WW3 scenario

Im fine here, maybe norteños will die but Ill be fine

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>mfw in the safest place of the world

>when the nukes fly any country will be safe

>>73296512
If I were a WWIII general, I'd nuke Switzerland, too, the smug bastards.

>>73296512
Surinam
>no one even knows where this country is
>one of the most irrelevant countries in the world so no one will have any incentive to come here
>nice weather
>they already speak dutch

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>>73296583
>Brazil
>safest place in the world
>mfw
You're too busy fighting crime to fight in a war.

>>73296512
Iceland

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>>73296754
And you will be too busy fighting a war for the jews

>>73296512
t. frontaliero ladro

>>73296512
No place is safer than Patagonia in Argentina and Chile, besides Antarctica

>>73296512
Depending on the WW3 scenario I'm not sure if it will make a difference.

>>73296735
Next to our Guyana, when you get there, tell them to stop crossing our border for gibs.

Mexico.


Jk there are things worse than death.

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>>73296512
California: post nuclear holocaust

>>73296512
>Switzerland
Reasonable and realistic choice for us
No one will bomb the mountain jews

>>73297706
not for too long, it's getting full of jews

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>>73297706
This

Catalonia.

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Kerguelen Islands :^)

>>73298020
Yeah right, like Cataluña is not de facto run by J... Get the fuck out of here

>>73296512
Argentina or Chile to be honest. Hopefully by the time war breaks out I will have completed medical school and learned enough Spanish to integrate there.

>>73296512
yes because you totally won't be one of the millions of refugees between so many others at the gates of switzerland right
they'll just accept you and not close their doors completely ?
yeah right

there is no running away, we all have to stay here and die actually

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>people with no life is afraid to die

I'm staying right here watching the happenings happen. If it gets a bit complicated I can always go live with the indians on the mountains.

>>73300435
We italians will emigrate to our south american colony (based argentina) and keep all the trash non italians out, so you pierre can fuck off and die, no argentina heaven for you

>>73300570
yeah the whole italian population will just run away, there will be nobody left in the country, and everybdy will find it normal, what a realistic fucking plan you morn

>>73300628
>hon hon no argentina pour moi, que tragedie, porquoi je suis en cocu français, j'aime l'argentine mais based italiens ne me fais pas entrer

delicious tears

>>73300800
if i really wanted to leave quebec is better than argentina anyways
and i'm not even planning to

>>73296512
Svalbard

>>73300895
>quebec
>not italians second colony in the new world

you will not be welcomed

>>73296512
Im safe. TRUST ME

>>73301048
there are no italians in québec

in argentina it's a meme too in fact you have no colonies wahtsoever, no one will take you in, you are stuck here with us forever

>>73301132
fuck you tabarnak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JISkr91Tk

>>73301230
well i think this totally unfunny video very much describes why i don't want to move there in the first place, québec is a sad joke and the québecois are the joke ethnicity of this world

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>In which cunt will you emigrate to run away from WW3?
none

India is safe desu no one want to fight us.

>>73301352
they just copied Seth Macfarlane's skit about Italians and added a stupid frog doing a cringey dance at the end of the vid tbqh

when will frog genocide come?

>>73301655
>india is safe
POO