/balk/

>>73299862
Vucko is blasting all reporters during conferences
Gujo is afraid to show in public
Vucko is steamrolling all debates
Gujo only shows on Janko and Milenko
Vucko so far is handeling the protests by saying "it is their democratic right to protest"
Gujo "hoooligans and soros shils"
Vucko is PhD in Law , best of his generation and one of the best students to have every studied in Belgrade law school
Gujo "finished" something y диcпaнзep y Пpилeп нeзнaм кoј кypaц глyмa или штo.

These are the most important things.


reposting

>>73300256
Romanians are Nordic, first-world, and Latin. that is clearly a Bulgarian Turk from Sofia.

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>>73300256
first for Best Emma

>>73300256
WTF i hate romanians and bulgarians now

>>73300380
shit taste

>>73300426
this
she's a total bitch
other emma is hotter

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

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>>73300462
only one emma is hot*

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>tfw white western european

>>73300553
you on a vacation senpai?

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>>73300526
**

>>73300365
>Vucko
>debates

>Vucko
>PhD

The only reason hes still in power is bcs he controls 99% of TV stations in Serbia

>>73300602
nah, I only go to athens to laugh at pakis

>>73300602
kek

>>73300526
i still like watson better

>>73300614
isn't that the dubber with a mans voice?

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me and the crew

>>73300773
I suspect those mainas probably have sex on a regular basis

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>>73300773

>>73300380
Excellent choice

>>73300773

me on far right

>>73300769
>Calls milfs manly voiced
>I like Watson
FUCKING 9GAGGER OUT OF MY THREAD THIS FUCKING SECOND FUCKING 9GAG Shit

>>73300773
is this how modern bulgarians look like?
damn, I made the right decision when I became a basement-dweller. I am too ugly to fit in.

>>73300646
Do not question your supreme leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXELK4iA4U

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>>73300881
only normies

true bulgarians still keep the spirit of the samurai

>I rep bench 50kg
Am I gonna make it

>>73300862
nigger she has a mans voice from smoking like 10 men

>>73300365
So they are even more fucked than us. Wew

>>73301040
exercise is always good

>>73300973
desu hes not smart, just crazy.. Milosevic was a lot more democratic than him

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the tomahawk codes!

>>73300773
btw that chick looks like she's slumming it, she's dressed better and has more expensive accessories than those two studs

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>>73301172
F*ck off

>>73300256
DÜŞMANIMIZ ÖLECEK cccccccccccccccccccccCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>>73300773
me with the квocтaвъpcкa чaнтичкa and last year's jeans cut short and rolled up

>>73301199
>CEDDIN DEDEN

>MЪЖКO ДOЛHИЩE ЗA ГИMHACTИКA И ПИЛATEC

>>73300862
I also think Emma Watson is prettier compared to the other Emmas.

>>73301258
>last year's jeans cut short and rolled up

tfw i did that last summer :-DDD

Ο/ ︻デ═一
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Ο/ ︻デ═一
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Ο/ ︻デ═一
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getting ready to kill some t*rks and r*ssophile subhumans

how bout u famalams

>>73301172
does pol give you)s for shuch a week bait

>>73301350
no, but (You) do

>>73301350
you'll be surprised

>>73301304
Because you're a fucking 9GAGGER

>>73300475
Are you a bot?
DEAD TO HUMANS then.

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>Пaнтaлoн Steppe

>bugari don't even try to hide their tatar steppe origin

>>73301299
i want to do pilates, but my dick is below average and I'm afraid women will see it when I get to wear my special дoлнищe

>>73301314
getting ready to offload some neural tension accumulated over the workweek, also going to a range tomorrow

>>73301403
He does this everytime, just don't give him (You)s.

>>73301436
SMALL
S*FIAN
NUMALE
COCKS

>>73301430
We are not in the business of history obfuscation and revisionism, that's fyromian specialty.

How does your third day of being Bulgarian feel, Bosnian friend?

>>73301396
Nope, objectively speaking.

>>73301520
>Dumb shit Anglo face
>Unroportion head with rest of body
>Chestless
>Lipless
>1-dimensional empty shell person
How tf is Watson remotely hot?

>>73301504
Don't be as dumb as fyrombei

>>73301667
Disclose ethnic origins.

>>73301799
Jew

>>73301869
oй въй

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>>73301869
There are no Jews in Fyrom.

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>>73301610
I also never understood the Emma Watson meme.
She's literally a 6 and that's being generous.

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>>73301951

>>73302004
the answer is pedophiles

>>73302038
you sneaky bosnian

>>73302004
>luana
nigger tier

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>>73302102
I guess I should've posted this one.

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>>73301610

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>>73302173
Or this one

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>>73302228

>>73302173
Why obfuscate and lie, we are all friends here.

I can tell you about my ethnic origins, half Pirin Macedonians, half Aegean Macedonians.

>>73302181
it's just a fantasy of kids that saw harry potter dude, who cares
nice eyebrows doe

>>73302181
Pedo tier tbqh

Wish we could turn back time

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>>73302335
to the good old days

73302318
I don't care either, I just said I find her better compared to the others.

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>>73302279
>Why obfuscate and lie
Because I haven't actually made an ancestry tree for myself let alone post it here.

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I'm completely sore form le deadlifts
hand my hand balk

>>73302436
>>73302318

>>73302443
You are hiding something.

>>73302460
hold*

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>>73302498

>>73302443
Anyone remember the galf gyp romanian in UK with Indian stepdad?

>>73302333
t.likes asian traps

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>>73302546
>implying

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Here's the template if you want to do it for yourselves
I'd be happy to store your ancestry in my archive.

>>73302525
Ye

>>73302546
Azis?

>>73302731
>bosnian obfuscation

>>73302693
no that faggot who also posts an*me

>>73302811
kec

>>73302811
Literally me

>>73302811
me on the right

>>73302522
noice

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>>73302961
That's yours afaik

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>>73302133
>nigger tier
I know.

>>73303047
hush

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>>73303047

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>>73302546
Asian traps are smart man's fetish

>>73302856
>>73303132
>>73303236
/shqip/?

https://youtu.be/gN-f6yT4DYE

>>73303274
no

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>so many albanians
to what do we owe this presence? no clubs in you are cunt?

>>73303236
that's not a trap sandniganon

>>73303287
Kek I remember this.

>>73303489
comfy

>>73303489
there's bunker club near me but i'm not going

>>73303489
>panda
>not delta

>>73303489
that looks comfy as fuck

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>open jewtube
>look at trending
>Çka Ka Shpija - Episodi 26 - Sezoni III

>>73303775
nigger my default local youtube view is 100% Fiki and Azis

>>73303775
Kek

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>>73303489
>so many albanians
I'm actually illyro-dacian.

>>73303775
Never heard of it.

>>73300256
By Bulgarians and Romanians clearly he doesn't mean Transylvanian, as Transylvanians are European

Catch Me Outside HOW BOOAD THAT

>>73304020
bozgors are as european as gypsies

literally eating кpeм нишecтe c вoдa щoтo нямaм пapи зa млякo.

https://youtu.be/-M_szInU_RE

>trending in bulgaria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xhQ_Tmsxu0

>>73304058
Sorry but I am Transylvanian

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>>73304084

>İçerde 28. Bölüm

>>73304031
where is efendi you roach
what did you do to him
did you rape him with a g3 in andrianople
I want to talk to him
he has the right to a lawyer

>>73304127
>İçerde
fugg :D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DZZ73Gi8I

>>73304139
efendi told me that he got tired of balk last time we spoke

>>73304219
s-shudup

>>73304242
blame bulgarians for that

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>>73304139
Dunno, havent seen in him in a while tbqh

>>73304279
that's easy I blame bulgarians for everything

>>73304286
he was so hardcore he smoked the butt of the fag first

Το γελεkάkι που φορείς
Εγώ στο 'χω ραμμένο
Με πίkρες kαι βάσανα
Σ΄το ΄χω φοδραρισμένο

Άιντε το μαλώνω, το μαλώνω
Άιντε kι ύστερα το μετανοιώνω
Άιντε το μαλώνω kαι το βρίζω
Άιντε την kαρδούλα του ραγίζω

Φόρα το μωρό μου
Φόρα το μιkρό μου
Γιατί δε θα το ξαναφορέσεις άλλο πια )
Φόρα το για να ΄σαι
Για να με θυμάσαι
Για μετάξι έχω τα σγουρά σου τα μαλλιά

Άιντε το μαλώνω, το μαλώνω
Άιντε kι ύστερα το μετανοιώνω
Άιντε το μαλώνω kαι το βρίζω
Άιντε την kαρδούλα του ραγίζω

Φόρα το μωρό μου
Φόρα το μιkρό μου
Γιατί δε θα το ξαναφορέσεις άλλο πια
Φόρα το για να ΄σαι
Για να με θυμάσαι
Για μετάξι έχω τα σγουρά σου τα μαλλιά

Άιντε Λευτέρη, πάμε για αγάπη, για ειρήνη kαι για φιλία

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1p7upCqN8

>>73304584
HAIDE HAIDE YUNANISTAN

cCc cCc cCc CcC CcC CcC

>>73304584
opa opa

>>73304584
HAYDE HAYDE

Looks like the situation with the sandmonkeys is escalating, can you imagine Western Europeans pulling a Balkan on the kebabs they have?

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>>73304783
No. If we can't, they can't either.

>>73304584
agapo agapo la picirrika

>>73304831
would be sweet though to watch mass deportations of Muslims one more time

>>73304783
europe is lost, we should evacuate to our colony (barbars call it australia)

>>73304741
>>73304682
>>73304624
posting the original song of yunan-turk friendship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stEPG0Pn6os

>>73304866
c'mon, we kicked the turks out, those neo-sandniggers are nothing compared to the violent mongol sandniggers the turks were/are

>>73304896
I mean, just give the green light and Europe will be cleaned in less than week, does anyone doubt that?
We're the offspring of two world wars lol. Wehn the time comes we'll get to it again.

>>73304896
>>73304936
>oh no it's retarded

>>73304936
great joke
europe is fucked

>>73304896
>>73304936
cringe

>>73304964
>>73304968
>>73304988

The Serbs steamrolled the muds like it was nothing, muds are like a loud dog, all it takes is one slap and they stop.

We'll just remove you again.
Do you have any doubts about what white power can do? still? after two world wars?

>>73305027
you have to be over 18 in order to post here.

>>73305027
At both WW Jews won and whites lost

>>73304783
>>73304896
>>73304936
>>73305027
back to pol, this is a peaceful islamic board

>>73305027
>Serbs steamrolled the muds like it was nothing
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>73305088
what's to laugh about? if it wasn't the US you wouldn't be alive today, that's the truth lol.

>>73304202
>AAAIDE TEDI

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>>73305084

>>73305133
Mashallah checked

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>>73305133

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>>73305133

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r8 my new tat bros

>>73305217
brutal

>>73305114
*grabs shoes*

>>73305246
you have shoes in Albania?

>>73305269
we have
you won't anymore

>>73305312
you stole ours?

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>>73304783
>Western Europeans pulling a Balkan on the kebabs they have?

>>73305322
Is he the actor in Berry Bee Benson

It's ok we're all muslims here

>>73305320
you stole ours and put a huge ball on them

>Currently in Syria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5_E6j3u7X4

>>73305402
DEATH TO THE WEST

>>73305428
they put their balls on your mothers

>>73305402
>It's ok we're all muslims here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FCCbVJkt_0

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>>73305464
iki why

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Literally me

>>73305464
Well not in yours, because laz women are uglier than dogs, shit or any other existing and inexistent thing

>>73305428
I have met an Albanian that told me that the first time he got shoes was when he was 13, and they were the ones of a dead man.

>>73305464
t.mom is literal whore

>>73305376
who?

>>73305523
first episode was better fatkino

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>2017
>their "languages" have cases
>their "languages" aren't written phonetically
>their "languages" have more than 5 vowels

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>>73305561

>>73305523
can you actually eat to get this fat or is it hormonal n shit?

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>>73305569
All eps are pure fatкинo

>>73305759
what is this

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>>73305782
кинo

>>73305655
>ray liotta honey
lol
yeah that's him

>>73305835
>кинo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4

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gledam dirty harry

>Police said they were still hunting for the driver.

They didn't even catch the driver? How the fuck is this seven possible

>>73306021
half the police must be women and niggers in sweden
so they were probably cucking the other half of the police force at the time

Kek Americans

>2:50
https://youtu.be/3bz_Tjt3pO4

hey im balkan
alahu akbar xddddd

>>>120016277

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>>73305376
>>73305655
>Being this much of a newfag

>>73306336
NUH-ZDUH-ROVIUH COMRADE I'LL DRINK TO THAT

SHKYE-PERIA HUHUHU IM AN AMMURIGAN I CAN'T PRONOUNCE FOREIGN THINGS FOR SHIT

>>73306336
>implying I know how to pronounce half of those words myself
Also he got ours right so it's all that matters kudos burgeria

>>73306481
damit
>>>/pol/120016277

>>73306518
I WANNA ORDER CHEAP-POTLAY, POMMIES FRITTIES, ASS-CARGO AND A BOTTLE OF SUH-VINNIUN BLANK. VAI-VUH LOO PEN!

>>73306643
shitskin peasant identification
NA RUKAVE

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

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>all the normies are out hitting the clubs
>/balk/ ded

Whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

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>>73307184

>>73307184
Normies are here though. Testing Mandate of Heaven

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>>73307184
here's something to keep you entertained or angry because you'll never experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByTv3sWx9Zw

https://nacionalensvetogled.wordpress.com/ѣ-ѫ/

MACEDONIAN LITERALLY SPEAK PURER BULGARIAN THAN US! WE HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED SINCE 1944 BY THE BLYADKAS. I WILL MOVE TO MAKEDONIQ TO BE A ЧИЗД БУГAPИH.
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SOUTH SLAVIC FREINDS ARE OUR REAL FREIMDS. THE RUSSIANS ARE EVIL COLONISERS WHO WANT TO EXPLOIT OTHER COUNTRIES!
ALL SOUTH SLAVIC = HOLY
ALL RUSSIAN = SATAN'S CORRUPTION

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>>73307755

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>>73307755
>implying that putting ъ after each word is necessary and does anything productive

Can't tell if /pol/ was batshit insane when there weren't flags or now.

>>73308747
It was /x/ tier back then, at least from my perspective. Now it's /b/ tier.

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Guys, I've been in the Armed Forces for the last decade+, with this upcoming "war" i might get deployed on the field. Help me /balk/, i don't want to die for Israel.

>>73308825
die alboshit

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>>73308522
Пpeз 1945 г. дoшлoтo нa влacт cлeд пpeвpaтa oт 9 ceптeмвpи 1944 г. oтeчecтвeнoфpoнтoвcкo пpaвитeлcтвo пpaви нoвa пpaвoпиcнa peфopмa, c кoятo ѣ ce изхвъpля oт бългapcкaтa aзбyкa и ce въвeждa пиcaнe нa я или e пo тaкa нapeчeнoтo ятoвo пpaвилo. C тoзи aкт кoмyниcтитe oкoнчaтeлнo cкъcвaт вpъзкaтa мeждy изтoчнитe и зaпaднитe бългapcки гoвopи и вpъзкaтa мeждy Maкeдoния и мaйкa Бългapия. Бoлшeвишкитe пpecтъпници дopи имaт нaглocттa дa пoдмeнят oфициaлния бългapcки шpифт нa киpилицaтa c pycки.

>>73308822
Never visited /x/ myself. Came to 4chan exactly through /pol/ though but never posted.
Then hopped here simply because of the flags.

>>73308920
Smiri se Srbin, ja ne ujedam. Ipak.

>>73308825
convert to judaism and marry a juice qt

>>73308825

Don't you mean I don't want to fight for ISIS

>>73308970
mala šala <3

>>73308825
I dream to be a soldier and murder Turks.

>>73308953
I meant /x/ as in paranoid and talking about conspiracies. Now that it has flags, it gives a bit more legitimacy to the posters, and since there's a new terrorist attack every month, it gives huge legitimacy to the board and its conspiracies that are now a lot more obvious. And since the Trump election, it got a lot more popular, so it's as fast as /b/.

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>when you were dumb enough to enlist but now you regret it because you realize you're gonna die for nothing by a pack of subhumans

lmaoing @ you are lives

>>73308975
No such thing, the mixed ones are the only slightly attractive ones, ashkeniggers look like Habsburg emperors.

>>73309017
It's same thing, really.

>>73309022
Same but I'll get to fight WITH T*rks instead.

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>At the end of the 18th century the Russian version ofCyrillicor the "civil script" of Peter the Great (1672-1725) was adapated to write Bulgarian as a result of the influence of printed books from Russia.
Even our modern alphabet is copied from the Russian one.

>>73309267
you can always desert

that's what we serbs do

>>73309022
You have more real enemies than NATO Turks right now. We are the only stable border they have.

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>>73309255
I might still break my leg or find something like a loophole

>>73309269
ur 4getting who gave these subhumans their alphabet

>>73309318
>having to break his leg
>not faking mental illness
>they don't know what autism is in his country

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>>73309299
Yes but I want to kill Turks.

>>73309255
>implying smug civilians won't die by the millions

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>>73309355
>Faking mental illness
>After having passed all yearly health tests
>For the last decade

You're not a very bright one are you?

good thing is we're not in NATO and the military service is optional

being a serb is good

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>>73309425
>being a serb is good

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>>73309385
>implying i'm a sofiacuck

>assad sits in front of the fire
>comfy as fuck cuddling with Asma
>gets a thought
>"you know.. since the russian has my back. i could probably get away with gassing them"
>"i can use left chlorine from empty pools"
>gets naughty smile on face
>"i will do it.. hihi. and i will do it in some situation with no tactical purpose.. hehe"
>"that will really annoy stupid trumpy who has just said he wants a diplomatic solution"
>laughs
>asma askes "what is it hunnie bun?"
>"nothing... bro stuff. just shut up and be pretty"
>"ok.. hihi" asma smiles
>assad calls up airforce. calls in random chloride strike.
>that is totally why the army backs him up and bleives in his leadership. its a ME thing...
>too bad he had underestimated Americas resolve for freedom, democracy and protection of basic human velues
>stupid assad didn't realise that there is a new sheriff in town and his name is trumpy dumpy
>he will not stand for evil breach of war laws (even though he himself said he would gladly do so in the campaign)
>assad watches with dismay as the tomahawks of freedom rains down and partially damages an airfield.
>next day planes are bombing again from said airfield but assad sure learned his lesson
>from that day he conducted a conventional war which proved to be his undoing. rebels easily sweep aleppo, damascus after the playingfield has been leveled.
literally the us narrative

>>73309425
>he said, while carrying his shoes around the house

>>73309318

Just die for the EU friend

>>73309425
implying all of nato wouldnt pussy out in case of a war

>>73309444
it is, we won't die due to other's interests unlike you cucks kek

if i were you i would change my citizenship to serbian asap

>>73309417
>albanian criteria
>for a population whose average IQ is in the high 70's
>implying there are no acquired mental illnesses

>>73309508
>NATO and albos surely won't take advantage of the situation
>Russia will surely save us

lmaoing @ ur delusional ass

>>73309502
stop being jelly that you'll die in upcoming war and we'll manage to get out again lmao

i would eat popcorn watching you fighting on the battlefields
it fells so comfy desu

>>73309425

but you are poorer than greece

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>>73309502

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>>73309514
>Still believing this baseless eyetchouh meme
Come on, i though you were smarter than /pol/fags

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>>73309566
Just like we watched you dying in the 90s? (;

>>73309552
>>NATO and albos surely won't take advantage of the situation
surprise, they won't

>>Russia will surely save us
there's no reason for anyone to save us, we're neutral

>>73309508
>this is what bogdan-tier primitives actually believe

>>73309566
You will die too.
It would be nice to die while killing Turks.

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>>73309615
m-muh OC

>>73309622
exactly, it's our turn now to watch you dying for other's interests :^)

>>73309636
i'll visit bulgaria as soon as you cucks leave it and pick up your women :^)

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>>73309636
>bogdan-tier primitives
Oh fuck you

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>>73309622

>>73309668
No woman here respects a man without shoes.

>>73309616
why the fuck did you pick army out of all things

>>73309668
You are the lowest tier of Serb, I don't know what we did to deserve you shit presence. It's like ikibey has a serb and a transylvanian brother.

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Year 1071:
>W-We are sure going to stop Turks from invading Anatolia, our army is bigger than theirs! Turks will lose
Year 1176:
>W-We are going to retake Anatolia back from Turks, Anatolia will be christian again, deus vult!
Year 1396:
>W-We are going to stop Turks from conquering Constantinople and Balkans, also save the Christians in Bulgaria, Deus vult!
Year 1444:
>W-We are going to save Byzantium from Turks, we've created a very large Crusader army, Deus supports us
Year 1453:
>T-Turks can't conquer Constantinople, they don't have the technology for this. Walls of Constantinople are thick
Year 1526:
>T-Turks can't invade entire Hungary, HRE backs us! Also god always supports Christians
Year 1593
>O-Okay now we have Safavids and entire Christian alliance on our hands, this time Turks will lose!!!!!!!!!
17th century
>why is this happening
18th century
>HAH! Now we are going to destroy the Turks!
19th century
>We will remove Turks in 20 years, i guarantee you that
1918
>Turks are fucked up now, we're going to retake Istanbu- i mean Constantinople and give Anatolia back to Greece
1923
>.....

>>73309710
I joined back when we had no future, probably when you were still sucking on your mom's tattered tatters.

>>73309702
>projecting

>>73309738
>being this triggered

>>73309764

Why didn't you join the albo zerg mafia?

>>73309764
how old are you granpa

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>>73309817

>>73309856
Who tells you i haven't?

>>73309871
I'm hitting my 40s this year

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>>73309871

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>>73309929
>I'm hitting my 40s this year
You had us going this far.

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>>73309899

>>73309929
>I'm hitting my 40s this year
l a m o old fart better be joking

>>73309936
You laugh, but when the sun rises from several directions at once no one will regret having a nice bunker in their vicinity.

>>73319999
>>73310000

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>>73309936
The religious dudes did better things.

>>73309999

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>>73309988

>>73309929

Because you are in the army worried about dying for Jizzrael

>>73309988
>bulgarians try to convince us this is what we are

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>>73309997
I can prove it with my ID card.

i want to join the army but im a weakling and probably autistic too. i'd like to be an artillery man btw

>>73309929
Have you ever been in combat before, I have always wondered what the hell goes on in the Alb army.

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>>73310115
>i'd like to be an artillery man btw

There's you below.

>>73310113
nehat isljami dat u?

>>73310135
>in combat
Albania has not been at war with anyone in the last 50 years.

>>73310165
too bad we dont have conscription anymore.

>>73310115
>he wants to lose his hearing by doing a repetitive task 1,000+ times a day

yup.. autist wants to kill his noise sensitivity, sounds about right

>>73310135
Not really, mostly training and such, but I've got friends who have been in Avghanistan and some in Iraq. Appreciate the M16's though, way better than the Knockoff AK's we had.

>>73310224
better than sitting home all fucking day and browsing this worthless site

>>73310214
I don't get how they abandoned it here as well under the pretext that Nato wants that when Greece is still doing it. What gives

>>73310278
the site is what (You) make it

>>73310324
i want to quit and be artillery man instead. or maybe mortar dude would be cool too

>>73310292
>Greece is still doing it
They have a bunch of islands to protect. Your army has to protect the equestrian statue in Shkupi and the Sashko the Great ajvar factory.

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>>73310224
>what are earplugs

>>73310183
Yeah but they have had troops in conflict zones on NATO initiatives and shit
>>73310229
Do you have your own field rations? Are they good or shit?

>>73310392
we are so starved for people, that you can easily get in

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>>73300380
>best emma

>>73310547
i can do 5 push ups at best. w-will they take me?

>>73310476
We mainly import MRE packs from the US. Honestly don't know how some can even eat those. Granted, they're saf, but i get tastier stuff down the street.

>>73310570
you can easily improve that

>>73310570
Get fit fatass.

>>73310605
how?

>inb4 just hit the gym bro

>>73310624
just hit the gym bro

>>73310616
im skinny asf dude

>>73310624
nah, if you want to pass army requirements you train for them

>day1: push ups and sit ups
>day2: squats
>day3: pull ups and sit ups
>repeat

also start running every other day

>>73310707
>running
this is like the shittiest shit ever

>>73310593
Damn you're getting screwed. That's the kind of shit that's much cheaper to just produce at home.

>>73310733
Just get good running shoes and remember to always stretch and warm up beforehand, your knees will thank me later. Also make sure you are good at writing and reading in bulgarian, apparently most of the recruits failed the written exam, kek. Read books for that.

>>73310911
I don't want to join the army, I'm too old for that.

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>>73310911
>apparently most of the recruits failed the written exam
How is this even possible

>>73311023
Everyone that actually paid attention in school went into a proper career path.

>>73311023
post 9/11 shits don't know how to write with a pen

ipads and phones don't exactly teach you those skills

>>73311080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgJeYZYyxY

not funny

its happening

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r8 lads

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>>73311489
aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>73311489
make the serv browner and its perfect

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>>73311489
saved

>>73302004

>Ugly whore caked in powder with lip injections

>>73302731

This isn't you but that person should be deported. He's deliberately destroying his nations gene pool with Arab blood.