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stop talking about politics edition
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Animr
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fuck /brit/
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>>73290928

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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> weekend's around the corner
Take heart, men. In vino veritas.
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I need tongue reduction surgery but I'm afraid of it altering my taste :/
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Calm down lads, it's okay. the pakis are doing the work for us. they just need to keep behaving the way they are, and they will eventually no longer be tolerated. pendulum is swinging that way already.
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mass effect has too many things to remember i don't like this
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Rate lunch
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wish us a good night would ya?
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made 3 stonking posts last thread and only got 1 (You)
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The "terrorist" was white

rorkes btfo
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This is the rasheed test. If you get two wrong you're a rasheed
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>>73290998
>pendulum is swinging that way already
no it's not lol
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>>73290944
>Animr
alri sheed
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>>73291018

have another
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12695384
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>>73290928
けものフレンス
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>>73291015
>lunch
>at 4
sort yourself out
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got 16 (You)s in the last thread

you runts are too easy
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might have a shower and wank myself silly
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>>73291054
fuck off fatty, don't need your sweaty pity (You)s
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waiting for the Nordic Transwomen's Alliance to tell me what to think about the sweden attack
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>>73291030
>you need to be brown to be an islamic terrorist
hmm
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>>73291053
It is a daring synthesis of anime and ASMR
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>use racist language to argue your ZOG conspriacy theories
>get unironically triggered by being called racist
>ignore every other point made because muh feefees take precedence over the nasty word
woah... is this the power of rorke?
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proud of my small willy
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>>73291030
doesn't look white to me
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>>73291074
did that early
was alright
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SEX CAULDRON?
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>>73291047
i mean it clearly is though. anti immigrant rhetoric is way up, right leaning political parties and even far right parties are getting seats and more influence, there are more right leaning youth movements forming. brexit. trump.
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>>73291095
**muh feefees over the nasty word take precedence
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>>73291032
116: B
117: A
118: C
119: D

How'd I do?
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>>73291129
BLAST
ENDED
SKREWTS
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best remedy for sore throat?
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need to stop watching LegalPorno, so formulaic it gets quite boring
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Wish us a good night, would ya nigel?
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screeching
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>>73290928
>stop talking about current happenings
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overheard someone saying 'sick one bruv' today

I moved out of london precisely to avoid this sort of thing
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>>73291188
its only 1am why are you going to bed on a friday
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some korean lad posting his english homework with a proxy
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me and the lads
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Reminder that Obama set off the gas attack to bring forth his islamic-communist globalist world order fantasy
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>the kike thinks his words were "offensive" and not simply evidence that he was a typical intellectually lazy buzzword-throwing mongoloid with nothing of substance to say, so he hides behinds words like "racist" to save him
lmao
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reminder that ivanka and kushner have trump in their jewish backpocket

the "man" has a jewish daughter, jewish son in law and jewish grandson

he's a jew plant
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sent the potential gf a pic of my cat and said "ah yes, the so called ""cat"""
i think i might have revealed a bit too much autism
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>>73291142
All correct
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sick one bruv
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>>73291215
got the heated blanket on and all
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pray to god to die in my sleep
wake up
checkmate christians
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>>73291255
show us the cat
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>he fell for the trump meme
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>>73291255
post kot
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>>73291139
>anti immigrant rhetoric is way up
against the wrong ones
>right leaning political parties and even far right parties are getting seats and more influence
must be why ukip are totally irrelevant now
>right leaning youth movements forming
>source: my arse
young people are getting lefter and lefter
>brexit
mainly came about from my first point
>trump
>/yankpol/
snore
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>>73291322
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'sheeds btfo
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the so called gf
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just threw away all 8 of my MAGA caps
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keep finding myself in kafkaesque situations
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>>73291280
its on april
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>>73291292
Prayers aren't wishes and God isn't a genie.
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>>73291242
you saw the word "racist", got triggered, and threw a bitch fit in order to avoid dealing with the fact you are wrong
it's classic stuff, really. Note i carried on adressing your points after you called me a "kike", dismissed my points because i was a "kike" and then got insanely triggered by the word "racist"
try and think with the old noggin not just the amygdala rorkey boy xx
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*muslim guy kills innocent people*
Me: You ain't no Muslim, bruv.
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>>73291363

this post was very kafkaesque
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>>73291363
good post
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>>73291347
Would have preferred not to see this. Please be more thoughtful of other posters.
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>if I just keep insisting he was "offended" then I win, r-right?
LMAO
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falling in love with my doctor lads
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>>73291347
literally legless
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>>73291347
>tfw no terrorism in the 'bane to be killed by
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>>73291446
bit gay
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>>73291308
>he fell for the Bernie meme
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Rorkes btfo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nN9I_7djgo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCar4om_l9w

tune
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one of my clients is starting to get really fucking clingy. reckon he might have a crush on me aha
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>>73291446
>falling in love with a paki
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>>73291445
>he continues to post, fails to address any of my points and is literally insanely offended, despite the fact that he got annoyed about the word "racist" presumably because being offended about something doesn't make it an invalid argument
woah... bringing out all the stops...
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>>73291242
>>73291375
>>73291445

Grow up you mongs.
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keep slipping my cock into the gf's bumhole in the heat of battle. it's clearly not enjoyable for her but she's too scared of me to say anything haha

mad really
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Lads what pass would I need to be able to travel London for a week and see see all the major attractions like museums and shit? I'm looking rn and there's loads but I don't think I'll need to travel between all "9 zones" of London

What exactly is an Oyster card?
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I regret never spending everyday playing video games instead of studying during High School.

Who the fuck wants to do homework when they have Steam? Seriously? I was 16 and going through anxiety-triggered depression.
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As a Swede and someone who believes in our European enlightenment ideas, my message to you is not to get too emotional about this. Let us not become tools of the terrorist or pawns of the far right by letting our grief or shock guide what we think, what we do or what we believe.

Let not a few weak and desperate terrorists (and their nationalist cheerleaders) fool us to give up our freedom and 300 years of progress. Not today or tomorrow!
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>>73291467
>>73291499
she's irish
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>>73291510
alright tell the neo-nazi to calm it down lol, he's being a bit racist
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>STILL going with the "offended" angle
L

M

A

O
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>>73291519
Where are you from?
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>>73291473
sanders earns the least of them
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>>73291532

Part and parcel of living in a socialist diversified utopia.

The diversity is the way in which muslims will kill you.
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>>73291601
Don't see why that's relevant but Cardiff
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NEED a latina gf
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MUSLIMS ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA PRAISING TRUMP

YOU QUITE LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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what's the best website to get torrents

kickass seems to have gone to shit
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Still don't blame all Muslims for the actions of a few. Sorry, alt-righters.

Where ever people are dying or hurt, they need help. We must continue to take more Muslims to alleviate the suffering in Syria, even if that brings some of Syria's problems to us.
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>>73291657
can't say i follow muslims on social media
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As a Swede I have to say I'm so fucking mad right now. Guessing Stefan Löfven will do nothing as usual and claim it on nazis.
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>>73291616
Still a multimillionaire with three houses
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>>73291683
kickass unironically was shut down months ago
extratorrent.cc is the most decent one left imho
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>>73291575
feel free to go back and adress my points haha, at the moment you seem to just be really angry and it's hard to discuss it any further when you're just screeching autistically instead of refuting what i said. I'm open to discussing this with you lad, just need a bit of input instead of "reeee he called me racist and that hurts my feefees"
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>>73291683
nyaa.se
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>>73291703
It's on the news you daft cunt
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/brit/ is ultracrepidarian central
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marx and hilter were right
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crep check?
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>>73291709
don't think he was advocating communism, just tax funded healthcare
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australians are the most powerful posters on 4chan
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>>73291734
what if they made it up
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>>73291519
"take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole"
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>he's STILL rattling on after proving himself wrong AND going on about "feefees" like the kike redditor he is
L
MAO
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the younger sister on digimon was my first 2D crush
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Mummy has a friend over
Shall have to piss myself and starve to death
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>>73291772
nigger
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we killed the wrong hitler
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>>73291683

smug.moe
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>>73291805
pics of sister?
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>>73291797
>he's wrong
haha why tho? you haven't shown this?
>proves himself wrong
where did i prove there was a global jewish conspiracy which has Donald Duck under its wraps?

care to explain why Jews are the cause of all evil in the world, your initial claim?
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>66.6% of the last 3 doctors in doctor who have been Scottish despite Scots only being 8% of the UK population

I am English and I will not STAND FOR IT.
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really weird how white mancunians and black londoners have the same speech impediment where they pronounce words like "little" as "likkle"
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>>73291808
good post
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>>73291709
that's not even him
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happy birthday to me
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>tfw no cute swedish policewoman gf
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>doesn't even understand how he proved himself wrong
state of this kike
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>>73291330
>against the wrong ones.
Muslims?
>must be why ukip are totally irrelevant now
UKIP are irrelevant now because their goal was achived
>young people are getting lefter and lefter
>source my arse

>mainly came about from my first point
No. People wanted out the EU because of angela merkels handling of the migrant crisis, her threats if countries did not take their quota of refugees. We didn't want pakis, we still don't.

Trump was elected mate. I don't even like the man, but if you can't see that doesn't point to a change in peoples mentality, you're an idiot.
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> people that aren't my immediate family
Nope. Shan't be going anywhere near them. I'll just lock myself away in my dingy room until they leave my home.
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>>73291635
Hello fellow Cardiff anon
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>>73291916
please explain it then? you seem to just be saying "you're wrong" over and over, which is NOT an argument.
Intellectually lazy rorkes are so emotional lol, literally SJWs
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Alright so what exactly is the point of this place? I'm a tourist and I keep asking questions about British culture and advice but I don't get answers and only see shitposting and the words "Rorke" and "sheed".
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>>73291905
not an argument
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk
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absolutely love to tune into the political chat on /brit/ and listen to the intellectual opinions of neets, call centre workers, etc
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>>73291925
>muslims?
Poles.
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>>73291976

FONT
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>>73291984
haha wow btfo bernie in ruins
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>>73291959
aight Dai?
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>>73291519
as far as i know you can just use any contactless card on public transport
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>>73291988
probably a trap
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>>73291976
What do you want to ask? I'll answer it since i'm not really into the rorke/rasheed shitflinging
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>you seem to just be saying "you're wrong" over and over, which is NOT an argument. Intellectually lazy rorkes are so emotional lol, literally SJWs
>racist racist racist racist racist racist racist don't use the word kike that's offensive you racist racist racist racist racist racist racist
lMaO
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>>73292025
he is a multi millionaire with 3 houses
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>>73292054
ok
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>>73291925
>Muslims?
if only
>UKIP are irrelevant now because their goal was achived
exactly
we have no right wing party anymore
>>young people are getting lefter and lefter
>>source my arse
check any voting polls by age. younger = more left
>Trump was elected mate
don't give an arse, irrelevant
whether yanks elect him or not doesn't make us any closer voting a government which isn't utterly pathetic
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>>73291976
if you mention youre a tourist youll get serious answers
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>>73292044
>>73291519
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>>73292054
lol state of him
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Imagine being in that room.
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>>73291908
>blonde women

disgusting
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>>73292062
fake news
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any hot tips for the grand national tomoz lads?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39512637
>Eta killed more than 800 people and wounded thousands in over 40 years of violence aimed at Basque independence.
reckon the frogs and spanish need the irish to show them how to do guerrilla warfare desu
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>>73292054
why are you so triggered over one word mate? it's just a word haha
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>>73292107
I wouldn't dare fart (tump) with trump (fart) in the room
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>>73292107
kushner needs to be ousted the dirty kike
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>>73292107
whats paul nutall doing there
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>>73292107
me sporting the skin yamaka haircut
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>>73292107
if you were to rip a gargantuan BRAAAAAP in that room, do you think they would laugh or have you assassinated?
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>all he can do is repeat the same thing over and over!
>racist racist racist racist racist racist
wdhmbt
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>>73292054

Think you might be a racist mate and being racist outside of /b/ is against the rules
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>>73291519
>>73292088
ah right, oyster card is definitely the best.

places that are a must are the dungeons, natural history and science museums and convent garden
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how do i get rid of stains on my teeth lads?
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>>73292107
Bannon is the only man in that room worth a shit. Kushner needs to be forcibly removed.
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>>73292198
I called you racist, in a joking manner, ONCE (one time) and you have literally derailed the entire argument based on being offended by that

Why are you so easily triggered? And i'm still here willing to discuss your refutations of my argument, you seem to be a bit caught up though
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>>73292247
stop being a disgusting cunt
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>I called you a racist once
>has called me a racist 4 times in this thread alone
wdhmbtt
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>>73292327
Im not a disgusting cunt though
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>>73292305
>Why are you so easily triggered?
when you ask questions like this it is a form of derail or misdirection. I am not that guy, but neither of you are arguing honestly.
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>>73292027
i'm not from the valleys
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>>73292247
artificially whitened
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got called racist in greggs lads
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America in a nutshell.
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>>73292418
haha amazing meme!
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Reminder that we are imperialists and the Middle East is our playground.

All non-whites are ours to torment.

Assad will bend the knee or be destroyed, as Gaddafi and Saddam were before him.

This planet is our birthright and we shall not be denied it.
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Give binmen footballers' wages
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>>73292247
get a peroxide treatment like 40 yoyos from the dentist.
a few and you have stupid yank tictac teeth so be careful
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/pol/ocaust needed
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>>73292373
The argument is dead, he failed to refute any of my points and instead got offended by a word to avoid having to deal with the actual argument.

It's fine, I leave a happy man
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got called a racist in stockholm lads
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>>73292247
brush them better
or if they're set in and can't be brushed, go to the dentist

or just stop being a vain cunt
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got called a cuck in dc lads
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>I-I w-win!
state of him
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>>73292418
I love how the left act all smug and sanctimonious but whenever their ideas are implemented it fails even more spectacularly. Fuck off to a Communist country, if it even exists in your warped mind.
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>>73292583
I do "win" though, you failed to argue against my case?
victory for reason and sound arguments
*bangs gavel*
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>why yes I do care about politics
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>>73292418
Why is that Jew's nose so small?
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whats the best porn site in terms of content and variety of categories?
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>>73292554
tell us what happened lad
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>>73292650
>>73292583
shut up
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>I do "win" though
>victory for reason and sound arguments
>RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST REEEEEEEE
HOWLING
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>>73292692
Whitehouse.gov
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>>73292727
>>73292650
fuck off
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>>73290928
Agreed. Based Varg
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Who would have thought, in Sweden of all places.
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>>73292589
>it fails even more spectacularly
dumb right wing propaganda
sad!
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last night you were in my room

and now my bedsheets smell like poo

i'm in love with the shape of poo
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>being 6'3
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>>73292659
he's not jewish
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>>73292791
We're here for you Sven. unironically. We love you you are our brother.
no homo
you know, odd manly hug stuff
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>>73292890
stop posting this
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>>73292890
slight chuckle at this post
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>>73292879
Off to gulag with you
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>>73292920
He should be, since they instigated that war.
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>>73292921
cool it with the homophobia sweetie
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why girls are more respected when they're virgins and not boys???
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Hands Off Syria
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What's the death toll?
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girls going wild in the water
girls going wild in the water
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Got called a racist on an anime forum lads. Spent 20 minutes typing the word 'racist' over and over again
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>>73292921
I don't give a fuck about Sweden. They deserve absolutely everything they get.
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>>73292890
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>>73291246
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Give back our clay
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none of you better be being RACIST on /brit/ lads
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>>73292931
foy
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Got called a kike on an anime forum lads. Spent well over 20 minutes screeching RACIST and I WIN over and over and over again

Can't believe how badly my feelings were hurt.
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teeth start hurting as soon as nutella hits my mouth
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>>73292973
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>>73293051
there is no need to be upset
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>>73293032
After having seen your latest census, I don't want to be unified anymore.
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>>73292956
too much sweetie?
I must update my tumblfuck off sad cunt.
You dont get to tell me what to do sunshine.
Might have te glass ye or throw ye a dirty look sasanach cunt
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Quite drunk. Been drinking with local Thais for the last 3 hours. They were giving me free whiskey, beers and fags, so based.
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just witnessed 2 sad twats go at each other for well over 20 minutes on an anime forum lads
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doing a read of r/askgayguys
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>>73293100
say goodbye to at least one of your kidneys
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>>73293100
no-one cares
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Lads, I'm still absolutely INCENSED about being called a kike ages ago on an anime forum
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>>73292973
Key that opens many locks etc
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Need a /brit/pol/ bf to call me a filthy paddy as he pounds my bp
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>>73293073
state of anyone reading all that shite let alone living by it
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why is this racist lad so mad?
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>>73293118
literally all me
i am rorke and rasheed, the sun and the air, all things to all men
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uh sweetie, the capitalists dont me only capitalism works, so... uh... go away?
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I had no idea gay sex was so incredible.

I had never done anything with guys before. I was curious about it and my gay friend was happy to let me experiment with him. Let me just say, I get it now. I understand why you guys prefer it. His hole was way tighter and more pleasurable than any vagina I had encountered. And the way his dick was swinging back and forth when he was on all fours, and how it was slapping my stomach when he was riding me, it was incredible. We frotted (I hope that means what I think it means) afterwards and it was definitely the most intimate thing I had done with someone else. I know this isn't a question, but I just feel like I finally know who I am and have a sense of sexual identity. I just felt like sharing with a gay community.
Edit: Just had to add, slowly sliding in and out of a guy's ass and hearing him moan has to be the most satisfying thing ever.
Edit 2: This thread is probably dead and no one cares anymore but I thought I'd post anyway. I gushed to my friend how eager I was to try it again and we went for round 2. I'm honestly torn between deciding whether I'm bisexual or gay. I've had sex with women before, and I enjoyed it, but I felt like I was just going through the motions to get some pleasure. When I was fucking a dude, both times I got this animal instinct, like a dog in heat. It's super weird, I can't really describe it. Plus, I think I had it wrong the first time. The most satisfying thing ever is having a dick in your mouth. Seriously, I could do it for a living. Sorry, I know r/askgaybros isn't my personal blog, but I'm just discovering so much about myself right now.
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>>73293173

because the word racist is used to discredit people when they same racist things or some dumb shit.
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still utterly INFURIATED that I was called a kike lads
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Indescribable tooth pain all of a sudden
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>>73293240
>
hahah
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>>73293073
>awesome girl by /pol/ standards
he got an arranged marriage with a lass from iran??
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>>73293247
mate calm it yeah no one cares
>>
Want to have a mutually satisfying sexual relationship with a woman lads
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I had no idea gay sex was so incredible.

I had never done anything with guys before. I was curious about it and my gay friend was happy to let me experiment with him. Let me just say, I get it now. I understand why you guys prefer it. His hole was way tighter and more pleasurable than any vagina I had encountered. And the way his dick was swinging back and forth when he was on all fours, and how it was slapping my stomach when he was riding me, it was incredible. We frotted (I hope that means what I think it means) afterwards and it was definitely the most intimate thing I had done with someone else. I know this isn't a question, but I just feel like I finally know who I am and have a sense of sexual identity. I just felt like sharing with a gay community.
Edit: Just had to add, slowly sliding in and out of a guy's ass and hearing him moan has to be the most satisfying thing ever.
Edit 2: This thread is probably dead and no one cares anymore but I thought I'd post anyway. I gushed to my friend how eager I was to try it again and we went for round 2. I'm honestly torn between deciding whether I'm bisexual or gay. I've had sex with women before, and I enjoyed it, but I felt like I was just going through the motions to get some pleasure. When I was fucking a dude, both times I got this animal instinct, like a dog in heat. It's super weird, I can't really describe it. Plus, I think I had it wrong the first time. The most satisfying thing ever is having a dick in your mouth. Seriously, I could do it for a living. Sorry, I know r/askgaybros isn't my personal blog, but I'm just discovering so much about myself right now.
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utterly FUMING about being called a kike
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crossbreed
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>>73293346
move on sweetie yeah?
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What's the point of a bank card PIN when all the info you need to spend money is on the card itself???
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The kike and the racist: a love story
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>>73293376
you just answered your own question
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don't even know what the argument is but the kike needs to fuck off
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>>73293411
explain how
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>>73293376
bank cards didn't used to be able to be used online
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>>73293424
woah mate thats a bit racist isn't it?
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Stop saying kike, you do realise that is a anti-semitic word right?
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>>73293446
yeah I hate kikes lad
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>>73293346
as you should be. thas an extremely offensive word and has no place in the 21st century.
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>>73293435
if there was no pin, anybody could steal or skim your card and spend your money
that's why contactless payments have limits
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>>73293475
woah man CHILL with the racism
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doing a pee whilst eating a hobnob snack bar
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lads stop acting racist yeh?
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/brit/ is a jewish general
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FURIOUS that I was called a kike
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doing a sip
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Gaybros, what's the cringe worthy thing you've ever done for another guy?

I just stumbled upon a song I wrote, produced, and recorded for a guy I had a crush on about a decade ago. Fucking cringe-fest the entire way through.
All I could think while listening to it was what the fuck was I thinking? To top it off, in hindsight...the dude was not attracted to me and told me several times in a roundabout way that nothing would ever happen. I remember sending him the song and he was like..."that's cool". I can't sing, and the sappy lyrics were so butt-kissy, and frankly a damn mess.
You ever look back on anything you've done for a crush and shake your head?
edit: I meant most cringe worthy in the title...
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>>73293556
you should be lad that's pretty racist language
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>>73293495
>if there was no pin, anybody could steal or skim your card and spend your money
what are you talking about fucking retard. PIN doesn't stop someone entering the card no, sort code and security number which is all thats needed
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>>73293590
accidentally touched my mates hand once
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no one better call me racist! my feelings are VERY fragile
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Land of hope and glory, mother of the free
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet
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>marxists
>I don't deal in identity politics, there's only class
>class isn't an identifier

Howling
>>
HSBC = Waitrose
Lloyds = M&S
RBS = Sainsburys
TSB = Morrisons
Barclays = Tesco
Natwest = Asda
Halifax = Aldi
Nationwide = Lidl
Santander = food bank
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>>73293612
online/phone transactions are verified another way before they go through if a lot of money is spent in a short time
same thing as the contactless limits, they give you time to find out the fraudulent activity and cancel the card before too much damage is done
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>>73293696
class isn't an identity, it's an inevitable effect of the economic system that exists in the world. Class is imposed and non-variable
>>
ffs I need to wash my jeans but I can't leave my apartment without jeans on
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>>73293702
mentioned
>>
You lads got plans for the weekend?
>>
what iteration of leftism believes that brain surgeons will accept the same wage as tesco shelf-stacker runts?
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>>73293760
do you not have more than one pair or something
>>
lads, just want you all to know that I am STILL absolutely OUTRAGED at having been called a kike
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>Class is imposed and non-variable
>>
masturbate and do class work
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>>73293728
like when i bought a bunch of pc hardware a while ago, the bank called me to confirm that i had made the purchases myself before they would go through
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>>73293802
just got back lol, are you still mad about being called a racist?
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>>73293793
cant find the other pair
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>>73293786
brain surgeons go away
racist sexist anti-gay
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>>73293728
okay so why doesnt thiefs just do small payments

fuckin
dumbass
dont reply to me
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>>73293766
>>
was abbot asked any questions about her comments re: the attack on the kurdish boy?
>>
lads, really feel like letting you all know that not only have I just pretended that I had better things to do with my life for 10 or so minutes (even though you can see me post several times in the time I claim to have been gone) but that I am STILL VEXED about being called a kike
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>>73293786
Brain surgeons and tesco shelf-stacker runts don't exist in leftist societies. Everyone will live harmoniously, with work distributed based on want and need
>>
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE NEOCONS NOT JOIN THEM
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>>73293893
>gif
fuck off
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>>73293856
like i said, it gives you more time to detect activity that you didn't do before the bank says "fuck you, you should have realized this a long time ago, we're not reimbursing you"
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why are the missiles on strike??? they arent greedy cunts like those train drivers are they??
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>America controls the world
>/pol/ controls America
>/int/ controls /pol/
>/brit/ controls /int/
Are Britons the most powerful race?
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>>73293889
ahh... it's a yes then?
>>
>>73293908
That's what happens when you let a Jew into your family.
>>
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/donald-trump-syria-military/

Greater London on suicide watch
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BF Embarrassed of Wealth

Hey there. Long time lurker but first time posting.
About two weeks ago, my bf invited me on his family vacation to Hawaii. I was super excited and left all the planning to my bf given this was his family's vacation. We got to Hawaii a couple days ago, and little did I know we were not staying at a hotel but rather at his parent's vacation house overlooking the ocean. I ended up looking up the house on Zillow and seeing his parents bought it for $6.3M a few years ago.
My bf lives a very modest life. He drives a pretty basic car, lives in a basic apartment, and is a doctor for low income Americans so his salary is relatively low. I think it is fair to say, I had no idea his family's wealth.
It is just really weird for me now why he never mentioned that his family is worth 10s of millions. I get the vibe that he is somehow embarrassed by the degree of his family's wealth. Anyone have similar experiences and if so, how do you deal with it?
EDIT: Ended up talking to him over lunch today. Basically told me he doesn't consider the money to be his, rather he just got lucky. As a result, he doesn't like to talk about it/use it because he feels he wants to work on his own rather than rely on his parents. He also told me when he does inherit half of the money, he wants to build some type of charitable foundation. Got to see a new side of him today and makes me pretty happy.
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>>73293893
everyone will be a brain surgeon in automated luxury communism
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>>73293936
made the ol' pistachios rev up to 10,000 rpm
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Sorry to bother you again lads, just really feel the need to let you all know how ANALLY RAVAGED I am about being called a kike
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>>73293786

the kind imagined by rorke nutters
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>>73294012
so people will be given different wages in a communist society then? doesn't seem very fair.
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>>73293696
>i know a word
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let's get it over the bump limit so i can post my thread
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>>73293988
mate it's me again, care to explain why you're continuing to post this? I have moved on with my life, and you seem to be still absolutely incensed. Have you though that perhaps, you may be "ANALLY RAVAGED"?
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>work with a few Swedish people
>after attack hear them talking about it
>"it's such a small city I don't understand why this keeps happening"

Honestly had to restrain myself. They were all women, obviously.
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lads it's me again, going to explain why i continue to post this. i cannot move on with my life, and i seem to be STILL absolutely INCENSED. I think that perhaps, i may be "ANALLY RAVAGED" about being called a kike
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>Honesty had to restrain myself. They were all women, obviously.
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>>73294160
show arsehole
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>>73294117
food/service industry?
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>>73294117
ikea?
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>>73294176
no
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>>73294152
why are you so angry? You're a racist lol DEAL WITH IT
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>>73294160
No.

>>73294178
No, they do translation work for our company.

>>73294208
Mong.
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lads i am so angry! he's a racist! i can't DEAL WITH IT!
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>>73294209
bit selfish
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>>73294254
Greater London
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NEW
>>73294255
NEW
>>73294255
NEW
>>73294255
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>>73294254
don't mean to play the u mad game but you are literally so angry lad, calm it down, I don't get offended by being called a kike because I'm not jewish. Why are you so offended about being called a racist?
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>>73294287
nice try lad, youll get it next time
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>>73294287
THIS ISN'T /brit/ LADS

SOMEONE MAKE A LEGIT NEW
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lads i am literally so angry that i simply cannot calm it down I got so offended by being called a kike because I'm jewish I just wish this RACIST would stop making me so ANGRY
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>>73294378
>>73294378
>>73294378
new (no raicsts allowed)
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