/brit/

racists out

i'm gay

>>73297099
fuck soccer and fuck niggers

>>73297133
this

>>73297133
hello gay

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>>73297133

>>73297145
>soccer
Are you one of us?

>>73297145
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IvyeAeEOM

banger here lads

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first for cheshire

>>73297140
what's this?

>>73297140
for fucks sake im not a bloody statistician

go take your autistic charts elsewhere, twat

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>>73297099
11th for mel

>>73297166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football
this is what we call football

At least trump is being swift and decisive on striking for what he feels to be deemed punishable. Obama would just let people cross his line all the time

>>73297133
you gay?

Islam is a bad thing.

>on interpals
>japs straight up admitting to their loli hobby
Christ, either the yanks dropped too many or too few nukes, but it was certainly not the right amount.

>>73297183
on one hand i hate jews too but i also would really like to fuck winona ryder

>>73297188
Sitting alone at work, bored

The frog has abhorrent taste in music

Nowt wrong with black music but at least listen to the good stuff, drill is just muttering

>>73297187
>commonly referred to as football or Gaylic
Haha nigga you gay

got to see a pre-screening of the simpsons movie in 2007 or whenever it came out

they gave us free donuts

>>73297242
Pics

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>>73297240
me2

>>73297240
theres loads of jews in hollywood that are sexy cunts
im anti semetic but I'd fuck them without question

>>73297182
>>73297179
map of dna of uk. not for sub 90 iq brainlets

got fuck all to do tonite

Waiting for that Cara posting toothpaste flag waving enema bag cleaning urinal cake curating anal secretion sniffing nipple clamp loving extra chromasome having butt plug up the ass shoving anal object afficionado cuckhold connoisseur dutchman to post Cara so I can tell him to fuck off

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>morality is relative, human nature is undetermined

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just got back from my ban and found out about this whole syria thing

honestly were it not for 4chan i would not know any news at all

Sister and her stallion of a bf is coming over for sushi later

Don't you forget about me

x

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>im anti semetic

>traditional, clean, honest views will never be the norm again
Feels terrible.

>>73297284
how did you think Gael was pronounced?
also its actually a much mroe entertaining sport to watch than soccer

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>>73297183
>makes a comment about women not being in the kitchen

>gets accused of making a Holocaust joke

The man just has no luck at all

I used to think that trump was a smart guy pretending to be dumb
but I think I've overestimated him a lot
he's actually just a dumbass

>Being """"""""Radicalized""""""""""

So I was in spain and I overheard a bunch of Spanish people saying they don't like the English because they shit in their pools and overcrowd their towns during the summer. There was even some bad stuff about the English in the local Spanish newspapers, I mean who the fuck do these spanish think they are, talking about my lads like that? I'm getting straight on the internet and looking for other like minded lads who don't like being disliked, and then i'm going to indiscriminately kill innocent spanish people on the streets by way of driving a vehicle over them or some such other disgusting savagery.

*posts hashtags*
*looks stoic in photographs*
*releases brave one liners like "we will not be divided"*
*buries head in the sand and become accustomed to terrorism as part of daily life*

>>73297329
me too
its my #1 news source

>>73297392
Took you this long to realise?

>>73297370
t. literal autist who can't understand greyspace

>>73297450
it's something I've been realising and considering for several months
but now I'm definitely sure that he's just a 100% mong

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>>73297305

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/07/politicians-wales-transformed-worlds-first-migrant-sanctuary/

HELP.

>>73297427
*makes posts about how everyone is bad for expressing sympathy because people died in the rest of the world as well*
*bask in the comforting glow of my smug moral superiority*

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>>73297425
not on my watch

am I a psychopath or a sociopath

>>73297485
It's funny, because Wales is so cheap that's where Immigration sends all the asylum seekers along with the North East

Might be cool if we had a hard border with Wales

Lovely evening here in London, exactly the sort of evening where you should be sitting in a beer garden with your mates and relaxing in the sun. I'm going to spend the entire evening alone in my flat desu.

>>73297479
>the keys on yank keyboards are far apart because of fat yank fingers
creasing

>>73297310
muh dick

mum has friends over and they're in the kitchen
don't want to go downstairs to make my tea because I like to do that privately
gonna stave off the hunger with tap water for now

>>73297546
wanna go do something?

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I'm a nihilist

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>>73297552
Need a special dialling wand t.b.h.

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In my news feed side by side; the current state of the West.

Non-Muslim hurts a Muslims feelings and they get sent to prison
Muslims murder civilians in the street and we do nothing

heard someone was waiting for me

>corbyn said whoever was responsible for chem attack, it was a tragedy
based corbyn has his head screwed on right desu he knows it's a false flag

>>73297607
>Muslims murder civilians in the street and we do nothing
what would you rather the government do as a response to that terror attack?

>>73297607
He got convicted, but he's already back in Germany. He fled the country before he was arrested

>>73297632
alri

>>73297594
I look good in a mumu desu :3

>>73297145
>soccer
FOY

>>73297607
just a part of everyday life bigot

>>73297639
Burn the fucking lot of them and nuke India for good meaSure

>>73297670
ah yes

>>73297647
helo bby

>>73297495
i love that pic
he looks like a black republican

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>In my news feed side by side; the current state of the West.
>Non-Muslim hurts a Muslims feelings and they get sent to prison
>Muslims murder civilians in the street and we do nothing

>>73297178
what part lad?

>>73297639
night of the long knives 2

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>>73297240
>>73297310
>>73297312

lovely evening for a 'cide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAdWOqG3ATk

Where is the best place to move to avoid the fallout from the upcoming nuclear war?

>>73297580
Yeah sure, what?

>>73297700
chester

>>73297639
Crusades

>>73297736
Birmingham xx

>>73297736
my house

There hasn't been a legitimate war since the French Revolution. Every war since then has been manufactured and orchestrated by the global elite

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>>73297240
>ywn fuck an entire squad of jewish girls

>>73297736
nukes don't exist

>>73297736
i would say china

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>There hasn't been a legitimate war since the French Revolution. Every war since then has been manufactured and orchestrated by the global elite

it's ridiculous when alt righter's say we need to realise the problem of islam...and do what? what exactly are you suggesting?

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>>73297782

local elections coming up:
plaid cymru or labour

WHAT DO I DO LADS? NEITHER ARE ANY GOOD.

>>73297826
D___S V__T

>>73297736
New Zealand or northern Canada, but both will probably be too cold after the nuclear winter.

>>73297740
not sure senpai
I don't live in London

>>73297826
kill them all

sometimes the only solution is to purge

>>73297826
Muslim ban, that simple. They don't belong here anyway.

>>73297899
>>73297853
not reasonable policy suggestions. no one sane supports this. except, irpnically, terrorists

>>73297607
happened in tunisia you mong. probably would have beent he same here mind haha

>>73297826
ban the religion

>>73297930
t. comrade corbyn

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hope /pol/ yanks get drafted

>>73297930
they were terrorists to us first

>>73297485
I don't understand the end game. The Welsh MPs are hardly powerful enough to live outside Wales in safe havens. Most of them live in the shitty little towns they'll flood with migrants.

Do they really only see the short term glory of media soundbites that the public don't give a shit about? How can such mindless people get elected?

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>>73297831
Villa blues in 2 weeks la

Biggest derby in the country

>>73297962
politicians don't know what they're doing nor what's best for the electorate

>>73297930
You've artificially limited the debate on the basis of your own liberal preconceptions. You're playing a game of your own making when your opponent is uncooperative. I reject the rules of your game and substitute my own.

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What have YOU done to piss people off?

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>ywn be this alpha

>>73297826
Complete and total ban on Islam. No more Hijab, Niqabs, traditional Muslim dress in public. Most minor mosques closed, major ones left open but monitored. Databse of muslims. Policy of deporting radicals.

>France has a larger population than us
>suddenly remoaners are buttblasted when they have a larger GDP than us
hmmmm

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>when the voices hit

>>73298019
>when the bio oil hits

>>73297977
If I'm not mistaken (I'm not) the East Anglia Derby is the biggest

>>73297485
>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/07/politicians-wales-transformed-worlds-first-migrant-sanctuary/
please, no.

>>73297999
....and inevitably drive more of them into the arms of isis. good idea. not.

>>73297826
Treat Muslims like Christians are treated in Saudi.

Namely this: >>73297999

>>73297996
what vid?

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>>73297930
>you cant do the things except the things i say you can but i say you cant do anything

Fuck off twat

>>73297962
because if you dont vote labour which is pretty much the main party here, you'll get tories elected who will take away all of your benefits (and fuck me there's a lot of them where i am). basically they don't want to work, but just get free money. cunts.

>>73297736
Canada if you go north a bit
the further the better I imagine, but even a couple hours out of Toronto would likely not get bombed, only fallout is an issue coming off burning American cities.

the territories are probably the safest places on earth barring Antarctica.

>>73298038
Literally not even a real derby, they're not even in the same county ffs

>>73297826
>intern Irishmen for decades
>literally ban a man's voice from your media because of his ideology
>litearlly censor the news media because they want to show footage of these Irishmen with these ideologies
>literally ban and deport Irishmen that you deem too ideologically-charged
>literally build a massive fucking ring of steel around London because of those ruddy Irishmen
>proceed to invite millions of men who worship a warmongering child rapist and want nothing more than the death of the West and all those who do not follow their child rapist prophet
>let known terrorists live in your country on taxpayer's money
>make one of these paedophile warmonger worshipers the leader of your capital city
>don't even attempt to stop them from raping children or mongering war in your home towns

wow look ww3 didn't start did it you fucking morons

>>73298062
then bomb the cunts if they care more about their extremist version of islam than our country

secular socialism is the only way to fix the middle east

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>Muslim ban, that simple. They don't belong here anyway.

wahey lads last night I did my duty to improve Anglo-American relations if you sniff my drift

>>73298062
Good for them, if they choose to go and join a terrorist faction instead of waiting it out until the extremist problem is eradicated, then they were't any use here to begin with. At least in an US vs them scenario we would no longer be hindered by ethics arguements where people argue most of them don't actually hate us.

>>73298099
Do you ever hangout with Hayd at Aston Tavern? Grab a cheeky pint and surf /brit/ together?

>>73298062
that's a risk you need to take
once they are monitored and under control it becomes harder for them to take any action and easier for us to defend against it.

they are already radical, pushing back is the only real option to solve things once and for all.

>>73297485
hahah, its like a fucking wildlife sanctuary, sending people to wales.

>>73298145
Get him janny, get him

>>73298170
No I've never met him, he drinks at the aston social club

do you have Mr. Coke

>>73298062
Cant join isis if they are all in concentration camps

>inb4 it wont work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

nothing will happen with Islam until muslims accept responsibility that their religion causes bad things to happen.

Even my normie parents and grandparents don't see the reason why Assad would has civilians when he had everything going for him

>>73298176
like an identification system?? reminds me of a certain dictator who did the same thing in wwii

and a hot ham sandwich

>>73298118
give it time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51YNy1tECrg

the state of newfies

this shouldn't detract from the beautiful multicultural society sweden has built

>>73298212
Is that where the nerds hangout?

wish i had a /brit/ lad to hangout with irl

>>73298262
Hey yank, is your food really better? post sandwiches

>>73298259
Franco?

I was so gassed in the grime rave last night, felt like I was in Syria haha

going to do a sleep now

hope i dont wake up x

>>73298279

Literal verbal cancer, jesus wept

>>73298257
1 rouble has been deposited into your bank account

>>73298338
That's like 1p

>>73298314
haha yeah lemme just say gassed because i heard someone say it and don't actually know what it means lol #middleclasslife #unilads #theboys

>>73298308
dont play dumb

>>73298303
no

>>73298328
7pm? M A D M A N

>>73298328
post body for posterity

>>73298365
Oh of course, Mussolini. How could I be so stupid.

>grime
>rave

dont ever post near me again

Why does my mouse scroll sometimes not work on certain threads? Is it a psyops?

guess who doesn't care at all about anything that happens in syria or any other place in pakiland?

me and 99% of the global populous

losing faith in the reality of the existential world

>>73297826
A massive war for creation. One God against another. The victor will inherit the Earth and everything in it, the future of mankind will be theirs. The loser will be utterly destroyed and forever cast from history.

>>73298259
Hitler had the right idea
and Muslims came up with it, they used to give Christians cross tattoos so they could be tracked and identified.
reckon people on here don't really get upset when you call them Hitler lad

>>73298296
Think it's more of a family orientated place, I used to go there before the villa as a child and play football in the beer garden with all the other kids

The tavern is for the LADS

is there and "m" in the american pronunciation of sandwhich

is your name on the open register?

>>73298368
no to both?

>>73298279
ah yes

newfies

the glaswegians of canada

none of family believe i have cancer but my symptoms are so bad right now, i literally get this stabbing pain in my ribs amongst a plethora of other things, it's going to be such a shock when this scan comes back positive and i just don't know how everybody's going to cope.

h-hold me. might sudoku

inb4 some mean comment telling me to hurry up and die already

I like Russia more than America

>>73298434
I am a sovereign citizen, my name is my own and legally my property and cannot be co-opted by the government to accrue their debts

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Are you ready to die?

I've been working here 17 years how long have you been in america

Any of you ever been naked outside before?

If we bomb all the Pakis who is Britain going to trade with post Brexit?

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>it snowed last night

>>73298497
the chinese

>>73298502
No it didn't

>>73298474
lmao who's this dipshit

>>73298474
ah yes let me avert global catastrophe with my hashtags

>>73298406
>they used to give Christians cross tattoos so they could be tracked and identified.

you couldn't be more wrong about this

the balkans' people would tattoo their children so that they couldn't be conscripted into the janissaries and so the girls couldn't be taken into harems

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>>73298474
COINCIDENCE
IT'S JUST A LUCKY COINCIDENCE
R-R-RIGHT?!

business idea: section anyone who uses twitter excessively

>>73298532
Glad somebody finally did something. I was getting worried there for a minute.

>>73298447
Sounds like a severe case of hypochondritis

so lads

is loughborough uni full of chads?

group x is the greatest thing from early internet

>>73298474
*tweets extra hard*
*stops the war*

courage lads

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>>73298411
Looks kinda lame from the front compared to the Tavern but the Chipatorium looks alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLxoKOvzu4

I kind of like it

>>73298497
Sikhs

>>73298552
>the balkans' people would tattoo their children so that they couldn't be conscripted into the janissaries

Eastern Euros liked their children becoming janissaries, it was like a fast track to nobility.

>>73298572
need yanks to vocoro this

>>73298572
shut the fuck up

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I have literally never seen a beautifull baby.
>baby
>beautifull
How can one come to such a conclusion?

>I will bomb the shit out of ISIS
*bombs the shit out of the people taking it to ISIS the hardest*

what, exactly, did he mean by this?

>>73298447
you again. literally fuck off you attention seeker. had enough of your shit. you DONT have cancer. 10 doctors have told you that you don't. Chest X ray shows you don't, you live like an unhealthy pig and complain about feeling unhealthy. post on 4chan all day every day and drink alcohol, and smoke. Fucking RUNT. 26 years old, literally zero chance.

Tolerated you yesterday and showed you heaps of evidence and advice. Back here again moaning about the same shit. Wait for your CT scan which will prove everyone right, you wrong, waste thousands of NHS money, and shut your mouth.

>day after CT scn comes back clear

"guys I think the machine was faulty, the noises didn;t sound right. still sure i have lung cancer"

how much is fiveguys lads?

>>73298623
mate, its a gimmick. just ignore it.

shudder to think of the cretins at aintree this weekend

>>73298622
>*bombs the shit out of the people taking it to ISIS the hardest*

You mean the SDF, Iraqi Army and Kurds?

Because Assad's list of victories against ISIS is literally miniscule, probably because they aren't all defenseless children hiding in basements.

>>73298635
£8 a burger.

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>>73297099

>Lorry """"""""""""crash""""""""""""
>Brits are legally obliged to fund this type of journalism

Loving
Every
Laugh

>>73298621
women are programmed to like babies and call them cute

>>73298582
There's loads of those vans everywhere around the ground on matchdays

The adventurers is the aesthetic pub

62
ah yes

reddit

>>73298572
reminder to drop your trip

reminder this guy used to go on /r9k/ and boast about being a chad but he looks like a complete gimp and all the girls he used to post were fat

>>73298635
Depends, can one of them be black?

>>73298635
literally about 20 quid for a burger, chips and a drink

>>73298552
in Egypt they would give Coptic Christians cross tattoos, then the Copts started tattooing themselves as a form of protest which continues today.

Christians suffered and continue to suffer far greater indignities than any Muslim in the west has ever faced.

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>>73298622
>Only Donald Trump can save Israel

>>73298600
'no'

go to /balk/ and ask about "tattoo culture"
or just read a history book

she didn't like you very much because when you were not looking I was touching her butt

Thailad?

>>73298613
never encourage yanks to post here

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>>73298711

>>73298572
No

>>73298651
hello (((donald)))

>>73298621
babies are qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0XiOLW_Qk

>>73298635
five pounds per guy × five = twenty-five pounds

>>73298622
he was a jewish plant all along

the globalists were playing 4D chess with us all

dont reply to either of them

>>73298638
>pretending to have cancer for a gimmick

if it is a gimmick, it's literally the worst one i have ever seen

>>73298713
*vocaroo
but I need to hear them try 'Loughborough'

>>73298711
>>73298713
alri lads

>>73298726
nonce

>>73298751
never reply to it

>>73298690
vlad the impaler used to impale muslims on stakes through their arseholes

but yes they didn't suffer indignity in the west largely because up until a few years ago there were none here

the bible is a collection of metaphors for collective unconscious archetypes

>>73298740
lisicki and who else?

>>73298735
this was obvious to everyone except /pol/ spackers for some reason. they got completely cucked by goldberg.

>>73298793
algerian runt

thinking about clicking on his post number and typing a reply?

well stop, it has been proven that replying to him only encourages him

>>73298776
he used to impale Turkish invaders
this is the only sort of response Muslims will understand

there's a reason why Bulgaria is full of Muslims while Romania has practically none.

España no puede perder otra vez la oportunidad de recuperar la soberanía de Gibraltar. Los piratas ingleses atacaron en la zona cuando estaban en medio del caos y encima luego cogieron más terreno español con la excusa de la epidemia que sufrieron, pero luego no nos devolvieron ese terreno y el gobierno español, ha fallado en varias ocasiones el intento de recuperación, quizas por su blandeza en las negociaciones. No es lo mismo que en Ceuta y Melilla, como quieren vendernos ellos. Marruecos no estaba constituido como Marruecos. Pero Gibraltar formaba parte de España y sigue siendo una colonoia. Hay que descolonizar, fuera los piratasladrones ingleses!!! GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL!!!!!!!!!

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>>73298793
>>73298793
>who else?

>>73298835
que?

shion utsunomiya lads

those titties have me shooting rope after rope

>>73298839
christ that forehead

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what is it with bald old men going to thailand to shag ugly slopes?

>>73298835
Taco tortilla enchillada Faklands taco guacamole Gibraltar.

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*posts triple parentheses*
*makes sweeping assumptions*
*implies it was the jews*
*dismisses all opposing arguments as vested interests*
*hero worships any male authority figure I can find*

Am I /pol/ yet lads?

>>73298751
Lowbrow

What are you supposed to do when you love someone who is taken but you have to see them everyday and can't avoid them?

>>73298619
>>73298674
stop

>>73298723
really? I imagine some females would apply purely for chad dick though? considering they're a sports heavy uni

>>73298713
rather a yank than a someone who LARPS as a chad on /r9k/ in his spare time

DROP

>>73298808
>cucked by goldberg

This is literally what the majority of /pol/ is saying right now.

>>73298894
cheeky ol' 'cide

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>>73298881
just memes lad
((( ))) is top banter
go back to /leftpol/ if you hate fun

just stop replying to it and it will leave. literally seen it happen a bunch of times. time tested, proven practice.

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>>73298901
I know a few people

I know a guy, he isnt big , but he has a good body, wouldnt call him a chad though
Also know a girl, fit but utterly devoid of personality, also a bit of a jaw

>>73298875
looks in his 40s

>>73298952
Then he goes and shits up /epl/ by jacking off to llorente and making everyone watch

Trump grabbed Putin by the pussy last night.

>>73298751
low-burr-oh?
or is it lo-bro?

>>73298894
stop being a wimp

muh waifu is on the one show

'rents are dropping increasingly unsubtle hints that they are worried about me not being a normie

this can only end badly

>>73298901
kev just go liverpool or manchester, plenty of nice girls there

Alrighr lads since thailad is not here may I ask you a monogamy question?
Went on a date with this 28 years old chick who I thought was a doctor but she's in fact just a pediatrician with a masters degree. Still very sweey and upper middle class, has a maid, went to a very expensive school. The goal is basically to find a girl like that and be a good bankokian with an upper middle-class lifestyle and sweet little waifu, weekends to phuket, kids in private schools, golf on sundays and shit. However during the date I kept seeing 21 years old chicks with short shorts and being attracted to the lifestyle of being a dog which is less stable and has a lot of ups and down. Plus super hot young girls speak very minimal english and are all around uninteresting. The middle ground but less ethical option is to be a monogamous respectable man and fuck young skanks on the side. What do?

>>73298967
the question was aimed for people who go to the uni 2bh

>cut willies are incapable of widening the japs eye
wow

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just did a thing lads

>>73298979
he's pushing 40

>>73299007
>this can only end badly

it will end with them coming to grips with it

t. knower

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>>73298751

Lowburra.

>>73298997
Mate I honestly want to move on from this girl but I have to work alongside her every fucking day.

>>73299018
i'm third year

>>73299030
i can do this too

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Wish JUSTtin would tell Yank imperialists to fuck off like his father or Jean Chretien did

>>73299024
cut dicks were a mistake

>>73298751
luff-bruh

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>>73299037
don't know if thats better desu

>>73299030
willy is too small to do that haha

>>73298582
Grim

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even zyklon ben has turned against drumpf

>>73299064
why dont you check the gender percentage of your uni? my uni had almost 70% females

>>73299086
Post your local :3

>>73299021
why are you asking /brit/ of all places for advice on this?

I'd say option 3 but Asian girls have a tendency to go apeshit and cut your balls off or something if they catch you cheating.

>>73299067
>thinking canada has ever had a say in anything ever

lol you're cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puh0QhEV5X8

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>>73298979
That picture is heavily shopped. I look pretty hot tbqh but the real treasure is my personality.

>>73299109
>why are you asking /brit/ of all places for advice on this?
he's humble bragging

>>73299067
I hope he does but he could be a fag and whine about >muh chillins as an excuse to join in.

>>73299021
28 yr old is still pretty young, just stick to fucking one more regularly

HAHAHA IT'S GOT A FIVEHEAD

>>73299130
hoegaarden is quite nice on a warm summer day desu

>>73299138
state of your hairline, im fucking creasing

>>73299138
you're pretty ugly m8

>>73299098
>don doesn't react to the killings
>approval rating drops to -100%, is now known as the person who stood by as kids were murdered
fucked either way

>>73299138
and shave that pathetic chest hair its embarassing

>>73299108
Here it is lad

http://thekilpin.co.uk

>>73299061
*gestures with my hands*

forgeettabbbouutt it

why is there a 40 year old moroccan posting here

>>73299109
Was hoping thailad would be here.
Yeah kind of scared of that shit.

>>73299234
the better question is why people are still replying to it.

>>73299138
ngl you still look old and ugly but honestly that doesn't matter because charisma can make up for any fault(s) you may have

Why is there a 25 year old Dutchman posting here?

>>73299234
he has nowhere else to go

How tall is Alan? like 5'6? he has the build of a manlet, I'd be surprised if he was much bigger than that.

>>73299123
I don't care America does I just don't want us getting involved.

I hope you and every yank that shitposts about your military and the next crusade gets drafted though.

>>73299309
i invited him

>>73299220
Looks fancy
Not a big draft selection though

angela scanlon

>>73299309
someone emailed me an invitation

>>73299248
I've dated a Chinese girl whom I never cheated on but was ultra paranoid every time I'd just talk with another girl and would check my phone when I wasn't looking then get mad at me over random shit

a friend of mine dated an asian once as well and did cheat on her, she acted like it was nbd but then she completely trashed his apartment while he was away and smashed his computer and video games up

why is there a 28 year old virgin posting here

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bunnyfu

>>73299326
t. reddit: the country

>>73299300
Can't explain the impossibility for a man to evaluate how hot another man is. It's biologically impossible. You'd need some life experience and a series of surprises at what girls are attracted to in order to understand that. But thanks for the input random anonymous american person.

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>>73299369
Never really looked on the menu on the website but they've got tonnes on draft, all >craft beer which I like

>>73299411
Diaspora asians are different from asian asians and chinese are different from thai. I have dealt with some unpleasant breakups/pushes for monigamy with the gfs here, it's still manageable and I am trained for it anyway but it still dickish to agree to go monogamous and cheat. I never did that and don't see myself doing it without constantly feeling bad.