Post your typical tourists and stereotypes about them.

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>>73301707
They look very British.

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>>73302080
Probably alcohol and bad food make people look the same.

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They have a reputation for partying and doing stupid things like this and jumping off balconies into pools.
Examples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHIgOkXLeYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHIgOkXLeYw

Same hotel, different idiots. That place is a shithole

>>73301707
The guy on the right looks like my neighbor

>>73301707
When did you assholes get fat?

>>73302468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROcJWTDkPQA
Whoops, meant to post this.
The guy jumped off the roof for £10

>>73302531
does he bully you?

>>73301707
if not for the russia shirt I would say they are americans
I guess we're not so defferent you and me

>>73302550
they are stealing our culture, bastards

>>73302550
What do you mean? There are tons of fatfucks here.

>>73302468
where to go in spain with no brits or russians?
and no stupid locals?

>>73302636
to be honest those guys are typical Russians with those angry faces. Americans dont look angry, they look hungry

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>>73302711
>Americans dont look angry, they look hungry

>>73302653
But you are literally starving due to the sanctions.

>>73302751
poor people are always fat

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Here Russian tourists look like this

>>73302705
Basque Country, Galicia, basically anywhere rural like small farm towns around Castilla la Mancha, top tier comfy stuff driving round there in the summer

>>73302557
>>73302468
"fockin' ell" lel

>>73302787
Which one of them is from russia?

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>>73302711
>Americans dont look angry, they look hungry

>>73302711
this is actually very accurate

>>73302751
I don't know mate, there is a shitload of fat people. Maybe we can't get fancy cheese or meat but our stores are full of different shit.

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>>73302711
>russian angry faces
This. I don't know how they manage to look so fucking grumpy all the time. It's like they'd be unable to feel any joy, even while travelling.

>>73302830
You can't tell until either the perfume or rude manners. And the russian, of course.

I don't mind them, of course. Good for business.

we are among the worst tourists in the world
basically we turn up in your country, drink a lot of beer, complain about how things arent the same as britain, then vomit everywhere and start fights

>>73302894
it's like the need to wear the same hat to find each other when they go abroad

>>73302894
They are the same everywhere. Seen them in Moscow and some European countries.

>>73302883
Ok then. So seriously, what is the reaction in the Russian media to the attack? Bretty butthurt?
He betrayed us and shit?

>>73302931
>you have to grin all the time while you are happy

>>73302894
>swarms of chinks in awe taking photos of a regular statue covered in pigeon shit
I'll never be able to understand them.

>>73302984
I don't watch the news much, but yeah, brainwashed idiots butthurt pretty hard as I know. No one at my work has discussed this btw.

>>73303028
Well you don't look like you'd be about to murder someone when you're happy either.

>>73303046
They just take pictures of what they were told to take pictures of. This is X, it stands here since YYYY. *click click click*

>>73303114
people from different places might look different and have different facial expressions

>>73302557
Looks fun but a bit dangerous. I can easily imagine Russians do the same especially when drunk.

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typical australian tourist. i fucked an australian like that last summer, he and his friends were asking for donations from drunk people because they were broke, i started talking to them and then i fucked the hottest one lol

i'm a girl btw

>>73303285
The Russian tourists tend to be much nicer than than the British, that being said i haven't seen that many

>>73301707
Vietnamese

Everything that lights up, they think it's from a far away alien world as if it's technology so advanced it could cure every disease and solve all world problems: The LED.

Also, it's like they've never seen a car before either, so they're amused with anything that has more than 150cc's. I drive a new Audi TT and I saw a Vietnamese guy literally stare at my car for a good 5 minutes smiling and taking pictures, like it's a fucking Lamborghini or something.

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>>73302550
>Russians
>Not obese monsters
Do you know anything about this country?

Oh look another Canadian! Hey we're from Canada too!

Yeah people treat us so much better than Americans hahaha. Do you have any Molson here? Hey do you burn?

Yeah trust us it's not like America.

After this we're going on an organic off grid ovo lacto vegan backpacking semi trekventure in Cambodia with some Aussies and an Israeli we met in a hostel in Amsterdam.

>>73303477
>asking an american if he knows anything outside of america

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>>73303580
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>>73303580
>hostel
I always though those things are for almost homeless people 2bh. Don't know how people live there. Even I, a Russian, book hotels.

Oh god American, Chinese and Russian tourists are the worst. Don't even come

Not really tourists but every year we get invaded by Spanish students and they're such a bunch of bastards

>Only travel in packs of 20 or more
>Take up every seat on the bus
>Wont even let the elderly sit down
>Can only communicate through shouting
>Play faggot music out loud
>Walk incredibly slow, while taking up the whole footpath
>Will literally sit in the middle of the footpath or in front of entrances

Seriously Spain, what the fuck?

What is it with Russians and these slip-on sandals ?

Also what is with rushins and wearing ivory coloured uniform in the summer ?

>>73302705
People is very chill. The only ones causing any kind of ruckus are immis, gypsies or the ocasional cani trying to impress some one. The worst I can think is people being rude to you for being american, and even that is unlikely, specially in little towns.
Also what do you like? Spain has so many traditions, festivities and history than it's kinda easy to amuse yourself.

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>>73303725
>Russian tourists
>Denmark

>>73303857
>fucking poorfag can only afford t*rkey and tai
work more lazyshit

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>>73303778
>What is it with Russians and these slip-on sandals ?
It's a bydlo thing. No sane person knows why they wear it.
>Also what is with rushins and wearing ivory coloured uniform in the summer ?
What do you mean?

>>73303944
I haven't been to Denmark, but I've been to Netherlands and Belgium for an example, there are almost no Russians since almost no one knows anything about those countries nor interested in them. I think it's the same for Denmark.

We don't really have "typical tourists" but in general none of them can speak Portuguese

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>>73303961
In the summer Russian men wear uniform like this on the left

>>73304043
Oh fuck I'm retarded

>>73303961
>It's a bydlo thing
this is not true
it's comfy during hot days
clothes does not make you 'bydlo'

>>73304132
>uniform
how is this a uniform
stop with your retarted shitposting

>>73303768
Reminds me of the Moscow metro 2bh. It also sometimes infested with slow, loud, and clumsy groups of tourists.

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>>73304132
This is our fashion.

>>73304208
Oh come on, I lived in baltic states also visited jewbai - if you see a man wearing clothes all this colour in summer - chances are he is rushin

>>73303289
At least some1 ITT has had an orgasm

>>73304295
Is that a Chinese flag ?

>>73304364
Nah, the USSR.

>>73304307
again
how is this a fucking uniform?

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>>73302550
You made us.

>>73304407
Because it's so common, looks like a uniform. What's your beef ?

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>>73302788
>>73303789
Cool, good to know. I really really like the sea and the beaches. But more like the quiet ones not large resorts in densely populated areas with lots of drunken tourists. For example when in Florida, I hate Miami Beach, I'd rather go the Key Islands and camp there (see pic).

>>73302894
the tourist group i hate the most, i live in trier and they come here like rats and are all the same.

>>73301707
I have so many stories to tell...

>>73305439
We are waiting

>>73305234
I'm sure Neuschwanstein has it worse.

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The Flemish tourist that likes to throw with cash

>wears Ralph Lauren
>fancy striped swim shorts
>hair combed back
>buys expensive champagne bottles in fancy bars
>parties on a yacht

They're nice people desu. They are not rude, not really noisy and they spend a lot. The dream of every guest country

>>73305861
Until you realise they're from belg*um, at which point pity sets in

>>73305917
Why? They're not w*lloons.

>>73305917
Hmmm I really think hotel and bar owners are much more keen on hosting a group of Belgians rather than a group of Anglos. Sorry to break it to you but the tens of thousands of chavs that travel down south every year make British tourists universally hated

>>73303289
plz be in oslo

>>73306014
V'čem raznica ?

>>73306022
I'm from NZ so I dont care

i've never met a tourist who wasn't also american

>>73306352
Where do you live?

>>73306352
how many americans visit US?

>>73302705
>where to go in spain with no brits

There are Brits all over the Spain, the chav/mong variety are concentrated on a few areas and are in the minority of the literal millions of British people who go abroad every year.

>>73303289
You'Re girl (male)?

>>73306511
They visit other states. The notion that the US has some unifying culture is a myth. There are plenty of great things to see throughout the country which many people spend their vacation visiting.

>>73306792
so it is a meme then that drunken chavs are everywhere? that's the impression i have after reading /int/ for a while.

>>73307947
Which are the worst domestic US dourists ?

>>73307947
That's what I do. Plenty to see here. And it is cheaper and our standards are better as well. Roads, hotels, etc. What's the point in traveling overseas to spend like ten grand to see some ruins and be exposed to rude foreigners who don't speak my language??

>>73302894
>that one chinese tourist always wearing a suit looking like he just came from work and joined to group

kek there is always this one

>>73308086
spring breakers. college kids. that's really the only meme that i am aware of about bad tourists.

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>>73308143
They do it in NZ too, even when they are doing activities like this one

>>73308176
I was hoping from which state(s)

>>73308253
Fuck I love NZ. Too bad a flight will cost a half of my salary. It's not fair.

>>73308342
Russian east coast is fucking stunning. Too bad traveling in russia is expensive as hell.

>>73308415
What? It is cheap as fuck now mate. You can easily go to Kamchatka and see some volcanos, bears and shiet almost for free.

>>73308086
Californians and new yorkers. Both tend to be cunts whos only knowledge of the rest of the country is from stereotypes and caricatures.

>>73308501
What about texans ? They remind me of Greeks in terms of their competing traits of unrivalled idiocy and a superiority complex.

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>>73301707

>>73308864
Those who really buy into the superiority complex are assholes, but most are alright in my experience.

>>73309028
I said tourists, not locals.

>>73309128
They're only here in sweden for a temporary visit, untill it turns into the United arabic states of scandinavia

>>73309249
Seems like you're for a temporary visit in those lands :^) Now we need some mehmet to post a pic with ancient(not black) swedes.

>>73308466
I was asking that on reddit and all russians there said that traveling inside russia is expensive as fuck since most of those regions are only reachable by plane

>>73309571
Expensive for them since they're poorfags. A big tour will cost like 2k EUR + plus you have to buy flight tickets and food which isn't expensive at all.
http://kamchatkaland.com/tour/tour-bears-kamchatka

>>73309885
I wanna do the transsiberian first from st petersburg to vladivostok.

>>73303393
They tend to be family people and more wealthy than anglo cunts, their youth go to the balkans and black sea

>>73310162
Why? Kamchatka is beautiful as fuck, believe me, I've been there. Anything other in Russia is meh 2bh. Besides maybe Baikal and I Karelia.

>>73310166
Russians usually don't come to Spain for parties and beaches but rather for your culture, cities, cuisine and so on. Because if they want to just get drunk and lay under the sun they can go to cheaper places.

Wherever they go they'll talk about how Argentina or the city where they live should be the best place in the world but it isn't because =
a. Corrupt politicians
b. 'Immigrants from neibhboring countries'(which happen to be Argentines from the interior most of the time)
c. Because Perón or Peronists

Some of them will inevitably be wearing an Argentine jersey, or the jersey of the club they support. They will almost always talk about football. They rarely are cultural tourists, so they won't talk about museums, buildings or history of the place they are visiting. And if they do talk about those topics, you'll quickly realize they are making things up, because they don't really know what they are talking about.

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>>73310666
Forgot pic btw

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Well, everything was already mentioned. That's why I feel ashamed of my nationality when travel and try to keep it in secret.

>>73311051
How are you doing? I think my accent gives me away. Also, I talk with my friends in Russian, Don't know how I can conceal it.

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Krauts. It's only natural really

>>73311222
>accent
Mastering a proper [θ] sound can help a lot.
>I talk with my friends in Russian
Lower your volume than.

>>73308086
New Yorkers are the worst T.Floridian

>>73310287
Because its exciting for other reasons like meating people and so on. And I cant believe that in a big country like russia only 1 place is worth visiting

>>73308054
drunken chavs and germans are "everywhere" if you are in Valencia, Balear islands, and certain parts of Andalucia.
For the rest, they are almost rare to see.

>>73303289
Good on you. Probably made that guy's trip!

>>73308086
Coasters. People from flyover states are too busy being happy they aren't in a flyover state to be annoying.

t. from a flyover state

>>73302944
The hats have their production numbers on them, every Chinese person gets one when they are produced