAlice_94

*does a post*

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*saves the thread with a slag post*

(Girl is international)

>>73318983
wtf dude thats my sister

I'm not gay but 20$ are 20$

>>73320499
You wish.

>>73320567
Its pronounced "dollars" but that does not mean you use "are" because its plural. Its interpreted to be one single sum of money and you should "is".

>>73320644
sorry my mistake

>>73320664
All good mate. Just trying to be helpful :^)

What's for dinner or breakfast lads ?

>>73321036
missalice 94

>>73321036
Bacon, cottage cheese, eggs.

Why is /balt/ always trying to seperate from /ausnz/ these days? Can't you see you were made for each other?

>>73321045
you cant' eat my sister

>>73321070
you wish

>>73321070
He can eat her pussy though.

>>73321080
truuuuuu

feel like SHIT

>>73321087
you could too if you were not gay

>>73321110
hilp mi im a faggit

Having corn beef with potato, beans & cheese sauce.

>>73312651
Mel bin

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>>73317192
Heyo

Hate when Netflix get's turned on. The streams start lagging on my laptop.

>>73321393
i have this problem a lot

much less noticable now that i deleted my pc games though

>>73321298
>internet explorer

>>73321393
how much is a netflix subscription over there?

>>73321574
about tree fiddy

Might have a wank today, lads. It's been a fun 3 weeks without it.

>>73321710
do it faggot
give in to the temptation
you want it

>>73321036
Ate a very late lunch of bangers and mash. Eating cheese, salami, jatz and wine now before I head into the city and eat something in there while I drink with friends.

>>73321710
i am fighting the urge to buy beer myself but it has only been a week

don't know if i could be bothered spending half the night pissing

>>73306756
Ayy lmao, fucking hairlets

Got a headache and don't have a qt to kiss it better :'^(

>>73321745
a week is a very long time. i would have some fun if i were you.

>>73321753
aspirin

>>73321760
sir are you the devil

>>73321753
Same to be honest. Thank god I have water at least.

>>73321745
i need one bottle of beer a day

>>73321768
Yeah, that's the plan. Then drink heaps of alcohol.

>>73321779
I wish Australia had drinkable water.

>>73321773
a little beer ain't gonna kill you brah

>>73321801
>I wish Australia had drinkable water.
if you boil it and add a drop of bleach to 4 litres of water it'll become drinkable within the next 12 hours

t. knower and australian survivalist

>>73321833
>>73321833
>>73321833

MIGRATE
REGUGEES WELCOME

>>73321827
this

>>73321827
Already did this. Got another 4 hours to wait :^(
My mate said if you add Windex it drops from 11 hours to 8 hours, but he's a bullshit artist.

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>>73321827
>>73321860
>australians can't drink tap water